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7/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2

If Jarrod Washburn hasn't been traded by the ninth inning, Lee, you have failed as as general manager.

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I declare this thread

The Thread of Katal!

So LaHair better enjoy this season and invest his big league paycheck wisely

cuz’ he ain’t gonna’ be around for too long.

I disapprove of you closing comments on old game threads.
I don't like following two threads at once
I've found the old one will wear itself out within 10 minutes or so anyways

but it’s better the death be natural than forced.

I'm training myself to kill
Cats are a good starting point
Been done
You can be like Dexter.

Suppress your desire to kill by killing animals. Then find a way to kill for the benefit of society.

Do you have the license?
Faggot I'm the mayor of licenses
Hey look, our innings are shorter than their innings
Fuck you and your closing threads.

I had a good joke for once.

Good humor can always create new jokes
I don't have that.

I have to rely on pure dumb luck.

Come on, Clement

You’re better than that.

Five pitches.

Jarrod Washburn just threw 31.

yeah! they need to get this crap over with faster.
I was excited this morning

When Steve Kelly went off on Yuni for swinging at all but one of his pitches in yesterday’s game.

Goddamn this fucking team
God this game is even more pathetic than this year's E3.
Nintendo pathetic or merely Microsoft pathetic?
Nintendo pathetic.

Microsoft > Sony > Nintendo.

zomg! no politics.
But, the new Wiimote expander!!!

And no, it doesn’t mean that we could have made the first one better…

RIZZS ON RADIO FOR LATER INNINGS NOOOOOOOOOO
FEEL OUR PAIN
Hey sweet, Jarrod's at 100 pitches and Manny Ramirez is up.

Let’s watch shall we?

That ended better than I was expecting.
Not nearly spectacular enough.
1400 is smoking your SATs?
It isn't bad
for an athlete, especially
Clearly not

I’m just questioning the “smoking”

Shit then I smoked mine while half asleep
I'll bet Josh Hamilton smoked his SATs
Was he an addict yet?

Rec’d if so.

He never went to college and talked like an idiot. You decide
He talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.
It's OK, my wife was tarded

She’s a pilot now

New SAT or old SAT?

I’m not paying attention.

I assume old

unless Mike Lowell took the SATs in the last five years for fun.

that would have been about 1999? maybe
I meant like 89
Boston has a better team OPS without Ortiz than with him
are they talking about SAT scores? ... talk about bottom of barrel to find something positive
So for some odd reason I'm getting FSN Arizona on DirectTv, so I have the Dbacks on channel 686 and the M;s on 687.
Youkilis's face looks like a butt.
Does the low strike exist today?
O GOD TRADE TRADE TRADE
NOT TO ST LOUIS
RASMUSRASMUSRASMUS

"IEEEEEEEEEEEE STAB STAB STAB"
I have to say that when the Moose came near me I was frightened.
Jared Washburn's facial hair makes me sad
TRADE HIM BEFORE THESE INHERITED RUNNERS SCORE
ha

My girlfriend: Whoa! (Washburn) just said fuck!

I bet Washburn is pitching hurt
He's a warrior!
maybe he needs a Silva Hamburger
Doogie Houser is telling me to buy Old Spice again.
NPH wouldn't do that.
What's wrong with Old Spice?
NPH is devious!
I'm glad Washburn's out

I’m sure Mark Lowell do better

Coco's stance is slanty
It must be terrifying pitching to him

I bet he just grins until you shit your pants

like a chinaman
What's worse than a Mexican?

A: A chinaman!

Stop with the Mexican jokes

BrianL might get offended

I'M HALF-CAMBODIAN YOU FUCKTARD

I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE TO THAT GODDAMN CUSTOMER

If only Graham were here to tell his offensive joke.
The greatest thing Graham has ever said

was about how awful a driver his mother is.

I don't know.

This is a pretty funny joke.

Instant message me this joke
Liftoff in 10... 9... 8....
Mark must be feeling pretty Lowe right about now
God shutup Blowers, the Angels are not the best team in baseball.
Mark Lowe has awesome control.
This game would be better if it were hockey
wrong
Cram a bastard in it you crap
This is a baseball board.
Can we stop talking about the Rays already!?
I don't miss him
I try to talk about the Cards as little as humanly possible.
I can't even remember who that was.
ASUBoyd IIRC
Ah right.

