Lookout Landing

He's made of glass!

I was late to the game thread

Did we already have a discussion about why the fuck WFB is starting in CF? Versus a right handed pitcher? what the fuck.

Him being a part of a platoon is bad enough as it is.

Lefties hit 100 points lower against him

that’s the reasoning

Oh.

I guess that’s actually decent reasoning. I’d still have to think Reed has more upside (on a game-to-game basis), but at least there’s SOMETHING behind it.

Dammit Sims,

Stop saying “The M’s need a DP right here” all the time.

Wow, who would've expected the quality of our pitching to drop so precipitously from Bedard to Corcoran?

So Corcoran blows

Him being demoted early in the season ruined his career/confidence.

BTW, what would be the perfect reason, given the M's season, for Bedard to have come out?

1.) Serious injury
2.) Piddling injury
3.) “Just didn’t feel like pitching anymore today”

D. Degenerative injury

That will one day end his pitching career.

Deducted 3 marks for probable accuracy

Hopefully the Yankees won't care.

"All that baserunning decreased my pitch count limit by 60"

Contagious death

vampirism

johnbai - June 20, 2008 reply

I am dangerously close to cheering for the Braves for the rest of the game.

I'm cheering for Jeff Clement

and more litle bitch throws from WFB

Keep walking them

they’ll never get off the island

LOST reference?

Hell no

Common saying refering to the hitting practices of the caribbean islands

Yuni Xtra basehit!

Holy hell was that route serious?

That was the most pathetic route ever

Dammit, forgotthat we only get to see one Bedard AB

batting 1.000!

Goddamn that was pathetic

wtf….

he just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible

BACK SPASMS hahaha

Stike out like a man, wuss....

Interesting.

Bedard has back spasms

Johjima's giving all our pitchers back spasms.

Would've been funnier if Richie did that

Bedard has Back Spasms!...???

Understated braves announcer:

“And his bunt attempts have not been overly successful”

NEW MEME: "EVERYBODY HAS BACK SPASMS"

EHBS.

I thought that was AIDS?

joof - June 20, 2008 reply

Can Bedard do anything without hurting himself?

Bitch

that was a really nice change, I thought for sure it was a

Fastball

Nobody's jealous of that swing

m's need a dp rite here.

Routine

There ya go

Balderdash

Just what the doctor ordered

Atlanta's broadcast has such energy and passion

I kind of enjoy them

They share my energy and passion.

Is it Boog Sciambi?

I’ve only got radio today.

thanks yuni

Lame.

Ohhh goodie

That was fun

Stras..

Well, at least Ichiro is happier.

hahaha that was awesome

Wow, we're so bad.

It’s great sometimes.

"And that is why Seattle is 25-47 for the year"

ahahaha…

Atlanta Announcers really just say that?

That’s great/awesome if they did!

If one of the Daves said that we'd really have something

I hate my team

s

No, I don't hate the Nats. They made be made of fail, but they didn't try to softsoap me in the preseason by building expectations

And while their offseason moves haven’t really worked out for them either, they were smart gambles made by an underrated GM working on a strict budget. The Nats suck, but it’s a likable sort of suck.

And our farm system kicks the crap out of the M’s.

Why are they swinging?

That was a double play ball either way. Tex could have gone to second to get the out there.

RRS again?

er

God I hate the National League.

Although in hindsight it did force us to bench Vidro.

I thought maybe McLaren would find a way to play him.. but then I remembered..... No McLaren!

"Richie almost got his head torn off there"

Good try Clement, good try.

Well that is stupid

Pinch hitter last half inning… hello?

Jim Riggleman is a National League manager don'tyaknow?

Rigglemen really not looking too impressive.

Let’s remove the interim title!

I know, half a game, but it’s so fun to hate.

... and I should really learn how to spell.

Whatever, dude should be gone by the end of the yea.r

I don't like the new Sleep Country woman.

I am very interested in this Australia bar joke.

Do go on.

RRS really needs to come clean about his lost velocity.

He just hit 90

But 92-94 last year, and early this year.

