IF ANY OF YOU ALLOWS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF A HIT, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU, YOUR FAMILES, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER EVER HELD CLOSE TO YOUR HEART WILL SUFFER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!
not sure on the rule here, 2 balls means a walk gets cahrged to felix, not sure on the K rule. might this batter be charged to felix and thus if retired, make him eligble for win?
EXISTANCE WILL FOREVER BE OF MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR YOU, YOUR ANCESTORS, AND ALL THOSE WHO WILL EVER COME AFTER YOU. YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT THE END. THE END!
Not enough Awesome!
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
YESY YES YES YEYS YES YES YES
Robert - June 23, 2008
Thread of awesomeness GO!!!!
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
THIS IS LIKE THE VIDRO TRADE IN REVERSE
Robert - June 23, 2008
AT 88 MPH
Robert - June 23, 2008
With 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity
and a flux capacitor
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
What?
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
Back to the future duh
joof - June 23, 2008
EPIC FAIL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
ITS NOT YOU ROBERT, ITS YOUR AND FELIX'S KIDS!
PhilKenSebben - June 23, 2008
I WANT TO TOUNGE FUCK THEM ALL
Robert - June 23, 2008
PERHAPS I SHOULDNT SAY THE THINGS THAT I FEEL
Robert - June 23, 2008
YOU SHOULD FEEL THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Ambiguously Gay Robert
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
I AM VERY GAY RIGHT NOW
Robert - June 23, 2008
More like the HoRam trade in reverse
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
Why did i play them all at the same time?
PhilKenSebben - June 23, 2008
BECAUSE AWESOME
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Playing all five at once is like a symphony of awesomeness
Sports on a Schtick - June 23, 2008
Also a little freaky.
I think there’s a subliminal message in there somewhere.
Thingray - June 23, 2008
I LOVE THIS TEAM (today)
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
I'm playing all five at the same time and it sounds like I'm on acid.
JI - June 23, 2008
A ray of sunshine.
That’s what my world is right now.
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
Goose - June 23, 2008
i can haz grandslam?
SeattlesFinest - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
This brings back bad memories.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
He's got a nice sig, though.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I PLAYED ALL FIVE SONGS
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
If there isn't a fucking crown waiting in Felix's locker after the game, Ima shank someone.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
My gf is bothered by my dancing to Sunshine Lollypops
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Put your pants back on
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Denied
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
Shouldn't be, I've been dancing to it non stop.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Are you a grown man?
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT!
IT’S KING FELIX TIME!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Why do you have a girlfriend when you can have a Felixfriend?
joof - June 23, 2008
I think anybody would be bothered by a grown man dancing to this
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER SHE IS SMART
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
She just saw my comment and requested me to add
that she wasn’t bothered by the dancing so much as she was confused why the song was playing.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
SHE SHOULD KNOW BETTER SRHE IS SMART
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
FUCK SHE
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Are we ever going to talk about the game again or is it going to be all about King Felix's GS?
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
SEASON > GAME
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Goose - June 23, 2008
I AM PLAYING ALL FIVE OF THESE SIMULTANEOUSLY
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
just tried that... reminded me of a bit of a horror movie.
mark sobba - June 23, 2008
Nooooooooo
BrianL - June 23, 2008
GLOVE ON A STICK
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
I highly recommend playing all 5 clips at the same time
While looking at the boxscore – better than porn.
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
YESSS
Classic GIF
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
RAUL GIF ALERT! RAUL GIF ALERT!
ThundaPC - June 23, 2008
This game is seriously turning into a three hour orgasm.
lyleleander - June 23, 2008
2 hours.
As if Felix will need 3 hours.
Nick S - June 23, 2008
HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Raul WTF?
Alaska - June 23, 2008
GIF!
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
Jesus Raul sucks at baseball.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
Dammit
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
No replay? fuck you FSN
JI - June 23, 2008
I MIGHT NEED A TIME OUT
Robert - June 23, 2008
Reload on the Mountain Dew and lunchables
Fuzz - June 23, 2008
CANT STOP WONT STOP
Robert - June 23, 2008
Go back to grounders Felix.
