Mariners fired hitting coach Jeff Pentland. The Mariners have the game’s worst record despite a top-10 payroll, and it’s obviously Pentland’s fault. He’ll know better next time not to overpay for Richie Sexson, Carlos Silva, Miguel Batista and Jarrod Washburn. Also, he never should have traded for Jose Vidro and put together a ridiculous bench that included Miguel Cairo and Willie Bloomquist. And that’s glossing over his biggest mistake of all: he saw two lesbians kissing at Safeco Field and did absolutely nothing to stop them. Lee Elia, his replacement, is very capable of putting the fans in their place when he needs to.
Griffey missed about 100 games but played in pretty much the most HR friendly park ever, so take it for what it’s worth. Regardless, both of them were incredible HR hitters.
Only one link?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Lazy.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
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Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
And fuck you
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I can't even collapse it.
JI - June 9, 2008
It's almost like I did that on purpose
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
You wont last long here
unless you make smaller posts.
JI - June 9, 2008
Smaller.
JI - June 9, 2008
YAY
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
24 too few for my tastes.
JI - June 9, 2008
zoinks!
Matthew - June 9, 2008
This game would be over if Yuni didn't suck at defense.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Jeff is alot ruder than Matthew is at this process
Robert - June 9, 2008
You got your gay links
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I had a witty retort
Robert - June 9, 2008
Still crappy until we get this.
JI - June 9, 2008
I specifically said hetero links
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
How do ya like it, how do ya like it?
JI - June 9, 2008
Frasor is a really annoying name.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
A Sitcom about Seattle?
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
DICKEY's Fuck Pussy Blue Jays
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Two bad offenses come together for extra inning baseball.
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Did you know that baseball is the only American professional team sport
that isn’t timed?!?
Coach Owens - June 9, 2008
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
What? Canada sucks.
Coach Owens - June 9, 2008
Shut your whore mouth
Canada’s awesome
Robert - June 9, 2008
That's why like, what? 80% "unlivable"?
Coach Owens - June 9, 2008
Don't get it
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
*It's like.
Coach Owens - June 9, 2008
Canada is also your only chance of ever getting poon
Robert - June 9, 2008
OWNED
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Your face sucks.
JI - June 9, 2008
Canada is the best country ever*
*especially for people between 18 and 21
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
what the shit asterisks worked
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Team volleyball says hi.
So do doubles tennis. Of course, you might not consider those sports.
PDXTai - June 9, 2008
They have professional team volleyball?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
There's beach volleyball
played 2 a side. Given that 2 is a very small number for a team, but still technically qualifies.
There used to be pro team indoor volleyball, but it may have folded while no one was looking.
PDXTai - June 9, 2008
I guess two is technically a team.
So yeah, you’re right, NVM.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
I consider "professional sports" ones that people
actually watch.
Coach Owens - June 9, 2008
I consider them sports people get paid for playing.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
I consider them sports played by Jose Vidro
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I consider you smart
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
That's a super intelligent definition
Nick S - June 9, 2008
By that logic, Nascar is a sport
And fuck that no it’s not
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
"Four pitches into this game they had a lead and they haven't scored since"
the Mojo can’t get much higher
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
www.phonetrace.org
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Robert - June 9, 2008
Orange cats are ugly.
JI - June 9, 2008
Lies
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I'm going to get a orange cat and name him Felix
I’ve been planning this for the last 4 years
Robert - June 9, 2008
You're ugly
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
I wont argue with you since the cameras always on us
but your a homo
Robert - June 9, 2008
you're dammit
You do this all the time and it’s very frustrating
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I do it to spite Graham
Robert - June 9, 2008
Well it's making me angry
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Hahaha great site
2girls1cup.com
It’s hot I swear
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
NSFW
Faux - June 9, 2008
Hell, not safe for anyone.
Faux - June 9, 2008
edit: Not Safe for Living Organisms and Rocks
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
This game needs more Don Cherry
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Is he the one with the fag suits?
Robert - June 9, 2008
I own 3 suits made out of 100% pure fag.
JI - June 9, 2008
Misspelled "awesome"
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
If you're using fag as a compliment then yes
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
late
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Why would it mean anything else?
Robert - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
What a crazy fagotron
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Hahahah spectactular
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Ok well that one's awesome
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Why can't he be my Grandpa?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Because you touch yourself at night
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
RIGHT BEFOUR I TOUVH YOR MOM!!!11!1!!1
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! A SAINT!!!
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
This is why he's hot.
This is why he’s hot. This is why this is why this is why he’s hot
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
OH CANADA!
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
the home of bc bud....
hairofthedawg - June 9, 2008
i don't approve of that product.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
I should have known that...it rhymed.
hairofthedawg - June 9, 2008
According to PrOPS Beltre has been the unluckiest hitter in baseball
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Yeah, poor Beltre
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Not unlucky.
God just likes making him suffer
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
unlucky
more like unclutch
JI - June 9, 2008
We should bench him for a while and tweak his swing.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
10 bucks says we lose.
JI - June 9, 2008
Then we can all have Strasburgers
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
I had a 2 lbs burger the other day
Robert - June 9, 2008
Thanks for sharing.
I’m gonna go to the bathroom, brb.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
I see your imaginary 10 dollars
and raise you fifty hogsheads.
planB - June 9, 2008
We will win
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
...now that Bloomquist's in
yuniform - June 9, 2008
...and now they pinch run?
