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6/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I hate Carlos Silva way more than Tim Hudson.

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New thread where we don't talk about jazz.

Awesome.

Lies.

Time Out by the Dave Brubeck Quartet is one of the greatest albums ever.

Make it stop...
This is the truest statement of the last week.
My dad bought it for me when I was in the fifth grade.

It’s the reason I picked up saxophone.

When everyone makes their own version of one of your songs

that’s a pretty good indication it’s epic.

Take Five and Birdland.

Two great songs.

A lot of people forget how good Blue Rondo Ala Turk is, though.

What are your thoughts on Mindi Abair?
She's alright.

I’m not too fond of her music and her sound a bit too edgy for me.

Okay, that was more nuetral than I expected.

I’ve found my passionate jazz friends either love her or hate her.

I just speak as a saxophone player.

She’s not Coltrane good, but she’s not Kenny G bad.

There's only two people that would not fall in that spread!
Just my way of saying she's a league-average sax player.
FAKE LINKS PLEASE
I picked the one that didn't link to gay orse midget porn.
Norse midgets are disturbing
Is that what that was supposed to be?
Well look who shows up.
It's been a good weekend
Why ruin it?
I was awoken by a Silva-related text message
This has never happened to me.
Bet it wasn't as good as mine.

I made graphs!

Of his infinite love for you.
D'aaawwwwww.

You know what's far superior to people?

Puppies.

Damn my allergies that cause an irrational hatred of dogs
I hate puppies.

D'aaaaawwww.
Graham killed four of them last night
Seems unnecessary.
I don't kill cute things, as a rule
gnomes are cute
No they're not.
Gnomes are little terrors
What about the tall handsome ones?
They're why God invented assault rifles
Blood blood blood

Kill kill kill

Its frightening having the person next to you say this
I enjoy that people still use the computer when they're 3 feet apart.
We're wasting twice as much energy
Why does anyone shop at your store?
For Robert's autograph.
We are very hands off
For the atmosphere!
You don't ban Fuzz and I get to yell random obscenities
We're actually not sure anymore

Between Robert and myself being low production during games and our incompetant manager….

Gnomes. Slightly less scary than monkeys, but certainly not cute.
They can be

This gnome helps me save on my airfare+hotel

Flagged for booking hotels through a travel site.
I beg to differ

wtf... what is that thing?

and what is it doing? Is it a gnome/monkey jerking it?

That's the gnome terrorizing somewhere in England.

I believe.

I would've gone with "not people"
Well, I fear monkeys more than people.
Exactly.
Fucking patient zero.

Monkeys will be the death of us one day. Which for most people is a blessing, but I’m rather attached to living despite all indications otherwise.

The ones I work around are way too intelligent for their own good.
Monkeys? Or people?
Monkeys.

Sometimes I think they’re smarter than the people.

You know who is smarter than people?

Dolphins.

This is true.

And they’re not scary.

Fucking evil bastards.
They have better grammar
Not really.

They end all their sentences in prepositions.

I still think that's a dumb rule
'Fish' is a proposition?
Do you know how many humans would get caught in tuna nets?

God we’re stupid

I wish we could actually find out.

It would be beneficial.

Forget banning

TUNA NET’D

I would support this scientific study.
2nd this idea
I love orangutans

I held one’s hand once

Was it the closest you've been to having a girlfriend?
I was more afraid of my parakeet than I've ever been of a person
My parrot is a terror
Same those things are fucking psycho

same with roosters. Do not go near hens if a rooster is around.

Birds suck
You are hereby deemed ineligible for the LL ROY
I move one step closer.
I have to check the rulebook for girl regulations because it's an unusual circumstance
As in, it's never before happened?
Not often enough to make rules about
Also, can a 27 year old be a "rookie"

That’s like saying Fukudome is a rookie…

Veteran rookie.

And stop stalking me.

Ichiro was a 27 year old rookie.

and now he’s a selfish prick

Who uses non-American bats and has his own selfish stretching routine.

What a jerk.

