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Felix's Update

Keep in mind that it's very very early. You need to give these things a day or two to see if swelling was hiding anything or the like.

That being said, the word currently is a slight sprain. A negative x-ray and Felix is talking like he won't miss a start. However, the team would be crazy not to skip at least once just to be safe, but for now they are dismissing the need to use the DL as an option.

And as a possible sunny side effect, with Bedard needing to miss a start as well, we could be close to seeing our favorite pitcher with a hyphenated last name get a start.

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“I told you so” concerning our collective reaction during the game threads will have their comments flagged and deleted.

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I endorse this policy.
I support this policy.

Vote Matthew

I endorse a similar polocy that is slightly diffrent

JI/Robert in 09

The spelling was prettier in Matthew's post.
That is indeed slightly diffrent to the J/M/G policy
Wait, you're mocking me!
I would never do such a thng
That's good to know.
....wait...
That makes like 200 warnings for me now

Jesus I’ve never been banned, even for 15 minutes. What gives?

Not that I’m trying to get banned mind you, but nevertheless.

It was still an awesome Felix day

He hit a grand fucking slam, and pitched 4 2/3 of excellent ball. Not a bad day at the office.

Oh fuck yes. So now we can talk about what the good.

GRAND SLAM! FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A FUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA TODAY!

I KNOW WASN'T IT FUCKING AMAZING!?
Since Felix is heatlhy, I can confidentally say that holy shit that was the most amazing part of any game I've seen ever.
He should get a win for almost pitching 5, but kicking ass. Make a 'King Felix' rule!
Personally, I've always throught the 5IP by a starter to qualify for a win was a stupid rule.

Just me, though.

Stupid indeed.

Especially considering the guy who comes in after him can go fewer innings and get that same win.

And pitched much, much worse.
But then again, Wins don't tell anything about how good a pitcher is

So it really doesn’t matter.

Sometimes it's nice to give a pitcher a reward for doing a good job.

Felix pitched well until the ankle turn.

Felix cares about wins

That is important.

FIRST PITCH GRAND SLAM HOLY SHIT FELIX IS JESUS
Felix all smiles in the post-game.

D’aaawwww

You want to give him a big hug, the wonderful lug.
Small ray for Jeff:

Possibly move Bedard to Sunday. if not RRS.

Also acceptable given the circumstances.

Just please no Wash, Silva or Batista. This is the only M’s game I’m going to see this year, and that would really kill my buzz.

It sounds like it's either going to be Bedard or Hyphen.
Sweetness.
Okay, now I'm hearing other things from the FSN crew.

Jeff, you might be seeing Bedard on Sunday.

I hear a lot of things from the FSN crew

They couldn’t find their own asses if you goosed them.

I didn't know solid gold could sprain.
That is terrific news

Sadly this more than likely means no Felix/Peavy, I think at the very least they’re going to push his start back a few days.

Carlos beltran's wife and children

just came out from the cellar, still pretty spooked but very relieved.

Now is the perfect time to strike
EnglishMariner is there and surely willing to die gloriously for the cause
He better

as a non-American he would be sent to gitmo

The end is still near for them

Even better than Gabriel's Internet Fuckwad theory.
I'm worried

Felix won’t be good Felix when he comes back.

Maybe we'll get lucky and his ankle will only slightly bother him when he throws numerous fastballs in a row.
Remember when Beltre had ankle problems?
All I remember is that he wasn't stealing bases.

So, nothing’s changed.

Not what I meant
Are you telling me I should curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep?

I have no problem doing that.

No he's saying you should do the opposite
Remember that one time Felix hit that first pitch grand slam off of that Cy Young winning pitcher?

That was awesome.

I wet myself with glee.
Oh, and by the way, I still hope Carlos Beltran gets Carlos Beltran's Disease
YES

now, is it genetic or viral?

So wait,

And as a possible sunny side effect…we could be close to seeing our favorite pitcher with a hyphenated last name get a start.

Austin Bibens-Dirkx is now a starter…?

Now that we know it isn't that serious

Let’s enjoy the most amazing Mariner moment in recent memory some more.

This deserves a smoother GIF. But also did you notice Bedard there jumping around in the dugout?

I THOUGHT HE WASN’T A TEAM PLAYER DOOD???

That, combined with him saying 'hi' to media means.

Bedard’s getting comfortable w/the M’s I guess that means he’ll be traded? Whatever…

How did Fatty McFatty hurt himself?

Wasn’t watching the game.

Treading on perilously thin ice here.

But he rushed to cover home on a wild pitch and Beltran (scoring from third) spiked him in his left ankle.

Fatty? McFatty?

Seriously?

Vidro didn't play this game. I don't know what you're talking about.
That was Coach's orginal name for him

Either that or King Fatface

Just rewatched The Slam again. Maybe the best part of it all is the wink Felix gives the camera afterwards.
Arrrgh avi edit is chopping off the wink for some rerason
HD gifs!

