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Miguel Batista has thrown 41.7% of his pitches for a ball. That's not Dontrelle Willis bad, but it is worse than any single season in Daniel Cabrera's career (41.4% in 2004).

From Aaron Sele in 2005 to Joel Pineiro in 2006 to Horacio Ramirez in 2007 and now Miguel Batista in 2008; this team just cannot escape epic suck in the rotation. Karmic payback for 2001-3 I suppose.

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Its not even that he is bad really

Its that the team seems to not realize he is bad. I don’t know if they actually don’t know if he is bad, or they just don’t care?
But Batista seems to think he is injured (Back)

1. What's xOuts?

2. Is this a look into your database?

Expected outs?
1. Yes

2. Yes.

Could you explain further?

Also, that’s a nice paint job you’ve got there. Want your database to become an animal?

Needs more color.
Explain further?

Expected outs is the same as described here. I was including it in the search query to get a feel for a good cutoff. It’s a proxy for IP in a way.

Well

I guess it is that he is bad.

I didn't think Johnny Cueto had been that bad
1.77 HR/9

Lots of talent, and I think he’ll eventually be a guy who doesn’t walk many guys at all, but I think he’s going to have problems keeping the ball in the yard.

That's disgusting.
Miss Baek.

man if our GM’s knew how to use VORP…imagine the possibilities

VORP is so 2004.
And yet the Mariners don't know what it is :(
We have bigger problems.
Gee really? lol
I bet Miss Baek is hot.
Get on that LFOJL

Bonus points for making her an anthropomorphic vixen.

I just need someone to give me the picture
Go to town

Bonus points for breaking BrianL’s brain.

I think that happened earlier.
IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I WILL KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU’RE GOING TO ROT IN HELL

Quick n dirty

I AM GOING TO SEND JEREMY STEVENS TO YOUR HOUSE
bwhahahahahahahaha
I would rec and flag this if it were possible
Holy crap you are so rec'd
Per someone

smarter than me

Yeah, a more accurate title would be value Over Replacement Hitter.
VORH doesn't have a good ring to it
Sound like a Russian word.
In Russia, Hitter Values You!
Family Guy reference

Bonus Points

Flagged
I had no idea it was a Family Guy joke.
There is supposed to be a question mark after bonus points

And yes it is in Family Guy
“In Russia…road forks you”

no

That’s

In Soviet Russia…road forks you

not

In Russia…road forks you

JI is in good shape

It's in Family Guy.

It’s not a Family Guy joke. It’s a Yakov Smirnov joke or, to be even more accurate, an Arte Johnson joke.

Oh my.... oh my....

No…just….My goodness…

My lack of a question mark has tained my comment.

:S

Educate yourself.

Fail.

Family Guy is Jeff approved.

Right, but it's not a Family Guy joke.
At least when Futurama stole it, Fry gave credit to Yakov.
You're missing the big picture.
It is mentioned in Family Guy

As well as Futurama

Okay, say I tell a joke that I heard a stand-up comedian tell.

Is it my joke? No. It’s the writer’s joke. Doesn’t mean it’s not still funny, it just means it’s not MY joke.

I read that as Value Over Replacement Hitler.
You know what else is an epic failure?

This recording of LRB’s Reminiscing.

YOU PEOPLE WERE MORONS FOR DUMPING JOHN FARNHAM! He was way better than Glen Sharrock and Peter Whatshisface.

As is Kenney Jones playing My Generation

it sounds like fucking show tunes.

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