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6/3: Open Game Thread, Part 3

Just a couple more Angel errors and we might have ourselves a ballgame.

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At least the Dicktater is doing well
The Angels just got Wood

snickersnicker

Not sure I want to know about the "other side" of Snoop Dogg
ALL MY GAMES ARE LIVE... mmmm... brains

//Harang

I'm sorely tempted to show up to "the feed"

In a washburn shirt with a Vidro jersey over it

I think that this...

...is what some Mariner fans are after…

While it explains a lot…could it be worse that what we have??? I think not.

where do you guys find these things...
the intarweb is an incredible tool for useless images.
Just Google "gay baseball fans"...lotsa laughs...
you don't need to repost in the new thread.
You don't need to say "you" to me...E-VER...
the ice is cracking underneath your feet
Oh, wait...

...are you a Manager? My bad…if I wash your car and mow your lawn, will you let me live?

Einstein, ladies and gentlemen
At least you're not an ass.
aaaaaaand minimized
Why would you want to minimize a big gay baseball player?

Shouldn’t you say MAXIMIZE???

Please stop.
Nathanho, everybody

everybody, Nathanho.

Welcome back.

Time for an IP ban.

1 night only!
The original diary seemed so harmless...
goodbye nathanho?
Is this some notorious troll I missed?

He seems like a right asshole.

Burn the Tree
You'll have to educate me...seriously, please clue me in.

The reference is going right over my head.

If the diary still exists, do a search.
here

here

The weird thing is...sitting where we are right now, that thread makes a lot more sense.

Back then it obviously seemed perverse (I haven’t read the whole thing yet, dunno if he became more obviously trollish), but seriously, isn’t that what we’re saying now, roughly?

Whatever, he’s posting gay pr0n baseball cheesecake, so screw him.

context is important.
It's a full on capet bombing
*carpet

I thought our suck was supposed to sto these things from happening.

We're bombing the Capetians? That doesn't really seem fair
if you want to get Matthew or Jeff excited...

you have to at least show some nutsack

This commercial makes me think of WFB
The Nationals are fucking horrible.
It's their first time
They don't have the means are equipment

but they did last 5 hours…

And they certainly disagree with our political stances.

Shhhh.

Oh good butthol is here
It's a Jose Vidro christmas!
butthol doesn't count
Ok there are three peolpe that bug me.
Just when this thread couldn't possibly get any better
Yeah I just got home.

I’ll only be on half an hour though.

I'm sure that this was intended for your IM window

and was typed here on accident

It was for Jeff and you

So you would have something to look forward to at 10.

I don't like having to watch the Giants either

Poor Barry Zito.

Fuck you.

Fuck you for being right.

Again, fuck you.

Wait when did the seventh end?
when did we score 4 runs?
I could reply in gif form if neccessary.
Jose Arredondo has the name of someone who's going to be awesome
sounds too close to Jose Vidro to me
I don't like your screenname because it sounds too much like poopbear
you lost me on that one...
Arredondo sounds nothing like Vidro
i'm sure you're being sarcastic

but i THINK he was getting at the jose’s, good sir.

Is BrianL around?
Too busy with Deadliest Catch.

JI’s filling in.

I was just watching deadliest catch.

Forgot how intense it is.

Use capital letters
If you wanna job done right...

Not as good as Sixto Lescano.
I like to think that Willits has a helium voice
Or Pee-Wee Herman
that would be accurate.

wouldn’t it be funnier to have a more ironic, manly voice?

he needs tayshaun prince voice.
And a cleft asshole
Rick Astley voice
Serge from Beverly Hills Cop
Gilbert Gottfried
What?

Where was Willits grit and hustle?

So I'm already tired of that happening
So you want to get rid of Burke and sign Mirabelli?
Don't we have some OTHER catcher who can CATCH the knuckleball?
The only thing I've taken pleasure from over the last few games is Dickey.

GOOD THING WE KEPT HIM IN THE MINORS FOR ALMOST A MONTH WHILE WE STOOD AROUND WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS.

Quit doing the wave stupid people
At this point I consider a delightfuly sarcastic gesture of disgust from the fans.
nah, it's all soccer moms who think it is cool.
I prefer my hipster-contempt spin.
Dickey looks like he balks to me

He shifts his front foot before making the move.

As long as he gets away with it, works for me!

Seriously, he’s pretty much the only Mariner I enjoy watching right now. Even Felix scares me these days…I’m just expecting his arm to explode or something awful.

