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Sabathia --> Brewers

LaPorta + two other prospects, Alcides Escobar not among them.

More as I get it.

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It looks like they arent giving up Gamel either, I like this trade for the Brewers.
Ditto. Make a run for it this year and at worst

you’re looking at a pair of draft picks to recover your losses. You wont get a LaPorta back, but then he never really fit too well there in the first place.

Speaking of a Brewer,

If Bedard does get traded, I wouldn’t be opposed to the M’s going after Ben Sheets this offseason. He comes across as a slightly less awesome, but slightly more reliable Bedard.

Or keep Bedard and go after Sheets
That plus Morrow in the Rotation would make almost every game must see.

I say almost because Silva will still be here and he will still be fat…

You forgot Washburn and Tits.
Washburn will likely be traded to the NL,

and Tits will be in the pen next year if we get another SP.

Felix
Bedard
Sheets
Silva
Morrow/RRS/Dickey.

And Strasburg after June 14 (or whenever the draft is)

I shouldn’t have said that.

We HOPE Washburn will be traded.

Tits is a very expensive middle reliever and Dickey likely won’t be back if we don’t sign him before free agency.

I think that we will be able to find a home for Wash.

An ~average LH starter looks pretty good for some NL teams.

Tits is expensive but he’ll hurt us more in the rotation than the pen.

My dream is Yuni/Washburn to the Dodgers for one of their good young guys.

"My dream is Yuni/Washburn to the Dodgers for one of their good young guys."

Hey, I think you stole that idea from me!

Guilty as charged

Your idea of Yuni/Wash for Loney fills me with [false] hope

So is CC as good as the hype tells me he is?
Well, his FIP is pretty good this season.

GB% is down a bit, though.

3.57 tRA

3.26 last year.

He's still good stuff

The Brewers got themselves a good SP.

I'm way late here, but I feel the need to add a yes.
Somehow I doubt Sabathia helps the Brewers over come the Cubs, but they got a pretty good shot at the wildcard.
My thoughts exactly.

I still don’t think they’re as good as the Cubs, but this puts them right there in the mix for a wild card spot.

Sabathia is gonna be the new Micah Owings

if he hits the way he has in his career…

*The next Felix Hernandez
And Micah hasn't exactly hit extremely well this year

and his pitching has sucked ass. In fact, he might be in danger of losing his spot in the rotation if he keeps it up.

fuck fuck fuck
Give us Ankiel and Bedard is yours
At least this would never happen.
If it was the Mariners it would
Yeah well it's not.
Name your price.
You misspelled Rasmus.
Ankiel is my favorite non-mariner
I always loved him too...

Watch the video. That wasn’t wildness, he just couldn’t stand the assholes behind home plate talking on cell phones. The world would be a much better place if they had removed the mesh when he pitched.

well shit

I really hoping the M’s could cash in on some of the Brewers tasty prospects. Also, I’m a bit surprised at the package – only one top shelf minor leaguer? Seems cheap for a midseason move to get a killer arm.

Not to sound like a dick but
The rumors surrounding Sabathia and the Brewers sound awfully weak, since Milwaukee is not currently willing to send two of their top six prospects to Cleveland for a rental player they would have no chance in re-signing.

Heh

But does it sound like they are only sending LaPorta and a couple lesser prospects?

So half right?

However, right below that:
C.C. Sabathia Prediction: – Unless the Brewers change their stance, Sabathia will land in the Bronx or stay with Cleveland.

If Milwaukee caves, at least somewhat, Cleveland would probably much prefer to send him to the National League, regardless of the fact that there is a good chance he signs with AL club in 2009, as long as the return is somewhat equal.

So the Brewers changed their stance.

?

Isn’t it more like Cleveland changed their stance? They only got one of the good prospects, not two.

Yeah

The early reports look like Cleveland decided one top shelf prospect was enough, but I guess even if they’re not giving up Escobar or Gamel, the Brewers could still be giving up another one of their big six.

I'm surprised
I'm okay with this

I was afraid that we’d trade Bedard for LaPorta, and I’m not sure if his power would translate well to Safeco.

