Lookout Landing

/obligatory women can't drive joke

Matthew - July 1, 2008 reply

It would be awesome if he was Asian

JI - July 1, 2008 reply

I can't wait to see Grahams driving

Robert - July 1, 2008 reply

If I could be mistaken for an Asian woman I could drive with my eyes closed.

I request my ban the that of a cunt punt.

*be that of a

God what the fuck is wrong with you

More than you could possibly imagine.

Have funnier things be wrong with you

twitches uncontrollably

I can't believe I was finally able to say this sentence

You should commemorate it with a photoshop

I'm off the hard stuff

That's what she said!

Nobody can stop you now

It will still be at least six months until this is funny again.

I know, it just gets softer and weaker every time we abuse it

DON'T DO IT

Some of us have to resist the urge, but it's so hard!

I'm so glad it's still funny outside of Lookout Landing.

I had people look at me funny when I replied to their usage of it with "Dead meme!"

I say that all the time and get the same reaction.

I shout "Oh my god no politics" at my friends

I ask people if they know what memes are.

They don’t.

Yeah, they were equally confused at the meme part.

I still don't know how to pronounce it.

meem

meh-me

Emancipation of Meme

That is incorrect.

Sounds better.

Until you say it around a person who knows better.

See the subthread below.

I'm partial to me-me

maim

I still pronounce genre "john-rah"

in my head. One time I said it out loud on accident in English class and everyone laughed at me.

That's how I pronounce it out loud

I meant I pronounce it a "gen-air"

Well that's completely different from what you said before

Oh, nevermind, that's just weird.

Yeah, it sounds stupid.

I do Al gay alot for Algae

I call knives "ka-knee-fays" in tribute to one of the best jokes ever told by a Spanish teacher.

most people don't know the reference.

I pronounce all the h's in spanish words as a tribute to all the dumbasses in my spanish classes

Should have played it off as an accent thing.

There's no getting around that one.

I pronounce internet, intranet

People think I dont know what the hell i’m talking about

I laugh at different peoples pronunciation of it

I also say dead meme softly and then pretend I didn't say anything

Only in moderation.

Come to think of it alcohol was involved.

Alcohol makes everything funny.

I once played the penis movie title game for six hours while drunk.

This is the opposite of what happened to me a few hours ago.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem?

You’ve now gone from just being stupid to being a full-blown troll.

I was always a troll.

as i said, Last Hurrah.

I hope SBN as a whole bans your sorry ass.

You’re Coach but with no excuse for fucking flagrant idiocy.

Nah, Im no coach, but I have done much worse.

I hope you stay so we can be mean to you and drive you off in shame

We've already accomplished the shame part.

When do we start driving him off?

Over time

He doesnt have alcohol to dull his feelings

This post will not go away.

The one down yonder?

I can take anything you can say to me.

Infact, I wish i knew was hated earlier.

I don't really think you were.

STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN DRAMA QUEEN

I'm having fun.

"Matthew..." he whined obnoxiously

Leave.

I'll wait til the Door is locked.

You're in the box until Jeff lets you out.

That may be a while.

LARGER AND LESS CREATIVE.

At least we didn't give him the attention he was craving.

Who PhilKenSabben or our little tomboy

I like how the meltdown was plan B, after the apology failed

because he couldn’t find an e-mail address for BlueBird Banter.

If Jeff closed comments after the last out we would all die post game

I think you'd just wander around not touching women

I will blatantly rape you if we ever meet.

I'd rec and flag this if I could

I wonder how much googling the cops will have to do before they find that one little comment.

To bad it will be too late anyway.

I'm making it my goal by the end of the summer to come into your shop

What days do you work?

Whenever you want baby.

I'm going to go out of my way to get to your store

and then I’m going to sit there staring at you while mumbling about how the big gay eagles are ruining our nation.

Except before this happens I’ll probably start laughing hysterically thinking about my clever plan and I will look like a complete retard

If I am confused I will just retreat to the archives and find this post in about 6 seconds

And my sig will prove my innocence.

Yar gonna be so disappointed when you find out I'm not a girl

Radio Shack is like prison in more than one way.

jesus christ why do i constantly say these things

gay?

not as far as i can tell.

