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6/9: Open Game Thread, Part 3

Oh good, extra baseball.

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And fuck you
I can't even collapse it.
It's almost like I did that on purpose
You wont last long here

unless you make smaller posts.

Smaller.
24 too few for my tastes.
This game would be over if Yuni didn't suck at defense.
Jeff is alot ruder than Matthew is at this process
You got your gay links
I had a witty retort

Still crappy until we get this.

I specifically said hetero links
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
Frasor is a really annoying name.
A Sitcom about Seattle?
DICKEY's Fuck Pussy Blue Jays
Two bad offenses come together for extra inning baseball.
Did you know that baseball is the only American professional team sport

that isn’t timed?!?

What? Canada sucks.
Shut your whore mouth

Canada’s awesome

That's why like, what? 80% "unlivable"?
Canada is also your only chance of ever getting poon
Your face sucks.
Canada is the best country ever*

*especially for people between 18 and 21

what the shit asterisks worked
Team volleyball says hi.

So do doubles tennis. Of course, you might not consider those sports.

They have professional team volleyball?
There's beach volleyball

played 2 a side. Given that 2 is a very small number for a team, but still technically qualifies.

There used to be pro team indoor volleyball, but it may have folded while no one was looking.

I guess two is technically a team.

So yeah, you’re right, NVM.

I consider "professional sports" ones that people

actually watch.

I consider them sports people get paid for playing.
I consider them sports played by Jose Vidro
That's a super intelligent definition
By that logic, Nascar is a sport

And fuck that no it’s not

"Four pitches into this game they had a lead and they haven't scored since"

the Mojo can’t get much higher

www.phonetrace.org

Orange cats are ugly.
Lies
I'm going to get a orange cat and name him Felix

I’ve been planning this for the last 4 years

I wont argue with you since the cameras always on us

but your a homo

you're dammit

You do this all the time and it’s very frustrating

I do it to spite Graham
Well it's making me angry
Hahaha great site

2girls1cup.com

It’s hot I swear

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NSFW
Hell, not safe for anyone.
edit: Not Safe for Living Organisms and Rocks
This game needs more Don Cherry
Is he the one with the fag suits?
I own 3 suits made out of 100% pure fag.
Misspelled "awesome"
If you're using fag as a compliment then yes
Why would it mean anything else?

Why can't he be my Grandpa?
Because you touch yourself at night
RIGHT BEFOUR I TOUVH YOR MOM!!!11!1!!1
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! A SAINT!!!
This is why he's hot.

This is why he’s hot. This is why this is why this is why he’s hot

OH CANADA!
the home of bc bud....
i don't approve of that product.
I should have known that...it rhymed.
According to PrOPS Beltre has been the unluckiest hitter in baseball
Yeah, poor Beltre
Not unlucky.

God just likes making him suffer

unlucky

more like unclutch

We should bench him for a while and tweak his swing.
10 bucks says we lose.
Then we can all have Strasburgers

I had a 2 lbs burger the other day
Thanks for sharing.

I’m gonna go to the bathroom, brb.

I see your imaginary 10 dollars

and raise you fifty hogsheads.

We will win
...now that Bloomquist's in
...and now they pinch run?
This makes sense
Rug hugger, eh?
I guess that's what they say in Pittsburgh.
So

is the bench empty yet?

Oh wait, Burke is all that is left, yes?

What a strange pitch to take
Right down the middle from someone who swings at lots of bad pitches.
Walking Lopez to get to Wlad?
Gee, subbing Reed out was a stupid decision.
This is the most boring extra inning game ever.
Please give us a reason to keep starting you Wlad...
jeez

Sims just called John Gibbons “Gibby”
then told “the youngsters” to google “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”
Please end now, baseball.

Whatever, Dave Sims is awesome.
Lucky.

I’m stuck with the Canadians

Willie Bloomcrist
I prefer Willie Bloomcrisp

Because crispy makes me think of gritty and stuff

Broomstick.

reminds me of bad hitting and sodomy

Sounds like a cracker.
Willie Bloomchrist
Voted to be one of the untouchables on the team by the post game show listeners

Whoot!

