Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana. Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.
That almost makes up for everything we've been through this season
Seriously. All of the shit we’ve had to go through…
FELIX HERNANDEZ JUST HIT A MOTHERFUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA LIKELY ONE OF HIS BOYHOOD IDOLS AND ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
On June 23, 2008, Felix was batting against one of the best pitchers on earth and hit a MOTHER FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH JOY.
I like life Life likes me Life and I fairly fully agree Life is fine Life is good ‘Specially mine, which is just as it should be I like pouring the wine and why not? Life’s a pleasure that I deny not
I like life Here and now Life and I made a mutual vow ‘Till I die Life and I We’ll both try to be better somehow And if life were a woman She would be my wife
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Is that now the national commentators can’t say that Felix was the only contributor to our win, and that someone that good needs to play on the east coast.
There are no words to describe that
PhilKenSebben - June 23, 2008
I kinda called it...
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
USS Mariner went down
with the homer…
vj - June 23, 2008
"I can't believe....what I just saw!"
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
greatest mariners homerun ever?
i think so
wadswerth - June 23, 2008
Yeah, even if it was off Horam it would have been.
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
Great game or the greatest game?
We’ll see I guess.
JY - June 23, 2008
Greatest Mariner moment of the year.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
HOLY FUCK I GO AWAY TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION AND I COME BACK
AND IT SAYS THAT FELIX HIT A HOME RUN… AND A DAMN GRAND SLAM TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
greatest funk blast ever
must hear Dave’s call.
MFAN - June 23, 2008
It's not much of a call.
Dave was absolutely stunned. Couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Lost speech.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Life is good
at least today
Sportszilla - June 23, 2008
Not only a grand slam, but an opposite field shot.
Holy shit.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Holy mother of God that is one of the greatest moments in Mariner history
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
The only way it could get better is if he throws a no-hitter to supplement it
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
You fucking jinxer.
Were you raised by WOLVES?
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
I am far too excited to use sound judgement right now
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Hey the homerun we already called
So calling the No hitter helps
Eyebrows - June 23, 2008
Shut up shut up!
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Hell, I'll settle for a shut out.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
Goose - June 23, 2008
This IS the Mets you guys are playing
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
That WAS Johan Santana pitching.
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
The Mets are much better than the Mariners.
And Johan is still one of the five best pitchers alive. It’s pretty damn awesome.
Teej - June 23, 2008
One of the two.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I was being conservative in order to avoid a debate.
Teej - June 23, 2008
Nobody here's gonna debate against Felix.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Peavy and Webb are better than Santana
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
Hey and guess who's pitching on Sunday in San Diego =)
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Obviously Cliff Lee is the best though.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Awesome.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
NEED...GIF...
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Holy shit that was awesome
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Somebody needs to gif that shit.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 23, 2008
King Felix for DH
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
Yeah fuck vidro
Felix for DH
wadswerth - June 23, 2008
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez OPS career: .778
Season: 5.000
Eyebrows - June 23, 2008
I have myspace IM.
JI - June 23, 2008
lame.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
I know.
JI - June 23, 2008
I stick to the Gmail IM. I dig it.
Teej - June 23, 2008
Amen
and amen.
bluemax - June 23, 2008
Zomg... words cannot describe this
Boydo - June 23, 2008
Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2008: #1
motherfucking THAT
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
No question.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
No fucking duh.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
No doubt about it.
joof - June 23, 2008
1C
for me, but maybe because I didn’t see it on TV like 1A and 1B.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
No shit
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
I'd only say this about Felix,
but he could do something better.
Jed MC - June 23, 2008
I swear, that moment just cured my hangover.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
Felix just channeled Dan Wilson.
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
2008 Top 100 Mariner moments #1.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
INSANELY LATE.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
AND ALSO THE WRONG NUMBER.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
That was 1000 times more awesome than anything Micah Owings has ever done.
Goose - June 23, 2008
This is just my 2nd post ever here
But I screamed in my cubicle at work and now my co-workers think I am insane.
I don’t care.
