Since I’m usually too busy drinking in bars to check in at night, and my job has decided to eliminate any of my previously ample LL-surfing time through massive amounts of busywork (and recently lots of layoffs)... What happened with Coach? Did he actually get banned, or did we just piss him off so much that he left?
A really hot girl could come up to me and say she is from Oklahoma
And I’d punch her in the baby-maker. I’m getting more mad.
Bennett said his franchise would create duplicate championship banners and trophies, leaving one set in Seattle and using the second set for undetermined purposes in Oklahoma City.
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SEATTLE HAS ISSUED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR… SOUTH CENTRAL KING COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL WASHINGTON… CENTRAL PIERCE COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL WASHINGTON… THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF CARBONADO…WILKESON…BUCKLEY..
Thanks for the fake
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Next time make the fakes go to DRB
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
And make all of them fakes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
You got it, sugar
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
;)
.
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
That is a one pixel something
Robert - July 3, 2008
Or a period
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 3, 2008
:)
.
Robert - July 3, 2008
sweet zombie combine
I found the hacks
Robert - July 3, 2008
This makes no sense to me
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 3, 2008
Robert - July 3, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 3, 2008
Robert - July 3, 2008
Shhh sweetums
Not now, papa’s got some important things to do
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 3, 2008
I hate going to bed thinking how when I wake up two thirds of my ticket will be banned
Robert - July 3, 2008
You dirty mega-thread loading sonofabitch.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Yet it was hilarious.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 3, 2008
I wouldn't have mentioned it had it not been.
Aaron Campeau - July 3, 2008
Cairo 4 MVP.
ThundaPC - July 2, 2008
boooooooo
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Cairo!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
We'll be seeing a lot more Cairo this season
Sigh….....
marinator - July 2, 2008
Strasburg says hi
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
What the flying testicles is going on today
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Carryover crazy from yesterday
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Miguel Cairo just earned himself like 4 years of playing time.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
Hey, brown Willie!
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
With a cute little beard
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Cairo animal?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I'm thinking goat
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Alpaca
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Wait on second thought I should be discouraging this
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
But it'll be cute
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/1/562909/7-1-open-game-thread#7115267
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I'm unpredictable
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I'd say it's quite the opposite.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Willie needs a Baron Davis beard.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Willie should grow a moustache, like me.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I like using flags as my very own game thread directors commentary
Robert - July 2, 2008
We don't notice unless you post comments like this
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Uh oh's
Edanger6 - July 2, 2008
They don't pop up unless you refresh.
If you were an admin you’d know this.
R.J. Anderson - July 2, 2008
With the Padres losing tonight,
The Mariners are no longer the worst team in baseball.
themoose - July 2, 2008
Motherfucker
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Unless we lose this one.
themoose - July 2, 2008
false hope false hope
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Dis lon counts
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Bring it LL
Edanger6 - July 2, 2008
Was a strike
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Huh.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
What in blazes?
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
It would be funny if the Rays found this place and gave me a job
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
As long as they don't read any comments, it's possible.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Damn
giggity Washburn. Raise that trade value.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Rec'd
R.J. Anderson - July 2, 2008
It looks like he's wearing a furry beret
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Sweet mother.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Remember when Coach posted that weirdass roster collage and we all got nightmares?
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
He was just ahead of his time.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I've been trying to find that for weeks
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Now I'm trying to find it too
God damn this.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
This will do for now
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I wish my moustache looked like that.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
That's two moustache comments in one thread.
Sorry.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Ha! I just found that one in my search
Did you do a search for “terrifying?”
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
...yes.
:|
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Hey I found that
Robert - July 2, 2008
I found it better
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I like the shirt your wearing
Robert - July 2, 2008
I already said I'm wearing my Rays shirt
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I like the rays
Robert - July 2, 2008
I like you
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
give me your phone number like?
Robert - July 2, 2008
Check your flags
oh wait
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Hurts less than the normal Robert-Bait
Robert - July 2, 2008
I'm building trust
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Has enough time passed to where we want to try a relationship again?
Robert - July 2, 2008
Maybe if you stop getting jealous over my recent flings on Friday the 13th of June
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
If you let me sit in the corner and watch I would stop
Robert - July 2, 2008
I found it so hard.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Oh so so so so LATE
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/4/17/232222/842#3486122
Robert - July 2, 2008
Yes I know
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I know your website better than you do
Robert - July 2, 2008
I know your hero better than you do
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
All I care is if he knows of me.
Robert - July 2, 2008
He does not
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Which means I haven't scared him away yet!
