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7/2: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Thanks for the fake
Next time make the fakes go to DRB
And make all of them fakes
You got it, sugar
;)

.

That is a one pixel something
Or a period
:)

.

sweet zombie combine

I found the hacks

This makes no sense to me

Shhh sweetums

Not now, papa’s got some important things to do

I hate going to bed thinking how when I wake up two thirds of my ticket will be banned
You dirty mega-thread loading sonofabitch.
Yet it was hilarious.
I wouldn't have mentioned it had it not been.
Cairo 4 MVP.
We'll be seeing a lot more Cairo this season

Sigh….....

Strasburg says hi
What the flying testicles is going on today
Carryover crazy from yesterday
Miguel Cairo just earned himself like 4 years of playing time.
Hey, brown Willie!
With a cute little beard
Willie needs a Baron Davis beard.
Willie should grow a moustache, like me.
I like using flags as my very own game thread directors commentary
We don't notice unless you post comments like this
They don't pop up unless you refresh.

If you were an admin you’d know this.

With the Padres losing tonight,

The Mariners are no longer the worst team in baseball.

Motherfucker
Unless we lose this one.
false hope false hope
It would be funny if the Rays found this place and gave me a job
As long as they don't read any comments, it's possible.
Damn

giggity Washburn. Raise that trade value.

It looks like he's wearing a furry beret
Remember when Coach posted that weirdass roster collage and we all got nightmares?
He was just ahead of his time.
I've been trying to find that for weeks
Now I'm trying to find it too

God damn this.

This will do for now

I wish my moustache looked like that.
That's two moustache comments in one thread.

Sorry.

Ha! I just found that one in my search

Did you do a search for “terrifying?”

Hey I found that
I found it better
I like the shirt your wearing
I already said I'm wearing my Rays shirt
I like the rays
I like you
give me your phone number like?
Check your flags

oh wait

Hurts less than the normal Robert-Bait
I'm building trust
Has enough time passed to where we want to try a relationship again?
Maybe if you stop getting jealous over my recent flings on Friday the 13th of June
If you let me sit in the corner and watch I would stop
I found it so hard.
Oh so so so so LATE

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/4/17/232222/842#3486122

Yes I know
I know your website better than you do
I know your hero better than you do
All I care is if he knows of me.
He does not
Which means I haven't scared him away yet!
Whenever I post Myspace blogs bitching about the Mariners

I worry that Felix will read them and delete me from his friend list.

Felix can barely figure out how to read the comments on his own profile
This is a good thing

Too many people post like idiots

He should be more stingy with his myspace friends like he is with his clubbing friends.
I was afraid of adding him because I dont think i could like with the rejection
Whatever dude I'm in his top 8.
I hate you dead
I drew the club stamp on my left wrist a week ago as a reminder
I live in the same city as that club

And Graham wants revenge just as much as I do.

That would be adorable
I could give Brett my disguse and try to sneak him in
I'm not.

I was hoping you’d check.

Number 24 bitches

LL is no where to be seen

After the top 8 it's based on when you joined.
Maybe he'd reciprocate if you put him in your top friends.
I somehow doubt it.
Dammit Robert find the original posting of the collage

Year a shitty curator

I was helping somebody find a watch battery
Its an easy one too

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/7/29/1587/70304#3574113

You magnificent bastard

Never change

Rommell you magnificent bus stop.
LL is going to be so much more organized under the unbannables
I wish I were unbannable
The ironic thing is that you are not
the unpermabannables?
Here you go.

Linky

You are a god

How’d you find it?

I searched for What the fuck Coach.
I can't believe it's to the point at which I wanted to see this again

Coach is a genius.

For good measures

Come back, Coach

We miss you.

Reitsma looks the same
Kenji-Burke is also awesome
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT...

...’TIL IT’S GAAOOOWAAAAAN!!!!!!

John Olerud was adequate!
I like the Jose top with Ichiro bottom
How did people hate this picture?
We didn't know man.

We didn’t know!

I want to find his original posting of this

and rec it

This is one of those times where Robert is needed
Coach bias

We never gave him a fair shake.

I always love it.

I was just afraid to speak up.