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
It's not Felix's fault
he’s stuck with a LF with the range of a silver dollar and an arm like a noodle.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
Fuck, we need strikeouts now.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
WTF Jeffie
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
Ugh here comes the lost shutout.
Souther - June 23, 2008
END Y OU
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Don't worry, the baseball gods can't hear reverse psychology.
Souther - June 23, 2008
SLOW ARM
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
high cheeze pleeze
SeattlesFinest - June 23, 2008
Subject Line
Use it.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
JI, get on it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
Yes dear.
JI - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
Love that "Damn chop." will live on forever in this pic
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
me too
JI - June 23, 2008
It must.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
And spell things correctly
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO MORE FASTBALLS COCK BLOWERS
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
K!!!!
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
SUCK ON THAT NIXON
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
ITS THE FIFTH INNING ALREADY HOLY SHIT FELIX JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM
JI - June 23, 2008
XILEF!!!!!!
Matthew - June 23, 2008
FAIL
exclaimation points on the wrong side
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
SPANISH
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
SORT OF
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
PERMACAPS ENGAGED?
Nick S - June 23, 2008
FOR A BIT
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
NIXON JUST GOT IMPEACHED!
Goose - June 23, 2008
I'm sorry.
Goose - June 23, 2008
THANK YOU LFOJL
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
And he Trots back to the dugout
Nick S - June 23, 2008
Miss.
Souther - June 23, 2008
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
KK!!
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
YES FUCKING YES! LET ME HAVE YOUR MANBABIES!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
LICK ME RAW
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Keith Hernandez
You are a dummy.
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
huh?
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
what the hell?
MFAN - June 23, 2008
The Mets have the worst mugshots in the majors
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
Has anyone noticed how much Willie Ballgame is improving? He's at a .265 now, much higher than Sexson and Beltre!
Alaska - June 23, 2008
He should start!
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
No.
Even if he turns into Rich Amaral, that makes him a useful bench player instead of a 25th man, not a starter.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
If onl;y he had and ISO of betterr than zero.
JI - June 23, 2008
in Willie's defense
he might be better than Sexson
MFAN - June 23, 2008
NO
Souther - June 23, 2008
FUCK SHIT COCK MOTHERFUCKER
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
I MAY IMPREGNATE THE NEXT THING TO WALK THROUGH MY DOOR
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
BOO
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goose - June 23, 2008
thatll do
:-(
SeattlesFinest - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
NOOOOO
BrianL - June 23, 2008
NO NONO
BAD FELIX
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
That blows.
JI - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
oh shit
PhilKenSebben - June 23, 2008
PLEASE NO GOD NO.
Souther - June 23, 2008
MURDER BELTRAN!
KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY!
Goose - June 23, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK
Alaska - June 23, 2008
WHY AM I SHOCKED THAT AFTER SOMETHING GOOD
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS
FUCK YOU LIFE FUCK YOU
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Nick S - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU CLEMENT SLOW BODY
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
Oh no.
Teej - June 23, 2008
FUUUUUUUUCK
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
joof - June 23, 2008
NOOOOO
ralphie81 - June 23, 2008
NOOO
krb - June 23, 2008
fuck that
SeattlesFinest - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
GODDAMMIT
This as my father is saying that we absolutely must trade Felix for prospects
Corco - June 23, 2008
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CHEERING FOR YOU FAGGOT BRUTES
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
So......
Am I the only person to play all 5 of the “songs” in this Jeff’s post at the same time? I feel like I was on shrooms.
And oh my god….best game ever to worst game ever in 2.5 seconds.
PLU Tim - June 23, 2008
See earlier in the thread.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I WANT BELTRAN'S HEAD ON A STICK!
AND THE HEADS OF HIS ANCESTORS!
