Seattle: 28-50
Padres: 32-47
Game 1: Jarrod Washburn vs Randy Wolf*
Game 2: Carlos Silva vs Cha Seung Baek
Game 3: Somebody vs Jake Peavy
Randy Wolf is posting the highest strikeout rate of his recent career while lowering his walk rate from 2007 while tossing more innings than every pitcher on the Mariners aside from Felix Hernandez. Randy Wolf was signed on a one-year deal for under $5 million guaranteed. Too bad nobody thought of that last winter.
The results don't show it, but Chasizzle has done himself quite well in San Diego so far with a fantastic 3.24 tRA in the rotation and a 2.84 FIP. This team gave him away for nothing because they saw more value in Miguel Batista. Incredible. I'm glad this team fired Bavasi before he traded Adrian Beltre to Baltimore for Melvin Mora citing Mora's higher RBI totals as proof that he performs in the clutch.
Everyone has fluke performances, it's not limited to just average or worse pitchers. In fact, there's really no one true dominant pitcher out there anymore who is far and away above everyone else like Pedro was a decade ago or Johan was a few years ago. To that end, take someone like Jake Peavy. Peavy is legitimately awesome, one of the best pitchers in baseball, but his 2007 was flukey just like Washburn's 2005 and this season has seen his core stats return to their established levels. That still leaves him a fantastic pitcher, just not the dominant one he was last season.

Likely Starters:
C Michael Barrett/Josh Bard^
1 Adrian Gonzalez*
2 Edgar Gonzalez
3 Kevin Kouzmanoff
S Khalil Greene
L Scott Hairston
C Jody Gerut*
R Brian Giles*
With Manbeast Gonzalez this is a decent lineup. They were terrible but have, gasp, made changes to rectify some of that. They are getting decent offense from Jody Gerut and Edgar Gonzalez and Brian Giles somehow still manages to produce. There's also Chase Headley(!) and overall they're running a 96 OPS+ after starting the year with a team OPS of .633 as of May 1st. They're still not scoring runs, but they're getting closer to that general area.
Make no mistake of it, not only is San Diego our heated natural rivals, inflamed by our shared Spring Training complex during which I'm sure the Padres play overly cruel practical jokes on the hapless and bewildered Mariner players, but they are also one of our main rivals for Stephen Strasburg.
He's their hometown boy, their Tim Lincecum (ARGH!!!!!!!) and they surely won't (ARGH!!!!!!!!) make the mistake (ARGH!!!!!!!!) or passing him over (ARGH!!!!!) given the chance. Let's not give them a chance! Let's step up this series and say "Not this time! Not here! Not now!" Let's let them know who's winning this thing and it's going to be us! Let's get out there and get swept! Yeah! On 3!
One
Two
Three
SWEEP US!!
Stone Brewing. Escondido, CA
Stone doesn't make a bad brew and it would be impossible to pick any single one to highlight, so here you go. Every single one of these deserves your attention.

4 recs | 313 comments
Stone Brewing is located in Escondido?
interesting…
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
You make me sad that you didn't know this already.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
I don
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
't pay attention to where my beer comes from most of the time =(
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
I think mine comes from St. Louis.
Fin - June 26, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 26, 2008
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
Yea the Padres are a bunch of winners
They’re going to cream the Mariners, they are going to take them down.
(South Park reference).
Fin - June 26, 2008
I'd like to win on Sunday.
I’m okay with losing, even tomorrow, when I have good tix…
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
I like Arrogant Bastard.
Their other beers are meh.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
To the penalty box with you
Jeff Sullivan - June 26, 2008
I was just posting a link and that new white box popped up and for a sec I thought I had gotten penalty boxed
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
D'oh!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
That's...I don't know how to....what?
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Yeah, I dunno what it is.
Then again, I had the IPA and the porter in the same sitting, and came away unimpressed. Maybe the bar had bad batches of both. Should I try again?
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
Yes, definitely.
And while their ‘regular’ beers are good, my affection for Stone is based upon my love for stuff like Ruination, the Imperial Stout, Oaked AB, etc. You’ve got to try the specialty stuff to fully appreciate it.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Who's Tim Lincecum?