He just threw 53 pitches two days ago

Hmmm. I guess that's what it is then

I still don't like that his velocity is down a little bit

but I’m not all that concerned.

Somebody stop me

How would I go about stopping you?

I can't ban the ROY

Thanks! Who's a cute leader? You are! You're a cute leader!

I spoke too soon

Buhhhh?

The Rally Lion works!

mufasa?

f.u.e.b.

I like Baydar

I'm resisting a Darth Vader-Erik Bedard morph so hard right now

Darth Baydar?

It seems so perfect

I'll fly down to Seattle to help him pack.

I knew he'd have some dumbass answer to what

the new GM should do.

FSN is still showing us Sexson promos? Wow.

WTF

Omar Infante is batting 5th for the Braves? That seems Marinersesque.

Yay,

Another baserunner to strand.

It's their specialty

JoLo bitches

Yay loafie

That change up is something else.

Watcing Tex play defense is odd...

and refreshing…

I agree

Don't get your hopes up

FINALLY BELTRE

Beltre still rules!

Please rule that a hit...

Beltre is unclutch because he got lucky there.

So it sounds like Beltre has had another unlucky day

Well there we go

Robbed of a HR, deep flyout to the track in center.

Luck improves!

I just bought

A portable AC unit, a PS3, and GTA4. I couldn’t care less about this game right now.
Eat it Bitches

Edanger6 - June 20, 2008 reply

GO

DEEP

Win one for the hyphen

H-B-P! H-B-P!

Aim for the head Jorge!

Actually I like that better

Some people didn't get along with Mac?

His curveball is annoying

Because of how gay it is

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STOP SWINGING SEXSON

they catcher is so far fromt he plate, they’re not even trying to pitch to you

DERRR

Think Richie is holding back?

Looks like he wanted to slam his bat down.

I'm honestly curious who's going to sign Richie when we cut his tall ass

The Nationals

The Giants

Yomiuri Giants

I don't think any teams have a need for 200/250/280

guy who can’t play any defense…

And yet he'll get a chance

This is going to be another horrible series.

Washburn and Silva to round out the series. Awesome. And we still have Sexson.

On the bright side it gives us an oppurtunity to shop Washburn and his .287 batting average to the NL.

Maybe we can leave him in Atlanta.

I don’t really even care if we get anything back.

They might give up something to get him

Chances are very slim, but their rotation isn’t great with Hampton, Glavine, and Smoltz out.

No, Atlanta announcers, he should be 3-3

On principle

Hello, good sirs! My name is Victor Martinez

Magglio is so funny

he doesn’t speak English!

Dah?

I hope the Braves blow us out soon

so I can watch “It’s always sunny in philly”... never seen it before, hopefully its good

My favorite show on TV

Cannot wait till September 14th or whenever the new season starts. I regretfully just deleted the second season from my DVR due to lack of space :-(

I watched the first box set, and it was awesome.

Is there a second?

dont' think so...

first boxed set is seasons 1 and 2 i believe..

Yeah, that's what I watched.

So the new season will be the fourth, right? I gotta find the third somewhere.

I wonder if the Blue Jays just have Generic Player Bobblehead Nights

White Infielder Night

Blue Jays vs. M's

Scrappy infielder bobblehead night. Take your pick: Eckstein or WFB

That was a strike

New Rule:

You can only call the Cubs the “Cubbies” if you are a fan who actively roots for them.

dammit

cubs sounds lame….

Bill Maher doesn't approve this comment.

God I hope he plays himself in the World War Z movie.

He seems cool enough to make fun of himself.

how is infante killing us?

Softly

With his song

It'd be better if somebody else said "With his song"

I don't trust the people around here

I thought about doing it but wisely decided against it.

That's the fresh rookie mindset..

McCann is one big dude

He is fat too.

I noticed when he decided to just walk to first there

but he’s reeeely good

7 hits 4 doubles?

and only one run? Yep, this is the Mariners (don’t forget a robbed hr)

4 doubles? Not very Marinersian

Guess how many are Sexson's

3

Reed on deck

we’re just flying through pitchers.