In other news, Yankee Stadium is the biggest pos stadium in the world.

zomg katal is back from beyond the grave.
Kill the zombie!
I want to make some witty zombie pun about brains or something

but I’m so worn down from traveling. Hartford is an ugly town and since mid-last week I’ve easily been walking 100+ blocks a day. I welcome death.

I could have warned you about Hartford
Fun fact: the town put on fireworks on July 5th because it's cheaper

to do so on that day than on July 4th.
The town’s only library closed for good on July 3rd.
Their bus drivers don’t know directions.
Their opera house is ridiculously run down.
Their Mexican restaurant serves tortilla chips that were clearly purchased from the grocery store.
and I could go on.

Hi, I'm Jeff.

I lived there for four years.

>:(

Ouch, I had no idea

I’m sorry. =(

Next time ask me before you go somewhere

It probably sucks.

I'm in Boston right now

any thoughts?

kill people wearing near Sox jerseys?
I'm wearing my Rays shirt right now

and I have actually gotten a lot of compliments. So far Sox fans have not been that bad. I will see if that changes tomorrow when I visit Fenway.

Awesome place to drink and never interact with anyone ever

I love everything about Boston but the weather and the people.

People's Republik in Cambridge

And the people are great as long as you stay away from talking about sports.

I lived there for about 6 years, but I moved in 2001 so some of this may be old.

The Middle East in Central Square in Cambridge is a good place. Three stages, one is free. Jake’s Boss BBQ in Jamaica Plain is delicious. If you like sushi, try Ginza in China Town or in Brookline. China Town is better, but less fancy and in a worse neighborhood. There is a good burger place on Mass Ave a few blocks towards Boston from Harvard Square – I think it is called Mrs. T’s. If you like falaffel, there is a good place in Central Square in an small old building that looks like a white castle. I can’t remember the name, but it was good.

If you like Italian food go to the north end – you really can’t go wrong there. Bova’s makes a proscuitto/mozz/basil sandwich that is fantastic – everything is homemade. Mike’s Pastry in the North End is wonderful and should not be missed.

If you want history/tourist stuff and haven’t been there before, do the Freedom Trail. It is cliche, but you do get to see a ton of cool things like Paul Revere’s house, etc.

Baseball wise, definitely go to Fenway. If you can’t get tickets, go hang around before a day game. The atmosphere is very different than Safeco and worth the experience. Plus, it is a short walk to the Museum of Fine Arts if you like that kind of thing. Many of the clubs are on Landsdowne street right behind the stadium too. When you go to Fenway on the T, get off at the Kenmore stop, not the Fenway stop. Kenmore is closer to the ballpark.

Don’t waste time on Newberry street unless you like really expensive clothes or like watching rich women buy said clothes. Harvard Square has been turned into a tourist haven with stores like Urban Outfitters. The Tasty or the “how do you like those apples” restaurant from Good Will Hunting has been shut down. You can see rich kids pretending to be poor and begging for cigs and loose change there and if you’re lucky you could see a professor with a pipe and a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches hanging around.

awww, it's cute when people first experience central CT living.
Stew Leonards was so so so awesome as a kid
South CT represent
Fuck New Haven
They have one of the best Chinese restaurants outside of New York: East Melange
You're a sassy black chick.
That Mexican restaurant is an embarrassment to Mexico.

When On The Border is the best Mexican food in town (“town” being Rocky Hill”) you know you’re in trouble.

My best friend and I lived in San Antonio for a while

They closed their On The Border.

I like that Seattle has some pretty decent Mexican options.

I drove to Boston rather than eat at the Mexican restaurant in Hartford.

Seattle’s is OK but having family in Tucson has really ruined me for NW Mexican food.

Piolin was a pretty good place for Peruvian

(which I realize is different, but you take what you can get.)

It was good.

There was a Puerto Rican deli in my neighborhood that did good sandwiches, and a Jamaican place in a strip mall that did really good food. Other than that, I stayed away from non-Italian ethnic food in Hartford.

It's funny how after four years the only - only - thing I miss about Hartford is the Half Door

I love the Half Door.

I'm pretty much right there with you on that

I lived pretty much right around the corner from the Half Door, and I probably spent three or four nights there every single week I lived there.

I tried to love the Corner Pug but the HD stole my heart.

Of all the places to live in Hartford, you chose a pretty good one, didn’t you?