He sounds like he’s pretty good.
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
His mechanics are awul.
He’ll get injured soon. No need to risk it.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I thinka that ithsi is a graham bait so screw you acblue
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Drunk Graham?
If so, Christmas come early…
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Uh oh. Graham has gotten into the gin again.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
not gin had a graduateon dinnenr with in hall with some fuskcing delicious wine
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Steroids are the same thing as HGH
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
hahaha graham bating is a 34 day penalty voxeding
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You should penalty box Jeff, it'll be hilarious.
JI - June 26, 2008
but jrgg id vlever than most of you so why should i box him
oh the puns mightol bw a good enough reason i geuss
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
This is my favorite comment of all time.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Wow, that was horrible!
Rec’d!
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Come on
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
WTF I so width=250ed that
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
PENALTY 2 mintues
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Drunk abuses of power are the best abuses of power
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
I jpes that was the corredst person otherwie i'm srotty
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
besides I even unozswed him afgter 1 minte because i forgot ewhich minutde is wat
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
god port is strong christ us a sandwich
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Port is the shit.
Teej - June 26, 2008
rthe dessert wins was exquisites
ahhh holy fuk i graduate tomorrow my lige is over
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
It's Mad Dog for rich people!
Which, despite how it sounds, is indeed a good thing.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Mad Dog is not a good thing.
I swear to God, I saw a bottle that got passed around come back with more in it than it started with…
And a bottle of decent port isn’t THAT expensive.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
They're both fortified wine.
That’s, of course, where the similarities end.
And I meant ‘rich’ only in comparison to people who tend to drink Mad Dog.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I think Thunderbird is more the bum drink of choice around here.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
That and Night Train.
Teej - June 26, 2008
Wild Irish Rose has its fans, too.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
What's the price?
$.40 twice.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I'm trying to figure out what "christ us a sandwich" means.
Teej - June 26, 2008
ON A SANDQICH
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Oh, okay.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Gotcha.
Teej - June 26, 2008
Christ us a sandwich ??
I couldn’t translate that one.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
I see now.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Haha, I was on a coffee break the whole time
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
COIGEGS 2 MINUTES
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Coigegs?
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
LOOK DUED ALL I ASAY IS HOLY GUCK WHIS IS THE TEXT BIG
WHO STILY THE CPATS LOCK BUTOTN
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
G is close to F
JI - June 26, 2008
If we post a jpeg of it, will that help you find it?
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Drunk amnesty applies.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Is it just me or is Graham a hell of a lot less coherent this time than last
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
fuck you bitch quezr i alm fucking theman
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You're calling us queers while you're fucking the man?
Just a touch hypocritical, eh, Graham?
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
It's pretty obvious that you're faking this, Graham
Maybe others are convinced, but I’m not. Sorry.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
This is a new approach for baiting.
Interesting.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Not baiting. I've just been around too many people like Graham when drunk.
Myself included. I know what’s real and what’s a put-on. A few careless errors here and there? Some deeply awkward and unexpected revelations? Yeah, definitely could be drunk. But this? This is a badly-executed attempt at performance art.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 26, 2008
Speaking of delicious wine
I’m rather fond of the 2004 Heron Pinot Noir, after about half a bottle.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
...huh.
Did anyone else notice something odd in Mark Lowe’s AB two days ago?
He was batting left handed.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
He throws right, bats left.
I can’t remember off the top of my head who it is, but his childhood hero was a lefty, so that’s how he learned to hit.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Oak-aged Arrogant Bastard on tap
Heaven.
Ruination and the Imperial Stout are nice and extreme too. Love for Stone.
Also, this series is lame without Felix v. Peavy. Boo.
chaney - June 26, 2008
Ruination and the Imperial Russian are pretty much my two favorite beers ever.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Studes picked up on our game thread wackiness.
From his post here.
I will say, I don’t think “NSFW” does that thread justice. That thing is not safe for anyone ever unless you know us.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
Ahahaha he linked to the gamethread!
