The right to fag carries with it certain well-defined duties. The senior, called fag-master, also known as the protector of his fags, is responsible for their happiness and good conduct.
Watch the Yankees/Boston game on ESPN WITH THE SOUND ON.
Simple groundball (with Crisp not running out of the box because he didn’t know where it went) to Jeter and the douchebag lauds the great play he just made!
What interests me more in the standings is the fact that the Giants are just 5 games back of Arizona.
Some small demented part of me wants them to not only win the division, but to ride that Cain and Lincecum to a World Series title. Because how hilarious would that be?
They have Dogfish Head 90-Minute at the BevMo in Mission Valley. There were two four-packs, and I left one for you. It’s hiding on the back of the shelf.
FIRST
Robert - July 6, 2008
*sigh*
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Die a thousand deaths in a thousand days of pancreatic cancer....
for using this dead meme.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
He's in the box
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
And to think he'd only just got out the box as well
Alex B - July 6, 2008
We need penalty box standings
Nick S - July 6, 2008
LFOJL wins
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
He made a Clown Jeff
Alex B - July 6, 2008
I also one upped your Riggleman o war
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I saw that
Good job
Alex B - July 6, 2008
at life
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
You made a Garza camel
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
And a Riggleman o war
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
You're beautiful
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I immediately regret opening a new thread
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
This thread has 100% less worst moment of your life
Robert - July 6, 2008
What now motherfucker
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I'm trying to find a gif this moment
Robert - July 6, 2008
Nobody cares enough
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Ichiro breaks a bat?
That’s odd.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
There seem to have been so many today
Alex B - July 6, 2008
I think I might finally get my 17 inning game
Robert - July 6, 2008
Riggleman O' War
Alex B - July 6, 2008
My favorite part is how it's repulsive
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You faggot. You call that a Riggleman o war?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
LFoJL wins.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
OH GOD
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I'm new to this animorph thing
Are you not meant to be able to tell who it is?
Alex B - July 6, 2008
I'd also be curious to see what a Rigglemantis would look like.
Has a nice ring to it for sure
tootthekazoo - July 6, 2008
I want to see a Riggle Me Elmo
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Wow, I was trying to find some other source pics for that
and did a google search for manowar…
tootthekazoo - July 6, 2008
HE IS THROWING REALLY HARD
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Mariners are blowing really hard
Alex B - July 6, 2008
I really don't want to go to the penalty box...
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Studs don't strike out ever
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Fagdrian Fagfag
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I can't believe it has come to this
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I'm trying to dead meme that word
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Protecting your people?
Robert - July 6, 2008
I've found the one type of person that it's completely inappropriate to call a "faggot" is a gay person
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
He needs to be penalty boxed
Alex B - July 6, 2008
2 minutes for fagging
Nick S - July 6, 2008
Fagging
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Hmm, so links in subject lines don't work
Fagging
Alex B - July 6, 2008
The right to fag carries with it certain well-defined duties. The senior, called fag-master, also known as the protector of his fags, is responsible for their happiness and good conduct.
Nick S - July 6, 2008
English public school is fucking weird
I went to a normal school, I hasten to add.
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Felix has not struck out this year
Nick S - July 6, 2008
Felix has exclusively hit grand slams this year
Alex B - July 6, 2008
He is our 3rd best hitter by WPA
Alex B - July 6, 2008
I should be saddened by that fact.
But I’m not.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
We are the best baseball team in the history of baseball teams
Nick S - July 6, 2008
Hey look, Cesar Jimenez is effective
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Hay, Cesr Iminez is is effettive?
dkulich - July 6, 2008
Are Extra inning games worth it?
Is there any data out there that shows the effects on a team playing a prolonged extra inning game?
Is it always worth fighting for the win or at some point does the usage of pitchers become a detriment to the team?
I am interested.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Never give up.
