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7/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2

On the plus side, it went better than Julio Mateo's spot start.

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I forgot to drive around all day yesterday while talking on my cellphone.

fuck

Strike-O-Matic would've threw a better start than Wife Vulture

I didn’t figure RRS for more than 4 innings anyway.

You know what would be awful?

If they stretched out Corcoran to be a starter instead of Morrow/Hyphen.

Goddamnit I had almost completely forgotten about Wife Vulture.
I had just managed to push him out of my nightmares.
Vidro up first

At least he can’t GIDP. I’m sure he’s disappointed.

Looks like I misspelled "I" again.
I should probably stop calling you out on those.
That one was the keyboard's fault.
Blame it on the noodle.
I'm saving that for when it's not the keyboard's fault.
This is my weirdest sig yet.
Is it meant to be blank?
Ask our benevolent overloards

I thought I had perfected it a few minutes ago.

I'm just gonna change it back.
So, I am headed to Vancouver tomorrow, Where should i eat lunch in Portland that is not far from I-5?
I really like Hyphen - hope he gets another chance at starting soon

But it might take Washburn going to the state pen for aggravated pederacy for that to happen.

DEAD DEAD DEAD
This meme is now a zombie
It ain't over until we hear the death whistles
Egads I'm so sick of this meme
It peaked at the To Catch a Predator thread.
It never peaked
It was funny at one point.

Now it’s just overused and awful.

SO trade him to the Nationals then?
So what's up with Baker?

Does he cover this team’s games anymore?

BULLSHIT!!

That was low and away!

WEEEEEE Beltre!
Beltre's luck is turning pretty hardcore
His aim is improving!
WEEEEEE DFENSE WINS THINGS!
He's going to sign with the Angels
That is gonna be a bad bad day.
It's okay. We'll sign Chone Figgins.
My world is now filled with horrible despair.
I was talking about Richie
That is gonna be a great great day.
That would be awesome.
It's okay. We'll sign Chone Figgins

He’ll do the Willie role better than Willie.

...Improvement.
I knew where that ball was going as soon as it left his hand.
WEEEE JEFFIE!
Richie's making things happen on the basepaths today.
Except that time.
Singles Attack Time.
WHAT DO FOUR SINGLES EQUAL?
0 to 1 runs scored
Have we already forgotten, people?

A MOTHERFUCKING RUN or two

Hahah I knew you'd be around for that one.
Looking around at the moment

I now realize most of this crowd probably wasn’t around for that

WEEEEEEEEEEEE YUNI!
Attack of the Singles!
hay is is AJ BURNETT

?

Ichiro the inning killer
I forgot what the score is.
Mariners something, other team more.
Admins 3, JI's sig 0
You totally botched the last one.
He actually enjoys this one
I voted for season 4 Cuddy.
oh we're only losing by 1
The Indians are coming to town?

I’ll have to be at the ballpark to beg Grady Sizemore to have his way with me.

This really is the gayest site on the internet
Let's not open up that Pandora's Box, Jeff
*Pundora's
Or that one.
That one's long since been opened >:(
Nothing will ever be worse than Jeff Clown
I FOUND THE FLOOR
Technically there are things that could be worse but I have zero interest in telling you what they are
Rec'd for common sense!
Lady JeffClown
STOP SUGGESTING.
I'm done; there's no risk
Can still think of worse
TrannyJeffClown?
I'm not going to sleep tonight
There is no floor.
I don't see why people can't get this
you said this about JeffLOLcat
Oh I'm sure we could find gayer.

Alex: Can I play shortstop now, Derek?

Derek: Know your role, bitch.

This is basically my mousepad
Mousepad's are so 2001.
Mine still needs one.
You must have a shitty mouse.
Gunk collects on the bottom if you let it go commando.
So much comment potential.
It was given to me by someone to pass along to my girlfriend but we broke up so fuck her I'm keeping her mousepad
LL Livejournal Lives!
Looks like I struck a nerve.
Considering it was like eight years ago I don't think you did
A-Rod was a Mariner 8 years ago.
My mousepad has A-Rod and Nomar
I mean Jeter and Nomar
Looking like a gay singles ad?
The corporate slogan to Jeter's right reads "Anytime. Anywhere. Any inning."
Seems humorous.
Mine used to have A-Rod...
Never bring this up again.

Thanks.