"Where's Willie from?"

I know a broadcast crew that could tell you.

Oh god that was great

Good job Willie!

Show the NL what you can do!

Holy crap these announcers are either mega boring or mega trashed

Braves announcers have always been boring

"Here's Jeremy Reed...

...let’s…see how he’s doing…”

Sounds like an awkward conversation between two strangers with a mutual friend who had to leave

Mad rec'd

Terrible feeling.. Rec'd nonetheless for "funny because true" reasons

I think it's against the rules to let the pitcher bat

So I respect Riggleman’s decisions

Willie walks?

WTF getting a walk is NOT gritty

opposite of grit, also give us a higher WE, and thus lower chances of getting Stras

I'm going to call him Stras from now on,

The best violins in the world, Stradaverius’s are called Strads, so I’m going to call him Stras

REED!!

REEEEEEED!

Reed!

Wait, we have a lead?

That is why Riggleman didn't have Reed starting in CF

Is what he’ll say…...

Woo Reed, now pull the ol' double switch and get WFB out of there.

REED! for Starter!

Hey, a double by the guy who should have been in the starting linup to begin with!

SMOKE SOME REED!

Reed is better than you, Mexican

Goalllllllllll

i dont' rememer darth maul in the desert?

but then again I blanked that entire movie from my mind due to how incredibly bad it was

yeah, he was.

He fought Qui-Gon in the desert of Tatoine just before they got on the Queens ship.

However, he only used one blade of his double lightsaber during that fight scene.

I was waiting for it!

Thank you for not disappointing me. Oh, I also spelled Tatooine wrong.

I wasn't going to say anything about it

I want to see Brandon Fahey intentionally walked just once in my life

That was impressive! He stayed back on the change up; Campillo's best pitch.

Now that's the Campillo I always thought existed

Braves announcers commending the Mariners on their NL style managing

Mainly the hit and run. Fuck yourselves

THE FAN AT HOME DOESN'T FIND YOUR STATS INTERESTING

QUIT YOUR JOB

I know stats better than that guy

Too bad Rafiel Soriano is injured.

Soriano injured?

/surprise face

Jose Lopez has the right to fuck all of your moms

Based on his taste in women I wouldn't be surprised

Personal information I don't know about?

Do tell

You've heard enough

I have not

I like to dangle inside information like a delicious carrot

WARNING: Said carrot is very bitter

Thank you fo rthe warning. That carrot does look mighty delicious.

Then you should try to reach for it

But it's bitter.

But it looks mighty delicious.

That's good!

You tell me

You seem to have information

That would be a terrible way to run a shadow government

I will break out the eagle

Eagles remind people of freedom

Big, gay freedom

Freedom is gay as it is

The finger nail is what really gets me

Ugh

Its bad enough fruit has passed cookies for favorite snack of kids.

You’re a bad role model.

hits with risp?

what’s going on?

Jose Castro is working his magic

Also Eric Wynalda's

Our team is so good

Wow, SINGLES ATTACK

Every Night Is Singles Night

Clever

Funk one Adrian, then M's bullpen tank so we can get Strasburg

AMBER ALERT!!!

Someone has kidnapped the Mariners and replaced them with a decent AAA ball club.

Adrian Beltre is the lord of the flys

Rigglemania!

BROTHER

Sexson in.

Inning over.

Sims: "Maybe Richie can turn one loose here."

maybe pigs can fly

The hate is with you.

that'd be cool if Vidro just flew across the mound

haha

Lahair is a better option at this point

I fail to see how I’m wrong here

God that sucks.

Yes it does

I’d rather see anyone but Richie at this point though. Except Miguel Cairo.

And some things never change

TommyC - June 20, 2008 reply

I get the feeling this game is going to end in a hilarious collapse

For it to be hilarious...

We’d have to had cared first.

Just checked the score

What happened to Bedard?

Katal LM - June 20, 2008 reply

Pussed out like always

Back Spasms.

it's never back spasms

dammit

Katal LM - June 20, 2008 reply

He tore a rotator cuff flossing between innings

Back spasms!

