I had an eggplant salad for lunch today with a can of Coke. It wasn’t the best lunch, but it sufficed. After lunch I’ll be calculating the distances of various routes I can take home, I can hardly wait.
In that case, you’ll be alright. If you’re not familiar with Chicago, it’s pretty much the most kickass city in America. It’s got the best architecture/skyline of any city, and all the ethnic/musical/food/music variety of NYC at half the price.
But when I lived there last fall, it took forever to get up to Evanston by train, or T or whatever they call it. There’s always construction going on, though I suppose it should be done sometime there. There was also a budget crisis every few months where they’d threaten to cut off routes, but get saved during the 11th hour by something.
Depends on what your job is and what you want out of life.
If you’re working the sorts of hours I will be as a lawyer, you’d want to live as close to work as possible until family considerations make that impossible. On the other hand, if you have more leisurely hours, it can be worth it to live in the city. That’s where ALL the real action is. If you like going out at all, you want to be in the city.
On the panel will be: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Frank Conniff, Bill Corbett, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Bridget Nelson, Mike Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein. Wow.
Cannibal and Idiocracy are two films that I only saw because LL guided me to them.
I enjoyed Cannibal well enough, but Idiocracy has become a massive touchstone for my girlfriend and I. I even showed her various references to it here on LL’s gamethreads and she laughed all over again.
High standards
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I declare this thread
The Thread of Katal!
katal - July 21, 2008
No.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Yup
katal - July 21, 2008
So LaHair better enjoy this season and invest his big league paycheck wisely
cuz’ he ain’t gonna’ be around for too long.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I disapprove of you closing comments on old game threads.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I second this
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I don't like following two threads at once
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I've found the old one will wear itself out within 10 minutes or so anyways
but it’s better the death be natural than forced.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm training myself to kill
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Cats are a good starting point
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Really
Gomez - July 21, 2008
>:(
.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
Been done
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
You can be like Dexter.
Suppress your desire to kill by killing animals. Then find a way to kill for the benefit of society.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
Lost cause.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Do you have the license?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Faggot I'm the mayor of licenses
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Hey look, our innings are shorter than their innings
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Fuck you and your closing threads.
I had a good joke for once.
Faux - July 21, 2008
Good humor can always create new jokes
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I don't have that.
I have to rely on pure dumb luck.
Faux - July 21, 2008
Come on, Clement
You’re better than that.
katal - July 21, 2008
Five pitches.
Jarrod Washburn just threw 31.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
yeah! they need to get this crap over with faster.
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
I was excited this morning
When Steve Kelly went off on Yuni for swinging at all but one of his pitches in yesterday’s game.
katal - July 21, 2008
Goddamn this fucking team
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
God this game is even more pathetic than this year's E3.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Nintendo pathetic or merely Microsoft pathetic?
P Brady - July 21, 2008
Nintendo pathetic.
Microsoft > Sony > Nintendo.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
zomg! no politics.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
But, the new Wiimote expander!!!
And no, it doesn’t mean that we could have made the first one better…
Faux - July 21, 2008
I miss Felix
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
RIZZS ON RADIO FOR LATER INNINGS NOOOOOOOOOO
Gomez - July 21, 2008
FEEL OUR PAIN
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Hey sweet, Jarrod's at 100 pitches and Manny Ramirez is up.
Let’s watch shall we?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
That ended better than I was expecting.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Not nearly spectacular enough.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
1400 is smoking your SATs?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
It isn't bad
katal - July 21, 2008
for an athlete, especially
katal - July 21, 2008
Clearly not
I’m just questioning the “smoking”
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Shit then I smoked mine while half asleep
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I'll bet Josh Hamilton smoked his SATs
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Was he an addict yet?
Rec’d if so.
katal - July 21, 2008
Nope
P Brady - July 21, 2008
He never went to college and talked like an idiot. You decide
P Brady - July 21, 2008
He talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
It's OK, my wife was tarded
She’s a pilot now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
New SAT or old SAT?
I’m not paying attention.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Old
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I assume old
unless Mike Lowell took the SATs in the last five years for fun.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
that would have been about 1999? maybe
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
I meant like 89
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
Boston has a better team OPS without Ortiz than with him
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
lol he sux
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
are they talking about SAT scores? ... talk about bottom of barrel to find something positive
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
So for some odd reason I'm getting FSN Arizona on DirectTv, so I have the Dbacks on channel 686 and the M;s on 687.
Goose - July 21, 2008
Youkilis's face looks like a butt.
JI - July 21, 2008
Does the low strike exist today?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
O GOD TRADE TRADE TRADE
JI - July 21, 2008
NOT TO ST LOUIS
JI - July 21, 2008
RASMUSRASMUSRASMUS
BrianL - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
"IEEEEEEEEEEEE STAB STAB STAB"
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I have to say that when the Moose came near me I was frightened.