I think Willie Ballgame is easily the most hilarious nickname for him.
Jeff posessed Blowers for the 13 balls comment
Are we up?
TAKE!
Oh shit Cairo on deck.

SWING!

AT A SLOWER PACE THAN OTHERS!
Rally killer on deck, come on rally killer!
Miguel Cairo for the win!
DO NOT SWING CAIRO!

DO NOT SWING AT ANYTHING!

We all knew this would come down to Miguel Cairo, right?

deep down?

Inning...Ending

Triple Play

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
Cairo GRAND SLAM!
hay is is Vitor artinez
Bases loaded with only one out?

STEP INTO A PITCH CAIRO

PLEASE.

SQUEEZE

SQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZE

why do they advertise for mlb.tv on mlb.tv?
So we will buy it twice and they will PROFIT
cause it is free right now
No that is not why
They were doing it long before the free trial thing
Who else is fully expecting us not to score a run here?
Cairo double play
I take it as a given.
Bases loaded with less than two outs?

What… do we score around 50% of the time in these situations?

WILD PITCH/PASS BALL

It’s the only way.

Is it possible to GIDP on a squeeze bunt?

If so, we have our chance.

PINCH HI-

oh…

Pinch hit Clement.

Oh…

When do we start pinch hitting with our bullpen?

Seriously, could it get any worse? I’d rather see Bautista up there hacking than Cairo.

Alright, swinging at ball 1!
Cairo's goatee makes him look like a ballsack.
You are what you eat.
Cairo's career makes him look like a ballsack
LET BURKE HIT
Take a pitch to the balls.

It will be awesome and we will win

Just got back from dinner

The game’s still tied? Huh.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOO SQUEEZE
FANFUCKINTASTIC!!!
HOLYSHIT SUICIDE SQUEEZE

hahaha awesome

Suicide Squeezer?!
Smart coaching, huh?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey the BJs don't want to give up a run here

Goddamn announcers are retards

SQJUEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE

My god it worked.
Cairo knew what pitch was coming.

Thank goodness!

Pentland never would have done that he was why we sucked this year
Please be the good JJ

You're playing with fire, son.
We don't get to use it much.
Two true possible outcomes.
One way or another.
Seriously I feel like Beltre is 1 lineout away from going VTech on everybody
I'd love for Sims to bring up Beltre's bad luck on the air.
HOLY SHIT ANNOUNCER MICS
I am waiting for it...

oh, it is gone now.

Were they talking abou how delicious malt vinegar on french fries is?
Stupid boring Canadians
I miss the old days.
gif gif gif
Duh

Sweet statutory
instagif motherfucker
Too choppy
Nevermind
That's the purest form of source video you're ever going to find.
Stupid game thread auto-refresh hiccup
You look foolish now.

Excellent.

Nice glowing bar at the top, dingus
Sraight up pure 100% tv cockboy.
I will have something excellent when the archive is posted
It will be hard to top my Classic Raul (TM) gif from last night.

strut

Comcast does that for some reason here, even on the box.

I don’t even notice it anymore.

fuck you
B-E-A-utiful
Hahahahah. Everyone here could have caught that
yes the blue jay announcers in between innings!!
PUTZ IN.... GAME..... UMMMM.... PLEASE COME BACK JJ!
JJ Puss?

MLB.TV no commercials?

It's "puts" not "poots" you retard

SOMEONE CURSE PLEASE

FUCKKKKKKK

It's aboot time.
leave Dickey in
Rotoworld on Petland

Mariners fired hitting coach Jeff Pentland.
The Mariners have the game’s worst record despite a top-10 payroll, and it’s obviously Pentland’s fault. He’ll know better next time not to overpay for Richie Sexson, Carlos Silva, Miguel Batista and Jarrod Washburn. Also, he never should have traded for Jose Vidro and put together a ridiculous bench that included Miguel Cairo and Willie Bloomquist. And that’s glossing over his biggest mistake of all: he saw two lesbians kissing at Safeco Field and did absolutely nothing to stop them. Lee Elia, his replacement, is very capable of putting the fans in their place when he needs to.

Hahahah that's great
I love Rotoworld.
Its a great piece that for sure.
Guess who's in line for the win if Putz can hold on?