That’s awesome.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
So THAT was the spikes made of Snickers bars gamethread...
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
That gamethread gets more and more hilarious with each time I read it.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
Ummm.. is it bad that I don't remember some of the threats I made towards Carlos Beltran during that thread?
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
It's probably for the best.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
I'd say it's probably for the best.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I GO AT MY OWN PACE
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Which is unfortunately slower than everyone else's
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
IT USUALLY WORKS OUT OKAY
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Does game thread amnesty get extended if Felix is injured?
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I'm trying to joke about the LATE meme.
It’s not going too well.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
You missed a sex longevity joke opportunity there.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
Goddammit.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
NEEDS MORE CAPS
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I know when to jump ship on a bad joke.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I don't know about that...
you’re still following the 2008 Mariners, right?
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I'm still laughing.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA FUCKBASEBALL FUCK ARGH
Whatevsr
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Indeed.
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
More gingles?
I’ve tried to erase the bad moments from the 1980’s.
And then I see Jim Presley swinging at pitches in another state in my mind’s eye again, and minor league batting averages in the PI sports pages where Edgar’s leading the PCL again, and I have to grab the tequila bottle…
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
no ui an out of gingles but am in a tuxedooo
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Annnnd rec'd
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
Fuck this is funny.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Wedding? Awards Ceremony? Queen's Official Birthday?
Curious as to what social occasion gets the heavy drinking and formal wear…
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
graduands dinners of coulse
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Ah, makes sense.
Congratulations!
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Don't you mean 'congraduations'?
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I can spell right now because I haven't been drinking.
I might fix that later, though. I need to sample some tequilas before flying to Mexico for vacation next week.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
but i look really d fucking gat with my haer cut
goddamn parents say ‘graham cut your fucking hair bacuae you lookl like a tawat’ an d so it lll came off today and I am sd
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
vowels are overrated
JI - June 26, 2008
YOUR MOTHER IS OCVERPRICED BUT I HAED THE MONEY AND IT WAS OK I GUESS
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You know you're in a bad way when JI is giving you shit about your spelling
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
Congratulations
I’m glad you chose LL as your preferred afterparty destination
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
girl was putting too much lipstick on my face but ashe way too tall so escape!
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Simple rule:
People are pretty much all the same height lying down.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
WYA TO TALL
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Just for you gnome
Robert - June 26, 2008
That thread is one of our finer moments.
I’m glad it’s getting the recognition it deserves.
Goose - June 26, 2008
Late career performance spike?
Robert - June 26, 2008
Rich Harden: 8IP, 2H, 1BB, 11K
11 swings and misses on 95 pitches.
Beast.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
When Harden isn't hurt...damn.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
HE Ahas THE MESTBEAUTIFUL BLUE EYTES
\deanna is she lsot the ability to type
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
And Jarrod Washburn has the most beautiful chipmunk teeth.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
He also has the most beautiful teenage daughters
oh wait…
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
I wish Deanna was here to see that comment.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
DEANAN LIVES ON IN ALL OF US BRO-RAY
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Okay, you have to change your screen name to Bro-Ray now.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Shit, I might have to!!
Thingray - June 26, 2008
I told you I was totally going to go Kibo on you all
And, yeah, Harden has the most amazing eyes. And arm. Sigh.
Graham, come to Japan, I’ll buy you many, many beers. And shochu.
Deanna - June 27, 2008
He's healthy?
JI - June 26, 2008
Looks like the Nats are our real competition
From coolstandings.com
rickpo - June 26, 2008
The mariners did all they could to fend off the nationals head-to-head.
Fin - June 26, 2008
Now, it's our turn to cough some up to the Padres.
Strasburg Ho!
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Look at this
Robert - June 26, 2008
graham BAITING CARRIES A hey theasdr the button i dound it
i should deteldss this commnt
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
I'm glad you were able to find it
Robert - June 26, 2008
You're a bad person.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Graham is going to ban you, sober up, then forget you're banned for 2 months
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
I will stalk him quietly from a distance
Robert - June 26, 2008
This is just awful.