Robert - July 2, 2008
Whenever I post Myspace blogs bitching about the Mariners
I worry that Felix will read them and delete me from his friend list.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Felix can barely figure out how to read the comments on his own profile
Matthew - July 2, 2008
*Phew*
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
This is a good thing
Too many people post like idiots
Robert - July 2, 2008
He should be more stingy with his myspace friends like he is with his clubbing friends.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
I was afraid of adding him because I dont think i could like with the rejection
Robert - July 2, 2008
Whatever dude I'm in his top 8.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I hate you dead
Robert - July 2, 2008
I drew the club stamp on my left wrist a week ago as a reminder
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I live in the same city as that club
And Graham wants revenge just as much as I do.
Robert - July 2, 2008
That would be adorable
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I could give Brett my disguse and try to sneak him in
Robert - July 2, 2008
I'm not.
I was hoping you’d check.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Number 24 bitches
LL is no where to be seen
Robert - July 2, 2008
After the top 8 it's based on when you joined.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Maybe he'd reciprocate if you put him in your top friends.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 3, 2008
I somehow doubt it.
Aaron Campeau - July 3, 2008
Dammit Robert find the original posting of the collage
Year a shitty curator
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I was helping somebody find a watch battery
Robert - July 2, 2008
Its an easy one too
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/7/29/1587/70304#3574113
Robert - July 2, 2008
You magnificent bastard
Never change
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Rommell you magnificent bus stop.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
LL is going to be so much more organized under the unbannables
Robert - July 2, 2008
I wish I were unbannable
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
The ironic thing is that you are not
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
the unpermabannables?
Robert - July 2, 2008
Here you go.
Linky
Jono - July 2, 2008
You are a god
How’d you find it?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I searched for What the fuck Coach.
Jono - July 2, 2008
REC'D SO HARD
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I can't believe it's to the point at which I wanted to see this again
Coach is a genius.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
For good measures
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Come back, Coach
We miss you.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Reitsma looks the same
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Kenji-Burke is also awesome
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT...
...’TIL IT’S GAAOOOWAAAAAN!!!!!!
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
John Olerud was adequate!
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
I like the Jose top with Ichiro bottom
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
How did people hate this picture?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
We didn't know man.
We didn’t know!
Goose - July 2, 2008
I want to find his original posting of this
and rec it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
This is one of those times where Robert is needed
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Coach bias
We never gave him a fair shake.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I always love it.
I was just afraid to speak up.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Horacio-someone else's chin will give me nightmares for weeks.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
Weaverchin
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Bitter beer face
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
One of my coworkers has the nickname Bitter Beer Face.
Goose - July 2, 2008
He must be a handsome man
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Where is he anyways?
Goose - July 2, 2008
He logged in on Monday
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Someone clue me in
Since I’m usually too busy drinking in bars to check in at night, and my job has decided to eliminate any of my previously ample LL-surfing time through massive amounts of busywork (and recently lots of layoffs)... What happened with Coach? Did he actually get banned, or did we just piss him off so much that he left?
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
He just left
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Weird.
Come back!
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
Damn those people who used the Stop Posting gif
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I'm sorta tempted to post that after he makes his first post.
But mainly I just miss Coach :(
Robert - July 3, 2008
hahaha
Yeah, that would be pretty amusing. Maybe we can mod it to read “Keep Posting!” for his first?
thejew4u - July 3, 2008
Stop stepping on my turf bitch
Robert - July 2, 2008
The one with switched half-faces?
Slica - July 2, 2008
yipiee adblock
JI - July 3, 2008
Miguel Cairo has a higher OPS than Kenji Johjima
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I hear there are other teams that want Kenji
So why hasn’t he been packed and shipped yet?
marinator - July 2, 2008
Oh my...I enjoy white pants.
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
I hope that little girl gets struck by lightning on the way home.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
God Sexson is slow.
chinn - July 2, 2008
Richie power
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Line Drive hit %....
0
PLU Tim - July 2, 2008
MLB.crisp
chinn - July 2, 2008
If nothing else..when we win (which I don't want to do) at least we get to see Morrow.
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
Is anyone else still on a contact high over that Rays game?
esoteric - July 2, 2008
Yes.
But it could also be the beer.
Victory Prima Pils is awesome, as is Hop Devil IPA. And Dogfish 90 Minute.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
All I know about the post-world is that Miguel Cairo has two doubles
I am not keen on the post-world.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Fucking runt smurf.
chinn - July 2, 2008
A really hot girl could come up to me and say she is from Oklahoma
And I’d punch her in the baby-maker. I’m getting more mad.
Bennett said his franchise would create duplicate championship banners and trophies, leaving one set in Seattle and using the second set for undetermined purposes in Oklahoma City.
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
Fuck that.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE
!!!
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
What just happened?
chinn - July 2, 2008
I'm scurred....