I got completely lucky

I’d never once set foot in Hartford before living there (moved there for work), and the person that handled my relo couldn’t understand why I wanted to live in a neighborhood where I could walk to stuff, so she put me there because then I’d stop bothering here. It was a great stroke of luck. The Corner Pug was pretty good, but it was no Half Door.

Wait, you've been to Rocky Hill?
Yup.

Had a girlfriend that lived there.

That is crazy. I mean, how many people live there, a couple thousand?
Probably about right.
I lived in Farmington

but have spent tons of time in Rocky Hill. My favorite Aunt/Uncle live there.

Hartford's a shithole; there is no reason to go there ever
Proximity to NY/BOS can't be beat

at least not without paying NY?BOS prices.

congrats, you're one of us now.
INNER CIRCLE
Little did he know that the inner circle is actually a suicide pact.
I was cool with that

I just want to know what the fuck I am supposed to wear.

We've outsourced costume design to Graham.
I think that means we don't have to worry about collars than.
Tophats for everyone!
I was wondering when I would get to use that.
I'm starting to think that at least 10% of the comments here are off topic.
Lowball
Making hilarious understatements is my thing.
Damn the inner circle
When I gain a vote in 6 months

I will have a movement to get you included.

There's an LL Stone Cutters?
No. No there's not. Why would you think that?

Shut up. You don’t know nothing.

Remember when I saved your life?
We control the English crown
yep

if it weren’t for the history and the crowd, it’s just a highschool gym on a grand scale

You guys love bashing stupid people.

This is your treat.

When you blog is amongst the exalted you will not need to outsource this.
I can only hope.
Don't worry, I posted the blood orgy; you're in the clear now
I appreciate that.
You guys need higher standards for recs

They turn green after three? Shame on you

I am never going to get bored of this:

JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS IT!?

BURN IT BURN IT BURNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The reaction I got for posting this was not the reaction I expected.
Mass audiences are stupid.
Patrick's fault.
Your people need more shift and subject line
If Jeff ever releases me, I'd love to have you guys pick up my contract.
Ha. You got 5.5 more years here before you're free.
I hope you guys get burned in salary arbitration.
I'll trade Bishoff and Dannythegreat for him.
You're keeping matthan?
I would rather not.
You could probably send him to Bluebird Banter for cash considerations.
Bluebird Banter would take Corco and his contract off our hands for free.
Bluebird Banter would probably take butthol.
Matthan for Corco?
Corco can use the restroom without having to change his pants afterwords, so no deal.
Can he wash his own hands though?
He only needs to wash them if he shits on them.
Check back in a few months. We're working on a BrianL replacement with even less service time.
I'll pick up the rest of Bishoff's contract.
I was thinking about making the deal on rep alone, but it's a good thing I just did a scouting trip.

No way in hell we’re taking those two. We appreciate having punching bags around, but not at the cost of a promising rookie.

Change of scenery?
Only if we can work a 3-way with AN
What do you have in mind?
I just want to have a 3-way with AN. Blog sex is kinky.
Shotgun anus
They have chicks at AN.
And they don't ostracize them the way we do here
It only makes them stronger.
Like cattle.
God I hope women don't have their own union.

LOLA is going to take us to the fucking cleaners during arb.

Isn't Lola a man?
But she told me she'd make me a man!
Stop picking up girls at Kosovo dive bars.
Soho seemed like a nice district though.
You need to get this fixed:

Banned for more confusing thread within thread jpegs.
You and Jeff and Graham are going to rue the next vacation you take
You rotten motherfuckers
Why do you imply that we take vacations together?

I take my vacations to get away from them.

I have this mental image

of the three of you prancing on a beach, hand in hand.

I don't prance.
Your Recap in Pictures thread begs to differ.
You're a pretty lousy ass-kisser.
I had a lapse in judgment.

My 4-day vacation has eaten away at my ass-kissing skills. I assure you I’ll be back to normal form by tomorrow.

Pitch f/x conference?
because you have
I know for a fact this isn't true
Those aren't vacations.
Did you stay at a bread and breakfast?
We stayed at the chair, lunch, dinner across the street.
You can't stay at those
The sad part is that these confuse me too.
The worst part is that my comment in there isn't marked off

so I keep thinking there’s an unmarked comment in this thread.