Fin - June 26, 2008
Fixed.
JI - June 26, 2008
Your forgot to shop a Rasmus Mariners jersey.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
I think you meanLooper.
JI - June 26, 2008
CAN I HAS A [COATHANGER] JERSEY?
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Since Graham got his second drunk thread does that mean I'm on deck
Robert - June 26, 2008
OR AON DSUICL!
HAHAHAHA ROBOERT SI A PENIS
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
told
Robert - June 26, 2008
SMASHED posting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drunk posting
Robert - June 26, 2008
The closer you are to the hospital, the more hilarious.
It’s a fine line.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Is JI first in succession order if one of the mods die?
Robert - June 26, 2008
The servers would melt.
JI - June 26, 2008
I just want to know how many bullets am I away
Robert - June 26, 2008
notw enogu
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Don't make me root for Graham's untimely demise.
JI - June 26, 2008
THINK OF THE POWER
Robert - June 26, 2008
More gin would be good for you Graham!
JI - June 26, 2008
I RAN otu of the gin ages ago dued I am drinking prot because iz atole a bottle from hall herehe
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Not to much though
More Gin= More Recs and I have no desire to give up number 3 on the leaderboard
Robert - June 26, 2008
Kiss the sig.
JI - June 26, 2008
Together we could over power Jeff and take Matthew and Graham with us
Robert - June 26, 2008
Jeff will be forced to beg for recs at VEB.
JI - June 26, 2008
I will toss them to him like pieces of crust
Robert - June 26, 2008
irtch
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
itch?
Robert - June 26, 2008
bitch!
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
I just wanted to be your friend
Robert - June 26, 2008
Graham's been at uni
I’m pretty sure his liver and the rest of his body is up to the challenge, after reading Graham Chapman’s autobiography.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Rec'd for truth
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Graham should drunk post some of Jeffs Drunk emails
Robert - June 26, 2008
Graham Jeff and Matthew should drunkpost a Three Guys who Agree on Everything segment
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
Rec'd because I endorse this idea
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
look i makes the picutrew
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
What's that big brown thing?
JI - June 26, 2008
BASEBALL BAT OF HAMMERINST
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Excellent.
JI - June 26, 2008
i i fogret the linghting bolt SITKREING ROBERT THE GNOME
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Did you you?
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
This means I get to live!
Robert - June 26, 2008
as a gnome
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I have lived the struggle for long enough
Robert - June 26, 2008
I assume there are hawt gnome queens.
JI - June 26, 2008
I split one in half the other night
Robert - June 26, 2008
Her name was Felix
Robert - June 26, 2008
Odd name for a queen.
JI - June 26, 2008
I cant make a sex joke without somehow including felix
Robert - June 26, 2008
It can be a pet name.
JI - June 26, 2008
aaaaand we've achieved ludicrous speed.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
needs more fucked up eyebrows
Robert - June 26, 2008
You're right, I should drink.
Eyebrows - June 26, 2008
So does anybody else find the whole fake "Ooh, Graham is drunk!" schtick to be forced and unfunny?
I mean, it’s terribly obvious that he is in fact fairly (if not completely) sober. The practiced misspelling and conceptual responses he comes up with are evidence enough of that. I guess everyone else just thinks it’s funny to “play drunk” or something, I dunno.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
no dues i just fon't care about the speling
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
When was the last time you tried to type smashed?
JI - June 26, 2008
I actually type very well smashed, but it takes like ten minutes to type each comment/AIM
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
During my thread
All I remember thinking was that I was writing the most intelligent thing ever. Like a modern day blogging mozart
Robert - June 26, 2008
I know wha ti asay is all misspielled but why would i care about spelling because i get to sesacape after poncing aout in a gown tomorws
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Not sure what that means but I think your a fag
Robert - June 26, 2008
wdl i think your'a peasant
all pesenats hahahahahaha
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Your going to give me some Pheasent?
Robert - June 26, 2008
o
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
And you were correct
I mean look at the genius
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
Funnily enough this is what drunken posting actually looks like
Try it sometime
OlSalty - June 26, 2008
Practically every post I have ever made on LL has been drunken posting.
