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Batista has suffered through his share of maladies this season, ranging from a sore back in spring training to a pulled groin and foot issues. But he was quick to point out that he hasn’t missed any games because of those injuries.

"This is frustrating. It's embarrassing. I'm supposed to be helping the team win, but the way I'm pitching, it's not helping. I have to make sure I get myself healthy before I go out there again, because I'm the only guy trying to pitch through it. Everybody else, every time they feel pain, they go on the DL, or they take a rest, and I haven't."

-Miguel Batista, 6/25

UPDATE -- Miguel Batista came out of the game with what the team says is a right groin strain, three pitches into the bottom of the third.

Way to go, stupid.

RRS for starter.

Post-bases-clearing-double update: shut up I don't care

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It still stands that lefties are sexy over here.
Yes
I'm going to go get hopelessly lost before game 7 of the world series
You're just prejudice against righthanded people.
But they write, throw and hit so adorably. I can'ts help it.
Hard to argue.

I prefer him not being able to hear over the sound of how awesome he is.

That picture is better.

You can't tell he's a lefty in that picture.
Doesn't matter
Right handed people suck
Napoleon complex
More like can't get the colour of bass I want complex
Left handed instruments are a giant middle finger.
What's the manufacturer?
Michael Kelly
Oh goddamn it.

Dealt with them when I worked at Mills. Great instruments, but absolutely terrible customer support.

Not that this has anything to do with anything

but I have a Ken Smith bass. Its very nice :D

Badass
I had no idea so many LL'ers were lefties.

Intriguing.

It's because we're just naturally better.
I'm inclined to agree.
We nearly renamed it Leftie Landing
Batista Repost
UPDATE—Miguel Batista came out of the game with what the team says is a right groin strain, three pitches into the bottom of the third.
Dammit Sims, pitching hurt doesn't make you a gamer, it makes you a stupid.
What in the blue hells
King Awesome!
What an unclutch bastard
HE SHOULD HAVE HIT A HOME RUN

HE ONLY HITS MEANINGLESS SOLO HOME RUNS

Fail...

as usual.

Thanks Jeremy
Lefties suck...the righty got the rbi.
Wrong.
I just stated fact....a righty got the basehit to score a righty. And the lefty hit into a double play
The leftie is thinking of Strasburg
OMGZ NO POLITICS!!!()))@
Small sample size.
Oh, Jeff, my girlfriend claims that my sport goggles are indeed sexy.
East Coast Bias
Bias
Not really, she also claims I'm an ugly bastard who's lucky to have her.

I cannot argue with her whens he says this.

She find you on CL?
We used to play in the same jazz ensemble.
its a man?
Well, she is the dominant one in the relationship...
...whens he says this
Ah goddammit I just JI'd myself in the worst possible way.
I nevr realizeed before how frustrating it is to watch a game thread without audio.
Just make sucking noises and its will the sound the same
And once again I didnt realize who I was talking too...
Probably not the best idea for me around here.
BAHAHAAH

Dear Robert,

Don’t Change.

Sincerely,

LL

I didn't know LL signed people's yearbooks!
We got an online stamp..so we don't have to physically sign stuff.
So I guess it'll be Dickey after all
Tell Ryan's mom to get mlbtv
I will let her bogart my subscription

I’m barely using it

Ditto

I only use mine for non West Coast games or nights when I work late. Like tonight and the next 2 weeks :(

I never ever use mine

I just share it with a Cards fan so I can’t even use it to follow my second team.

If someone could get me one that works so I can stp stealing from my friends' ex I would appreciate it!
NOLA

Are you using Safari? I think they have tabs turned OFF by default. Press Option , to open up preferences and turn them on.

It's firefox.

When I push option t nothing happens.

Gah

I’m sorry, its Apple Key – T. I keep thinking they’re the same in my head. So everywhere I said option I meant Apple Key.

Blank tab!

Now what if I want to right click a link like i usually do?

Hold down the apple key

and click the link.

Or maybe its option key. I don’t actually look at the keyboard anymore to remember these things.

HAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTON

Suck it Anaheim

Wheeee regression!
Isn't sucking all that ever happens in Anaheim?
dahahahha

...I don’t like how Weaver’s ERA is approaching good again.

The THIRD?!?

Ha, the Cardinals beat you tonight!

Their starter couldn’t even get out the FIRST!

