The Moore I think about it, the dumber that move is. I mean, by the end of this year we'll have a great young catcher who will have Clemented himself in the lineup.
First with the “I thought Felix was going to have to put down like Barbaro,” and now “I guess someone is just going to have to buy it before MLB puts up nets down the line.”
HOW MUCH BLOOD WILL IT TAKE TO SATISFY YOU, SIMS?!!?
1) Get every LLer to shave their kid’s head and fake a cancer ward outing 2) Bait the Rally Fries Girl into interviewing one of the brave little boogers 3) Kid very adorably tells the microphone that coming to the ballpark has been the happiest day of his life because he has good seats by the left field line and he loves watching Raul Ibanez play HORRIBLE DEFENSE FIRE VIDRO BURN THE TREE
With David Eckstein starting for Toronto and Willie Bloomquist for Seattle, I’ll bet the shortstop position has never witnessed so much grit in one game.
I was surprised to see that Batista denied ever saying, after his last start, anything about other pitchers on the Mariners going on the disabled list when they felt pain. Since I was one of the writers quoting him, I took that personally. Just to be sure, I listened to the tape again. He said it.
We love Strassburg again!
joof - June 30, 2008
It's hard to get runs when the ball blends in with your team.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I thought the commercial was funny.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
I detest anti-intellectualism.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Was that a fake link?
BrianL - June 30, 2008
You're welcome LFOJL
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Computer shitted out on me and I came back to see this one :(
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Douchebag fans!
Come on people,make it hard for him!
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Please don't strike out Clement
All I ask.
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
God damn it
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
I would be honored to strike out against Roy Halladay
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I just wish he wasn't making a habit of doing it against everyone else too
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
He hates you.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
I think I made a loop.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 30, 2008
Ok gang, I have a life or death situation.
Pizza Hut, or Papa John’s?
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Stuffed crust
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Fool me once. . .
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Ummm...
Both ways lead to death.
Faux - June 30, 2008
PIzza Hut a million times.
Teej - June 30, 2008
is it even a close call? Papa's
basebliman - June 30, 2008
Pizza Hut.
It’s bad, but Papa John’s is atrocious.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
I would sleep with Papa John's thin crust if it folded better
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Did they stop giving out the garlic butter dipping sauce in the Lower 48 too?
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
I haven't ordered it for a while so I don't know
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Clearly Papa John's.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 30, 2008
DON'T BE FOOLED
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
AGAIN
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Papa Johns
If you go with Pizza Hut you might as well save your money and go lick a plate slicked with grease.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
DOMINOS
dbroncos31 - June 30, 2008
Totino's!!
basebliman - June 30, 2008
NORTHLAKE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
wow, a pitch like that at 95? no chance!
basebliman - June 30, 2008
What better way to celebrate Canada day
then in their beloved neighbor’s country, the good ol’ U.S of A.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Johjima has a lower OPS than Jose Vidro
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Yay for extension!!!
dbroncos31 - June 30, 2008
The Moore I think about it, the dumber that move is. I mean, by the end of this year we'll have a great young catcher who will have Clemented himself in the lineup.
And we have another one waiting.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
You're gonna' make the most of this immunity, aren't you?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Jeff is going to "surprise" ban me within the next 24 hours
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Duh
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Well now it's not a goddamn surprise
Are you happy now?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
You raise some interesting Ponson I would like to subscribe to your newsLester
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
*Zinteresting
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
*Zimmeresting
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Way worse
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Ichiresting
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Matsuzakateresting
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Fagteresting
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
You'regayteresting
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I'mtiredsoi'mabouttoresteresting
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Dickey
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Felix Hernandez.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Carrots
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Shpadoinkle!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
You know what they say about sunrise
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Bloomquist?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
...
...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
*Rays
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Joh for 1B!
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Every time I see this Comcast commercial, I will call them out.
Fuck you, Comcast. FiOS is way better than your shit.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Cue the LL gawkers.
