-phobia a combining form meaning "fear," occurring in loanwords from Greek (hydrophobia); on this model, used in the names of mental disorders that have the general sense "dread of, aversion toward" that specified by the initial element: agoraphobia.
Just the same, the manager’s #1 job is to keep the troops in the right state-of-mind. This is a team with talent, and it has the worst record in the majors. That underperformance is definitely because of the team’s state-of-mind.
Guus Hiddink could have gotten a BJ at any home in the country after taking the SK team to the semis. I believe that offer stands for him in what, a half dozen countries, now including Russia?
New thread where we don't talk about jazz.
Awesome.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Lies.
Time Out by the Dave Brubeck Quartet is one of the greatest albums ever.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Make it stop...
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
This is the truest statement of the last week.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
My dad bought it for me when I was in the fifth grade.
It’s the reason I picked up saxophone.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
When everyone makes their own version of one of your songs
that’s a pretty good indication it’s epic.
Take Five and Birdland.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Two great songs.
A lot of people forget how good Blue Rondo Ala Turk is, though.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
What are your thoughts on Mindi Abair?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
She's alright.
I’m not too fond of her music and her sound a bit too edgy for me.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Okay, that was more nuetral than I expected.
I’ve found my passionate jazz friends either love her or hate her.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I just speak as a saxophone player.
She’s not Coltrane good, but she’s not Kenny G bad.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
There's only two people that would not fall in that spread!
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Just my way of saying she's a league-average sax player.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I love Wynton Kelly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
FAKE LINKS PLEASE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I picked the one that didn't link to gay orse midget porn.
JI - June 22, 2008
Norse midgets are disturbing
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Is that what that was supposed to be?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Well look who shows up.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
It's been a good weekend
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Why ruin it?
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
I was awoken by a Silva-related text message
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
This has never happened to me.
JI - June 22, 2008
Bet it wasn't as good as mine.
I made graphs!
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Of his infinite love for you.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
D'aaawwwwww.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
You know what's far superior to people?
Puppies.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Damn my allergies that cause an irrational hatred of dogs
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I hate puppies.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
D'aaaaawwww.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Graham killed four of them last night
Robert - June 22, 2008
Seems unnecessary.
JI - June 22, 2008
Bastard.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I don't kill cute things, as a rule
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
gnomes are cute
Robert - June 22, 2008
No they're not.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Gnomes are little terrors
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
What about the tall handsome ones?
Robert - June 22, 2008
They're why God invented assault rifles
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Blood blood blood
Kill kill kill
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Its frightening having the person next to you say this
Robert - June 22, 2008
I enjoy that people still use the computer when they're 3 feet apart.
JI - June 22, 2008
We're wasting twice as much energy
Robert - June 22, 2008
Why does anyone shop at your store?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
For Robert's autograph.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
We are very hands off
Robert - June 22, 2008
For the atmosphere!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You don't ban Fuzz and I get to yell random obscenities
Robert - June 22, 2008
We're actually not sure anymore
Between Robert and myself being low production during games and our incompetant manager….
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Gnomes. Slightly less scary than monkeys, but certainly not cute.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
They can be
darmok - June 22, 2008
This gnome helps me save on my airfare+hotel
Fin - June 22, 2008
Flagged for booking hotels through a travel site.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I beg to differ
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
wtf... what is that thing?
and what is it doing? Is it a gnome/monkey jerking it?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
That's the gnome terrorizing somewhere in England.
I believe.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Not sure if this'll work
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Nope, fail
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I would've gone with "not people"
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Well, I fear monkeys more than people.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Exactly.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Fucking patient zero.
Monkeys will be the death of us one day. Which for most people is a blessing, but I’m rather attached to living despite all indications otherwise.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
The ones I work around are way too intelligent for their own good.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Monkeys? Or people?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Monkeys.
Sometimes I think they’re smarter than the people.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
You know who is smarter than people?
Dolphins.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
This is true.
And they’re not scary.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Fucking evil bastards.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
They have better grammar
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Not really.
They end all their sentences in prepositions.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I still think that's a dumb rule
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
'Fish' is a proposition?
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Do you know how many humans would get caught in tuna nets?
God we’re stupid
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I wish we could actually find out.
It would be beneficial.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Forget banning
TUNA NET’D
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I would support this scientific study.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
2nd this idea
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
I love orangutans
I held one’s hand once
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Ook?
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Was it the closest you've been to having a girlfriend?
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Um
Um.
Slica - June 22, 2008
I was more afraid of my parakeet than I've ever been of a person
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Rec'd for sadness
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
My parrot is a terror
Robert - June 22, 2008
Same those things are fucking psycho
same with roosters. Do not go near hens if a rooster is around.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Birds suck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You are hereby deemed ineligible for the LL ROY
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I move one step closer.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I have to check the rulebook for girl regulations because it's an unusual circumstance
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
As in, it's never before happened?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Not often enough to make rules about
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Also, can a 27 year old be a "rookie"
That’s like saying Fukudome is a rookie…
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Veteran rookie.
And stop stalking me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Ichiro was a 27 year old rookie.
and now he’s a selfish prick
JI - June 22, 2008
Who uses non-American bats and has his own selfish stretching routine.