Goose - June 23, 2008
*watches*
Agreed. Bean him right in the fucking head.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
I'm GOING TO EAT CARLOS BELTRAN
Corco - June 23, 2008
I'll cook him up for you >:(
ningwers - June 23, 2008
THIS IS WHERE MY LIFE ENDS MY FRIENDS
Robert - June 23, 2008
We need to 9/11 shea
Just get Felix out
Graham MacAree - June 23, 2008
*throws up*
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
Hahaha
The Mariners are so fucking classic this year.
robrun2 - June 23, 2008
Just when I thought the season couldn't get any worse....
Alaska - June 23, 2008
Oh jesus
I am scared to read the reactions here.. Fuck fuck fuck I am sure is at the top of the list
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
CARLOS BELTRAN YOU WILL DIE
Robert - June 23, 2008
We go from so high to so low.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
INJURY DELAY?
Felix? :(
bluemax - June 23, 2008
I'm sick to my fucking stomach.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU
Robert - June 23, 2008
WHY
ack - June 23, 2008
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
ERASE BELTRAN FROM EXISTANCE!
Goose - June 23, 2008
WE WILL ALL HUNT HIM DOWN.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SeattlesFinest - June 23, 2008
I WILL EVEN TEAM UP WITH ARTHUR RHODES IN WE WILL HAVE SEX ON YOUR CORPSE
Robert - June 23, 2008
Honestly, I can't blame Carlos too much
And I hate to blame Clement, because I love him, but learn to catch a ball.
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
Beltran is going down
You don’t fucking spike a pitcher who doesn’t even have the ball.
robrun2 - June 23, 2008
umm
he did nothing wrong
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
He hurt God.
He must die.
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
DIE IN A FIRE
Goose - June 23, 2008
GTE
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
STABSTABSTABSATBS
redwolf75 - June 23, 2008
Take him out.
Souther - June 23, 2008
No, god no
Why?!
BrianL - June 23, 2008
GHSFJHLFLHLDSF
Goose - June 23, 2008
FUCKING HELL
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
Damn...
I love that Felix wants to stay in to get the win. But he’s got to be done
Mariner Optimist - June 23, 2008
NOOOOOO
FELIX!!!
wwbaker3 - June 23, 2008
please god
wwbaker3 - June 23, 2008
FUCK THE NEW YORK METS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
Corco - June 23, 2008
I WILL CHEW ON EVERY LAST FIBER OF YOUR BODY BELTRAN
I WILL CHEW YOU DEAD
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO GOD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Goose - June 23, 2008
WHY DOES GOD FUCKING HATE US
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG :(
FEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Corco - June 23, 2008
I think I'm going to cry...
And I don’t think I’m the only one.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
I'm with you
Corco - June 23, 2008
I'm numb.
seattlesundevil - June 23, 2008
I am crying and vomiting.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I feel hollow inside
ningwers - June 23, 2008
This is the worst day of my life
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
:(((((((((((((((((((((((
Corco - June 23, 2008
fuck you New York
MFAN - June 23, 2008
This is the worst fucking day ever.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
I hate Beltran even more than I used too.
JI - June 23, 2008
I'm going to the game on Wednesday
I will shoot Beltran in the hear with an arrow.
robrun2 - June 23, 2008
He wants that fucking win
ack - June 23, 2008
What the fuck did we do to fucking deserve this shit?!?
ningwers - June 23, 2008
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!!!
Get Felix the fucking win
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
YOUR WIFE IS A DEAD
Robert - June 23, 2008
This is comparable to Dennis Dixon.
Souther - June 23, 2008
EXCEPT IN REVERSE AT A 166 MPH
Robert - June 23, 2008
Except the M's aren't winning a championship.
robrun2 - June 23, 2008
sorry
in deference to your loss, I am out of here
JohnPeterson - June 23, 2008
I can't even watch the rest of your game
Corco - June 23, 2008
Felix can't even get a fucking win now.
Fuck you Beltran. You’re going straight to hell.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Carlos Beltran is a scared little wienie bitch
JI - June 23, 2008
Its like the damn Soriano game all over again
krb - June 23, 2008
Gin time.