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
The baseball gods are taunting us
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
What? What I'd miss?
Goose - July 2, 2008
Number five!
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Yuni. Walked.
chinn - July 2, 2008
Holy shit.
Goose - July 2, 2008
Holy. Shit.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Well this is cheap
I’m obligated to give a rec to you everytime you post this
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
You shouldn'ta said that mang...
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Watch my restraint
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
No, you can't be on my team.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
Nicely done.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
It's a sign
Go to yahoo.com’s frontpage…read the top headline in the news section!
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Awesome.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I believe we are Betancourt's children.
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
CHI CHI!!!
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
We are so making the playoffs this year
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Ichiro!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Above .300 now, not that that means anything...
Scrupio - July 2, 2008
With Ichiro, it kinda' does.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
"Wouldn't be a Mariner game without Sean Green!"
Heh.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
infield looking 4 2
ThundaPC - July 2, 2008
Take him out Yuni!
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
Goodness.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Good heavens Rolen
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Actually, Sims.
I imagine there were several places Cairo didn’t want to hit the ball
ThundaPC - July 2, 2008
That was gay.
chinn - July 2, 2008
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
+1
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
See you in a few minutes
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Should've been Roberts face on a bird's body.
R.J. Anderson - July 2, 2008
Bless you.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I'm going to engrave your name on a plaque and nail it to the door of the box
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
You got five minutes for butthol-ing.
chinn - July 2, 2008
Six minutes
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I'm going to ban you so hard when I'm a mod
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Yes I read my flags
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
You just said you didnt
Robert - July 2, 2008
I did today
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
That's what she said!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
See you in a few minutes
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
This isn't becoming a dead meme as fast as I thought it would
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I don't write on this website every day because I get bored easily
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
You should try stalking
Robert - July 2, 2008
You don't need to stalk when you can just go hang out with cool people.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Also this
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Your IP address begins with 67 and your zip code is 98038
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I posted a screen shot of this information a few months back
If you were better at the archives you wouldn’t have to cheat.
Robert - July 2, 2008
Penalty box for insolence
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
rofl
This thread alone is inspiring me to get a costco pack of beer and pull out my laptop for a game or two this weekend.
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
A couple of moderately amusing tidbits in part 1
Robert - July 2, 2008
I love this .gif.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I love how gifs get circulated and nobody
knows who made them in the first place.
redwolf75 - July 2, 2008
I'm cool with it.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Oh god yes I was looking for this
Eyebrows - July 2, 2008
Where you at Pirata
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
SIT DOWN DOUCHE NOSE.
chinn - July 2, 2008
I've missed this.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Who loves ya, baby?
chinn - July 2, 2008
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I miss being able to track our terrible defense before Reed started playing
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Why is Reed good now?
PLU Tim - July 2, 2008
Reed!
chinn - July 2, 2008
I want to run my fingers through your hair
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
There's a lot of it.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I'm starting to think you'll fall for just about any scruffy looking white left-hander on the team.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Bobby Livingston is a pile of shit
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Where is our Scruffy Lefty?
chinn - July 2, 2008
not on the team
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Was
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I didn't know he liked Washburn
Mariner John - July 2, 2008
Hit a homer, you fucking Chrysler Building.
chinn - July 2, 2008
Rec'd for knowledge of prominent buildings.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
He's more comparable to the WTC
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
I saw the WTC collapse coming from miles away
Robert - July 2, 2008
Anyone could've if they had just looked at its peripherals
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I remember bitching about how ugly the towers were and wishing somebody would tear them down.
Robert - July 2, 2008
They were really ugly buildings.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
You deserve all the recs you get
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Looks like 9 year old Robert still could get more recs than Buthol
Robert - July 3, 2008
Now this is the story all about how...
Eyebrows - July 2, 2008
is that Hancock?
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
Hit a homer, you handsome devil!
chinn - July 2, 2008
Dangit, stop striking out.
ThundaPC - July 2, 2008
Clement isn't a bust..more like a slow, prolonged fizzle.
kentroyals5 - July 2, 2008
Clement is good at missing the ball
pakipaki - July 2, 2008
Goddammit contact
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Morrow gets lucky
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
The people on the team I care about go 1-12
:(
Mariner John - July 2, 2008
Stop it Morrow
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Hey, a win.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Have fun siphoning gas your worthless sacks of immigration
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
http://marinerswin.ytmnd.com
Eyebrows - July 2, 2008
It just syncs so well
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
It's funny that philkensebben posted that
Mariner John - July 2, 2008
Oh shit you're right.
I knew there was something else awesome he did.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
bullshit. Sunshine and Lollipops are reserved for Felix only.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Fair enough.