This does not bode well for me.
Ichiro has done well for him self

be he bears the scorn of his teammates. Perhaps our sexism can parallel the Mariners’ racism.

I can't tell you how excited I am for that.
It's not going to be easy.
I do prefer going by my first name.

I will have to insist on it.

You shall be NOLA from now on.
Nola Dunst?
Just NOLA, thanks.

Like Ichiro.

Nola the fatty
I don't think this will catch on.
Good thing my self esteem isn't low.
I will pity friend you on myspace.
Thank you; this will help.
I'd delete this,

but instead I’m going to leave it as a monument of bad.

Thanks, benevolence.
I don't think this will catch on
I'm auditioning nicknames.
Vah-Jay-Jay?
I knew a girl that called JJ that
Maybe Tits

Oh wait, that’s taken.

Good God.

For Matthew.

It's still better than Gretchen.
I think the cat picture made you the winner be defualt.
But I already had a trophy ordered!
WOO HOO!

Less competition!

I've only heard stories
Chirpy was the best interview

until Bedard showed up.

Grass still won't grow over where I buried him in the backyard

must be the fires from hell

I never actually made that graph >:(
I'm interested in these graphs.
They're probably stupid
Are they step functions?
One of them was.

But I forgot an important aspect making the conclusion incorrect.

No one shares my love for drummers.
Let's not start that shit again
I share your love for drummers.

It’s just eclipsed by the piano.

You have good taste

except

1) There are very few women drummers
2) drums are better than piano

Piano > drums.
Actually, I play drums.

Not well, but I do.

I'd like to see you bring drums to a party
You majke it sound impossible.
Caitlin Kalafus is awesome.

13 years old. 13!

Also, Mo Tucker, Meg White and Tobi Vail are all the shit. More women should play the drums.

Also, to NOLA,

There’s too much bad blues out there
See Bruce Willis

That's why I said good blues.
Next person to talk about instruments or whatever gets pistolwhipped.
Yes, you're so threatening.
C'mon now, you've had whole threads to talk about yourself before
And you show up, make ridiculous remarks and get ignored or flagged.

What does that say?

Fight fight fight!

Internet arguments are the best.

Not worth the time or effort.
It means you get 300% more sand in your EnglishMariner than the average poster

that’s what

HOLA is selfish

Posts only for herself

Hola?

Dont tell me I mis-read her name again…

I like hola better
I do what I like
See, Graham I fear. You, not so much.
kazoo
Kazoos aren't musical instruments

internet holocaust

Tex for hr!

impress the Mariner FO, they WILL overpay!

He still won't sign with Seattle.
Those HR's would only be deep FB's at Safeco
Dickey the RP, unhittable.

Dickey the SP, sucks… lets just have Rhods or someone pitch .2 innings to start off a game when Dickey starts.

Please come up with more bad ideas based on small sample size.
ok, so not so unhittable this inning...
Adrian Beltre gets that ball...
That hit is gay
Homophobe.
-phobia
a combining form meaning "fear," occurring in loanwords from Greek (hydrophobia); on this model, used in the names of mental disorders that have the general sense "dread of, aversion toward" that specified by the initial element: agoraphobia.
Your racist against the gays.
My racist against the gays?

I think my racist wins.

OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO BUM ME I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW?
Bum me?

bwhahahahahaha

I hear you learned a valuable lesson regarding playing chicken last weekend?
Tex gets that...
Wheeeee.
God/Not God has a reason for everything

First time since 2004!
As long as we keep winning 1 out of every 3 we should be ok in the Strasburg race
1 out of every 5*

Felix wins, everyone else should lose. Maybe Bedar could get a win here or there to increase his trade value.

2008 Seattle Mariners: Infanticide

hahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Rec’d.

I choose to rewatch this:

If he had knocked himself out of the game on that...

would have have, thus, been today’s biggest contributor?

We’ll never know.

Not only is he demonstrating his amazing bat control

He’s also telling us about his new snack food with that paid advertisement.

Jose Vidro: “I Eat Seats”.