JI - July 21, 2008
Thank you.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Jared Washburn's facial hair makes me sad
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
TRADE HIM BEFORE THESE INHERITED RUNNERS SCORE
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
ha
My girlfriend: Whoa! (Washburn) just said fuck!
katal - July 21, 2008
I bet Washburn is pitching hurt
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
He's a warrior!
katal - July 21, 2008
maybe he needs a Silva Hamburger
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
Doogie Houser is telling me to buy Old Spice again.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
NPH wouldn't do that.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
What's wrong with Old Spice?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
NPH is devious!
katal - July 21, 2008
I'm glad Washburn's out
I’m sure Mark Lowell do better
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I for one support racial harmony.
JI - July 21, 2008
Shopped
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
But real
JI - July 21, 2008
Coco's stance is slanty
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
It must be terrifying pitching to him
I bet he just grins until you shit your pants
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
like a chinaman
Matthew - July 21, 2008
's eyes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
What's worse than a Mexican?
A: A chinaman!
katal - July 21, 2008
Stop with the Mexican jokes
BrianL might get offended
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
You mean BeanerL
JI - July 21, 2008
I sure do
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I'M HALF-CAMBODIAN YOU FUCKTARD
I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE TO THAT GODDAMN CUSTOMER
BrianL - July 21, 2008
If only Graham were here to tell his offensive joke.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
The greatest thing Graham has ever said
was about how awful a driver his mother is.
katal - July 21, 2008
I don't know.
This is a pretty funny joke.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Instant message me this joke
katal - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
Liftoff in 10... 9... 8....
Gomez - July 21, 2008
Mark must be feeling pretty Lowe right about now
katal - July 21, 2008
God shutup Blowers, the Angels are not the best team in baseball.
Goose - July 21, 2008
Mark Lowe has awesome control.
P Brady - July 21, 2008
This game would be better if it were hockey
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
wrong
JI - July 21, 2008
Cram a bastard in it you crap
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
This is a baseball board.
JI - July 21, 2008
Can we stop talking about the Rays already!?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I don't miss him
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I try to talk about the Cards as little as humanly possible.
JI - July 21, 2008
I can't even remember who that was.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
ASUBoyd IIRC
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Ah right.
Jesus that bastard was annoying.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
He was every douche I've ever met all rolled into one screenname.
JI - July 21, 2008
All he needed was a pair of big, ugly sunglasses and a Red Sox cap.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Meh.
I dislike Terry more. He’s an even more self-righteous AK, minus the lists..
Faux - July 21, 2008
I just learned what this arcoynam means
Robert - July 21, 2008
That explains the spelling.
JI - July 21, 2008
I was in 'nam.
Faux - July 21, 2008
fail
JI - July 21, 2008
Que?
damn anti-hotlinkers.
Faux - July 21, 2008
IIRC is an initialism, not an acronym.
/nerd
Teej - July 21, 2008
We are reaching whole new levels of grammar fascism
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
It's an important distinction.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I do it mostly to make fun of myself.
Teej - July 21, 2008
You mean accuracy
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Varitek grand slam coming right here.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Damn. I was sort of hoping.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Hey hey hey
Like being Lowe!
katal - July 21, 2008
Mark Lowe looks more Australian than RRS
this must be a point of divisiveness in the clubhouse.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
He's also very red
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
RRS looks pretty Australian, though.
You have to hand it to him.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I will love you Lowe
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Oh, wow.
Didn’t expect that.
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Trade value preserved!
JI - July 21, 2008
I just realized that as bad as Izturis has been
Betancourt is much much much worse.
JI - July 21, 2008
And sillier which I hear is a positive thing for some GMS
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I would value his whimsy
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Lopez has him beat
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
GMS?
JI - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
I don't know which expression I find worse
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
This is a perfect gif.
JI - July 21, 2008
Definitely Yuni.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
Yuni looks fat...
LantermanC - July 21, 2008
It's the billowing
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Double dipping of Rally Fry girls?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I approve?
JI - July 21, 2008
Rizzs got all misty eyed talking about the old one's internship ending yesterday.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
D'awwww.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
More like d'ewwwww.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
He's apparently got a bit of the ol' Bert Blyleven in him.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
But Rizzs doesn't have cancer to use as an excuse.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Brett needs to start bringing rally fry signs
katal - July 21, 2008
I hooked Corco up with Brett's number
Greatest Safeco ield Duo of all time?
Robert - July 21, 2008
...ladies
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
They can buy each other beer!
Oh wait.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I wonder which ten Brett and Corco won't be getting with
Robert - July 21, 2008
All of them
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Have I mentioned how much I love LL: Days of Our Lives?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Like sand through the hourglass...
JI - July 21, 2008
It sure is awesome, isn't it?
Goose - July 21, 2008
I'm sorry
I should have saved it for the flags.
Robert - July 21, 2008
I wasn't being sarcastic.
I really do enjoy it.
How’s your carrot?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I looking for a way to serve it Aussie.
Robert - July 21, 2008
He's not coming up from Tacoma to drink.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
We are still closer to him than Jeff is.