You have a friend in the stadium.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Damn you wyrm now I want crappy pizza.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
I can almost feel the grease dripping down my chin.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Nobody touch this
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Whoops.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
You guys are terrible.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
That's what Mrs. Silva said.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Timeout
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
HIS HADN'T POSTED YET!
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Sounds like a one night stand with Willie Boom Boom lol
JI - June 30, 2008
Do you have a girl over?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
HATS EXITS
JI - June 30, 2008
God I weigh more than Matt Stairs.
Up until this point even Super Size Me didn’t shake my quest to eat as poorly as I could everyday of my life, but this might do it.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Looks like Dickey gets to keep his beard tonight.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Angry sex > normal sex
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
This subthread is closed
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Pootie Tang
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
shit
dickeys at 97 pitches through 5 and a third
CKel - June 30, 2008
Oh boy!
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Is it wrong that these Jays fans are now bugging me more than RSN?
BrianL - June 30, 2008
No it's always annoying
when another team’s fanbase takes over your stadium.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Since I haven't met them in person I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Let's go BLUE JAYS
Omerta - June 30, 2008
You redecorated?
JI - June 30, 2008
Whoa that freaked me out.
JI - June 30, 2008
That's never happened to me
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
So the pills aren't working then?
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
This is interesting.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
The other one's more menacing.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
It's the second sentence that does it.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
Looks familiar
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Its the one I get
Robert - June 30, 2008
FUCK YOU MIKE
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Is there a worse ump in pro ball?
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Some would argue Angel Hernandez.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Angel is worse.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Devil is better!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Superposter!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
He is just generally bad, though.
Reilly has it out for the boys in blue.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Not really, he's made heinous calls in our favor too
just not as many.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
As Lewis Black would say
“his calls are slightly assssskewwwww.”
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Was out
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
So, uh, fuck Mike Reilly?
Two Rs and Two Ls - June 30, 2008
strikes again
CKel - June 30, 2008
God damn it Mike Reilly
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Holy shit it's hot outside.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Inside too.
JI - June 30, 2008
My house is much hotter inside than outside.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
House is hot no matter where he is.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Word.
JI - June 30, 2008
Truth.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
The only time I leave the house is when I am banned.
JI - June 30, 2008
That must have been a liberating four minutes.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I took screenshots and left revenge flags for three of them.
JI - June 30, 2008
YOU WHORW
YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISED. YOU SAID I WOUNDNT EVER GET BANNED.
Robert - June 30, 2008
You weren't banned
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Thats why you didn't get a email.
Robert - June 30, 2008
Whose ass?
Don’t answer that.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
It was a cloudless 80 degrees yesterday
it was a cloudless 79 degrees today
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
It's 80 right now.
JI - June 30, 2008
It was a cloudless 93 degree today
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
It's about the same here the past three days.
It’s just much much much warmer inside a giant indoor soccer arena.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Currently 59 degrees in Anchorage.
We have had an asstastic summer so far.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Isn't Spring the nicest part of the year there?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Spring is all mud and the rank ass smell of ice break up.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Sounds delightful.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
My sister says the summers are unbearable
but she lives in the Yukon delta, so the weather is probably way different. When I was in Anchorage in July a few years back it rained the whole time.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
So, about my fantasy team
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Nobody cares about you
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Should I pick up acblue for Graham? Graham hasn't posted a lot in the last day, and it's really hurting my post count
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
We need LL fantasy commenting.
JI - June 30, 2008
Because recs aren't enough for you?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
I've never been picked first for non comedy reasons.
JI - June 30, 2008
Apparently I dead memed recs
I need another way to justify wasting my nights on here
Robert - June 30, 2008
I've been saying this for years
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
You've been here 4 months.
JI - June 30, 2008
I think he joined in November
Robert - June 30, 2008
But Graham has added weight to each of his posts.
Surely he is worth more than just one starter?
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
I'm Cairo.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Then I must be Lahair.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
If you're Cairo then I'm Eduardo Perez.
Be someone better?
Omerta - June 30, 2008
I'm like a gay Jim Edmonds
Robert - June 30, 2008
Redundant
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Added weight?
All that beer catching up to him?