I'm not complaining, just noticing.
NICE through Jamie.
You're going to do great on the SAT
No, he'll do grate.
I think he's BizzarroCoach.
Bizzaroooo

I made an egg for you

im bizarro stormy
I'm Regular Stormy.
I actually exceeded in vocabulary and lit state testing.

But not math :(

Okay don’t get on me for that. That’s the only personal-life comment from me tonight.

I would have done grate on the SATs if it weren't for the math section.
never took the sat's
[shift-key.jpeg]

I like how the shift key jpg is used to signify a plead for proper capitalization

and JI’s shift key jpg has shift in lowercase.

It's an Apple keyboard.
Which I prefer, personally.
Apples are for losers.
I am reccomending this FanComment
You are just jealous

That’s what Steve Jobs tells me.

Pretty much all shift keys are written in lowercase, right?

The ones on my two laptops are both lowercase.

Mine is capitalized you idiot
Brand? Desktop keyboard or laptop?
Dell laptop
I'm sorry you have a Dell

I bought two Dell laptops before swearing I would never have anything to do with that brand ever again. Fuck you, Inspiron. Fuck you.

I’m rocking a sweet HP now, as a graduation gift.

My two Dell laptops have been magnificent
No where near as magnificent as my Lenovo Thinkpad.
IBM are fantastic machines.

I miss my T43 like nobody’s business.

IBMs are fantastic machines, but too expensive.

The HP I’ve got is a nice compromise between awesomeness (17 inch screen, but heavy) and price point.

I used to get deals on IBMs back in school.

I really want a tiny laptop but cannot find anything that combines my desire for inexpensive but not shit.

Shame money is an obstacle.

Lenovo’s new X300 is one hell of a machine. Price will come down once they start selling one with a non-flash drive.

I really wanted one with linux on it

basically an entirely bare bones machine with a 10-12” screen that I can take when I travel so I don’t lug around my 15.4”

Like the ASUS if it weren’t shit.

I've got a four-year old R50p that still runs and performs like a champ.

I’ll eventually replace it with an X300, but I’m still happy with this one.

New Dell laptops are awesome.

Older ones had some issues, but my sister’s is badass.

All three of mine are capitalized

and even still, I find it funny regardless.

Mine has upper and lower case.
I planned it that way be because I am a master of subtlety.
I think he has a Fisher Price keyboard
what of the SAT's did you not take?
Their LIFE!

(there life)

I remember when I got to college, people kept asking each other what their SATs were.

Yes, I went to an intensely competitive, super-nerdy college. And I’m about to graduate from an intensely competitive, super-nerdy law school.

I’ve finally come to terms with the reality that I am, in fact, an intensely competitive super-nerd.

Same here. It was a common topic for the first week of freshman year.

I had fun telling people I scored like a 1000 or something.

That actually would have been the cool response.

“Yeah, I got a 1100. You see that building over there? It’s named after my dad.”

I did that all the time

because coincidentally there is a Carruth building at Penn.

Alas, that wasn’t unusual at all so it didn’t elicit much of a response.

You went to Penn? Like a third of my high school graduating class went there.

But yeah, that’s exactly the sort of school where that shit happened. Me, I went to Johns Hopkins…you get the idea. It’s like Penn except more cutthroat and with much uglier people.

Where exactly is Johns Hopkins?

I’ve gotten offers from there, I just knew it was back east.

You're in middle school.
I was thinking the same thing
It was more like a "keep going the way you're going and we're interested
They send those to everyone
No, it was more like a form letter they send to every person in the country.

Reality is going to be harsh.

Okay...

Damn… I thought I was special :[

You aren't
Don't I get any credit for being a kid on LL?

That means I’m pretty cool, right?

Consider the precedent
Do you usually hang out with people 10 years older than you?
Not usually

But I do, however, click with them better. They get me more.

No they don't
Maybe they do

and that’s the sad part

No really

If it makes you feel any better, basically only adults and kids older than me like me.

This phenomenon is not manifesting itself as you are leading me to believe
I didn't say you guys

Adults in real life, and high schoolers I know from other Mariners blogs, to name a few.

Mom and Dad don't count
People on other Mariner blogs are idiots.
Try harder with your peers
I do.

My humor is not gotten though.

I can't imagine why
Damn them for not getting your gobs of wit
^ that was a reply to OI salty.

Not LFOJL.