A-Rod is for the most part liked around here

or at least not hated

If he stops swaying I will like him
If I ever see A-Rod in the street I'm going to punch him in the face and ask "WHO'S SWAYING NOW MOTHERFUCKER"
Yes well for the most part.
I still love him.
You also didn't have your dreams crushed as a young teen.
Somebody sounds vulnerable
And still in pain.
Let me... cradle you in my arms

I wanted to be the next Elton John.

I found out I wasn’t good at piano, singing, or being gay.

That was an awful time during my teen years.

This place is the Town Hall of Faggots.
bwhahaha
I knew 2000 would be it.
I hate reliving this.
I would take him back into my arms in a heartbeat
This is awfully sad.
Also it's a pretty good mousepad
But he's so dreamy!

He’s my new Dreamboat.

Fuck you, Josh Brown.

Not quite the same when it's not Robert.
Way to aim stupid
Don't applaud that you morons, that was luck not skill. sit down. stop clapping.
This man needs a gif

I can't believe we forgot to use that during the Richie brawl.
Oh hey a single

nice hit fagbitch

Haha you fail Raul.
Well calculated....
No, Dave, nobody missed a sign. We just have a stupid team.
Stupid like a fox.
LOL @ that hit and run
Flag'd for terrible internet lingo.
Raul you are no Sexson
Who's the Cardinals MLB.tv guy?
elaborate
He's black and has longer Vlad-like hair
The black part should make it easy for you
OH!

Barton

He’s a rocket scientist

I thought you meant announcer.
Nice work, Loafie.
JOSE LOPEZ IS A GAYWAD
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

....sorry.

Dumbass
I'm holding you responsible for that
Talking about the hitter for trying to make Jose look bad
Dave nearly killed himself calling that error

I thought he was gonna keel over right there. He was exasperated.

STRASBURG WOOOOOOO!
Lopez, eaten up by a 3rd grade level routine play.
browse

One window: Jose Lopez errornomics

Other window: Super Bounce Out

Other window: TSN’s NHL page. Sorry about Wade Redden, Jeff. At least your team’s not throwing $20M over two years at Mats Sundin.

Wade Redden is a sorry sack of shit and I'm happy he's gone
But also thanks for everything
d

I just figure losing Chara one year and then Redden soon after can’t sit well with you unless you’re cool with their depth on D.

Also, Litsch is almost an anagram of…Listach.

Except Redden was like our biggest problem all season
hmm

Would Ray Emery be happy to hear you say that?

Redden was worse
The real pity is that we didn't keep Chara when we had the chance
But we do have the General
Let's hope he can lead this ragtag bunch of farm boys

and win this war! ... oh :(

I miss Stillman
I miss mentally stable goaltenders

I don't know

I find the Ottawa Sun’s Patrick Lalime argument pretty compelling… my god, what have we become

Patrick Lalime is a Sabre now

I guess the real question is what have the Sabres become?
Feel free to ignore that question mark
I'm also going to ignore the words
If this was a marriage

I’d grow fat and resentful

Hasn't stopped you
My mother was right about you
Is she wondering where her Jeter mousepad is?
Hahahaha

You bastard.

Rec'd by the way
Mats... so many goals, one Mat wasn't enough

I was surprised he’s still playing until I remembered hockey players these days can play 20-25 years.

if he's part of the plan...

For the money they’d be throwing at Sundin, I’m thinking a lot of that is for leadership that they aren’t getting from Naslund. Quite the steep price for it, though. At least that’d make for some offensive gain. i’m not sure what the plan is for offensive bolstering in Vancouver unless they want 25-goal seasons out of Wellwood, Hordichuk, and Ryan Johnson.

Corcoran looks PISSED
Did Jesse Litsch just jerk it really quickly?
Somebody get a gif of that
UM
I'm looking directly at you
I'm trying to less gay while there's a lady in the room.
I'm honored.

Oh wait…were you talking about LFOJL?

Keep those jokes for Robert
I'm not sure if he's a guy or a girl

he’s the internet version of how Graham looks.

This seems a risky comment to make.
Graham is sleepy
He sleepwalked his way into thread 1.
For one comment.
He must have been groggy because I insulted him

and he did not strike back.

He's saving it up.

Watch yourself.