Neva eva.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
I like seeing the pitchers get exhausted and the coaches having to get creative
Didn’t a position player pitch last year?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I can't think of any studies off the top of my head
but any effect is likely to be less significant than the loss you incur by giving up in extra innings.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Sexson/Cairo/Burke
Looks like we’ve got another inning of baseball on tap.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
...Clement will pinch hit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
He's just started swinging
Alex B - July 6, 2008
?? Not for Sexson??
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Are they going to pinch hit Clement now, that Robertson is away?
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
,,,,,,,,,,,,
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Dickey!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Surprise Dickey Time!?
BrianL - July 6, 2008
No-one expects the Dickey Inquisition
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Oh Clement, you will be mine
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You'll get penalty boxed around here for that kind of talk
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
For fagging?
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Iannetta been in the box before
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
That Soria shame
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Au Rilia?
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Been done
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Ben Dunn
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Oh man
I missed the original thread in my defence
Alex B - July 6, 2008
That is, I Hafner seen the original thread
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Been used
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Graham will never forgive you.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I want this game to go to 30 innings
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Sexson has such great power.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Sexson tore the cover off that one.
dkulich - July 6, 2008
CLEMENT STRETCHING.
dkulich - July 6, 2008
Why has he not started swingng already?
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Riggleman doesn't want to send him to the plate until there are two outs.
That way when he hits a homer he won’t kill a rally.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Hey look, Burke's on deck.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
And now he's at the plate.
bluhhh
Nick S - July 6, 2008
RALLY JIG RALLY JIG
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Rally Lion?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
But you can see actually see the face on this one!
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Who Egypt power
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
So who is he going to pinch hit for now?
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Sabathia --> Milwaukee
Breaking.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Well shit, didn't see that one coming.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
He went to the BrewBears.
Faux - July 6, 2008
+1
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
See you in a few minutes
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I think crappy puns are LFOJL-bait.
Faux - July 6, 2008
Well what do you know
I can’t believe the Indians are as bad as they are.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
That's why they play the....
...ahh well, you know….
ThundaPC - July 6, 2008
I'm pretty sure Strasburg is why they play the games
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Ichiro plays the games as he cares about his own stats
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Hafner - Roids = 2008 Hafner
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Talk about a contract anchor now. 4Y/60M hasn't even kicked in yet.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Way worse than Mike Young
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
What do you make of the Lidge contract?
$39m for 3 years. My first instinct is “ouch” but I’m no expert.
Alex B - July 6, 2008
The one that was announced today, that is
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Fair value is my first impression.
Lidge was never as bad as he was made out to be those two years and he’s been really filthy. Still in this early 30s and only a three year deal?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Three years with a club option for a fourth
Maybe Lidge’s self-confidence is still low post-Pujols
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Though I have some reservations about his K rate going forward.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I can't believe what he did in 2004
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
25.2% swinging strike rate.
Think about that. Over 1/4 pitches he threw was swung at and missed.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Antonetti probably handed Hafner the money
Why would we want him?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
And Garko....
Him and Hafner must be using each other as support to kick the roid habit.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Antonetti needs to jump that train wreck and join a team that's going places
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
haha...
I was thinking the same thing….
but then, in theory, that would free up someone from the Rays!
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Or they could just hoard
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
They're doing that enough already.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Tampa are responsible for MLB wage inflation by hoarding all the good young players
Alex B - July 6, 2008
A Friedman/Antonetti FO would be so fucking awesome.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
If Antonetti comes to Seattle, I will shower him with the same love that I shower Ruskell with.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I read this as "if Antonetti comes to Seattle, I will shower with him"
seattlebruin - July 6, 2008
I'd do that too.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
You and Robert should have a gay-off
seattlebruin - July 6, 2008
Robert would beat me.
His love for Timmay knows no bounds.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Time Ruskell is the only person that I pick up my phone for when I'm around Felix.
Robert - July 6, 2008
For whom is he going to play in the ASG?
Or isn’t he nominated? I don’t know, are the nominations already published?
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
If a Triunfel in the forest and nobody heard it, does it still make a sound?