BEAN THAT FUCKER
Wait a minute

Vidro doubled?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

FUCK THIS

Fuck you, Hannahan.
What happened? I stopped watching
*gasp* I have betrayed mlb.tv
OH FUCK YOU HANNAHAN
God damn it
Delenda Est Jack Hannahan
Someone please say what is going on.
Hannahan just flattened Jeffie
3 runs came in on the play
that drunken turfcutter
AND HE WILL DIE
Well fuck him then.
Bases Clearing Double...

Clement got plowed at the plate.

So strange to see people care about this game

I mean, RRS and all, but… whatever. They strung together a few singles.

Our top prospect just got trucked
I care about Jeffie...more than Graham.
This didn't end well for me
Imagine a chick flick movie ending in its place.
We have love for Jeffie too.
BEAN HANAHAN IN THE FACE

He had the whole back end of the plate…and at the last minute jumped shoulder first back towards Clement..BEAN him in the eyeball.

s/eyeball/nuts
Rip out Hannahan's black heart and watch his soul scream as it descends to hell.
I am going to blame this on RRS being exhausted
You are suffocating him...that's what I'll blame it on.
Three days rest since his last start.

He looked pretty good for the first inning and change he was in.

Three days now?
I think so.

He started on Sunday, didn’t he? Went five frames.

Hmm

Monday = 0 days’ rest
Tuesday = 1 days’ rest
Wednesday = 2 days’ rest

That’s how I’ve always thought of it, although I can see what you mean. Whatever the case, he hadn’t thrown as many pitches as he did on Sunday in forever, so…I’m going with this as my excuse.

Yeah.

However you calculate it, it’s not a whole lot of downtime.

Miguel would have kept pitching
If clement wasn't so slow he could have gotten out of the way
Is now the time?
If it's not the time..we can always go for puns.
I broke another computer looking for my jpeg.
You are supposed to click on them..you don't have to beat them out of a computer

But seriously…how’d you break it?

I'm not sure. I was trying to click the photo for image location and forgot I'm using a non-PC.

Then it got stuck.

But he had to prepare his swing for his next at bat..so he had to stay near the plate.
I'm going to throw things at your head the next time you're at LL softball
See, it was not the time.
I feel as if the Wlad! crowd is natural enemies with Clement fans
Clement is clearly better though.
I need to start lowering my standards in preparation for Tui's arrival
Shift to the bullpen...

jesus what else will be commercialized. “And Sexson’s itchy nuts are brought to you by gold bond.”

to the bullpen

Predictable.
If you were LFOJL I would put you in the penalty box
I'm amazed that Butthol hasn't photoshopped that jpeg yet.
He's not allowed to.

I will kill him.

Actually fuck that its a brilliant idea if executed right

?

Eh...
I was working off the butthol theme
That could have been phrased better.
haha fecal chutes.
Think about if he had this on June 23rd

Shifty was better.
That was great.
I was also partial to that one.
Shut up, you'll give the Gold Bond people ideas!
Vagisil is going to start sponsoring Bedard's injuries lol amirite?
How did the Braves score 9 runs yesterday?

More importantly how did they get 5 off Chad Billingsley? Their offense seems kinda bad all of a sudden…

That's a foul ball, isn't it?

Hands are part of the bat.

Joh would get on base on a blown call.
KILL ALL OF OUR CATCHERS
Guess who will die slowly?
Catcher ERA...

Now there’s a meaningful stat….

Damn, that cost Ichiro an RBI.
Haha over dive.
LOAFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK I just saw the Hannahan hit

and what the fuck?

Yes, the critical component of our offense!

Defensive errWHOOOOOOOOOO LIOPEZ!

Nice, good string of hits here.

DAMN Ichiro is fast.

Damnit Ichiro...you shoulda nailed Suzuki!
Hey look at that, tie game.
Hahaha Cust
Get your hitting and rbi's before the break Lopez.....
Ichiro should have nailed Suzuki (Oakland's) in the throat.
Ichiro should have pummelled Suzuki!

Except he hates to be touched

Loafie Time!!
heh ichiro...Don't touch me bitch.
Needs a little shift.
I did shift, just in the wrong spot.
What did Suzuki do... that everyone

wants Ichiro to punish him? Or is it just because they share the same last name?

He's Oakland's catcher.
Apparently you didn't see Clement get creamed for no good reason
He has the audacity to use his last name in the presence of greatness.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
Wow, Cust is worse than Raul.
Extra Base Hits....

what a novelty

Blanton didn't walk Ibanez

PROTECTION!!!!!!!