He's on our hours now
Since when?
Since today actually
It'll take him a day or two to reacclimate.
Does this mean the night mod position is open?
Indeed it is
How much does it pay?
13
dollars, recs, pounds?
I'd rather Cameron
God damn you
Thought that was what you were going for
Ask Matthew how often my clever remarks are intentional
All the time?
Sure
Don't blame me when you wake up to a diary full

of JeffClowns, lolcats, and furries

I don't mind the furries
You will mind those furries.
Don't you dare do what I think you're going to do
You know me better than this.
Enabler
Why do something illegal when someone else can do it for you?
Accessories are also punished
You can't prove anything.
As dictator I don't have to
The key is finding impressionable youths.
Or animorphs enthusiasts

desperate for attention.

A combination also works.
I have to be faster at this game.
That's what she said!
See you in a couple minutes
I love it when I find people who still think this is funny.
Thanks Jeff I'm flattered

This is the 11th time I have banned you in 11 days
I'm just glad you customized the banning message for me
I'ma gonna go with Cameron too.
lisacuddy.com is better than this game
You must have missed all the Carrie Brownstein comparisons.
and the rabbit
I chose to forget about the rabbit.
Penny arcade guys

If anyone knows the webcomic Penny Arcade, is that Mike and Jerry in the front row with porkfry?

Get me a screencap.

No idea how, you can see them every pitch tho, on the left handed side behind the plate.

I'm fairly certain that's not Mike and Jerry.

Damn I missed my chance.
The only reaso that it hasn't been sidebar'd

is because Jeff was absent at his birth, and so he feels left out.

I have stolen it now though and plan to use it.
excellent

my photobucket account gets 11,000+ hits per month

This comment is poorly constructed
But what if I have no subject!?
You had one there.
Post the body as the subject
what does it matter? all i wanted to know was if some damn webcomic artists were at the game
readability
SHIFT

Turn around now

Brian!
We are a sad group of people
We enjoy order and having a role in that order.
joined Jul 01, 2008

Well done.
I thought it was a pleasant change of pace.
Fuck this one because driving a stick was too hard.
....oh dear.
Man card lost.
It wouldn't go into second

I got mad and quit.

But...starting from stop is the hard part.

Everything else is easy.

That's what I never undestood about driving a stick.

It was really hard to learn how to just get going in the first place, but once you do, it’s a piece of cake. You’d think it would be the opposite.

starting was harder
So much of what you say is just so sad.
Because of this?

Not my entire body of other post?

Nope. It's the non-stick driving.
stick driving is for pedophiles
That's something I've never been called before.
I'm blind with rage at the moment.
That probably doesn't help with the driving.
It probably would.
Man up and learn, son.

The day I got my driver’s license, my father gave me the keys to our old ‘88 Nissan Pickup and said “Boy, you’re learning to drive a stick today. You have twenty minutes before school starts.”

fuck that shit
I learned in a hurry.
At least you didn't have to learn on a 91 Toyota 4 Runner.

That was a bitch.

Thankfully my Nissan was very forgiving.
I tried learning on an 84 Corolla that had to be forced into second

fuck that shit never again that bullshit is for groin goosers

If I can teach my asian mother to drive a stick

you can learn to drive a stick.

Thank you, I've been looking for that gif.
Two people have hit me while I was driving.

An mid 40’s Asian lady in a minivan and a 20 year old white male driving his parents truck.

I just bought the Xbox Live game a couple of days ago.

Pretty fun.

Defense kills
Cesarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jimenez
So Corcoran sucks.

And Raul sucks.

Not Corco's fault
Jimenez warming up

Because let’s just lock this loss up right now and get one step closer to Strasburg.

"Ball gets away from Raul..."
New Gif, New Gif!
This is why I hate the home broadcast

no replays mocking Raul

I don't care what anyone else says

But I hate Toronto fans more than Red Sox fans..Toronto has no reason to have so many fucking annoying fans with flags. Fuck them.

I think it's pretty cool
I hate the Canadian flag...it's ugly

And their fans all look like douche-bag frat boys who haven’t had a hair cut in 2 years.

The flag they had before looked even worse
I love all flags at sporting events

I fully endorse anything that makes American crowds resemble those of other countries.

*except American flags
Because the Jays are all canadian players and actually represent Canadians beating americans..

DURRR

At least they're not on any sort of bandwagon
I love being here right now!!!
Try not to kill anyone until the game is over.
You're getting drowned out by Blue Jays fans.

Also, was that you in the first shouting VIIIIIDDDDROOOO!!!

No, when he comes up I shout "RETIREEEEEE!"

my security guard friend here says I always get on the security cams for shit like that though since retarded people complain about that crap

Someone should go into business making white flags with Strasburgs face on them and sell them outside of Safeco, or give them away.
I find Eckstein as DH hilarious
So who here has played Chrono Trigger?
I can't believe I never played it

Is it on PS or PS2? I may need to find it and fix that.