Wait we're not hitting?

What the fuck?

This perplexes me as well.
I wonder how often they just skip our innings
I wouldn't notice if they did.
I looked at the score for the first time just now.
I'm ignoring; it's better for my rage.

But hey, that was neat.

This place really has just become a chat room
And an excuse to slack off at work
I would just find another
Well played
I will kill anyone if they do this to me.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120ap_odd_steak_hairs.html

Anyone read that? Disgusting.

Just like the Mariners.

Don't pee in the Slurpee machine
Haha what an idiot.
hay is is vitor artinez
CLEMENT! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clement double!

Must’ve started swinging during the windup.

Dammit I wanted to see Dickey hit.
Couldn't be any worse than Richie

Who’s on deck

That's my boy
Great American Ballpark is really going to help his slow bat
That's a triple for someone who doesn't have to wait for their swing to end to start running
Did NESN hire a guy with a thick Boston accent on purpose?
Joel Pineiro is a beast.
How's he playing today?
Shutout thru 4, 1 K.
mediocre
Richie needs to open up his stance some more
Richie need to learn how to hit before worrying about his stance
Well that must be humiliating for you Tim
I'm really hoping the Angels are just setting themselves up for the 2007 Mariner collapse.
...except the 88 wins nets them the division
RALLY LION

You are deranged.
Unlike the other ones, I actually like this one
Those red jerseys really do make the Braves look like a bunch of Injuns
Too bad our smallpox blanket is riding the bench
I think they look like Redskins.
Can't be

Their coach doesn’t have alzheimers and isn’t sending 8 men onto the field to play

EMOTIONAL LIFT FROM DEAD TEAMMATE!
I've found this doesn't work when said dead teammate drives drunk.
Sean Taylor was the funniest thing of 2007
Particularly the cosmic symbols doinh with the number 21.
12 is 21 backwards
Ass

The beatings will continue until Sean Taylor comments are finished

GET OFF MY LAWN
If he used an American bat it wouldn't have broke!
Yuni's bats beg to differ.
BURIED IN THE MAGIC FOREST
Leave it up to Willie!!!
That was a really good hit
I hate you Ashley Russell
But think of how often you can join her!
Oh hey, the mariners are playing.

Coco Crisp is a dickhead.
Haha, one of the better lines from 'Dodgeball'
I've never seen dodgeball.
You'd think this would get old

but it doesn’t

The freeze cam with Tex's eyes getting real wide is ripe for captioning.
Back

I see I missed a sub-thread about jazz, and I’m in line to be correct both my pregame predictions.

We need to do pregame predictions of Brett in Whistler

ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo

pregame implies game
That will be easy!
Whats the over under on him finding that girl again
I can imagine him wandering the streets shouting 'Lindsay!' for hours
I wasn't there last time =(

What girl?

Prediction: Hilarious ownage
GET RID OF ALL THE FUCKING FOREIGNERS ON THIS GODDAMN TEAM
Braves broadcast crew at it again?
What in the name of Pat Buchanan is this about
Apparently the Braves broadcast crew are a bunch of racist pricks.
There are no racists in Georgia!
Just like theres no white people in Canada
what are some examples?
You'll have to ask someone with the Braves feed.

They’ve been going after Ichiro all day.

I wouldn't say they're racist

the clubhouse is pretty cliquish along racial lines

You missed the first bit of the game
Oh
Why do I still give you credit for being clever?

I’m dumb.

I think it's a joke about the Mariner clubhouse stupid.
[Thats_Racist.gif]
RRS DOESN"T SPEAK ENGLISH HE SPEAKS ABORIGINY THAT LITTLE FUCK
OR RE-STOCK WITH ONLY ONE KIND OF FOREIGNER
Can we go with talented?
We need to find talent country
Shouldn't be too hard

it’s the one we’re not scouting.

It's America

It’s the only country where you can find real ballplayers who play the game the right way.

Dude it's a good ole' boys broadcast

Should expect this type of commentary. Georgia is still racist as fuck.

hahahaha
Yikes.