And I almost respected you
It translates even worse to an older audience
I think I know what he's talking about

If you score highly on some middle school tests John Hopkins will offer you some piddly scholarship if you keep it up, I got offered the same thing.

Thank you.

See what I meant?

It's nothing special

As long as you aren’t a complete retard they’ll send that to you

I was bored one month so I saved every single form letter colleges sent me

I ended up with something around 85.

What was the most prestigious?
That's subjective.
Well what was in your opinion the most?
Departments matter more than colleges.
Unless you go to a super tiny college
Way to plan ahead doofus.
Now that I have a job my collegiate background doesn't mean anything anymore
It can be used to belittle you
No it can't

my college > your college

what is your college?
http://www.trincoll.edu/

The only people I know for a fact I lose to here are Matthew and Graham.

You lose to me.

Not like it really matters anymore. Once you get into law school THAT name is all that matters, not your undergrad. And in fact, your law school name IS something that follows you around for the rest of your professional career.

Wow...that came off remarkably douchey.
Don't worry about it

People who can back up their awesomeness are lauded here.

Where did Graham go?
Graham just finished Cambridge

yesterday.

If he's reading this he is a loser
I fucking hate guys with British accents

They get so much college tail. It’s sickening. Positively sickening.

This is example #134132 of how Graham is smarter than us
Example #134133 of how Graham is dumber than us

He went to college in England where his accent gets him no play.

I didn't realize the examples of him being dumber and smarter

were that neck and neck

the whole list is housed at

www.listofgraham.com

bad link.
Well us Americans have the upper hand in Austrailia

From what I have heard. Aussie girls dig american accents.

Must confirm.
This intrigues me

if only Australia weren’t a total deathtrap.

Maybe Kiwi girls feel the same way about US accents?
Everybody but America hates America.
Roadtrip!
uhh...

There was a time when I was entering stops into google maps and it got confused as it is wont to do and tried to direct me to drive to England. I much appreciated the part where it got to the Atlantic coast and then directed me to swim across the Atlantic.

Proof?
sadly no

they fixed the bug and I never screen cap’d it.

I'd like to know the estimated transportation time
2,143 hours

2,284 with traffic.

Gotta beat that traffic
fucking QEII hogs every boatpool lane
Gotta take the surface streets
then you get the icebergs
I've heard stories of people calling traveling agencies

and wanting to know the best route to drive to Hawaii.

I think most foreign girls outside england dig American accents and find them sophisticated

But you wouldn’t have to learn a new language with Australians

There used to be a time they loved our money too >:(
Now our money is worthless

all about those euros.

I just want to do something special for all the ladies in the world
Recite Fools Rush In from memory
whoosh
Fuck me
I already told you I wasn't going to do that.
Offer or exclamation?
Exclamation to you

offer to Eliza

But Graham returns in a month

Advantage Graham.

Chicks dig height.
Plus he's only going back to WA

That’ll cost him points.

I was made Admin

I would follow Brett and Graham with a camera

Graham is tiny

that has to be a hindrance.

My comment was written before yours!
nope
upon refreshing this window

mine was indeed first.

I can delete yours.
Child.
upon refreshing, mine still appears ahead of yours
I call bullshit.
Oh right

I also lose to you. But on the plus side Baltimore is one of the few cities in the country that sucks worse than Hartford.

I freely concede that. Baltimore is a cesspool

On the other hand, The Wire has given me a sort of retroactive gritty credibility. Nowadays I just say “I went to college in WEST BALTIMORE, SON.”

Then I sling some dope.

People usually just ask me about the Whale
BRING THE WHALERS BACK TO HARTFORD
I deserve more street cred for living in West Philadelphia.
Fresh Prince?
Born and raised?

Did you spend most of your days on the playground?

Chilling all lax and acting all cool?
What about those of us who didn't go to college?
Lots of beer and pot
You had a way more fun four years
EWU FTW
That would explain your english degree
My high school had higher standards.
You will lose to me once I apply to Harvard, Yale, Brown, Oxford, and MIT

I am 100% certain I will get accepted to all of these schools

Stanford never sent me an application and I asked twice
I think I'll go to college in LA
Go to college in LA :)

It’s the best thing you’ll ever do

I'm going to look at UCLA in July

Is it nice?

This should garner an objective response
UCLA is really, really nice

as a whole package – academically, a lot of it depends on the program, but most of UCLA’s undergrad programs are solidly top 25-30.

