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The Clumsy Giant Is A Gentleman And A Hero

Testify, my good man:

Yankees first baseman/DH Richie Sexson, who was a teammate of Washburn's in Seattle until earlier this month, thinks he would work out wonderfully in pinstripes. Said Sexson: "He'd be a great fit, especially in this city. I mean, he's a winner. He can take the ball anytime. He's a big-time competitor."
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"In the three years I played with him, we never scored any runs for him," Sexson said. "He should have a lot more wins."

You're doing God's work, Richie. Don't be deterred by the skeptics. You know what your team needs, and what your team needs is a big fuzzy helping of Jarrod Washburn: The Winner That Doesn't Win.

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Richie being Richie...

he’s funny.

A toast:

I think my favorite thing about this is the camera work.

When Richie collides with the pitcher, the camera rumbles with them making it seem like the entire stadium shook.

HAHAHA -- you're totally right!

That should be nominated for an emmy :-)

OH THE HUMANITY!
I love that...

Richie seems to think he has some credibility on the issue. He’s obviously the textbook example of talent.

Not everyone can be tall

don’t sell Richie short! (pun not intended)

I love that he thinks he knows what it takes to play in New York even though he hasn't been there two weeks
In New York, Sexson said, you need a fierce competitor, and Washburn fits that description.

As opposed to places like Milwaukee and Florida, where you need someone more carefree and acquiescent.

That's probably what he thought about Seattle too
As opposed to places like Milwaukee and Florida, where you need someone more carefree and acquiescent.

until we started booing him at home

Next to Philadelphia

I can’t imagine winding up in a worse city if you’re particularly sensitive to crowd disapproval.

NYC is worse.

It doesn’t really make sense, but the best fans in Philly are the baseball ones.

In contrast, I was at the first Sexson game @ Yankee stadium, and they started booing as his name was called for the first time.

Richie Sexson = Gives 110% to trying
Haha

“In the three years I played with him, we never scored any runs for him,” Sexson said. “He should have a lot more wins.”

Yeah, whatever happened to scoring those runs, Richie? It wasn’t entirely your fault, but you a major contributor to the problem.

Technically it was only his fault last year and this year.

He was still alright back in 2006.

LATE

Linky

Don't make Jeff declare eminent domain on your ass!
BRING IT ON

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*(please don’t)

J/M - gut feel/inside info/whatever - Jarrod Washburn will be a member of the Seattle Mariners on Friday morning

Y/N

If (Y) – the return will be something greater than salary relief

I'll assume you mean If (N).

Will he be a member? No.
Will we get anything? No.

not based on inside info.

Yeah, meant (N) and to add (Y/N) on the other side
Richie has been through many wars, Yankee management should listen to him.

Bring Vidro over too.

Keep Vidro, dammit
I thought this Washburn deal was done

If they’re haggling over players in return, then the deal is not done. I see no news from the media that a deal is made, and various accounts agree that the holdup is the M’s not agreeing with the Yankees’ offered return. A deal is done when both sides have agreed on terms. Sounds like someone’s source jumped the gun.

A deal is done when Washburn is wearing the same uniform as Sexson!
I don't want Sexson back
YANKEES uniform, PINSTRIPES
Good point, though...that would suck!
I like how JAC mentions that we may be trying to sweeten the deal.

RRS, Sean Green and Saunders have even been discussed. Comment #40

I know ‘discussed’ is just that, but why the hell would we even get to that point that other names come up. Good God.

There's my point

If the deal is done, what’s to discuss? The deal clearly is not done.

This is the most productive Richie Sexson

has been for the Mariners in 2 years.

Anyone have a screenshot of Richie's cell phone?
A report in the New York Daily News said former Mariners first baseman Richie Sexson has been texting messages back and forth in recent days with Washburn
That's absolutely adorable.

Now if he does it while drunk, that’s even better.

Wow I love it when news companies go crazy over texting celebrities

Like it’s some big deal.

Seriously, youre only embarassing yourself. Everyone thinks youre a jackass. Texting means nothing, this isnt the 90s or something.

Oh yeah, thats not directed at anyone here

Just the Daily News. I know it kind of looks like im talking to seattlebruin, but Im innocent I tell you!

It's OK, I flagged you anyway, jerk!

j/k

Noooooooooooooooo...

(gets banned from entire internet, ceases to exist)

Yeah but there's still that funny image of

Sexson texting Wash “g2g practice ttyl”

And Wash responding “k douche”

Flagged for lack of "bone her?" after Madonna was mentioned
Thought about that, then vomitted.
It would have been funnier with Buhner, anyway.
Cue Paul posting his Buhner grab-ass photo in 5... 4... 3....
Woo!

Dammit, not that one…

That Paul guy is a sham.

Rumor has it all of his photos were actually taken by Geoff Baker on his cell phone.

As funny as the dugout has become.
Thanks.

My parents tell me I’m worthless too. God bless my photoshop skills for making lives better. I hope your day was infinitely improved due to my incredible post.

I'll rec you for the effort at least
In this case, the gun means hunting.
Sexson is the most helpful thing you have done for the M's since Sept. 2006

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