Horacio-someone else's chin will give me nightmares for weeks.
Bitter beer face
One of my coworkers has the nickname Bitter Beer Face.
He must be a handsome man
Where is he anyways?
He logged in on Monday
Someone clue me in

Since I’m usually too busy drinking in bars to check in at night, and my job has decided to eliminate any of my previously ample LL-surfing time through massive amounts of busywork (and recently lots of layoffs)... What happened with Coach? Did he actually get banned, or did we just piss him off so much that he left?

He just left
Weird.

Come back!

Damn those people who used the Stop Posting gif
I'm sorta tempted to post that after he makes his first post.

But mainly I just miss Coach :(

hahaha

Yeah, that would be pretty amusing. Maybe we can mod it to read “Keep Posting!” for his first?

Stop stepping on my turf bitch
The one with switched half-faces?
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Miguel Cairo has a higher OPS than Kenji Johjima
I hear there are other teams that want Kenji

So why hasn’t he been packed and shipped yet?

Oh my...I enjoy white pants.
I hope that little girl gets struck by lightning on the way home.
God Sexson is slow.
Line Drive hit %....

0

If nothing else..when we win (which I don't want to do) at least we get to see Morrow.
Is anyone else still on a contact high over that Rays game?
Yes.

But it could also be the beer.

Victory Prima Pils is awesome, as is Hop Devil IPA. And Dogfish 90 Minute.

All I know about the post-world is that Miguel Cairo has two doubles

I am not keen on the post-world.

Fucking runt smurf.
A really hot girl could come up to me and say she is from Oklahoma

And I’d punch her in the baby-maker. I’m getting more mad.

Bennett said his franchise would create duplicate championship banners and trophies, leaving one set in Seattle and using the second set for undetermined purposes in Oklahoma City.

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!!

What just happened?
I'm scurred....
The baseball gods are taunting us
What? What I'd miss?
Yuni. Walked.
Holy shit.
Holy. Shit.

Well this is cheap

I’m obligated to give a rec to you everytime you post this

You shouldn'ta said that mang...
Watch my restraint
No, you can't be on my team.

It's a sign

Go to yahoo.com’s frontpage…read the top headline in the news section!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Awesome.

I believe we are Betancourt's children.
We are so making the playoffs this year
Ichiro!
Above .300 now, not that that means anything...
With Ichiro, it kinda' does.
"Wouldn't be a Mariner game without Sean Green!"

Heh.

infield looking 4 2
Take him out Yuni!
Good heavens Rolen
Actually, Sims.

I imagine there were several places Cairo didn’t want to hit the ball

That was gay.

+1
See you in a few minutes
Should've been Roberts face on a bird's body.
I'm going to engrave your name on a plaque and nail it to the door of the box

You got five minutes for butthol-ing.
Six minutes
I'm going to ban you so hard when I'm a mod
Yes I read my flags
You just said you didnt
I did today
That's what she said!
See you in a few minutes
This isn't becoming a dead meme as fast as I thought it would
I don't write on this website every day because I get bored easily
You should try stalking
You don't need to stalk when you can just go hang out with cool people.
Your IP address begins with 67 and your zip code is 98038
I posted a screen shot of this information a few months back

If you were better at the archives you wouldn’t have to cheat.

Penalty box for insolence
rofl

This thread alone is inspiring me to get a costco pack of beer and pull out my laptop for a game or two this weekend.

A couple of moderately amusing tidbits in part 1
I love this .gif.
I love how gifs get circulated and nobody

knows who made them in the first place.

I'm cool with it.
Oh god yes I was looking for this
Where you at Pirata
SIT DOWN DOUCHE NOSE.
I miss being able to track our terrible defense before Reed started playing
Why is Reed good now?
I want to run my fingers through your hair
There's a lot of it.
I'm starting to think you'll fall for just about any scruffy looking white left-hander on the team.
Bobby Livingston is a pile of shit
Where is our Scruffy Lefty?
I didn't know he liked Washburn
Hit a homer, you fucking Chrysler Building.
Rec'd for knowledge of prominent buildings.
He's more comparable to the WTC
I saw the WTC collapse coming from miles away
Anyone could've if they had just looked at its peripherals
I remember bitching about how ugly the towers were and wishing somebody would tear them down.
They were really ugly buildings.
You deserve all the recs you get
Looks like 9 year old Robert still could get more recs than Buthol
Now this is the story all about how...

is that Hancock?
Hit a homer, you handsome devil!
Dangit, stop striking out.
Clement isn't a bust..more like a slow, prolonged fizzle.
Clement is good at missing the ball
The people on the team I care about go 1-12

:(

Have fun siphoning gas your worthless sacks of immigration

http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com

It just syncs so well
It's funny that philkensebben posted that
Oh shit you're right.