CDigg - June 23, 2008
If you work in Seattle, your coworkers are the insane ones
Boydo - June 23, 2008
Seconded
ningwers - June 23, 2008
Soothsayer
I know what the #1 moment of this season is going to be!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Whenever I watch a game at work
and talk with Graham over MSN, I make insanely good predictions.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
I only ever predict bad things happening
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
AAAAH FUCK ME
I MISSED THAT HALF INNING TO UNLOAD GROCERIES
FUCK YOU GROCERIES
FUCK YOU FUCKING POPSICLES I SHOULD HAVEL ET YOU MELT
Nick S - June 23, 2008
I can't believe he did this off of SANTANA!!!!
manyoso - June 23, 2008
That's the kicker
for why this is so awesome.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Well, I imagine Johan's one of his idols...
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
"Well, I imagine Johan's his bitch now..."
Fixed.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Now he just needs to throw a gem.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
Has anyone ever hit a homer and thrown...that before?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Is the no-hitter still intact?
I can’t remember anything past Felix’s AB.
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
Shut up
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
You will be personally held responsible if he fails
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Show me where that rule applies
in the second inning and i’ll take full responsibility.
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
It applies here
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
I'm still hard.
Fett42 - June 23, 2008
I might have pooped a little.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
For once I am at a complete lack for words
Corco - June 23, 2008
We broke LL for a second for me
Scruffy Lefty - June 23, 2008
USSM is the Bedard of the blogosphere.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Goose - June 23, 2008
I saw it and still don't really believe it.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
ADFHASDLKJFHASIOEUAWWEARK,A90W857K345EFEFASESEI MASE;RIOAWU34RA
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
This is why the DH sucks balls.
JI - June 23, 2008
Wrong.
It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
Agreed.
Teej - June 23, 2008
I am seriously doing cartwheels around my apartment right now
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Wait - so this is you?
(sorry Nola!)
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Oh wow I didn't expect that.
But I literally did one too.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
I had an epiphany..
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
HAHA
ningwers - June 23, 2008
:D
ningwers - June 23, 2008
That was the most excited I've been this year times 1,000,000,000.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
Last time a pitcher hit a GS?
Anybody?
ColbyInBoston - June 23, 2008
about 5 minutes ago
Karma Police - June 23, 2008
Willis did it in 2006
But Felix doesn’t suck ass at pitching.
joof - June 23, 2008
Didn't Mike Hampton do it in like '99 or something?
Souther - June 23, 2008
That was ridiculous
Damn you David Wright
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Can you imagine what Felix player win value will be??
IF he pitches well?
manyoso - June 23, 2008
IF? IF?? More like WHEN...
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Opposite field... with 2 outs... SERIOUSLY
What are the odds?
Boydo - June 23, 2008
And that was his first time facing the mets.
And he hit it out on the first motherfucking pitch he saw.
WOW
Spoomeister - June 23, 2008
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still coming down from that.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
It's all because I have my Felix jersey on.
I knows it.
ColbyInBoston - June 23, 2008
COME ON GAMEDAY
JI - June 23, 2008
FELIX HERNANDEZ
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
That was the first ever HR by a Mariner pitcher
according to Mets broadcast
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
I believe it.
Has an M’s pitcher hit a homer since 97?
Not until today.
ColbyInBoston - June 23, 2008
Paul Abbott hit one in spring training.
That’s it.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez 4, the Mets nothing.
That’s why you are a Hall of Famer Dave, fucking brilliant.
Goose - June 23, 2008
Did you guys hear that?
Felix Hernandez 4
Mets 0
Sweeeeeet.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
HAHA
Dave: Felix Hernandez 4…Mets nothing…
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
I cannot believe I have to leave and stop watching this game.
Aaron Campeau - June 23, 2008
I CANT STOP CUMMING
Robert - June 23, 2008
Arent you at work?
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
OMG I'M SO SORRY!
Goose - June 23, 2008
That goes without saying
Anyone who’s still not in mid-orgasm isn’t a true Mariners fan.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Rec'd.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
THEN START GOING
Gomez - June 23, 2008
Flagged
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Rec'd
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
A ROUTINE FLYOUT IS THE WORST THING SO FAR
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
24 pitches
Pretty nice work
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
I LITERALLY COLLAPSED IN THE MIDDLE OF A SALE
Robert - June 23, 2008
I want to shadow you at work some Felix start or Seahawks game.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
You'd have a good time
it’s really fun watching Robert while at work just bust into a random shouting match with the tv
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
I thought you did nothing there.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Where?