Robert - July 21, 2008
I have already been in heaven
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Ms Jeff will be the one that pays for your infidelity that night
Robert - July 21, 2008
She knows of you and how pathetic you are
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I am really as desperate and nerdy as I act,
Robert - July 21, 2008
That's what she has been led to believe
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Don't worry its endearing at first.
Robert - July 21, 2008
Should could break you
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
This comment makes sense
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I thought it did.
JI - July 21, 2008
...
?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Just not Heaven Down Under
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I enjoy the snippets of Matthew's journal we get.
Monday July 21st, 2008
I had an eggplant salad for lunch today with a can of Coke. It wasn’t the best lunch, but it sufficed. After lunch I’ll be calculating the distances of various routes I can take home, I can hardly wait.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Wrong.
I dislike eggplant except in parmesan form.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
And you take the longest possible route when drunk
Robert - July 21, 2008
I enjoy walking.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I hate it when I miss an episode.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 22, 2008
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FIVE.
JI - July 21, 2008
OPPS CAPS LOCK WAs on.
JI - July 21, 2008
He already had it from when I phone jihaded him awhile back
BrettJMiller - July 21, 2008
Which should I watch? This game or a tape of GAMERA VS. GUIRON as done by MST3K?
Understand I’m going to be up all night studying Illinois Civil Procedure.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Where in IL are you?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Chicago
esoteric - July 21, 2008
You ever been the northern suburbs. Glenview-area?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Sure, why?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Might be moving there.
Thoughts?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Suburbs of Chicago are boring, but pleasant enough I suppose. My GF hails from the NW burbs
Living in the city (specifically Wicker Park or Ukrainian Village) is much more exciting.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I bet, but I'm not sure it's worthwhile to live in the city if I have to commute to northern glenview each day.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Ah, that clarifies things.
In that case, you’ll be alright. If you’re not familiar with Chicago, it’s pretty much the most kickass city in America. It’s got the best architecture/skyline of any city, and all the ethnic/musical/food/music variety of NYC at half the price.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I've only driven through it once. Seemed nice.
But to above, if I’m working up north, does it make sense to live in the city or to live near work and commute when I feel like going to the city?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm not sure how far north Glenview is.
But when I lived there last fall, it took forever to get up to Evanston by train, or T or whatever they call it. There’s always construction going on, though I suppose it should be done sometime there. There was also a budget crisis every few months where they’d threaten to cut off routes, but get saved during the 11th hour by something.
LantermanC - July 21, 2008
Depends on what your job is and what you want out of life.
If you’re working the sorts of hours I will be as a lawyer, you’d want to live as close to work as possible until family considerations make that impossible. On the other hand, if you have more leisurely hours, it can be worth it to live in the city. That’s where ALL the real action is. If you like going out at all, you want to be in the city.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Thanks. Exactly the sort of info I was looking for.
I won’t be taking the job if it requires lawyer-hours.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Also, get ready for a shitty, shitty commute if you work in the city.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
MST3K Reunion at comicon! in San diego!
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Fuck Comicon.
PAX is where it’s at.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Lame
Comicon is pimp shit.
katal - July 21, 2008
Wait, seriously?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Yes, sir. That and the adult swim stuff will make it a worthwhile event.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Fuck fuck fuck.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
yeah
On the panel will be: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Frank Conniff, Bill Corbett, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Bridget Nelson, Mike Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein. Wow.
The moderator will be Patton Oswalt.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Way to not live here stupid
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Not like you're going or anything.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I go to good things
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I got the fuck sunburnt out of me during the third inning on Saturday.
JI - July 21, 2008
I have text messages from the sour fest that indicate otherwise.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Still delicious
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
So I guess you'll be there after all.
Note: if you say anything bad about MST3K I swear to god I will somehow find a way to ban you from your own site.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Why would I do that?
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
You sort of implied it wasn't good with the "I go to good things" line.
I dunno, I’m a little paranoid right now.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Hey man, lay off the pipe.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I love MST3K but would be willing to spend exactly zero seconds with the people at ComicCon
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I really want to go once
in the sort of way you want to go to Chernobyl.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
No, because Chernobyl will be awesome
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
ComicCon : social tourism
::
Chernobyl : ecological/historical tourism
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Yours would be infinity times more unbearable, toxic
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I'd wear one of these:
Matthew - July 21, 2008
People would think you're just in costume
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
win/win.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I can respect this logic.
I feel the same way. If I ever went to one of these things, I would make sure to never engage anyone in conversation.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
And it sold out last week.
I guess this is the first year they’re not offering walk-up tickets.
I’ve never been, but every year I think I might take a peek.
Teej - July 21, 2008
I'd be willing to spend -10 seconds with the people at AnthroCon
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Oh god, I can tell from the name...that's a Furry convention, right?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Even worse, that is in Shitsburgh
fucking furries.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Yup. The WHOLE CAST. From EVERY era. Joel, Mike, Trace, Josh, AND Jim Mallon, plus a host of others.