What a jerk.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
This does not bode well for me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Ichiro has done well for him self
be he bears the scorn of his teammates. Perhaps our sexism can parallel the Mariners’ racism.
JI - June 22, 2008
I can't tell you how excited I am for that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
It's not going to be easy.
JI - June 22, 2008
I do prefer going by my first name.
I will have to insist on it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
You shall be NOLA from now on.
JI - June 22, 2008
Nola Dunst?
Fin - June 22, 2008
Just NOLA, thanks.
Like Ichiro.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Nola the fatty
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I don't think this will catch on.
JI - June 22, 2008
Good thing my self esteem isn't low.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
NOLA the pony
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I will pity friend you on myspace.
JI - June 22, 2008
Thank you; this will help.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I'd delete this,
but instead I’m going to leave it as a monument of bad.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Thanks, benevolence.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I don't think this will catch on
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I'm auditioning nicknames.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Vah-Jay-Jay?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Stop
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I knew a girl that called JJ that
Robert - June 22, 2008
Maybe Tits
Oh wait, that’s taken.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Good God.
For Matthew.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
It's still better than Gretchen.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
I think the cat picture made you the winner be defualt.
JI - June 22, 2008
But I already had a trophy ordered!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
WOO HOO!
Less competition!
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I've only heard stories
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Chirpy was the best interview
until Bedard showed up.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Grass still won't grow over where I buried him in the backyard
must be the fires from hell
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I never actually made that graph >:(
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Sad.
You should.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I'm interested in these graphs.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
They're probably stupid
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Are they step functions?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
One of them was.
But I forgot an important aspect making the conclusion incorrect.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
No one shares my love for drummers.
JI - June 22, 2008
Let's not start that shit again
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
I share your love for drummers.
It’s just eclipsed by the piano.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
You have good taste
except
1) There are very few women drummers
2) drums are better than piano
JI - June 22, 2008
Piano > drums.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Actually, I play drums.
Not well, but I do.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I'd like to see you bring drums to a party
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You majke it sound impossible.
JI - June 22, 2008
Caitlin Kalafus is awesome.
13 years old. 13!
Also, Mo Tucker, Meg White and Tobi Vail are all the shit. More women should play the drums.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
Also, to NOLA,
There’s too much bad blues out there
See Bruce Willis
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
That's why I said good blues.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Next person to talk about instruments or whatever gets pistolwhipped.
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
Yes, you're so threatening.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
C'mon now, you've had whole threads to talk about yourself before
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
And you show up, make ridiculous remarks and get ignored or flagged.
What does that say?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Be nice, kids
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
DANGER DANGER AWOOGA
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
LATE
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Fight fight fight!
Internet arguments are the best.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Shut up, you
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Not worth the time or effort.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
THAT'S RACIST
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
It means you get 300% more sand in your EnglishMariner than the average poster
that’s what
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
bwhaha.
Fin - June 22, 2008
BE NICE, KIDS
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
CATS FACES
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
HOLA is selfish
Posts only for herself
marinator - June 22, 2008
Hola?
Dont tell me I mis-read her name again…
Slica - June 22, 2008
I like hola better
marinator - June 22, 2008
I do what I like
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
See, Graham I fear. You, not so much.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
kazoo
JI - June 22, 2008
Kazoos aren't musical instruments
internet holocaust
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
Tex for hr!
impress the Mariner FO, they WILL overpay!
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
He still won't sign with Seattle.
Fin - June 22, 2008
Those HR's would only be deep FB's at Safeco
marinator - June 22, 2008
Dickey the RP, unhittable.
Dickey the SP, sucks… lets just have Rhods or someone pitch .2 innings to start off a game when Dickey starts.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Please come up with more bad ideas based on small sample size.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
ok, so not so unhittable this inning...
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Adrian Beltre gets that ball...
BrianL - June 22, 2008
That hit is gay
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Homophobe.
JI - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Your racist against the gays.
JI - June 22, 2008
gaycist?
Fin - June 22, 2008
My racist against the gays?
I think my racist wins.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO BUM ME I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW?
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Bum me?
bwhahahahahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
I hear you learned a valuable lesson regarding playing chicken last weekend?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Shut up
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I heard this story
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I enjoyed this story as well
Robert - June 22, 2008
Shut up
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Tex gets that...
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
We're losing?
JI - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
Wheeeee.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
God/Not God has a reason for everything
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
First time since 2004!
Robert - June 22, 2008
As long as we keep winning 1 out of every 3 we should be ok in the Strasburg race
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
1 out of every 5*
Felix wins, everyone else should lose. Maybe Bedar could get a win here or there to increase his trade value.
Fin - June 22, 2008
2008 Seattle Mariners: Infanticide
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
hahahahahahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Rec’d.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I choose to rewatch this:
JI - June 22, 2008
If he had knocked himself out of the game on that...
would have have, thus, been today’s biggest contributor?
We’ll never know.
lyleleander - June 22, 2008
Not only is he demonstrating his amazing bat control
He’s also telling us about his new snack food with that paid advertisement.
Jose Vidro: “I Eat Seats”.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 22, 2008
Wait we're not hitting?
What the fuck?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
This perplexes me as well.
JI - June 22, 2008
I wonder how often they just skip our innings
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I wouldn't notice if they did.
JI - June 22, 2008
I looked at the score for the first time just now.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I'm ignoring; it's better for my rage.