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Things happen on occasion
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
so, how was Dave's call for the slam?
MFAN - June 23, 2008
Spiritural.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
more suprised than anything
I think he thought it was going to be a flyout
Boydo - June 23, 2008
MY VOICE IS VERY HIGH PITCHED
Robert - June 23, 2008
What, it's not baritone with a British accent?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Hahahahahahah
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
I always imagined it was anyway.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Felixmania!
Last start: Strikes out the entire side on 9 pitches.
This start: Hits the most awesome grand slam ever.
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
MY LIFE JUST PEAKED
Robert - June 23, 2008
sad
Scruffy Lefty - June 23, 2008
ENTIRELY NOT SAD
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Indeed.
We all have peaks, he’s just fortunate enough to recognize his. Scrffy’s probably passed unnoticed in a bathroom stall somewhere. Alone.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
You mean this morning?
Scruffy Lefty - June 23, 2008
WRONG
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
LIAR
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Checking in
A Felix grand slam off Johan is harder to fathom than 9/11.
Gomez - June 23, 2008
And is even better!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
It's really not that hard to do something better than 9/11
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
well
exactly.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
He didn't say better,
he said “harder to fathom”.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
Holy shit fucking rec'd hahahahahaha
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Wow....holy fucking adrenaline rush batman
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
I no longer have a reason to live
Corco - June 23, 2008
needy chicks on CL?
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Felix hitting a grand slam has eliminated my desire to seduce women
I am forever completely fulfilled
Corco - June 23, 2008
Your lack of ability eliminated your ability to seduce women
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
NOT THE TIME FELIX
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
I'm the Willie Bloomquist of dating
lots of desire, no ability
Corco - June 23, 2008
I never said I had ability
Corco - June 23, 2008
You shouldn't reveal things about yourself that make this comment a bit hypocritical.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
The embarrassing stories are funnier fodder for LL than the good ones.
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Is that all you view yourself as?
LL Fodder?
I mean it’s a great life but I want more out of it
Corco - June 23, 2008
...
Good luck there
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
I already have more
Corco - June 23, 2008
So, sorry about my lateness,
but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just got LL pulled up.
amanalone11 - June 23, 2008
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MHY LIFE
Robert - June 23, 2008
we need to get you laid tonight
Just add to the excitement
Scruffy Lefty - June 23, 2008
Please don't tell us about it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
With my heart racing I know exactly the opposite of what George Carlin feels right now
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
That is so depraved and indecent
I’m sure he’s smiling on you right now. ;)
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
It's to honor him
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
Bwhahaha
Goose - June 23, 2008
Too soon for anyone but Carlin.
Well done.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
Was that Bedard in the dugout who got really excited? strange to see
Kaorikaze - June 23, 2008
Just saw it on Gameday video
Bedard looked like he went crazy when it happened
JY - June 23, 2008
What an asshole.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
Bad teammate!
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
Selfish bastard.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
He was just jealous
Another reason he is a terrible person contributing to a terrible clubhouse chemistry
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Could you .gif it? I missed it.
Souther - June 23, 2008
LATE
JI - June 23, 2008
I should call Dave Niehaus right now
Fett42 - June 23, 2008
FUCK MY FIRST BORN HE AINT DO SHIT
Robert - June 23, 2008
Speaking of which
Yeah. There’s no way my first born isn’t named Felix at this point. Even if its a girl.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Last time a pitcher hit a grandslam?
Off a pitcher who has won multiple Cy Young awards???
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Just think of the crap he's gonna catch in the clubhouse for giving up a GS to a pitcher.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
I'm so glad I didn't miss this
ningwers - June 23, 2008
That almost makes up for everything we've been through this season
Seriously. All of the shit we’ve had to go through…
FELIX HERNANDEZ JUST HIT A MOTHERFUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA LIKELY ONE OF HIS BOYHOOD IDOLS AND ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. I’m still in ABSOLUTE SHOCK!
manyoso - June 23, 2008
That instantly made this whole season worth it.
