Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.
However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?
I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.
Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.
But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.
None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.
But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.
I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.
And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.
Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.
As opposed to having tentacles on everything, we have no hold on anything?
I have no faith in people to seek out and understand the superior argument. What do I care whether they sign a damn petition? I just want to share my thoughts with like-minded people.
My whole purpose here is to educate you that it is the Mets sucking, and not the Mariners ruling, that has brought about the events of the day. Why won’ t you listen? Has the whole world gone CRAZY?
In the offseason I kept trying to compare the Mets’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent with the Mariners’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent. I wrote that acquiring Santana was not a mistake akin to acquiring Bedard, but it was still short-term thinking that would cost the Mets. Did anyone listen? They were like, “The Mariners? Don’t they play in Vancouver or something? Who the fuck cares?”
And I would bet lots of money that the next pitcher called up will be he and not Carlos Muniz, the most deserving (but alas, under 30 and not an Expos veteran).
My favorite part of this game is that even you guys recognize that Runge is an ass, even when the person getting fucked by him was Beltran, who was dead to you yesterday.
By the way, Jerry Manuel now has been ejected more times as manager than Willie Randolph in his entire time with the Mets. Not including earlier this year when the umpires overruled a Delgado home run, when Manuel, not Randolph was ejected.
There's a town in Nevada with 10 cops and 20 prostitutes.
Which is a two to one Horacio. This means when you are finished with one, you can Weaver by the curb and still not get Loney. Of course, you may feel like a Putz afterwards so give her a Boone of a nice tip, don’t wear too much Colon and she won’t flip you the Byrd.
I just thought I should let you know that mlb.com made a Dickey pun, but they didn’t want to offend anyone while doing it: “Mariners Dic-tate easy win over Mets”
Felix is our Maine attraction, the only Reyes of hope we have for this moribound franchise
He proved that he has the Wright stuff when he Beltraned that GS. The only way it could have Endyed better is if he had Wagnered his finger at Santana while rounding the bases. He even showed how Wise he is by not trying to pitch through his injury. Now if only they would Pelfrey his friend Wlad it would Cancel or Nixon most of the stupid the M’s have done. Now only if he would go to Church.
I’ve used so many of their players in this, I feel like I’ve Mets them all! Much too Easley.
Richie looks pretty much done.
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
You don't say
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I could give you some evidence if you would like some convincing, sir.
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
Yes, this one-strikeout-and-two-hard-hit-balls-in-three-plate-appearances-game is surely his death knell
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I was looking more at last season and this season
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
Too bad the FO won't
batura - June 24, 2008
Shocking.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Fake links please
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Kneel before the DICKTATER!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Goose - June 24, 2008
Kal-El, how my dictate?
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
this guy looks scarier!
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
LARGER
esoteric - June 24, 2008
sorry
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
WOW
Omerta - June 24, 2008
HOLY FUCK BIG
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
EPICALLY SMALLER
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
WIDER
Edanger6 - June 24, 2008
That's one HUGE dick!
/Robert
Goose - June 24, 2008
I hate dicky jokes.
Unless it invovles Felix and is in my mouth
Robert - June 25, 2008
So does this performance buy Dickey another start or two?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Given the injuries and how shitty Tits looks right now, I'd say yes.
Teej - June 24, 2008
Fernando Tatis? Endy Chavez?
Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Uh, yea. That's what I've been saying for months.
Jose Vidro, here we come.
3 bases there on the Beltre glove-throw. Hello, ump?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Only if the glove makes contact with it, isn't it?
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
Yes
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Correct.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Oooh...Batman trailer
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Dark Knight is gonna be 10 levels of awesome.
Goose - June 24, 2008
Hells yes
and they got rid of Katie Holmes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Replacement level actress.
Dies Irae - June 24, 2008
Hopefully the joker doesn't suck...
I have faith in Christian Bale though.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Can't wait to see what he'll do next
Too Soon?
Edanger6 - June 24, 2008
Christian Bale is still alive
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
He'll be in Terry Gilliam's awesome movie
well half of it.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
Hard to go wrong with a Batman movie
However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
The Nostalgia Critic agrees
link
Goose - June 24, 2008
I love the Nostalgia Critic.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
There's a billboard up
about a mile from my work.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
Uh ohs.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
OMFG
Beltre fucking THREW HIS GLOVE at the ball!!!!!!!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Bwahaa Beltre threw his glove.
Goose - June 24, 2008
Okay, I'm back.
I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Sometimes
we can get wrapped up too much in our own suck, unable to see others…suck.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Marlon Anderson is not worse at defense than Raul Ibanez
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.
But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.
None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Trust me, Raul is worse.
We’ll take Wright from you, after all I see you failed to mention him as one of the good players.
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
He's not playing.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I figured you meant lineup as in normal starters, not today's specific lineup.
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
HAHAHA Beltre
joof - June 24, 2008
ahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
XFD Beltre
Dies Irae - June 24, 2008
I'm going to be so incredibly sad when you leave us, Beltre.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Beltre is fucking awesome
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
That's a 3 base error in little league.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
I think it's worth 3 bases in the bigs as well.
Goose - June 24, 2008
So why didn't the guy get 3 bases?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Glove has to make contact with the ball
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
Glove didn't touch the ball.
Goose - June 24, 2008
And in the major leagues too.
Will someone tell me what happened with Beltran and Runge, and why Runge (whom I’m assuming is on the wrong) is to blame?
God, the Mets suck so much. Here is Robinson Cancel pinch-hitting. He doesn’t belong in AA, let alone the major leagues.
Fire Omar Minaya now.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Baltran was complaining about a called strike call, Runge got in his face about it
Chaos/hilarity ensues
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Wait, RUNGE got in BELTRAN's face?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I think Beltran may have said a bad word to him
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Got here too late for the other thread but why did Beltran get tossed?
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
I can think of a few reasons
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Did Dickey throw him some chin music?
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
Real answer: Home plate umpire is a pussy
Our answer: KHARMIC REVENGE FOR INJURING OUR GOD!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
One of these days major league baseball is going to bust our asses for these unauthorized gifs.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Jeff enabled me.
JI - June 24, 2008
Someone needs to go back into the archives and recreate the VIDRO SCORES gif.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I like it this way
it’s low quality as an homage.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I thought it was good.
JI - June 24, 2008
I forgot that we have a new one now
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I've come so far.
JI - June 24, 2008
I don't even know how you make something that bad
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
No video.
JI - June 24, 2008
I just realized the was a mouse pointer in LawnDart
So I made LawnDart 2.0
sidebar that motheerfucka
JI - June 24, 2008
Link me fag
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
WHOA THERE
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
SIDEBAR NOW!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
On it
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Everyone like this a lot better than they did this afternoon.
JI - June 24, 2008
And done
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
This gif is like Barry Bonds 2004's bat combined with Ozzie Smith 1982's defense.
JI - June 24, 2008
Don't make me post the worst .gif of all time
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
That player will win you so many games in baseball mogul.
JI - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
I'd like to see them try
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Game Day says "on field delay" for the argument.