But hey, that was neat.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
This place really has just become a chat room
Robert - June 22, 2008
And an excuse to slack off at work
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
I would just find another
Robert - June 22, 2008
Well played
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Shut up shut up shut up
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
a/s/l?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You really have to ask the s?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
lol watever
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
No
Bad
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
I will kill anyone if they do this to me.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120ap_odd_steak_hairs.html
Anyone read that? Disgusting.
Just like the Mariners.
Slica - June 22, 2008
Don't pee in the Slurpee machine
JI - June 22, 2008
Haha what an idiot.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
hay is is vitor artinez
JI - June 22, 2008
This guy is ugly
Kaorikaze - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT!?
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Cupcakes
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
::Vomits::
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
He's so dreamy
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
Improvement.
JI - June 22, 2008
Fin - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT!!!
marinator - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT!!!
Happybelly - June 22, 2008
ATTA BOY
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Clement double!
Must’ve started swinging during the windup.
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Dammit I wanted to see Dickey hit.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Couldn't be any worse than Richie
Who’s on deck
marinator - June 22, 2008
That's my boy
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Great American Ballpark is really going to help his slow bat
Robert - June 22, 2008
That's a triple for someone who doesn't have to wait for their swing to end to start running
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Haha
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
Did NESN hire a guy with a thick Boston accent on purpose?
JI - June 22, 2008
Joel Pineiro is a beast.
JI - June 22, 2008
How's he playing today?
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Shutout thru 4, 1 K.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
mediocre
JI - June 22, 2008
Richie needs to open up his stance some more
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Richie need to learn how to hit before worrying about his stance
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Well that must be humiliating for you Tim
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I'm really hoping the Angels are just setting themselves up for the 2007 Mariner collapse.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
...except the 88 wins nets them the division
JI - June 22, 2008
RALLY LION
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You are deranged.
JI - June 22, 2008
Unlike the other ones, I actually like this one
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Wow!
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
Those red jerseys really do make the Braves look like a bunch of Injuns
Robert - June 22, 2008
Too bad our smallpox blanket is riding the bench
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Willie?
Robert - June 22, 2008
I think they look like Redskins.
JI - June 22, 2008
Can't be
Their coach doesn’t have alzheimers and isn’t sending 8 men onto the field to play
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
EMOTIONAL LIFT FROM DEAD TEAMMATE!
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I've found this doesn't work when said dead teammate drives drunk.
JI - June 22, 2008
Sean Taylor was the funniest thing of 2007
Robert - June 22, 2008
Particularly the cosmic symbols doinh with the number 21.
JI - June 22, 2008
12 is 21 backwards
Robert - June 22, 2008
Ass
The beatings will continue until Sean Taylor comments are finished
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
GET OFF MY LAWN
Robert - June 22, 2008
If he used an American bat it wouldn't have broke!
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Yuni's bats beg to differ.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
BURIED IN THE MAGIC FOREST
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Leave it up to Willie!!!
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
That was a really good hit
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I hate you Ashley Russell
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
But think of how often you can join her!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Oh hey, the mariners are playing.
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Coco Crisp is a dickhead.
JI - June 22, 2008
Haha, one of the better lines from 'Dodgeball'
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I've never seen dodgeball.
JI - June 22, 2008
Didn't miss much.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I liked it
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
You'd think this would get old
but it doesn’t
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Teixeira has creepy eyes.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
The freeze cam with Tex's eyes getting real wide is ripe for captioning.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Back
I see I missed a sub-thread about jazz, and I’m in line to be correct both my pregame predictions.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
We need to do pregame predictions of Brett in Whistler
ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo
Robert - June 22, 2008
pregame implies game
Matthew - June 22, 2008
That will be easy!
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Whats the over under on him finding that girl again
Robert - June 22, 2008
I can imagine him wandering the streets shouting 'Lindsay!' for hours
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Robert - June 22, 2008
I wasn't there last time =(
What girl?
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Prediction: Hilarious ownage
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
GET RID OF ALL THE FUCKING FOREIGNERS ON THIS GODDAMN TEAM
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Like Lopez?
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Braves broadcast crew at it again?
BrianL - June 22, 2008
What in the name of Pat Buchanan is this about
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
Apparently the Braves broadcast crew are a bunch of racist pricks.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
There are no racists in Georgia!
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
Just like theres no white people in Canada
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
what are some examples?
Fin - June 22, 2008
You'll have to ask someone with the Braves feed.
They’ve been going after Ichiro all day.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I wouldn't say they're racist
the clubhouse is pretty cliquish along racial lines
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You missed the first bit of the game
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Oh
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Why do I still give you credit for being clever?
I’m dumb.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Seriously
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I think it's a joke about the Mariner clubhouse stupid.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
[Thats_Racist.gif]
Fin - June 22, 2008
RRS DOESN"T SPEAK ENGLISH HE SPEAKS ABORIGINY THAT LITTLE FUCK
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
OR RE-STOCK WITH ONLY ONE KIND OF FOREIGNER
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Can we go with talented?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Cubans!
Fin - June 22, 2008
We need to find talent country
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Shouldn't be too hard
it’s the one we’re not scouting.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Sweden?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Cuba
Fin - June 22, 2008
It's America
It’s the only country where you can find real ballplayers who play the game the right way.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Cuba
Fin - June 22, 2008
Dude it's a good ole' boys broadcast
Should expect this type of commentary. Georgia is still racist as fuck.
marinator - June 22, 2008
TEX!