Nick S - July 6, 2008
Whoa. Slowey down there.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
I hates puns
Robert - July 6, 2008
BRB gotta get some Raben noodles.
Faux - July 6, 2008
I prefer udon noodles.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Put a Liddy on it.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
You're just plain wrong
Mi Goreng is the best
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Accardon't
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
PUNS ARE BEING KILLED
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
NOW WHAT WILL I USE TO COMPLEMENT MY SHOPS
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Actual wit and humor?
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Fuck you, not all of us are that lucky
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Your faggot movies
Robert - July 6, 2008
Oh no.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Admit it, you're upset too
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I knOsoria
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Damn you
puns are important
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
*LaPortant
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You're dead to me, can opener
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
*Cano pener
Alex B - July 6, 2008
You are now forbidden from participating
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
If I were a mod you would all be banned
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
And turn yourself into the new Rincewind?
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Step away from the Lidge man,
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Yeah, stop being such a Valderrama queen
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You're all Fossum me to go insane
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Why don't you just go walk the Polanco already
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I'll just tell jokes instead
A man walks into Aybar…
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
he asks the bartender, Izturis pay phone in here?
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
yeah but it'll Coste ya.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
What's it Werth to you?
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
A Hanson amount.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Rusty Kuntz
Wait, I did it wrong.
Garces - July 6, 2008
Name your Price
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Puns don't work when the name is the word
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I'm working up to a decent one
Alex B - July 6, 2008
50 Schillings?
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
Hey, why the Longoria face?
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
And the Bartender says...
IZturIS! It’s over there…
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Ah, puns.
After all, isn’t there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now!
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Linky
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
That isn't loading for me but I'm going to pretend it wasn't someone beating me to the same pun
Nick S - July 6, 2008
this game is awesome
Tony S - July 6, 2008
fail
Tony S - July 6, 2008
I've got a feeling Bedard is going to land on the DL after this game.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Scratched from his start this week.
Might as well.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Twisted Uterus....
Prognosis to follow after an MRI.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Bedard has female organs jokes.
Oh how wonderfully original.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
This is new and clever. Implying that he's a woman like that. Fresh.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Late.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Worth repeating.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I agree.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Like the fact that Bedard has no testicles!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
After this game they almost have to.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
They need to send somebody down later the week anyway
So they can switch some guys already now.
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Ichiro, powerswing please.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Houston and Atlanta are toe to toe with us
Also in the 13th.
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
And McCann just hackeysacked a foul tip to catch it.
It was great.
Faux - July 6, 2008
Two kids in the front row were playing rock paper scissors
Robert - July 6, 2008
I saw that; it was amazing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I play rock paper scissors through text messages
Robert - July 6, 2008
We will win in this inning
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Nice call idiot
No wonder you arent allowed to vote
Robert - July 6, 2008
Well that was just a dumb thing to say
Robert - July 6, 2008
Whats our help win % right now
Robert - July 6, 2008
The better question is what will it be after the inevitable bunt?
Faux - July 6, 2008
Goddamn it.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Fuck.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - July 6, 2008
Fuck
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Horrible luck there...
everything about that lined up perfectly to get Ichiro.
Fastball….
Letter High…
Perfect Throw…
Nothing you can do about that.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Lopez!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
END! END DAMMIT END!
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I hope this goes on forever
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
He estado pidiendo uno de estos juegos todo el año
Robert - July 6, 2008
Seria estupendo si el juego no termine
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
*terminara
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Para el turno
siguiente todo que digo será dicha en español
Robert - July 6, 2008
Pensé que Caberra fue supuesto para ser una grasa
Robert - July 6, 2008
babelfish?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Por supuesto
No puedo decir una sola cosa en español
Robert - July 6, 2008
Que Lastima!
Tomaste el frances?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Estoy muy triste que no participe en este hilo.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 7, 2008
Who is pitching now?
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Ichiro
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Jiminez is still out there?
Was he a starter in AAA?
Faux - July 6, 2008
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Si Jeff era elegante
Él practicaría con esto antes de su viaje siguiente hasta Seattle.