Next time I get in an argument with the GF it will be an “in car delay” or “in house delay”
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
I love you Beltre
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Holy shit who is this fat fuck at the plate?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
His name is Robinson Cancel. Imagine Robinson Cano's bizarro NY twin, except fatter and worse.
esoteric - June 24, 2008
I heart Dickey.
Alaska - June 24, 2008
I can't get enough of this hot Dickey
esoteric - June 24, 2008
That's what she said.
Alaska - June 24, 2008
Talk about belaboring the point.
esoteric - June 24, 2008
That's what she said.
Alaska - June 24, 2008
That's what she said.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
I had that ready to go to.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
God dammit Kenji
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
So we're fielding a starting lineup that has Ballgame, Kenji, Sexson, and Dickey in the batting order
And we’re up 6-0.
Somebody explain this.
esoteric - June 24, 2008
Mets.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
National League
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I got nothing.
JI - June 24, 2008
The Mets are fielding a lineup that has Castillo, Delgado, Nixon, Chavez, Tatis, Schneider and Perez in the batting order.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Go 'Spos!
Omerta - June 24, 2008
I'm telling you, it's Omar Minaya's veteran Expos buddies club.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I really think it's mostly Perez.
He’s turned back into the Pirates pumpkin he used to be.
esoteric - June 24, 2008
New manager knows how to get veterans to play with more heart
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
Make that 9-0.
redwolf75 - June 24, 2008
And just to recap
Felix still has more extra base hits than WFB.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
AP article just popped up on RSS
saying that Felix is in a walking boot and is eyeing a quick return.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
Boot is a precautionary measure, don't look into it.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Dickey weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
DICKEY!!!!
THE DICKTATER STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
*Dicktator
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
No, DickTATER
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
No, DickTATOR.
esoteric - June 24, 2008
That doesn't make sense
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
It's a potato
But instead of eyes it has dicks.
I makes sense in my head, maybe I’m defective
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Wow that was so gritty.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Hee
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Dickey!
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
The pitchers hit better than our batters
How sad.
krb - June 24, 2008
These Mets announcers are a big sack of nag
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Ron Darling should be genocided.
JI - June 24, 2008
They are the best in the game.
But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Everybody thinks their announcers are the best in the game
they’re all wrong except San Diego.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
San Diego's announers are awesome to the 10th degree.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Announcers, even.
I think my C key is sticking.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Gary Cohen is the best.
And anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Uhh...
Stupid, annoying jock voice. No thanks.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
All Americans sound the same anyway
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Wizzle wozzle
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I just said that to piss you off by the way.
I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.
And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
After yesterday I won't be capable of being pissed off again for months
I am sorry that you are better than us
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Dodgers
JI - June 24, 2008
Oh yeah
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Vin Scully
I love listening to him ramble about tangentially related material for 3 hours.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
Sure, if you take away everyone except Vasgersian
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I'd kind of like to listen to the other team's announcers for once.
I suppose it’d get tiresome after awhile and I got nothing against Sims/Niehaus but it would be nice to listen to another perspective for a time.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Sims is awesome.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I rec instead of +1ing.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Let's just forfeit the DH
BrettJMiller - June 24, 2008
I think you have to be the home team to do that
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
but only if Raul Ibanez gets a unicorn to ride around on
Corco - June 24, 2008
WTF
Gameday skipped Dickey’s at bat.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
I just noticed that
It says Kenji K, Willie walk and now Ichiro is up.
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
And now
it eat Ichiro’s AB and gives me Dickey’s in return.
bluemax - June 24, 2008
looks like they fixed it
nwtrev - June 24, 2008
That's what? Four of our pitchers in the starting rotation with hits?
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Mets announcers hate everything not-Mets
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
And everything Mets
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
East Coast City Team announcers hate
everything non East Coast City?
bluemax - June 24, 2008
I don't see this at all.
Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
"Who does this guy think he is?"
“I’m Keith Hernandez!”
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Dickey for DH!
Alaska - June 24, 2008
So I just realized we need a Jim Riggleman towel
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Damn, we have to do it again don't we?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Fuck
give me a few hours.
JI - June 24, 2008
ICHIRO WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I LOVE ICHIRO
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Holy blowout batman!
Omerta - June 24, 2008
STILL EARLY!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
What did you expect
You’re playing the METS!!!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
They're playing the MARINERS!!!
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Mets <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mariners
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Ichiro! Ichiro! Ichiro!
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I can't wait until Omar Minaya gets fired.
Of course, I know Bill Bavasi or Wayne Krivsky is next in line.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I can't wait to talk to my Mets fan friend about this
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Stop saying Aflac please
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
What did I just tell you
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Time for some stabbies methinks
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Bring Felix in to pinch hit!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
This umpire likes to talk to the players.
What up with that?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
He's the Butthol of umps and wants attention.
joof - June 24, 2008
Needy little bastard.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
This is fun.
Can we haz yesterday’s result plz?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Did that fat kid in the crowd have a flesh eating disease?
marinator - June 24, 2008
Yeah
He eats too much flesh, hence he’s fat.
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Uhhhhh.
Slow torture. Fucking Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez are talking about the Aflac duck and the distinction between a handkerchief and a kerchief.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
One has hand in it
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Yes.
Gary stressed than when taken off the hand and put on the head, it becomes a kerchief.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Can't put anything past Gary
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUL!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
MARINERS ACQUIRE NELSON PAYANO
Corco - June 24, 2008
STATS
HERE
Corco - June 24, 2008
Hey look he's bad
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Better than the last time we traded with Atlanta.
JI - June 24, 2008
It's close
Corco - June 24, 2008
Who?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
NELSON PAYANO
Corco - June 24, 2008
For who? What is this supposed to be, a trade?
marinator - June 24, 2008
Greg Norton
Corco - June 24, 2008
Ah, ok
Thanks
marinator - June 24, 2008
Surprise Dickey time!
JI - June 24, 2008
RAUUUUUUL
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
You know what time it is!?
TIME FOR THE HIGH FIVE’N WHITE GUYS!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I miss Almost Live.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
We all do, Omerta.
We all do.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
This is just the game to cure last night.
JI - June 24, 2008
YIPPEEEEEEEE!
Alaska - June 24, 2008
Hahaha what Adrian
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
We're winning 9-0.
What?
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
So the Mets are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
And I prefer Dan Wilson to Blowers even if he does have the least energetic voice ever.
SethGrandpa - June 24, 2008
Dan's growing on me
marinator - June 24, 2008
Fucking choir boy.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Hobby?
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Only when I'm not fucking everything.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Clutch!
JI - June 24, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOO BELTRE LUCK!
Booooo Richie.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Bases-loaded for Sexson.
Quick, pinch-hit Felix.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Are we using up all of our baseball goodwill
in one game? Everything has gone right.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
We need to burn it quickly to get back on track for Strassburg
joof - June 24, 2008
I love that Beltre's twatted the ball twice for outs and gets a hit on a weak ground ball
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I don't
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Wow that old dude had the worst hat ever.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
NOOOOO
I MISSED SCREENSHOTTING THE BIG GAY METS HAT
JI - June 24, 2008
That thing was epic.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
That's what I get for actually cooking something.