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
hahahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
Oh my
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Yikes.
One heck of a game, eh Teixeira?
BrianL - June 22, 2008
10 years 500 million
Thanks a lot Tex
marinator - June 22, 2008
He won't be able to face us if he plays for us.
JI - June 22, 2008
Looks like you were wrong about this game, Larry Stone
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Is this a repeat?
No.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you Braves.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Last Mariner with a 3 HR game?
I can’t remember that far back.
marinator - June 22, 2008
Richie except for that crag Torii Hunter.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
God that was depressing.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
The Aggrocrag?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Shit I thought of this too
I loved that show
marinator - June 22, 2008
No.
But lets go with that because I cannot repeat where the word crag comes from.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
GUTS
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
I really wanted to do that when I was a kid.
Looking back, I was a stupid kid.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Everyone on the show Double Dare was extremely stupid
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Slime can't be nearly as slippery as they made it seem
Robert - June 22, 2008
I thought the show was Guts?
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
I was switching over
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
The host of that show never wanted to be touched
You saw the fear in his eyes when someone wanted to touch him with slimy hands.
marinator - June 22, 2008
I love that he hosts Unwrapped now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
That show is awesome.
Fin - June 22, 2008
It's Food Network's How It's Made
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Its still a cool show.
Fin - June 22, 2008
Nunca dije que no fuera
Maybe correct?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Que?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I never said that it wasn't?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You never said that not outside?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Isn't fuera the imperfect subjunctive of ser?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
afuera is outside methinks
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
That's to outside.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
No wonder you don't understand the Mexicans.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Yep
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
So what's the imperfect subjunctive of ser?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Nobody?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I think you're right.
But my one beer is throwing me off.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Whatever queer
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
God hates gays!
That’s me being a radical right wing republican, not double fisting a black cock
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Mike Cameron's 4HR game in 2002 is the last time
A-Rah’s hit exactly 3 in 2000
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
Too bad for RRS though
Matthew - June 22, 2008
He should learn English and stop being foreign
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Not in my opinion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Learn how to speak American.
Fin - June 22, 2008
Maybe this will teach him to throw harder
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Pitch through pain you outback pansy
Matthew - June 22, 2008
That is very old school of you.
Fin - June 22, 2008
Hypotenuse of the home run
hilarious announcers
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Lousy statheads are ruining baseball
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You have an inbox
dbroncos31 - June 22, 2008
I sure do
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Just turned on the game
saw that it is 0-8.
Turned the channel back to the Science Channel which is having a marathon of COSMOS!
Tomorrow Felix!
mark sobba - June 22, 2008
With Carl Sagan!?
BrianL - June 22, 2008
you know it!
mark sobba - June 22, 2008
Awesome!
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Carl Sagan is another hero.
I would like to hang out with him and Andrew WK at the same time.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
Pitch better
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Actually RRS has decent velocity today
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Maybe dropped velocity makes him pitch better.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Please spare me the pointless statistics about the wonderfulness of the Braves.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Chipper Jones is a .400 hitter.
Fin - June 22, 2008
I'll still punch him in the face.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
"and it'll fall in front of Ibanez"
no shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I also thought this did not need to be said.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Can a hitter be blown away by a changeup?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
[Insert Jeff Clement slow batspeed joke here]
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Fuck you BrianL
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Delete delete
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Your post had a pretty picture.
That makes up for its tardiness.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I would call that picture 'pretty'
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
O wud U
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
This post is unnecessary
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Hoe bout this one?
JI - June 22, 2008
um
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
MISTAKE MISTAKE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You need this subthread to disappear
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Graham would have other adjectives, no doubt.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Horacio Ramirez has been called up
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Huzzah
Matthew - June 22, 2008
What about Jeff Weaver?
marinator - June 22, 2008
He's on speeddial with the Front Office
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
By us?
JI - June 22, 2008
Royals
marinator - June 22, 2008
Does not compute.
JI - June 22, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Now you know they've stopped trying
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
They're trying to out Strasburg us.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
When do we face the Royals?
I can’t wait to get 2-hit
dbroncos31 - June 22, 2008
Strictly baseball speaking
I’m not sure how the floor could get any lower
Robert - June 22, 2008
Why is the floor as low as we can go.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
That's what shovels are for!
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
Dammit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
It isn't if we bring drills!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Still failing.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I am ashamed of this community
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Watch, he will go 10-0 the rest of the way
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
Royals stepping up for Strasburg.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
The Royals are a bunch of winners though
The Mariners will go down!
Fin - June 22, 2008
I felt like taking a ferry today.
Turns out they only go to Vashon, Bremerton and Bainbridge.
Is there anything interesting to do at any of those three places?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
You want to ride a fairy?
JI - June 22, 2008
Not yet, Graham's not back for another week.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I thought he was an Asian French Maid.
JI - June 22, 2008
I don't think Graham and French belong in the same atmosphere.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I like some ex-French things
HMS Foundroyant and HMS Ville de Paris spring to mind.
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Foudroyant.
Bah
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Whatever you said you wanted to ride him.