What the fuck?
Vidro batting 5th, protecting Raul.
Nice hitting you stupid fucking Rascal spokesperson.

zomg your the reason why your winning!
And I am now convinced your a what coach will be like in 5 years if they ever find a cure for down syndrome
-the concerned mother POV
WHAT THE HELL!?
SAFE wtf??!?!

SAFE

Hahahahah

Hilarious!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
hahahhahahaha

WTF was that?

That was weird.
bwhahahahaha
Wait, they didn't walk Vidro

Does that mean Beltre is protecting Vidro?

I confused.

Somebody gif this now
GIF GIF GIF GIF
Oh he was out.
He should get the run for that weird pirouette thing Suzuki did.
I think it was an axle
That was a fucking weird block.
That was the most retarded play ever.
He was so out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mega Fail.

Wait, they didn't walk Vidro

Does that mean Beltre is protecting Vidro?

I confused.

So if Willi's slide is grit defined,

was that slide/play ‘character’ defined?

You know what?

I don’t care that Raul didn’t touch the plate….That was interference when Suzuki reached back with his arm. That should have been called anyways.

Hurry up Gameday we needs video for gifs
Already have it.
FUCK YOU TINYPIC
Make it so
See previous comment.
So is this gamethread part two?
Doesn't Suzuki kinda look like Rufio from Hook?
He looks more like the guy I saw at the pound the other day

With a fork in one hand and a knife in the other.

That's waisis.
I'm allowed this joke forever

My neighbors are Japanese. They set cat traps. They’ve captured 2 of my cats, and I’m almost certain they eat them.

I'm pretty sure your not

But jokes about your dead friend should be ok.

're
Punctuation is the least of their worries
Was not my friend

and Asian feline eating jokes are my property.

You might want to get a new property.
Preferably farther away from ground zero than where your friends were located
Many blocks away..might find some of their remains. SCAVENGER HUNT!
Except for the cat eating, my neighbors are very nice

I’m not moving, unless you want a roommate

"Except for the cat eating, my neighbors are very nice"

is my new favorite sentence ever.

I wonder why I don't want a roommate.
You could fill you spare time with roommate drama and pillow fights.
This is why my roommate is male. Much less drama.

I was just rejecting the offer above.

Your loss.

I’m awesome.

When my mom was young

some car hit a dog, and she said her neighbors took the dog into their home and ate it. She grew up in Asia though, so I guess this helps your point.

They farm dogs there to eat them

I can understand that, it’s like livestock. You’d think someone would feel bad about eating another’s pet though. I mean seriously, go to the store and buy a bag of porkchops.

Or at least the Humane Society.
Is this thread closed yet? Can I be an honorary mod and close it?
If you are a regular you can nominate subthreads for closure.
You've played too integral a part of this subthread to close it

It should be someone outside the circle.

I said nothinig about dead cats.
You should fly a plane into their house
Its funnier if you make him say this
I'll fly a plane into your face

vous et un embetant jerkwad

That be one short ass plane
You still haven't grasped the difference between plural and singular, have you?
A black guy tripped me once so I can say we should lynch them whenever I want
HAHAHAHAHA
This is not where I imagined my comment thread going
I think our intervention is working.
Does this mean Butthol was molested by a jew?
Haha, I went back and watched that movie a couple of years ago

and it SUCKED.

Lookee lookee I got FUCK YOU WEGNER

I TRY AND BRING SOME STYLE TO YOUR DREARY LITTLE WORLD AND THIS IS MY REWARD?!

I'm sure this is funny but I'm not getting the reference.
Rufio got screwed by the ump.

It was a reach to begin with.

It's all good, I won't fail you
Oh my God it's only the fifth.
Last night spoiled you
the freezecam showed he was def out

But hey, we need a break sometime…however we can get runs haha

Either this is the biggest gif in the history of man

or Tinypic is broken.

Now you're just teasing us
I give up on knowing what's going on then.
The Dodgers took another perfect game into the 7th?
Boo.
But Atlanta
It's a deep-rooted hatred for both.

Stemming from my Giants/Cards love.

Don't the Giants and Cards hate each other?
I'm schizophrenic. It works out.
Yeah

Lowe has been dealing today.

2 in 3 days?
The thing that baffles me

is how Billingsley got rocked. He’s the best pitcher on the team easily.

Also

I mentioned all this in the last thread.

Just saw the replay of Raul running into home...beautiful stuff.
And Jeffie gets even.
Jeff Clement is a very goofy looking guy.