BrianL - June 9, 2008
This makes sense
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Rug hugger, eh?
BrianL - June 9, 2008
I guess that's what they say in Pittsburgh.
yuniform - June 9, 2008
So
is the bench empty yet?
Oh wait, Burke is all that is left, yes?
bluemax - June 9, 2008
Grit!
Goose - June 9, 2008
What a strange pitch to take
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Right down the middle from someone who swings at lots of bad pitches.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Walking Lopez to get to Wlad?
Goose - June 9, 2008
Gee, subbing Reed out was a stupid decision.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
This is the most boring extra inning game ever.
JI - June 9, 2008
Please give us a reason to keep starting you Wlad...
Alaska - June 9, 2008
jeez
Sims just called John Gibbons “Gibby”
then told “the youngsters” to google “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”
Please end now, baseball.
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Whatever, Dave Sims is awesome.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Lucky.
I’m stuck with the Canadians
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Willie Bloomcrist
Alaska - June 9, 2008
I prefer Willie Bloomcrisp
Because crispy makes me think of gritty and stuff
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Broomstick.
reminds me of bad hitting and sodomy
JI - June 9, 2008
Mmm...sodomy
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Sounds like a cracker.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Willie Bloomchrist
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Voted to be one of the untouchables on the team by the post game show listeners
Whoot!
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
I think Willie Ballgame is easily the most hilarious nickname for him.
planB - June 9, 2008
Jeff posessed Blowers for the 13 balls comment
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Are we up?
JI - June 9, 2008
TAKE!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Oh shit Cairo on deck.
SWING!
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
AT A SLOWER PACE THAN OTHERS!
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Rally killer on deck, come on rally killer!
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
SWING
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Miguel Cairo for the win!
Goose - June 9, 2008
DO NOT SWING CAIRO!
DO NOT SWING AT ANYTHING!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
We all knew this would come down to Miguel Cairo, right?
deep down?
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Inning...Ending
Triple Play
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Wlad!!
MFAN - June 9, 2008
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Cairo GRAND SLAM!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
hay is is Vitor artinez
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Bases loaded with only one out?
esoteric - June 9, 2008
STEP INTO A PITCH CAIRO
PLEASE.
bluemax - June 9, 2008
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZE
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
nailed it.
yuniform - June 9, 2008
why do they advertise for mlb.tv on mlb.tv?
Alaska - June 9, 2008
So we will buy it twice and they will PROFIT
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
cause it is free right now
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
No that is not why
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
They were doing it long before the free trial thing
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Who else is fully expecting us not to score a run here?
snow - June 9, 2008
Cairo double play
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
I take it as a given.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Bases loaded with less than two outs?
What… do we score around 50% of the time in these situations?
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
WILD PITCH/PASS BALL
It’s the only way.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Is it possible to GIDP on a squeeze bunt?
If so, we have our chance.
PDXTai - June 9, 2008
PINCH HI-
oh…
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Pinch hit Clement.
Oh…
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
When do we start pinch hitting with our bullpen?
Seriously, could it get any worse? I’d rather see Bautista up there hacking than Cairo.
PDXTai - June 9, 2008
Alright, swinging at ball 1!
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Cairo's goatee makes him look like a ballsack.
JI - June 9, 2008
You are what you eat.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Cairo's career makes him look like a ballsack
snow - June 9, 2008
LET BURKE HIT
Faux - June 9, 2008
Take a pitch to the balls.
It will be awesome and we will win
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
CLUTCH CLUTCH CLUTCH
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Just got back from dinner
The game’s still tied? Huh.
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
woo
JI - June 9, 2008
aweome
Matthew - June 9, 2008
SQUEEZE!!
Goose - June 9, 2008
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
OMG
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
WOOOO SQUEEZE
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
FANFUCKINTASTIC!!!
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
HOLYSHIT SUICIDE SQUEEZE
hahaha awesome
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Suicide Squeezer?!
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
SQUEEZE
Happybelly - June 9, 2008
Smart coaching, huh?
marinator - June 9, 2008
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH MY DICK
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Oh my.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
No
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
excellent
JI - June 9, 2008
Hey the BJs don't want to give up a run here
Goddamn announcers are retards
SQJUEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
My god it worked.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Cairo knew what pitch was coming.
Thank goodness!
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
YESSSSSS!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Pentland never would have done that he was why we sucked this year
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Please be the good JJ
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
You're playing with fire, son.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
We don't get to use it much.
JI - June 9, 2008
Two true possible outcomes.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
One way or another.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Seriously I feel like Beltre is 1 lineout away from going VTech on everybody
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I'd love for Sims to bring up Beltre's bad luck on the air.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
HOLY SHIT ANNOUNCER MICS
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I am waiting for it...
oh, it is gone now.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Were they talking abou how delicious malt vinegar on french fries is?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Stupid boring Canadians
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I miss the old days.
JI - June 9, 2008
gif gif gif
Robert - June 9, 2008
Duh
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
Sweet statutory
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
instagif motherfucker
JI - June 9, 2008
Too choppy
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Nevermind
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
That's the purest form of source video you're ever going to find.
JI - June 9, 2008
Stupid game thread auto-refresh hiccup
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
You look foolish now.
Excellent.
JI - June 9, 2008
Nice glowing bar at the top, dingus
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Sraight up pure 100% tv cockboy.