JI - June 24, 2008
Huzzah for the big Dick!
He never pitches well when i watch.
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
WOOOO FUNK SAC FLY!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Heh
Another Richie Funk Sac-Fly.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Wow. Hit hard again
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
HOLY CRAP I'M UNBANNED FROM USSM
Corco - June 24, 2008
I imagine that's an accident
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I do too
Corco - June 24, 2008
Post like it's 1699.
JI - June 24, 2008
Corco Cage?
JI - June 24, 2008
and the comments are gone
I assumed it was a function of me donating money
Corco - June 24, 2008
Haha suck it Omar.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Oh Richie you are the living end
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
We should make Adam Kennedy our firstbaseman.
JI - June 24, 2008
44th first pitch of the inning?
What?
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You're kidding, really?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Yes more Aflac
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Leave it to Betancourt
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
The ump kinda sounds like the Aflac duck.
Alaska - June 24, 2008
Wow do they ever sound embarrassed about losing to us
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Fuck them.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
I love the looks of disgust as they pan the crowd too
These last two games have been oh so sweet.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Except for that one thing
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Well yeah but he'll be fine.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
As they should be.
FIRE. OMAR. NOW.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Do you have a petition to sign like that Nats fan did?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Petitions are stupid.
I blog instead.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
It doesn't work
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Petitions or blogging?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Blogging
We are the opposite of the communist octopus
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Care to elucidate?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I didn't think I had to
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
As opposed to having tentacles on everything, we have no hold on anything?
I have no faith in people to seek out and understand the superior argument. What do I care whether they sign a damn petition? I just want to share my thoughts with like-minded people.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I forgot what we're talking about
Petitions are stupid too.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
They should be, right?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I was just making an observation
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
10-0? What?
Goose - June 24, 2008
I've been waiting all inning for the end of the inning
to see whether the Shea Stadium fans would erupt in a sarcastic cheer or an overwhelming boo.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
God bless YouTube.
I’ve missed Almost Live so much.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
STRASSSSSSSSBURRRGGG NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
redwolf75 - June 24, 2008
There will be other games.
JI - June 24, 2008
We will only be one game ahead of the Strasburg race after today
It’s not looking good.
marinator - June 24, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
STAB
BrianL - June 24, 2008
STAB backwards is BATS
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Which is nearly BAST
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
SBAT isn't a word
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
But SBAT backwards is TABS.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
And now we're right back to cats
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I didn't see the connection
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Conclusion: Jeff likes cats
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Q.E.D.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Proof fails
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Damn...
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Obligatory
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
To the penalty box!
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I imagine penalty boxing you for abusing the penalty box would go badly for me
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Quite
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Don't you have protection against this?
JI - June 24, 2008
Me or Jeff?
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Jeff?
JI - June 24, 2008
You'd think so
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Vote JI/R for a safer tomorrow.
JI - June 24, 2008
Robert couldn't even defend himself from soccer balls
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
This is controlled by buttons.
JI - June 24, 2008
Don't trust the JI/R clown car
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
You are misrepresen.... bwhahahahahaha
JI - June 24, 2008
The Defiant kicked ass.
Goose - June 24, 2008
I would torch a star destroyer.
JI - June 24, 2008
I'm looking forward to your typos manifesting themselves as accidentally pressing the self-destruct button
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I would be more owrried about accidentally torpedoing the sun.
JI - June 24, 2008
Just don't load your armory with cobalt devices and you'll be fine.
Goose - June 24, 2008
Noted.
JI - June 24, 2008
Plus you need two hand prints and voice activation.
JI - June 24, 2008
Like that'd stop you
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
This is why Wprf is first officer.
JI - June 24, 2008
You'd lock yourself out from the main computer
(Yes, I just thought of that).
JI - June 24, 2008
I only do that on purpose
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
That's why we have Data(Fairy) around to get you back in.
Goose - June 24, 2008
I wanna see the results.
JI - June 24, 2008
I am going to strip you of your recs
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You can never kill my spirit.
JI - June 24, 2008
\kill_spirit [ji]
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I can't believe you have made an Edmonds' concussion gif.
JI - June 24, 2008
That .gif would be too long due to volume
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
It was on play against the White Sox in 2006.
I’m serious.
JI - June 24, 2008
I'm nice
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
To the penalty box!
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I love that picture on the left
And I love that I got rec’d for it.
JI - June 24, 2008
Well this is getting out of hand
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
The next one's a double-minor!
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Why me!?!
Why not Coach/Butthol?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
This is more fun for me
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Also I only recently discovered the awesomeness of the penalty box
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I'm praying it becomes a dead meme
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I don't kill memes
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Maybe Gomez/Graham/Matthew/Devin will
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
p.s. how can I make it stop
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Then they will visit the penalty box
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I know better than to side against Jeff
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Never betray my trust
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I promise I will only betray your trust if it's for a sufficiently hilarious occasion
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I fear for the fate of my next drunk email
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Hey dude all I say...
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Statute of limitations
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I just re-read this
It could’ve been better.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I'm ass-kissing whoever is in charge.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
You need an on screen graphic.
JI - June 24, 2008
Psshhhh whatever penalty box is my crib now
It’s off the chain
(I know it’s coming)
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Wr9iong
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Damn
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
If the NHL has taught me anything penalties are a more effective deterrent when completely random
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
As I've explained before, I'm always expecting it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You really were an SS officer.
JI - June 24, 2008
How would Coach/butthol not be fun?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
STABBITY-STAB-STAB!!!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Funny Reyes decides to switch sides.
Schuxu - June 24, 2008
Nice play, Adrian.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Holy Shit
Vargas threw 45 pitches? Really?
bluemax - June 24, 2008
PAN AWAY PAN AWAY FROM FATTY!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Oh, be nice.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Why did that man have his arm around a dewgong?
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
Try 'dugong'
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Oops, one is a pokemon
thanks google
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
What the hell
Did I miss
Sylar - June 24, 2008
Hell freezing over, the seas boiling, the headless horsemen.
You know, Armageddon.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Richie hit two grand slams and a two run double.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Him?
Sylar - June 24, 2008
Not even close.
Although that tall bastard does have two RBI’s on two sac-fly’s.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Her?
Sylar - June 24, 2008
I love Dickey again
More Dickey please
marinator - June 24, 2008
That was a ball.
Heh, Mets are getting hosed.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Every. fucking. day.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I'm okay with it
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Still hasn't made up for Reilly
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Works for me.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
You're done Carlos.
redwolf75 - June 24, 2008
Long live the Dicktator.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Dick! Dick! Dick!
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
I love it when the tam plays the "aw fuck it" lineup
and they win anyway.
JI - June 24, 2008
How is this the aw fuck it lineup?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Have you not seen our players.
JI - June 24, 2008
Also works for the other game I am watching.
JI - June 24, 2008
Yeah, but by that logic, every one of our lineups is an 'aw fuck it' lineup.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
We're stupid.