In terms of campus/social life, I’d say that our campus is decent, not great (we have nothing on UW, for instance). Social life is pretty much typical college stuff the first two years, then when you move out of the dorms, all of SoCal is in driving distance, so there’s a shit ton to do.

And if you like hoops, we have a pretty good basketball team :)

Fuck Stanford >:(
They sent me one

me > you.

Caltech oddly didn’t send me one.

That's a shitty choice of five schools.
I might just apply to them

with a college essay that says, “Dear (School), you are my backup”

UW!

I just got in a week ago.

Congrats. What are you going for?
Business Administration - Marketing.
My tip: take some finance and accounting classes along the way

to a BA degree.

I am already taking accounting at Community college as a pre req

and I am most likely going to be required to take at least a couple of finance and management classes as well as marketing in the business program. I am happy that I already almost have two years done with school (have to take one more accounting over the summer though).

Based on an n of 1, there is a 100% chance that if you get into Brown I will break up with you and three years later you will break up with me
I like those odds; I might actually apply now
Wait, three years later?
Good times, those
Harvard rejected everybody from my high school class.

I remember there being a major shitstorm of controversy about it.

Meh. I consider Harvard undergrad somewhat a waste.
Honestly, if you know you're going to go to law school, ANY expensive UG is a waste.

Just kick the shit out of your GPA at a weaker school, rock the LSAT, and you’re better positioned to get into a top law school than all those guys with lower grades and scores from Ivy League schools.

This is true.

Did you know 100% you were going law?

I have flashbacks to how many people on my freshman hall said they were going to med school.

Number of them who actually did: 0

Though 95% of people I knew who went to grad went Law.

Hahahahaha MIT is terrible
Oh and so is Oxford
My college doesn't exist
This phrasing assumes it ever meant something in the first place.
It was a conversation piece during interviews
I got one from MIT

That makes me a genius

I really like the MIT urban-university mentality.
I hope to god you aren't serious
Don't worry.
I don't want you to take this the wrong way:

You are exceedingly unlikely to ever get into Johns Hopkins.

And it’s in Baltimore, MD. The land of The Wire.

I wanted to go to JH for grad school for like a year
P.S., UPenn, that's a state school, right?

JoePa is the awesomest coach ever, dood!

I will fucking cut you
You don't like JoePa?
Oh this is just so sad.
I think it's hilarious how it's a sore spot with Penn students.
P.S. Hey, at least they pronounce your alma mater correctly.

You have no idea how much hearing “John Hopkins” enrages me.

At least they know it's a good school.

Or do they? Do they just think it’s a med school?

People really think it's just a med school.

They don’t realize it’s got a top department in nearly every discipline except mathematics. I majored in history there myself…fantastic program.

Oh, the number of times I got the question “what kind of doctor do you want to be?” when I said where I was going to school…

Too bad you didn't get a phD in history from there.

That would be highly amusing.

That's actually what I would usually say.

“I want to be a doctor of history.”

Typical response: mute, uncomprehending stare.

Then you go

I… WANT… TO…. BE… A …

and so forth.

Our university is awesome and we get confused for a state school.

Why wouldn’t we be sore about that? Fuck you Ben Franklin, you should have come up with a more clever name.

Birds of a feather?

Or were you being ironic.

I'm sure he threw the ball well also
Oh Raul

Why did you have to start out hot, convincing the Mariners that you’re good and thereby tricking them into thinking about contract extensions and such.

Did we lose already or what?
Does A-Rod have to hit the head?

He’s doing a little full bladder shifting.

Hope? Still false.
I should pay attention, Dickey is kicking ass.

R Dickey 4.2 2 0 0 1 6 2.95

His knuckleball is sick tonight.
DICKEY 4 ROTATION
But he'll lose velocity
So he'll pitch like Phil Niekro until he's 50?

Great, sign me up.

I like this

King Felix
Bedard
Morrow
RRS
Dickey

with Silva, Washburn and Batista throwing garbage AND garbage relief.

Kidding correct?
No, hallucinating.

Let’s face it, this would never happen with Bavasi as a GM.

Helllll no

Ain’t gonna happen, but it’s probably the best option with our current pieces.

I just think that a loss of the 3 best pitchers in our middle and long relief corps is not in best interest

As much as starting pitchers are more valuable, your bullpen needs to be stacked too.