One heck of a game, eh Teixeira?

10 years 500 million

Thanks a lot Tex

He won't be able to face us if he plays for us.
Looks like you were wrong about this game, Larry Stone
Is this a repeat?

No.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck you Braves.

Last Mariner with a 3 HR game?

I can’t remember that far back.

Richie except for that crag Torii Hunter.
God that was depressing.
The Aggrocrag?

Shit I thought of this too

I loved that show

No.

But lets go with that because I cannot repeat where the word crag comes from.

I really wanted to do that when I was a kid.

Looking back, I was a stupid kid.

Everyone on the show Double Dare was extremely stupid
Slime can't be nearly as slippery as they made it seem
I thought the show was Guts?
The host of that show never wanted to be touched

You saw the fear in his eyes when someone wanted to touch him with slimy hands.

I love that he hosts Unwrapped now
That show is awesome.
It's Food Network's How It's Made
Its still a cool show.
Nunca dije que no fuera

Maybe correct?

You never said that not outside?
Isn't fuera the imperfect subjunctive of ser?
afuera is outside methinks
That's to outside.
No wonder you don't understand the Mexicans.
Yep
So what's the imperfect subjunctive of ser?
Nobody?
I think you're right.

But my one beer is throwing me off.

Whatever queer
God hates gays!

That’s me being a radical right wing republican, not double fisting a black cock

Mike Cameron's 4HR game in 2002 is the last time

A-Rah’s hit exactly 3 in 2000

Too bad for RRS though
He should learn English and stop being foreign
Not in my opinion.
Learn how to speak American.
Maybe this will teach him to throw harder
Pitch through pain you outback pansy
That is very old school of you.
Hypotenuse of the home run

hilarious announcers

Lousy statheads are ruining baseball
Just turned on the game

saw that it is 0-8.
Turned the channel back to the Science Channel which is having a marathon of COSMOS!

Tomorrow Felix!

With Carl Sagan!?
you know it!
Awesome!
Carl Sagan is another hero.

I would like to hang out with him and Andrew WK at the same time.

Actually RRS has decent velocity today
Maybe dropped velocity makes him pitch better.
Please spare me the pointless statistics about the wonderfulness of the Braves.
Chipper Jones is a .400 hitter.
I'll still punch him in the face.
"and it'll fall in front of Ibanez"

no shit

I also thought this did not need to be said.
Can a hitter be blown away by a changeup?
[Insert Jeff Clement slow batspeed joke here]

Fuck you BrianL

Your post had a pretty picture.

That makes up for its tardiness.

I would call that picture 'pretty'
This post is unnecessary
Hoe bout this one?

Graham would have other adjectives, no doubt.
Horacio Ramirez has been called up
What about Jeff Weaver?
He's on speeddial with the Front Office
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now you know they've stopped trying
They're trying to out Strasburg us.
When do we face the Royals?

I can’t wait to get 2-hit

Strictly baseball speaking

I’m not sure how the floor could get any lower

Why is the floor as low as we can go.
It isn't if we bring drills!
Still failing.
I am ashamed of this community
Watch, he will go 10-0 the rest of the way
Royals stepping up for Strasburg.
The Royals are a bunch of winners though

The Mariners will go down!

I felt like taking a ferry today.

Turns out they only go to Vashon, Bremerton and Bainbridge.

Is there anything interesting to do at any of those three places?

You want to ride a fairy?
Not yet, Graham's not back for another week.
I thought he was an Asian French Maid.
I don't think Graham and French belong in the same atmosphere.
I like some ex-French things

HMS Foundroyant and HMS Ville de Paris spring to mind.

Whatever you said you wanted to ride him.
Not really

unless you like nature walks

Bremerton has Noah's.... and a Safeway...
Also, Bremerton's close to Seattle. You could take a ferry to Seattle from Bremerton
Wait, where are you?
I'm not in Bremerton but I've visited there alot
I meant Matthew.

I thought he was in Seattle…so this didn’t make sense.

Depends on your definition of "interesting"
Something different than Seattle.