JI - June 24, 2008
Argument OVER
well played
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
We should leave Dickey in to save the bullpen...
wait on, he is the bullpen…...he can be his own bullpen…...he can get the win and the hold…
pakipaki - June 24, 2008
So where the hell have you been all season, Kenji?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Swimming in his money bin.
JI - June 24, 2008
Wasn't the consensus that he was merely mired
in a season long slump which he was capable of busting out of at any point?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
KENJI
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Kenji seems to have found his stroke
Please be our full time DH until we find a better option next season.
Oh wait you’re here for another 3 years. Crap.
marinator - June 24, 2008
Just so everyone knows, Felix still has more XBH than Willie.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
So does Robert.
JI - June 24, 2008
Now that's damning.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
So *that's* what it looks like to have a compotent left fielder.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
I am unfamiliar with the com- prefix
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Imagine if Raul was our DH, and Reed was our LF...
I know it’s hard…but you can do it!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
whooosh.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
IT COULD HAPPEN
maybe…possibly…aw fuck
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Whooosh.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Whoosh?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Spelling error
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
That's what she said!
JI - June 24, 2008
I am unfamiliar with it being added to 'potent', as well
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I would sell my soul for a Dickey Home Run
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
REED!
ICHIRO FINALLY GETS SOME INNINGS OFF!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Wow whats got into the M's today?
I guess Perez was a great big ball of suck today.
houseofprime - June 24, 2008
HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Damn you all.
My whole purpose here is to educate you that it is the Mets sucking, and not the Mariners ruling, that has brought about the events of the day. Why won’ t you listen? Has the whole world gone CRAZY?
/pulls piece out on the lane
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
We kinda know that the Mariners don't rule
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
It's like this.
2 out of 3 players on the Mets are Willie Bloomquist.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
I knew you guys were struggling, but you have to be terrible to make the Mariners look
good for any stretch this season. I will wear a Mets hat to our next softball meet-up in honor of your suckage.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Thanks.
In the offseason I kept trying to compare the Mets’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent with the Mariners’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent. I wrote that acquiring Santana was not a mistake akin to acquiring Bedard, but it was still short-term thinking that would cost the Mets. Did anyone listen? They were like, “The Mariners? Don’t they play in Vancouver or something? Who the fuck cares?”
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
You have bad readers
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Today would be a wonderful time for a smug "I told you so" post or something.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I've been making them all year long.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Make today's an extra special "I told you so"
BrianL - June 24, 2008
As far as crazy goes you must have missed game thread part 4 yesterday
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Ha.
I’m done after three game threads.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I wont be giving you a fiddle cat tonight
But you guys certainly deserve it. Have a good one.
Sylar - June 24, 2008
What happened to your drug addiction?
marinator - June 24, 2008
thats what im going to right now
Sylar - June 24, 2008
Oh ok nvm then
Hope everything turns out OK for you.
marinator - June 24, 2008
I guess Minaya could drag another former Expo out of exile to replace Perez.
houseofprime - June 24, 2008
Vidro
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
His name is Tony Armas Jr.
And I would bet lots of money that the next pitcher called up will be he and not Carlos Muniz, the most deserving (but alas, under 30 and not an Expos veteran).
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Dickey's getting a lot of groundouts today.
I approve.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHA FOUL BALL!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I guess now we find out if Dickey really does have that rubber arm.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Is that ice cream truck music coming from my tv or outside?
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Oh Noes! Washburn!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Washburn warming up.;
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
If anyone can give up 10 runs, it's him
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Reed would have had that
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
An average defender catches that...
BrianL - June 24, 2008
And yet, Raul 'glove on a stick' Ibanez fails to make the play.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Oh Adrian I love that deke you do.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
"RAUL CHARGING"
Only the thing Raul “charges” is stuff to his credit card.
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
He could be a-chargin' his laser.
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
SEVENTEEN TIMES SMALLER
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
i put width 300 in there i swear
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
Next time put it right
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
DAMMIT i put width 300
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
What was up with that face Kenji just made to Dickey?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
WOOOOOOOOO DICKEY!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
According to Color Guy, the fans are at Shea to observe the team
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
What!? Really!?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
His name is Keith Hernandez.
Learn it. Know it.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
He must be your Hendu.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Wash did increase what little trade value he has in his last start.
houseofprime - June 24, 2008
Wow, bases loaded and our only good hitter still left in the lineup is up!
...And, that was NOT a strike.
Great.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Runge is their Reilly?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
The only umpire who is worse on the Mets is Angel Hernandez,
and he’s just generally horrible. Runge specifically hates the Mets. Ask any serious Mets fan which umpire hates the Mets, and he’ll tell you.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Angel Hernandez is awful.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
It's like looking in an offense mirror.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Sit the fuck down!
Dicktastic!
marinator - June 24, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
AK's sister would have put a better swing on that
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
K!
Huge
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
DICKEY COCK PUNCH!
Alaska - June 24, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
STAB
BrianL - June 24, 2008
M! L! B! DOT! T! V!
JI - June 24, 2008
Aaron Harang:
(Off-screen) You can do it, Aaron. Just give it a shot.
(Aaron) Ok, here goes. Llllive.
(O-S) Go on.
(A) Llllive. And. on. demand.
(A) YAY!
(Victor Martinez) Hi! Dis is Victor Martinez (gay hand thing)
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
hay is is vitor artinez
JI - June 24, 2008
Wow you guys have it down.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
KEEP WATCHING!
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
There's video in the fanshots.
JI - June 24, 2008
When people ask me why I still watch the Mariners on MLB.tv I know exactly who to blame
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Scott Shields?
John Maine?
Ken Griffey, Jr.?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
If Griffey comes on my MLB.tv I will stop watching
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Hay is is vitor artinez.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
mine was in time with vitor
JI - June 24, 2008
117 pitches? Pfft, he should of been able to throw 150+
Goose - June 24, 2008
Oh so close Loafie...so close.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Holy jesus that was hammered
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
seriously, the other week the M's were talking about having Felix got 120-130 pitches
so why wouldn’t they have a knuckleball pitcher with a 10 run lead go 130-140 pitches?
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
You don't understand, Felix is a WORKHORSE
Normal physical laws do not apply to him.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
OOOoooooo!
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
I got excited because I thought that was gone before it hooked. =(
joof - June 24, 2008
So did Sims.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Hey y'all, my dad just texted me to tell me some kind of Mariner Miracle is happening.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
We're using up all our runs for the rest of the week
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Worth it.
JI - June 24, 2008
You're parents text?
JI - June 24, 2008
Your.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
You're parent's text?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Belonging to you.
JI - June 24, 2008
We just had a duel through texts over who has suffered the most this season.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
Well... you frequent here...
JI - June 24, 2008
Was it the acquisition of Nelson Payano?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
And another one nearly got out.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
More like homosexual sox
am I right?
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Gay Sox
JI - June 24, 2008
Scott Schoeneweis seems good
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Way to spell.