It’ll be badass. I almost wish I could be there. ALMOST. I’m not really that much of a nerd.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Goddammit we've turned Lester into Cliff Lee.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
That was the tumor
Robert - July 21, 2008
JON LESTER HAS LESS THAN HALF OF WASHBURN'S PITCH COUNT
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
And more than double his ability to survive cancer
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Cancer would dramatically reduce Jarrod's trade value
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
but he'll come back and throw no-hitters for you!
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Or he'll just die!
Win/win
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
I disagree
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
What did I miss while I was in the corner counting to 10?
JI - July 21, 2008
Two outs.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
That little white dude is more athletic than you, Yuni
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I'm not gonna post it.
JI - July 21, 2008
I will.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Brats bimsby
It doesn’t make sense but that’s what I’m getting
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Six in a row
LESTER FOR CY YOUNG???
katal - July 21, 2008
Oh Mags
You’re a beautiful speaker
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
It's like, technically, we're only down by 2
yet how insurmountable that is.
katal - July 21, 2008
It's like 2005 all over again!
Gomez - July 21, 2008
It's like 2008 all over again.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
or, you know, earlier this year.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
This whole year has been very much like 2005 all over again
Gomez - July 21, 2008
With the exception of 12 glorious days
2005 was the worst season ever.
Robert - July 21, 2008
What about '04?
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
04 was quite enjoyable
Ichiro, Edgar, Bucky, Bobby, Hope of a better tomorrow
Robert - July 21, 2008
::sobs::
Bobby I loved you so much! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
1996
katal - July 21, 2008
2003
JI - July 21, 2008
2003 >>> 2002
Robert - July 21, 2008
Wrong
JI - July 21, 2008
Still bitter over the Cubs that year?
Robert - July 21, 2008
There was a 5 games series at the beginning of September
that paralelled the Mariners collaspe.
JI - July 21, 2008
I don't even remember the collapse in 2003
Robert - July 21, 2008
Fuck Jeff Manto
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Wasn't 2003 the year of Giovanni Cabrera?
katal - July 21, 2008
Jolbert I think.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Lopez will save the day
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I'm cool if Pedroia doesn't regress until October
katal - July 21, 2008
Fail, thy name is Arizona.
Goose - July 21, 2008
Ichiro + Beltre for GG
katal - July 21, 2008
Gary Glover?
Hell no.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
But they're both overpaid!
katal - July 21, 2008
Strasburg Strasburg Strasburg!
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Dude
Gio Gonzalez
Gomez - July 21, 2008
Lowrie/Ellsbury/Pedroia
This is the most 3 Doors Down lineup of all time.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Randy Johnson-Win # 291.
Goose - July 21, 2008
Yay!
JI - July 21, 2008
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, CUBS FANS?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Closing for the Cardinals.
JI - July 21, 2008
It's only two runs! We can do this!
JI - July 21, 2008
I had Lopez's glove when I was a little kid.
Faux - July 21, 2008
Fuck this shit, we're not coming back from 2 down.
And TWPIB’s teeth are annoyingly white.
Faux - July 21, 2008
Whooo drunk college kids who are on their phone
katal - July 21, 2008
Now keep Raul on base until the Clement FB
katal - July 21, 2008
TRADE HIM
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Weeeeeeeeee
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
BIGGER
JI - July 21, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
KEEP GOING
JI - July 21, 2008
Poor Beltre
katal - July 21, 2008
Only 69 pitches through 6.1 IP
Screw you, M’s.
katal - July 21, 2008
bwhahahaha
JI - July 21, 2008
We still won't score
katal - July 21, 2008
TRADE HIM
esoteric - July 21, 2008
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
Goose - July 21, 2008
Where is this from again?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
last year's playoffs.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I remember it very clearly (the announcer saying it), but I can't quite remember the situation
Save that it was ridiculously over-optimistic.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
It was like 7-2 indians in the 8th inning and Derek Jeter singled with 1 out.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
ahahaha.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I thought it was 5-2 in the third inning.
JI - July 21, 2008
It happened more than once, but I clearly remember it being late in the game and a more lopsided score.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I think there were two outs though.
JI - July 21, 2008
1 rec from each of us to the person who goes through the archives and finds the correct situation.
JI - July 21, 2008
Reviewing that series, I now have no idea when it happened.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm sure some one commented on it.
JI - July 21, 2008
They start "A October" Ads today!
Robert - July 21, 2008
Already saw one a week+ ago.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
It seems my only memory of last year's postseason is Dane Cook.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
`
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Oh god, THAT guy.
Who the fuck IS that guy? “Pa-u-say.”
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Yeah, he's not funny.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
Frank Caliendo
Hate him….so much….
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett...
BrianL - July 21, 2008
At least there's no Dane Cook this time.
At least so far.
Teej - July 21, 2008
YET.
YET.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I guarantee you Lowrie owns an A&F franchise
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT PINCH HIT
JI - July 21, 2008
Who should PH for him?