SNES
Oh, I know

But Squaresoft re-released FF games on PS, so I was wondering if they did the same for CT

The PSX port came with animated cutscenes.
Found the box art.

The Final Fantasy IV port was meh.
Ah cool
You can probably find an ISO of the rom somewhere...
There's a PS1 port, thought he original game was featured on the SNES.

And if this rumor is true…

I've played it so many times it doesn't sound like a must-have for me.

It’s my favorite RPG of all time, but you can only beat it so many dozens of times.

Now if they made a sequel/prequel like FF7 Crisis Core…

It's getting a 3D sprites/texture upgrade.
Maybe I'll just have to see what they come up with in the next upcoming months.
Crisis Core was a surprisingly good game.
Been playing it a few days

Have no idea what I think of it yet, though. Music is good thats for sure. Castlevania SOTN still keeps its throne by a longshot in that regard, though.

The music only gets better.
Happy Canada Day.

mark grace

I once heard Mark Grace use an alternate definition of “slumpbuster.” Larger-than-average women were involved.

in-font

Agency seems to be an “in” font right now. The Toronto road tops (sans the surnames) are in that font. The D-Backs use it for their last names on their jerseys, the Canucks pretty much use nothing but that font on everything, etc.

At least Jimenez has had good location in Tacoma

If he can locate his slow stuff and keep hitters off balance, he can be of use.

LIKE THAT! K!

DERP DERP DERP
Dirka Dirka Dirka Jihad!
Bakalakadaka street.
I think I heard someone shout "STRAAAAASBURRRRRRRRG"
Must be Brett.
It sounded like a deeper voice...

More of a drunk yelling voice…and we know he can’t do that…..

Is Brett near a mic today?
These Canadians suck at clapping on time
It feels like the fourth inning never ended...
With the #1 pick in the MLB Entry Draft, the Seattle Mariners select...

... IF Ryan Bloomquist of South Kitsap HS.

With the #2 pick in the MLB Entry Draft, the Washington Nationals select RHP Stephen Strasberg….

And then we'll take Stephen Strasburg with our next pick

Genius

FUCK

NOT AGAIN

SMOKE SOME REEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
damn baseball tonight

That Jeff Kent homer highlight in Houston had the “Eat Mor Fowl” Chick-Fil-A ad on the leftfield foul pole, which of course makes me hungry for Chick-Fil-A.

...there’s no Chick-Fil-A in Hawaii.

I only saw Chick-Fil-A in the Student Union food court at UNLV

I was not all that impressed with the quality of the food.

I guess it is big on the FAIL err East Coast.

like Popeyes chicken.

Popeye's I can understand

They had Popeye’s in Vegas too, and it was decent for fried chicken. Maybe the quality varies by region.

Popeyes and Chick-Fil-A are both southern things.
I had some popeyes in Petaluma, Ca last years and it was pretty good.

If i lived there i would die from eating In N’ Out

There is no Chick-Fil-A in the student union
Probably not now

This was many, many years ago.

Circa 98?
Sounds about right

It was likely during my first stint at UNLV, which was 98-99.

There is at Missouri.

That’s where I first fell in love with the chicken sandwich.

virginia

That’s where I’ve had my Chick-Fil-A. Waffle-cut fries are wunderbar.

By the same token, I was never all that impressed with Krispy Kreme, which I know some people would consider blasphemy for me to say. There is a Krispy Kreme on Maui, but not on Oahu. Not like I can pick up doughnuts to bring to work since it’s on another island. How convenient.

Weee Jeffie!
Stop ruining the game
I see he is taking the Richie 'singles' approach
Have you been watching?

We’re all singles hitters now…

Some numbers:

Yun’s RBI total for May: 6
Yuni’s RBI total for June: 2

amazing he can't drive anyone in when the guys in front of him all have sub .300 OBPs
uh...

substitute “June” for “May,” and “July” for “June”
Conclusion: Yuni blew last month, and he’s not the team’s worst middle infielder tonight.

He's always the team's worst middle infielder
lines are drawn...
Actually, we can all agree:

Bloomquist, Cairo, and Vidro are tied for worst.

Yep
Ehhhhh on Bloomquist
YuBet is a silly monkey
...who didn't singlehandedly give the Jays a rally tonight.
Jose was too busy laughing at his silliness
I look forward to this subthread
I'm rooting for the monkey photoshop.