We would be mocking him furiously for his redneck mien were he on the Angels.

Oh dear. Do you realize what you just said?
Graham will kill you as you sleep.
I doubt he'll wait that long.
Jeff Clement is the epitome of manlihood.
Jeff Clement is fucking awesome

Fuck you

He is awesome indeed. Just goofy looking.

Many of baseball’s finest players have been goofy lookin’ redneck dudes. It’s no shame.

Jeff Clement is fucking beautiful

Fuck you

Did I miss something here? You're in love with him because...?

The only M’s player I have an unrequited mancrush on is Felix. Although I’d be willing to let Beltre come over for 2:00 AM booty calls.

Being gay for Felix is so played.
Who would be gay for Cairo?
Going gay for Hyphen.

Except me, of course.

I'm developing a certain fondness for Reed.
The Trix rabbit?
Fuck you
...because it's your bit
This is actually one of my claims to fame.
Gay for Morrow = understandable.
Not until that slut learns another secondary pitch.
He has other pitches. 3 other pitches.

It’s just that while he’s in the bullpen, his fb is so awesome he doesn’t need another pitch.

As long as you are catching, I don't think you'll need more than the heat
Because he's awesome and beautiful
Jeff Clement gave me my inspiration for paint Jeff's eyebrows
You must not live among the rednecks if you think that is redneck.
Very true. I hail from rednecky roots, but a generation removed into snootyville.
God dammit Jeffie
I know see where you get your batting ability.
This is not going to end well for you.
I'm still hitting well over .700 if you let me have last year's stats added to this one's
Plays at home plate

Jack Hannahan: “ROWRL!! OUTTA THE WAY!! COMING THROUGH!!!!”

Raul Ibanez: “Oh, excuse me. Terribly sorry. Don’t mind me, I’ll just pass on through here. Have a nice day.”

Suzuki did reach around to grab Raul.

That technically is interference, yes?

reacharound rofl
I'm shaking my head at you.
It was in jest!
That's why I am only shaking my head.
I'm pumping my fist
Oh dear
I think you're misinterpreting
I'd have to think so...

I think that block in itself should have been ruled interference. There is blocking the plate, but that was “boxing out” like a power forward in the NBA would do. That’s pretty much a one notch away from just laying down on the plate.

Hahaha

That play is insane

Should've spiked the back of his nappy head.
My life is a bit easier knowing that Barton sucks.

Douchebag.
This is what I was implying, no?
Yes, I just think it's funny
You saw my previous comments on Mulder, no?
He looks like he cuts his own hair
but he does see a stylist for that goat.
Really?

I think his hair is about as sweet-looking as hair can get.

Not quite as sweet as this though this is very sweet.

Huh?
Oh.
This better?

SMALLER
I'm linking it from a website...

I don’t know how to make an image smaller… How do I link images from my computer?

Just copy and paste the image from whatever folder you keep it in
Or Alt-F4 if you want to be lazy
MAKE IT 10X BIGGER AND YOU'RE GOOD
I LIKE THE SIZE AS IS
Fist person to say TWSS is banned.
Amazing typo.
You must be new here.
Your statement above contradicts this.
I wish I hadn't used my lol [childish] rolf joke up.
But it would fit so well here.
Yes, but overuse
Your mom is still acceptable.
Crap my computer flipped out again...and for ugly hurdlers?
The beard guy is OK
The beard guy is what I'm talking about

for sweet hair. Famligietti, the sweetest American steeple chaser in the world.

He's a steeple chaser...

notice how he’s jumping over a barrier and a water pit… not a hurdle.

I never cared.

Running in circles for any reason is beyond my comprehensions.

It's slightly less boring that watching cars drive in circles.
But at least that's a sport!
I once knew a steeple chaser

He painted our house. His name was Jeb. That is all.

Tracks aren't circles..

their two semi circles with a rectangle in between.

MORE COLORS
So, do the hurdles count as defense and thus make it a sport in Graham's eyes?
Steeples, Matthew.
Barriers...

the name of the event is steeple-chasing… not sure why…

Things you can easily jump over make shitty barriers.
Thus not being defences and therefore not a sport.
Quit spelling like Graham.
But it was connected to Graham.

Besides, I might as well kiss ass to all the overlords.