Not a joke, my friend. Excepting maybe the ones made before 4:00PM CST.* I just type exceedingly well (and at high speeds) even while drunk. It’s my superhero skill a la Mystery Men.
*Neither Mariners nor Nats playing today, so not drunk.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
Crap, so putting two asterisks in a row triggers the "bold" function?
That’s a bunch of bullshit right there.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
my brain worsk bete than my fingers when i'm pissed i think
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Considering that you've made 2300+ posts, maybe you've got a problem...
Seriously, though, having posted a few things while totally wasted, I have no trouble believing that Graham is drunk. If you do indeed possess the ability to type well when totally hammered, you’re in the vast, vast minority.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I'm a lawyer...we're supposed to have drinking problems.
And yeah…maybe I was exaggerating a bit there. Let’s just say that the later a game (here in CST all the home games start at 9:00PM), the more likely I am to be kicking back with some Diet Sunkish and cheap vodka.
That’s right, I kick it dork-style.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
What kind of lawyer drinks cheap vodka?
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
One who's saving his money for an upcoming engagement/marriage, that's who
Besides, I like to mix it with soda…why waste your money on good alcohol if that’s what you’re gonna do?
esoteric - June 26, 2008
I 100% non-sarcastically agree with this
When I’m drinking cranberry vodka or whatever the best I ever use it Skyy.
seattlebruin - June 26, 2008
Yup.
Yuppies who order Grey Goose in their vodka crans make me laugh. No, fuckstick, you can’t taste the difference between house vodka and top shelf in a mixed drink (unless it’s just absolutely terrible vodka). Go away.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
To me, 'cheap' means Monarch, which you absolutely can taste in a mixed drink.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
HRD for the win!
kentroyals5 - June 26, 2008
Fuck yes.
A few years ago my friends and I were going to a rock festival and we thought we were going to be cool and sneak in some booze. We tried mixing HRD with…wait for it…Snapple.
That did not go well.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
Ah... the foibles of youth.
Mine was drinking Cuervo before realizing that pretty much all Cuervo is 51% tequila, 49% cheap-ass bodega rum with caramel (except for the ultra-premium stuff).
This put me off of tequila for years, and then I found out GOOD tequila doesn’t suck.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Cuervo mixed with Sunny Delight.
Not so delightful, especially after it sits in the Wenatchee sun for half of the day.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Cuervo by itself is awful.
Really, don’t drink any tequila that doesn’t say “100% pure agave tequila” on it. Even if it’s in mixed drinks.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I've had plenty of Cuervo over the years,
and plenty of good stuff as well. And I’m not a big tequila guy. Best stuff ever was the stuff I brought back from the tequila festival in Juarez, Mexico.
Can’t remember the name, but it was 100% agave, smooooth and delicious.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Exactly.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Jager and rootbeer.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
That's either interesting,
or the nastiest thing I’ve ever heard of.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
The latter.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Duly noted.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
A buddy of mine loved to put on what he called The Jager Challenge,
which basically involved me drinking jager mixed with god knows what for every party I attended. Just FYI jager and orange soda is not the way to go. Ever.
ningwers - June 27, 2008
I haven't been able to look at Jager since my Bachelor Party
Sec 108 - June 27, 2008
I did this once
Robert - June 27, 2008
I'm surprised you don't have alcohol's ranked in order
of their compatibility with Dew.
Matthew - June 27, 2008
Who's to say he doesn't?
ningwers - June 27, 2008
I was baiting for said ranking.
Matthew - June 27, 2008
Chugging Mt Dew is incredibly painful and vomit inducing if you include alcohol
Thats why god invented Mt Dew Amp energy drinks. If you want spend a little more Red Bull can be tasty and it completely covers the last of jager. On the very special occasions, I recommend 5 star energy drink as it has a sweet….oh my god im corco
Robert - June 27, 2008
Gordon's Vodka!
esoteric - June 26, 2008
Gordon's vodka's kinda ginny, which is OK in mixed drinks.
It’s just terrible straight.