When people ask me “Did you watch that awful 2008?” I’ll say “Yep, and I saw Felix hit a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana.”
Goose - June 23, 2008
Raul is making him work
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Or is Johan making Raul work?
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Santana's HR/9
Over 1.5
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Santana's HR/opposing pitcher faced
Probably low
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
not saying it wasn't impressive
just arghj;kfdlsfj dsf d FuCK
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Felix
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Oh, almost Adrian.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Good
A homerun there would only spoil what Felix had done.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Have you seen our bullpen lately?
Let’s just hope Felix goes 9 for the win.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
HURRY UP TINY PIC
JI - June 23, 2008
I think Felix broke gameday.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
I love David Wright
without your temporary fielding ineptness, that would have never happened
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Three fly balls at least at the warning track so far
Of course one out.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
THERE WAS JOHAN AND THERE WAS FELIX AND THERE WAS PEOPLE ON BASE AND THE BALL WENT TO FELIX AND FELIX HIT IT SEVERAL HUNDRED FEET
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
He hit it so far it was out of Citi Field
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
i hate you
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
You can the other two games in the series.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
INFINITE RECS
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
I've never giffed Mariner succes
JI - June 23, 2008
Bedard Smiling?
Scruffy Lefty - June 23, 2008
Insta-rec
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
And Felix's face is on the jumbo screen..perfect!
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
Looks like he guessed high fastball.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
WIN
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
This is just the beta.
JI - June 23, 2008
Correct
I’ll take care of it from here.
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Like hell you will.
JI - June 23, 2008
Mine gets sidebarred
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
What version of cam studio are you using?
JI - June 23, 2008
I mean APE
JI - June 23, 2008
I'm not
AviEdit
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
No wonder yours have more color.
JI - June 23, 2008
I don't see color
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
I only see Felix
Matthew - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BrianL - June 23, 2008
RIGHT CLICK-SAVE IMAGE AS!
Goose - June 23, 2008
Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Felix.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
The King.
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Emperor?
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Deity?
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
God?
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
LATE
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
We should just start with the Felix Hernandez facts
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez is God
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Felix Fact:
On June 23, 2008, Felix was batting against one of the best pitchers on earth and hit a MOTHER FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH JOY.
joof - June 23, 2008
BTW
Just in case anyone was wondering Rick Wise in 1971 picthed a no hitter and hit two home runs in the same game.
I bet if Felix pitched in the NL (and had more AB’s), he would surpass that at least once ;)
OBF - June 23, 2008
How about a grand slam?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Mix and match in the ninth meaning Felix.
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Hopefully.
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
I like life
I like life
Life likes me
Life and I fairly fully agree
Life is fine
Life is good
‘Specially mine, which is just as it should be
I like pouring the wine and why not?
Life’s a pleasure that I deny not
I like life
Here and now
Life and I made a mutual vow
‘Till I die
Life and I
We’ll both try to be better somehow
And if life were a woman
She would be my wife
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
This is almost as good as the last time I remembering my team playing at Shea.
JI - June 23, 2008
I hate you even more
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
I gave you the Endy Chavez gif.
JI - June 23, 2008
That was one of the most single sadess moments of my life
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
It took me about 10 second to figure out what happened but when I did I yelled fuck so loud that the windows rattled.
JI - June 23, 2008
Felix!!
Matthew - June 23, 2008
Can we call him
F Her?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
No
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Bad idea
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
wr9iong
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
No thanks.
Teej - June 23, 2008
Nope
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Eight in a row, Felix. KING. GOD.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
SEXY INNING!
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
GROUNDBALLS!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Wooo grounders!
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
I just realized
There’s a replay of this game later tonight if you want to re-watch or DVR it.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Please let this be true, PLEASE!
Thingray - June 23, 2008
Putting up with this team for this whole miserable season has now been completely worth it
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Agreed in full.
Thank you Felix.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
YOU DID NOT HIT A HOMERUN JOHAN
YOU ARE WORSE THAN FELIX!