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
The only categories kept are recs, greenposts, and House%,
JI - June 30, 2008
I've got to be up there in greenposts
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Graham's House% is pathetic
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Yet he is nicknamed after him.
JI - June 30, 2008
I wonder what happens when he re-americanizes
Robert - June 30, 2008
I think times banned should be kept
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Bannings are like productive outs
Robert - June 30, 2008
Except more manly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
This is why I'm a non-prospect.
My House% will never be ready for the Show.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
I just rocketed into to first place.
JI - June 30, 2008
That was pretty
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Weeeeeee Gritty Error!
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Today's 300 character fact of the day:
Doc Holliday was an actual doctor, graduating from the Philadelphia School of Dentistry.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Strike one
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
buh?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Strike two.
JI - June 30, 2008
Nah, don't like this.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Strike three looking!
Fausto Carmona says “hey wtf?”
seattlebruin - July 1, 2008
Put a little more thought in your post, don't just use some random fact
Two more strikes and you’re banned.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
"Tries to get everything he has behind the throw"
Yeah that’ll work
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I just realized this team is boring.
JI - June 30, 2008
I paid to watch them in person three days in a row
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
What a loser. I haven't paid a dime to watch this team.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
I have cable pretty much only because of baseball.
And that shit’s pricey.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Nor have I.
Got my tickets for free and still felt like he owed me something.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
And you claim to be smart?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
I didn't pay for a single one of my seven beers yesterday
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
What great company you keep.
Teej - June 30, 2008
Tell me about it
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Drink and dash
JI - June 30, 2008
We would have bought you Anne Frank if you had asked
seattlebruin - July 1, 2008
I may be making two seperate trips to Seattle to watch them this month.
JI - June 30, 2008
Why would you do that to yourself.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Free?
JI - June 30, 2008
Excellent.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Time is also a resource
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Roy Halladay is fucking awesome.
There’s no way around it.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
When was the last time Raul went yard?
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Not a strike
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Twins!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
BELATED
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Not according to the motherboard
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
The fatherland disagrees.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
There's that lefty strike zone.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Twins!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
next question
what’s Halladay’s pitch count? any chance we get to the bullpen and do some damage?
CKel - June 30, 2008
72
he’ll be around for a while.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Loafie looked good diving there.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Goddamn it I hate Eckstien.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Why is no one named Dick anymore?
JI - June 30, 2008
Probably the same reason no one was named Gaylord from 1970 on.
Faux - June 30, 2008
My Uncle's name is Gaylord.
He goes by Pat.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Gaylord sounds like an awesome name.
JI - June 30, 2008
It'll make a comeback if I ever get a bad condom.
Faux - June 30, 2008
And a girl
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
*it's a sure fire way to keep her in your clutches.
JI - June 30, 2008
So's a good basement lock.
Faux - June 30, 2008
And some catnip.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Faux - June 30, 2008
Pootie Tang
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Dickey penis butt queef
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
I wonder what the people who've never heard of Photoshop before would think of this website
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
gay
JI - June 30, 2008
That some koala out there looks just like David Eckstein.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Those people also probably have been had by quite a few eBay scammers.
A real Jr. Rookie card, for 99c? SCORE!
Faux - June 30, 2008
That it's actually run by nazis?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Pleasant nazis
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
The bigger this image gets, the shittier of a photoshop job it appears
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Jeff has a very pointy skull
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Cursed nazi shadows
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I have no idea why Anne Frank isn't involved in this picture.
JI - June 30, 2008
Boy's night out?
Faux - June 30, 2008
Reminds me of
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Resize damn you
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
As you wish
Nazis stole my bandname
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Oh my.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
They are so much happier to be there than the rest of the henchmen.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
Adolf just announced free beer Wednesdays!
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Half the country would sign up.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I know how I'm starting my evil force.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Nazis probably had access to a lot of free beer
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
And Traudl
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Jealous of the inner circle
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Tank F/X will never fail.
JI - June 30, 2008
LFoJL would confuse the hell out of anyone who didn't understand the context
.......What is the context again?
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
I wonder what people who work for Adobe would think of this website.