Jesus that bastard was annoying.

He was every douche I've ever met all rolled into one screenname.
All he needed was a pair of big, ugly sunglasses and a Red Sox cap.
Meh.

I dislike Terry more. He’s an even more self-righteous AK, minus the lists..

I just learned what this arcoynam means
That explains the spelling.
I was in 'nam.

fail
Que?

damn anti-hotlinkers.

IIRC is an initialism, not an acronym.

/nerd

We are reaching whole new levels of grammar fascism
It's an important distinction.
I do it mostly to make fun of myself.
You mean accuracy
Varitek grand slam coming right here.
Damn. I was sort of hoping.
Hey hey hey

Like being Lowe!

Mark Lowe looks more Australian than RRS

this must be a point of divisiveness in the clubhouse.

RRS looks pretty Australian, though.

You have to hand it to him.

Oh, wow.

Didn’t expect that.

Trade value preserved!
I just realized that as bad as Izturis has been

Betancourt is much much much worse.

And sillier which I hear is a positive thing for some GMS
I would value his whimsy

I don't know which expression I find worse
This is a perfect gif.
Definitely Yuni.
Yuni looks fat...
It's the billowing
Double dipping of Rally Fry girls?
I approve?
Rizzs got all misty eyed talking about the old one's internship ending yesterday.
D'awwww.
More like d'ewwwww.
He's apparently got a bit of the ol' Bert Blyleven in him.
But Rizzs doesn't have cancer to use as an excuse.
Brett needs to start bringing rally fry signs
I hooked Corco up with Brett's number

Greatest Safeco ield Duo of all time?

They can buy each other beer!

Oh wait.

I wonder which ten Brett and Corco won't be getting with
All of them
Have I mentioned how much I love LL: Days of Our Lives?
Like sand through the hourglass...
It sure is awesome, isn't it?
I'm sorry

I should have saved it for the flags.

I wasn't being sarcastic.

I really do enjoy it.

How’s your carrot?

I looking for a way to serve it Aussie.
He's not coming up from Tacoma to drink.
We are still closer to him than Jeff is.
I have already been in heaven
Ms Jeff will be the one that pays for your infidelity that night
She knows of you and how pathetic you are
I am really as desperate and nerdy as I act,
That's what she has been led to believe
Don't worry its endearing at first.
Should could break you
This comment makes sense
I thought it did.
Just not Heaven Down Under
I enjoy the snippets of Matthew's journal we get.

Monday July 21st, 2008

I had an eggplant salad for lunch today with a can of Coke. It wasn’t the best lunch, but it sufficed. After lunch I’ll be calculating the distances of various routes I can take home, I can hardly wait.

Wrong.

I dislike eggplant except in parmesan form.

And you take the longest possible route when drunk
I enjoy walking.
I hate it when I miss an episode.
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FIVE.
OPPS CAPS LOCK WAs on.
He already had it from when I phone jihaded him awhile back
Which should I watch? This game or a tape of GAMERA VS. GUIRON as done by MST3K?

Understand I’m going to be up all night studying Illinois Civil Procedure.

Where in IL are you?
Chicago
You ever been the northern suburbs. Glenview-area?
Sure, why?
Might be moving there.

Thoughts?

Suburbs of Chicago are boring, but pleasant enough I suppose. My GF hails from the NW burbs

Living in the city (specifically Wicker Park or Ukrainian Village) is much more exciting.

I bet, but I'm not sure it's worthwhile to live in the city if I have to commute to northern glenview each day.
Ah, that clarifies things.

In that case, you’ll be alright. If you’re not familiar with Chicago, it’s pretty much the most kickass city in America. It’s got the best architecture/skyline of any city, and all the ethnic/musical/food/music variety of NYC at half the price.

I've only driven through it once. Seemed nice.

But to above, if I’m working up north, does it make sense to live in the city or to live near work and commute when I feel like going to the city?

I'm not sure how far north Glenview is.