MAKE IT GO AWAY!

I liked my avatar :(
Hey my avatar is twice as beautiful!
My avatar is too important for me to risk
If I close my eyes and pretend real hard it's a Mariner hat.
I will be screwed if I'm forced to go somewhere and do analysis.
Bishoff has potential though

He just needs some veteran leadership.

We don't have any veterans here...
Lies.

Just open up his stance a little.

I've been in the minors for three years, though.
No one valued my House + Snark percentage.

My HARK is excellent.

But that's just one stat.
This just got meta.
Technically not.
That's what she said!
oh shit this is LL and not DRB
Quick, allude to genocide before anyone notices!
I hauled me

a whale!

Stalker
Google!
Google is a stalker.

It know more about my life than I do.

Gmail once told me I was hungry for cupcakes. And then I was!

Google doesn't know when to shut up about asian ass porn
Stop hacking into Librocrat's account then.
Curious he doesn't come around these parts anymore.
The question that remains,

does he get some wacky tie-in jpeg, or does he get an animorph?

Who says it has to be one of the two?
Well, one of the two has to come first.

(And it’s usually you, hiyoooo)

That's what she would say if Jeff weren't a nazi
I'm thinking Clown RJ
One trick poine.
What's another profession people are afraid of?
colonoscopy technician?
Proctologist.
SIMILAR IDEA AND TEMPORAL LOCATION
poo syphoner?
Rec'd for being childish
I spelled it right.
Male prostitute.
What about clown Patrick?
I'd feel bad about that one
His pics are available though.
So is one of yours
I'm not saying anything.
Oh fuck you
Wait, Representative Patrick L. Kennedy?

Banned, no politics.

That's Patrick J. Kennedy

I am also not the child rapist Patrick Kennedy from Louisiana who just got his death sentence overturned.

How about the cardiologist from Plano?
A likely disguise.
Don't worry

If I were truly a Kennedy, I would have died already doing something like playing ski football.

...

Brilliant!

each team gets a run, and if you drop the ball at any point, you score no points. If the opposing team manages to tag you (including use of ski poles, though they have to be under 50” in length), you lose possession.

You have an interest in 14 year old girls.
I do

R.J. is correct

They just don't have an interest in you.
It's legal for you.
Correct

I’m at the very lucky age where underage sex isn’t.

26?
Minus 10
-10 years old?

WTF?

26-10=

Negative ten?

Way to ruin it.
I am a literalist

Forgive me

Minus ten, taken solely would have been a literal translation.

That was the joke there see?

Banned, no mitosis
What are you doing here, then?
I came for the dannyboy lulz

I stay for the crude hilarity.

What about the homoeroticism?

We have lots of that here.

See my John Morgan comment below.

nothxbai
We love B.J. time.
As much as we love Felix Day and Dickey Time?
Nobody loves anything

more than we love Felix Day.

Calked Pink Entry
I think the anagram speaks for itself
Make him a beloved clown to piss Jeff off.

Your ass will be fired on the spot.
I'm not the one posting it.
Your ass will be fired on the spot
How can I control him?
Can't control me!#%#!%!#
Maybe not in this sanctuary city

But back in der fatherland, your ass will be brought into submission.

Bring it bitch!
Six warrantless wiretaps have just been authorized
Who wants Patrick Pic!
Anyone who knows how to use Myspace already has one.
Well, yeah, if you know how to use Myspace, chances are you have a Myspace account.
There's a nice island getaway in eastern Cuba that awaits you if that pic gets posted.
Do not threaten the funny people.
We'll gladly take them

we’ll even give you the rights to Coach in exchange

From what I understand

He has Jake Plummer’d?

Coach is hilarious.
We miss Coach.
We wouldn't know anymore...

He never writes, he never calls….

Except he apparently IMs Goose
No, that's Gomez he IMed.

He just befriended me on Facebook. I’m still deciding on weather or not to accept.

This amuses me
He won't last long here.
This is true
Oh yeah, DRB is really more Germany than us?

Pffffft, you can be the Switzerland to our Germany.

Let him learn this one on his own.
This idea worked for me here.

JeffClown was 100% my idea and I got away scot free.