And Yuni's smile here is pre-dental surgery

Now the glint off his teeth will blind Jose into making errors.

From the looks of the gif

Jose doesn’t have to worry about the shine off of Yuni’s mouth.

there must be some subtext I'm missing

Yuni and Jose are just riding a tandem bike because they do everything together.

Yuni gets to steer!

I like you.

You can stay.

you better, you better

YuBet…

...Whoa, can you run in from the bullpen any faster?!

POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING etc.
MY FACE MY FACE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED TO MY FACE

He looks like the inbred mother from the X Files
Or some sort of Rodent Hybrid.
carlson

I don’t think I’ve seen someone run in from the bullpen that quickly since John Rocker. The speed’s not measured in miles-per-hour, but rather in “7-trains.”

The subject line is to be part of the sentence, not the subject
Ichiro the Inning Killer
Are our innings ever alive?
Those girls are going to have some mad upper arm fat
If Beltre and Jeffie hit home runs, I will call this game a success.
50% complete.
Oh my

Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the disabled list with a left testicular fracture.
no no no
Nutcracker? Sweet
Oh dear GOD
How has this not happened to Kenji?
NO BALLS LOL AM I RIGHT
I guess.
Wait for it








Wait for it








RIMSHOT

flashes

I and many others think of John Kruk and Josias Manzanillo after reading that.

Kaz Matsui's anal fissures sounded more painful

Fissures probably sting.

alternate list

I don’t think “disabled” is a sufficient term for the kind of list such an injury would warrant.

God I hope we get swept tomorrow.
KING AWESOME!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA WHAT?
BELTRE BLAST!!!!
KING AWESOME REGRESSES TO THE MEAN
What the fuck?

hahahaha

Uhhhh.....wow, Beltre is strong!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW IN THE?
BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
SWING AT WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT
Was this more ridiculous than the San Diego homer?
Yes
Sweet.

I shall watch it as soon as I get home. I watched the Petco one about 15 times.

MOVE OVER JOSE LOPEZ

ADRIAN BELTRE IS FUCKING YOUR MAN

Even Vlad Guerrero says "Damn!"
Beltre is the greatest man not named Jose Lopez or Felix Hernandez
Beltre: GIFable reaction in the dugout.
That was incredible

The ball was at eye level!

So Adrian Beltre pretty much hits the greatest home runs ever
WE NEED GIFS
A true asskisser would be more patient
THAT WAS DIRECTED AT YOUR PATSY JI
ALTHOUGH I BELIEVE YOUR GIFS WILL BE BETTER

JI IS ONLY GOOD FOR INSTANT GIF GRATIFICATION

Good save
The man lies.
SAYS THE CHRONIC FLIP FLOPPER
LIES.
CAPITAL LETTERS
+ BOLD

ITS LIKE TURNING IT ALL THE WAY UP TO ELEVEN

We need a jpg of this
I believe his words
Your faith in me makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
But has he backed them up with actions?
Ass-kissing actions
I look forward to your next win-expectancy chart, Jeff.

They are wonderful to wake up to in the morning.

Like cat-girls, huh?
I'm still afraid of lady clowns.
Why are these scarier than gentlemen clowns?
If the catgirl is Halle Berry

yes.

He's a good liar
I'm not a bloody jukebox.
I assume all .gif-related comments are to me on account of I'm better at them
WRONG





5 for 1

Much like the Orioles, I win.

You reek of low confidence
Win.
You're just saying because I constantly post furries.
Unless he's kissing mixolydian asses
I only get good jokes
*cough*

Yes I know but it was a reach
Hush before Irabu of all your decency
You Woodard dare
I will destroy Yormanhood
You and what Bedardmy?
I'm starting to figure out how he hasn't been permabanned.
I'll take Ken Griffey Senior. Yeah, I'll take Jimenez son.

They’re expendable

*Sexsondable
That doesn't Reilly work
I've been Expos'd
I bet I'm Oriole pain to you
I Fukudome with this meme.
Rusty Kuntz

Besides Jim Edmonds, yes.

great

That won’t make Beltre any better at laying off those outside pitches.

Where is Eric Idle when you need him?
"He's tightened this game up very nicely" -Sims

woo!

Also,

WFB PH IS STUPID

DIAF RIGGELMANN

Whatever, Beltre fucking man.
Well yes

but have you been drinking?

