The weird thing is...sitting where we are right now, that thread makes a lot more sense.
Back then it obviously seemed perverse (I haven’t read the whole thing yet, dunno if he became more obviously trollish), but seriously, isn’t that what we’re saying now, roughly?
Whatever, he’s posting gay pr0n baseball cheesecake, so screw him.
Seriously, he’s pretty much the only Mariner I enjoy watching right now. Even Felix scares me these days…I’m just expecting his arm to explode or something awful.
You went to Penn? Like a third of my high school graduating class went there.
But yeah, that’s exactly the sort of school where that shit happened. Me, I went to Johns Hopkins…you get the idea. It’s like Penn except more cutthroat and with much uglier people.
Not like it really matters anymore. Once you get into law school THAT name is all that matters, not your undergrad. And in fact, your law school name IS something that follows you around for the rest of your professional career.
There was a time when I was entering stops into google maps and it got confused as it is wont to do and tried to direct me to drive to England. I much appreciated the part where it got to the Atlantic coast and then directed me to swim across the Atlantic.
as a whole package – academically, a lot of it depends on the program, but most of UCLA’s undergrad programs are solidly top 25-30.
In terms of campus/social life, I’d say that our campus is decent, not great (we have nothing on UW, for instance). Social life is pretty much typical college stuff the first two years, then when you move out of the dorms, all of SoCal is in driving distance, so there’s a shit ton to do.
And if you like hoops, we have a pretty good basketball team :)
I am already taking accounting at Community college as a pre req
and I am most likely going to be required to take at least a couple of finance and management classes as well as marketing in the business program. I am happy that I already almost have two years done with school (have to take one more accounting over the summer though).
Honestly, if you know you're going to go to law school, ANY expensive UG is a waste.
Just kick the shit out of your GPA at a weaker school, rock the LSAT, and you’re better positioned to get into a top law school than all those guys with lower grades and scores from Ivy League schools.
Why did you have to start out hot, convincing the Mariners that you’re good and thereby tricking them into thinking about contract extensions and such.
Undertaker’s character just isn’t that special to me anymore. He was awesome up until the Redneck gimmick, and since then I just cant like him anymore. Hard to think he is a dead man when he has a SARA tattoo on his neck.
I love Kennedy. I still want Jeff Hardy to get the title once. MVP is another one I love.
I still dream of a Christian vs. Edge Wrestlemania Main Event, but it will never come. :(
There has always been dumb stuff, but on the flip side…wrestling had its moments. And frankly, I like the dumb shit too…depending on what it is. I mean where else can you get a grown muscular man to dress up like a cat and call himself Battlekat?
I still miss the early/mid 90s…sure lots of really bad gimmicks, but the Bret-Owen feud was great, and my three favrotie wrestlers were kicking ass then. Razor Ramon, a young cocky Shawn Michaels, and Mr. Perfect (in that order).
At the time, I was fooled by the fake Razor and Diesel the WWF ran out after the real ones left. Element of surprise is gone because of the internet…
And it seems like all of my favorites are among the best ever who never get the title.
Oh and one more thing to vent…Jericho is still awesome. I prefer him as the long haired heel he once was, but still…I firmly believe he is the best wreslter of his generation, overall. I would like to see him get the title again sometime. Not digging the Nash Bridges haircut though.
It’s arguable that there’s only three wrestlers that aren’t under-utilized by the WWE right now (HHH, Cena, and the Undertaker). The writing is terrible compared to the attitude era, and even the Hogan/Warrior era.
When youre as poor as I am, you dont have the luxury of taking risks too much, but everyone here seems adamant that they are good…so I shall try them.
Oh, and I like Jones Soda…but we only had 2 kinds in the grocery store, I bought the Strawberryish one…didn’t care for it much. I rather have the Cream Soda flavor.
all I could think about was the potential for Dickey names on the jumbotron. The Dicktater is obviously paramount, but what about: When he gets a strike out: “You got Dicked” if he strikes out guys multiple times: “Addickted” If he throws a really good pitch: “ridickulous” other good ones: “Vindickated”, “Dickleberry,” “Just in the Dick of time”
Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow Bill Bavasi’s dick, a thousand dicks in John MacLaren’s religion, and everyone of these guys can suck butter from my ass.
At least the Dicktater is doing well
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
The Angels just got Wood
snickersnicker
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Not sure I want to know about the "other side" of Snoop Dogg
Paytheline - June 3, 2008
ALL MY GAMES ARE LIVE... mmmm... brains
//Harang
JI - June 3, 2008
I'm sorely tempted to show up to "the feed"
In a washburn shirt with a Vidro jersey over it
LantermanC - June 3, 2008
I think that this...
...is what some Mariner fans are after…
While it explains a lot…could it be worse that what we have??? I think not.
Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence - June 3, 2008
where do you guys find these things...
LantermanC - June 3, 2008
the intarweb is an incredible tool for useless images.
wongguy - June 3, 2008
the internet
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
Just Google "gay baseball fans"...lotsa laughs...
Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence - June 3, 2008
Mike Piazza
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
you don't need to repost in the new thread.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
You don't need to say "you" to me...E-VER...
Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence - June 3, 2008
the ice is cracking underneath your feet
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Oh, wait...
...are you a Manager? My bad…if I wash your car and mow your lawn, will you let me live?
Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence - June 3, 2008
Einstein, ladies and gentlemen
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
At least you're not an ass.