Robert - July 6, 2008
You bitch
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
En lugar Felix bebe su corona silenciosamente
Robert - July 6, 2008
Instead Felix drinks your crown silently?
My Spanish is rusty
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Estoy hablando de la cerveza
Robert - July 6, 2008
This is a bad sentence
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Se retarda Babelfish
Robert - July 6, 2008
I wish I were better at Spanish
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Shouldn't that be fuera?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
No sé.
Robert - July 6, 2008
The will to win is alive and strong with the all mighty Mariners.
44FAN - July 6, 2008
Sean Green just told a joke.
How adorable.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Did it go like this?
Sean Green: My arm hurts.
Stottlemyer: hahahaha, you’re such a cut up Sean.
Sean: //whimper
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Placido Polanco =
Faux - July 6, 2008
Mind-bottling
Alex B - July 6, 2008
It is impressive...
that his brain is so large that his skull can’t even contain it.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
He makes Bonds' hat size jealous.
Faux - July 6, 2008
Here's where we lose.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
All losses are really just Strasburg victories.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
There's no way we can keep up with the Nationals
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless!
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I have this horrible fear that we really are a middling .500 team.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Íbamos a progresar eventual
Robert - July 6, 2008
Esto hace que quiere escoger la fruta para el salario mínimo abajo
Robert - July 6, 2008
fucking stop
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
That would be a popular train station
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
*D-Train
Faux - July 6, 2008
You heard it from me first
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Solamente un medio turno a ir
Robert - July 6, 2008
Fijaré en paint.jpg para el turno del fifthteen si lo hacemos
Robert - July 6, 2008
hay is is vitor artinez
Garces - July 6, 2008
Yeah, stopping by this game thread was a mistake.
Garces - July 6, 2008
Welcome to my nightmare
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
He's in Jeff Clown?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
El círculo íntimo parece estar más bién un diagrama del vene
Robert - July 6, 2008
The intimate circle seems to be rather a diagram of vene
Garces - July 6, 2008
¿Círculo gay grande?
Robert - July 6, 2008
Great circle gay?
Garces - July 6, 2008
Big gay circle
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Siente como él
Robert - July 6, 2008
Never mind; I am no longer sad I was not here.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 7, 2008
For some reason the girls have never liked hot guy on guy action.
JI - July 7, 2008
Grahams not hot
Robert - July 7, 2008
You know I mean "guy on guy action this is hot"
JI - July 7, 2008
I was referring to the espanol.
But no, guy-on-guy not so hot…not usually anyway.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 7, 2008
My spanish was never good unless I was referring to shoestores or shoplifting items from Shopko.
JI - July 7, 2008
You need to add cerveza and bano to your vocab.
That’s really all you need.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 7, 2008
Way ahead of you an bano
“Cuando me bano yo toco los tambores.”
That line got me an A.
Yes, my teacher was awesome.
JI - July 7, 2008
I see your Spanish sentence contruction is about on par with your English.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 7, 2008
I'm sure the original made more sense, it's been mucho anos.
JI - July 7, 2008
Plural adjective goes with plural noun
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 7, 2008
Éste es cómo los retruécanos molestos están a la gente normal
Robert - July 6, 2008
So this Cesar guy seems pretty decent.
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
Things say in Rome!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiyooooooooooo!
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
fail....
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
I dunno.
I kinda thought it was funny.
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
The concept...yes...
The execution….not good.
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
Should I be angry I decided to watch season three of Arrested Development rather than the game?
Has it been a fun 14 innings?
thewyrm - July 6, 2008
What a stupid thing to do
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
MAKE THE SHITTY PUNNING STOP
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
This is what you get
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
It's just so awful, and not in a good way
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Uno más fuera de este infierno
Robert - July 6, 2008
One more outside this hell
Garces - July 6, 2008
Veo que el babelfish es terrible en su trabajo
Robert - July 6, 2008
Hello inning number 15.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Needs more fucking Clement
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
thewyrm - July 6, 2008
CLEMENT
CLEMENT NOW!