Kenji? Vidro?
katal - July 21, 2008
Wlad?
JI - July 21, 2008
In a better world, yeah
katal - July 21, 2008
I just thought of our bench and I was struck blind.
Thanks for nothing, asshole.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Well, now you can be the male Maggie Lizer.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
NOISE NOISE NOISE NOISE
FrayLo - July 21, 2008
boo
katal - July 21, 2008
So using Miguel Cairo as a DH is a bad idea.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I love that we're in this situation and don't care anymore
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Added to the list.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm going to publish that list in three separate volumes
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I've retained Morgan Freeman to do the audio version.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life story.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I want Morgan Freeman to read me the ingredients on a box of Bisquick
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
That would make for the best day ever.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Especially since it hints at the making of pancakes
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Breakfast with Morgan.
I want this to be America’s next great morning talk show.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Morgan Freeman makes a great white noise for problem sleepers
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I'd never get out of bed if that show was on.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Fuck Folgers.
Morgan should be the best part of waking up.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Pancakes are but the bastard flat children of waffles.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Waffles trap needless cholesterol
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
needless?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Living longer = more breakfasts consumed
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I've never seen you make a health-conscious statement before.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm growing up
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Girlfriend influence.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 22, 2008
I almost order a stuffed crust pizza but it was 13 bucks before tips and taxes
JI - July 21, 2008
Morgan Freeman has two roles, the wise mentor/advisor and the wise criminal
Yet he plays them so well it doesn’t matter
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
The more you talk about his cancer, the more I belittle it
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Hmmm...
We need hitters something terrible.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
OH GOODIE
JI - July 21, 2008
OH HELL NO
FUCK YOU MARINERS
FUCK YOU
katal - July 21, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vidro
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Wheee surprise Vidro
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Vidro pinch hitting for LaHair
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
BURRRRRRRRRRRRG
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I'm rooting for an out here
Ya’ll can figure out why.
katal - July 21, 2008
Thank god we put some POWER into the lineup here.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Not to worry, Vidro is outhomering Ben Zobrist by one
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
His doucle on Saturday is out in Houston.
JI - July 21, 2008
This tickles me
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Mariners about to score?
Fear not, for vidro and Cairo are here to save boston’s day
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2008
CAREER +.300 HITTER.....
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
Fatty fat fat fat
katal - July 21, 2008
WALK INTO THAT YOU FAT FUCK
JI - July 21, 2008
Just fucking take
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2008
A maple shard to the temple is too much to ask for I guess
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
GOOD
Eat a dick, Vidro.
katal - July 21, 2008
He actually hit it pretty hard.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Considering where that pitch was
most of the lineup sends that into the upper seats
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2008
Boston's lineup...
not our anti-slugging lineup…
LantermanC - July 21, 2008
Christ on a Cracker we are bad at baseball.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
At least we are family friendly!
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
Vidro wants to be a home run hitter
but Vidro is not a home run hitter
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2008
I want to be a beautiful butterfly
But I am not a beautiful butterfly.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
don't we all
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
He could be a home run hitter
in LL Softball
Gomez - July 21, 2008
But we could also retrieve it and throw him out
before he’d reach home.
katal - July 21, 2008
One day people will value defense.
I hope I am alive to see it.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
People or people in Seattle?
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
People.
I know Seattle is a lost cause.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Like the guy who thought Bloomquist was a "great little player" but heckled Beltre?
JI - July 21, 2008
The entire staff of that godawful Kitsap newspaper?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Sports on a Schtick - July 21, 2008
Imagine if we hadn't signed Beltre
katal - July 21, 2008
We would have resigned in Jeff Cirillo when he fell back into the FA pool.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Dear Beltre
There’s no point in making plays like that. It’s not gonna matter.
Still, Nice one.
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2008
lulz buttface
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
hahahaha
katal - July 21, 2008
Take that Assface.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
At least if Vidro plays the field the odds are greater that he blows out a knee or tears a hamstring.
JI - July 21, 2008
Lowe would be so awesome if he could pitch.
Teej - July 21, 2008
For Red Sox games, they should slash the price of Diamond Club tickets and take down the protective net
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
What I'm getting at is that I would like for several of their fans to be injured or made dead
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I can take care of this post-game with a 5-iron.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
funny.
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
I thought it was obvious.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
thank you Blowers for that stunning explanation
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
but then fans might get hit with foul balls...
do you really want a bunch of foul balls slapping the faces of Red Sox fans?
mark sobba - July 21, 2008
I personally hope it goes for the chest-cavity.
A much more slow, painful death. Rib puncturing heart and all.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Turning Varitek around is stupid.
JI - July 21, 2008
They should try turning him right round.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Baby
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I wonder how much is park effects.
JI - July 21, 2008
right round
FrayLo - July 21, 2008
Especially since he already hit a homerun from the right side.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
So are we gonna have an open "Dave inducted in the HOF" thread?
Goose - July 21, 2008
Presumably
so help me God if that thing goes off topic.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I will be there to banhammer.