I knew there was something else awesome he did.

bullshit. Sunshine and Lollipops are reserved for Felix only.
Fair enough.

But the way fiddle cat synced up during the breakdown was pretty great.

I could watch that all day
Brandon Morrow: All Star?

Not that it’s important.

I'm pretty sure he'll make it.
shit. Another stupid win.
This is starting to get frustrating.
The win yesterday was cool.

Today, not so much.

Time for more drinking. Bye.
We're not getting Strasburg

I hate this season.

No Strasburg.

But still hope for new management.

As much as I wanted to

I never really believed we were. I’m actually settling into a nice little groove and beginning to have some fun this year.

Dave's optimistic

Hey, at least we’re not moving.

Thanks Accuweather

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That applies to like 15,000 people

I almost died on a way home.
Shouldn't've been blogging
I turned off my laptop because Im not sure how good of a surge protector my car was.
This comment

made my day

LL does good in the world

Good job those of you who posted over there

Sister blog?
We should unite all of the cool/low traffic blogs
RJ never should have threatened to post the clown
You don't happen to have pictures of him, do you?
I think he is smarter than that
Email him some alcohol
I'd rather do that to Robert and make him pass out
Buy a 12 pack, send Robert a shot of beer and send the rest to RJ
Touching a used breathalyzer would leave Robert unconscious
*breatheliezer
I hope your face melts off
*melkys
I ought to box you for that
Three in one night?
God I so wish there were a baseball player playing now named Buford
There was

Gathright, there was! But I've decided to stop doing former players

It’s more of a challenge

But now I'm curious
Curios as to what?
God I so wish there were a baseball player playing now named Buford
I did a B-R search and nothing came up
errr nothing current came up
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY

I am hooked

It was lame:

I ought to box Buford that

That wasn't worth the anticipation at all

I ought to box you for that too

Too much buildup.
I'm trying to not reuse puns, a rule most people don't seem to be following

As such, I’m running out of material

Ah fuck

*Mauerterial

Marterial also would've worked
Also MarteRleal
See but there's the problem

I already used Marte to call you a Martefucker

Loophole: two Martes
*Looperhole

*Loopujols

We should have pun threads Mor....neau less often

I don’t want it to get overdone

You realize you're usually the one that starts them right
But I do ones that haven't been done before

Others just repeat old ones

I've been careful to only re-use Maholm
I think I accidentally have reused 2-4
Also, puns only work if they don't sound the exact same as they normally would

A shitty one I’ve used is Reed. It doesn’t work because it sounds the exact same as read!

Why you're Wrigh

You should start giving warnings to people who break the pun code

(I actually thought you banned me)

So in conclusion

I feel fine
Well shit I always thought these words were part of the lyrics to Sweet Caroline

My world’s been rocked

I was wondering what that was about
"I've been inclined" for some reason always played in my head as "I feel fine"
It still wouldn't have made sense if I had just posted "I've been inclined"
But at least that way you could've twisted it to make everyone else feel stupid for not following
In a live version he did that I went to back in '72 he said "I feel fine"

If you had gone you would have known, jackass

This would have worked better had you not already admitted to being wrong
You can delete those other comments
You made a Clown Jeff
I didn't make it; I found it on the internet
Stick to NSFW ponies and you won't see the inside of the box nearly as often
not nearly as often still means probably 5 times in 11 days :(

Going to the box makes me feel dirty, so dirty that I what I need after it Sabathia

RAYS! RAYS! RAYS!

and CAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDS!!!

but mostly RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYSS!!!!!

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