JI - June 22, 2008
Not really
unless you like nature walks
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Bremerton has Noah's.... and a Safeway...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Also, Bremerton's close to Seattle. You could take a ferry to Seattle from Bremerton
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Wait, where are you?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I'm not in Bremerton but I've visited there alot
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I meant Matthew.
I thought he was in Seattle…so this didn’t make sense.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
That was the point
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Depends on your definition of "interesting"
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Something different than Seattle.
Maybe I’ll look at Leavenworth instead.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Leavenworth thinks it's Switzerland
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Costs me less to go there.
And actual switzerland is boring as all hell unless it’s winter.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
But it's close to Belgium
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
And Kansas is close to Colorado
but Kansas still sucks.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Colorado sucks too
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I hate you so much.
I’ll just go back to drinking my 6.50 per 4-pack Old Rasputin.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Leavenworth has the bathrooms with the most amount of toliet paper in the world.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Sounds awesome.
JI - June 22, 2008
Breathtaking.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Thats a better choice
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Drive up to Anacortes and go visit the San Juan islands.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
This was more what I had in mind when I came up with the idea.
Anacortes is far away though.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
But well worth the trip.
Friday Harbor is one of my favorite places in the world.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Too late in the day now I suspect.
I plan on doing that at some point, though it might make more sense for me to take Kenmore Air there.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Now that would be fun.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
It's just more than an hour from Seattle
Anacortes is a worthy destination for a day trip.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
But I was talkign Anacortes than San Juans
That’s like 2-3 hours each way.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
What island would you want to visit?
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
I have no idea. Haven't been.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I went to Lopez last summer, which was nice
Although I’m sure it’s the type of thing that no matter what you choose, it’ll be good.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
The Olympic peninsula is rather uninhabited right?
Fin - June 22, 2008
Except for the savages
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
There are a lot of interesting things to do pretty much everywhere in Western Washington
You just have to like hiking and nature.
marinator - June 22, 2008
A data ferry?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Impossibly unclever
Matthew - June 22, 2008
That's what I get for trying
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
It would be worth more if JI hadn't already made the joke like 15 minutes ago.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
The long subthread is what really killed me
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
LATE
JI - June 22, 2008
Delete it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I sense a mutiny
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Whatever.
I’ll be ass-kissing whoever is running this place.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Anybody know when the open tryouts for the Mariners are?
I know it’s sometime soon
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
Feb 19 2009?
Fin - June 22, 2008
Thought it was sometime this month for rookie league
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
New Thought
I just spent five minutes looking at DOV. That site excels at finding new ways to suck.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
They had a front page fantasy post to take their minds off the Mariners
That’s a fun contrast
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I liked the theological post.
That bashed religions.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
That's the one I was scrolling through
It reads like an argument between freshmen who just finished their Comparative Religions 101 course.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
at a CC
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I like this one
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
ow ow ow ow ow ow
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
And these are the guys who endorsed you for Assistant GM
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
So many things are wrong with this excerpt...
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Seattle's "Best" sports blog..
if you don’t count every other blog.. and pre-hughes TNT Seahawks insider (come back sando!)
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
I don't see any links to others
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
It's a little better than the Seattle PI sports blog...
BrianL - June 22, 2008
HAHA FUCK YOU TEX
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Ashley Russell has fat annoying cheeks
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
her?
JI - June 22, 2008
bone her?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
NOT WHAT I SAID
JI - June 22, 2008
I don't know
the one on MLB.tv
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
pist pic I saw on GIS
JI - June 22, 2008
the first word there is supposed to be "first"
JI - June 22, 2008
What if she were the perfect woman
and discusses pitch f/x during her Yahoo sports time
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
likely
JI - June 22, 2008
That's not the perfect woman
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
The second part was in addition to being the perfect woman
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I'm not sure I want to observe this conversation.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Nor I
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Just be lucky no one called you fat.
JI - June 22, 2008
Thanks for reminding me of that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Where is this coming from?
Am I missing something on MLB.tv?
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Nice throw
a white player makes that an out
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happybelly - June 22, 2008
WHOOOOOOOOO
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
SLOW BAT FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT TIME
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
SLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Matthew - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT BLAST!!!!!
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I KNEW HE'D GET HIS TWO HITS
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
OFF A LEFTY TOO!!
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Was he of the soft-tosing type?
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
CLEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
DOESN'T COUNT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST 3 YEARS OF MAJOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
woo Clement!
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I think that camera cover meant thompson
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
CLEMENT!!! AND OFF A LEFTY!!! FUNK YES!
BrettJMiller - June 22, 2008
He'll be sitting on the bench tomorrow when we face Johan.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
And Santana is better against righties than the average lefty.
Dies Irae - June 22, 2008
Hooray for managerial idiocy.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
It tooke forever for that ball to get out of the park.
JI - June 22, 2008
Slow ball.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Physics
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Better than chemistry.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
better than biology
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Why is the mathematician a girl
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Lats Braces
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
That cartoon fails to acknowledge the most important science
Political.
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
That's just applied sociology.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Wait all women are succubus', so this cartoon is wrong.
BrettJMiller - June 22, 2008
No wonder the slow bat made contact.
JI - June 22, 2008
A veteran like Kenji gets the ball out faster
Katal LM - June 22, 2008
Cuz of his slow bat.