Oh did you now?
Poor Jl, he forgot where he was.
Actually, we all got punalty boxed for that one

but LFoJL much longer than the rest

Somebody has a role model on LL
According to Google,

R.J. is a woman who writes children’s novels

WTF?
There are humans at the bottom of the garden, and a glimpse inside their House convinces the fierce young faery known as Knife that they have knowledge that could help her dying people.

But if the human world has so much to offer, why is the faery Queen determined to keep her people away from it? Is there a connection between the House and the faeries’ loss of magic? And why is Knife so drawn to the young Paul McCormick — that strangest of creatures, a human male?

Good thing I'm irreplaceable
You have Richie Sexson collapse potential

The feds are eventually going to find out that your copy of photoshop is pirated

Bullshit I haven't pirated photoshop in months
I think I read that something like 85% of copies of Photoshop are pirated.
They price it at a point where only 15% need to be legal.
Why anyone would pay for Photoshop when Gimp is free puzzles me.
Because Gimp sucks.

Seriously, I hate that program.

Enough to pay for Photoshop, assuming those are your only options?
Enough to find an educational or corporate loophole to obtain Photoshop.

Which is how I have CS2 and CS3.

ding ding ding

rec’d

Either that or everyone will realize that he creeps the fuck out of everyone.
Nice avatar
shhhhhh

you fool

I'll get us both killed!
I'm not saving you this time
There was a time when I thought LFOJL was a good candidate to replace me

I than realized he’s in his own separate category.

I'm nowhere near as good as you at rape
He's like the pervert guy from SpinCity

except he’s disgusting in a completely different way.

Quick Robert, get me a JI picture
You won't replace my House%.
JI and me will pick up the slack while we search for a replacement.
Relax, you're safe for now.

Now about that deal to buy out your arbitration years…

I'm taking you to arbitration, buddy.
Enjoy HalosHeaven.
They will release him after three days

and then you can pick him up for the league minimum

...so how does buying out the arb years at league minimum sound?
I knew you'd come around.

You should have had him trade his dental plan for a free keg of beer.
I'm not giving away free beer you fool!
It could be delicious Coors Light.
I accidentally tried that last night

:(

I should have stuck to football...

John wouldn’t do this to me. He’d gently caress me and whisper soft, soothing things into my ears…

There there, it’s okay. Timmy Ruskell run the Seahawks…

He'll release me before you, and I can spend the rest of my days as a happy Rays fan
Sweet mother of GOd what a stupid, stupid person.
In the future, I've decided early termination is the best option.
I have taken my brand of all caps flagging over to DRB to commemorate this occasion
Matthew's comment won't unmark.
Did your own screenshot confuse you again?
I refuse to acknowledge this question.
It won't unmark at DRB either
Where's thingray's assistant when you need her?
Too many choices.
I'm sorry,

was that too open-ended for you?

You're trying to make me ban myself, but I won't stoop to that level, dammit.
Open ended?

Like a vagina! Up top!

down low?
The vagina's under my arm
Like Garza?
Or Erik Bedard.

Har har har

::shots self::

WTF?

A reference I don’t get.

page Robert.
I won't let him give me his phone #.
I like to believe Robert only has a pager and no phone
For a few days

you were right, just about the wrong person.

YES!

I was hoping the message would show up.

Holy fuck this just freaked me out.
I IZ PATRICK L KENNEDY

LFoJL GO!
make CLOWN PLK NOW!
I wouldn't be one to talk Mr. Open Photobucket.

lol IDC though
Do you really think I would have left a public MySpace account with my pic on the front if I truly were taking great pains to protect my identity?
no

it is all in good fun. The one we need is RJ he def cares.

No, I don't.

I’m just smarter than you.

LOLPWN3D
I fail

Jake is not going to like you.
bye bye DRB....

Hello LL

This may be the most bizarre thread ever.
The Rays are not used to winning so they are moving over to LL.
I'm not letting you go without compensation
You can have my cousin...
Make it the girl from Saturday night, or no deal.
No deal you can keep me.
I'm placing you on the Restricted List
What about if I offer

“McGriff” girl…

Who the hell is McGriff girl?
get on aim and I will show you.
Trillian is broken

And AIM Express screws up my computer.

secret mod thread

or a flag?

give the url in a flag.