Matthew - June 23, 2008
GET HIM A NEW GOD DAMN CONTRACT!!!
ningwers - June 23, 2008
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seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
I WILL KILL PEOPLE IF HE LEAVES
Matthew - June 23, 2008
I WILL KILL PEOPLE IF HE STAYS AND DEMANDS IT OF ME
ningwers - June 23, 2008
Is it just me or has Felix been ruthlessly efficient so far in this game?
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
It's not you.
A lovely outing so far. I can’t stop watching. I’m glad the Rays and Fish are off.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
32 pitches over 3 innings.
One flyball, I believe? Yes, he’s just mowing them down.
Teej - June 23, 2008
I AM SO GLAD I LEFT WORK EARLY!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
I AM SO GLAD I REMAINED AT WORK
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Felix is omnipotent. God calls him God.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Just turned the game on
cool, we’re up 4-0. Wonder how we scored… what the fukclkasvczkxj;zxlkj;lkjasd??A??SADF?
?
Felix is God
ack - June 23, 2008
WHY DID YOU WAIT TO TURN ON THE GAME
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
I had to go walk my neighbor's dog
I figured I could hustle home from work, get that out of the way, and then get to Felix-Johan.
Never. Again.
ack - June 23, 2008
WOOOO FELIX!
Today is a great day!
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
See ya Santana!!!!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH AWESOME
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
OVERLOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!
Goose - June 23, 2008
GRAHAM MAKE A gayRA SO I CAN PUT MY FEELINGS INTO NUMBERS
Robert - June 23, 2008
rec'd!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Infinity billion, you win
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
NOBODY JINX THIS ANYMORE.
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
FELIX!!!!!!!!!
Matthew - June 23, 2008
I'm kinda hoping Felix throws one of those games now
Not gonna say “perfect,” but one where he allows no baserunners over 9 innings
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
joof - June 23, 2008
THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ROMO PLAY
Robert - June 23, 2008
THAT MOMENT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
Robert - June 23, 2008
THAT MOMENT MAY NOW BE #2
Robert - June 23, 2008
Dude I was there for that and this was fucking better
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
almost?!
Better.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
This is way fucking better!!!
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
THAT PLAY WON US A PLAYOFF GAME
Matthew - June 23, 2008
But it's football.
Jed MC - June 23, 2008
BUT ITS ROMO
Robert - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU DONT MAKE ME DEBATE THIS RIGHT NOW
Robert - June 23, 2008
FTW
JI - June 23, 2008
DID NOT INVOLVE FELIX!
joof - June 23, 2008
FELIX>PLAYOFFS
EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING AWESOME AND IT IS THE LOUDEST PLACE I’VE EVER BEEN.
FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
This is better
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
Pay Felix A-Rod money
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
When is Felix up again.. cmon!
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
IF WE HAD TRADED FOR JOHAN INSTEAD OF BEDARD THIS NEVER WOULd HAVE HAPPENED
JI - June 23, 2008
So THIS is what Postive Game Thread Emotion is like.
More, please.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
It sure has been a while.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Feels soooooooooooooooooo good.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
I had forgotten what it was like.
Goose - June 23, 2008
FELIX IS A BETTER DH THAN VIDRO
JI - June 23, 2008
Come to think of it.
All of our pitchers are better DHs than Vidro.
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
I DONT EVEN CARE THAT RICHIE SEXSON SUCKS!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
FELIX IS BETTER THAN YOU RICHIE
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Well we've known that for a while now
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Was that the first GS for the M's this season?
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Hell yes.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Mets have not had one
since ‘06
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Odds Felix goes yard Again?
Boydo - June 23, 2008
Richie Sexson
This a preview for me, because I know the Mets will sign him when the M’s release him.
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
Remember that commercial from the 90s where the Mariners have a team of Ken Griffey Juniors?
We should do that with Felix, because it would be glorious.
joof - June 23, 2008
10 FELIX
5 BELTRE
5 CLEMENT
5 ICHIRO
Matthew - June 23, 2008
This would be extremely awesome.
We could have a rotation of Felix Felix Ichiro Felix Felix
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Ok, so can the AL dump the DH now?