BrianL - July 6, 2008
dahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Que occurio?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Retroceda
Éste es mi meme
Robert - July 6, 2008
Voy a matar tu meme
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Ruled a double.
Example 431,231,877 why errors are stupid.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
But how will you calculate Earned Runs?
Faux - July 6, 2008
GODDAMNIT RIGGLEMAN YOU'RE FUCKING AWFUL WHY THE HELL IS BURKE HITTING
BrianL - July 6, 2008
WTF...how does Clement not hit now..fuck this shit
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
They called that a double
Fuck you Willie.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
LEVANTATE GET UP
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
first word of spanish I was taught.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Fuck off and die Mariners
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
GODDAMN IT I HATE YOU RIGGLEMAN GO TO HELL
BrianL - July 6, 2008
He has left an impression on me during his brief tenure as manager.
It’s not a favorable one.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Have you guys ever liked anybody though?
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
Piniella.
Melvin aside from the pitch counts.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Piniella had much better teams than everybody else though.
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
Beside the point. He was good at managing.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Based on what?
When he had crappy teams (see-Devil Rays) they stayed crappy. And his bullpen management was particularly great. How long was Bobby Ayala closer for?
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
*wasn't particularly great, rather.
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
I don't have time to go into this.
But he was good. No manager does everything how we’d like, but he did more better than most.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Okay.
I’ll take your word for it.
Zu Long - July 6, 2008
I don't have time to go into this.
But he was good. No manager does everything how we’d like, but he did more better than most.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Not a double anymore.
E7
Faux - July 6, 2008
I'm so motherfucking sick of white people
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
bunch a fuckin cracka ass racists
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Drive 15 minutes south.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
But I got you Utah Jazz season tickets for your birthday
Garces - July 6, 2008
SHUT THE FUCK UP COMCAST FIOS IS STILL BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY SERVICE
BrianL - July 6, 2008
JAMIE BURKE PITCHING!
GAME OVER!
BrianL - July 6, 2008
FUCK YES!!!!!!!
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
hahahahahaha
awesome!
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
This is Clement didn't pinch hit!!!!!!!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I am so in favor of this.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
WHAT THE
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Sexson 0-6
FUNKY
Garces - July 6, 2008
RIGGELMAN REDEEMS HIMSELF
Matthew - July 6, 2008
This game is taking forever...
ThundaPC - July 6, 2008
Tienes ser hacer chistes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I enjoy burritos.
Garces - July 6, 2008
OMG THIS IS AWESOME
dkulich - July 6, 2008
I crave this PITCHf/x data
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
Getting squeezed!
PLU Tim - July 6, 2008
This is, for lack of better words, fucking ridiculous
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Don't care, is awesome
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Boy it's sad that Jamie Burke is going to be the biggest suckfest when this is all over.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
84?
Holy hell.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
That is total BP tossing..haha
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
Oh well.....
it means I get to go mow the lawn finally.
Christian - July 6, 2008
Jamie!
I’m so glad I stayed up for this one
MarkE - July 6, 2008
Burke pitching
Oh wow.
ThundaPC - July 6, 2008
JESUS CHRIST I'M HAPPY
Corco - July 6, 2008
Lieber alone
She’s been passed out on Hrbek for Sowers.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
That
was a Gooden.
Garces - July 6, 2008
Throwing in the towel in a ridiculously amazing way
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Why the fuck didn't Clement not hit?
Ditched the DH anyway.
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
What is Burke shaking off?
He has more than one pitch?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Clearly not.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I laughed when I saw that
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
He's just scared
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Was that a curveball!?
BrianL - July 6, 2008
He threw a curve!
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
BAHAHA
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BrianL - July 6, 2008
dahahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
HGAHAHAHA
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
I rec all of these
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
Every single one
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
I love baseball.
Garces - July 6, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BrianL - July 6, 2008
please strike out Pudge
Matthew - July 6, 2008
This is one Strasburg of a decision
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Burke for rotation?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Someone should be Lofton a home run here soon
Garces - July 6, 2008
SWINGING K!