But when I lived there last fall, it took forever to get up to Evanston by train, or T or whatever they call it. There’s always construction going on, though I suppose it should be done sometime there. There was also a budget crisis every few months where they’d threaten to cut off routes, but get saved during the 11th hour by something.

Depends on what your job is and what you want out of life.

If you’re working the sorts of hours I will be as a lawyer, you’d want to live as close to work as possible until family considerations make that impossible. On the other hand, if you have more leisurely hours, it can be worth it to live in the city. That’s where ALL the real action is. If you like going out at all, you want to be in the city.

Thanks. Exactly the sort of info I was looking for.

I won’t be taking the job if it requires lawyer-hours.

Also, get ready for a shitty, shitty commute if you work in the city.
MST3K Reunion at comicon! in San diego!
Fuck Comicon.

PAX is where it’s at.

Lame

Comicon is pimp shit.

Wait, seriously?
Yes, sir. That and the adult swim stuff will make it a worthwhile event.
Fuck fuck fuck.
yeah

On the panel will be: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Frank Conniff, Bill Corbett, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Bridget Nelson, Mike Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein. Wow.

The moderator will be Patton Oswalt.

Way to not live here stupid
Not like you're going or anything.
I go to good things
I got the fuck sunburnt out of me during the third inning on Saturday.
I have text messages from the sour fest that indicate otherwise.
So I guess you'll be there after all.

Note: if you say anything bad about MST3K I swear to god I will somehow find a way to ban you from your own site.

Why would I do that?
You sort of implied it wasn't good with the "I go to good things" line.

I dunno, I’m a little paranoid right now.

Hey man, lay off the pipe.
I love MST3K but would be willing to spend exactly zero seconds with the people at ComicCon
I really want to go once

in the sort of way you want to go to Chernobyl.

No, because Chernobyl will be awesome
ComicCon : social tourism

::

Chernobyl : ecological/historical tourism

Yours would be infinity times more unbearable, toxic
I'd wear one of these:

People would think you're just in costume
I can respect this logic.

I feel the same way. If I ever went to one of these things, I would make sure to never engage anyone in conversation.

And it sold out last week.

I guess this is the first year they’re not offering walk-up tickets.

I’ve never been, but every year I think I might take a peek.

I'd be willing to spend -10 seconds with the people at AnthroCon
Oh god, I can tell from the name...that's a Furry convention, right?
Even worse, that is in Shitsburgh

fucking furries.

Yup. The WHOLE CAST. From EVERY era. Joel, Mike, Trace, Josh, AND Jim Mallon, plus a host of others.

It’ll be badass. I almost wish I could be there. ALMOST. I’m not really that much of a nerd.

Goddammit we've turned Lester into Cliff Lee.
That was the tumor
JON LESTER HAS LESS THAN HALF OF WASHBURN'S PITCH COUNT
And more than double his ability to survive cancer
Cancer would dramatically reduce Jarrod's trade value
but he'll come back and throw no-hitters for you!
Or he'll just die!

Win/win

What did I miss while I was in the corner counting to 10?
That little white dude is more athletic than you, Yuni
I'm not gonna post it.
I will.

Brats bimsby

It doesn’t make sense but that’s what I’m getting

Six in a row

LESTER FOR CY YOUNG???

Oh Mags

You’re a beautiful speaker

It's like, technically, we're only down by 2

yet how insurmountable that is.

It's like 2005 all over again!
It's like 2008 all over again.
or, you know, earlier this year.
This whole year has been very much like 2005 all over again
With the exception of 12 glorious days

2005 was the worst season ever.

What about '04?
04 was quite enjoyable

Ichiro, Edgar, Bucky, Bobby, Hope of a better tomorrow

::sobs::

Bobby I loved you so much! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?

1996
2003
2003 >>> 2002
Wrong
Still bitter over the Cubs that year?
There was a 5 games series at the beginning of September

that paralelled the Mariners collaspe.

I don't even remember the collapse in 2003
Fuck Jeff Manto
Wasn't 2003 the year of Giovanni Cabrera?
Lopez will save the day
I'm cool if Pedroia doesn't regress until October
Fail, thy name is Arizona.
Ichiro + Beltre for GG
Gary Glover?