JI - July 21, 2008
Game Over.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
Good game
Not really.
katal - July 21, 2008
And that's my que to exit.
Goose - July 21, 2008
Well it's X-Files time.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Not until Friday.
JI - July 21, 2008
I'm making my way through the series for the first time...
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Self-note: add to netflix queue
Matthew - July 21, 2008
TNT, Scifi
JI - July 21, 2008
I like to own
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Cheater.
JI - July 21, 2008
Yeah I torrented the entire series.
God bless my FiOS connection.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Great show.
My favorite hour long show of all time, and I HATE Sci Fi type of stuff.
Slica - July 21, 2008
Season 4, episode 3 "Home"
That is one of the freakiest, wrongest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Banned from tv!
JI - July 21, 2008
FOX only aired it once after the original showing, I hear.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I watched Humbug when it first aired.
I’ve steadfastly refused to ever see it again.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Oh?
Jog my memory.
JI - July 21, 2008
`
Humbug
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I actually found this episode to be rather funny.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
It's less funny when you're 9.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
This is true.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I don't know if I've seen that one.
JI - July 21, 2008
Don't bother protesting, SAS
you don’t want to go to any of these teams.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Turning the game off to watch my Mad Men dvd
katal - July 21, 2008
Turning the game thread back on after having watched Dr. Horrible for the twentieth time
Jordan of Boise - July 21, 2008
so...damn...catchy
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I'm protesting Mad Men because of The Wire being hosed again.
But I hear it’s quite good.
Teej - July 21, 2008
This is my first time watching
Aaaand, it just started.
katal - July 21, 2008
fuck the WNBA.
I hope they show more hockey games locally with the Sonics gone.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Jacoby Ellsbury is batting .262
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
He got me a free taco once. Did you hear about that?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I had to work. >:(
JI - July 21, 2008
That must have been a busy day for you
Did they at least let you take home the extra tacos?
Jordan of Boise - July 21, 2008
Someone here explained to me that with the money I made working I could buy several tacos.
JI - July 21, 2008
no big loss. JitB free taco day FTW
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I hope it matches up with free Dr. Pepper day
for when Chinese Democracy comes out this year.
Jordan of Boise - July 21, 2008
The man gives tacos to bums, though
Put that on the plaque!
Jordan of Boise - July 21, 2008
I'm going to laugh when he beats out Longoria for the ROY.
And by laugh I mean cry.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I'm going to laugh when Longoria beats him out for the division
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
And by laugh you mean post another picture recap thread so we can clearly see your joy?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
I think I have learned my lesson about that
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
God damn LFOJL.
Teej - July 21, 2008
We're bored with Jeffshops.
JI - July 21, 2008
One shall forever live in infamy
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
JI goaded him into it.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
?
JI - July 21, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Should have gone with the clown.
JI - July 21, 2008
Though that is Willits' hat.
JI - July 21, 2008
Awwww....
Will you do it if they win the World Series?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
As per a long-standing vow I will be too busy streaking
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Pics or it didn't...
On second thought…
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Thanks to LL softball day with Red and Jeff
I’ve learned that fouling a ball of your foot is really quite painful and doesn’t heal quickly.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Fouling a pitch off your foot in softball is possible?
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
You'd be surprised
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I am.
In my 4 years of intramural softball, I have never seen someone foul a ball off their foot.Q
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
I had forgotten that it was with a baseball
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
My toe is still partly blue/black
That was over a month ago.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
You hit too hard
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
That's what she said.
And that’s why I spent a month in jail.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I don't like when a mod does something boxable
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Double standards...
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
k douche
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
You know you wanna.
JI - July 21, 2008
I'd rather not establish precedent
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
You'll win on appeal.
JI - July 21, 2008
I figured it was marginally acceptable since I used it as a leeway to make a related joke.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Violence against women is always a recipe for a soft landing.
JI - July 21, 2008
Yes, that's definitely what I said.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 22, 2008
hit with baseballs afterwards.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I ruined a $200 softball bat hitting with baseballs.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
Try bouncing one off the plate and getting cup checked
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I wear a cup for base/softball for a reason
Matthew - July 21, 2008
gratuitous cleavage shot
FrayLo - July 21, 2008
Guy she was with = douche
Matthew - July 21, 2008
?
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
Oh hey, runners on
JI - July 21, 2008
Ichiro at bat, too selfish to help
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
What an asshole.
JI - July 21, 2008
For a foregone conclusion of a loss, this game is sure taking forever
Gomez - July 21, 2008
Ass
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I am looking forward to the college football season.
This is coming way earlier than expected.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
LOL BAD AIMER
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
HAHA HE'S HURT
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
INTANGIBLEMANIA!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
A GS here would be so rad.
JI - July 21, 2008
I hope that didn't hit him in the cancer
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I think I prefer you when you're really, tastelessly mean.
It’s your best style.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
It's bad that I don't even recognize this as being really tastelessly mean anymore
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Well, in a way it's good.