Maybe I’ll look at Leavenworth instead.

Leavenworth thinks it's Switzerland
Costs me less to go there.

And actual switzerland is boring as all hell unless it’s winter.

But it's close to Belgium
And Kansas is close to Colorado

but Kansas still sucks.

Colorado sucks too

I hate you so much.

I’ll just go back to drinking my 6.50 per 4-pack Old Rasputin.

Leavenworth has the bathrooms with the most amount of toliet paper in the world.
Sounds awesome.
Thats a better choice
Drive up to Anacortes and go visit the San Juan islands.
This was more what I had in mind when I came up with the idea.

Anacortes is far away though.

But well worth the trip.

Friday Harbor is one of my favorite places in the world.

Too late in the day now I suspect.

I plan on doing that at some point, though it might make more sense for me to take Kenmore Air there.

Now that would be fun.
It's just more than an hour from Seattle

Anacortes is a worthy destination for a day trip.

But I was talkign Anacortes than San Juans

That’s like 2-3 hours each way.

What island would you want to visit?
I have no idea. Haven't been.
I went to Lopez last summer, which was nice

Although I’m sure it’s the type of thing that no matter what you choose, it’ll be good.

The Olympic peninsula is rather uninhabited right?
Except for the savages
There are a lot of interesting things to do pretty much everywhere in Western Washington

You just have to like hiking and nature.

A data ferry?
Impossibly unclever
That's what I get for trying
It would be worth more if JI hadn't already made the joke like 15 minutes ago.
The long subthread is what really killed me
I sense a mutiny
Whatever.

I’ll be ass-kissing whoever is running this place.

Anybody know when the open tryouts for the Mariners are?

I know it’s sometime soon

Feb 19 2009?
Thought it was sometime this month for rookie league
New Thought

I just spent five minutes looking at DOV. That site excels at finding new ways to suck.

They had a front page fantasy post to take their minds off the Mariners

That’s a fun contrast

I liked the theological post.

That bashed religions.

That's the one I was scrolling through

It reads like an argument between freshmen who just finished their Comparative Religions 101 course.

I like this one

Just the same, the manager’s #1 job is to keep the troops in the right state-of-mind. This is a team with talent, and it has the worst record in the majors. That underperformance is definitely because of the team’s state-of-mind.

ow ow ow ow ow ow
And these are the guys who endorsed you for Assistant GM
So many things are wrong with this excerpt...
Seattle's "Best" sports blog..

if you don’t count every other blog.. and pre-hughes TNT Seahawks insider (come back sando!)

I don't see any links to others
It's a little better than the Seattle PI sports blog...
HAHA FUCK YOU TEX
Ashley Russell has fat annoying cheeks
her?

I don't know

the one on MLB.tv

pist pic I saw on GIS
the first word there is supposed to be "first"
What if she were the perfect woman

and discusses pitch f/x during her Yahoo sports time

That's not the perfect woman
The second part was in addition to being the perfect woman
I'm not sure I want to observe this conversation.
Just be lucky no one called you fat.
Thanks for reminding me of that.
Where is this coming from?

Am I missing something on MLB.tv?

Nice throw

a white player makes that an out

CLEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOW BAT FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLEMENT TIME
SLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
CLEMENT BLAST!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
I KNEW HE'D GET HIS TWO HITS
OFF A LEFTY TOO!!
Was he of the soft-tosing type?
CLEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

DOESN'T COUNT UNTIL YOU HAVE AT LEAST 3 YEARS OF MAJOR LEAGUE EXPERIENCE
woo Clement!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I think that camera cover meant thompson
CLEMENT!!! AND OFF A LEFTY!!! FUNK YES!
He'll be sitting on the bench tomorrow when we face Johan.
And Santana is better against righties than the average lefty.
Hooray for managerial idiocy.
It tooke forever for that ball to get out of the park.
Slow ball.
Physics
Better than chemistry.
better than biology

Why is the mathematician a girl
That cartoon fails to acknowledge the most important science

Political.