Hell no.

But they're both overpaid!
Strasburg Strasburg Strasburg!
Dude

Gio Gonzalez

Lowrie/Ellsbury/Pedroia

This is the most 3 Doors Down lineup of all time.

Randy Johnson-Win # 291.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, CUBS FANS?
Closing for the Cardinals.
It's only two runs! We can do this!
I had Lopez's glove when I was a little kid.
Fuck this shit, we're not coming back from 2 down.

And TWPIB’s teeth are annoyingly white.

Whooo drunk college kids who are on their phone
Now keep Raul on base until the Clement FB
Poor Beltre
Only 69 pitches through 6.1 IP

Screw you, M’s.

bwhahahaha
We still won't score
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
Where is this from again?
last year's playoffs.
I remember it very clearly (the announcer saying it), but I can't quite remember the situation

Save that it was ridiculously over-optimistic.

It was like 7-2 indians in the 8th inning and Derek Jeter singled with 1 out.
I thought it was 5-2 in the third inning.
It happened more than once, but I clearly remember it being late in the game and a more lopsided score.
I think there were two outs though.
1 rec from each of us to the person who goes through the archives and finds the correct situation.
Reviewing that series, I now have no idea when it happened.
I'm sure some one commented on it.
They start "A October" Ads today!
Already saw one a week+ ago.

It seems my only memory of last year's postseason is Dane Cook.
`

Oh god, THAT guy.

Who the fuck IS that guy? “Pa-u-say.”

Yeah, he's not funny.
Frank Caliendo

Hate him….so much….

Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett Farve Brett...
At least there's no Dane Cook this time.

At least so far.

I guarantee you Lowrie owns an A&F franchise
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT PINCH HIT
Who should PH for him?

Kenji? Vidro?

Wlad?
In a better world, yeah
I just thought of our bench and I was struck blind.

Thanks for nothing, asshole.

Well, now you can be the male Maggie Lizer.
NOISE NOISE NOISE NOISE
So using Miguel Cairo as a DH is a bad idea.
I love that we're in this situation and don't care anymore
Added to the list.
I'm going to publish that list in three separate volumes
I've retained Morgan Freeman to do the audio version.
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life story.
I want Morgan Freeman to read me the ingredients on a box of Bisquick
That would make for the best day ever.
Especially since it hints at the making of pancakes
Breakfast with Morgan.

I want this to be America’s next great morning talk show.

Morgan Freeman makes a great white noise for problem sleepers
I'd never get out of bed if that show was on.
Fuck Folgers.

Morgan should be the best part of waking up.

Pancakes are but the bastard flat children of waffles.
Waffles trap needless cholesterol
needless?
Living longer = more breakfasts consumed
I've never seen you make a health-conscious statement before.
I'm growing up
Girlfriend influence.
I almost order a stuffed crust pizza but it was 13 bucks before tips and taxes
Morgan Freeman has two roles, the wise mentor/advisor and the wise criminal

Yet he plays them so well it doesn’t matter

The more you talk about his cancer, the more I belittle it
Hmmm...

We need hitters something terrible.

OH GOODIE
OH HELL NO

FUCK YOU MARINERS
FUCK YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Vidro

Wheee surprise Vidro
Vidro pinch hitting for LaHair

STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
BURRRRRRRRRRRRG

I'm rooting for an out here

Ya’ll can figure out why.

Thank god we put some POWER into the lineup here.
Not to worry, Vidro is outhomering Ben Zobrist by one
His doucle on Saturday is out in Houston.
Mariners about to score?

Fear not, for vidro and Cairo are here to save boston’s day

CAREER +.300 HITTER.....
Fatty fat fat fat
WALK INTO THAT YOU FAT FUCK
Just fucking take
A maple shard to the temple is too much to ask for I guess
GOOD

Eat a dick, Vidro.

He actually hit it pretty hard.
Considering where that pitch was

most of the lineup sends that into the upper seats

Boston's lineup...

not our anti-slugging lineup…

Christ on a Cracker we are bad at baseball.
At least we are family friendly!
Vidro wants to be a home run hitter

but Vidro is not a home run hitter

I want to be a beautiful butterfly

But I am not a beautiful butterfly.