So if the steeples were razor wire, would it be a sport?
I'd give this a big yes
Would they get leather gloves?
If that plus raised another foot off the ground, I'd watch.
True, but if you have to run 2 miles

and jump over them 32 or so times, with 7 of those having a pool of water after the barrier, it gets hella tiring. Also, it hurts like a mother to catch your knee on one. I once saw a guy hit his knee on a barrier, fall head first into the water (5 feet deep at the deep end). He just lay in the water, then crawled out, and lay on the inside of the track and quit.

JUST BECAUSE THINGS ARE DIFFICULT DOESN'T MAKE THEM SPORTS
Drum and Bugle corps is difficult, but it is not a sport.

Even though I think it is.

Next up on ESPN: Tripos Exams
I'd watch it over cup-stacking.
Haha, I saw that on ESPN

last fall. It was boring as hell, but I was at work, so it at least provided me with more entertainment than work would.

I would too

It makes me happy that I’ll never see another one in my life

The Spelling Bee is tough and it's on ESPN.
Logging contests & strongest man competitions?

Sports?

Nope
Figure Skating?
What if the Strong Man competition

required the final two contenders to beat the crap out of each other in the end?

THIS DEBATE IS NOT OCCURRING AGAIN.
Thank you.
Debating: Sport?
Sure, UFC is debating

but they’re debating with their fists, not words.

Sitting at the bar yesterday, I was forced to watch three screens of poker.
Funnnn
It was aafter I drank a beer too strong to be bottled in the states.

And then proceeded to tell the bartender why they shouldn’t show poker on ESPN.

He looks as though he sculpts it into place.
Everytime Ibanez runs towards the corner to get a ball I'm reminded as to why they put padding up.
There have been many hilarious moments in this game.
.....Doogie Houser is telling me to buy Old Spice.
NPH wouldn't do that.
He just did.
NPH goes wherever He's needed
Isn't Neil Patrick Harris very, very openly gay?

That makes the commercial even funnier.

I don't know about very very openly,

but he is openly.

What's the difference?

I’m very very openly straight

Really? I didn't know that.

He should be in more shows or movies or just get more air time. He’s one of the funniest guys around right now.

Josh Hamilton KO'd F-Rod?

Josh Hamilton is my hero.

Ah, Strasburg...
Look!

It’s Coach!

This is probably a fake Coach
The sig makes me believe he is real
...

Comment count?

That is also a very good reason as well, in addition.
Heh

It’s kind of funny to look at the Mariners box score so far and see zeroes all the way down the walk column. Kind of.

Arthur Rhodes is a lot better than I thought he'd be 4 months ago
I'm pleasantly surprised as well.

Except when he falls asleep on his arm.

Don't let Robert know you think that.
I missed the Big Bird voice so much.
SHUT UP YOU BIG BULLY!

This is why I really didn't want to come back.

This is exactly why.

Calm down buddy

I got your back!

Why thank you Coach!

I would have been quite upset to find that somebody thinks that way!

Does anybody right handed play for the A's?

Ever? At least offensively.

Eric Chavez

When he’s healthy…

Giambi, when he played in Oakland.
Hahahaha.
I want you to know coach that I treasure every comment you make here like a little teacup.

I lost you before but by god I wont be losing you again.

Damn it Robert, this is why you're voted cutest.
Whoa

I’m smoking crack there. I remembered him as a switch hitter. Right then.

What about Babe Ruth? Was he right handed?
He was in fact right handed!
You = The Blonde Dude

Your going to be like that dinosuars momma if you dont knock it off.

Dead!

We prefer the term living fossil
So Beltre is having a good series.
If Beltre aimed that better he wouldn't have had to run so hard.
Quit stealing my jokes.
Unclutch, overpaid bust.

TRADE HIM FOR DOTEL!

Too bad we fell out of the race

We could have traded Clement for Brian Fuentes.

My only memory of Brian Fuentes is a horrible, horrible start he had against Anaheim.
I remember him owning Raul Ibanez so bad in July of 06
He's never started a MLB game.
...I could have sworn he got blown apart in a start.

Maybe I’m thinking of Nageotte

Clement always has 2 strikes on him...wtf
Slow walkup to the plate.
I set that one on a tee for you.
Needs more AAA raping
Are the players on the Dominican / Venesuelan M's teams already signed?

Or do the various teams sponsor leagues and teams to develop talent?

Sigh
You'll need to console Jeffie tonight.
This is getting really annoying. WTF is wrong with Clement?
Your lack of faith in him.

He finds it disheartening. Now go home right now and begin to have faith.