Geewiz that was exciting
Felix seemed to be in pretty good spirits while talking with Drayer on the radio postgame show.

Yay Felix is happy!

Haha...

Painkillers are nice.

This made my holiday to NYC all the more worthwhile.

That was just so fucking amazing. I just couldn’t stop smirking until the injury. In fact, maybe the injury was a good thing as it saved me from getting punched in the face by Queens finest.

That just totally made my holiday.

Bring on Dickey and Batista! Erm, maybe I’ll get an early flight home…

Shame to see so few M's fans at Shea.

There seemed to be more Reds fans than Mariners. I didn’t like celebrating such a great moment on my own!

Did you shank Beltran?

Please tell us you shanked Beltran.

Youtube goodness!

Now with a link!

Link

Thank you sir

This is lots of fun.

Hey live updating stoped working.
LIES!
I assume you shanked Beltran.
Still works for me.
cards fan here

i havent seen the play where felix was hurt yet, but did it seem as bad as pujols taking out the san diego catcher? cause i believe that guy is still out

by the way, all you guys are crazy, (but in a good way, you know baseball crazy) loved reading your posts, i know i would feel the same way if pujols got hurt by another player

As much as the Cardinals are awesome and we appreciate the setiment

We kindy ask you use the shift key.

Thanks for covering for me today.
Sorry about that

It is a Viva El Birdos thing, our leader never uses capital letters, so I don’t either as an homage.

I have now seen that play where Felix was hurt, and from how it looked to me, it was minor compared to the Padres catcher. Hope that may make you guys feel a little better.

Oh, by the way, nice grand slam!!!

I know.
I feel your pain

My hate speak matched what I was saying in real life
Ugh,

Can nothing be perfect this can it?

Whatever, FELIX GRAND SLAM FTW!

OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!
Hmmm....not sure how the "this" got in there....
Advice: don't read what other blogs have to say about us

Anyone who doesn’t understand the way we reacted this afternoon is not a good fan of baseball.

Auto refresh is still sucking

also, I am trying to get the wink to play at a slow speed but it is a slow go. I completely expect to be owned.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the intro to Game Thread IV.
I swear we're not the crazy ones
Which other blogs?
Who thinks we're crazy? Come on, a vast amount of it was parodic anyway. The whole "all caps all the time, even hours later?"

Come on, these people are humor impaired if they don’t realize we’re all having a blow.

VEB doesn't know how to have fun
You don't know the half of it.
I wouldn't want to
I tried to game thread there one weekend.

The front page is useful, but they’re too polite(?) to tell people they’re flat out wrong.

Telling someone they're wrong is more polite than letting someone continue to be wrong
I think we may have found your epitaph, Graham
Graham should put in his will that he will be cremated and then a monument erected in

a cemetery reading:

Here lies Graham.
XXXX-XXXX
Wrong

wr9iong
Only if he dies from binge drinking gin
It sure produces better results.
Also I assume you have given up of the Felix gifs

so I claim victory.

Actually no, the site's just having a temporary problem with uploads
tiny pic motherfucker
Also, when is the SBN court martial?
I know we can flag comments, but is there a way to flag a blog? Whoever that Jeff guy is doesn’t deserve to be part of SBNation. At least if I was in charge of SBNation, or simply had a blog of my own on this network, I would be embarrased by that. Every blog here is on a network linked to one another therefore that is a negative reflection on the network as a whole. That blog is an embarrasment.
Also, I will be very sad if I win this gif off.
Ooh ooh can we have a feud with another blog?

HH doesn’t count.

No, llbros is good people.
I'm embarrassed to part of a network

that has blog with commenters who wouldn’t react emotionally if Albert Pujols went down with an injury.

Their lack of understanding about what sports as an escape is to many people is a negative reflection upon those of us that do empathize with those feelings.

I think they just don't like swears.
Wow those people really and truly don't understand sports
I'm proud of us. Today was like the Lookout Landing of old.

GTE, after being sadly absent, made a glorious glorious return. I was amazingly joyful, blindlingly angry, and I laughed my ass off through it all.

It was a fantastic thread, the likes of which we haven’t had around here in a while.

Thank you Felix. Thank you for reminding me why this places kicks so much ass.

Busted ankle or grand slam

I’m just happy to feel feelings again.

Damn straight.

Also, I think I realized that no matter what, the Mariners(or at least Felix) will ALWAYS been #1 in my heart.

The DBacks and Danny Haren beat the Red Sox on ESPN, and I barely even cared. And while Micah’s homers and hitting are awesome, my emotional reaction to those were completely dwarfed when it comes to Felix’s Grand Slam.

We learned a lot about ourselves today.

Let us all sit around the campfire and sing songs of unity.

A fan of a team that won the World Championship in 2006 said:
not to pat our own backs, but if any fans deserve to be inappropriate, it’s us here at VEB.