LL’s favorite reliever.

RRS didn't pitch
RRS doesn't exist.
RRS doesn't exist.
Kenji's OPS is .563. This after 2-4 day.
3 more years! 3 more years! 3 more years!
Bomb Japan again
Selectively
Leave the women.

/Librocrat

Hey where the hell is that guy, anyway?
Don't summon him
I tried to ban him on Neo-LL

But Blogspot is a little bitch

Librocrat Librocrat Librocrat
Asian penis politics lolz
Those were supposed to be 4 seperate things
FUCK YOU WLAD!
fucking christ.
Defense doesn't matter.
Siiiiiiiiigh

Defense :(

Toronto tourism ads?

In Toronto?

Balentien doing his best Ibanez impression
Raul Approves!
Reed would have caught that
wlad!!!!

jesus fucking christ

I think I know who the M's Mole is...
Did we just crossover to the worst defense in the league?
It's hard to cross into territory you own unconditionally.
Oh fuck hahahahaha unbelieveable
In other news.... Wlad is called back to the minors.
Oh great we're boned.
Oh Jesus Fucking Christ.
So the meltdown begins......
hahaha

This is depressing and yet honestly you can’t help but laugh.

we're still gonna lose on a passed ball
Oh wow it's really falling to pieces now, innit?
Looks like we might be having Strasburger tonight after all
Here we go again

same old shit again. giving away the game, i can’t wait til we are through.

Game. Set. Match.
Here comes the bomb.
Hahahahaha Jesus at least this is a new way to blow a game
Wow.

Putz’s fastball is straight as an arrow. They are squaring him up.

Well it's always been arrow straight.
Howie Kendrick is really good.

He can sustain a ridiculously high BABIP because he squares up pitchers which no one else can do.

/HH

Has always been that way
Okay, let's just say extremely hittable.
Only because he's not throwing 98
Wilkerson walk-off. I can see McLaren's face right now.
I think in the post game interview he will kill himself from dehydration after crying buckets for 2 consecutive hours
Putz used to be able to do this thing called striking a guy out...

...it’s how we won close games, IIRC…it’s so long ago things are sort of hazy…

It's funny he just K'd Manny the other day with an awesome pitch.
Wasn't a clutch situation duhhh
This loss is going to suck.
I just think it will be hilarious.
This will end well.
Here it comes.

we called it the day Toronto picked him up

death by Brad Wilkerson
On a side note to that... nice throw by Wlad.

Too bad he caught the Raul.

Wilkerson walk-off?
I think we all know how this ends.
WILKERSON!

how fitting

Hey wow so this is what doom feel like. Not a bang but a whimper.
Odds Wilkerson goes deep?

100%? Can I vote for higher?

Over under on Wilkersuck getting it out!!!11!!???
This is just becoming funny.
I want 5 more innings
And here I was thinking that Pentland's firing was

going to inspire the team.

The only thing that would inspire this team is taking hostages.
It inspired the batters

We need to drop Stottlemeyer now.

Fire the ball girls

They distract Washburn

Fire the bus drivers.
This game will make me cry
Oh fuck where was that!?
WTF?!?!?!
2 no calls in a row.
Looked inside to me
That was a goddamn strike.

Jesus

Strike 3 twice now
Those aren't strikes
Wrong.
Gameday doesn't lie
You must not give yourself over to the machines.
Gameday is a pathological liar.

[Kenji Johjima's 63 pitch at bat jpeg]
Nobody ever explained to me what the "auto-strike" meant.
I think it's self-explanatory
He called them strikes the whole night...except that AB
Fuck you Blowers.

“I don’t he can handle that fastball”.

Homerun.

"think"

as in “think” before you hit post

He can't, remember how he couldn't get around on anything over 88 in Seattle
This ump blows cock
THE FUCK? Those were fucking strikes!????
No they weren't, not according to Pitch F/X
Right down the middle according to tv.
You have a weird tv.
We should have used Morrow
That pisses me off that has been a strike all night long

bases loaded. Whoo whoo

Gascan Putz.

:(

Hoo boy.

This game is over.