But the way fiddle cat synced up during the breakdown was pretty great.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
I could watch that all day
thejew4u - July 2, 2008
Brandon Morrow: All Star?
Not that it’s important.
Mariner John - July 2, 2008
I'm pretty sure he'll make it.
Eyebrows - July 2, 2008
shit. Another stupid win.
Matthew - July 2, 2008
This is starting to get frustrating.
Jono - July 2, 2008
The win yesterday was cool.
Today, not so much.
Goose - July 2, 2008
Time for more drinking. Bye.
chinn - July 2, 2008
We're not getting Strasburg
I hate this season.
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Playoffs!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
No Strasburg.
But still hope for new management.
ThundaPC - July 2, 2008
As much as I wanted to
I never really believed we were. I’m actually settling into a nice little groove and beginning to have some fun this year.
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
Dave's optimistic
Hey, at least we’re not moving.
themoose - July 2, 2008
Thanks Accuweather
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SEATTLE HAS ISSUED A
SOUTH CENTRAL KING COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL WASHINGTON…
CENTRAL PIERCE COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL WASHINGTON…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF CARBONADO…WILKESON…BUCKLEY..
That applies to like 15,000 people
Mariner John - July 2, 2008
I almost died on a way home.
Robert - July 2, 2008
Shouldn't've been blogging
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I turned off my laptop because Im not sure how good of a surge protector my car was.
Robert - July 3, 2008
This comment
made my day
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
LL does good in the world
Good job those of you who posted over there
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Sister blog?
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
*Fister blog
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
*Rabelog
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
*Fisk Herzog
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
We should unite all of the cool/low traffic blogs
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
RJ never should have threatened to post the clown
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
You don't happen to have pictures of him, do you?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I think he is smarter than that
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Email him some alcohol
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I'd rather do that to Robert and make him pass out
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Buy a 12 pack, send Robert a shot of beer and send the rest to RJ
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Touching a used breathalyzer would leave Robert unconscious
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
*breatheliezer
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I hope your face melts off
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
*melkys
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I ought to box you for that
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Three in one night?
Aaron Campeau - July 2, 2008
God I so wish there were a baseball player playing now named Buford
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
There was
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Gathright, there was! But I've decided to stop doing former players
It’s more of a challenge
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
But now I'm curious
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Curios as to what?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I did a B-R search and nothing came up
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
errr nothing current came up
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY
I am hooked
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
It was lame:
I ought to box Buford that
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
That wasn't worth the anticipation at all
I ought to box you for that too
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Too much buildup.
Teej - July 2, 2008
I'm trying to not reuse puns, a rule most people don't seem to be following
As such, I’m running out of material
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Ah fuck
*Mauerterial
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Marterial also would've worked
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Also MarteRleal
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
Rheal Lee?
Matthew - July 2, 2008
Orel Yi
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
See but there's the problem
I already used Marte to call you a Martefucker
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Loophole: two Martes
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
*Looperhole
*Loopujols
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
lol poo holes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
We should have pun threads Mor....neau less often
I don’t want it to get overdone
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
You realize you're usually the one that starts them right
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
But I do ones that haven't been done before
Others just repeat old ones
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I've been careful to only re-use Maholm
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I think I accidentally have reused 2-4
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Also, puns only work if they don't sound the exact same as they normally would
A shitty one I’ve used is Reed. It doesn’t work because it sounds the exact same as read!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Why you're Wrigh
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
You should start giving warnings to people who break the pun code
(I actually thought you banned me)
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
*I am VandenHurked
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
So in conclusion
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I feel fine
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Well shit I always thought these words were part of the lyrics to Sweet Caroline
My world’s been rocked
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
I was wondering what that was about
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
"I've been inclined" for some reason always played in my head as "I feel fine"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
It still wouldn't have made sense if I had just posted "I've been inclined"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
But at least that way you could've twisted it to make everyone else feel stupid for not following
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
In a live version he did that I went to back in '72 he said "I feel fine"
If you had gone you would have known, jackass
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
This would have worked better had you not already admitted to being wrong
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
You can delete those other comments
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
You made a Clown Jeff
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
I didn't make it; I found it on the internet
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Stick to NSFW ponies and you won't see the inside of the box nearly as often
Jeff Sullivan - July 2, 2008
not nearly as often still means probably 5 times in 11 days :(
Going to the box makes me feel dirty, so dirty that I what I need after it Sabathia
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 2, 2008
Rec'd
Teej - July 2, 2008
RAYS! RAYS! RAYS!
and CAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDS!!!
but mostly RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYSS!!!!!
JI - July 3, 2008
You must Login with your SB Nation account and be a member of Lookout Landing to post a comment.