ColeFitz - June 22, 2008
Hey Rays try winning
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
They're setting up for another walk-off
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Joel Pineiro is shutting out the Red Sox
so they better not waste it.
JI - June 22, 2008
Hooooray for this.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Clement should hit shorter home runs to save up on them
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
That was one of the strangest subthreads I've ever seen.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
and most hilarious
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
His name is Ichiro
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
LATE SO VERY LATE
JI - June 22, 2008
Banned
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Take that
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
ouch
JI - June 22, 2008
slow post speed
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
Let's keep this uprising going..MUTINY!!
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
You missed the rant earlier in the game
Proof of lateness
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
So how awful was that rant?
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Amazingly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
holy hell Kenmore Air is expensive. lame.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Robert - June 22, 2008
Rally lion!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Damn you rally lion, work
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
This game is still going?
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Dickey pitched today. Huh. Didn't notice.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
He was done in by a check-swing double.
Yes, you read that right.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
Oh snap
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
6/22/08 Never Forget
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
So that's what happens.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I was hoping it would have a .gif
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
ARGH
I hate when pics of our thread are posted in the thread. Makes me feel stuck in a vortex.
Matthew - June 22, 2008
Imagine how it makes me feel when my own pics confuse the hell out of myself.
JI - June 22, 2008
You forgot to get Damn Chop in there.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Hold on.
JI - June 22, 2008
Consolation prize:
JI - June 22, 2008
This is one of my favorite images
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Well done.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
this is my banned face
PhilKenSebben - June 22, 2008
CONFUSION
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
This is the most confusing post ever.
Rec’d.
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
I want to be albe to 'z' through those comments
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
bwhahahahahahahahaha
rec’d
yes yes yes
JI - June 22, 2008
I can't believe all this time and on one photoshopped in into an SS uniform.
JI - June 22, 2008
A furry SS uniform
Robert - June 22, 2008
STAB
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Purple furry SS uniform with a fuzzy white hat and cane
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
I saw somebody go to a Mariners game in a purple fuzzy suit once
Robert - June 22, 2008
Nicely played
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
I shaved down to that once just to see
I can’t pull it off
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
It's my favorite part of de-bearding.
JI - June 22, 2008
There are those that can?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I know of one
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Chaplin?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
hahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
Jeff's cat?
Fin - June 22, 2008
Rec'd
BrettJMiller - June 22, 2008
God damn it, JI!
Your picture scared the shit out of me!
ningwers - June 22, 2008
I want Felix to pitch a shutout and hit a homer tomorrow.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Wow.
Krueger is tearing Silva apart.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Good
Fin - June 22, 2008
ARHAGHEUGEHKGIUHQEG
“YOU HAVE TO PITCH AROUND THE FASTBALL USE OFFSPEED” – KRUEGER
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOWHOW
YOU SEE THIS AND THEN SAY FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FOR FELIX GOD IA HATE HATEH AHTEAHTHAEHT YOU DIE IDEID IDIEIDI E
Matthew - June 22, 2008
You need to be angrier
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Matthew, your blood pressure...
Please calm down. We can’t replace you.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Sure we could
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Data fairy?
JI - June 22, 2008
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Rec’d.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Felix's fastball is a faster fastball.
JI - June 22, 2008
On the 20-80 scale Felix's fastball is a 200
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
If you need to reduce your anger
Consider a job at Radioshack with Robert and myself
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
You can join us in a rousing game of "Break Something"
Robert - June 22, 2008
Joel's strategy of having the Red Sox hit line drives right at the defense is working wonders.
JI - June 22, 2008
Krueger is very angry today.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
Fuck you Assface.
JI - June 22, 2008
holy crap, beefcake
Matthew - June 22, 2008
I can see him playing LF for the next six years.
JI - June 22, 2008
With the Mariners.
Fin - June 22, 2008
I can see him falling and not being able to get back up
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
CARLOS LEE HURTS HIS TEAM BY DIVING AND NOT GETTING UP
BrettJMiller - June 22, 2008
mmmmmmmmmmmm
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I am also shocked to see the Michael Bourn is terrible.
JI - June 22, 2008
I am also shocked to see the
Michael BournDave Chappelle is terrible.Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
Can't strike through in subject line
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Try to fool us with bold.
JI - June 22, 2008
Pineiro 7IP 1R
JI - June 22, 2008
Buck Martinez sounds like Cheif Wiggum.
JI - June 22, 2008
Lets go Rays!
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
So Game Thread Part 1 wasn't very good
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
We've done worse.
JI - June 22, 2008
NOT A CHALLENGE
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I propose we blame Matthew.
JI - June 22, 2008
Way to further beat out from us the will to live.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I learned that LanternmanC is the most amazing person ever though
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I learned I should be dating him--that's worth a lot to me.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
There's a long line for that...
(not really, surprised? Didn’t think so)
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
This isn't heling.
JI - June 22, 2008
Not helping either
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Yet it is almost hell.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I suppose I will console myself by dating others to get over the pain.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
You could date butthol in 8 years
It seems like it would be a reasonable substitute
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Still the problem of consoling myself until then.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Once he turns 18 he will be able to change his name.
JI - June 22, 2008
Why would butthol want to date a 7 or 8
year old corpse?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
That's true
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I cohse toignore that sub threrad
JI - June 22, 2008
And spelling. Again
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Why the incoherence now?