Goose - June 30, 2008
OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Jesus Christ Tapdancing on a Cracker!!!!!!
A bunch of blasphemous heathens!
PLU Tim - June 30, 2008
Needs more jazz hands.
thewyrm - June 30, 2008
So Dickey has gone from good to very bad.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
More like Gayple Leafs am I right?
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
WilkerSUCK
Faux - June 30, 2008
Gayplesuck
JI - June 30, 2008
Dave Sims, Prophet of Doom
First with the “I thought Felix was going to have to put down like Barbaro,” and now “I guess someone is just going to have to buy it before MLB puts up nets down the line.”
HOW MUCH BLOOD WILL IT TAKE TO SATISFY YOU, SIMS?!!?
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
So rays win and yanks and red sox lose?
This day is perking up.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Stupid Nationals
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Pleasant summer night?
It was cloudy and 80. Pleasant my ass.
Goose - June 30, 2008
Disgusting
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I would like that version of Mark Lowe to stick around.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
theres the Mark Lowe
we know and love
CKel - June 30, 2008
I was tempted to say Lowve
CKel - June 30, 2008
So Lowe looks pretty good.
Faux - June 30, 2008
It's a trap, they're just trying to find out who's still paying attention so they know who to cleanse
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Good heavens, somebody appears to have vandalized and duplicated the Statue of Liberty
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
LATE
JI - June 30, 2008
Why do they send a mic with the rally fry girl?
They never broadcast anything over it.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
I dread the day they start interviewing those people.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
I dread Sunday radio games.
JI - June 30, 2008
Ugh.
You should(n’t) watch the Ranger’s home games. They do at least one of those every game. It’s like watching “people on the street” newscasts.
Faux - June 30, 2008
When I'm elected president Jim Knox is the first to the gas chamber
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
It would be smarter to burn one of your secret murders on him.
JI - June 30, 2008
Disagree.
Needs to be public. And messy.
Faux - June 30, 2008
My vote is yours.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Cue Jeff's Rangers broadcast review.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
This is exactly what I was thinking of.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Are you kidding?
Imagine the trap we could set…
1) Get every LLer to shave their kid’s head and fake a cancer ward outing
2) Bait the Rally Fries Girl into interviewing one of the brave little boogers
3) Kid very adorably tells the microphone that coming to the ballpark has been the happiest day of his life because he has good seats by the left field line and he loves watching Raul Ibanez play HORRIBLE DEFENSE FIRE VIDRO BURN THE TREE
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
If someone can get BURN THE TREE on a M's broadcast,
I’ll send them 20$ over Paypal.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Wouldn't it be easier to just some kid pawn cancer?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Eh?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Pawn cancer is the #1 killer of chess sets
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
subject = kid pawn
object = cancer
to try and clear confusion.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Doesn't clear it at all
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Very elaborate
but it could work.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
I've seen her get lost/confused before she delivers the package.
JI - June 30, 2008
This could be the worst unintentional euphemism of all time
seattlebruin - July 1, 2008
Why do they give bats to the Mariners?
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
So that they can give them away to Red?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
So that's how Adrian busted his hand
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I think that sign was made by the dad.
Faux - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
Wouldn't blame him.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Roy Halladay is good.
JI - June 30, 2008
I'm starting to think that the bat producers are sending inferior bats to the Mariners,
because, you know, why not?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
According to FOX Maple Bats are the #1 killer in America.
JI - June 30, 2008
Even more than the gays? :O
Matthew - June 30, 2008
They only kill our way of life.
JI - June 30, 2008
Gays with Maple Bats are more dangerous than Al-Qaeda
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Gays with Maple Bats is my new band name
Since Sleipnir was taken by pleasant Nazis.
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Gays with maple bats are too preoccupied to cause any harm
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
bwhahahahaha
JI - June 30, 2008
You sick bastard
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
NO NO NO
Faux - June 30, 2008
Nothing is more dangerous then Al-Qaeda.....