JI - June 9, 2008
I will have something excellent when the archive is posted
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
It will be hard to top my Classic Raul (TM) gif from last night.
strut
JI - June 9, 2008
Comcast does that for some reason here, even on the box.
I don’t even notice it anymore.
JI - June 9, 2008
fuck you
JI - June 9, 2008
Perfect
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
B-E-A-utiful
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Hahahahah. Everyone here could have caught that
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
derp
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
yes the blue jay announcers in between innings!!
MFAN - June 9, 2008
PUTZ IN.... GAME..... UMMMM.... PLEASE COME BACK JJ!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
JJ Puss?
MLB.TV no commercials?
Faux - June 9, 2008
It's "puts" not "poots" you retard
SOMEONE CURSE PLEASE
FUCKKKKKKK
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
It's aboot time.
Faux - June 9, 2008
leave Dickey in
MFAN - June 9, 2008
Rotoworld on Petland
Mariners fired hitting coach Jeff Pentland.
The Mariners have the game’s worst record despite a top-10 payroll, and it’s obviously Pentland’s fault. He’ll know better next time not to overpay for Richie Sexson, Carlos Silva, Miguel Batista and Jarrod Washburn. Also, he never should have traded for Jose Vidro and put together a ridiculous bench that included Miguel Cairo and Willie Bloomquist. And that’s glossing over his biggest mistake of all: he saw two lesbians kissing at Safeco Field and did absolutely nothing to stop them. Lee Elia, his replacement, is very capable of putting the fans in their place when he needs to.
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Hahahah that's great
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I love Rotoworld.
Goose - June 9, 2008
Perfect.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Its a great piece that for sure.
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Guess who's in line for the win if Putz can hold on?
LL’s favorite reliever.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
RRS didn't pitch
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
RRS doesn't exist.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Who?
planB - June 9, 2008
RRS doesn't exist.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
FUCK. LATE.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Kenji's OPS is .563. This after 2-4 day.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
3 more years! 3 more years! 3 more years!
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Bomb Japan again
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Selectively
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Leave the women.
/Librocrat
Faux - June 9, 2008
Hey where the hell is that guy, anyway?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Don't summon him
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I tried to ban him on Neo-LL
But Blogspot is a little bitch
Robert - June 9, 2008
Librocrat Librocrat Librocrat
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Asian penis politics lolz
Robert - June 9, 2008
Those were supposed to be 4 seperate things
Robert - June 9, 2008
rec'd
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
recs need to be like tickets at chuckie cheese
Robert - June 9, 2008
You can get a chinese finger trap!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Stop stealing my ideas.
JI - June 9, 2008
Prove it
Robert - June 9, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/23/535038/5-23-open-game-thread#6328293
JI - June 9, 2008
barely
Robert - June 9, 2008
owned
JI - June 9, 2008
farts?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Librocrat was benched?
JI - June 9, 2008
awesome
JI - June 9, 2008
FUCK YOU WLAD!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
oh :(
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Rad.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
fucking christ.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Just... wow
marinator - June 9, 2008
Defense doesn't matter.
Happybelly - June 9, 2008
Siiiiiiiiigh
Defense :(
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Toronto tourism ads?
In Toronto?
Faux - June 9, 2008
Balentien doing his best Ibanez impression
snow - June 9, 2008
Raul Approves!
Goose - June 9, 2008
Teehee
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Reed would have caught that
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
wlad!!!!
jesus fucking christ
MFAN - June 9, 2008
I think I know who the M's Mole is...
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Did we just crossover to the worst defense in the league?
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
It's hard to cross into territory you own unconditionally.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Oh fuck hahahahaha unbelieveable
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
In other news.... Wlad is called back to the minors.
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Oh great we're boned.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Oh Jesus Fucking Christ.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
So the meltdown begins......
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
hahaha
This is depressing and yet honestly you can’t help but laugh.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
we're still gonna lose on a passed ball
MFAN - June 9, 2008
Oh wow it's really falling to pieces now, innit?
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Looks like we might be having Strasburger tonight after all
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Here we go again
same old shit again. giving away the game, i can’t wait til we are through.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Game. Set. Match.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Here comes the bomb.
Goose - June 9, 2008
Hahahahaha Jesus at least this is a new way to blow a game
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Wow.
Putz’s fastball is straight as an arrow. They are squaring him up.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Well it's always been arrow straight.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Howie Kendrick is really good.
He can sustain a ridiculously high BABIP because he squares up pitchers which no one else can do.
/HH
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Has always been that way
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Okay, let's just say extremely hittable.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Only because he's not throwing 98
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Wilkerson walk-off. I can see McLaren's face right now.
Alaska - June 9, 2008
I think in the post game interview he will kill himself from dehydration after crying buckets for 2 consecutive hours
marinator - June 9, 2008
Putz used to be able to do this thing called striking a guy out...
...it’s how we won close games, IIRC…it’s so long ago things are sort of hazy…
esoteric - June 9, 2008
It's funny he just K'd Manny the other day with an awesome pitch.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Wasn't a clutch situation duhhh
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
This loss is going to suck.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
False
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I just think it will be hilarious.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
This will end well.
JI - June 9, 2008
Good Lord
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Here it comes.
we called it the day Toronto picked him up
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Yup
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
death by Brad Wilkerson
MFAN - June 9, 2008
On a side note to that... nice throw by Wlad.
Too bad he caught the Raul.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Wilkerson walk-off?