I use Platinum 7X myself.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
You can taste Monarch if you're dead.
it’s beyond cheap.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Cheap vodka tastes, good vodka doesn't.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
There are decent mixer vodkas that are inexpensive.
It’s just beyond stupid to use expensive vodka for mixed drinks unless you’re trying to impress people at how much money you can waste.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Oh, I agree.
When he said ‘cheap’ I thought bottom shelf.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
What I meant was Gordons' Vodka, really.
Isn’t there a brand out there named Dmitri or something? I saw an entire handle of it on sale for like $10. That’s gotta be some shitty vodka right there.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
Depends.
Friend of mine brought back some Wyborowa from Poznan for like $8 for a fifth (when exchange rates were figured in).
I took it to a vodka party where we were doing shots of sub-0 C vodka with snacks/appetizers (Russki style). People had brought Vox, Belvedere, Ciroc, Chopin, and were doing bingo cards.
We had a fantastic party, and most people liked the Wyborowa best (it’s actually a pretty good vodka). This convinced me that the Poles put their second-best vodka in fancy bottles and ship it to America for yuppies and hispters to drink.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Exactly.
That is why Monarch sucks so bad.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Monoplowa or Spudka are the only vodka I really drink.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Not bad.
I’m a fan of (obviously) Wyborowa and Pshenychna “Rifle” Vodka myself, but the potato vodkas are good, too.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Which is worse, yuppies or hipsters?
My girlfriend and I think hipsters are worse, but I suspect that’s some latent self-hating there (we’re both closeted hipsters ourselves – we share their tastes but not their attitudes). Yuppies are stupid, but hipsters are the filthy inheritors of the disgusting hippie legacy.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
Yuppies.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
Show your work.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
First off, I don't even know what 'hipster' means.
I’m not convinced anyone really does; it can be applied to a huge cross-section of people.
Secondly, ‘hipsters’ as typically defined can be totally annoying, but they’re also a necessary evil in most large cities. They come to rock shows (even if only to be seen) and the money they spend helps keep clubs open, bands playing, they help drive fashion and cultural trends, etc.
Yuppies, however, do things like buy condos in ‘hip’ areas (like Capitol Hill and Belltown) and complain about the very things that brought them to the area in the first place, causing clubs to close, the character of established neighborhoods to be destroyed, and small, interesting businesses to be replaced with fusion restaurants. Take a look at Pike/Pine and Ballard if you need examples. In my daily interactions working in retail, hipsters might be snobs, but yuppies are often downright cruel.
And, most damningly, yuppies have led to the emergence of such trends as designer boutiques for babies and high-end dog salons. Seriously, is there even an argument here?
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
lawyers are gayrtarerd
do a real ubject
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
More Graham baiting.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 26, 2008
Graham what would you do to Jeff Clement?
Robert - June 26, 2008
say hello mr. clement it a is anice to meet a man of yo obvious calibre hey does this ra smell liek chloroform to no
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
And then?
Robert - June 26, 2008
Are you sure you want to know?
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Keeping in mind he's 6 foot 1...
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Graham can have a step-stool
kentroyals5 - June 26, 2008
I wonder if needed to sit on phonebooks tonight?
Robert - June 26, 2008
What if he's receiving?
kentroyals5 - June 26, 2008
Somehow, I envision this going...
... something like this.
PS: promise it’s not a Rickroll, which is so March anyway…
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I'm not that short so ffucn you ffuck
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
begone thsi ins not for our grains
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
not for our grains?
Robert - June 26, 2008
Graham should show Jeff whose boss by unbanning everybody thats been born
Robert - June 26, 2008
Do it for the HMS Surprise
Robert - June 26, 2008
No, he's gotta unban that "burn the tree" guy.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
fuck surprsibe sjhe is a brigate
it’s all aobut the shops of the lne bitcheses
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
My apologies
Now do it
Robert - June 26, 2008
What ever happened to F'n A's, anyway?
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
suicide?
JI - June 26, 2008
He wasn't a Mariners fan...
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
He delete hs diaries in shame.