Which RadioShack is it?

Issaquah

This one?

ISSAQUAH COMMONS #01-3717
COMMONS AT ISSAQUAH
755 N W GILMAN BLVD
ISSAQUAH, WA 98027

So it's not the one by my house?

You think that would have come up in conversation in the past

ruh roo

So it's not this one

You mean…

I recently decieded it would be in my best interest not to mention this any more

They can't fire you it could be any Robert.

I advicated my boss hiring a new guy named Robert strictly for this reason.

Start going by Bob.

Or Rob

Or Bobby V

All those names make me sound gay

That would be terrible.

You want a towel for that sarcasm.

I'm not going to be fooled this time.

Said towel is very chloraformy

Jose Lopez's taste in beer is worse than his taste in women.

At about 2:00 in the morning a phenomenon happens where I find everything hilarious

I can’t stop laughing at this

If you get fired you could take Fuzz down with you

I wish he either knew how to rec or stayed signed in on his computer.

That's what roofies are for

I'm gonna bring my halberd of the 100 lb variety

Finally.

Slica - July 2, 2008 reply

Goddamnit PhilKenSebben , you fucked it all up.

Goose - July 2, 2008 reply

This is why we can't have nice things

I've been saying this for years.

And this is why we need to have the secret Mod/Good Regulars Summit, so we can get rid of some of the idiots.

Goose - July 2, 2008 reply

To be fair,

I don’t think he was that idiotic until tonight.

Agreed.

I remember thinking he wasn't very good in the past

I liked him for his Harvey Birdman references

I dont watch that show so I was immune to his sweet talk

Iy would be worth getting permabanned

just to read all the shit you will talk once I am gone.

I would remember you fondly.

It only takes one time.

Goose - July 2, 2008 reply

That means we're all at risk.

One of the unbannables need to test their unbanniabilty

shot not

Where the fuck have you been the last few days?

Banned

I also like "unbannables" as our party name

I now wish I could play the drums and start a band.

Matthew is the reason why I don't know how to play the beer glass drums

You don't have the frame to play drums.

You dont have the not beard to be attractive

Pete Townshend found a way.

holy shit I just realized you aren't pete townshend

My accent gave it away.

Meg White's a drummer

If anyone says anything about Meg White I will murder them.

I don't see her rocking Jesus Christ Pose

that would be more of a Janet Weiss thing.

Moe Tucker was pretty waifish herself.

My drummer weighs approximately 85 pounds.

Your facts are getting in the way of my being a dick.

He still weighs more than Robert.

rec'd

LFOJL we hardly knew tee

I'm just waiting for him to post on NEO-LL

If you changed most to moist that would be the greatest image ever

I spellchecked this one.

It’s less wrong than usual.

I wish you hadn't

It's a weakness of mine.

I can't believe someone hasn't photoshopped Jeff's face into this.

lolwut

The Typical Idiot Fan - July 2, 2008 reply

Whoa.

I just now finally stopped laughing over the Beltre bomb and the Bloomquist walk off not double. What did I miss?

What did he post before the 223 Benoit pictures?

They’re just white squares now.

Did they suffer from the Robert Phenomenon ?

I suppose so.

I had to refresh the page and thus missed out on LFOJL's semi-public execution

This is like the LL Abbie Hoffman incident

I wish I hadn’t been changing film because all I got was this.

I love that image

NOLA's comment makes it.

It could have been so much better as a reply to Gomez's question

To the paintmobile!

I do what I can.

Kirsten Schlewitz - July 2, 2008 reply

Yeah, I missed that, too.

Can’t turn away for a minute around here.

I saw a rotating BiIl Cosby.

This explains

why my window froze after clicking the link to BB.

Slica - July 2, 2008 reply

Just saw Beltre's homer.

Amazing. The look on his face when he seriously had no idea where the ball was makes him just that much more hilarious to me.

just got back home in canada

i swear i was the only canadian wearing a mariners jersey tonight

awesome game

cesar “tossed salad” jimenez is a machine.

morrow silenced the jays fans

richie for president

fuck me for having to work in 5 hours

go m’s

Tony S - July 2, 2008 reply