He could be a home run hitter

in LL Softball

But we could also retrieve it and throw him out

before he’d reach home.

One day people will value defense.

I hope I am alive to see it.

People or people in Seattle?
People.

I know Seattle is a lost cause.

Like the guy who thought Bloomquist was a "great little player" but heckled Beltre?
The entire staff of that godawful Kitsap newspaper?
Imagine if we hadn't signed Beltre
We would have resigned in Jeff Cirillo when he fell back into the FA pool.
Dear Beltre

There’s no point in making plays like that. It’s not gonna matter.

Still, Nice one.

Take that Assface.
At least if Vidro plays the field the odds are greater that he blows out a knee or tears a hamstring.
Lowe would be so awesome if he could pitch.
For Red Sox games, they should slash the price of Diamond Club tickets and take down the protective net
What I'm getting at is that I would like for several of their fans to be injured or made dead
I can take care of this post-game with a 5-iron.
I thought it was obvious.
thank you Blowers for that stunning explanation
but then fans might get hit with foul balls...

do you really want a bunch of foul balls slapping the faces of Red Sox fans?

I personally hope it goes for the chest-cavity.

A much more slow, painful death. Rib puncturing heart and all.

Turning Varitek around is stupid.
They should try turning him right round.
Baby
I wonder how much is park effects.
right round
Especially since he already hit a homerun from the right side.
So are we gonna have an open "Dave inducted in the HOF" thread?
Presumably

so help me God if that thing goes off topic.

I will be there to banhammer.
Good game

Not really.

And that's my que to exit.
Well it's X-Files time.
Not until Friday.
I'm making my way through the series for the first time...
Self-note: add to netflix queue
TNT, Scifi
I like to own
Cheater.
Yeah I torrented the entire series.

God bless my FiOS connection.

Great show.

My favorite hour long show of all time, and I HATE Sci Fi type of stuff.

Season 4, episode 3 "Home"

That is one of the freakiest, wrongest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.

Banned from tv!
FOX only aired it once after the original showing, I hear.
I watched Humbug when it first aired.

I’ve steadfastly refused to ever see it again.

Oh?

Jog my memory.

`

Humbug

I actually found this episode to be rather funny.
It's less funny when you're 9.
This is true.
I don't know if I've seen that one.
Don't bother protesting, SAS

you don’t want to go to any of these teams.

Turning the game off to watch my Mad Men dvd
Turning the game thread back on after having watched Dr. Horrible for the twentieth time
so...damn...catchy
I'm protesting Mad Men because of The Wire being hosed again.

But I hear it’s quite good.

This is my first time watching

Aaaand, it just started.

fuck the WNBA.

I hope they show more hockey games locally with the Sonics gone.

Jacoby Ellsbury is batting .262
He got me a free taco once. Did you hear about that?
I had to work. >:(
That must have been a busy day for you

Did they at least let you take home the extra tacos?

Someone here explained to me that with the money I made working I could buy several tacos.
no big loss. JitB free taco day FTW
I hope it matches up with free Dr. Pepper day

for when Chinese Democracy comes out this year.

The man gives tacos to bums, though

Put that on the plaque!

I'm going to laugh when he beats out Longoria for the ROY.

And by laugh I mean cry.

I'm going to laugh when Longoria beats him out for the division
And by laugh you mean post another picture recap thread so we can clearly see your joy?
I think I have learned my lesson about that
God damn LFOJL.
We're bored with Jeffshops.
One shall forever live in infamy
JI goaded him into it.

?

Should have gone with the clown.
Though that is Willits' hat.
Awwww....

Will you do it if they win the World Series?

As per a long-standing vow I will be too busy streaking
Pics or it didn't...

On second thought…

Thanks to LL softball day with Red and Jeff

I’ve learned that fouling a ball of your foot is really quite painful and doesn’t heal quickly.

Fouling a pitch off your foot in softball is possible?
You'd be surprised
I am.