Isn’t that what Morrow had?

Somebody get House! This is a case of Munchausen Syndrome.

They don't call it "Munchausen's" anymore. It is called "Factitious" disorder.

To hell with the M's.

I’m gonna go see Get Smart.

It's worse than the M's.

I just tried to flip a potato chip into my mouth and ended up with salt in my eye :(

Mariners baseball ladies and gentlemen,

Causing unintentional injuries since 6:35.

I bit into a Tim's Jalapeno chip once and a large chunk cracked off and shot up and into my tear duct

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ow it hurt bad

PhilKenSebben

confirmed

yay

So Emery has been put on waivers.

Good riddance

lats braces

cats faces?

Rat races

bat laces

fat bases

hat traces

shat faces

black maces

Poop faces

yat paces

Crack babies

Whack scabies?

Wlad! spaces

sat graces

blat hazes

Hi, this is

hay is is

I don't know where you're from

But “hay” is not pronounced at all like hi

fat places

mat cases

thats waisis

REC REC REC

agreed, DEFINITELY REC

Damn I was about to say the same thing.

early bird gets the recs

I watched part of the draft.

We draft a guy tall guy. : |

Erm

Im only a little drunk.

Hoo hoo hoo! Play baseball now you overpaid clown!

I love denfense

Sims, you are no Jim Rome.. don't say Rack 'em

Jim Rome can suck my dick

would you get chafeage from his goatee?

Mine too

Dudes, what happened to standards?

never gets olds

i am a fan of Jim's it is an aquired taste.

Wack aces

i.e., Bedard

Reply fail?

Yes

No clue how that happened

I wonder if Green ever gets bored with being completely predictable all the time

He's probably just hoping he can continue being boring effectively

until he gets a 4 year 15 million dollar contract

probably from the Orioles

Thats a lot of Green

Brandon Jones (has never faced Seattle)

really? odd…

Has anybody taken a look at the roster of Riggleman's 90 win 1998 Cubs?

Ewwww…..

Rod Beck appeared in 81 games.. impressive

Does that mean Riggleman will be open to using a closer in a non-save situation?

Or was that driven by the fact that outside of Beck and Muholland the bullpen brought the suck?

LOL Glenallen Hill

attack of the ambidextrous pitcher

One reason why machines will not take over players anytime soon.

The pitcher is suppose to declare

previous to the hitter

I was gonna post that earlier, but got stuck with a customer in the middle of making a fanpost about it

Probably for the best, but I thought it was an interesting story, to say the least. Sporting news has a nifty write-up about it

I love you Jose

He knows.

We need to have somebody tell him this for you

We do

oh do we

So what the hell happend to Bedard?

(just tuned in)

Rack plasms

Thats going to be the name of my second HD porno

I'll make sure to bring me galoshes

breast implant popped?

Back spasms.

(no kidding)

Beat me to it.

As someone who just started watching the game,

how serious does Bedard’s “injured back” look to be?

Soft tossing lefty is pitching......

Jesus.

You said it man

nobody fucks with the jesus

haha, i love that line

ATTACK OF THE BACK SPASMS

Fucking Broomstick.

We didn't want to know what you're doing right now

Zing!

HORRIBLE

Fucking Bloomquist

yum.

You can't zing your own zinger, dingus

I was being ironic

Bless you.

Be ironic better

k douche

Rec'd for ballsyiness

Has this become a LL meme?

I hope not

hahaha

BRB Fucking Broomstick

I think it works the other way around

"Bloomquist is wearing us out the other way"

So correct me if I'm wrong here

but, Reed PHs, Cairo comes in at first, Reed out.

Shouldn’t Raul be subbed out, or at the very least Bloomquist?

Strike one against Riggleman. NL ball is fun when your manager isn’t a complete retard.

I found that sequence odd myself. Bizarre moves.

Riggleman isn't any better than the rest of them

Promote Elia, at least his post game tirades will be awesome

He'd sure have ample opportunity

Better than "Whatever queer" ?