Bad rotation + decent bullpen < decent rotation + bad bullpen
How about

Good front of rotation, mediocre/bad back of rotation + fairly alright bullpen

>

REALLY good rotation + terrible, terrible bullpen.

Because that's done so well for us to this point.
Hint:

You don’t HAVE to keep Washburn, Silva and Batista if some kid in AA can pitch middle relief better than them.

pair Morrow and Dickey and keep Silva in.
Until they are stretched out.
What about Ry-Fi?
He's like Washburn without the pedo.
Dickey kind of looks like a Walrus.
Holmgren for #5 starter!
An improvement over Tits/Washburn.
and 1000000x more fun to watch
The tits would be bigger
HAHAHA SUCK IT TORII
YYEESSSSS

Getting sick

Of the same Triple H, Orton, Cena, Batista, Undertaker people.

At least Edge is 100 kinds of awesome. The rest are just boring.

Taker is still awesome.

Then again I don’t watch Smackdown, so I’m not overexposed to him.

Other than that, yeah. Needs more Mr. Kennedy.

I dont watch Smackdown either

Undertaker’s character just isn’t that special to me anymore. He was awesome up until the Redneck gimmick, and since then I just cant like him anymore. Hard to think he is a dead man when he has a SARA tattoo on his neck.

I love Kennedy. I still want Jeff Hardy to get the title once. MVP is another one I love.

I still dream of a Christian vs. Edge Wrestlemania Main Event, but it will never come. :(

I came to terms at a young age that Professional Wresling is ridiculously stupid.
It's entertainment.

And it’s not everybody’s cup of tea.

The tragic thing is, it never even entertained me either.
That's not a tragedy.
It was better in a different time.

Not sure your age, but you’re too young.

There has always been dumb stuff, but on the flip side…wrestling had its moments. And frankly, I like the dumb shit too…depending on what it is. I mean where else can you get a grown muscular man to dress up like a cat and call himself Battlekat?

Good point.

Butthol missed the best part of the “Attitude Era”.

Or the early days of the NWO

I still miss the early/mid 90s…sure lots of really bad gimmicks, but the Bret-Owen feud was great, and my three favrotie wrestlers were kicking ass then. Razor Ramon, a young cocky Shawn Michaels, and Mr. Perfect (in that order).

Yup. The original NWO was great.

I remember watching that Nitro with my jaw on the floor after Hogan dropped the leg on Savage and tossed Sting out of the ring.

I remember when Hall showed up.

At the time, I was fooled by the fake Razor and Diesel the WWF ran out after the real ones left. Element of surprise is gone because of the internet…

And it seems like all of my favorites are among the best ever who never get the title.

Oh and one more thing to vent…Jericho is still awesome. I prefer him as the long haired heel he once was, but still…I firmly believe he is the best wreslter of his generation, overall. I would like to see him get the title again sometime. Not digging the Nash Bridges haircut though.

Rock>Jericho in overall package.

But it’s close. Jericho’s mic skills have always been top of the line, and he’s a damn good wrestler to boot.

You know

After I posted that I said to myself ‘The Rock is right there with him though’.

Jericho might be the most underrated wrestler ever.
The Biker/Redneck gimmick wasn't so much a gimmick as it was him wanting to act more like himself.

But yeah, it was kinda dumb.

And Hardy would of had the title by now if he hadn’t gotten stupid like RVD.

Damnit I missed a wrestling thread.

It’s arguable that there’s only three wrestlers that aren’t under-utilized by the WWE right now (HHH, Cena, and the Undertaker). The writing is terrible compared to the attitude era, and even the Hogan/Warrior era.

AGGRESSIVE BASERUNNING
I don't think people will be running on him much longer
That wasn't running on him, that was just running for the hell of it.

Dickey didn’t even move and Toriii just took off. WTF

Mike Scioscia forgot to tell Torii

that he can’t run on a pitcher anytime he wants.

I said when he came up that I wasn't buying the RA Dickey hype until he proved he could be effective

in the majors with the knuckleball and I got alot of shit for it here.

Huh, turns out you guys were right.

Woops.

I still don't think that's what people were saying.

I think most of just think a knuckleballer is more entertaining than generic suck.

if you're going to watch a pitcher get shelled,

might as well watch a knuckleballer than washburn’s garbage

Dickey hype??

I just heard we signed a knuckler and I got excited to see it, that’s all.