JI - June 3, 2008
aaaaaaand minimized
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Good call
Goose - June 3, 2008
Why would you want to minimize a big gay baseball player?
Shouldn’t you say MAXIMIZE???
Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence - June 3, 2008
MAKE IT STOP
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Please stop.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
Nathanho, everybody
everybody, Nathanho.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Welcome back.
Time for an IP ban.
Goose - June 3, 2008
1 night only!
JI - June 3, 2008
The original diary seemed so harmless...
JI - June 3, 2008
goodbye nathanho?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Is this some notorious troll I missed?
He seems like a right asshole.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Burn the Tree
Goose - June 3, 2008
You'll have to educate me...seriously, please clue me in.
The reference is going right over my head.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
If the diary still exists, do a search.
Goose - June 3, 2008
here
here
Matthew - June 3, 2008
The weird thing is...sitting where we are right now, that thread makes a lot more sense.
Back then it obviously seemed perverse (I haven’t read the whole thing yet, dunno if he became more obviously trollish), but seriously, isn’t that what we’re saying now, roughly?
Whatever, he’s posting gay pr0n baseball cheesecake, so screw him.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
context is important.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Why?
Goose - June 3, 2008
It's a full on capet bombing
JI - June 3, 2008
*carpet
I thought our suck was supposed to sto these things from happening.
JI - June 3, 2008
We're bombing the Capetians? That doesn't really seem fair
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Strike two
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
if you want to get Matthew or Jeff excited...
you have to at least show some nutsack
LantermanC - June 3, 2008
This commercial makes me think of WFB
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
The Nationals are fucking horrible.
JI - June 3, 2008
It's their first time
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
They don't have the means are equipment
but they did last 5 hours…
JI - June 3, 2008
And they certainly disagree with our political stances.
Shhhh.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Oh good butthol is here
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
It's a Jose Vidro christmas!
Matthew - June 3, 2008
butthol doesn't count
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Ok there are three peolpe that bug me.
JI - June 3, 2008
Just when this thread couldn't possibly get any better
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Yeah I just got home.
I’ll only be on half an hour though.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I'm sure that this was intended for your IM window
and was typed here on accident
JI - June 3, 2008
It was for Jeff and you
So you would have something to look forward to at 10.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I don't like having to watch the Giants either
Poor Barry Zito.
Hit4TheCycle - June 3, 2008
K!
wongguy - June 3, 2008
Fuck you.
Fuck you for being right.
Again, fuck you.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Well, so far..
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
strike 3?
wongguy - June 3, 2008
Wait when did the seventh end?
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
when did we score 4 runs?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I could reply in gif form if neccessary.
JI - June 3, 2008
Dickey for MVP
Alaska - June 3, 2008
seconded
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
Jose Arredondo has the name of someone who's going to be awesome
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
sounds too close to Jose Vidro to me
LantermanC - June 3, 2008
I don't like your screenname because it sounds too much like poopbear
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
you lost me on that one...
LantermanC - June 3, 2008
Arredondo sounds nothing like Vidro
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
i'm sure you're being sarcastic
but i THINK he was getting at the jose’s, good sir.
wongguy - June 3, 2008
Is BrianL around?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Too busy with Deadliest Catch.
JI’s filling in.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
I was just watching deadliest catch.
Forgot how intense it is.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Use capital letters
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
If you wanna job done right...
JI - June 3, 2008
Not as good as Sixto Lescano.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
I like to think that Willits has a helium voice
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Or Pee-Wee Herman
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
that would be accurate.
wouldn’t it be funnier to have a more ironic, manly voice?
wongguy - June 3, 2008
he needs tayshaun prince voice.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
whoa.
wongguy - June 3, 2008
And a cleft asshole
Jordan of Boise - June 3, 2008
Rick Astley voice
JI - June 3, 2008
Carl Lewis
waldo rojas - June 3, 2008
Equally funny
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Tay Zonday
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Serge from Beverly Hills Cop
Paytheline - June 3, 2008
Gilbert Gottfried
Slica - June 3, 2008
What?
Where was Willits grit and hustle?
Happybelly - June 3, 2008
So I'm already tired of that happening
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
So you want to get rid of Burke and sign Mirabelli?
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
Don't we have some OTHER catcher who can CATCH the knuckleball?
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
The only thing I've taken pleasure from over the last few games is Dickey.
GOOD THING WE KEPT HIM IN THE MINORS FOR ALMOST A MONTH WHILE WE STOOD AROUND WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Quit doing the wave stupid people
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
At this point I consider a delightfuly sarcastic gesture of disgust from the fans.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
nah, it's all soccer moms who think it is cool.
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
I prefer my hipster-contempt spin.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Dickey looks like he balks to me
He shifts his front foot before making the move.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
As long as he gets away with it, works for me!
Seriously, he’s pretty much the only Mariner I enjoy watching right now. Even Felix scares me these days…I’m just expecting his arm to explode or something awful.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I'm not complaining, just noticing.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
NICE through Jamie.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
You're going to do great on the SAT
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
No, he'll do grate.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
I think he's BizzarroCoach.
JI - June 3, 2008
Bizzaroooo
I made an egg for you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
ewww
JI - June 3, 2008
im bizarro stormy
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
I'm Regular Stormy.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
I actually exceeded in vocabulary and lit state testing.
But not math :(
Okay don’t get on me for that. That’s the only personal-life comment from me tonight.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I would have done grate on the SATs if it weren't for the math section.