Hey JJ, if it wasn't a strike the first time, it isn't gonna be a strike the next two times.
Either the camera is broken or those are fucking strikes.

What a bunch of horsecock.

If that umpire had one more eye he would be a cyclops
The camera is broken.

Gameday has all but the first ball (which is debatable) as solidly outside the zone.

OMG we----->boned
I think this team is a little more flaccid.
Bavasi's next solution to this clusterfuck

VIAGRA

Aw sweet, we're gonna get a Lyle Overbay grand-slam, aren't we?
Queue the cockpunch
MORROW MORROW MORROW MORROW
Morrow can never close a game or he will never start a game
this win will be awesome
THIS IS WHY WE DRAFTED FIELDS
Just tuned in.

JJ walking Wilk to load the bases with 0 out? You gotta’ be fucking kidding me.

Not minding a loss vs. Not wanting JJ's trade value to decline
Not only do we stink...our good playerrs loosing all of these trade value.
Lyle Overbay looks like the lead character from Eric Stoltz's "Mask"

Check out his gameday photo.

Well that was unexpected.
Too many good things just happened

LDJKLJKLJKLD

Woo!

Goddamn!

MIGUEL CAIRO BITCHES
Wow, really?

.......

Thank you Cairo
niiiiice

“Cairo coming up big again”

ESPN announcers giving Tejada all the credit for the Astros's success
Cairo is my hero!
His goatee is my hero

(seriously. I grow facial hair like a 12-year-old)

Richie would have missed it and the game would be over
I was expecting a throw to 2nd.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Defense wins things!
Defense loses Strasbergs!
That's going to make the loss even worse
HAHA FUCK YOU CANADIEN PRICKS
My screen broke.

Did I just see what I just saw?

Cairo you fucking rock!
Walkoff single coming up.
oh fuck, it's scutaro
"Oh fuck, it's Scutaro"

That’s hilarious.

i expect us to lose to him
False hope.

Double down LF line.

Nah, more like an unlucky bloop single.

It fits Mariners this season.

Give up the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Oh great

Scutaro walks, Eckstein wins the game. Sounds about right.

I miss good JJ.
Walk in a run and get the next guy out please
No shame in getting beat by a World Series MVP.
You are a grimly funny motherfucker.
Marcus scoots down to first base
HEY BIG FUCKER STOP WALKING THE WORLD
My god, J.J. should have blown this four times already.
Can Dickey come back and finish this game?
If JJ walks in David Eckstein I am officially a Rays fan. Fuck this.
We are so boned.

Why the fuck is JJ not on the DL?

ITS TIME FOR A GRITGASM
Eckstein up....game SO over
Hey, at least the Rays are up 2-0 over the goddamned Angels.
ANOTHER FUCKING BALL
Bean his face

worth it

That looked low.
Umpire is taking pity at this point
Hey, was that a Gameday strike, Jeff?
YOU FUCKING BITCH IF YOU FUCKING GET A HIT I WILL FUCKING SCREAM
Nice swing you ferry sprite
"ferry sprite"

What, he rides a boat?

So does he ferry sprite only in Canada or can I get some?
All you guys can kiss my ass

?

I like this. Our new code for Eckstein
More extra inning ball?
Stop dicking around, J.J.

Just throw fast. It’s David Fucking Eckstein.

FULL COUNT BASES LOADED DOWN BY ONE MR. CLUTCH IS UP

whoooooo.

Jeff, your favorite Angels pitcher, Mr. Joe Saunders...

Just gave up back-to-back-to-back homers to Longoria, Aybar, and Navarro.

yes yes yes
Can't wait for them to get posted on gameday.

So sweet.

He hasn't seen bullets like these since April 16, 2007
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

should’ve shot him

HERE COMES THE FAIL
Ahaha Canadian announcers acting like JJ should fear Eckstein
OH MY GOD WE WIN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Meh.

Didn't see that coming
hahaha suck it you dwarf
I wasn't worried
YOU FAIL FUCKER.
HAHAHAHA WE WIN

TAKE THAT GOD

I want to see a Full fire beard

by JJ.

Screw the goatee.

OMG we won.