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
I think we all know how this ends.
Goose - June 9, 2008
WILKERSON!
how fitting
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Hey wow so this is what doom feel like. Not a bang but a whimper.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Odds Wilkerson goes deep?
100%? Can I vote for higher?
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
110%
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Over under on Wilkersuck getting it out!!!11!!???
Faux - June 9, 2008
11
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
This is just becoming funny.
Alaska - June 9, 2008
I want 5 more innings
Robert - June 9, 2008
BOHICA Time
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
And here I was thinking that Pentland's firing was
going to inspire the team.
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
The only thing that would inspire this team is taking hostages.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
It inspired the batters
We need to drop Stottlemeyer now.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Fire the ball girls
They distract Washburn
marinator - June 9, 2008
Fire the bus drivers.
Faux - June 9, 2008
This game will make me cry
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Oh fuck where was that!?
BrianL - June 9, 2008
WTF?!?!?!
JI - June 9, 2008
2 no calls in a row.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Both inside.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Looked inside to me
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
That was a goddamn strike.
Jesus
Devin - June 9, 2008
Strike 3 twice now
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Those aren't strikes
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Wrong.
Devin - June 9, 2008
Gameday doesn't lie
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
You must not give yourself over to the machines.
JI - June 9, 2008
Gameday is a pathological liar.
Devin - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
[Kenji Johjima's 63 pitch at bat jpeg]
JI - June 9, 2008
Nobody ever explained to me what the "auto-strike" meant.
redwolf75 - June 9, 2008
I think it's self-explanatory
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
He called them strikes the whole night...except that AB
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Fuck you Blowers.
“I don’t he can handle that fastball”.
Homerun.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
"think"
as in “think” before you hit post
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
He can't, remember how he couldn't get around on anything over 88 in Seattle
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
This ump blows cock
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
THE FUCK? Those were fucking strikes!????
Alaska - June 9, 2008
No they weren't, not according to Pitch F/X
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Right down the middle according to tv.
JI - June 9, 2008
You have a weird tv.
Goose - June 9, 2008
I agree
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
We should have used Morrow
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
hahaha
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
That pisses me off that has been a strike all night long
bases loaded. Whoo whoo
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Gascan Putz.
:(
Devin - June 9, 2008
Hoo boy.
This game is over.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Hey JJ, if it wasn't a strike the first time, it isn't gonna be a strike the next two times.
Goose - June 9, 2008
Either the camera is broken or those are fucking strikes.
What a bunch of horsecock.
JI - June 9, 2008
If that umpire had one more eye he would be a cyclops
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
The camera is broken.
Gameday has all but the first ball (which is debatable) as solidly outside the zone.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
OMG we----->boned
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I think this team is a little more flaccid.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Bavasi's next solution to this clusterfuck
VIAGRA
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Aw sweet, we're gonna get a Lyle Overbay grand-slam, aren't we?
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Queue the cockpunch
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
MORROW MORROW MORROW MORROW
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Morrow can never close a game or he will never start a game
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
this win will be awesome
MFAN - June 9, 2008
Fire Putz
Alaska - June 9, 2008
THIS IS WHY WE DRAFTED FIELDS
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
Just tuned in.
JJ walking Wilk to load the bases with 0 out? You gotta’ be fucking kidding me.
redwolf75 - June 9, 2008
Not minding a loss vs. Not wanting JJ's trade value to decline
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
Not only do we stink...our good playerrs loosing all of these trade value.
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
FUCK YES!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Lyle Overbay looks like the lead character from Eric Stoltz's "Mask"
Check out his gameday photo.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Well that was unexpected.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Too many good things just happened
LDJKLJKLJKLD
marinator - June 9, 2008
Woo!
Goddamn!
Devin - June 9, 2008
MIGUEL CAIRO BITCHES
JI - June 9, 2008
Wow, really?
.......
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Thank you Cairo
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
niiiiice
“Cairo coming up big again”
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Nice play.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
ESPN announcers giving Tejada all the credit for the Astros's success
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Cairo is my hero!
Schuxu - June 9, 2008
His goatee is my hero
(seriously. I grow facial hair like a 12-year-old)
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Richie would have missed it and the game would be over
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
I was expecting a throw to 2nd.
Goose - June 9, 2008
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Defense wins things!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Defense loses Strasbergs!
Faux - June 9, 2008
That's going to make the loss even worse
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
HAHA FUCK YOU CANADIEN PRICKS
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
My screen broke.
Did I just see what I just saw?
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Cairo you fucking rock!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Walkoff single coming up.
redwolf75 - June 9, 2008
oh fuck, it's scutaro
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
4 words never before said
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Correct
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22oh+fuck+it%27s+scutaro%22&btnG=Google+Search
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
"Oh god it's Scutaro"
Is down on the list.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
"Oh fuck, it's Scutaro"
That’s hilarious.
Devin - June 9, 2008
i expect us to lose to him
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
False hope.
Double down LF line.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Nah, more like an unlucky bloop single.
It fits Mariners this season.
AtomicGarden - June 9, 2008
Give up the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Robert - June 9, 2008
Walking Scutaro
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
shit.
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Oh great
Scutaro walks, Eckstein wins the game. Sounds about right.
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
WS MVP
over Jeff Weaver
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
I miss good JJ.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Walk in a run and get the next guy out please
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
No shame in getting beat by a World Series MVP.