In my 4 years of intramural softball, I have never seen someone foul a ball off their foot.Q

I had forgotten that it was with a baseball
My toe is still partly blue/black

That was over a month ago.

You hit too hard
That's what she said.

And that’s why I spent a month in jail.

I don't like when a mod does something boxable
You know you wanna.
I'd rather not establish precedent
You'll win on appeal.
I figured it was marginally acceptable since I used it as a leeway to make a related joke.
Violence against women is always a recipe for a soft landing.
Yes, that's definitely what I said.
hit with baseballs afterwards.
I ruined a $200 softball bat hitting with baseballs.
Try bouncing one off the plate and getting cup checked
I wear a cup for base/softball for a reason
gratuitous cleavage shot
Oh hey, runners on
Ichiro at bat, too selfish to help
What an asshole.
For a foregone conclusion of a loss, this game is sure taking forever
I am looking forward to the college football season.

This is coming way earlier than expected.

INTANGIBLEMANIA!
A GS here would be so rad.
I hope that didn't hit him in the cancer
I think I prefer you when you're really, tastelessly mean.

It’s your best style.

It's bad that I don't even recognize this as being really tastelessly mean anymore
Well, in a way it's good.

I’m glad your filter has gone out of whack, otherwise “the funny” might be blocked.

I can tell very quickly whether or not I will get along with someone
lol vajayjay rolf
Leg cancer.
Sadly, Jonathan Papelbon will pwn Ibanez here pretty solidly.
I wasn't paying attention.

Did we just injure cancer boy?

Hit in the leg by a Bloomquist come-backer.

Too funny.

The radiation made him weak.
Hilarious.
Radiation jokes are always in.
AND LOOK HE'S NOT PITCHING ANYMORE
He's making Papelbon strand the runners

Just like he made all the doctors cure his cancer.

Alway fobbing the job off on the working man, eh?
What a lazy motherfucker

Sorry, dude, got a little excited.
This is the most under appreciated jpeg in LL history.
It makes zero sense, so I guess that's understandable.

I, however, love it.

THEY HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACES
Well obviously. That's why I laugh.

I’m just saying it has no frame of reference. I guess this is LL, so that could apply to a shitload of things.

Never mind.

It's a comparison of the two facial expressions.
Who is the other guy?
Papelbon.
Ha ha. Seriously though, who is the OTHER guy?
Matt Stone.
Seriously? Wow, must be an old photo.

What is it from?

Orgazmo.
Worth seeing? I enjoyed Cannibal! The Musical.
Definitely worth seeing.
I thought it was better than Cannibal.
Whoa there
To be fair, I've seen Cannibal! once

and I grew up on Orgazmo.

Cannibal and Idiocracy are two films that I only saw because LL guided me to them.

I enjoyed Cannibal well enough, but Idiocracy has become a massive touchstone for my girlfriend and I. I even showed her various references to it here on LL’s gamethreads and she laughed all over again.

I must be missing something.
Why come you don't got no tattoo?
Idiocracy has much broader appeal
She hasn't seen Cannibal yet. I think she'd like it.

She’s a big fan of South Park, at the very least.

I have to be very careful with the people to whom I recommend Cannibal!.

I find it either cements or destroys a good friendship.

It's not that bad.
Many people disagree
Oh?
Some people just don't like black humor at all
I can't imagine being friends with those people.

Not gonna happen.
STAB STAB STAB STAB

......STAB!!!!!!!

So if I went to go this movie in West Philly

would I ever get to hear any of the dialogue?

.

I thank god that the Tyler Perry phenomenon has completely flown over me.

Never seen a single thing he’s ever done. From what little I’ve read it sounds intolerable.

People that don't like aren't good friends
Cannibal! and Critter Christmas play critical roles in my life
I have a natural affinity for low-budget cheesy movies (see: MST3K)

When they’re also actually fucking hilarious it’s a great bonus.

I hate serious musicals

but love cheesy musicals with catchy whimsical songs.

There is exactly one serious musical that I really enjoy

My Fair Lady. Every single other one can go to hell.