And don’t be fooled. Look at his splits.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Was sarcasm
I love that 5.96 tRA though
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
tRA?
You nerds, I can’t keep up. I just masted DIPS, and now “tra”?
Just kidding, I get it.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Don't worry it's some nonsense Graham made up
and refuses to show his sources.
What’s next? P.H.A.?
JI - June 24, 2008
Another guy I thought was out of baseball
I guess we’ll see Andres Gallaraga pinch hit this next inning.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
You lie.
JI - June 24, 2008
He's pushing 50 and battling cancer.
Still, he could probably luck out and crush one.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Yea, 3 year, $10MM+ year contract.
My favorite part of this game is that even you guys recognize that Runge is an ass, even when the person getting fucked by him was Beltran, who was dead to you yesterday.
By the way, Jerry Manuel now has been ejected more times as manager than Willie Randolph in his entire time with the Mets. Not including earlier this year when the umpires overruled a Delgado home run, when Manuel, not Randolph was ejected.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Runge's an ass, but it was funny
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I keep getting excited on these.
I have like baseball blueballs right now. D=
joof - June 24, 2008
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
What?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
lolwut?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
This creeps me out.
joof - June 24, 2008
This is more frightening.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Oh dear.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Perhaps he is being crucified upside down?
JI - June 24, 2008
it was creepier before when it was animated and i saved it wrong
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
USE YOUR SHIFT KEY
BrianL - June 24, 2008
iphone. sucker
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
NO EXCUSES
BrianL - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
This page loads on the iPhone?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
sometimes
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
Someone good at this type of thing
Give him red eyes, horns, and a pointed tail
marinator - June 24, 2008
I find this to be inexplicably hilarious.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Please don't do that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
hay
ermac - June 24, 2008
It lurks in the corners
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
And Richie is still a terrible defender.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Marlon Anderson is good haha john u r gay now
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Did Bavasi just get fired?
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Old news is awesome!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Where have you been?
marinator - June 24, 2008
Our blogger just announced it like it was breaking news
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Jesus you guys are late.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
It's true.
Greg Vaughn just got released from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays too. Might want to pass that along.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
When Bavasi got fired there were like 10,000 comments about it in 20 minutes
I guess we can’t expect everyone else to be so excited.
marinator - June 24, 2008
The Internet is a big place.
There are many sources of news and information.
By the way, I recommend everyone check out John Turturro’s mid-nineties infomercial for Lycos.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
You might want to check to see if your blog is pregnant.
joof - June 24, 2008
what is up with all the orange bars in the stands?
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
Holy Shit Bloomquist.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
OH GRITMASTER
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Ballgame!
Goose - June 24, 2008
Wow, that was a nice catch
joof - June 24, 2008
Ultimate Gritty
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Great catch Boom-Boom!
mark sobba - June 24, 2008
WILLIE BALLGAME
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Not white enough, didn't leave feet
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
So, that was pretty awesome.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
And with that catch, Willie Fucking Ballgame becomes the starting CF.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Suddenly, that wasn't quite so awesome.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Just remember, you can't spell scrappy without crappy.
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Or sappy
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Dave Niehaus borrowed a hate from Sims.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
A hate?
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
So that's where it went
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Dammit JI.
You keep your diseases to yourself.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
But I have love to give!
JI - June 24, 2008
How is that transmitted anyways?
joof - June 24, 2008
Through love.
JI - June 24, 2008
You are so generous.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
Use protection next time, dammit.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
It's less special that way.
JI - June 24, 2008
That's what she said?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
A-Rod:
(swaying side to side)
M-L-B-dot-tee-vee
HEY!
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SWAY
ALWAYS WITH THE SWAYING
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Boy's got rhythm.
JI - June 24, 2008
He likes junior high dances.
And that explains his preference for large, manly women.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Sex appeal.
So he believes.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
HE DOES IT FOR JEET
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
also relevant to jeet.
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
See JI, this is how it happens.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
Jeet?
no thx
JI - June 24, 2008
Just the flow chart part.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
We don't have five lovely ladies.
JI - June 24, 2008
Close enough.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
BECAUSE SWAY IS UNCLUTCH AND BEING UNCLUTCH IS WHAT CHOKEROD DOES!
joof - June 24, 2008
[GayRod]
JI - June 24, 2008
Shut up about the fans there will be no sign
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
We need to score 2 runs here then give up 13 in the bottom half
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I would celebrate this
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
That would be awesome.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I root for it once we got to 7.
JI - June 24, 2008
I will eat my computer.
No way that happens once if the bottom half is played a million times.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I don't think this is true
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Theoretically.
JI - June 24, 2008
And not just with an average lineup.
With this putrid lineup.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
None of Cairo's hits leave the IF.
JI - June 24, 2008
Cairown'd
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Whoa, I just check in and Dickey throws 7 scoreless?
Felix/Bedard/Morrow/Hyphen/Dickey for ‘09. Accept no substitutes.
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
What if Aumont becomes suddenly major league ready? Could I accept a substitute then?
joof - June 24, 2008
Touche
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
Pedro Feliciano looks most Jersey
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
What the rusty fuck?
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Is that Richie's first extra base hit since changing his stance?
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Big day for Richie
wonder if Minaya will pick him up when we cut him loose
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Why would we cut him
He’s coming around…
ug
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
h?
Actually I don’t know if there is a proper spelling for that word.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Trade for Delgado!
JI - June 24, 2008
Ahahahahahaha
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Richie XBH!
krb - June 24, 2008
What the hell.
Does this postpone Sexson’s departure?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Stone says the M's are auditioning him for takers
If nobody bites, he gets cut before Monday.
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
If he shows up he gets paid.
JI - June 24, 2008
I think the idea is to swallow his salary
And hope for some kind of prospect in return
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
Meaning, at a real job you'd just quit and sleep in.
JI - June 24, 2008
YAY
Please take him Omar.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
If we get a C level prospect for him I'm going to laugh hysterically.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Richie XBH!?
That’s gotta be embarassing for the Mets.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Welcome to the Mets, Richie.
You can wear whatever number you please.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Enjoy
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
Thanks.
I won’t.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
DONT JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT.
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
Well will you look at that.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
It's M's Miracle Week.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 24, 2008
We will pay dearly for this.
JI - June 24, 2008
Well, at least some things never change.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Awesome
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
What the hell is going on here!?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Yo JOH!
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
Yes more about your dog
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
My dog is a sweetie
She runs into trees to try to knock fruit down to eat. Unfortunately she hasn’t learned that pine cones are inedible
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
That sounds like Animal Crossing
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
Which is an awesome game. Therefore, Graham's dog is awesome.
joof - June 24, 2008
I'm so confused
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
So Bloomquist in center, Reed in right?
JI - June 24, 2008
Mariners Baseball: What the fuck!?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Ichiro in magic forest
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
JI - June 24, 2008
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
LATE
JI - June 24, 2008
I wonder if we can trade WFB at the deadline
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
Well now that he's a legit CF....
Smegmalicious - June 24, 2008
This is more of a fluke than the Grand Slam.