Jeff is libelous

This place needs to become overrun by DTosh references

It meant the pitcher was the last guy due up

I didn't explain this very well

And now I've confused myself

I would mock you but I feel generous right now.

The National League is retarded

Whatever Graham.

wizzle wozzle

Graham and I share the same brain.

Am I being triangulated

This doesn't make sense

Whatever queer.

The floor is lava?

You were poor

I'm also confused.

I mean, I know the reference, but this subthread is just trippy. I’m not sure how to perceive it.

Yeah

Seems like a Family Guy reference.

GAY

He's been known to open with them.

Yet I understand it better than you.

It takes one to know one

Fag.

It takes one to

hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Man the NL is stupid.

Wrong.

Yeah pitcher goes in Sexson's spot

Cairo goes in for Raul and Reed stays in the game. It’s not that hard.

GRITGASM

Ow.

Ichi BP power swing!

Yes, Dave, a salami would be a nice present for Mr. Riggleman.

LET'S GO LOPEZ

We want to see LFoJL cream his jeans!

Loafie!!

Lopez is awesome

So is Ichiro!

LOAFIE!!

AAAAAH LOPEZ TOTALLY ROCKS

holy shit Ichiro

what a slide.

FUCK YEAH!

Cliquebuster!

Soon you will be able to lure quality women

Lay off him

So you can have room?

I liked when he bulked up

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’

Oh goodness me.

That's what they say!

Ugh

Funny how I just wandered into the thread.

This is the second lure I've cast

I've been up to my knees in movable type

And a distinct lack of wanting to interact with people.

Do you by chance have a picture of yourself facing a camera?

Do I? Of course I do.

Can I see it?

I swear you won’t be turned into a lemur

Its only fair

If you look hard enough, there are pics of me on this site.

I’m sure someone will help you out.

Give me a sec

He's the one in the middle

Is that not Brett?

Good one, killjoy.

Nice try

here he is

Seriously?

Why would the LL curator lie to you

For fun?

I am a incredibly serious man

Good god I don't trust anyone here to tell me the truth about this picture

Everyone has their own motives

I knew I couldn't trust you people

That's me after I first saw Mark Lowe's changeup.

Be thankful the camera isn’t focused any lower.

Your such a ladies man

Ugh

You’re

I did that on purpose

TENS

TWENTY

Did I tell you about the time I crashed a Playboy party and slept with every woman under 30?

That was the second most awesome night of my life.

I fail to see what could ever top that

Of course you would.

Unless....

Oooh oooh I know!!

Sucking off Felix

I made a death pact with myself to do this one day

Should've let me know last Friday

You would have just taunted me

Guacamole's extra!

What a gay rip-off

What is that, a shampoo by Paul Mitchell?

You're awesome

Was the most awesome the night you did the same to the Playgirl party?

That was 5th most awesome.

No that would be the night he crashed a Playboy party and slept with every woman over 30

Yours was better.

so why are we pretending my ultra-sexy prom picture is Matthew?

Corco - June 20, 2008 reply

To trick me

I would like a detailed description.

Your head isn't very bear-like

I also need a good one of Graham

I’m creating an LL zoo

Looking to wrap up the LL ROY in one fell swoop eh?

Robert?

Brett's hording all his pictures

You should ask Graham about it.

He prefers to be notified about such things.

I don't play by the rules

Fuck it

I’m a loose cannon

no politics

I believe he said quality women

Has Graham figured out a way to steal your memories yet?

If he has I don't remember.

Makes sense

WOOO

Suck on that Infante

Suck on that infant

LOPEZ BITCHES

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OWE ME DINNER

And me a happy meal!

Loafie killed Strasburg!

Fucking all the men!

Miguel Cairo not only can count pitches ahead of time

he can make calls at home plate too!

thats why he's on the roster

he’s got many skills

IT IS A HIT PARADE LITERALLY A PARADE MADE OF HITS

what're we doing?

scoring runs?

Well this is just silly

Pregressing ot the mean?

*progressing

*to

It's happening to the other team for once

What is happening?

Why are the Mariners getting to second/third on a hit?

Midseason turnaround, baby!

I'm so confused right now.