I’m glad your filter has gone out of whack, otherwise “the funny” might be blocked.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I can tell very quickly whether or not I will get along with someone
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
lol vajayjay rolf
JI - July 21, 2008
Leg cancer.
Teej - July 21, 2008
Sadly, Jonathan Papelbon will pwn Ibanez here pretty solidly.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I wasn't paying attention.
Did we just injure cancer boy?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Hit in the leg by a Bloomquist come-backer.
Too funny.
Teej - July 21, 2008
The radiation made him weak.
JI - July 21, 2008
Hilarious.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Radiation jokes are always in.
seahawksrule - July 21, 2008
AND LOOK HE'S NOT PITCHING ANYMORE
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
He's making Papelbon strand the runners
Just like he made all the doctors cure his cancer.
ubelmann - July 21, 2008
Alway fobbing the job off on the working man, eh?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
What a lazy motherfucker
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
Sorry, dude, got a little excited.
Teej - July 21, 2008
This is the most under appreciated jpeg in LL history.
JI - July 21, 2008
It makes zero sense, so I guess that's understandable.
I, however, love it.
Teej - July 21, 2008
THEY HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACES
JI - July 21, 2008
Well obviously. That's why I laugh.
I’m just saying it has no frame of reference. I guess this is LL, so that could apply to a shitload of things.
Never mind.
Teej - July 21, 2008
It's a comparison of the two facial expressions.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Who is the other guy?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Papelbon.
JI - July 21, 2008
Ha ha. Seriously though, who is the OTHER guy?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Matt Stone.
JI - July 21, 2008
Seriously? Wow, must be an old photo.
What is it from?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Orgazmo.
JI - July 21, 2008
Worth seeing? I enjoyed Cannibal! The Musical.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Definitely worth seeing.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I thought it was better than Cannibal.
JI - July 21, 2008
Whoa there
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
To be fair, I've seen Cannibal! once
and I grew up on Orgazmo.
JI - July 21, 2008
Cannibal and Idiocracy are two films that I only saw because LL guided me to them.
I enjoyed Cannibal well enough, but Idiocracy has become a massive touchstone for my girlfriend and I. I even showed her various references to it here on LL’s gamethreads and she laughed all over again.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I must be missing something.
JI - July 21, 2008
Why come you don't got no tattoo?
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Idiocracy has much broader appeal
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
She hasn't seen Cannibal yet. I think she'd like it.
She’s a big fan of South Park, at the very least.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I have to be very careful with the people to whom I recommend Cannibal!.
I find it either cements or destroys a good friendship.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
It's not that bad.
JI - July 21, 2008
Many people disagree
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Oh?
JI - July 21, 2008
Some people just don't like black humor at all
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
I can't imagine being friends with those people.
JI - July 21, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Not gonna happen.
JI - July 21, 2008
STAB STAB STAB STAB
......STAB!!!!!!!
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
So if I went to go this movie in West Philly
would I ever get to hear any of the dialogue?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
.
Teej - July 21, 2008
I thank god that the Tyler Perry phenomenon has completely flown over me.
Never seen a single thing he’s ever done. From what little I’ve read it sounds intolerable.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Excellent
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
People that don't like aren't good friends
Matthew - July 21, 2008
^ it
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Cannibal! and Critter Christmas play critical roles in my life
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I have a natural affinity for low-budget cheesy movies (see: MST3K)
When they’re also actually fucking hilarious it’s a great bonus.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
I hate serious musicals
but love cheesy musicals with catchy whimsical songs.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
There is exactly one serious musical that I really enjoy
My Fair Lady. Every single other one can go to hell.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Completely agree
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
It has it's moments
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
SexyBaek is better.
JI - July 21, 2008
I miss you :(
BrianL - July 21, 2008
He and Felix have more homers than our starting 1b.
JI - July 21, 2008
Starting 1B+DH.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
His tRA with San Diego is 3.52
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Sexy.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Actually that figure is outdated but whatever
the point is, he’s good.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
buh?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Just kidding, am stupid
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
That's good?
JI - July 21, 2008
Baek comes with a terrible curse...
eponymous_coward - July 21, 2008
ahahahahahahahaha
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Why did they bring their closer in before the ninth?
JI - July 21, 2008
NOT SQUINTY APPROVED
BrianL - July 21, 2008
dahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Massive Damage....
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
HALLELUJAH WE SUCK.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
Here comes at least 4 more runs
seahawksrule - July 21, 2008
HEY BATISTA SUCK DEMOTION
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Bwahahahahaha
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Batista in
Blowout On.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
Aw sweet, some Beluga Tits action.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
It's not pine tar, it's hash.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
Rizzs keeps calling Niehaus "David"
Radio about to go off.
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I know it's wrong
but I think Rizzs is pretty decent on radio.
JI - July 21, 2008
I hate him for the times you hear the crowd roar as he's doing some intro and then he just transitions into a
super excited call like he’s calling it live instead of 30 seconds after it actually happened.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Yeah
i think he’s terrible on tv, but if he sticks to play by play he’s above average.