PhilKenSebben - June 23, 2008
But Mr. Hanky will get upset!
lol
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Who are you...?
Souther - June 23, 2008
Please no.
Teej - June 23, 2008
yes yes yes
JI - June 23, 2008
I love that baseball can still surprise the living hell out of you!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER!
manyoso - June 23, 2008
THIS IS THE CEILING
Robert - June 23, 2008
THE JOYGASMS STILL HAVE NOT STOPPED
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
CURRENT WORK PRODUCTIVITY = ZERO
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
I haven't closed LL since the game started
ningwers - June 23, 2008
You normally close LL?
Teej - June 23, 2008
minimized*
ningwers - June 23, 2008
As it should be
ningwers - June 23, 2008
SOMEONE GIVE FELIX A CONTRACT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Cede him the entire state of Washington
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
I hope you don't mind being put on the backburner for the rest of the game, Jeffie
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
I'm pretty sure he understands.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
ALL YOUR JOHANS ARE BELONG TO FELIX
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
I like it. Rec'd.
Souther - June 23, 2008
God damn Felix was calm for what he did there.
Amazing
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Bring Felix back out there
Woo!
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
FGH';LKJHUGYTFRTHJKL;LKHJGFDXFGHJKL
Robert - June 23, 2008
GUESS WHAT I JUST USED TO TYPE THAT
Robert - June 23, 2008
tounge?
JI - June 23, 2008
Aren't you still at work?
Matthew - June 23, 2008
SURPRISE
Robert - June 23, 2008
bahahahaha
Matthew - June 23, 2008
I hope no one ever buys anything at your store.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
With him working there that's a pretty safe hope
ningwers - June 23, 2008
MY GOOFINESS HELPS SELLS THINGS
AND I GIVE OFF THE ILLUSION OF INTELLIGENCE
Robert - June 23, 2008
Please tell me it wasn't your wang...
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Colon
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Why would he use an obese pitcher?
joof - June 23, 2008
Elbows?
Souther - June 23, 2008
Knowing our FO, it won't be long before we start giving Felix reps @ 1B
Boydo - June 23, 2008
HAHAHAHA
ALREADY UPDATED FELIX WIKI!!!!
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
Awesome
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
There we go. Thank you.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Try "motherloving" or something.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Needs more GTE.
Souther - June 23, 2008
EL CARTUELA!!
Matthew - June 23, 2008
OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY WIFE
BUT CAN NOT TURN MY EYES AWAY LEST FELIX DECIDES THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE BIG ENOUGH LEAD!!!!
manyoso - June 23, 2008
Ever hear of radio?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Ever hear of radio?
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
One more.. just for extra emphasis
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Not everyone lives in Seattle.
Teej - June 23, 2008
FUCK MOTHERFUCKER
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Nooooooooooooo
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
shit shit shit
JI - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOO
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Noooooooooooooooo!
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
error error error
JI - June 23, 2008
Whatever
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
argh
ERROR
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
Guh.. Oh well - now we see how well Clement can throw
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Nice hit, pussy.
Teej - June 23, 2008
I really can't imagine the Mets scoring any runs
but we do have Endy Chavez in the lineup, so I guess anything is possible
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
My submitted headline to Fark.
“Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez hits a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana for his first career homer. All Hail the King.”
Goose - June 23, 2008
I blame the people in the first thread that JINXED this
You know who you are.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
String 'em up!
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Heretics.
Souther - June 23, 2008
CHANGE THAT TO AN ERROR
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
YEAHHHHHHH
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
FELIX!!!!
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
STILL FACED THE MINIMUM
JI - June 23, 2008
Still on pace for only 27 AB's though
OBF - June 23, 2008
AHAHAHA
STILL FUCKING PERFECT IN MY BOOK
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Well the game is ruined now
dammit.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
ummm...no
Alaska - June 23, 2008
I will still settle for a shutout and be fucking ecstatic.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
W/ the mininum number of batters.
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Still facing the minimum!
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
10-1 GO to FO
for Felix.
bluemax - June 23, 2008
I HAVE THROUGHLY DEBATED THIS AND I AM NOW SAVING MY SELF FOR FELIX
Robert - June 23, 2008
Bad day for Mr. Wright so far.