JI - June 3, 2008
never took the sat's
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
[shift-key.jpeg]
BrianL - June 3, 2008
JI - June 3, 2008
I like how the shift key jpg is used to signify a plead for proper capitalization
and JI’s shift key jpg has shift in lowercase.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
It's an Apple keyboard.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
Which I prefer, personally.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Apples are for losers.
JI - June 3, 2008
and me.
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
Erm >:(
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
wr9iong
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
I am reccomending this FanComment
Robert - June 3, 2008
You are just jealous
That’s what Steve Jobs tells me.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Pretty much all shift keys are written in lowercase, right?
The ones on my two laptops are both lowercase.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Mine is capitalized you idiot
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Truth raper
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Brand? Desktop keyboard or laptop?
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Dell laptop
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I'm sorry you have a Dell
I bought two Dell laptops before swearing I would never have anything to do with that brand ever again. Fuck you, Inspiron. Fuck you.
I’m rocking a sweet HP now, as a graduation gift.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
My two Dell laptops have been magnificent
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
No where near as magnificent as my Lenovo Thinkpad.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
IBM are fantastic machines.
I miss my T43 like nobody’s business.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
IBMs are fantastic machines, but too expensive.
The HP I’ve got is a nice compromise between awesomeness (17 inch screen, but heavy) and price point.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I used to get deals on IBMs back in school.
I really want a tiny laptop but cannot find anything that combines my desire for inexpensive but not shit.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Shame money is an obstacle.
Lenovo’s new X300 is one hell of a machine. Price will come down once they start selling one with a non-flash drive.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
I really wanted one with linux on it
basically an entirely bare bones machine with a 10-12” screen that I can take when I travel so I don’t lug around my 15.4”
Like the ASUS if it weren’t shit.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I've got a four-year old R50p that still runs and performs like a champ.
I’ll eventually replace it with an X300, but I’m still happy with this one.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
New Dell laptops are awesome.
Older ones had some issues, but my sister’s is badass.
Aaron Campeau - June 4, 2008
All three of mine are capitalized
and even still, I find it funny regardless.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Mine has upper and lower case.
JI - June 3, 2008
I planned it that way be because I am a master of subtlety.
JI - June 3, 2008
I think he has a Fisher Price keyboard
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
what of the SAT's did you not take?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Their LIFE!
(there life)
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
any of it.
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
whoosh
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I remember when I got to college, people kept asking each other what their SATs were.
Yes, I went to an intensely competitive, super-nerdy college. And I’m about to graduate from an intensely competitive, super-nerdy law school.
I’ve finally come to terms with the reality that I am, in fact, an intensely competitive super-nerd.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Same here. It was a common topic for the first week of freshman year.
I had fun telling people I scored like a 1000 or something.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
That actually would have been the cool response.
“Yeah, I got a 1100. You see that building over there? It’s named after my dad.”
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I did that all the time
because coincidentally there is a Carruth building at Penn.
Alas, that wasn’t unusual at all so it didn’t elicit much of a response.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
You went to Penn? Like a third of my high school graduating class went there.
But yeah, that’s exactly the sort of school where that shit happened. Me, I went to Johns Hopkins…you get the idea. It’s like Penn except more cutthroat and with much uglier people.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Where exactly is Johns Hopkins?
I’ve gotten offers from there, I just knew it was back east.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
You're in middle school.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I was thinking the same thing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
It was more like a "keep going the way you're going and we're interested
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
They send those to everyone
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I remember that!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
No, it was more like a form letter they send to every person in the country.
Reality is going to be harsh.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Okay...
Damn… I thought I was special :[
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Nope
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
You aren't
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Don't I get any credit for being a kid on LL?
That means I’m pretty cool, right?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Consider the precedent
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Do you usually hang out with people 10 years older than you?
JI - June 3, 2008
Not usually
But I do, however, click with them better. They get me more.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
No they don't
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Maybe they do
and that’s the sad part
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
No really
If it makes you feel any better, basically only adults and kids older than me like me.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
This phenomenon is not manifesting itself as you are leading me to believe
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I didn't say you guys
Adults in real life, and high schoolers I know from other Mariners blogs, to name a few.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Mom and Dad don't count
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
People on other Mariner blogs are idiots.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
DOV?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Try harder with your peers
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Start smoking
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I do.
My humor is not gotten though.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I can't imagine why
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Damn them for not getting your gobs of wit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
^ that was a reply to OI salty.
Not LFOJL.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
And I almost respected you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
It translates even worse to an older audience
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
I think I know what he's talking about
If you score highly on some middle school tests John Hopkins will offer you some piddly scholarship if you keep it up, I got offered the same thing.
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Thank you.
See what I meant?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
It's nothing special
As long as you aren’t a complete retard they’ll send that to you
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
I was bored one month so I saved every single form letter colleges sent me
I ended up with something around 85.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
What was the most prestigious?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
That's subjective.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Well what was in your opinion the most?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
This matters
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Departments matter more than colleges.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Unless you go to a super tiny college
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Way to plan ahead doofus.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Now that I have a job my collegiate background doesn't mean anything anymore
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
It can be used to belittle you
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
No it can't
my college > your college
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
what is your college?
Fin - June 3, 2008
http://www.trincoll.edu/
The only people I know for a fact I lose to here are Matthew and Graham.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
You lose to me.
