You know things are rough when you can't even dredge up your usual hatred and contempt. Most of the time I wouldn't be able to stand losing to a team like the Sox or the Angels, but these days it just really doesn't make a difference. And why should it? As I've written about before, I'm no longer emotionally invested in this team's day-to-day existence, and when you're not emotionally invested in a team, you can't be emotionally invested in its opponents. That's not how it works. Yeah, it would've been nice to help the Rays a little bit, but that's the only reason I feel even the slightest bit bad about this weekend. I don't feel bad because the Mariners lost. I don't feel bad because in so doing they made Boston happy. I feel a little bad because we couldn't help Tampa Bay. This is the weirdest season I've ever experienced.
More than anything else, I've learned to respond to this season by reducing my level of emotional intensity and just becoming a fan of the game. Not for any one team in particular (although I'm definitely pulling for the Rays), but rather for all of them. There are a lot of teams out there, and if the Mariners aren't providing you with enough satisfaction and happiness, there's plenty to be found in other places. I mean, I don't really care about the Padres, but being at Petco for Scott Hairston's walk-off last night was electric. So was watching Tony Clark put them ahead in the eighth inning this afternoon. But it's not necessarily about watching other teams; even just paying attention and analyzing the numbers can give you an enjoyable alternative when the Mariners are irrelevant. The Rays. Roy Halladay. Joba's transition. Tim Lincecum. Josh Hamilton. Zack Greinke. The Tigers' pitching staff. Chipper Jones. Chase Utley. And so on and so forth. There are a million fascinating things taking place right now, and they're all right there for you to observe. If you're like me, and you need baseball to capture and keep your interest for the duration of the summer, go seek some of these things out. You'll be glad you did. Just because the Mariners are a total waste doesn't mean the season has to be.
Biggest Contribution: Erik Bedard, +18.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Ichiro, -14.5%
Most Important AB: Beltre fly out, -8.0%
Most Important Pitch: Drew homer, -15.0%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +18.1%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -68.1%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
(What is this chart?)
In the bottom of the eighth, JJ froze Manny Ramirez with a 99mph fastball on the outer black.
Somewhat game-related post on the way.
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Is his breaking up of Felix's no-hitter the only reason you hate Drew?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
You say that as if it's a minor thing
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
The hatred
is nonexistent here
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
It festered
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
I don't remember a middle point
where you mildly hated him
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
Leave me alone
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
Sorry
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
gay
JI - June 8, 2008
Old flames never burn out.
JI - June 8, 2008
The mlbtv archives are still working like ass
very frustrating.
It’s bringing my gif production to a halt.
JI - June 8, 2008
JJ spotting a 99 mph heater on the black for strike three?
That’s something to take from yet another loss. He might not help up at this point, but JJ back to being JJ would be quite the encouraging development.
Gomez - June 8, 2008
This has been a weird season indeed.
I’m not gonna talk about Arizona here, instead the Dodgers have been the ones that have been capturing my interest lately. This is a team that just absolutely REFUSES to win their division. I mean, they absolutely do not want it at all.
On May 2nd, the Dodgers were 4 games back. Since then Arizona has gone 14-21. Now you’d think that LA would be able to at least gain some ground, possibly even take over the division lead right?
Nope. At the end of today, the Dodgers are still 4 games back. How pissed off must Dodger fans be right now?
Goose - June 8, 2008
I'm pretty pissed
The Dodgers are so up and down its frustrating. I guess the nice thing is knowing that most of the key players are young and still learning and that there’s room for improvement and growth.
On the other hand they make so many stupid mistakes some nights its just mind boggling.
bluemax - June 9, 2008
Superior version of "dive."
(Yes, I kept the video too).
JI - June 8, 2008
For shits and giggles:
JI - June 8, 2008
Hate
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
Fight fire with fire
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
JI - June 8, 2008
Nice
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
Hate
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
Actually I find this funny now
Jeff Sullivan - June 8, 2008
I have experence with gifs of these sorts
JI - June 8, 2008
It looks like Kenji is trying to avoid the tag of the first baseman standing on first base
Which, at this hour, is really funny
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
If you could slow the ending down a bit it'd be great
Right now I’d put it as alright to good
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
it's form the highlight reels
I’m so glad I missed that game.