Fuck, now we most likely won't see Morrow.

Morrow's in Seattle.

That'd be one hell of a run in from the pen.

He started right after the McLaren presser yesterday

That’s why he missed the flight

Oh yeah, forgot that fact.

Hardly the usual Mariner game.

I hope Squinty isn't watching this

If he is, he needs to be in a room isolated from anything sharp.

He has his clown mask on, and he's crying

:(

M's in a laugher?

does . . . . .not . . . . .compute . .. .

Give it time.. give it time.

Yeah, we'll still run out of pitchers with the way that's been treated

Still two turns left for Atlanta...

I'm telling you guys Jose Castro is going to save our season

We don't need to be saved.

He's doing a shitty job of it

Kill the elf!

He's just using this game to show us how good he is

He will still guide us to the 1st overall pick, don’t worry. Next week he single-handedly signs Felix to a long-term deal. After that he fixes Bobby Madsritch’s arm and then cures cancer.

I fully expect a Beltre Bomb here

he’s locked in

That'll do.

Please don't leave Adrian.

JI?

Beltre deserves about 95 of those bloop hits.

I guess they're letting it all out tonight.

Quick, someone dial up Bobby Ayala, we need a clutch loss.

Hyphen FTW

Makes it all worth it

Hey, Yamauchi

We’ll all buy Wiis if you make Kenji “disappear” from this continent in a fashion similar to Sasaki.

wii's suck

though i hear the wii fit will get you in good shape /sarcasm

Its proven to work

provided you use it daily for the right amount of time. In the end its just a tricky way of getting people to do cardio and if you don’t keep at it it wont work.

If only he had trouble selling them...

Maybe we should offer to buy Virtual Boys?

Wii Bring The Funk

That SS has a fucking gun for an arm.

A fucking gun?

:-\

This sounds more intense than the licking chainsaw

The pleasure doesnt have any where to go

That WaMu ad may be the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

Crystal for DH - June 20, 2008 reply

How many Mariner games have you ever seen?

OK, other than a mariners game.

Crystal for DH - June 20, 2008 reply

Nice throw, manatee.

I like the juxtaposition of these two nicknames

I like to keep it fresh.

Oh the game

That's happening?

Is Jason Churchill ever wrong?

Is Jason Chruchill ever right?

Is Jason Churchill ever left?

wah wah wah

You know what they say about lefties...

Ugh you ruined my version of sarcastic surprise.

We don't even care when they do well.

One step further from Stras

bittersweet victory (not symphony)

Im convinced we would turn him into a reliever, anyways.

And im dead serious.

Ichiro makes that catch look easy

so Beltre would be having an amazing day today if you tacked that HR on top of it.

Would it have been the best friday night ever?

No, the best Friday night ever would be......

Oh.. I see what you did there.

I dont think you do

for him maybe.

His OPS would be 19 points higher

god you're weird Sims.

I get Skip Caray/Joe Simpson

im sorry

So, is there a better widely-available dopplebock than Aventinus?

Because Goddamn this sonofabitch is delicious.

Ayinger.

DUly noted.

Even Atlanta knows the Johjima extension came from Japan

Wasn't it out there already? Lincoln told Baker after Bavasi's send-off press conference was fired.

That doesn't make any sense.

Wait, we're winning?

Go away

Save yourself for tomorrow night

Rays lose

>:(

Red Sox losing(!)

oh, nvm

Flores in

KATA'D

Crystal for DH - June 20, 2008 reply

WEAR THEM OUT THE OTHER WAY!

No...Did I come home to find the Braves losing?

This is almost as good as punching Chipper in the mouth.

Kirsten Schlewitz - June 20, 2008 reply

Chipper DID get hurt ya know..

So now the question is – do you have an alibi that says you didn’t actually punch him in the mouth?

He has no respect for women.

His real name is Larry.

His parents must hate him.

This is rather weird.

10 runs! Ten of them!

Do we get free Taco Bell?

http://jackinthebox.com/index2.php

even better

You had that ready fast.

Good find!

Do I have to buy gas that day?