I thought you were confining this to emails and text messages
I'm not drunk, just excited.
I mean, did you see that home run?!
THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABOVE HIS EYES!!
According to gameday it was above the neckline.
According to me watching it, it is right around eye level.

And outside.

On second thought, that batter is probably not drawn to scale.
The Mariners don't deserve Beltre
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
That was even better than his walk-off that beat the Yankees
Time for Willie to get his first XBH
next highlight

The Beltre homer played on Baseball Tonight, and the next update was A’s/Angels. The sadness, of course, is that when the A’s and Angels meet, nobody wins.

I'm rooting for the As to make the playoffs.
Gregg Zaun looks like Terry Funk's younger alcoholic smack-addicted brother
Arthur Lee Rhodes from Waco, Texas.

Damn you, Rizzs.

Why did we go from one LH RP to another?

Hasn’t Jimenez started before? Can’t he go more than 25 pitches?

These are rhetorical questions.

DIAF Riggelmann.

Also, kinda glossed over it

But Cesar didn’t do too bad tonight.

Also, kinda glossed over it

But Cesar didn’t do too bad tonight.

I had that read to go
READY ARGH
go to.
Shut up you're confusing me and I'm tired
I had that ready to go to.
FUCK YOU UMP
THAT WASN'T EVEN A SWING!
How the hell did he blow that call?
THAT WASN'T EVEN A SWING!
Buh? I didn't type that a 2nd time....
That wasn't even close....

by non-homer standards.

Is Riggelman sleeping?
That was horrendous call
my computer seems to crash whenever Yuni does something questionable.

...but that was a legit throw, right?

Beltre got in his way
Not Yuni's fault
I catch that.
Fairies have wings
They don't actually help with flying. I'm like a lonely penguin >:(
You said it, not me
Are you sure you haven't been drinking?
It's not like I can escape being made fun of. I'm just trying to control the direction it goes in.
You haven't had a clown you
Don't suggest.
No pictures of him ready to stab someone.
I'm sure a suitable picture can be found.
*in
rec'd
It's how I read it the first time.
Don't reveal things like this and maybe you won't be unrec'd
Works for Jeff.
I think you'll find that anything works for Jeff.
What the hell is wrong with you
I feel ashamed that I am being asked this question instead of LFoJL.
I have personalized how I deal with you
It's actually a statement.
I assumed it was a typo.
Jeff is always right.
ozzy probably was

...when he wrote the lyric, which actually involved the fairies wearing the boots rather than merely just having them.

no, they have boots

...you gotta believe me.

Rockies win; day getting better...
Yankees lost
Already mentioned.
I mentioned it better
You failed to use punctuation.
I want Jeffie to homer to tie the game

and then have the game go into extra innings to fuck the pitching staff for the next week.

I'd settle for a Batista blown save.
How long before Green's arm falls off?
Jim Riggleman is a scientist
it'll happen before Morrow's a starter.
uh... ok
woo!

Now if Betancourt can just get to half of his RBI total from last month…

Just for your name being a pun I'm reccing you
"Over-rated"?
Perhaps they mean by his mother
Are those fans saying Sexson's overrated?

Or do they mean Scott Downs?

four-letter network

I hope ESPN never finds a way to monopolize MLB.tv and therefore make it infinitely less enjoyable for everyone. Like, say, if they hired 16 broadcast crews of nothing but hacks and then charged us to watch our favorite team’s games.

Are people chanting over-rated at Scott Downs?

Making an advanced point that Downs’ low ERA belies that he is just an average pitcher?

Or ar they chanting it at Richie Sexson because they’re stupid?

An over rated chant?

Am I playing MVP 05?

RICHIE FUNK BLAST!?
DUBBYA TEE EFFFFF!!!???
GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????
SELL HIGH SELL HIGH SELL HIGH!
holy mothafucking shit

Richie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A FUNK BLAST FROM BIG RICHIE DO MY EARS DECEIVE ME
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!

I HAVENT USED THIS IN SO LONG
This is one weird ass game.
STOP RUINING THE GAME
MOTHERFUNKING POWERSWING
here i thought we retired richie funk blast pictures
Oh dear god, use the shift key.
If I were Scott Downs I'd be so ashamed right now
They're still chanting over-rated.

At Clement? It must be at Downs. Who chants over-rated at a relief pitcher?

Syndromes are overrated
holy crap

Wow, my feed was way behind.

new stance=success!

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