Teej - June 23, 2008
This is BULLSHIT
Happybelly - June 23, 2008
YOU HAD BETTER BE PERFECT BULLPEN!
IF ANY OF YOU ALLOWS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF A HIT, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU, YOUR FAMILES, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER EVER HELD CLOSE TO YOUR HEART WILL SUFFER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!
Goose - June 23, 2008
yep
Corco - June 23, 2008
Doesn't matter, Felix can't get a win anyway.
Schuxu - June 23, 2008
This is a bad dream
OlSalty - June 23, 2008
Worse than any I've ever seen.
Souther - June 23, 2008
Welcome to the 2008 Season :(
ningwers - June 23, 2008
On the plus side, now we can root for a loss.
JI - June 23, 2008
No, gotta get him the win.
Souther - June 23, 2008
He can't get a win.
JI - June 23, 2008
Er wait nvm that.
Souther - June 23, 2008
I think this is the one time that won't help.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 23, 2008
I WILL GIVE AWAY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION IN A CHAT ROOM
Robert - June 23, 2008
He can't get the win now, can he?
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
No, he didn't make it through five goddammit.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Wrong
Since he’s out in the middle of an at-bat, this at-bat counts toward his outing.
If Corcoran gets him out, Felix will be in-line for the win.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
one strike from a win.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UAKDFHAEKUF EQBKFBQEUKFBQOEUFBOQEBBBB#ROY*#ORY#HR
Matthew - June 23, 2008
If Corcoran gets this one out, it will be Hernandez's.
And he’ll still be in line for a win.
Orlando Rays - June 23, 2008
I don't think so.
Souther - June 23, 2008
This sucks, but Beltran will get his.
I’d be making sure Rhodes was in the game when Beltran’s at the plate.
eponymous_coward - June 23, 2008
Beltran would get drilled in the ribs every PA from now on.
I’m counting tomorrow and wednesday as well.
EVERY. TIME.
Matthew - June 23, 2008
JI - June 23, 2008
why would he slide with his cleats up, when Felix doesnt even have the damn ball??
MFAN - June 23, 2008
He's trying to avoid the tag.
JI - June 23, 2008
Because he's a motherfucker
Katal LM - June 23, 2008
He was just sliding.
Smegmalicious - June 23, 2008
FLAGGED
Nick S - June 23, 2008
flagged for flagging
JI - June 23, 2008
ADBLOCK ADBLOCK ADBLOCK.
And flag.
Souther - June 23, 2008
In the words of Crash "Fuck this Fucking game!"
mark sobba - June 23, 2008
Who gets credit for the next batter since Felix left?
ack - June 23, 2008
actually...
not sure on the rule here, 2 balls means a walk gets cahrged to felix, not sure on the K rule. might this batter be charged to felix and thus if retired, make him eligble for win?
Matthew - June 23, 2008
Corcoran
only if he walks him but inheritated a bad count Felix would get the BB
Schuxu - June 23, 2008
THROW AT BELTRAN'S FUCKING HEAD
BrettJMiller - June 23, 2008
I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I CAN TAKE OUT SO MANY MORE PEOPLE IN A EXPLOSION
Robert - June 23, 2008
FUCK
god dammit
thenatural - June 23, 2008
I AM SEEING DARK SPOTS IN MY VISION
Robert - June 23, 2008
Corco, if you walk this batter you are dead.
You are fucking dead.
BrianL - June 23, 2008
Beltran better get pegged in the head, and then Clement tackles him from behind and beats the shit out of him.
Dies Irae - June 23, 2008
YOUR WORLD WILL COME TO END CARLOS BELTRAN.
EXISTANCE WILL FOREVER BE OF MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR YOU, YOUR ANCESTORS, AND ALL THOSE WHO WILL EVER COME AFTER YOU. YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT THE END. THE END!
Goose - June 23, 2008
NEW GAME THREAD UP
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
Jeff Sullivan - June 23, 2008
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