Delayed rage?
Bad happenings with the Cards?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Holy jeez I have no excuses.
JI - June 22, 2008
It's still not as bad as a 25% success rate spelling YMCA
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Isn't it 0%?
JI - June 22, 2008
I think you got the Y right
Then it was all downhill from there
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
jesus christ, JI
I don’t notice most of your typos, but these are hard to miss.
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
Me too
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Just post last nights WEC so I can show off my gifs.
JI - June 22, 2008
Give me several hours
I have more important things to do
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Just steal from Fangraphs.
JI - June 22, 2008
HAha, I just got back from golfing, glad to see I still make an impact
even when I’m not here.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I wouldn't be proud
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Yeah, I seem to be in a lot of
“sub par game threads”... correlation or causation…?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
It is a mystery
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You're just saying that because you weren't there
marinator - June 22, 2008
That was a bullshit call.
JI - June 22, 2008
Ahhh damn it Floyd
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
I love soccer..but fuck the pussy Italian team
Tired of fake injuries on EVERY play.
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
but fuck or butt fuck?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Isn't there another golf course you should be at?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I wasn't at a golf course, I was at a driving range.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
You're (and your) dumb.
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
You saw "Butt Fuck" in that sentence before "fuck the pussy"?
Gay +1
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Stop
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
How good was the Holland-Russia game yesterday
As a whole, the tournament has been sublime. And since England didn’t even qualify there’s been nothing for me to get angry about
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
That game was awesome
That first goal in overtime by the Russians had me screaming
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I was loving Kolodin's howitzers from range too
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Hell yeah..those were amazing
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
It was great how 95% of the dialogue in the game was about the Netherlands team
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
We had pretty neutral commentary over here
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I even think I'm undershooting
There was almost no talk at all about any of the Russian players
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Really?
Arshavin deserves a lot of attention
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
The Netherlands played like crap...I was annoyed by that.
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
They played alright
The Russians were superb though
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I was in South Korea in 2002 for the cup
Guus Hiddink could have gotten a BJ at any home in the country after taking the SK team to the semis. I believe that offer stands for him in what, a half dozen countries, now including Russia?
Jordan of Boise - June 22, 2008
JEFF WAS THERE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
That's...freaky.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
In case you're wondering Hitler farted
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You're looking at him so lovingly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
For a second, I thought that was Jeff's hand on hitler's junk.
JI - June 22, 2008
It is; he's sneaky
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Not sneaky enough.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Yep
First thought was, “Why is Jeff giving Hitler a reach around?”
joof - June 22, 2008
He looks positively smitten
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
He was always misunderstood
but I got him
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
He was just a soul whose intentions were good?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
DO DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DOOOOOOOOOO
DO-DO-DO-DO-DOOOO-DOOOO
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Please don't let me be misunderstood.
JI - June 22, 2008
What a great song.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
awkward
JI - June 22, 2008
HAHAHA
Love it
Fuzz - June 22, 2008
hahahahahahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
I choose to believe that Ankiel fell down for the sole purpose of screwing Joel over.
JI - June 22, 2008
Why is everyone posting still
Isn’t the game over?
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
We're nutty.
JI - June 22, 2008
You're posting too.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Not like anyone was talking about the game anyway
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
You should start a trend and stop.
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
Game?
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
damn it
JI - June 22, 2008
Um, if you post things like that, please clarify for the other Cardinals fan who is not paying attention.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Ankiel fell over = triple, followed by sac fly
tie game
Game is on TBS!
JI - June 22, 2008
I don't have TBS. Sad.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
mlbtv?
JI - June 22, 2008
it's a few pitches behind
JI - June 22, 2008
SSSHIFT
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
Stolen. But I don't have the emotional energy for another game.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I didn't pay attention to the first one.
JI - June 22, 2008
Plus, good teams.
JI - June 22, 2008
I'm going out soon to watch Cubs vs White Sox.
My girl card might be revoked if I watch three games in a day.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
just talk about which player has the nicest ass.
You’ll be ok.
JI - June 22, 2008
Girls around here used to go insane for Ben Davis
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Mmmmm I remember him.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I never really got it
Girls go crazy for Khalil Greene too although I think that’s just because he’s funny-looking
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
He is extremely funny looking.
Ben Davis was a consolation prize after more attractive Mariners left.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Seriously? He is one ugly ass dude.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
How did I not see this coming?
JI - June 22, 2008
Did you have that ready to go?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Clement needs a pair of pants that will highlight his assests.
JI - June 22, 2008
This is even gayer than Game Thread Part 1
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I'm allowed to say these things.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
You missed last nights GT where I said I like Kathy Griffin.
JI - June 22, 2008
I was planning on reading that later tonight over beers
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You'll need quite a few.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I have quite a few
I just need to get rid of the headache from last night first
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
The thread will likely cause another.
So just jump in.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
It's going to be tough to wake up for work on Monday
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Take a sickie.
And blame it on unruly children.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
If I didn't just take 3 days off to go to Seattle I would totally do this
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
What? You were here?
Well that sucks, we could’ve talked in an elevator or something…
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
You could've asked him for his autograph.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Probably should've...