Not like it really matters anymore. Once you get into law school THAT name is all that matters, not your undergrad. And in fact, your law school name IS something that follows you around for the rest of your professional career.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Wow...that came off remarkably douchey.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
A little bit, yeah
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Don't worry about it
People who can back up their awesomeness are lauded here.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Where did Graham go?
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Graham just finished Cambridge
yesterday.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
If he's reading this he is a loser
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I fucking hate guys with British accents
They get so much college tail. It’s sickening. Positively sickening.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
This is example #134132 of how Graham is smarter than us
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
'Ello Guvna!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Example #134133 of how Graham is dumber than us
He went to college in England where his accent gets him no play.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I didn't realize the examples of him being dumber and smarter
were that neck and neck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
the whole list is housed at
www.listofgraham.com
Matthew - June 3, 2008
bad link.
JI - June 3, 2008
Well us Americans have the upper hand in Austrailia
From what I have heard. Aussie girls dig american accents.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Must confirm.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
This intrigues me
if only Australia weren’t a total deathtrap.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Maybe Kiwi girls feel the same way about US accents?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Everybody but America hates America.
JI - June 3, 2008
Roadtrip!
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
uhh...
There was a time when I was entering stops into google maps and it got confused as it is wont to do and tried to direct me to drive to England. I much appreciated the part where it got to the Atlantic coast and then directed me to swim across the Atlantic.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Proof?
Fin - June 3, 2008
sadly no
they fixed the bug and I never screen cap’d it.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I'd like to know the estimated transportation time
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
2,143 hours
2,284 with traffic.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Gotta beat that traffic
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
fucking QEII hogs every boatpool lane
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Gotta take the surface streets
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
then you get the icebergs
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I've heard stories of people calling traveling agencies
and wanting to know the best route to drive to Hawaii.
JI - June 3, 2008
I think most foreign girls outside england dig American accents and find them sophisticated
But you wouldn’t have to learn a new language with Australians
Fin - June 3, 2008
There used to be a time they loved our money too >:(
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Now our money is worthless
all about those euros.
Fin - June 3, 2008
I just want to do something special for all the ladies in the world
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Recite Fools Rush In from memory
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
whoosh
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Fuck me
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I already told you I wasn't going to do that.
JI - June 3, 2008
closer.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Offer or exclamation?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Exclamation to you
offer to Eliza
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Ew creepy she-witch
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
But Graham returns in a month
Advantage Graham.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Chicks dig height.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Plus he's only going back to WA
That’ll cost him points.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
CT REPRESENT
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I was made Admin
I would follow Brett and Graham with a camera
Robert - June 3, 2008
damnit...
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Graham is tiny
that has to be a hindrance.
JI - June 3, 2008
My comment was written before yours!
Matthew - June 3, 2008
nope
JI - June 3, 2008
upon refreshing this window
mine was indeed first.
JI - June 3, 2008
I can delete yours.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Child.
JI - June 3, 2008
upon refreshing, mine still appears ahead of yours
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Isn't that cute
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
BUT IT'S WRONG!
Goose - June 3, 2008
I call bullshit.
JI - June 3, 2008
Oh right
I also lose to you. But on the plus side Baltimore is one of the few cities in the country that sucks worse than Hartford.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I freely concede that. Baltimore is a cesspool
On the other hand, The Wire has given me a sort of retroactive gritty credibility. Nowadays I just say “I went to college in WEST BALTIMORE, SON.”
Then I sling some dope.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
People usually just ask me about the Whale
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
BRING THE WHALERS BACK TO HARTFORD
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
We tried
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I deserve more street cred for living in West Philadelphia.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Fresh Prince?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Born and raised?
Did you spend most of your days on the playground?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Chilling all lax and acting all cool?
Goose - June 3, 2008
What about those of us who didn't go to college?
Goose - June 3, 2008
Lots of beer and pot
Robert - June 3, 2008
You had a way more fun four years
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
EWU FTW
JI - June 3, 2008
That would explain your english degree
Robert - June 3, 2008
My high school had higher standards.
JI - June 3, 2008
You will lose to me once I apply to Harvard, Yale, Brown, Oxford, and MIT
I am 100% certain I will get accepted to all of these schools
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Stanford never sent me an application and I asked twice
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I think I'll go to college in LA
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Go to college in LA :)
It’s the best thing you’ll ever do
seattlebruin - June 3, 2008
I'm going to look at UCLA in July
Is it nice?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
This should garner an objective response
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
UCLA is really, really nice
as a whole package – academically, a lot of it depends on the program, but most of UCLA’s undergrad programs are solidly top 25-30.
In terms of campus/social life, I’d say that our campus is decent, not great (we have nothing on UW, for instance). Social life is pretty much typical college stuff the first two years, then when you move out of the dorms, all of SoCal is in driving distance, so there’s a shit ton to do.
And if you like hoops, we have a pretty good basketball team :)
seattlebruin - June 4, 2008
Fuck Stanford >:(
Matthew - June 3, 2008
They sent me one
me > you.
Caltech oddly didn’t send me one.
bluemax - June 4, 2008
That's a shitty choice of five schools.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I might just apply to them
with a college essay that says, “Dear (School), you are my backup”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
UW!
I just got in a week ago.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Congrats. What are you going for?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Business Administration - Marketing.
Fin - June 3, 2008
My tip: take some finance and accounting classes along the way
to a BA degree.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
I am already taking accounting at Community college as a pre req
and I am most likely going to be required to take at least a couple of finance and management classes as well as marketing in the business program. I am happy that I already almost have two years done with school (have to take one more accounting over the summer though).