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
strike*
That’s gotta be embarrassing
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I love it, I get back from softball
Burke is on the mound… at first I thought perhpas we called up some pitcher named Burke…
LantermanC - July 6, 2008
50% groundout ratio!
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Take notes Felix
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Rhodes seems pissed
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Bedard was laughing
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Burke needs to spot-start for Bedard next week
Alex B - July 6, 2008
BUUUUURRKKEEEEEE!
BrianL - July 6, 2008
REMEMBER THE ALOMAR
I’ve been drinking, a little. On the clock!
Garces - July 6, 2008
ICHUIRO!
redwolf75 - July 6, 2008
-u
redwolf75 - July 6, 2008
It's the British spelling.
Faux - July 6, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
You know, without the wild pitch, that's a scoreless inning.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Which would have been even more hilarious.
Especially to see if he went out there for a second frame.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Gaining velocity
dkulich - July 6, 2008
what was his fastball at?
I didn’t catch it.
LantermanC - July 6, 2008
85 the fastest
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Mid 80s
Alex B - July 6, 2008
topped at 85
dkulich - July 6, 2008
spasm
Matthew - July 6, 2008
BURKEBURKEBURKE
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
That was awesome...pure awesome
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
haha this is so random
Alaska - July 6, 2008
Hahaha this game was totally worth it.
redwolf75 - July 6, 2008
someone please gif the wild pitch
Alaska - July 6, 2008
That was my favorite out in my entire tenure as a Mariner fan.
thewyrm - July 6, 2008
Outrageously awesome.
I wonder if this is their solution to getting Jamie more playing time.
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Burke just killed USSM.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
That was my favorite out in my entire tenure as a Mariner fan.
thewyrm - July 6, 2008
I can't believe I double posted.
That is fucking embarrassing.
thewyrm - July 6, 2008
Man
I am anticipating this write up so much
MarkE - July 6, 2008
Please don't
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
It's going to suck now
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Robert - July 6, 2008
So, no Reed?
Clearly Riggleman wants to go home.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
He pinch-ran already
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
That's right.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Reed already played. PR for Johjima
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Get two runs now
Burke, W
MarkE - July 6, 2008
Man I hope Ichiro homers or something
to give Burke the win.
LantermanC - July 6, 2008
Nevermind.
Yuni ruined my dream.
LantermanC - July 6, 2008
Burke for reliever
Alaska - July 6, 2008
If they score a run...
Do they stick with Burke for the 16th?
dkulich - July 6, 2008
Should've had Ichiro pitch
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
God damn you server
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Ah damn.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Yuni go back to Canada
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Burke should walk over and punch Yuni in his silly monkey face
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
If Ichiro pitched I would die happy.
Alaska - July 6, 2008
The hell? Why not bunt there to get RISP for Ichiro, who would get IBBed to bring up Lopez and Ibanez with chances?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Hush
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
So Ichiro hasn't homered in a while
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Fuck the Mariners
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
Why did that raft Yuni was on have to make it here...damn him.
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
100 PA's without ebh?
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
Bah.
Oh well, at least Burke made it fun.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Fuck this shit
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I'm blaming this solely on Jeff Clement
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Fuck Yuniesky Betancourt.
Seriously, Jesus Christ how can you ever swing at the first pitch from a guy who only throws suck pitches?
BrettJMiller - July 6, 2008
Because all his pitches are hittable?
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
This is true..but Yuni sucks donkey balls.
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
And many are out of the zone
BrettJMiller - July 6, 2008
The one he swung at was not
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I heard it and didn't see it.
It was Yuni so I assumed.
Bad job me
BrettJMiller - July 6, 2008
Not the one that hit Bloomy.
LantermanC - July 6, 2008
Yeah..Yuni can go Cory Lidle himself.
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
And the guy with the two homers yesterday was only allowed to catch the 15th.
Schuxu - July 6, 2008
And Burke gets the loss....
ugh.