Meebo ftw
You act like I'm actually going to go out of my way to talk to you.
Check DRB

I flag’d a comment with a link to a pic

She is not bad

Throw in some cash, and you’ve got a deal.

/baseball mogul computer

And you won't be touching a girl for months
Big talk

From someone who will owe me $25 in a month and a half for failing to go out with that one girl.

Squinty FTW
He was too much of a [homosexual] to do anything with Squinty.
Perfect.
So Pat

McGriff girl good or no?

Pidgin FTW
I'll take the cousin.

Pat doesn’t know what to do with her anyways.

I can show her a good time

Besides, in 20 years you’ll be blogging from your Mom’s basement. I, meanwhile, will be the Governor of Florida.

Are you going to kick out the old people?
Our elderly citizens

Are a vital part of what makes our state great. As productive, taxpaying citizens, they lend a great deal of experience to our younger generations. The mentorship that they provide to our youth is an irreplaceable asset that other states aren’t fortunate enough to have, and we need to exploit that fact to the fullest.

Manual slave labor?
We are not proud of our legacy in that regard

Unfortunately at points in our past, we participated in a practice that was unspeakably cruel. The initiation and perpetuation of the practice of slavery shall forever exist as a blight on our proud state, and we will do all within our powers to make amends for that terrible time in our history.

Well, you post under a full name, and have disclosed a possible age.

Furthermore, by posting here, I have access to your email and IP address…

And it's even a real name
I just now see the one comment you've ever rec'd on LL...

At least ClownJeff wasn’t Jeff’s own doing.

I bet it was my comment

I’m the all time rec leader.

Is there a way to check the SBN all time rec leader?
Yes.
Are you?
According to Jeff I am.
And you don't even beg for recs like Robert...
Ironically enough the one post I want to delete

Is the all-time non moving rec leader.

Flag'd
Flags don't undo recs.
LFoJL would be pretty screwed otherwise
But it wasn't and you can check

FELIX NOT YOU
WHO GIFFED IT MOTHERFUCK WHO GIFFED IT

SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD
SCOREBOARD

I'm going back and un-recing that gif
I'll always have the jpeg.
I hate it when I misspell swear words
Photoshopped
zomg, the lighting is all wrong.

and i can see pixels.

And where did that red oval come from?
You are incorrect.
In what way.
Several.
I jump at any excuse I can think of to reference my rec total.
rec's should be irrevocable
They should also be merit based,

but what are ya going to do?

I can't help it if the people have good taste.
You're just bitter you only get 1/4 as many recs for a weekends worth of data compiling.
Duh.
Work smart, not hard

Surprise sex time
LET'S GO TO HIS HOUSE AND [CLEAN UP HIS ROOM]
Oh no

I’m going to show up at my house one day and be greeted by knife-wielding clowns, furries, and fiddler cat.

I will go even further

I share a birthday with Carl Crawford, who was born exactly ten years before I.

Do you have a Leo tatoo to match.
No

Sperm don’t belong on your neck.

LARGER
It had to include Sonnanstine, dammit.
I'm not even a regular here

And I’m ambushed like this? You guys don’t know how to treat guests.

It means that we love you and have embraced you as one of our own.
I'm suddenly glad you all hate me.
Yes...Be glad...
Oh, okay

To begin….

Um….

Clay Bennett sucks?

Yes, but not as much as David Stern.
KNEEL BEFORE RJ CLOWN

You took the easy way out, you wuss.
He disappoints me.

First Garzamel now this.

See, you need to trade for me instead of LFoJL.

Think of my House+Snark percentage!

I don't want to go to DRB anyway
Not what you were saying earlier.
Once you're gone

i can type like this all i want about the players on the mariners team

Jeff can find a replacement-level shift-key.jpeg administrator.

See?

Not a whole lot of style, but it’s somewhat effective.

I'm the subject line Nazi.
I'm working on my secondary key.jpegs.

I’ve got a wicked Enter-key.jpeg that I think is ready for the show.

Whatever, you've already got a role. We're not going to convert you into a starting commentor

even though Jeff took you with the fifth pick of last years Amatuer Blog Draft

Jeff claimed me off waivers from the Seattle PI blog.