I guess he’s referring to their blog-wide ass-mite infestation.

I'm not sure what that's about

the Cardinals are having one of the greatest seasons I can recall. They were a 70 win team on paper in ST, now they look like a legit 90 win team.

Cardinals fans = Baseball Furries with Asperger's Syndrome

No one understands their pain!

Hey now.

Just because they don’t post at SBN…

I'M FLAGGING CARDINALS FANS
I haven't felt this kind of GTE since game three of the season...
That really got out of hand, didn't it?

Graham killed a guy!

The GTE was so intense

Graham managed to set aside his obsession with Jeffie to shower Felix with love.

I love stupid people. :)
Whenever I read comments on other SBN blogs, it makes me glad I'm and M's fan and get this place.
LL : Dirk Diggler :: The rest of SBN : The Colonel James
DRaysBay : Reed Rothchild
It's occurred to me I'm not very good at inter-blog relations
If other blogs don't like this place, then they aren't worth dealing with anyways.
I wasn't complaining
LL: we're smart enough to be funny.
Yeah, USSM sucks!!!

Wait, who were you talking about?

You seem to get along well with DRB
On another note:

I hope RRS gets a start. I think he deserves a chance to see if he can do it. I know he’s always been a flyball guy, but he’s been a big strike out guy too. Of course, this year his Ks have been down and his walks have been up, but last year and through the minors he was a big strike out guy. Maybe when Morrow’s healthy, he and Brandon can get stretched out together. How bout a game where they each throw fifty pitches or something. It’ll be like Philipe and Hume in the minors.

Austin Bibens-Dirkx is starting?

Oh…wait…

LATE...Damn I should really read the threads before commenting.
And use more reply.
X-rays were negative and Hernandez expects to make his next scheduled start.

"Sure, I’ll be there," he said.

Gleeee!

Felix, I heart you.

Felix wants Jake Peavy.
Not wanting Peavy is wrong.
Euphoria ---> Despair should not happen that quickly.
One more try:

God damn computer

Stop making my songs skip when I load a new page.

ESPN's bottom line is reporting that Felix is expected to make his next start

don’t know if any of the local outlets are reporting this

LATE

See above

Mine says ESPN, not reporting from same outlet

therefore, not late

I should've read this thread before reading the gamethread.
So...does that gamethread deserve early nomination for the LL Hall of Fame?

I say yes.

Lets come back to it in a few months and see how we feel.
On the draft and follow list for sure.
Good call.
I've have a feeling I will be inducting it though.

Rarely do we go from euphoria to a complete kick in the balls in the span of a few innings.

But in the end, I think we're all feeling pretty good about ourselves.

You know why?

BECAUSE FELIX HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!

Best thing i have seen in a while

that involved baseball, and the mariners

I think the big qualifier here is "as long as Felix is okay."
And thankfully, early indications are showing he's okay.
The worst .gif of all time

WHAT THE HELL IS THE LAST .2 SECONDS???
The worst .gif of all time
I will follow this with the best .gif of all time

It's... It's... so big.
I think I'm going to wink at someone tomorrow

Felix is bringing it back

I had no idea avi edit could to gifs until today.
Even his wink is perfection.
WHY WOULd YOU EVEN MAKE SUCH A THING???
To make the wink look even better
whatever
We need a gif of just the wink.
owned
My perfect homerun gif would have had the wink in slow motion (possibly with added twinkle)

but it didn’t work out.

Best owning ever.
I love Johan's reaction.

He knows it’s gone.

Get ready Mets, you will pay 100-fold for spiking Felix

Is there a late-breaking Felix update?

Is he going to start in SD?

Felix claims he will.

I’m not so sure. I think they’ll shuffle the rotation to push his start back a few days.

I have bought a NY newspapers with a picture of Felix celebrating on the back cover.

I intend to frame it and one day get it signed from the man himself and put it on my wall as a shrine to The King.

I swear he looked straight at me when he was warming up
Death threats

I seem to be in the minority here, but I was appalled by the death threats against Beltran on this site following the injury to Felix. I understand that we all especially love Felix, not only because he’s awesome, but because he’s practically the only Mariner worth watching this year. I also understand that him getting injured is our worst collective nightmare. That said, death threats, even ones obviously made in jest, are simply unacceptable in this day and age. You never know what crazy person you may be unintentionally inspiring. I’d like to further point out that the USS Mariner site loves Felix too, but there was no negative commentary against Beltran, let alone threats, on that site; everyone knew it was just a stupid accident. I think your people need to think a little more carefully about the example you’re presenting to the public.

I find the fact that you joined LL just to post this hilarious
Shame on you for putting ideas in my mind
You wouldn't like my scenario for what should happen to Carlos Beltran

The one that doesn’t entail him becoming a Mariner.

Crazy people can be inspired by anything and everything

they’re crazy

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