That's just applied sociology.
Wait all women are succubus', so this cartoon is wrong.
No wonder the slow bat made contact.
A veteran like Kenji gets the ball out faster
Cuz of his slow bat.
Hey Rays try winning
They're setting up for another walk-off
Joel Pineiro is shutting out the Red Sox

so they better not waste it.

Hooooray for this.
Clement should hit shorter home runs to save up on them
That was one of the strangest subthreads I've ever seen.
and most hilarious
His name is Ichiro
LATE SO VERY LATE
Let's keep this uprising going..MUTINY!!
You missed the rant earlier in the game

Proof of lateness

So how awful was that rant?
holy hell Kenmore Air is expensive. lame.
This game is still going?
Dickey pitched today. Huh. Didn't notice.
He was done in by a check-swing double.

Yes, you read that right.

6/22/08 Never Forget
So that's what happens.
I was hoping it would have a .gif
ARGH

I hate when pics of our thread are posted in the thread. Makes me feel stuck in a vortex.

Imagine how it makes me feel when my own pics confuse the hell out of myself.
You forgot to get Damn Chop in there.
Hold on.
Consolation prize:

This is one of my favorite images
this is my banned face

This is the most confusing post ever.

Rec’d.

I want to be albe to 'z' through those comments

bwhahahahahahahahaha

rec’d

yes yes yes

I can't believe all this time and on one photoshopped in into an SS uniform.
A furry SS uniform
Purple furry SS uniform with a fuzzy white hat and cane
I saw somebody go to a Mariners game in a purple fuzzy suit once
Nicely played
I shaved down to that once just to see

I can’t pull it off

It's my favorite part of de-bearding.
God damn it, JI!

Your picture scared the shit out of me!

I want Felix to pitch a shutout and hit a homer tomorrow.
Wow.

Krueger is tearing Silva apart.

ARHAGHEUGEHKGIUHQEG

“YOU HAVE TO PITCH AROUND THE FASTBALL USE OFFSPEED” – KRUEGER

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOWHOW

YOU SEE THIS AND THEN SAY FASTBALL FASTBALL FASTBALL FOR FELIX GOD IA HATE HATEH AHTEAHTHAEHT YOU DIE IDEID IDIEIDI E

You need to be angrier
Matthew, your blood pressure...

Please calm down. We can’t replace you.

Sure we could

Data fairy?
Ahahahahahahahahaha

Rec’d.

Felix's fastball is a faster fastball.
On the 20-80 scale Felix's fastball is a 200
If you need to reduce your anger

Consider a job at Radioshack with Robert and myself

You can join us in a rousing game of "Break Something"
Joel's strategy of having the Red Sox hit line drives right at the defense is working wonders.
Krueger is very angry today.
Fuck you Assface.
holy crap, beefcake

I can see him playing LF for the next six years.
With the Mariners.
I can see him falling and not being able to get back up
CARLOS LEE HURTS HIS TEAM BY DIVING AND NOT GETTING UP
I am also shocked to see the Michael Bourn is terrible.

I am also shocked to see the Michael Bourn Dave Chappelle is terrible.

Can't strike through in subject line
Try to fool us with bold.
Pineiro 7IP 1R
Buck Martinez sounds like Cheif Wiggum.
So Game Thread Part 1 wasn't very good
We've done worse.
NOT A CHALLENGE
I propose we blame Matthew.
Way to further beat out from us the will to live.
I learned that LanternmanC is the most amazing person ever though
I learned I should be dating him--that's worth a lot to me.
There's a long line for that...

(not really, surprised? Didn’t think so)

This isn't heling.
Not helping either
Yet it is almost hell.
I suppose I will console myself by dating others to get over the pain.
You could date butthol in 8 years

It seems like it would be a reasonable substitute

Still the problem of consoling myself until then.
Once he turns 18 he will be able to change his name.
Why would butthol want to date a 7 or 8

year old corpse?

I cohse toignore that sub threrad
And spelling. Again
Why the incoherence now?