Goose - June 9, 2008
You are a grimly funny motherfucker.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Marcus scoots down to first base
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
HEY BIG FUCKER STOP WALKING THE WORLD
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
My god, J.J. should have blown this four times already.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Can Dickey come back and finish this game?
Alaska - June 9, 2008
If JJ walks in David Eckstein I am officially a Rays fan. Fuck this.
redwolf75 - June 9, 2008
We are so boned.
Why the fuck is JJ not on the DL?
JI - June 9, 2008
ITS TIME FOR A GRITGASM
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Eckstein up....game SO over
MFAN - June 9, 2008
Hey, at least the Rays are up 2-0 over the goddamned Angels.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Ugh.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
ANOTHER FUCKING BALL
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Bean his face
worth it
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
agreed
JI - June 9, 2008
That looked low.
Goose - June 9, 2008
Umpire is taking pity at this point
esoteric - June 9, 2008
Hey, was that a Gameday strike, Jeff?
Devin - June 9, 2008
Pretty low.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
YOU FUCKING BITCH IF YOU FUCKING GET A HIT I WILL FUCKING SCREAM
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Nice swing you ferry sprite
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Ferry?
BrianL - June 9, 2008
"ferry sprite"
What, he rides a boat?
esoteric - June 9, 2008
So does he ferry sprite only in Canada or can I get some?
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
All you guys can kiss my ass
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I like this. Our new code for Eckstein
esoteric - June 9, 2008
More extra inning ball?
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Stop dicking around, J.J.
Just throw fast. It’s David Fucking Eckstein.
Devin - June 9, 2008
FULL COUNT BASES LOADED DOWN BY ONE MR. CLUTCH IS UP
whoooooo.
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
Jeff, your favorite Angels pitcher, Mr. Joe Saunders...
Just gave up back-to-back-to-back homers to Longoria, Aybar, and Navarro.
R.J. Anderson - June 9, 2008
yes yes yes
JI - June 9, 2008
Can't wait for them to get posted on gameday.
So sweet.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
He hasn't seen bullets like these since April 16, 2007
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
winner
JI - June 9, 2008
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
should’ve shot him
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
HERE COMES THE FAIL
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
winnerz!
yuniform - June 9, 2008
Ahaha Canadian announcers acting like JJ should fear Eckstein
Faux - June 9, 2008
OH MY GOD WE WIN!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meh.
Devin - June 9, 2008
Didn't see that coming
Katal LM - June 9, 2008
hahaha suck it you dwarf
JI - June 9, 2008
I wasn't worried
marinator - June 9, 2008
YOU FAIL FUCKER.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
HAHAHAHA WE WIN
TAKE THAT GOD
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
I want to see a Full fire beard
by JJ.
Screw the goatee.
OMG we won.
Edgar for Mayor - June 9, 2008
Oh, a win
krb - June 9, 2008
That's almost dissapointing.
Goose - June 9, 2008
FUCK YOU FERRYBOAT SPRITE
esoteric - June 9, 2008
So I think Miguel Cairo just won us a game
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
That's two extra inning game-winning RBIs for Miguel Cairo this year.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
MVP
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
You can even say Baltentien helped out in the cause.
Set Cairo up.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
Pretend it never happened.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
YOU JUST GOT F'D IN THE A
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
cool, we won!
I still say we lose on a passed ball
MFAN - June 9, 2008
CUE THE FIDDLECAT
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I CANT FIND HIM :(
Robert - June 9, 2008
Bookmark it stupid
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
YESSSSSSSSSSS
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
WOOOO
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
where the hell did you find this?
Alaska - June 9, 2008
My dreams
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
You misspelled awkward nightmare
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
No I'm pretty sure I didn't
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I misspelled dreams
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
As long as you didn't misspell erotic fantasy...
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Boy that sure gives me nocturnal emissions
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Needs more Minnie
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Back to awkward nightmares
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
You dream your dreams, I'll dream mine
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Sold
Sounds like I want nothing to do with some of your dreams anyhow, so it works for me
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
Eliza Dushku begs to differ
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Younger Eliza Dushku
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
It's a dream
You can have as many Eliza Dushkus as you like
ningwers - June 9, 2008
13 of them for every year between 18-30
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Actually apparently she's not 30 yet
so let’s make that like six of them
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Who dislikes the Red Sox
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
<18 year old Dushku?
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Needs more Anne Frank
Faux - June 9, 2008
Anne Frank and Eliza Dushku star in
“Attic Love”
/Jeff’s dream
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
That's why I added "some" to that
I generally agree with Jeff on things, and Eliza is one of them
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
Minnie?
Awkward, sure, but I wouldn’t call that a nightmare
ningwers - June 9, 2008
The Mickey is really fucking creepy to me
I dunno why. Putting a zombie Minnie in his arms would not do me any good
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
Wait, what?
When did Minnie become undead in this fantasy?
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Mickey is like a zombie in the clip
So in my head she becomes the same, for the sake of symmetry
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
You dream your dreams, I'll dream mine
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
I'd give her an 8
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Corco'd give her a 10
Faux - June 9, 2008
Needs more braces
Robert - June 9, 2008
hawt
JI - June 9, 2008
She said she was 18!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
She looks too much like Mickey for my tastes.
JI - June 9, 2008
and a six pack of Icehouse
that’ll loosen her up
ningwers - June 9, 2008
I can't say we didn't have that coming
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Dot from anamanicas is hotter, she doesn't wear a shirt
JI - June 9, 2008
Babes in Toyland 25.00 mark.