They are going to follow us home…
PLU Tim - June 30, 2008
ZOMG SOME PoLITICS BUT NOT TOO MUCH AMIRITE
JI - June 30, 2008
BURN THE GOVERNMENT TREE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Someone get in contact with Ichiro's magic forest
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
[decides against pube joke]
JI - June 30, 2008
I'd swim in Ichiro's magic forest
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
This was a really shitty metaphor
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Ichiro's magic forest isn't where he harvests bats, it's where he gets the shrooms he needs to survive 6 months with this team.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
That might actually make this team better.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I don't get this...
who in the hell has UNUSED cell phones laying around?
PLU Tim - June 30, 2008
I have three on my floor
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I just got a new Curve on my plan.
I still have my two old ones from past upgrades.
Faux - June 30, 2008
You didn't use them?
JI - June 30, 2008
No.
I think both are brand new. They’ll send them to you if you don’t go in and ask for one.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I save old ones for such purposes.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Oh wait, you said unused.
Yeah, that is kind of asking a lot.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
REEEEEEEEEEED
JI - June 30, 2008
Is that a Red imposter on the fhird base side?
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
I think he's just poor
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Well, he's got the wild mane of hair
But I do not sense awesomeness.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
HUSTLE BITCHES!!
basebliman - June 30, 2008
Fuck you Richie!
JI - June 30, 2008
No you idiots, STRASBURG
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Shouldn't Reed get #7 back?
JI - June 30, 2008
That was acctually a well stroked hit
joof - June 30, 2008
well, i thought for sure that would be an XBH for sexson...
guess not.
FrayLo - June 30, 2008
FUCK YOU BLOWERS
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
With a Maple Bat!
PLU Tim - June 30, 2008
Halladay's an ungly motherfucker without the facial hair.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
and not much of a looker with it
basebliman - June 30, 2008
Sllllloooooowwwwww bat!
Goose - June 30, 2008
Now is the time for Halladay to breakdown and throw a couple wild pitches in our favor.
Alaska - June 30, 2008
God damn it again Clement
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
that was a nasty pitch
basebliman - June 30, 2008
Back to Tacoma.
JI - June 30, 2008
He's about to swing check it out
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Give him a minute
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I think the swing was so quick the human eye can't pick it up.
JI - June 30, 2008
Like my groin
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Does this count as a drunkpost?
Or at least should it?
Faux - June 30, 2008
It's a butthol post
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
He said quick, not little
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Can't it be both?
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Being laid by LFoJL is like having a porcupine thrown at your butthole
Hundreds of little pokes
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Porcupine-butthol would be an interesting animorph
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
No please.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
NO NO NO
Faux - June 30, 2008
Nah, LFOJL has premature ejaculation problems.
joof - June 30, 2008
Inappropriate
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Thinking about baseball doesn't work if you think about Jose.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Not his fault,
he heard a Janeane Garofalo movie starting.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
All of you are dirty so and sos
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Robert - June 30, 2008
14
pakipaki - June 30, 2008
Seems a bit high.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
I've been searching for this for eight minutes
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
That the same look I get with allergies.
But blacker.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I meant the pitch, but sure, why not?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
That pitch was impressive, but a strike?
Teej - June 30, 2008
We suck.
krb - June 30, 2008
It was scored as struck out looking...
but he was just starting his swing
pakipaki - June 30, 2008
Fucking kenji
Alaska - June 30, 2008
OK, we'll leave you alone while you're at that then
joof - June 30, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
This needs to be re-capped in hi def.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
This is the best.
Teej - June 30, 2008
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Swinging like a monkey on vines?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
In hindsight, maybe you don't have Yuni promote "Lunchbox Day".
Faux - June 30, 2008
HE'S STARING AT HIS KICKASS VANS THAT LOOK LIKE SNEAKERS
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
No commercials in archives?
JI - June 30, 2008
Or .gif'd
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
The billowing shirts are the best part.
Goose - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
:(
Goose - June 30, 2008
You cocksucking son of a bitch
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
giffin ain't easy
JI - June 30, 2008
I don't even care I'm doing it anyway
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
The frustration in conveyed better in real time.
JI - June 30, 2008
And for the full version:
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
We spent longer than usual talking about the game today
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
We need on of just the shirts flapping.