Delayed rage?
Bad happenings with the Cards?

Holy jeez I have no excuses.
It's still not as bad as a 25% success rate spelling YMCA
Isn't it 0%?
I think you got the Y right

Then it was all downhill from there

jesus christ, JI

I don’t notice most of your typos, but these are hard to miss.

Good heavens
Just post last nights WEC so I can show off my gifs.
Give me several hours

I have more important things to do

Just steal from Fangraphs.
HAha, I just got back from golfing, glad to see I still make an impact

even when I’m not here.

I wouldn't be proud
Yeah, I seem to be in a lot of

“sub par game threads”... correlation or causation…?

You're just saying that because you weren't there
That was a bullshit call.
Ahhh damn it Floyd
I love soccer..but fuck the pussy Italian team

Tired of fake injuries on EVERY play.

but fuck or butt fuck?
Isn't there another golf course you should be at?
I wasn't at a golf course, I was at a driving range.
You're (and your) dumb.
You saw "Butt Fuck" in that sentence before "fuck the pussy"?

Gay +1

How good was the Holland-Russia game yesterday

As a whole, the tournament has been sublime. And since England didn’t even qualify there’s been nothing for me to get angry about

That game was awesome

That first goal in overtime by the Russians had me screaming

I was loving Kolodin's howitzers from range too
Hell yeah..those were amazing
It was great how 95% of the dialogue in the game was about the Netherlands team
We had pretty neutral commentary over here
I even think I'm undershooting

There was almost no talk at all about any of the Russian players

Really?

Arshavin deserves a lot of attention

The Netherlands played like crap...I was annoyed by that.
They played alright

The Russians were superb though

I was in South Korea in 2002 for the cup

Guus Hiddink could have gotten a BJ at any home in the country after taking the SK team to the semis. I believe that offer stands for him in what, a half dozen countries, now including Russia?

JEFF WAS THERE

In case you're wondering Hitler farted
You're looking at him so lovingly
For a second, I thought that was Jeff's hand on hitler's junk.
Yep

First thought was, “Why is Jeff giving Hitler a reach around?”

He looks positively smitten
He was always misunderstood

but I got him

He was just a soul whose intentions were good?
DO DO-DO-DO DO-DO-DOOOOOOOOOO

DO-DO-DO-DO-DOOOO-DOOOO

Please don't let me be misunderstood.
What a great song.

awkward

HAHAHA

Love it

hahahahahahaha
I choose to believe that Ankiel fell down for the sole purpose of screwing Joel over.
Why is everyone posting still

Isn’t the game over?

We're nutty.
You're posting too.
Not like anyone was talking about the game anyway
You should start a trend and stop.
damn it
Um, if you post things like that, please clarify for the other Cardinals fan who is not paying attention.
Ankiel fell over = triple, followed by sac fly

tie game

Game is on TBS!

I don't have TBS. Sad.
mlbtv?
it's a few pitches behind
Stolen. But I don't have the emotional energy for another game.
I didn't pay attention to the first one.
Plus, good teams.
I'm going out soon to watch Cubs vs White Sox.

My girl card might be revoked if I watch three games in a day.

just talk about which player has the nicest ass.

You’ll be ok.

Girls around here used to go insane for Ben Davis
Mmmmm I remember him.
I never really got it

Girls go crazy for Khalil Greene too although I think that’s just because he’s funny-looking

He is extremely funny looking.

Ben Davis was a consolation prize after more attractive Mariners left.

Seriously? He is one ugly ass dude.

How did I not see this coming?
Did you have that ready to go?
Clement needs a pair of pants that will highlight his assests.
This is even gayer than Game Thread Part 1
I'm allowed to say these things.
You missed last nights GT where I said I like Kathy Griffin.
I was planning on reading that later tonight over beers
You'll need quite a few.
I have quite a few

I just need to get rid of the headache from last night first

The thread will likely cause another.

So just jump in.

It's going to be tough to wake up for work on Monday
Take a sickie.

And blame it on unruly children.