Was not talking about you and your opinion.
It was just my $.02
Yay I tuned back in for a Reed AB.
This should go great
When you get that first pitch called for a strike..u got it made.
Putz warming up for some reason...
Cairo pinch hitting

I would care, but I don’t.

But why?

What is he supposed to do here?

I care. what the fuck squinty?
Well, that's about what you'd expect.
Miguel Cairo?

I fucking hope squinty gets raped.

We just pinch-hit with Miguel Cairo
and yet I feel nothing
Add this to the list
Remember that thing about Cairo guessing the pitches...

He must really suck, because he knows whats coming and still misses.

Yuni needs to...ahh, I truly don't care.
K-rod has such a smooth fluid motion

A pleasure to watch

Not as much as seeing something well stroked.
Automatic stike?

What the hell happened there? Did Cairo’s suckiness break gameday?

This is my favorite glitch of the season
Yeah, what the hell happened for us

gamedayers?

what a douche
STRASBURG!!
PICS OR IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
I'm convinced you are Coach.
Remember your 3 step process:

1. Type
2. Wait 20 seconds
3. Click “Cancel”

Isn't anyone gonna post the furry things dancing gif?

Isn’t that our Strasburg celebration gif?

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
Sorry man...

I thought that was the mean for after-losses.

Suck a dick K Rod
Smart at bat Yuni
Aaaaaand there went the false hope.

Good job playing for Strasburg!

Shoulda PH Bloomquist for Yuni

I mean, why not.

Threw the exact same pitch three times.
God HATES you

You fuck

I would wager that you are incorrect
Really though

you must admit that the Rod’s post-save ejaculations are a bit egregious

I do

but he has to thank someone for keeping his arm intact.

I'd call it unholy
Rockies winning in the 8th!

Strasbourg here we come.

Huzzah! Beat LA!
Season needs to end tonight
We'd then have to cut Strasburg in half.

But then again, half of Strasburg would be a better pitcher than Jarrod Washburn.

We have the tiebreaker
I fucking hate you K-rod

oh and a really nice AB by Yuni to finish it.

Tinypic is broken which is a shame because I want to share a gif with everyone.
imageshack
File is too big.
i'll host it then

can you email it to me

The moment has passed.

We lost a game with the opposition making three plays liek this.
I was there.

That shit drove me insane.

I'm still chuckling about sending Cairo to pinch hit in the ninth.

Must’ve been quite the sphincter-tightening moment for LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Kemp and Yorvit smackdown!
Kreuger:

Saunders for AS team!

Just got home from work

Anything special happen?

Beltre went deep thrice and JJ struck out the side in the ninth

we lost 11-5.

Ignore any box scores you see from the game they're totally wrong
And the girls are just over there...see?
The dark-haired one can really move
I wouldn't be surprised if that was the result of the game
Alcohol poisoning?
You guys have a good game thread tonight?
Too much gay stuff / 2girls1cup
I sat this one out
I had to work

But got to make money.

Flu like symptoms?
Trying to learn how to drive a manual which will lead to flu like symptoms tommorow
I failed so hard at that.
Fucking first gear
fucking getting the car to move
nope

we lost. no surprise

Jose Lopez continued being awesome and hit his second homerun in 2 days!
:D

I consider this game as a WIN.

Holy crap, just saw the box/core.

The Angels sure got owned on the basepaths tonight. And what the fuck—Rob Quinlan trying to steal?

Ok now that the game is over

Someone enlighten me with a little more details on Sunchips.

Besides being delicious, semi-fruity chips, what else can you say?

shiny bag
I can't believe you've never had them

they’re pretty much everywhere.

Im in Maryland

I dont remember ever seeing them around here, but ill check sometime.

I did see Jones Soda in the local grocery store, which shocked me…so im sure they are in there somewhere.

Any flavor in particular?

Jones Soda is delicious

regular Sunchips are good. French onion Sunchips are also good.

Okie doke, I shall try them sometime.

When youre as poor as I am, you dont have the luxury of taking risks too much, but everyone here seems adamant that they are good…so I shall try them.

Oh, and I like Jones Soda…but we only had 2 kinds in the grocery store, I bought the Strawberryish one…didn’t care for it much. I rather have the Cream Soda flavor.

Crushed melon flavor Jones Soda is liquid awesome
Agreed, rec'd, etc

They’ve started selling cans of Jones, but no crushed melon cans yet, and the bottles are hard to find.