Goose - June 24, 2008
That's more like it.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
They have been talking about Angie the dog non-stop since the start of the inning
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
MARK LOWE!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Lowe has a professional stance
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
PH FELIX!
JI - June 24, 2008
Seriously.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Come on Mark!
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
GIVE ME CLEMENT NOW
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
NO SERIOUSLY CLEMENT
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Lowe in.
Inning over.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
Holy cow that dude was old!
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Yeah gotta at least swing the bat. Jeez Lowe.
Goose - June 24, 2008
Heh... poor Lowe.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 24, 2008
Did Sims just call Tatis a war veteran?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Hey everybody look! It's Jeff's dream come true
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
D'aawwwww.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Ahahahahahahahhahahahaha man he's going to kill you
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
which ones Jeff
Sylar - June 24, 2008
lolwut???
hahahahaha
JI - June 24, 2008
hahaha
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Haha
Who is the big guy?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Ben Broussard
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
TEN MINUTE MAJOR GAME MISCONDUCT
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Sylar - June 24, 2008
That's really clumsy
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 24, 2008
He could have used this one:
JI - June 24, 2008
the lipstick makes the picture
PhilKenSebben - June 24, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - June 24, 2008
Lowe's looking good
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I feel some penalty box time is forthcoming
joof - June 24, 2008
Ohh, and rec'd
joof - June 24, 2008
Also, I fail at replying
joof - June 24, 2008
Tatis... Schneider... kill me now.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Why am I still here?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Pheremones
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
We do awesome game threads
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
You have come to love Lookout Landing.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Not much action at the Mets site?
Omerta - June 24, 2008
You are all correct.
I also would have accepted “masochist.”
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
I spiced things up with the Beltran gif.
JI - June 24, 2008
For the influx of gifs
that is about to come.
Sylar - June 24, 2008
NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
That high school girl in the front row needs to re-think those ear rings.
thewyrm - June 24, 2008
Hgih school girl and think really don't belong in the same sentence
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
I think about high school girls
Sylar - June 24, 2008
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
JI - June 24, 2008
The thing about high school girls?
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
They all look like downs patients?
Sylar - June 24, 2008
Sad but true.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
You fat idiot
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Loafie :(
BrianL - June 24, 2008
You fatass
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Lopez caving under pressure of this close contest.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
WHEEEE SHUTOUT!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Is an 11-run lead safe with Lowe?
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
I guess so.
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
Did that really just happen?
Goose - June 24, 2008
Biggest win since 2003
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
[deleted, dead meme]
JI - June 24, 2008
WE DID IT LFOJL IS BACK
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
That wasn't meant to be lipstick I just had to make your face brighter to match the kid's neck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I 100% believe this
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I swear I tried to change it back but I suck at photoshop
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
The picture was meant to flatter you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I was flattered but trigger-happy
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
The hell with it, you're back in the ROY running
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Dammit...
BrianL - June 24, 2008
This is a challenge
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I'm going to have to brush up on my photoshop.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I've found the trick is to be very bad at it and get banned alot
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
The photoshop rookie spot is taken
use your words
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You mean I have to resort to actual wit?
It’s going to be a long season.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Puns are okay
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
They don't have to be LFoJL bad, do they?
BrianL - June 24, 2008
The correct term is "puntastic!"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
STAB
BrianL - June 24, 2008
And I thought I had the market cornered on that as well
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You only have the market cornered on awful ones
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
There's such thing as non-awful puns?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Some of them can be Willie good
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You remind me of a guy at my work. His name is Hugh.
That Hugh sure is a colorful guy
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You just got Ichirolled
JI - June 24, 2008
I'm Green with envy
oh wait that one sucks
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You should proof-Reed your comments.
JI - June 24, 2008
You guys should hit the Rhodes until you can come up with some decent puns
joof - June 24, 2008
This subthread is making me physically ill.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Why? Are bad puns one of your pet Peavys?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Worse than Felix with a twisted Ankiel.
JI - June 24, 2008
I saw him Saunders off the field
It was terrible
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
JI - June 24, 2008
saunter
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
I think I shall attempt to corner the market on ass-kissing.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
You are a shoo-in
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
*Shin soo choo-in
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Every time you make one of these godawful puns God kicks a puppy.
You bastard.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
*bastardo
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I think this one was my best work
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Woooo!
I bow before my wonderful overlords!
BrianL - June 24, 2008
I can't wait for the home stretch
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
*waite
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
*cantu
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I would respond but I am Laffeying uncontrollably
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You should call Ford help
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
This is the worst one yet
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I know
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
It is Fahey bad.
JI - June 24, 2008
(someone mention a birthday party)
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
My 21st birthday party a month ago was so awesome.
joof - June 24, 2008
Did you run out of cake?
And if so, did you order Markakis?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Can't pun laughing can't pun laughing
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
No, but the lack of cake really Boggs down the party
joof - June 24, 2008
Thatwas Uggla-ly.
JI - June 24, 2008
If you keep trying they eventually get Ethier
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Conversations like this is probally why it's so hard for us to have Sexson.
joof - June 24, 2008
Yours was better.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
My friends are such BocockBroxtons
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
It Sims like you don't have any
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
It's been hard to fit in ever since I left Maholm town
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Did you take a cab out of your home town?
And when you got out, did you say, “Yo holmes, Snell you later!”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Howard he do that?
JI - June 24, 2008
Nieves again
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
When you left your hometown, were there any rivers you had to cross on a Lillibridge?
joof - June 24, 2008
Nope, just creeks
and I Hawped right over them.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
2x points
JI - June 24, 2008
When I have the flu
I eat my chicken Suppan with a Spoonybarger.
JI - June 24, 2008
This subthread is putting a real Gload on our server
SBN is going to have to give me the ol’ Yabuta
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
How much does a new server Acosta?
joof - June 24, 2008
A few Bucks
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You may have to Cash in your Bonds.
JI - June 24, 2008
Hope that doesn't cause a run on the Banks.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I take my Ernie to the Banks on payday.
JI - June 24, 2008
A Penny saved is a Penny earned.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I'm Rollins in the dough right now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I hope you don't end up Owings them money
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
*Money
JI - June 24, 2008
I don't Lake being corrected
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Because then you'll have to deal with the Lowen sharks.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I have the Utleymost disdain for you right now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Stop, you're going to Vanden Hurk his feelings
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Freelings
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I'm sorry
I’ll go Baek to watching “That’s so Raben”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Oh grow a Hoffpauir already
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Whatever
not like you’re the Quentinssential man
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Stop insulting each other's Maynehood.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Fine, switching subjects
The one type of person I hate Izturists. They walk around so Kluwelessly (Damn right I just switched sports)
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Yuni never heard of me?
JI - June 24, 2008
No, I think he's in the Dark
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
This comment Burres me to death
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
We need that Britton
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Cormier and give me a hug!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I have more Braun than you could ever imagine
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Robert Drew the short Strawberry in that department.
JI - June 24, 2008
You should've seen the way he McClung to Matthew and me
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Have Yu heard the good Neu(s)?