JI - June 30, 2008
Give me a minute
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
Yay!
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Too fast
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Mine's insaner.
JI - June 30, 2008
Lopez is doing a pelvic thrust.
Goose - June 30, 2008
He's thrusting harder and faster in the better, gayer, one.
JI - June 30, 2008
Mine is realistic
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
And powerfully gay
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
This is is the injury that caused Yuni's range to take a downturn.
JI - June 30, 2008
But he takes it with a smile.
JI - June 30, 2008
Mine brings more of the funny.
JI - June 30, 2008
Speed != humor
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Benny Hill would disagree
JI - June 30, 2008
Your .gif doesn't have zany music
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
We need a gif with a few slow thrusts a bunch of fast thrusts and then some slower ones.
JI - June 30, 2008
ytmnd.com someone get on it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
He needed to practice fucking the man
joof - June 30, 2008
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
JI - June 30, 2008
I'm diggin the .gif wars.
Omerta - June 30, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
This is my favorite.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
Hypnotic.
And even gayer than the full-length one.
Teej - June 30, 2008
I could star at this all day.
JI - June 30, 2008
Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout is better than I remember.
Which is impressive because I loved it before.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
I think that Yahoo woman is Vicki Vette.
Faux - June 30, 2008
SMOKE SOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!
MaJaGa - June 30, 2008
ya, just about to
Alaska - June 30, 2008
Frank Caliendo is playing at Emerald Queen?
How’d that TBS show work out for ya Frank?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
They're still running commercials with him for DirecTV (I think).
Faux - June 30, 2008
Yep
Goose - June 30, 2008
saw one last week
basebliman - June 30, 2008
If Frank Caliendo and Ted Nugent are there the same night
I’d like to have two big bowls of 9-11 sent to their rooms.
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Nuge is a douche, but he fuckin' wails.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Over-rated
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Not anymore.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
I can't figure out if Mark Lowe is back to form or
if he’s never going to be and we just get inconsistent awesomeness.
The Typical Idiot Fan - June 30, 2008
still filthy
CKel - June 30, 2008
Holy shit I just missed an inning.
Since when does that happen for our side?
Faux - June 30, 2008
What's this thing Cito Gaston just did at SS?
Matthew - June 30, 2008
At least someone realizes that he's no good.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Explain!.
JI - June 30, 2008
I like how pitch 1 was a strike and pitch 3 was a ball.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Holy hell this is awesome
New Mariners Giveaway: 2008 Season Aztec Whistles of Death Night
Jordan of Boise - June 30, 2008
Thanks, now I'm not sleeping tonight.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
This is the sound that Jeffcat makes in my imagination
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I thought Jeffcat talked.
JI - June 30, 2008
This is the sound she makes before she bans
Robert - June 30, 2008
If they made it 40x worse it would be Death Static all over again.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Aztecs with Death Static would have ruled the ancient world.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Step Two for our evil empire: Death Static Weapons.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
But how much will they weigh?
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
The clown car is death static proof
Robert - June 30, 2008
What is the death static?
JI - June 30, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2006/4/5/231350/4707
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Gobstoppers!
Matthew - June 30, 2008
They were the beta version of recs
Robert - June 30, 2008
This blog was a lot gayer before I bursted onto the scene
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Not possible
Robert - June 30, 2008
There is no gay floor
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Whatever lesbo
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
Shut up queerbait
Robert - June 30, 2008
yes yes yes
This is how I felt when I discovered Pearl Jam when I was 16.
JI - June 30, 2008
This was the year I had extra innings.
JI - June 30, 2008
Holy SHIT thats freaky
Alaska - June 30, 2008
NIGHTMARES
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
They should make that the whistle for the train giveaway.
Faux - June 30, 2008
Woa.
Goose - June 30, 2008
Sims: "Brad Wilkerson. Pfffff"
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I should flag everyone of your posts for not inviting Sims to the gathering
Robert - June 30, 2008
Lowe 3 innings?
