Lookout Landing

Thank god

Now I only feel partially stupid

MarkE - June 30, 2008 reply

Unless you're pointing out on a larger level that you cannot build success solely on pitching.

Then I understand. Because otherwise, what confuses me is:

-Oakland has an ace.
-Baltimore’s rotation sucks.
-Minnesota’s is pretty poor as well.
-Arizona’s pitching staff is one of the best in the league.
-Ours isn’t bad.
-The Mets never had anyone but Santana.

But it strikes me now that you were probably making a team-wide point rather than a pitching staff-wide point, so I’m unconfused now.

He's definitely making the point of the former.

And it appears Jeff does not view Harden as an “ace”—I’d agree, following the conventional definition.

redwolf75 - June 30, 2008 reply

I'm just referring to the offseason Bedard/Haren/Santana trades

Ahh,.. now the choice of teams makes more sense.

There is a floor!

Of subtlety.

Whyfor did you and others not get this right off the bat?

I’m usually the slow one around here.

Gomez - June 30, 2008 reply

Because I'm so fast that I've already moved well past this winter in terms of frame of reference, and so these trades appear to me to be from the distant past.

If I appear a little blurry to you, it’s not your eyesight, it’s just me moving faster than you relativistically.

Someone needs to photoshop Jeff's head into one of those head museum jars right now.

My comment was a direct challenge to LFoJL, btw

It should be cerebus Jeff heads running the site though

Jeff in the middle, Surprised-Jeff on one side and Cat-Jeff on the other. Perhaps Clown-Jeff can be in there too if LFoJL is going for an hour long penalty box session.

I hate this place

That's not what your pickled head said.

Penalty box time?

Can't see it at work, will penalize later

Which ironically will cause me to have to start working

it’s the gift that keeps on giving!

Hey look guys

That is the gift that keeps on giving for me

This was just a foolish idea.

The amount of joy that this thread provides us is infinite.

Jeff is no longer allowed to complain about being aged by us.

He provided us the tools.

That thread gave us the "Trix are for Kids" photoshop.

I expect to see it in the LL HoF soon.

This was an excellent way to waste the last few minutes of work.

Well done, y’all. Kudos to your April selves.

Have you seen the Dave Henderson tribute thread?

Enjoy

the greatest Coach meltdown of all time

You also must read

updated LL HOF with Jeff’s PR Disaster

By the way, nice work JI

Ah Coach, he really did run away this time, didn't he?

He logged in a few days ago

D'aawwwwww.

Stalker.

JI - June 30, 2008 reply

I think you mean mod

Think of the potential

for Robert.

JI - June 30, 2008 reply

The things I could do with a database of IP Addresses...

Robert - July 1, 2008 reply

I hope not

This was the day I learned I don't trust any one of you

We tried to photoshop you last year too

It was your own mistake.

Remember that "Bullshit, I haven't touched a girl in months" boxquote you used to smite Robert?

He just shopped it to smite you.

Tattle tale

In addition to being a kiss-ass, I am also Jeff's secret informant.

I thought you were originally on our side.

I was, then Jeff helped me see the light.

Praise be to Jeff, Matthew, and Graham.

Oh god he's a Stepford Wife

Well I do verbally fellate the three of them quite often.

WTF they are the evil ones

Point being?

You're not very good at keeping it a secret.

Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008 reply

Please ignore the men in suits waiting outside of your home.

Why would men in these suits be outside our homes?

Oh you go to hell you bastard.

Phil Hatzenbuehler - June 30, 2008 reply

No stabs?

Tattling on Robert --> -300 LL ROY points

And LFoJL retakes the lead!

How was I ever not in the lead?

Probably one of your furry photoshops backfired in your face.

faggot I'm the mayor of backfiring photoshops

Or the chick flicks.

It could be the chick flicks.

The chick flicks were like +150 for LFoJL

There really is no hope for anyone else.

Just wait until my coke addiction makes the tabloids

It will probably just serve to escalate your popularity.

Stupid teenagers and they're soda addictions

They need something, I suppose.

It's more dramatic if you take the lead at the last second

Now I see why the buddies never called

He should've just stuck with Fag Farm

Anagram of the Robert/JI ticket =

Tom Brady Loving Angel Fans

There may have been a typo in JI’s name when I was figuring out the anagrams.

I mind Tom Brady substanially less than I do Tony Romo

ADMISSION! Everyone in my post above was true!

See for yourselves.

Typo!

How can that work there are three A's in TBLAF and none in R/JI Ticket

Typos in JIs name, duh

joof - June 30, 2008 reply

Oh. I am very slow =(

Where'd you get all the extra letters?

JI - June 30, 2008 reply

I'm not good enough for that

At least give us Jeff's head in a jar.

That's why it's a challenge

Maybe when I feel less tired

God you guys are so demanding. Now I know how Jeff feels

Yes but we expect quality out of you so its different.

Your penalty box sentence will be wonderfully timed

You do realize I don't care about the games anymore

I have a long memory

No I don't

what the fuck?

But I do.

Robert going to get penalty boxed during the Strasburg draft next year

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/5/546537/bob-fontaine-is-an-idiot

I'll just have Graham bump this

5 minutes later was wonderfully timed?

Like this will be your only sentence

I thought in America you could only be punished once for a crime

double jeopardy or such

I'm going to do something else to deserve it.

Welcome to tyranny

Welcome to tranny?

Somebody employs you

Brett?

That was a wall

I hope you bastards are happy with the nightmares I'm causing

sigh

Dear God

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