JI - June 24, 2008
I bet you're so Abreuve
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
One time I pulled my Moellers out with my own two Fisters
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Fister
tee hee hee
JI - June 24, 2008
Well Conbradfordulations
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Be glad he didn't talk about
Fistering other Pujols.
JI - June 24, 2008
You're such a Lizbian
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I prefer the older ladies.
I’m a sucker for Rusty Kuntz
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
As long as we're talking old
remember the ‘92 World Series? Jimmy Quiroz to the occasion.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
...and they like you Randy Johnson
What?
JI - June 24, 2008
That comment really didn't Meche well with the rest of these
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Yeah, it was a bit Forst.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I like to Pettitte first
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Yunel regret that comment
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I don't know, I think he'll look back on it with Pride.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
If you go hunting on a desert island you can make Palmeiros
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
He handled it Gracefully
JI - June 24, 2008
Johnny Dickshot.
JI - June 24, 2008
I heard you're a real Glasscock.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I'm packing Blyleven inches
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I think you might need a new Rhuler.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I think you should hit the Rhodes.
JI - June 24, 2008
Flagged for repetition
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
C'mon, have a Hart.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Ouch, that one was Peña-ful.
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
I do the best I can with what I've Gotay.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Raul is a bad Fielder.
JI - June 24, 2008
I could rerad these puns for Weeks.
JI - June 24, 2008
I'm Rolen on the floor
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Ok, that was Gooden.
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
I hope your floor is wood or else you could get a Ruggiano burn
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
There is no Flores.
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Shit *Ruggiano Byrnes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You had your Chance, but you Blue it.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Yeah and there aren't gonna be Nomo!
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Maybe he's confusing inches with centimitres
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
That's so incredibly Gaylord Perry.
JI - June 24, 2008
He will sue for libel
and you will end up in Betancourt.
JI - June 24, 2008
*Lidle
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Damn.
JI - June 24, 2008
I'll settle out of court for a reasonable Aumont.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I'm going to need a Counsell
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Aurilia? That seems cheap.
joof - June 24, 2008
The current rates are Rabelo the usual
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
$Teixeira
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I ttried to make creeks once
But I had to use inferior equipment and so my creeks were Erstadz
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
And then there was that time when I walked into a Triunfel
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
If you try that on a date, you'd be awful Loney.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Yeah once you get used to it it's so easy to Dewitt
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
BRAZOBANNED
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
It's an honored to be banned by such a hanleysome young man
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I get down
and it feels like I’m waddling in the Stottlemyres.
JI - June 24, 2008
I think you'r being a tad unFeierabend.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I've got him on the Milledge of his seat
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Make sure to let him down Easley.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
too good
JI - June 24, 2008
The penalty box button is just out of my reach
If only I had Langerhans
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Amazing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I don't really care
I think Jeff’s gonna go Baldwin pretty soon, so that’ll be revenge enough.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
No one will notice, as long as he always make sure to wear a Hatteberg.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
How is this comment not green yet?
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I hope somebody sent you Accardo
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I hope it was nice and Glaussy.
JI - June 24, 2008
I am Repkommending this comment.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Victorino is JI's!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
He's out of our League
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Yeah, it was really well Dunn.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
It's like he was Bourn superior
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
I finally Winninghan one.
JI - June 24, 2008
Now I'm going to Cancel your account
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Are you serious?
I guess Wilson find out!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Hey, stop giving him so much Grieve.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Yeah no need to get so Greinke about it.
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Not my fault JI is a Giese idiot
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
It's a Hundleying experence.
JI - June 24, 2008
1 free rec to the poster with the most hilarious Bocock pun.
JI - June 24, 2008
One time I had to call for help after sitting Barajas on the office copier
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Did you ever Hrbek from your boss on that one?
JI - June 24, 2008
Quite the Contreras
He Pierzynski through the window and decided never to speak Thome again.
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I hope he wouldn't want you to Dye.
JI - June 24, 2008
Flagged for repeat
joof - June 24, 2008
Yeah, that one's been done beForeman
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Similtainous post.
JI - June 24, 2008
All I have to say to you is:
Will Yount Maris me?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
How Wood that work?
JI - June 24, 2008
We could Goetz to California
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Are you going to eLopez?
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I could get a job as a Schumaker.
JI - June 24, 2008
They don't make too much money, to be careful to prevent Concepcion.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I would say not funny ezxcept that I am laughing my ass off.
JI - June 24, 2008
You'd have to have bats in the Pelfrey to run of and elope!
joof - June 24, 2008
Navarro say Navarro
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
It took me a while to understandridge this one
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
All my friends drive a Loaiza
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Youkilis lost me there
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Dye
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Well that was Biggio of you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You Jenksed him.
JI - June 24, 2008
No need to get in such a Hough.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Aubrey Huff too easy?
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Quit Blakeing the rules
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Why Kent I?
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Man, this whole subthread has me laughing so hard I fell over. I think my Niehaus given out.
joof - June 24, 2008
Like anybody Carrolls
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Stop being such an Asdrubal
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You reap what you Sowers
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
You see that picketture of you with Broussard has gotten 7 recs
I sense a Mutisny
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Do you want to Ventura a guess on when it will start?
joof - June 24, 2008
This is the Wuertz comment of all time
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I disagree, it Easley has to be something by Butthol or Coach
joof - June 24, 2008
FLAG
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Aurilia?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
FLAG
joof - June 24, 2008
Damn
Aurilia?I’m sure somebody Cain do worseLast Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Maybe one of the Utah Miners
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
*Minor
JI - June 24, 2008
If pretty sure they Cano.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Is it just me or is Angie Mentink a little Manush?
OlSalty - June 24, 2008
He's just feeling Tiffee
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I sense a return to the penalty box in ten minutes Ozuna
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I'd like to have his head on my Mantle.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
You will make him Parrish.
JI - June 24, 2008
When I get him in my Cla, I'll be quite Meredith.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Jeez, that's Ruthless.
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
Well good Eveland gentlemen
I’m Finnished for tonight
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Yeah, I've hot the Wahle too.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Casilla
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
I just got this. I am slow.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Good God it's almost Bonine o'clock
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Even though its still Earley, I'm running out of puns
joof - June 24, 2008
You'll never be a Wynner with that attitude.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
You need your rest. Don't want to be in a Fogg tomorrow!
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Aww
You guys getting Tuckered out?
ningwers - June 24, 2008
There's a town in Nevada with 10 cops and 20 prostitutes.
Which is a two to one Horacio. This means when you are finished with one, you can Weaver by the curb and still not get Loney. Of course, you may feel like a Putz afterwards so give her a Boone of a nice tip, don’t wear too much Colon and she won’t flip you the Byrd.
PDXTai - June 24, 2008
You're a Raben lunatic.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
this subthreaad
has been my Maine source of entertainment for awhile
mariners124m - June 24, 2008
Bo(nine o')cock
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
August and September will be magical.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
*Derrick Turnbow
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
You guys are terrible people
Graham MacAree - June 25, 2008
I hope we didn't make you Madritsch
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
You wouldn't like him when he's Avery.