I was going to get DMZ to sign my/his book, but I left the book in St. Louis.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I only sign chests and pictures of Felix
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Male chests?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Autograph-seeking dudes require pictures of Felix
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Do you sign pictures of yourself?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
What about napkins?
Robert - June 22, 2008
Silhouettes of Felix
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I should have touched your hand
Robert - June 22, 2008
Alright, you can sign my man
boobs next time then.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
get a felix tattoo on them first.
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
It'll be tough for me as well
Fortunately the only work I plan on doing tomorrow is writing about tRA
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Don't do it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I don't wear short-sleeve button-downs
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You don't look like Geoff Baker either.
JI - June 22, 2008
Don't make me photoshop your face onto this picture to prove you wrong
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
You really don't want that award
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
What award?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Better than a five minute ban
I don’t like the new short term ban-happy Jeff
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
I do
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I sense one coming on
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Sounds like he wants it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I prefer the element of surprise
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I'm always expecting it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Expect this
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I did and it was still awful :(
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Turns out you *can* ban yourself, by the way :-/
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Masochist
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
A mod can ban himself?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Yes
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Is a trophy involved?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
The female population thanks you.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
I'm so thoughtful
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
That is the word that most often comes to mind when people think Jeff Sullivan, I'm sure
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I was thinking the same.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
Oh hey, so he was out.
JI - June 22, 2008
This is terrifying.
JI - June 22, 2008
oh hey so the bases are loaded
JI - June 22, 2008
fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck
JI - June 22, 2008
GOD FCUKING DAMMIT
JI - June 22, 2008
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
That is such an irritating brand
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
See, too emotionally scarring.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 22, 2008
at least the firs 2 and 8/9 ths were awesome.
JI - June 22, 2008
Michael Bourn hates the Tropicana ceiling
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Do tell...
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
I will keep pointing this out
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Bourn looks more street
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
fuck yo couch
JI - June 22, 2008
I don't see it.
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
It might be because I'm so racist
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Where's the badly burnt Albanian boy?
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Eating bubblegum pie with me
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
All races looks the same
bunch of goobacks
marinator - June 22, 2008
Rays lose
poop
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Well Chris Perez just walked three striaght guys
3-2 BOS, decent Joel start down the shitter
wheeee
JI - June 22, 2008
do they normally want to keep the poop?
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
Greedy Rays
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I'm wrecking this comment
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Bahhh damn it Rays...
Fuck you Mike Reilly
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Over under on how many series the M's win for the rest of the season?
I’m setting the bar at 4.5
LantermanC - June 22, 2008
I'll take the under.
Eyebrows - June 22, 2008
Fish
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Ghoti
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Fuck Spain..fuck you assholes...You need to fucking win
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
I don't like either team in this game
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
If I have no preference I root for the losing team
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 22, 2008
Neither do I..but I hate Italy way more..they are the pussiest bunch of assholes
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
Toni and Ginobili play their sports in the same annoying way
kentroyals5 - June 22, 2008
They should unretire Zola
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Adam Kennedy
You shittin me?
marinator - June 22, 2008
yes yes yes
JI - June 22, 2008
Oquendo
no no no
JI - June 22, 2008
Does Beltre sitting out have anything to do with coaches giving him shit for not taking extra batting practice?
Also, the subject line spell check is a myth because it doesn’t work for me.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 22, 2008
It was working yesterday.
JI - June 22, 2008
So after watching the archived footage
I fail to see the racism.
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Your just mad you didn't point it out first.
JI - June 22, 2008
I mean, I see the ignorance in calling him "Suzuki"
but lots of people do that. Stupid != racist.
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I didn't hear it
but I thought there were references to Japanese bats being inferior or him being stupid for using something made in Japan or what.
I need a transcript.
JI - June 22, 2008
They talked about Ichiro's magic forest
but that’s all I heard
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
It wasn't so much racism as it was plain old hating on Ichiro
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I didn't hear hate
God you’re sensitive
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
It was an idiom, assbaguette
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Whatever dwarf
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
If I could think of a clever comment involving rainshadow
you can be damn sure that I’d be posting it instead of this one
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
I'm useful
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
Suck it JI
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You can actually see mine.
JI - June 22, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
bwhahahahahahahahahaha
JI - June 22, 2008
Mine's still better once you consider I hate to hit record right as they showed the instan replay.
JI - June 22, 2008
Your heart was in the right place
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
You missed a two gif game yesterday:
JI - June 22, 2008
I need a broader view of the first one to better understand how bad it is
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I think the banana route is pretty evident but be my guest.
JI - June 22, 2008
You're camstudio must be better than mine
more colors
JI - June 22, 2008
err I mean APE
JI - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
JI - June 22, 2008
weeeeeeeeee
Jeff Sullivan - June 22, 2008
I think all three of them bring something to the table.
JI - June 22, 2008
Just put all three in a page called "Banana" and sidebar it.
BrianL - June 22, 2008
I really enjoy the Sexson one
Graham MacAree - June 22, 2008
Ahahahahahahaha
That’s perfect. Sidebarrrr
OlSalty - June 22, 2008
Gasp, how did we not score more runs.....?
ThundaPC - June 22, 2008
1 more game closer to Strasburg,
Clement owns, and Silva bombs? Could this game have been any better?
redwolf75 - June 22, 2008
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