JI - July 21, 2008
He's more of a shill than a play-by-play man
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I'm still mad that Rizzs tried to channel Dave on Raul's grand slam over the weekend.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Well if that isn't the Great Humiliator...
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
GODDAMMIT GAME BE OVER
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I had a really nice day today
Even had a good sandwich for lunch. But this game has left me completely demoralized and mopey.
Also: Youkilis’ right hand annoys me.
yuniform - July 21, 2008
Was it a Cuban sandwich?
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Nah, but Paseo's got them good
Just turkey and roasted tomato.
yuniform - July 21, 2008
JI - July 21, 2008
Perhaps a 'shop is in order, a stretch yuni/loafie cycle.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
Photoshops are bad when requested
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Requesting a gif is worse.
JI - July 21, 2008
It ruins the surprise
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
bwhahahaha
JI - July 21, 2008
I do my own shops, think you very much.
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
*thank
RafaelCarmona22 - July 21, 2008
I'm almost excited when Tits gives up a hit because it means he threw a pitch somewhere near the strike zone.
Teej - July 21, 2008
I like his lineouts
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Piniero gets the opposition to aim their lineouts at the fielders.
JI - July 21, 2008
Would Youkilis be fun to drink with?
seahawksrule - July 21, 2008
Only if he was drinking turpentine.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
Just put iocane powder in his drink
Matthew - July 21, 2008
He might have lived in Australia
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Remember when Tits was our closer?
Good times, good times.
esoteric - July 21, 2008
That parade was awful.
JI - July 21, 2008
So it may be LATE but K-Rod's going after Bobby Thigpen's saves record
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I bet he gets there, he only needs 18.
JI - July 21, 2008
I'll always remember Bobby Thigpen.
Just like I’ll always remember Lee Smith.
yuniform - July 21, 2008
Lee Smith was actually good.
JI - July 21, 2008
I hope his elbow explodes on an 0-2 pitch with two outs in the ninth inning while going for #57.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
I want him to re-sign first.
Matthew - July 21, 2008
Sean Green's arm will fall of first.
yuniform - July 21, 2008
I bought Katamari Damacy today
What the fuck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
What the hell possessed you to do that?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
It's amazingly amazing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Peyote.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
This would explain a lot of things actually
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
Those Katamari games are sweet
My brother had one and I played it for hours
Gomez - July 21, 2008
I tried to play it, but it was too out there for me.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
The first time I tried to play it I couldn't get past the intro without crying laughing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
I mean,
Jesus
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Mushrooms and snowflakes play a might big role in that, don't they.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
If I could make gifs I'd make about 1000 just from that clip
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
What. The. Fuck.
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
WTF?!
What is the goal of that game?
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
Collect things on your katamari (ball) by rolling over them and get your ball to a specified size. Once the timer runs out
the king of all Cosmos takes it from you and places it into the sky as a star to replace the ones he destroyed
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Hilarious.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
I downloaded the demo and just stared in disbelief. There's something I'm missing.
Teej - July 21, 2008
Hey look, a retarded off!
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
http://www.outsports.com/baseball/2007/youkilis0615.htm
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Awesome.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
You didn't just find out about this did you?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
No
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I did.
Teej - July 21, 2008
LATE
JI - July 21, 2008
Oh my goodness that is hilarious.
Teej - July 21, 2008
Excellent
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Well shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
We lose?
JI - July 21, 2008
Bwuah?
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Knowing this team they'll offer Washburn an extension now
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
I'd enjoy it
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I finally got that noodle out of my keyboard.
JI - July 21, 2008
Did you use a magnet like I suggested?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I waited for it to get hard then I pulled it out.
JI - July 21, 2008
Heyooooo.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
Ugh
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2008
JUST LIKE AT THE MOVIE THEATER!!
Matthew - July 21, 2008
I was hoping some moron would take the bait.
JI - July 21, 2008
I was hoping you would take your own bait
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
I was worried that I would.
JI - July 21, 2008
I'm hoping this is a masturbation metaphor in response to an intercouse metaphor
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
What if it wasn't an intercourse metaphor?
JI - July 21, 2008
I'm almost positive it was
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
How positive?
Matthew - July 21, 2008
As positive as a proton!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
God damn it
Rimshot
OlSalty - July 21, 2008
You're welcome.
BrianL - July 21, 2008
You would not believe all the hair that falls into a keyboard.
JI - July 21, 2008
How long did this take?
Wasn’t this like a month ago?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 22, 2008
I needed something to take my mind off the game(s).
JI - July 22, 2008
The Rangers are in 2nd place?
Holy crap.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2008
Being an A's fan must be so very fulfilling
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
More fulfilling than this.
JI - July 21, 2008
I can't tell if I was being sarcastic or not
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2008
Neither can I.
JI - July 21, 2008
Adam Jones hit a homerun
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 21, 2008
Screw the Cowboys.
Wilder. - July 21, 2008
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