Oh, a win
That's almost dissapointing.
FUCK YOU FERRYBOAT SPRITE
So I think Miguel Cairo just won us a game
That's two extra inning game-winning RBIs for Miguel Cairo this year.
You can even say Baltentien helped out in the cause.

Set Cairo up.

Pretend it never happened.
YOU JUST GOT F'D IN THE A
cool, we won!

I still say we lose on a passed ball

CUE THE FIDDLECAT
I CANT FIND HIM :(
Bookmark it stupid

YESSSSSSSSSSS
where the hell did you find this?
My dreams
You misspelled awkward nightmare
No I'm pretty sure I didn't
I misspelled dreams
As long as you didn't misspell erotic fantasy...
Boy that sure gives me nocturnal emissions
Needs more Minnie
Back to awkward nightmares
You dream your dreams, I'll dream mine
Sold

Sounds like I want nothing to do with some of your dreams anyhow, so it works for me

Eliza Dushku begs to differ
Younger Eliza Dushku
It's a dream

You can have as many Eliza Dushkus as you like

13 of them for every year between 18-30
Actually apparently she's not 30 yet

so let’s make that like six of them

Who dislikes the Red Sox
<18 year old Dushku?
Needs more Anne Frank
Anne Frank and Eliza Dushku star in

“Attic Love”

/Jeff’s dream

That's why I added "some" to that

I generally agree with Jeff on things, and Eliza is one of them

Minnie?

Awkward, sure, but I wouldn’t call that a nightmare

The Mickey is really fucking creepy to me

I dunno why. Putting a zombie Minnie in his arms would not do me any good

Wait, what?

When did Minnie become undead in this fantasy?

Mickey is like a zombie in the clip

So in my head she becomes the same, for the sake of symmetry

You dream your dreams, I'll dream mine

I'd give her an 8
Corco'd give her a 10
Needs more braces
She said she was 18!
She looks too much like Mickey for my tastes.
and a six pack of Icehouse

that’ll loosen her up

I can't say we didn't have that coming
Dot from anamanicas is hotter, she doesn't wear a shirt
Babes in Toyland 25.00 mark.
I want to watch this movie
No.

Although young Keanu is funny

I try to download this but my torrent searches always get distracted
Freely available on youtube.
LINK DAMN YOU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzMyHy6LG4

YOU SON OF A BITCH THIS IS IMPORTANT
THE FIRST OTH ROLL IS SIGNIFICANT THIS IS HI

THIS IS HISTORY

holy fuck
This is amazing
This is up there with Fiddle Cat
I wish my Avi-GIF convertor trial hadn't expired

There was another part that would be an awesome gif.

TERROR
SEE?!

Something about these clips just strike fear in me

yes yes yes
Mickey joined the KKK??

That’s Racist!

Disturbing.

I can’t even express how happy I am that I’m reading this in the morning rather than bringing this into my dreams last night.

linky

The 5:30 mark is another great part
Errr 5:50
I have to watch this all the way through

but I don’t have enough LSD.

That is the most fucked up movie I've ever watched selective clips from
Okay, the pig brushing his teeth is weirding me out
How do you think pigs have the cleanest mouths?
You are greatly welcome
It's like I got Rick Rolled by a gigantic vagina
I have been waiting to break this out for ~months
I like getting distracted
It's on google video

It’s really not as batshit insane as the gif would make it seem though.

BTW am I fucked up for seeing that title on HBO at like 3 am and

thinking it was a porno?

It gets more disturbing/funny every time
^^^^

this is why I visit this website

You must not visit very often
We don't post that very often.

I can see how he has missed it so far.

Sidebar him dingus.
That would lead to misuse
Label it

tacelddif

That would lead to curiousity
Show no mercy to the abusers.

If this was tomorrow I would ban you.
WTF we might win tomorrow

Have hope.

False hope.

Cello cat hanged himself a week ago.
NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS!

Quadruple YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I love watching Mickey wig out.
According to FSN..

“Willie, you’re here for one thing and that’s to get the job done.”

As opposed to what, being there to fuck up?

Miguel Cairo is there to create a job for somebody else
Being there for his sex appeal

He’s the real slumpbuster, if you catch my drift

I was gonna say fucking up is what Cairo is for

But it doesn’t really work right now

Cairo is better than Pujols

Bill Krueger is on acid.