It has it's moments

SexyBaek is better.
I miss you :(
He and Felix have more homers than our starting 1b.
His tRA with San Diego is 3.52
Sexy.
Actually that figure is outdated but whatever

the point is, he’s good.

That's good?
Baek comes with a terrible curse...
ahahahahahahahaha
Why did they bring their closer in before the ninth?
NOT SQUINTY APPROVED
Massive Damage....
HALLELUJAH WE SUCK.
Here comes at least 4 more runs
HEY BATISTA SUCK DEMOTION
Bwahahahahaha
Batista in

Blowout On.

Aw sweet, some Beluga Tits action.
It's not pine tar, it's hash.
Rizzs keeps calling Niehaus "David"

Radio about to go off.

I know it's wrong

but I think Rizzs is pretty decent on radio.

I hate him for the times you hear the crowd roar as he's doing some intro and then he just transitions into a

super excited call like he’s calling it live instead of 30 seconds after it actually happened.

Yeah

i think he’s terrible on tv, but if he sticks to play by play he’s above average.

He's more of a shill than a play-by-play man
I'm still mad that Rizzs tried to channel Dave on Raul's grand slam over the weekend.
Well if that isn't the Great Humiliator...
GODDAMMIT GAME BE OVER
I had a really nice day today

Even had a good sandwich for lunch. But this game has left me completely demoralized and mopey.
Also: Youkilis’ right hand annoys me.

Was it a Cuban sandwich?
Nah, but Paseo's got them good

Just turkey and roasted tomato.

Perhaps a 'shop is in order, a stretch yuni/loafie cycle.
Photoshops are bad when requested
Requesting a gif is worse.
It ruins the surprise

bwhahahaha
I do my own shops, think you very much.
I'm almost excited when Tits gives up a hit because it means he threw a pitch somewhere near the strike zone.
I like his lineouts
Piniero gets the opposition to aim their lineouts at the fielders.
Would Youkilis be fun to drink with?
Only if he was drinking turpentine.
Just put iocane powder in his drink
He might have lived in Australia
Remember when Tits was our closer?

Good times, good times.

That parade was awful.
So it may be LATE but K-Rod's going after Bobby Thigpen's saves record
I bet he gets there, he only needs 18.
I'll always remember Bobby Thigpen.

Just like I’ll always remember Lee Smith.

Lee Smith was actually good.
I hope his elbow explodes on an 0-2 pitch with two outs in the ninth inning while going for #57.
I want him to re-sign first.
Sean Green's arm will fall of first.
I bought Katamari Damacy today

What the fuck

What the hell possessed you to do that?
It's amazingly amazing
Peyote.
This would explain a lot of things actually
Those Katamari games are sweet

My brother had one and I played it for hours

I tried to play it, but it was too out there for me.
The first time I tried to play it I couldn't get past the intro without crying laughing
I mean,

Jesus

Mushrooms and snowflakes play a might big role in that, don't they.
If I could make gifs I'd make about 1000 just from that clip
What. The. Fuck.
WTF?!

What is the goal of that game?

Collect things on your katamari (ball) by rolling over them and get your ball to a specified size. Once the timer runs out

the king of all Cosmos takes it from you and places it into the sky as a star to replace the ones he destroyed

I downloaded the demo and just stared in disbelief. There's something I'm missing.
Hey look, a retarded off!
Knowing this team they'll offer Washburn an extension now
I finally got that noodle out of my keyboard.
Did you use a magnet like I suggested?
I waited for it to get hard then I pulled it out.
JUST LIKE AT THE MOVIE THEATER!!
I was hoping some moron would take the bait.
I was hoping you would take your own bait
I was worried that I would.
I'm hoping this is a masturbation metaphor in response to an intercouse metaphor
What if it wasn't an intercourse metaphor?
I'm almost positive it was
How positive?
As positive as a proton!
You would not believe all the hair that falls into a keyboard.
How long did this take?

Wasn’t this like a month ago?

I needed something to take my mind off the game(s).
The Rangers are in 2nd place?

Holy crap.

Being an A's fan must be so very fulfilling
More fulfilling than this.
I can't tell if I was being sarcastic or not
Neither can I.
Adam Jones hit a homerun
Screw the Cowboys.

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