JI - June 9, 2008
I want to watch this movie
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
No.
Although young Keanu is funny
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I try to download this but my torrent searches always get distracted
Robert - June 9, 2008
Freely available on youtube.
JI - June 9, 2008
LINK DAMN YOU
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfzMyHy6LG4
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
YOU SON OF A BITCH THIS IS IMPORTANT
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
THE FIRST OTH ROLL IS SIGNIFICANT THIS IS HI
THIS IS HISTORY
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
holy fuck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
This is amazing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
This is up there with Fiddle Cat
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I wish my Avi-GIF convertor trial hadn't expired
There was another part that would be an awesome gif.
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
TERROR
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
SEE?!
Something about these clips just strike fear in me
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
yes yes yes
Robert - June 9, 2008
Mickey joined the KKK??
That’s Racist!
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Disturbing.
I can’t even express how happy I am that I’m reading this in the morning rather than bringing this into my dreams last night.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
linky
JI - June 9, 2008
The 5:30 mark is another great part
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Errr 5:50
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I have to watch this all the way through
but I don’t have enough LSD.
JI - June 9, 2008
That is the most fucked up movie I've ever watched selective clips from
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Okay, the pig brushing his teeth is weirding me out
ningwers - June 9, 2008
How do you think pigs have the cleanest mouths?
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
That was awesome
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
You are greatly welcome
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
It's like I got Rick Rolled by a gigantic vagina
ningwers - June 9, 2008
rec'd
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I have been waiting to break this out for ~months
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I like getting distracted
Robert - June 9, 2008
It's on google video
It’s really not as batshit insane as the gif would make it seem though.
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
BTW am I fucked up for seeing that title on HBO at like 3 am and
thinking it was a porno?
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
It gets more disturbing/funny every time
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
^^^^
this is why I visit this website
Tony S - June 9, 2008
You must not visit very often
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
We don't post that very often.
I can see how he has missed it so far.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Sidebar him dingus.
JI - June 9, 2008
That would lead to misuse
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Label it
tacelddif
JI - June 9, 2008
That would lead to curiousity
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Show no mercy to the abusers.
JI - June 9, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
If this was tomorrow I would ban you.
JI - June 9, 2008
What happens tomorrow?
Robert - June 9, 2008
The Reckoning
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I am openly advacting making JI a mod for this weekend
Robert - June 9, 2008
He
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
wants
Robert - June 9, 2008
to
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
be
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
loved
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
more
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Got you covered
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Post count padder
Robert - June 9, 2008
This is horrible idea.
I love it.
JI - June 9, 2008
WTF we might win tomorrow
Have hope.
False hope.
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Cello cat hanged himself a week ago.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
hung?
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Hanged.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Nope. "Hanged" is correct.
esoteric - June 9, 2008
LATE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
NOOOOOOOOOOO
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
SO HAPPY!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE AT THE PLAYOFFS!
Alaska - June 9, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Quadruple YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I love watching Mickey wig out.
Wilder. - June 9, 2008
According to FSN..
“Willie, you’re here for one thing and that’s to get the job done.”
As opposed to what, being there to fuck up?
Devin - June 9, 2008
Miguel Cairo is there to create a job for somebody else
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Being there for his sex appeal
He’s the real slumpbuster, if you catch my drift
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I was gonna say fucking up is what Cairo is for
But it doesn’t really work right now
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Cairo is better than Pujols
Bill Krueger is on acid.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Did he really say that?
Comments like that should be punishable by death
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
He said Cairo is the best 1B in the AL
And he might be the best 1B in baseball.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
Has Krueger watched baseball at all this year?
snow - June 9, 2008
Chuck Armstrong is at the other end of Bill's teleprompter.
bmteddy - June 9, 2008
I think somebody is just playing a joke on him, like in Anchorman
Just put random things in the prompter and see if he even notices
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
I'm Bill Krueger?
bmteddy - June 9, 2008
Get the pitchforks.
We have work to do…
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
How the fuck did we win?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Shhh just accept it and they won't take it away
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Did I hear correctly?
Cairo is one of the best 1st baseman in the league?
Um.
krb - June 9, 2008
Did he specify which league?
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Either way he's way wrong
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Little League.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
WTF too many retards in this world
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Don't have time to sift through comments,
so I apologize if this is LATE.
Dickey gets the win
Putz gets the save
Willie scores the winning run…
PositivePaul - June 9, 2008
If Fiddle Cat were played on the jumbotron of every ballpark in America, there wouldn't be any more hate in the world
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Fiddle Cat needs to make his strings out of rally monkey
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
We should make sacrifices to the Fiddle Cat
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
But there'd be a lot more confused people
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Especially since he's playing a cello.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
LATE
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
You're right, considering it was 7:37 AM after the discussion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
And two weeks since the cello was recognised as such
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
Doesn't your don't be an ass exception
Have an exception for those of us that haven’t been around even two weeks?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
I don't think Graham is capable of turning it on and off
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2008
Nor is he capable of doing so to others, I would think.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Served
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2008
Says the man who had to ask Matthew to explain what D/L = X meant yesterday
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
I was too busy being good-looking to nerd out
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2008
I imagine those daydreams of yours must be hard work
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
The two of you clearly don't need my help in the turn on/turn off discussion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Ben and Robert always come between us :(
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
RRS hasn't returned my calls
I’m afraid he may be dead
Jeff Sullivan - June 10, 2008
I still have that missing poster of him knocking around
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
OH I GET GRAHAM'S JOKE NOW
Holy crap that’s very clever. Consider it a retroactive rec when I find the original post.
seattlebruin - June 10, 2008
1) No
2) I’m not even being mean?