Faux - July 6, 2008
Thank god thats over
I only had ideas for 2 more innings
Robert - July 6, 2008
So wait why didn't they just use Dickey anyway?
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Hush sweetums the Mariners just don't care
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
They finally started listening to us
Robert - July 6, 2008
Has to start soon...?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Yeah.
redwolf75 - July 6, 2008
Gayass Bedard didn't even bother to volunteer himself
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Especially if my Bedard to DL theory becomes true.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I swear Yuniesky Betancourt has to be the stupidest player alive.
BrettJMiller - July 6, 2008
He always reminds me of 05 Beltre
Robert - July 6, 2008
Travis Hafner sounds less than sharp in his little "Keep Watching" cameo
Alex B - July 6, 2008
Ahahahaha Logie's accusing Ichiro of being selfish because Burke pitched instead of him.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Jamie Burke has officially overtaken John Mabry as my favorite player ever
Corco - July 6, 2008
This
But only if you have a separate divisions for good and bad players
Robert - July 6, 2008
Fair enough
Corco - July 6, 2008
well, we now know that Burke is better than Dontrelle Willis
MFAN - July 6, 2008
Want to be more angry?
Watch the Yankees/Boston game on ESPN WITH THE SOUND ON.
Simple groundball (with Crisp not running out of the box because he didn’t know where it went) to Jeter and the douchebag lauds the great play he just made!
Oh, and Joba is pitching…fuck this.
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
Your .gifs of the day:
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Felix is awesome
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Felix has some nifty shades.
He has better taste in that than cars at least.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
I used to have those shades and then I lost them =(
seattlebruin - July 6, 2008
FUCK BEES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE EVOLUTIONARY BENEFIT OF BEING ABLE TO STING AFTER YOU’RE DEAD
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Maybe they're like the Sammael creatures in Hellboy
If they sting you when they die, the stinger can deposit eggs into your skin that will hatch as soon as another bee is killed.
Frosty Raptor - July 6, 2008
I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Spiders do this
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I thought they just lay their eggs in your mouth while you sleep
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
HAHA..happened to me too when I was younger.
kentroyals5 - July 6, 2008
I have never been stung before
Robert - July 6, 2008
MY FOOT IS GRADUALLY GOING NUMB
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You might want to get that looked at.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I'm actually kind of enjoying this now
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Poking it with pencils?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Having one foot that works
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
How much longer till you get hired by Princeton Plainsbourgh?
Robert - July 6, 2008
I should start fighting the numbness with an addiction
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Have you heard of the new wonder drug? I believe it's called Placebo
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
What does it cure
Robert - July 6, 2008
You so stole this from an episode of the Dilbert TV series.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
You caught me
I loved that show
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I did, too.
Shame it was picked up by UPN. It would have lived longer on another network.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
That was the worst network for it
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
That was the worst network for anything.
UPN was a sitcom graveyard.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Thirded.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Dilbert was awesome.
Goose - July 6, 2008
I wish Pez addictions were cool
Cause they are so tasty.
Robert - July 6, 2008
They can be cool if you're creative about it
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Swallow 'em dry.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Fuck that
I’m going start free basing them in bathroom stalls
Robert - July 6, 2008
Chop them up and snort them
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Why chop them up?
Go straight for Pixie Stix.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Take about 50 miligrams of Benadryl.
Jed MC - July 6, 2008
This man sounds like he is a doctor
Listen to him
Robert - July 6, 2008
Nope, but I'm allergic to bees.
If you are allergic and don’t have an epi-pen, that’s the best thing to do.
Jed MC - July 6, 2008
When I was younger, my doctor made me carry an Epi everywhere.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I thought your MC was a MD
Robert - July 6, 2008
Only a BA.
MC are just initials – I can’t rap either.
Jed MC - July 6, 2008
I missed Burke pitching? Damn.
Goose - July 6, 2008
He gave up a wild pitch
but that was overshadowed by him getting Pudge to swing and miss at a “fastball.”