If I didn't just take 3 days off to go to Seattle I would totally do this
What? You were here?

Well that sucks, we could’ve talked in an elevator or something…

You could've asked him for his autograph.
Probably should've...

I was going to get DMZ to sign my/his book, but I left the book in St. Louis.

I only sign chests and pictures of Felix
Male chests?
Autograph-seeking dudes require pictures of Felix
Do you sign pictures of yourself?

What about napkins?
Silhouettes of Felix
I should have touched your hand
Alright, you can sign my man

boobs next time then.

get a felix tattoo on them first.
It'll be tough for me as well

Fortunately the only work I plan on doing tomorrow is writing about tRA

Don't do it

I don't wear short-sleeve button-downs
You don't look like Geoff Baker either.
Don't make me photoshop your face onto this picture to prove you wrong
You really don't want that award
What award?

Better than a five minute ban

I don’t like the new short term ban-happy Jeff

I do
I sense one coming on
Sounds like he wants it.
I prefer the element of surprise
I'm always expecting it
Expect this
I did and it was still awful :(
Turns out you *can* ban yourself, by the way :-/
Is a trophy involved?
The female population thanks you.
I'm so thoughtful
That is the word that most often comes to mind when people think Jeff Sullivan, I'm sure
Oh hey, so he was out.
This is terrifying.
oh hey so the bases are loaded
fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck
GOD FCUKING DAMMIT

That is such an irritating brand
See, too emotionally scarring.
at least the firs 2 and 8/9 ths were awesome.
Michael Bourn hates the Tropicana ceiling
I will keep pointing this out

Bourn looks more street
fuck yo couch
I don't see it.
It might be because I'm so racist
Where's the badly burnt Albanian boy?
Eating bubblegum pie with me
All races looks the same

bunch of goobacks

Rays lose

poop

Well Chris Perez just walked three striaght guys

3-2 BOS, decent Joel start down the shitter

wheeee

do they normally want to keep the poop?
I'm wrecking this comment
Bahhh damn it Rays...

Fuck you Mike Reilly

Over under on how many series the M's win for the rest of the season?

I’m setting the bar at 4.5

I'll take the under.
Fuck Spain..fuck you assholes...You need to fucking win
I don't like either team in this game
If I have no preference I root for the losing team
Neither do I..but I hate Italy way more..they are the pussiest bunch of assholes
Toni and Ginobili play their sports in the same annoying way
They should unretire Zola
Adam Kennedy

You shittin me?

yes yes yes
Oquendo

no no no

Does Beltre sitting out have anything to do with coaches giving him shit for not taking extra batting practice?

Also, the subject line spell check is a myth because it doesn’t work for me.

It was working yesterday.
So after watching the archived footage

I fail to see the racism.

Your just mad you didn't point it out first.
I mean, I see the ignorance in calling him "Suzuki"

but lots of people do that. Stupid != racist.

I didn't hear it

but I thought there were references to Japanese bats being inferior or him being stupid for using something made in Japan or what.

I need a transcript.

They talked about Ichiro's magic forest

but that’s all I heard

It wasn't so much racism as it was plain old hating on Ichiro
I didn't hear hate

God you’re sensitive

It was an idiom, assbaguette
Whatever dwarf
If I could think of a clever comment involving rainshadow

you can be damn sure that I’d be posting it instead of this one

Suck it JI

You can actually see mine.

bwhahahahahahahahahaha
Mine's still better once you consider I hate to hit record right as they showed the instan replay.
Your heart was in the right place
You missed a two gif game yesterday:

I need a broader view of the first one to better understand how bad it is
I think the banana route is pretty evident but be my guest.
You're camstudio must be better than mine

more colors

err I mean APE

weeeeeeeeee
I think all three of them bring something to the table.
Just put all three in a page called "Banana" and sidebar it.
I really enjoy the Sexson one
Ahahahahahahaha

That’s perfect. Sidebarrrr

Gasp, how did we not score more runs.....?
1 more game closer to Strasburg,

Clement owns, and Silva bombs? Could this game have been any better?

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