They don’t say, just “gas receipt”.

I had a long discussion about this in the office

in conclusion nobody knows

Yes, but free dogfood:

those tacos are awesome

It says ANY.

There’s no way they let that out into the world with wording that vague unless they mean it.

good, screw infante

Royce Ring?

What the hell kind of name is that?

Bisyllabic

I went to school with a kid named Russell Bolts

We called him Rusty, and he never came back after 9th grade, although I still saw him around the neighborhood from time to time. We scarred him for life

The closer is coming in!

woo

false season hope

Hey, NHL draft.

Yay Sens

Yay tall guys

No one watches hockey anymore.

it’s all golf.

Yes let's use our "closer"

All of these runs were a result of the rally lion

Sidebar that mane

Batista in.

Game Over.

Motor city kitties?

Yeah, I was confused by that as well

Are we playing Detroit that week?

Yeah.

I got it, it was just really, really dumb.

Anyone going to Girls night out

on July 3rd or Singles night on July 5th?

I would rather kill myself.

I know a story you shouldn't tell

Brett

Glad to have Cairo! and his defense in the game

Buckner

And his GIDPs.

Creeeeeeeepy

Just how badly were you abused

HAHA MATTHEWS A EMU

You must stop this

Nobody can stop me

I know of five that can.

Six when Jeff feel like having a 5 minute pity break.

7 when I find out weeks later

I'm banning you until 7:30 to prove a point

How was your time on the other side?

See above

It was maddening

below?

Next to

In my world it's above

I’m damaged goods now

Turns out I'm surprisingly stoppable

By the way, that was torture

I'm the Alpha male!

Rocked

what?

oh?

This is awkward for you

very

I'd say so

Cuz you're doing a dog in the butt

Mr. Sebben?

Oh my

I thought it was Corco.

That is Corco :(

Corco - June 20, 2008 reply

Loafie!

running away with ROY

I agree that it is creepy. That said, what motivates you to scare the shit out of butthol/Coach?

WHERE DID YOU GET MY PROM PICTURE

Corco - June 20, 2008 reply

Damn you all

I’ve been duped

Oh boy a win.

Oh look, we won

WOOO?

It was all Riggleman!

the fact that he didnt’ CRY inspired the team

Anyone watch the Croatia-Turkey match?

Insane.

I saw the first half then had to go to work. >:(

I keep missing the good games, and it’s driving me nuts.

I did get to watch the Turkey-Czechoslovakia game on Sunday, and that was incredible.

That was the first match I've watched in almost two years

I feel bad for Croatia

they played better than Turkey and lost thanks to a fluke last minute goal.

Neato

Umm.. we won. Back to entertaining subthreads

Angelina Jolie is ugly.

There. I said it.

And wanted looks terrible.

Right on both counts.

This subthread is closed

Wrong, I'd say

Foiled again

Wanted looks badass

It’ll be horribly entertaining

Also, I never found her that attractive either

I completely agree

I'm going to have to disagree with point 1.

Her lips are too big for her body.

Mr and Mrs Smith is a guilty pleasure

Every movie is a guilty pleasure when you're me

You, Me, and Dupree probably tops the list though

I’ve seen it 10+ times

I will admit that I was entertained by that movie.

That said, once was sufficient.

See below

Are you suicidal?

It gets better after the first time

Kate Hudson was GORGEOUS in that

Good thing they accentuated her cleavage....

too flat

she looks like a better version of the girl in Arrested Development, or the girl in “My Boys”, and neither of those girls are that great

Your racist against flat people.

Ugh

You’re

You need a shift pic for you're

that one is all youres

Just wait until I make you into a toad

Just wait until you get source material.

And I need someone to make that for me

You’re hired

Your welcome (?)

This will piss me off in the future

I'm bored at work and playing in photoshop actually makes it look like I'm working

Gotta love being an online content producer!

I'll be upset if they do the reverse

God help them..

Poor LFOJL

This is why I cry sometimes

You will LL's own Ugly Duckling

I sure will

And when you do I will be there to roofie you

Do you still not see what's wrong with your sentence?