I’m gonna be a starter, dammit!

The subject line is true.

We’re crafty on the waiver wire.

It's nice to have someone recognize my peripheral skills.
I can only think of the shit you got from the press

when I was hitting .230/.310/.325 my rookie season.

Luckily we don't encourage results-based analysis.

We were impressed with your lack of spelling tools.

FRIEDMAN?
You mean, Friedchickenman?
My typos only became a problem after live commenting was implemented.
I found this place from USSM
I knew I shouldn't have signed Gengler.
Jeff picked me up for a prorated league minimum.
And you just signed for that same minimum over 5+ years.
The commenter's union is going to hear about this.
Ten recs?
Double posting is for idiots
What is that like ten recs?
Half can of Coors Lite.
The amount of recs Raben gets for doubling?
I made a period key

for those who aren’t man or woman enough to GIS “period.”

You are not long for this world.
I'm so glad this isn't breaking news anymore

so people from other sites don’t stop by here expecting to see instant analysis and instead get this thread.

You mods should rule everyone with the same iron fist you rule me
That's what she said!
See you in a few minutes?
I'd like to think ironic usage is still permitted.

Notice the exclamation point.

I also like my wrath to be unpredictable.
You only have as much wrath as Jeff will permit.

It’s pretty clear who wears the pants in that relationship.

I banned Jeff on Thursday.

Your theory is stupid.

He would win on appeal.
?

Well that's just a stupid thing toappeal.
Someone photoshop Jeff's face onto that
God I hope Jeff photoshops are an hour away from being dead memed
I'm done with photoshop
You're a bad liar.
A really bad liar
This subthread has lapped itssself.
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Jeff said he banned you on Friday for taking away my fireworks
I didn't take away your fireworks stupid.
You hid them away from me when I tried to use the grill to light them
That wasn't me stupid.
I lied
You even called me master :(
Matthew doesn't have wrath

He’s the cute cuddly mod

Now you're just trying to bait me into banning you.

But oh no, I’m not goaded so easily. Like Robert’s future ban, it will come at the most painful time imaginary.

During the Strasburg draft
By that day I'll be a mod
I can still ban you.
He could unban himself.
Talk to Graham.
Graham was never that smart to begin with.
I'll have both an LFOJL and an LFOJLS mod account
I hope NeoRobert gets unbanned
As soon as I become a mod I'm going to ban the three of you
Gomez will be the easiest to overthrow.
Devin's not even around; he won't see it coming
Yes, but if he catches you

he can plant crack on you.

Those cops are always trying to bring the white man down
Your opinions on race make me uncomfortable.
All races need to be put down except the maoris
And the Venezuelans

viva Loafie and Felix!

There will be a day when Venezuelans become Maoris
He reminds me of me in 8th grade.
That means I have to earn it

I use it ironically all the time

See where that’s gotten me?

Yes, but you are a sick fuck.
I wasn't a sick fuck before photoshop
but photoshop
A DRB-LL get together would be epic

imagine the flying recs!

WHAT THE FUCK
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm never going to try to have a life ever again
Who will explain sexual harassment to you and me?
I know what you're going for but fuck it

Corco can explain sexual harassment.

That is one of my favorite episodes, definitely top 5
Not that I'm necessarily complaining

but this place is never going to attract new users. At least not normal ones.

Assuming they read the comments

You are so right

For every me there are 30000000 butthols
I blame DRB for this thread.
I should just ban you guys every time I leave the house
guys?
Remember how the 2009 thread was all about baseball?

Who was missing from that thread?

guhhhh
This was the first time a mod changed my avatar.
Notice how mine stayed the same.
I plan on talking baseball the second we are relevant.
Yeah no shit.
Although I would find it comical if Jeff banned everybody

and talked to himself in the GT like rincewind.

Sullivan goes off topic just as much as we do.
Don't make me share your secret
I resurrected last night's thread with talk of basesballs
We're so much better at commenting then they're
I tried to help by flagging LFoJLs photoshop diary.
Known this for awhile
You know why we don’t get overrun by newbies?
This. This is why.
Lookout Landing: Homoeroticism at its finest.
It's a self defense mechanism.
...

So I hear there was a trade of some sort?

yes a trade that is fucking my dreams
Say what now?

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