BrianL - July 6, 2008
What in the flying fuck?
JI - July 6, 2008
I kinda regret zoning out the Mariners this weekend
Robert - July 6, 2008
I only watch in hopes of seeing something awesome/crazy
ala Felix grand slam or Burke pitching.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Believe it or not I actually love watching baseball games
Its just that this team is so boring that I can’t help but go off topic.
Robert - July 6, 2008
Boring teams spawn off-topic discussion.
For entertaining baseball, I watch the Rays.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
I am in the same boat as you
Corco - July 6, 2008
No you aren't
Robert - July 6, 2008
Evidence to the contrary:
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
A) Why is Corco in the dark while Robert is getting a tan?
B) Who the fuck gave their baby to Corco?
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I don't know the answers, I was just hiding in the bushes
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Queerly a fake
I’m not strong enough to paddle a boat.
Robert - July 6, 2008
The guy behind you is paddling the boat
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
I appear to be completely useless in this scenario
Robert - July 6, 2008
At least you've got a nice rack
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Go figure
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
You look like a fish
Robert - July 6, 2008
He's sitting in my gigantic shadow
Robert - July 6, 2008
I'm good with kids :(
Corco - July 6, 2008
You need to photoshop Corco into a German car that is powered by minced American flags.
JI - July 6, 2008
Would you flag that one?
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
I would
Corco - July 6, 2008
depends on the quality
JI - July 6, 2008
We weren't even out of fucking pitchers.
JI - July 6, 2008
Rhodes and Morrow were apparently unavailable.
With Bedard likely to miss a start, Dickey was most likely unavailable too.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
Silva?
JI - July 6, 2008
So what's up with Baker lately?
It seems like he’s hardly covering the team.
BrianL - July 6, 2008
So Matthew and Graham are no longer overlords...
Jeff wants all the glory.
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
WTF are you talking about?
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Maybe it's just my computer,
but on the bottom of the page under “Overlords” there are only Gomez, Jeff, and Devin.
I’d screenshot it but I’m not sure how.
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
Doesn't say that for me and I still have all my admin functions, so I think it's a goof on your comp.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
Oh.
Carry on then.
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
Why aren't there any goofs like that for me.
Robert - July 6, 2008
Interesting.
In FF it shows all of you, but in IE it doesn’t show you and Graham.
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
alt+prt scr
Last Fan Of Jose Lopez - July 6, 2008
Doesn't work...
):<
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
Just hit prt scr
Then right click and paste
Frosty Raptor - July 6, 2008
Yeah but for whatever reason my prnt scrn button isn't working.
Oh well
dbroncos31 - July 6, 2008
Five-game lead for the Rays
Jeff Sullivan - July 6, 2008
Cinderella's slipper still fits.
JI - July 6, 2008
What interests me more in the standings is the fact that the Giants are just 5 games back of Arizona.
Some small demented part of me wants them to not only win the division, but to ride that Cain and Lincecum to a World Series title. Because how hilarious would that be?
Goose - July 6, 2008
Slightly less funny than having Barry Zito lose the World Series for them
when he walks in the winning (Ray) run.
Matthew - July 6, 2008
JEFF
They have Dogfish Head 90-Minute at the BevMo in Mission Valley. There were two four-packs, and I left one for you. It’s hiding on the back of the shelf.
Teej - July 6, 2008
I've heard but yet to confirm that they also have it at Costplus.
There’s locations all over, I’m going to try the Temecula and Escondido ones as soon as I get back from Seattle
seattlebruin - July 7, 2008
Costplus in Seattle stocks it.
Matthew - July 7, 2008
You are the greatest.
I may be making a pit stop on my way home tomorrow…
Jeff Sullivan - July 7, 2008
And Toronado finally has a sign up.
Teej - July 7, 2008
Still thinking about Friday, will keep you informed
Jeff Sullivan - July 7, 2008
I'm in. Jen's family's in town, and I need an out.
So yeah, even if you don’t go, I’m there.
Teej - July 7, 2008
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