I will kill LL's own Ugly Duckling

I will surprise sex LL’s own Ugly Duckling
I will cuddle LL’s own Ugly Duckling
I will slap LL’s own Ugly Duckling

You will be LL's own Ugly Duckling

I will still roofie you after all of these

I like the sound of that

My girlfriend begged me to rent that movie, and I had zero intention of seeing it

She ended up hating it, and I ended up watching it 3 more times before the rental ended. Hilarious, especially given my expectations

Overrated, and ugly at times, but insanely hot at other times.

She’s not super-high on my list due to inconsistency.

100% on Rotten Tomatoes

terrible raping of awesome source material though. Will not see.

Rec'd.

(L)awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww(L)

You're hiding from Graham too?

Holy small

"Pinch hitting for the pitcher, something you probably wouldn't get to do in the AL."

Really Brad? Probably?

Ron Fairly came back?

Hooray

There was that one time Plumber forgot to write in a DH...

How good was the thirdbaseman at pitching?

It's funny that it didn't work out that way.

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THE SQUARE

So maybe this results in Bedard to the DL for a month or so

which would make this “loss” worth it.

One month and 12 days would be fantastic

Unless he is traded to St. Luois for pennies on the dollar.

For Colby Rasmus? I hear he isn't doing too well either.

bwhahahahahahahahahaha

No.

Is Rasmus white?

Yeah. St. Louis wouldn't have it any other way.

Yes.

Excellent

I'd call that a good deal. Both have good reputations and they both suck this year.

Rasmus is 21 and cheap.

He could flame out. Bedard offers you an instant upgrade.

An instand upgrade with hip problems.

You know who else offers an instant upgrade?

Chris Carpenter.

2>1

If trading Adam Jones for Good Bedard was insane

then trading Rasmus for injured mediocre Bedard is 10 times crazier.

Only if we get low level arms

What he said.

*10 times crazier for the Cardinals.

The insane part of the trade was including 3 promising players in the deal.

players=pitchers

And possibly back spasms

It seems to be infectious

We're going to end up with Felix Pie

mmmmm

Felix Pie

Oh that's not right...you can't come back from a place like that...not right...

But then you can have Felix inside of you

There are other ways of doing that.

Metaphysically speaking of course

That's no good

I think he’s more dominant when he’s not a baked good

Sort of Late

whatever

Feirabend time?

yeah, not at all

best case, he pitches lights out for a month, get 0 wins/run support, and we trade him for 2 stud prospects

hahahaha

Suck it Boston

The TOR-PIT game looks interesting.

Wow

looked*

If I were a Blue Jays pitcher, I would just jump off a building.

NL experience? not a factor when you win 10-2...

But we did a double-switch!

Also, we put runners in motion.

WTF

James Loney just tried to bunt with a runner on third and 2 outs.

Did the Reds and Dodgers trade managers?

Ryan Franklin is a little bitch.

Jeff Sullivan?

Or lex luthor?

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3145964288/nm0742146

Not sure why my laptop can't link things...

My eyes aren't that beady

You're also not that dreamy

oh no you di nit

www.thenewstribune.com/sports/mariners/story/394177.html

MUST READ!

This is a must read.. The Mariners coaches call out several players for their lack of work ethic..

BS! - June 20, 2008 reply

Wow Bedard is a real dick.

Adrian doesn’t strike me as a guy who wouldnt do extra work though.

houseofprime - June 20, 2008 reply

Of course Beltre isn't going to take extra batting practice.

He’s got a fucking busted thumb.

BrianL - June 20, 2008 reply

He's also unclutch.

And I heard he touched kids in their area.

Aaron Campeau - June 21, 2008 reply

Those guys, except maybe Ichiro, are all gone.

The org badmouthing them to the press is the beginning.

I can't believe they let Sexson come on this road trip.

houseofprime - June 20, 2008 reply

Hey, what did I-

Whoa…are those…runs on the box score?

BrianL - June 20, 2008 reply

TRIUMPH

You are so not winning LL ROY.

Not God bless the LL voting system

God damn the LL voting system