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
Just a little snarky.
And I gave it back anyway.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Snarky is my analogue for nice
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
Then I should feel flattered.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Let's not go overboard
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
I tried to call him Cello Cat and it never caught on.
JI - June 10, 2008
I'm glad someone else can recognize stringed instruments.
Long discussion on French Horns, Saxophones, woodwinds and brass, but the Fiddle Cat slips by.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Fiddle Cat sounds more exuberant .
JI - June 10, 2008
To be fair, the character's name is "The Cat and the FIddle."
Hence, Fiddle Cat.
Aaron Campeau - June 10, 2008
As in, "Hey Diddle Diddle?"
The cow jumped over the moon?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Indeed.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0024852/fullcredits#cast
Aaron Campeau - June 10, 2008
I just don't have the words.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 10, 2008
Let's find a way to make this happen as soon as possible
snow - June 9, 2008
If we could get them to play Sunshine & Lollipops...
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Fiddle Cat playing Sunshine, Lollipops?
I would die
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Wait. Wait. This is crazy but it might work.
Combine them. Fiddle Cat + Sunshine and Lollipops= Awesome
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
FUCK LATE
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
OWNED
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
NOT FARE YOU USED LESS WORDS
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I'll make a ytmnd
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Megarecommended
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Does this involve the union of five recs to form a gigantic humanoid rec?
ningwers - June 9, 2008
It better
Robert - June 9, 2008
We need to find out who's our inside man at FSN
Robert - June 9, 2008
Vlad runs into second looking like he's going to fall over.
What do the defensive metrics say about him? I can’t imagine any better than Raul.
Faux - June 9, 2008
My wife wants to know...
Is ManTank pregnant again???
PositivePaul - June 9, 2008
Isn't she always pregnant?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
No
She looked pretty not fat in the gif from the other day.
JI - June 9, 2008
NIKKI Z!!
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com/
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
OH MY GOD TOO MUCH AWESOME
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
You rule
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I'm never leaving that page ever
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Yay, it's not scary anymore!
PhilKenSebben is a national hero. Also, REC’ddddd
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
This is quite possibly the greatest single webpage ever made
ningwers - June 9, 2008
The best part is when the fiddle cat bobbs in time with the music.
So great.
SethGrandpa - June 9, 2008
By the way this has to be made either a "Reference" or "Mariners Link"
SethGrandpa - June 9, 2008
If Leslie Gore isn't the special guest on Saturday
you are doing it wrong
JI - June 9, 2008
8 minutes: The time it took JI to look up who sung Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I've known this even before it was the Felix Song.
JI - June 9, 2008
That's...cool
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
It was in my favorite episode of the Simpsons.
JI - June 9, 2008
It's also a fantastic song.
And it’s also Lesley.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
REC'D A BILLION TIMES!
BrianL - June 9, 2008
Holy jumping jesus christ.
Goose - June 9, 2008
I have reccomended this comment
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Is he saying "Bitches!"?
Faux - June 9, 2008
b. tv
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
bigger
JI - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
That's amazing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
yes yes yes
JI - June 9, 2008
.gifs have changed LL forever
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
for the better
JI - June 9, 2008
Naturally
just wait until you see what I have in store for the recap
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Work quickly
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
This isn't it?
JI - June 9, 2008
Hells no
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
damn
JI - June 9, 2008
However this is what I was alluding to here
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/9/549095/6-9-open-game-thread-part#6681296
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Why do you tease us so?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Patience my pet
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Wow.
Watch out RRS…
Faux - June 9, 2008
...
I’m suddenly a little uncomfortable.
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Patience you assholes?
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
You should let JI do a guest recap while you're at the meetup
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Fuck that shit
Those two paragraphs about John Smoltz took a half an hour to edit.
JI - June 10, 2008
Better
ningwers - June 9, 2008
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Mustn't......post......furrie......
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
How can you not?!
ningwers - June 9, 2008
(can't find furry grind jpeg]
JI - June 9, 2008
Easily
Faux - June 9, 2008
I'm trying not to kill the meme is all
We’ve been using it too much lately I think.
OlSalty - June 10, 2008
Go get em
JI - June 9, 2008
Thank god for Firefox 3
Soooo much smoother now
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
also, terrifying
JI - June 9, 2008
That's awesome
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Holy crap this is awesome
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
Coco Crisp is a crazy person
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
Longoria hurts our team by hitting homeruns too far
http://www.draysbay.com/2008/6/9/549066/6-9-rays-37-26-at-laa-39-2#6681664
R.J. Anderson - June 9, 2008
Wow wtf
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I wonder what matthan's take is on the DH
ningwers - June 9, 2008
You guys are alot nicer to idiots than we are
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I was mean for them.
JI - June 9, 2008
You're an angel
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Yeah, sadly.
R.J. Anderson - June 9, 2008
This is almost as good as that person who complained about their team getting too many walk-off wins.
BrianL - June 9, 2008
There's nothing wrong with his comment
He needs to hit short homeruns instead of long fly balls. He obviously does.
marinator - June 9, 2008
Uhh, what?