JI - June 25, 2008
That's why I picked up photoshop!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
gifs have turned me into vintage Jason Giambi
JI - June 24, 2008
You should make gifs with spelling errors
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
What do you think all the cursors are for?
JI - June 24, 2008
5 bans do make a right!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
Mariners are dominate.
I feel strange.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Not as strange as your grammar
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Purpose is not always easily conveyed on the internets.
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Welcome to Bizarro World.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
BALLGAME
Graham MacAree - June 24, 2008
Fiddle cat time?
Let me know when
Sylar - June 24, 2008
BOHICA, METS!
Orlando Rays - June 24, 2008
YOU WIN
Mariners Win A SHUT OUT!
Sylar - June 24, 2008
Yes!
Goose - June 24, 2008
Never leave us.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Woooooooooooooooo go M's!
Omerta - June 24, 2008
Congrats DICKEY!
Alaska - June 24, 2008
Okay, was fun, see you guys tomorrow.
JohnPeterson - June 24, 2008
Please win this time
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
Roger that.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
The good news is you're facing Beluga Tits tomorrow.
BrianL - June 24, 2008
Well.. there's always...
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 24, 2008
BTW, Your team is hurting our business.
ThundaPC - June 24, 2008
We busted out own slump.
JI - June 24, 2008
We've failed Strasburg
Frosty Raptor - June 24, 2008
Strasburg laughs
Jeff Sullivan - June 24, 2008
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 24, 2008
Ryan Franklin is a bad pticher.
JI - June 24, 2008
He's not a great pitcher, either.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
Since you're all making puns
I just thought I should let you know that mlb.com made a Dickey pun, but they didn’t want to offend anyone while doing it: “Mariners Dic-tate easy win over Mets”
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/gameday_recap.jsp?ymd=20080624&content_id=2993862&vkey=recap&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
You couldn’t even say Dicktate, mlb.com? Really?
Eyebrows - June 24, 2008
thieves
JI - June 24, 2008
I used the "dictate" pun at the beginning of the thread
I’m surprised nobody caught on…
Orlando Rays - June 25, 2008
GRITTY ENGLISHMAN AT SHEA INSPIRES M'S TO FAMOUS VICTORY.
EnglishMariner - June 24, 2008
STOP WINNING YOU COWARDS!!!
OlSalty - June 24, 2008
I know; isn't it Bazardo?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
flag'd for 2x usage
JI - June 24, 2008
Yeah, stop being such a Jeter.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
When was it used before?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
*in this thread
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
nvm
that was BRAZOBANNED
JI - June 24, 2008
Wow, guess you'll have to eat some Crowe.
Aaron Campeau - June 24, 2008
I'm glad Felix didn't break his Ankiel yesterday.
kentroyals5 - June 24, 2008
FLAGGED FLAGGED FLAGGED
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 24, 2008
That would have been a new Lowe.
I know we’re all Edgar for Strasburg, but there’s no need to try that hard. One player, Moyer less won’t make any difference.
PDXTai - June 24, 2008
Gooden God all these puns have thrown me for a Looper
Gomez - June 24, 2008
This thread contains a massive col-Lidge-ion of terrible puns
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
That's what Cey said
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
Whoa, Backe up. Why would Cey say that?
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
lol Ugueth r gay now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
Could this be any Moore bad?
I feel like I’m Saundering down an endless Halman and all it has are puns! Hopefully toMorrow we won’t Triufel so badly with all these Lowe blows.
Hulett the dogs out?!
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Any more of these and I'm going to Qualls the police
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
We can't stop.
It’s like there’s something forcing us and we Hafner keep doing this.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
I'd award this the Silva medal
but it’s terrible so instead it’s a Black mark on your record
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Faggot I'm the Ortmeier of puns
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
I'm sure there are Manny more of these out there
so I can’t imagine you’d Riske the sanctity of this thread like that
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Risk the sanctity of a thread?
Why, Iannetta!
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
I heard the police are driving new cars now
do you know if they are Suzukis or Fords?
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
If you do know, I hope you'd have the Kurt-esy to tell me
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Doesn't work, are words
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
Flagged because I'm in a Huff that you didn't have a pun in the Prior comment
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Oh, stop being such a Crabbe.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
Only if you'll stop being such a Goyle
or else you might Malfoyle my plans!
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Kosuke Dickey you big Dykstra.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
Albus yo ass if you keep being a jerk on the internetz!
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
I'm sorry, that was Overbay the line.
To make it Upton you, why don’t I buy you a Piazza Pie?
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
Willits have extra cheese?
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
Ervin I knew that was a Radhamestake
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
It's the only comment in this subthread that is Lackeyng in creativity
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
My Napoligies
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
I accept. I wouldn't want you to get Escobarred from this site
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
That happened once on the old site
Aybarrowed Devin’s login
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
Did you have to Hunter around for that or did you find it right away?
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
That sucks
it must have been like someone kicking you in the Kotchman
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Did you Juander what happened or just go fix it quickly?
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Why are we repeating them?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
Flagged because I'm in a Huff that you didn't have a pun in the Prior comment
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
So I didn't use a pun. It hapPence.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
Stop being such an Infante about it or I'll crush you to within an Inge of your life
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
You don't Seay?
Bring it – I’ll spike you with my Clete clear across the Thames river.
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
When I'm done with you, you'll have to crawford help.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
But really, I'm just kidding. Just Gibbons you a hard time.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
I'm Howelling with laughter
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Yes, this could brighten up even the most Grimsley day.
It’s a bright ray of Sonnanstine.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
It's like looking directly at DeJesus
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Alas, my kitchen Beckhams. I must take my leave
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
On an otherwise Cloudey day.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
I will deftly Ward off your attacks
and then Marshall my troops to destroy you with 100lb halberds and no trucks
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Hey, settle Downs.
He’s just trying to push your Boutons.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
Maybin I don't like my buttons to be pressed
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
Dontrelle on me. It was all in good fun.
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
Some of these puns belong in the Dempster
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
I hate this comment. I wish we could Burnett
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 25, 2008
Don't think you can Riggleman off the Houk for that one.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
Yeah, some of them aren't Werth a Darnell Coles it's hard to stay inSpiered.
Aaron Campeau - June 25, 2008
It would be fun to drive around the new lunar Verlander
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
It's occurred to me that my navigation system isn't working
perhaps I need a new JI-roscope
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
What do we Javier?
A Vidalation?
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
Felix is our Maine attraction, the only Reyes of hope we have for this moribound franchise
He proved that he has the Wright stuff when he Beltraned that GS. The only way it could have Endyed better is if he had Wagnered his finger at Santana while rounding the bases. He even showed how Wise he is by not trying to pitch through his injury. Now if only they would Pelfrey his friend Wlad it would Cancel or Nixon most of the stupid the M’s have done. Now only if he would go to Church.
I’ve used so many of their players in this, I feel like I’ve Mets them all! Much too Easley.
seattlebruin - June 25, 2008
*Fingers
Jeff Sullivan - June 25, 2008
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