Fin - June 3, 2008
Based on an n of 1, there is a 100% chance that if you get into Brown I will break up with you and three years later you will break up with me
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I like those odds; I might actually apply now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Wait, three years later?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Good times, those
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Harvard rejected everybody from my high school class.
I remember there being a major shitstorm of controversy about it.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Meh. I consider Harvard undergrad somewhat a waste.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Honestly, if you know you're going to go to law school, ANY expensive UG is a waste.
Just kick the shit out of your GPA at a weaker school, rock the LSAT, and you’re better positioned to get into a top law school than all those guys with lower grades and scores from Ivy League schools.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
This is true.
Did you know 100% you were going law?
I have flashbacks to how many people on my freshman hall said they were going to med school.
Number of them who actually did: 0
Though 95% of people I knew who went to grad went Law.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Hahahahaha MIT is terrible
Graham MacAree - June 4, 2008
Oh and so is Oxford
Graham MacAree - June 4, 2008
My college doesn't exist
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
This phrasing assumes it ever meant something in the first place.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
It was a conversation piece during interviews
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I got one from MIT
That makes me a genius
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
I really like the MIT urban-university mentality.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I hope to god you aren't serious
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Don't worry.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I don't want you to take this the wrong way:
You are exceedingly unlikely to ever get into Johns Hopkins.
And it’s in Baltimore, MD. The land of The Wire.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I wanted to go to JH for grad school for like a year
Matthew - June 3, 2008
P.S., UPenn, that's a state school, right?
JoePa is the awesomest coach ever, dood!
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I will fucking cut you
Matthew - June 3, 2008
You don't like JoePa?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Oh this is just so sad.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
I think it's hilarious how it's a sore spot with Penn students.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
P.S. Hey, at least they pronounce your alma mater correctly.
You have no idea how much hearing “John Hopkins” enrages me.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
At least they know it's a good school.
Or do they? Do they just think it’s a med school?
Matthew - June 3, 2008
People really think it's just a med school.
They don’t realize it’s got a top department in nearly every discipline except mathematics. I majored in history there myself…fantastic program.
Oh, the number of times I got the question “what kind of doctor do you want to be?” when I said where I was going to school…
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Too bad you didn't get a phD in history from there.
That would be highly amusing.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
That's actually what I would usually say.
“I want to be a doctor of history.”
Typical response: mute, uncomprehending stare.
esoteric - June 3, 2008
Then you go
I… WANT… TO…. BE… A …
and so forth.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Our university is awesome and we get confused for a state school.
Why wouldn’t we be sore about that? Fuck you Ben Franklin, you should have come up with a more clever name.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Birds of a feather?
Or were you being ironic.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Nice what?
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
I'm sure he threw the ball well also
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
THROW.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Redeemed
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Oh Raul
Why did you have to start out hot, convincing the Mariners that you’re good and thereby tricking them into thinking about contract extensions and such.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
He is 6'8"!
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
Dickey is?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Did we lose already or what?
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Does A-Rod have to hit the head?
He’s doing a little full bladder shifting.
Paytheline - June 3, 2008
Hope? Still false.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
I should pay attention, Dickey is kicking ass.
R Dickey 4.2 2 0 0 1 6 2.95
JI - June 3, 2008
His knuckleball is sick tonight.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
Is it ever not?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Yes?
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
DICKEY 4 ROTATION
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
But he'll lose velocity
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
So he'll pitch like Phil Niekro until he's 50?
Great, sign me up.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
I like this
King Felix
Bedard
Morrow
RRS
Dickey
with Silva, Washburn and Batista throwing garbage AND garbage relief.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
Kidding correct?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
No, hallucinating.
Let’s face it, this would never happen with Bavasi as a GM.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
Helllll no
Ain’t gonna happen, but it’s probably the best option with our current pieces.
Jordan of Boise - June 3, 2008
I just think that a loss of the 3 best pitchers in our middle and long relief corps is not in best interest
As much as starting pitchers are more valuable, your bullpen needs to be stacked too.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Bad rotation + decent bullpen < decent rotation + bad bullpen
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
How about
Good front of rotation, mediocre/bad back of rotation + fairly alright bullpen
>
REALLY good rotation + terrible, terrible bullpen.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Because that's done so well for us to this point.
Jordan of Boise - June 3, 2008
Hint:
You don’t HAVE to keep Washburn, Silva and Batista if some kid in AA can pitch middle relief better than them.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
pair Morrow and Dickey and keep Silva in.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Until they are stretched out.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
What about Ry-Fi?
Slica - June 3, 2008
He's like Washburn without the pedo.
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
Dickey kind of looks like a Walrus.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
Holmgren for #5 starter!
MFAN - June 3, 2008
An improvement over Tits/Washburn.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
and 1000000x more fun to watch
MFAN - June 3, 2008
The tits would be bigger
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
HAHAHA SUCK IT TORII
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
YYEESSSSS
wongguy - June 3, 2008
Getting sick
Of the same Triple H, Orton, Cena, Batista, Undertaker people.
At least Edge is 100 kinds of awesome. The rest are just boring.
Slica - June 3, 2008
Taker is still awesome.
Then again I don’t watch Smackdown, so I’m not overexposed to him.
Other than that, yeah. Needs more Mr. Kennedy.