Faux - June 9, 2008
I think marinator was joking
ningwers - June 9, 2008
That's not what he said
He said he needs to hit more short homeruns instead of fewer long homeruns, basically.
OlSalty - June 9, 2008
If that's not what he said, did she say it?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Oh, well fuck him then
Fuckin tard
marinator - June 9, 2008
We should REC that post.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
I did.
R.J. Anderson - June 9, 2008
Moi aussi
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
You're not French.
R.J. Anderson - June 9, 2008
He might want to be
Like people in Quebec
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Gravy in burgers, vinegar on fries.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
LOTS AND LOTS OF MAYO
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Wait... who the hell wants to be Belgian?
ningwers - June 9, 2008
That'd be okay.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
I want to be Belgian :(
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Fuck me... I overlooked the beer.
I have no excuse for this.
ningwers - June 9, 2008
You really don't
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I'm a little bit Belgian
and I have a waffle iron
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Vinegar on fries is occasionally delicious
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I'm not hating.
It’s just a very French Canadian thing to do.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
always delicious
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
Gravy and cheese curds on fries
drooooool
Robert - June 9, 2008
Just slap some hot sauce on everything
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Mais bien sur
Je suis francais. Aussi je suis “scottish.”
Je pense que tu es une tete de merde.
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH
Ca ne fait rien, je t’aime
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Pomplemous
Ananas
Bagguette
Ohoho Bagguette Ohohohoho
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
HOHOHOHo
Tu gagnes
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Woah what the balls?
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Ou est la piscine?
Graham MacAree - June 10, 2008
LATE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 10, 2008
Oho
Où est la piscine?
Pardonne-moi?
Où est la piscine?
Uhh…
Splish splosh.
Huh?
Euh?
Je ne comprends pas.
pakipaki - June 9, 2008
ESPN: Is Ken Griffey Jr the best HR hitter of this era?
Uh, Bonds?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS BOB LEY STEROIDS
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
Is that some sort of voodoo curse?
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Dugout Reference, JI would get it
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
I did.
JI - June 9, 2008
He is the best HR hitter of his era that has never tested positive for steroids
and has never been linked to any steroid scandals
marinator - June 9, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Sexy
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Not yet.
Wait until he gets another 65, and you’ll start hearing that argument.
Faux - June 9, 2008
Oh we all know he paid people off to clear his name
Let’s get serious here.
Plus, slightly different era.
marinator - June 9, 2008
Was this a joke?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
It's the only arguement I could come up with
Since I am in love with Griffey and all of his natural talent.
I also do not like A-Rod, and this factors in my decision to completely slander his name and call him roid demon
marinator - June 9, 2008
JI - June 9, 2008
Pathetic National League
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Not pathetic until 2006.
JI - June 9, 2008
Needs to be photoshopped with Lidge's eyes rolling back in his head
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
reality is sufficent
JI - June 9, 2008
That works
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
that ball still has not landed.
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
I miss you. How bout you come back to us instead of Griffey?
And bring the Unit
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
They do say that makeup sex is the best
ningwers - June 9, 2008
That comes across kinda real real dirty
tootthekazoo - June 9, 2008
90's Bonds is still better than 90's Griffey
Robert - June 9, 2008
As a pure HR hitter I believe Griffey had more from 1990-2000 than Bonds....
But then again the Kingdome factors into that too. Regardless Bonds was the better all-around hitter even when Griffey was launching more bombs.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
422 for Griffey, 410 for Bonds.
Griffey missed about 100 games but played in pretty much the most HR friendly park ever, so take it for what it’s worth. Regardless, both of them were incredible HR hitters.
BrettJMiller - June 9, 2008
FU Edwin Jackson
Faux - June 9, 2008
Beeeeeeeeeeej
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
I Love BJs
Faux - June 9, 2008
So I have to ask
was Handsome Pete too esoteric?
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Is he the one who dances for nickels?
ningwers - June 9, 2008
I prefer the guy who drops his pants for free.
JI - June 9, 2008
You would...
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Nickels add up
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
I'd drop my pants for food.
JI - June 9, 2008
I lost my shit the first several times I saw that episode
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I loved that for years
you could use whether people remembered the bit about the quarter as a great litmus test of true fandom
ningwers - June 9, 2008
Sunshine and Lollipops was always a good test for me.
JI - June 9, 2008
I can't tell you how many times I've pulled that line our for no reason
my new one is “Now who’s the dean?” That seems to fly over most peoples’ heads.
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
LESS POSTING MORE RECAP MAKING
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Jesus Christ all right!
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
I wait with bayted breath
dbroncos31 - June 9, 2008
Jeff, that looks dangerously like representative leadership...
ningwers - June 9, 2008
We aren't paying you to dilly dally
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
Time of the month?
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
I always prefered
”... let’s take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father is gonna be just fine!”
It’s the best joke from the latter years.
JI - June 9, 2008
That episode is one of my favorites.
Aaron Campeau - June 9, 2008
It's my first memory of really liking that show.
JI - June 9, 2008
I hate it when you make me feel old
ningwers - June 9, 2008
The Rays just regressed the living shit out of Joe Saunders
Jeff Sullivan - June 9, 2008
Gently regress that shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - June 9, 2008
It was definetly more of a "surprise regress".
Faux - June 9, 2008
with a chainsaw
PhilKenSebben - June 9, 2008
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