Did he really say that?

Comments like that should be punishable by death

He said Cairo is the best 1B in the AL

And he might be the best 1B in baseball.

Has Krueger watched baseball at all this year?
Chuck Armstrong is at the other end of Bill's teleprompter.
I think somebody is just playing a joke on him, like in Anchorman

Just put random things in the prompter and see if he even notices

I'm Bill Krueger?
Get the pitchforks.

We have work to do…

How the fuck did we win?
Shhh just accept it and they won't take it away
Did I hear correctly?

Cairo is one of the best 1st baseman in the league?

Um.

Did he specify which league?
Either way he's way wrong
WTF too many retards in this world
Don't have time to sift through comments,

so I apologize if this is LATE.

Dickey gets the win
Putz gets the save
Willie scores the winning run…

If Fiddle Cat were played on the jumbotron of every ballpark in America, there wouldn't be any more hate in the world
Fiddle Cat needs to make his strings out of rally monkey
We should make sacrifices to the Fiddle Cat
But there'd be a lot more confused people
Especially since he's playing a cello.
LATE
You're right, considering it was 7:37 AM after the discussion.
And two weeks since the cello was recognised as such
Doesn't your don't be an ass exception

Have an exception for those of us that haven’t been around even two weeks?

I don't think Graham is capable of turning it on and off
Nor is he capable of doing so to others, I would think.
Served
Says the man who had to ask Matthew to explain what D/L = X meant yesterday
I was too busy being good-looking to nerd out
I imagine those daydreams of yours must be hard work
The two of you clearly don't need my help in the turn on/turn off discussion.
Ben and Robert always come between us :(
RRS hasn't returned my calls

I’m afraid he may be dead

I still have that missing poster of him knocking around
OH I GET GRAHAM'S JOKE NOW

Holy crap that’s very clever. Consider it a retroactive rec when I find the original post.

1) No

2) I’m not even being mean?

Just a little snarky.

And I gave it back anyway.

Snarky is my analogue for nice
Then I should feel flattered.
Let's not go overboard
I tried to call him Cello Cat and it never caught on.
I'm glad someone else can recognize stringed instruments.

Long discussion on French Horns, Saxophones, woodwinds and brass, but the Fiddle Cat slips by.

Fiddle Cat sounds more exuberant .
To be fair, the character's name is "The Cat and the FIddle."

Hence, Fiddle Cat.

As in, "Hey Diddle Diddle?"

The cow jumped over the moon?

Let's find a way to make this happen as soon as possible
If we could get them to play Sunshine & Lollipops...
Fiddle Cat playing Sunshine, Lollipops?

I would die

Wait. Wait. This is crazy but it might work.

Combine them. Fiddle Cat + Sunshine and Lollipops= Awesome

I'll make a ytmnd
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
Megarecommended
Does this involve the union of five recs to form a gigantic humanoid rec?
We need to find out who's our inside man at FSN
Vlad runs into second looking like he's going to fall over.

What do the defensive metrics say about him? I can’t imagine any better than Raul.

My wife wants to know...

Is ManTank pregnant again???

Isn't she always pregnant?
No

She looked pretty not fat in the gif from the other day.

bigger

yes yes yes
.gifs have changed LL forever
for the better
Naturally

just wait until you see what I have in store for the recap

This isn't it?
Hells no
damn
However this is what I was alluding to here

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/9/549095/6-9-open-game-thread-part#6681296

Why do you tease us so?
Patience my pet
Wow.

Watch out RRS…

...

I’m suddenly a little uncomfortable.

Patience you assholes?
You should let JI do a guest recap while you're at the meetup
Fuck that shit

Those two paragraphs about John Smoltz took a half an hour to edit.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mustn't......post......furrie......
How can you not?!
(can't find furry grind jpeg]
I'm trying not to kill the meme is all

We’ve been using it too much lately I think.