Goose - June 3, 2008
I dont watch Smackdown either
Undertaker’s character just isn’t that special to me anymore. He was awesome up until the Redneck gimmick, and since then I just cant like him anymore. Hard to think he is a dead man when he has a SARA tattoo on his neck.
I love Kennedy. I still want Jeff Hardy to get the title once. MVP is another one I love.
I still dream of a Christian vs. Edge Wrestlemania Main Event, but it will never come. :(
Slica - June 3, 2008
I came to terms at a young age that Professional Wresling is ridiculously stupid.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
It's entertainment.
And it’s not everybody’s cup of tea.
Goose - June 3, 2008
The tragic thing is, it never even entertained me either.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
That's not a tragedy.
JI - June 3, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
What was that for?
qrsouther - June 4, 2008
It was better in a different time.
Not sure your age, but you’re too young.
There has always been dumb stuff, but on the flip side…wrestling had its moments. And frankly, I like the dumb shit too…depending on what it is. I mean where else can you get a grown muscular man to dress up like a cat and call himself Battlekat?
Slica - June 3, 2008
Good point.
Butthol missed the best part of the “Attitude Era”.
Goose - June 3, 2008
Or the early days of the NWO
I still miss the early/mid 90s…sure lots of really bad gimmicks, but the Bret-Owen feud was great, and my three favrotie wrestlers were kicking ass then. Razor Ramon, a young cocky Shawn Michaels, and Mr. Perfect (in that order).
Slica - June 3, 2008
Yup. The original NWO was great.
I remember watching that Nitro with my jaw on the floor after Hogan dropped the leg on Savage and tossed Sting out of the ring.
Goose - June 3, 2008
I remember when Hall showed up.
At the time, I was fooled by the fake Razor and Diesel the WWF ran out after the real ones left. Element of surprise is gone because of the internet…
And it seems like all of my favorites are among the best ever who never get the title.
Oh and one more thing to vent…Jericho is still awesome. I prefer him as the long haired heel he once was, but still…I firmly believe he is the best wreslter of his generation, overall. I would like to see him get the title again sometime. Not digging the Nash Bridges haircut though.
Slica - June 3, 2008
Rock>Jericho in overall package.
But it’s close. Jericho’s mic skills have always been top of the line, and he’s a damn good wrestler to boot.
Goose - June 3, 2008
You know
After I posted that I said to myself ‘The Rock is right there with him though’.
Slica - June 3, 2008
Jericho might be the most underrated wrestler ever.
Goose - June 3, 2008
The Biker/Redneck gimmick wasn't so much a gimmick as it was him wanting to act more like himself.
But yeah, it was kinda dumb.
And Hardy would of had the title by now if he hadn’t gotten stupid like RVD.
Goose - June 3, 2008
Damnit I missed a wrestling thread.
It’s arguable that there’s only three wrestlers that aren’t under-utilized by the WWE right now (HHH, Cena, and the Undertaker). The writing is terrible compared to the attitude era, and even the Hogan/Warrior era.
Omerta - June 3, 2008
AGGRESSIVE BASERUNNING
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
I don't think people will be running on him much longer
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
That wasn't running on him, that was just running for the hell of it.
Dickey didn’t even move and Toriii just took off. WTF
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
Mike Scioscia forgot to tell Torii
that he can’t run on a pitcher anytime he wants.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I said when he came up that I wasn't buying the RA Dickey hype until he proved he could be effective
in the majors with the knuckleball and I got alot of shit for it here.
Huh, turns out you guys were right.
Woops.
Goose - June 3, 2008
I still don't think that's what people were saying.
I think most of just think a knuckleballer is more entertaining than generic suck.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
if you're going to watch a pitcher get shelled,
might as well watch a knuckleballer than washburn’s garbage
snow - June 3, 2008
Dickey hype??
I just heard we signed a knuckler and I got excited to see it, that’s all.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Was not talking about you and your opinion.
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
It was just my $.02
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Yay I tuned back in for a Reed AB.
BrianL - June 3, 2008
This should go great
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
When you get that first pitch called for a strike..u got it made.
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
Putz warming up for some reason...
ThundaPC - June 3, 2008
Cairo pinch hitting
I would care, but I don’t.
Happybelly - June 3, 2008
But why?
What is he supposed to do here?
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
I care. what the fuck squinty?
Alaska - June 3, 2008
Well, that's about what you'd expect.
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
Miguel Cairo?
I fucking hope squinty gets raped.
joof - June 3, 2008
We just pinch-hit with Miguel Cairo
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
and yet I feel nothing
JI - June 3, 2008
Add this to the list
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Remember that thing about Cairo guessing the pitches...
He must really suck, because he knows whats coming and still misses.
dkulich - June 3, 2008
Yuni needs to...ahh, I truly don't care.
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
K-rod has such a smooth fluid motion
A pleasure to watch
Smegmalicious - June 3, 2008
Not as much as seeing something well stroked.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Automatic stike?
What the hell happened there? Did Cairo’s suckiness break gameday?
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2008
This is my favorite glitch of the season
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Yeah, what the hell happened for us
gamedayers?
redwolf75 - June 3, 2008
*strike
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2008
fuck
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
what a douche
JI - June 3, 2008
STRASBURG!!
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
PICS OR IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
*GIFS
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
I'm convinced you are Coach.
JI - June 3, 2008
Remember your 3 step process:
1. Type
2. Wait 20 seconds
3. Click “Cancel”
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
Isn't anyone gonna post the furry things dancing gif?
Isn’t that our Strasburg celebration gif?