JI - June 26, 2008
Graham, is that you?
kentroyals5 - June 26, 2008
no
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Why are you so quiet now?
Robert - June 26, 2008
i was on the flor ansd coulg t see keyoard
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
dno i stand ip
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You know what goes well with port? More port.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
i alrea\dy been sick
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
good sick or bad sick
Robert - June 26, 2008
vomit sivk whatever hlkinf ogesick that is
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
I dont understand
draw a picture
Robert - June 26, 2008
nor a pretty pictrew
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
FUCK WHAere the p[ictre
tty agan
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
I've vomited green before too.
JI - June 26, 2008
I did purple once.
After drinking 151 and eating buttermilk pancakes.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Or try stomach lining...
after drinking shitloads of homemade Kahlua made with Everclear.
Oh. My God.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
Maraschino (sp?) cherries soaked in Everclear do a number on you too.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Anything + Everclear is pretty much death
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
I'm glad those days have passed me by.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
it's red this time
i only had a couple glasses of white and desret wine beofer hammering down the port and clert
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
That hangover is gonna' be epic.
Aaron Campeau - June 26, 2008
I've done rainbow after eating a pound of sour gummy worms in 15 minutes
Robert - June 26, 2008
The people who I stole drinks from were drinking green drinks.
JI - June 26, 2008
I crapped fluorescent blue for three days
After downing 2 liters of Hawaiian Punch “Berry Blast” in one sitting.
Even the toilet paper was dyed blue. It was deeply problematic.
esoteric - June 26, 2008
THIS IS ALMOST AS DISGUSTING AS THE BODY HAIR THREAD
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 26, 2008
I thought your hair was shorter than that
Robert - June 26, 2008
i still self image with long hair
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You look like Zach from FF7
Robert - June 26, 2008
maybe my head isn;t as pojty as protrayed i guess?
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Its been a while since I've last seen you so who knows
Robert - June 26, 2008
Ooooh, time for electrolytes, B vitamins and aspirin.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
asputin ids chating
i sduffer the hangober becaesr i desrve them
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
If you can't stand up, it's probably best that you stop drinking.
Just don’t lie on your back.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
i can stand up
8 stabd uyo now
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
Thank goodness
Robert - June 26, 2008
You idiot thats how Jimi Hendrix died
You need to sleep face first
Robert - June 26, 2008
Keith Moon and John Bonham too.
JI - June 26, 2008
That's what I was trying to get across.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Well, I suppose.
My attitude is if God wanted me to have hangovers, he wouldn’t have invented aspirin, electrolytes and B vitamins.
I figure if I DON’T remember to take them and get the hangover, then it’s my fault and I deserve it, though.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
i drink lots o water
but i think pi;s are ceating
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
You misspelled "wine".
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Where's Brawndo when you need it?
Matthew - June 26, 2008
hiii amtthwe
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
uour msn xzays your's offline again i think it's fucked
Graham MacAree - June 26, 2008
MSN xrays sound serious
Robert - June 26, 2008
"xzays"
Even worse.
Thingray - June 26, 2008
Call in House.
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
He's already up to speed
JI - June 26, 2008
http://itsnotlup.us/
eponymous_coward - June 26, 2008
this is going to be enough hilarity to get me through the rest of my workday.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
God bless you, Graham.
BrianL - June 26, 2008
I was right. It was hilarious.
Matthew - June 26, 2008
I blame the keyboard.
JI - June 26, 2008
What did the keyboard ever do to you?
BrianL - June 27, 2008
Be crappy.
JI - June 27, 2008
The ultimate battle of sucktitude is upon us.
STRASBURG IS OURS! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! LET THE BITTER RIVALRY BEGIN!
Sam (sdsuaztec4) - June 26, 2008
Wooo go M's!!!!
We will lose to you Padres!!! 100 losses here we come!
But seriously, lately I root for the M’s to lose, I follow the bottom dwellers and hope they are winning.
Getting Strasburg would be pretty cool :) Our low minors pitching depth + Felix + Strasburg = a bright and beautiful future to dream about.
BeltredNOT - June 27, 2008
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