Stretching out for starting????
bwahahah
Faux - June 30, 2008
If only there were someone else in the bullpen who needed to be stretched out
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
I know, Sean Green really deserves a chance to start.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
WTF is that shit?
“And all available bullpen arms?
Faux - June 30, 2008
rofl did anyone see this?
FrayLo - June 30, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Bwhahaha, Wilkerson.
ThundaPC - June 30, 2008
I thought the game had ended an hour ago
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 30, 2008
It pretty much did
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I've been like this since the first week in may
Robert - June 30, 2008
This game ended when Roy Halladay was born.
Teej - June 30, 2008
Hi, Victor
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Line drive, base hit, game over.
Nice one.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
"Swung on, base hit, Overbay, Game over"
What?
Goose - June 30, 2008
The Blue Jays have a 3rd order record of 48-36
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
I like to think of this series as a gateway to an actual homestand
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
PADS WIN PADS WIN PADS WIN!!
Matthew - June 30, 2008
bahahaha, Zito 5IP 6H, 5R, 5BB 6K 1HR
on the way to a loss.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
wooo
JI - June 30, 2008
But Rockies lose
God damn that division.
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
It's awesome
Wild Card! Wild Card !Wild Card!
JI - June 30, 2008
What happened to them?
Robert - June 30, 2008
Didn't pray enough
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
God damnit
I ask one baseball relevant question a month and you cant even give me a real answer
Robert - June 30, 2008
You can figure it out for yourself
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
Screw it
I’ll just ask Brett
Robert - June 30, 2008
They can't pitch and have received an .800+ OPS from just two positions
Jeff Sullivan - June 30, 2008
They forgot to copyright Fluketober.
Suck it Tulowitski,
Goose - June 30, 2008
Thier murder's row is not so murderous
JI - June 30, 2008
At least OAK won.
Faux - June 30, 2008
I mean winning.
Faux - June 30, 2008
WOOO WE'RE BACK IN THE HUNT
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
JI - June 30, 2008
This is how i imagine my self when it comes to recs
Robert - June 30, 2008
What, Krueger?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Did he just call him an alcoholic?
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
I think he called the original an alcoholic.
Which, okay, sure, but what does that have to do with anything?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
the real Doc Holliday.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
....But why is that at all relevant to this?
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
it's Bill Kreuger dude.
Matthew - June 30, 2008
Why does Kreuger say half the shit he says?
JI - June 30, 2008
He's an alcoholic?
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
I knew a guy back in high school named Jake Peavy who would suck dick for smack
But this Jake Peavy, yeah he’s a pretty good pitcher.
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
Felix = DL, Jimenez up
Bother.
ThundaPC - June 30, 2008
Fuck.
Also, Jimenez? Ick.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Well we all knew it was worse than they've been letting on...
It always is.
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
It's almost as though...
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
Keep in mind that it's retroative to his last appearence.
Doesn’t mean all that much—they may just be skipping his next two starts.
redwolf75 - June 30, 2008
retroactive*
redwolf75 - June 30, 2008
Probably just letting him get healthy during the all star break
But it does kind of indicate that the sprain ended up being worse than they first reported.
OlSalty - June 30, 2008
fuck fuck fuck
JI - June 30, 2008
This means he'll probably start the friday after the AS game
fuck fuck shit fuck ass taint fuck
JI - June 30, 2008
Goddamn it.
He would have made the all star team, too.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
Awesome.
Fuck.
Teej - June 30, 2008
Why does Brad Adam have a job?
Nationals lose!!! Fuck!
redwolf75 - June 30, 2008
Larry Stone is an amusing man.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
He also is not amused with Tits.
BrianL - June 30, 2008
I love Larry Stone.
I am beginning to actively dislike Batista the person.
Aaron Campeau - June 30, 2008
I'm beginning to personaly dislike about half the players on the team.
For various reasons.
Teej - June 30, 2008
*personally
Teej - June 30, 2008
I always forget how funny Kevin Nealon is.
I’m running through the third season of Weeds, and he’s killing me.
Teej - June 30, 2008
That was a beatdown
Sports on a Schtick - June 30, 2008
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