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
Sorry man...
I thought that was the mean for after-losses.
qrsouther - June 3, 2008
Suck a dick K Rod
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Smart at bat Yuni
Happybelly - June 3, 2008
Aaaaaand there went the false hope.
Good job playing for Strasburg!
eponymous_coward - June 3, 2008
Shoulda PH Bloomquist for Yuni
I mean, why not.
krb - June 3, 2008
Threw the exact same pitch three times.
ThundaPC - June 3, 2008
God HATES you
You fuck
Bhamster - June 3, 2008
I would wager that you are incorrect
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Really though
you must admit that the Rod’s post-save ejaculations are a bit egregious
Bhamster - June 3, 2008
I do
but he has to thank someone for keeping his arm intact.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I'd call it unholy
Bhamster - June 3, 2008
Rockies winning in the 8th!
Strasbourg here we come.
redwolf75 - June 3, 2008
Huzzah! Beat LA!
Goose - June 3, 2008
Season needs to end tonight
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
We'd then have to cut Strasburg in half.
But then again, half of Strasburg would be a better pitcher than Jarrod Washburn.
redwolf75 - June 3, 2008
We have the tiebreaker
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Neato.
Goose - June 3, 2008
I fucking hate you K-rod
oh and a really nice AB by Yuni to finish it.
MFAN - June 3, 2008
Tinypic is broken which is a shame because I want to share a gif with everyone.
JI - June 3, 2008
imageshack
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
File is too big.
JI - June 3, 2008
picattic
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
i'll host it then
can you email it to me
PhilKenSebben - June 3, 2008
The moment has passed.
JI - June 3, 2008
We lost a game with the opposition making three plays liek this.
JI - June 3, 2008
I was there.
That shit drove me insane.
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
I'm still chuckling about sending Cairo to pinch hit in the ninth.
Must’ve been quite the sphincter-tightening moment for LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Paytheline - June 3, 2008
Kemp and Yorvit smackdown!
Frosty Raptor - June 3, 2008
Kreuger:
Saunders for AS team!
JI - June 3, 2008
Just got home from work
Anything special happen?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Beltre went deep thrice and JJ struck out the side in the ninth
we lost 11-5.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Ignore any box scores you see from the game they're totally wrong
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
And the girls are just over there...see?
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
The dark-haired one can really move
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the result of the game
Fin - June 3, 2008
Alcohol poisoning?
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
You guys have a good game thread tonight?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Too much gay stuff / 2girls1cup
JI - June 3, 2008
I sat this one out
Robert - June 3, 2008
I had to work
But got to make money.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Flu like symptoms?
JI - June 3, 2008
Trying to learn how to drive a manual which will lead to flu like symptoms tommorow
Robert - June 3, 2008
I failed so hard at that.
JI - June 3, 2008
Fucking first gear
Robert - June 3, 2008
fucking getting the car to move
JI - June 3, 2008
nope
we lost. no surprise
Fireball309 - June 3, 2008
Jose Lopez continued being awesome and hit his second homerun in 2 days!
joof - June 3, 2008
:D
I consider this game as a WIN.
Slica - June 3, 2008
Holy crap, just saw the box/core.
The Angels sure got owned on the basepaths tonight. And what the fuck—Rob Quinlan trying to steal?
redwolf75 - June 3, 2008
Ok now that the game is over
Someone enlighten me with a little more details on Sunchips.
Besides being delicious, semi-fruity chips, what else can you say?
Slica - June 3, 2008
shiny bag
JI - June 3, 2008
I can't believe you've never had them
they’re pretty much everywhere.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Im in Maryland
I dont remember ever seeing them around here, but ill check sometime.
I did see Jones Soda in the local grocery store, which shocked me…so im sure they are in there somewhere.
Any flavor in particular?
Slica - June 3, 2008
Jones Soda is delicious
regular Sunchips are good. French onion Sunchips are also good.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Okie doke, I shall try them sometime.
When youre as poor as I am, you dont have the luxury of taking risks too much, but everyone here seems adamant that they are good…so I shall try them.
Oh, and I like Jones Soda…but we only had 2 kinds in the grocery store, I bought the Strawberryish one…didn’t care for it much. I rather have the Cream Soda flavor.
Slica - June 3, 2008
Crushed melon flavor Jones Soda is liquid awesome
Nick S - June 3, 2008
Agreed, rec'd, etc
They’ve started selling cans of Jones, but no crushed melon cans yet, and the bottles are hard to find.
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
Somebody hasn't been to Subway.
Goose - June 3, 2008
I have no idea how they could be considered semi-fruity.
Matthew - June 3, 2008
Oh, thats what JI said in the other thread...I think it was JI
Guess he was kidding around?
Slica - June 3, 2008
They are definately something a girl would eat.
JI - June 3, 2008
A guy would eat them too on account of they are delicious
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I agree.
JI - June 3, 2008
In that case, I will ask my girlfriend about them.
Slica - June 3, 2008
This needs to happen with Richie up.
Crystal for DH - June 3, 2008
sidebar?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
The best part is "Result-Null"
Goose - June 3, 2008
I like the "Auto Strike" as well
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
ha
JI - June 3, 2008
I have the theme from Armageddon playing in a loop
and it makes this gamethread 5646541 times cooler.
Robert - June 3, 2008
The decent theme or the homo theme
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Is aerosmith the homo one?