Go get em
Thank god for Firefox 3

Soooo much smoother now

also, terrifying
That's awesome
Holy crap this is awesome
Coco Crisp is a crazy person
Longoria hurts our team by hitting homeruns too far

http://www.draysbay.com/2008/6/9/549066/6-9-rays-37-26-at-laa-39-2#6681664

Wow wtf
I wonder what matthan's take is on the DH
You guys are alot nicer to idiots than we are
I was mean for them.
This is almost as good as that person who complained about their team getting too many walk-off wins.
There's nothing wrong with his comment

He needs to hit short homeruns instead of long fly balls. He obviously does.

Uhh, what?
I think marinator was joking
That's not what he said

He said he needs to hit more short homeruns instead of fewer long homeruns, basically.

If that's not what he said, did she say it?
Oh, well fuck him then

Fuckin tard

We should REC that post.
I did.
Moi aussi
You're not French.
He might want to be

Like people in Quebec

Gravy in burgers, vinegar on fries.
LOTS AND LOTS OF MAYO
Wait... who the hell wants to be Belgian?
That'd be okay.
I want to be Belgian :(
Fuck me... I overlooked the beer.

I have no excuse for this.

You really don't
I'm a little bit Belgian

and I have a waffle iron

Vinegar on fries is occasionally delicious
I'm not hating.

It’s just a very French Canadian thing to do.

always delicious
Gravy and cheese curds on fries

drooooool

Just slap some hot sauce on everything
Mais bien sur

Je suis francais. Aussi je suis “scottish.”

Je pense que tu es une tete de merde.

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Ca ne fait rien, je t’aime

Pomplemous

Ananas
Bagguette
Ohoho Bagguette Ohohohoho

Oho

Où est la piscine?
Pardonne-moi?
Où est la piscine?
Uhh…
Splish splosh.
Huh?
Euh?
Je ne comprends pas.

ESPN: Is Ken Griffey Jr the best HR hitter of this era?

Uh, Bonds?

BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS
Is that some sort of voodoo curse?
Dugout Reference, JI would get it
He is the best HR hitter of his era that has never tested positive for steroids

and has never been linked to any steroid scandals

Not yet.

Wait until he gets another 65, and you’ll start hearing that argument.

Oh we all know he paid people off to clear his name

Let’s get serious here.

Plus, slightly different era.

Was this a joke?
It's the only arguement I could come up with

Since I am in love with Griffey and all of his natural talent.

I also do not like A-Rod, and this factors in my decision to completely slander his name and call him roid demon

Pathetic National League
Not pathetic until 2006.
Needs to be photoshopped with Lidge's eyes rolling back in his head
reality is sufficent

that ball still has not landed.
I miss you. How bout you come back to us instead of Griffey?

And bring the Unit

They do say that makeup sex is the best
That comes across kinda real real dirty
90's Bonds is still better than 90's Griffey
As a pure HR hitter I believe Griffey had more from 1990-2000 than Bonds....

But then again the Kingdome factors into that too. Regardless Bonds was the better all-around hitter even when Griffey was launching more bombs.

422 for Griffey, 410 for Bonds.

Griffey missed about 100 games but played in pretty much the most HR friendly park ever, so take it for what it’s worth. Regardless, both of them were incredible HR hitters.

So I have to ask

was Handsome Pete too esoteric?

Is he the one who dances for nickels?
I prefer the guy who drops his pants for free.
You would...
Nickels add up
I'd drop my pants for food.
I lost my shit the first several times I saw that episode
I loved that for years

you could use whether people remembered the bit about the quarter as a great litmus test of true fandom

Sunshine and Lollipops was always a good test for me.
I can't tell you how many times I've pulled that line our for no reason

my new one is “Now who’s the dean?” That seems to fly over most peoples’ heads.

LESS POSTING MORE RECAP MAKING
Jesus Christ all right!
I wait with bayted breath
Jeff, that looks dangerously like representative leadership...
We aren't paying you to dilly dally
Time of the month?
I always prefered

”... let’s take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father is gonna be just fine!”

It’s the best joke from the latter years.

That episode is one of my favorites.
It's my first memory of really liking that show.
I hate it when you make me feel old
The Rays just regressed the living shit out of Joe Saunders
Gently regress that shit
It was definetly more of a "surprise regress".
with a chainsaw

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