Teej - June 23, 2008
They cut off with "Felix Hernandez leads"
Which pretty much sums it up.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Fuck
I lose my connection, and he gives up the no-no
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
hahahahaha, suck it Wright
MFAN - June 23, 2008
Felix, you are my God
seattlebruin - June 23, 2008
He's everyone's god
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
!!!XILEF
Matthew - June 23, 2008
38 pitches
There’s a sign
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Yeah, WILLIE
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
Fuck yeah 2 more
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
FELIX CANT SURPRISE SEX ME IF IM WANTING IT
Robert - June 23, 2008
HE ALSO CAN"T SURPRISE SEX YOU BECAUSE HE"S ALREADY GOING TO BE SEXING ME
joof - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU TO A INCH OF YOUR KILL LEVEL
Robert - June 23, 2008
KILL LEVEL?
HAHAHAHAHA
ningwers - June 23, 2008
He's enough man to surprise sex the both of you
ningwers - June 23, 2008
Why would he want a squirrel's sloppy seconds when he can have me?
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Bizzaro Bloomquist is still in the house.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHA
look at that replay!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
LET HIM SWING!
Goose - June 23, 2008
Those are boos of love, Felix.
Boos of love.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
boos of envy
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Fuck Willie, I want to see Felix swing again.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
LET HIM SWING
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
ALL THAT REMAINS OF MY HEAD IS HAPPINESS AND SEMEN
Robert - June 23, 2008
Bloomquist with a single
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Felix has more extra base-hits than Willie this year, right?
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
Yessssir
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Uggh fuck you WFB
Should have gotten out like normal
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Felix really is good at everything.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Hah. Almost safe on a bunt.
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
Felix lets the Mets have a pity out
What a nice guy.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Okay, successful bunt.
Good job, Felix.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Actually, it might be ok, it keeps his OPS at 5.000 right?
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
4.500
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
Oh fuck you then Princess Willie.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Nah not the SH
SF would have affect on obp
Schuxu - June 23, 2008
bunts don't count against OBP
JI - June 23, 2008
I always thought sacs of any sort counted against OBP, not AVG.
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Just sac flies.
JI - June 23, 2008
good job Willie, hog all the fucking glory
MFAN - June 23, 2008
And he can bunt, too
ack - June 23, 2008
Damnit Ichiro!
C’mon…turn it on.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
On the ground Ichiro
hit the ball on the ground.
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
Trade Ichiro
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
As far as amazing feats go, this has been one awesome year for Felix Hernandez.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT WRITING IN CAPS
Robert - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU I HAD A FRIEND DIE IN CAPS
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
If it was an Angels cap he probably deserved it
ningwers - June 23, 2008
I WILL KILL MYSELF AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS GAME
Robert - June 23, 2008
MAKE IT SEPPUKU.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I WILL PUSH YOU INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
I MEAN, WHAT
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Girl texts me after GTE leak/explosion:
“because of a baseball play? well you and felix will be very happy together. bye.”
My reply?:
“Stfu. Felix is christ.”
All that needed to be said there. Needless, I am not putting up with her shenanigans anymore.
Souther - June 23, 2008
KILL HER DEAD
Robert - June 23, 2008
Two overreactions are always better than one.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
Please sidebar this or the gameday picture so we can have it forever.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Needs more resolution.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Looks fine to me.
JI - June 23, 2008
God it's too beautiful for human eyes
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Ichiro doesn't like being overshadowed.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Loafie!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Now he's safe at second!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
That was a gritty slide.
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
WOO LOAFIE
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Lopez wooooo
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
The good thing about that run
Is that now the national commentators can’t say that Felix was the only contributor to our win, and that someone that good needs to play on the east coast.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
5-0 Mariners!
Remember, you’re playing the Mets.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
You are retarded.
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Goose - June 23, 2008
I KNOW
JI - June 23, 2008
WHAT?!?
j/k
Thingray - June 23, 2008
Kill Ibanez
kentroyals5 - June 23, 2008
NEW THREAD UP YA QUEERS
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
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Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
homophobe
JI - June 23, 2008
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