I’m trolling the 2007 highlight reels looking for some raul’d flyballs, but no luck so far.
JI - June 8, 2008
I thought Jeff was able to slow down the Ichiro jumping catch
Is he better than you?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
You can edit the video/gifs.
But it’s a pain in the ass.
JI - June 8, 2008
How fucking hard is it to find a highlight play of Raul being an asshat?
Jesus Christ.
JI - June 8, 2008
Success!
JI - June 8, 2008
That walkaway is priceless
Great find
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
That one got the video editor taken to it
I had to cut a lot of shit between the runs scoring and the walkaway.
JI - June 8, 2008
He just looks like he did nothing wrong at all
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
Also, Dream On was a hilariously bad choice of highlight reel music.
JI - June 8, 2008
Dream On?
Bad choice indeed.
Might I suggest a few tunes?
Stuck with You – Huey Lewis and the News: You can show a bad Raul play, and then cut to Squnity shrugging and smiling.
Together Forever – Rick Astley: See above.
and my personal favorite…
Break My Stride – Matthew Wilder: Just listen to the song. You’ll realize why it’s a hilarious choice.
BrianL - June 8, 2008
I was talking about the Griffey highlight reel.
I like the Stuck with you idea for Raul, I just don’t think i could survive on play through of Stuck With You.
JI - June 8, 2008
We're doing a Griffey highlight reel?
Uh oh.
BrianL - June 8, 2008
Or did someone else do a bad Griffey highlight reel?
BrianL - June 8, 2008
The Mariners did.
The gif is from the first Griffey game (which thank God I worked an 18 hour day or I would have watched that abortion).
JI - June 8, 2008
There's plenty of good from his Mariner days...
BrettJMiller - June 8, 2008
I volunteer my services for a highlight reel.
I can edit, ect.. but I need sources. I also Enjoy Huey Lewis and can survive multiple listenings
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Also, I believe there was a series against the Cubs last year where Raul showed off his hilarious noodle arm
I think a run might have scored so it could be a highlight
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 8, 2008
ok
JI - June 8, 2008
There was a bobble and a bad throw from LF
but they were subtle—nothing that cost the team any bases.
JI - June 8, 2008
Too choppy
OlSalty - June 8, 2008
I know
this is an outtake. I made it quickly.
JI - June 8, 2008
If we had drafted Lincecum instead of Morrow...
Would his awesomeness be hidden from the world as he pitched in a late inning relief role?
Frosty Raptor - June 8, 2008
Probably.
BrianL - June 8, 2008
I was watching Mariners all access at the gym today
And they interviewed Morrow and asked him extensively about him being a starter/reliever etc. He personally wants to be stretched into a starter in the majors because he will get to work with Mel.
Anyway, why I bring this up, is because Angie Mentink of all people, says after the interview that she thinks that Morrow should go to Tacoma this season and be stretched out and then be sent up later this season after he is stretched out, because she doesn’t think they should wait any longer to do it. Wow. I wonder if she reads USSM/LL at all, or if its just common sense at this point?
Fin - June 8, 2008
Common sense
Kind of like Churchill trashing the M’s for taking a near ML-ready reliever with their first selection in the draft – it makes no sense to invest a ton of resources into making a shutdown bullpen to preserve leads… when the team sucks anyway and rarely has a late game lead to begin with.
It’s like putting two and two together – it’s just that for some reason, Bill Bavasi and Hock Lirmstrong keep getting 22 while the rest of us are getting 2+2=4.
seattlebruin - June 9, 2008
Hock Lincstrong
I like that…
Much easier to type than CHowArmLinStrong…
PositivePaul - June 9, 2008
Even Bill Krueger expressed the same opinion
so if it’s clearly obvious to an idiot savant minus the savant then…
Matthew - June 9, 2008
The thing that annoys me the most about Morrow is "What do you have to lose??
If he shits the bed as a starter you can always move him back to relief and have Mariano Rivera in waiting to toss the eighth inning.
It’s like going to a casino and having the pit boss tell me “I’ll let you bet anything you want on the craps table, and whatever you win you can keep, and if you lose, it’s on us” and me telling him “no thanks, I’m risk averse”
seattlebruin - June 9, 2008
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