Somebody hasn't been to Subway.
I have no idea how they could be considered semi-fruity.
Oh, thats what JI said in the other thread...I think it was JI

Guess he was kidding around?

They are definately something a girl would eat.
A guy would eat them too on account of they are delicious
I agree.
In that case, I will ask my girlfriend about them.
This needs to happen with Richie up.

The best part is "Result-Null"
I like the "Auto Strike" as well
I have the theme from Armageddon playing in a loop

and it makes this gamethread 5646541 times cooler.

The decent theme or the homo theme
Is aerosmith the homo one?
The one with "duh hu hu hu hu dum hu hu hu dum hu hu HU hu hu hu"

“ding ding ding DING ding ding Ding”
“La LA La LA la la

Oh ok
if only there were a way to link a video of this...
I just went to youtube to listen to the armageddon theme and I have to say I have no clue as to what part you are typing
Tied with Colorado for Strasburg.
we own tiebreaker!!
So do you think butthol's internet gets shut off at 10,

or do his parents just order him to bed?

Probably plugged in right next to mom or dad on the couch..they just pull it out of the wall at 10
I think they'd disapprove of game threads.
I'm still waiting for the day Coach's parents find this place.
We'll defend his honor by showing them the beer thread.
His dad is probably an alcoholic
We should also show them the times he betrayed everything he believes in order to fit in.
Which he still doesn't
I find this to be delicious.
I kind of wish you had that disclaimer when entering the website like ones that porn sites have

That direct under 18s somewhere else (thomas the tank engine).

That would be way funnier to me than it would be to the people in charge of the network
Maybe you could make a mirror site that keeps it PG.
Neo LL?
No

that is where I will be banished to for being a political dissident.

Isn't there some federal law restricting minors from using public internet forums?

That’d be a good excuse.

Still redirect them to Thomas the Tank Engine

I guess it would go for Coach and butthol.

Parents are so irresponsible when it comes to the internet

Don’t they know what goes on here?

Jeff totally makes a Family Guy reference in the BURN THE TREE thread.
I still use that one

I cherry-pick.

So, I went to find it myself and I'm disappointed

I thought it would be something like, “OMG MY NAME IS JEFF AND I LOVE PETR GRIFFN” because that’s how Jeff usually posts

I've matured over the year
Why can't you be more like Peter Pan?
Couldn't stop Jarrod from calling
At least Peter Pan would get my FotC references
I don't think that's true
FotC?
Flight of the Conchords?
Great now LFOJL is going to hate you too
Just post some Sex and the City picture

it’ll distract him and he’ll forget all about hating you.

You are such a Samantha (I hope that's the name of one of them)
You don't have to pretend you don't know them to us.
Watch out

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

I don't like you anyway

Oh, it's on

...

god damn it beat me to it

I accidentally refreshed the page.

Lets go punk. One on one on the b-ball court

fail?
Why?
Is it meant to just say IMPAWARDS.com?
Oh, shows up fine for me
It's ok

It happens to the best of us.

Tell me about it
butthol doesn't count
I really hope you're going for a double entandre.
It's on.

Dude, don't worry. You totally aren't late
You opened with it.
I like it

just because Family Guy sucks doesn’t mean every single thing Family Guy has ever said sucks.

Whatever Coach.
banned
If I ever get banned I want to at least firebomb this pplace with some gay stuff before I go.
Been done
gayer
I can help
I'm leaving this subthread

I would imagine Coach or butthol being banned before Jl

I remember liking that movie.
It's not good
Yeah, I was 14.
That's no excuse to act like a butthol
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND ME

` * runs away crying *

Fuck you and your asterisks
I hate it when you steal my next joke.
I was at the game, and as the innings wore on

all I could think about was the potential for Dickey names on the jumbotron. The Dicktater is obviously paramount, but what about:
When he gets a strike out: “You got Dicked”
if he strikes out guys multiple times: “Addickted”
If he throws a really good pitch: “ridickulous”
other good ones: “Vindickated”, “Dickleberry,” “Just in the Dick of time”

How has the 2girls1cake picture not been nuked?
Done
I like a leader who rules with an iron fist.
Sucking up to him wont give you more powers

Unless he is as fair as he is handsome.

Cracked is an awesome website.

Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow Bill Bavasi’s dick, a thousand dicks in John MacLaren’s religion, and everyone of these guys can suck butter from my ass.

I thought I would never see someone outdo Coach.
agreed

although I can’t imagine coach talking about someone sucking butter from his ass.

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