Fin - June 3, 2008
The one with "duh hu hu hu hu dum hu hu hu dum hu hu HU hu hu hu"
“ding ding ding DING ding ding Ding”
“La LA La LA la la
Robert - June 3, 2008
Oh ok
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
if only there were a way to link a video of this...
JI - June 3, 2008
I just went to youtube to listen to the armageddon theme and I have to say I have no clue as to what part you are typing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Tied with Colorado for Strasburg.
ThundaPC - June 3, 2008
we own tiebreaker!!
Matthew - June 3, 2008
So do you think butthol's internet gets shut off at 10,
or do his parents just order him to bed?
JI - June 3, 2008
Probably plugged in right next to mom or dad on the couch..they just pull it out of the wall at 10
kentroyals5 - June 3, 2008
I think they'd disapprove of game threads.
JI - June 3, 2008
I'm still waiting for the day Coach's parents find this place.
Goose - June 3, 2008
We'll defend his honor by showing them the beer thread.
JI - June 3, 2008
His dad is probably an alcoholic
Robert - June 3, 2008
We should also show them the times he betrayed everything he believes in order to fit in.
JI - June 3, 2008
Which he still doesn't
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I find this to be delicious.
JI - June 3, 2008
I kind of wish you had that disclaimer when entering the website like ones that porn sites have
That direct under 18s somewhere else (thomas the tank engine).
Fin - June 3, 2008
That would be way funnier to me than it would be to the people in charge of the network
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Maybe you could make a mirror site that keeps it PG.
JI - June 3, 2008
Neo LL?
Goose - June 3, 2008
No
that is where I will be banished to for being a political dissident.
JI - June 3, 2008
Isn't there some federal law restricting minors from using public internet forums?
That’d be a good excuse.
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Still redirect them to Thomas the Tank Engine
I guess it would go for Coach and butthol.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Parents are so irresponsible when it comes to the internet
Don’t they know what goes on here?
OlSalty - June 3, 2008
Jeff totally makes a Family Guy reference in the BURN THE TREE thread.
JI - June 3, 2008
linky?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I still use that one
I cherry-pick.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
So, I went to find it myself and I'm disappointed
I thought it would be something like, “OMG MY NAME IS JEFF AND I LOVE PETR GRIFFN” because that’s how Jeff usually posts
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I've matured over the year
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Why can't you be more like Peter Pan?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Couldn't stop Jarrod from calling
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
At least Peter Pan would get my FotC references
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I don't think that's true
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
FotC?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Flight of the Conchords?
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
Great now LFOJL is going to hate you too
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Just post some Sex and the City picture
it’ll distract him and he’ll forget all about hating you.
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
You are such a Samantha (I hope that's the name of one of them)
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
You don't have to pretend you don't know them to us.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Watch out
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Fin - June 3, 2008
I don't like you anyway
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Oh, it's on
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
god damn it beat me to it
I accidentally refreshed the page.
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
Eyebrows - June 3, 2008
Lets go punk. One on one on the b-ball court
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
fail?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Why?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Is it meant to just say IMPAWARDS.com?
Fin - June 3, 2008
Oh, shows up fine for me
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
It's ok
It happens to the best of us.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Tell me about it
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
butthol doesn't count
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I really hope you're going for a double entandre.
JI - June 3, 2008
Can't see it, loser
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I see it fine
Secret admin powers.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
FAIL!
Fin - June 3, 2008
FAIL!
Fin - June 3, 2008
It's on.
Fin - June 3, 2008
Dude, don't worry. You totally aren't late
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
...
Fin - June 3, 2008
You opened with it.
JI - June 3, 2008
I like it
just because Family Guy sucks doesn’t mean every single thing Family Guy has ever said sucks.
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
Whatever Coach.
JI - June 3, 2008
banned
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
If I ever get banned I want to at least firebomb this pplace with some gay stuff before I go.
JI - June 3, 2008
Been done
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
gayer
JI - June 3, 2008
I can help
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I'm leaving this subthread
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
JI - June 3, 2008
I would imagine Coach or butthol being banned before Jl
Fin - June 3, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I remember liking that movie.
JI - June 3, 2008
It's not good
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
Yeah, I was 14.
JI - June 3, 2008
That's no excuse to act like a butthol
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND ME
` * runs away crying *
JI - June 3, 2008
Fuck you and your asterisks
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 3, 2008
I hate it when you steal my next joke.
JI - June 3, 2008
I was at the game, and as the innings wore on
all I could think about was the potential for Dickey names on the jumbotron. The Dicktater is obviously paramount, but what about:
When he gets a strike out: “You got Dicked”
if he strikes out guys multiple times: “Addickted”
If he throws a really good pitch: “ridickulous”
other good ones: “Vindickated”, “Dickleberry,” “Just in the Dick of time”
mr.smartypants - June 3, 2008
How has the 2girls1cake picture not been nuked?
JI - June 3, 2008
Done
Jeff Sullivan - June 3, 2008
I like a leader who rules with an iron fist.
JI - June 3, 2008
Sucking up to him wont give you more powers
Unless he is as fair as he is handsome.
Robert - June 4, 2008
Cracked is an awesome website.
Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow Bill Bavasi’s dick, a thousand dicks in John MacLaren’s religion, and everyone of these guys can suck butter from my ass.
DAMellen - June 3, 2008
I thought I would never see someone outdo Coach.
Fin - June 3, 2008
agreed
although I can’t imagine coach talking about someone sucking butter from his ass.
MFAN - June 3, 2008
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