I saw and believed last Saturday.
I'd have a bit more faith if he wasn't striking out all the time
If he was making Beltre-like outs
That's loser talk. You will not be saved.
He might be using a right-handed bat.
He's slow to adjust to new leagues

This happened when he was promoted to AAA too

Clement seems to strike out often...

...and not hit often

Random Comment

Holy crap the Indians suck.

Turns out it's hard to score runs without vitor and Pronk
but Asdrubal Cabrera!!!!!!!!11
Turns out his batting is of poor quality.
Who could have possibly imagined!!!!!!?!?!?!
Yet another example of why Sabermetrics don't work.
Logie was on a tear today.
Needs to go back to article form.
Here's today's highlight:
...slider and curveball, sure the break is important. The sinkerball, break has nothing to do with it’s effectiveness. Like I said earlier, people that ignore the facts are uninformed bloggers.
Fans of irony...
He was railing on PitchF/X until someone told him that it was a high-speed camera system

in use by all 30 stadiums.

And their next 4 games are against the Rays.

Oh….awesome….

I'm going to be sad when Green's arm explodes.
Not if JI teaches him to write left handed.
Then he'd be our LOOGY.

I would be sad.

I missed you so much.
Everyone wake up

Morrow is coming

... too easy.
lol wet dream rofl
Morrow should drill Hannahan
Just like he drilled your mom?
Good one Coach!!
Oh, snap.

Coach is back and edgier than ever!

I just hope my mom is safe!
You should start posting GIF's and Furries
Watch it buster

or else I will gif your behind!

Jose Lopez is not an attractive man.
I agree with you
It makes his woman more understandable
The carrot still stings you know
Stop poking yourself in the eye with it.
But I can almost reach it
Oh I get it a gay joke
Nothing sneaks up on you...you are usually expecting it from behind.
He could do worse than Queen Latifah
He looks like chubby short ARod to me...
I'm so glad Vidro gets an extra AB instead of Beltre.
Well Vidro could reach base and then Bel---hahahahaha, nevermind.
I applaud your effort.
and then..... and then.....BEL BIV DEVO!
So I just got here

Anything special happen in the game? (or gamethread?).

HANNAHAN MUST DIE
Your signature target has returned.
JI/Robert 08 now runs on a platform of peace
I wasn't informed of this.
Go with it
It'll make the Secretary of Little Hearts much more relevant.
You're all Nibblonians?
D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
I always was the peaceful part of this platform.

Alright, changed my signature.
We discovered subject line spellcheck
I had to format my laptop and lost it

But I’m too embarrassed to ask for it.

Step1
Step2

This is awesome.
JI/Robert 08

Still bringing Subject line spell check to the people.

I've yet to make a commitment.

Mostly because I don’t get it. But kudos. I also just realized that it works in the Google search bar (not at the top of Firefox, but at Google.com).

But J/M/G actually told us what it was.

YOU WITHHELD IT!

It was in the beta phase.
They beat you to the punch, deal with it.
Fuck that, there was a jpeg a week before that.
I noticed that.
Maybe Vidro could hit a 14 hopper to Ellis and Ellis could boot it.
bwhahaha
Enjoy the last remnants of your major league career colostomy bag

Walking is the only thing you’re good for

ewww
How do some people not know how far is too far?
9/11
Set to Benny Hill music?
Still hilarious
9/11 isn't gross
No but it's disgusting
Nope its a tragedy

There is a difference

Does anyone have that Will Smith 9/11 GIF on them?
Good idea to bring in a pinch runner.

That walk to first had to leave him out of breath.

Clement back under .600
That's his reaction time to a pitch, right?
FUCK YOU BELTRE...STOP HITTING THE BALL AT PEOPLE
I knew he'd be a bust!

Not like Vidro who’s our best hitter.

Vidro is able to draw walks!
I don't understand why they just don't lob it down the middle.
Fuck that, just bring out a tee.
I want to see nothing but eephus pitches thrown to Vidro.
Because a lot of front office people think Vidro is good?
Not a lot..
I think the pitchers are too busy laughing at Vidro to throw straight
Seems to me that our front office might be one of those
I think your being sarcastic coach...
What a dobwab.
....a what?
Google is also confused.
Pronounced

Duh-bwob or Dob-wab?

Morrowtime bitches
Where the fuck was that

Fuck you

Geez he just makes it look so easy.

Putz come back soon so this experiment can move to it’s rightful location.

How long is Putz out?
Back after the AS break.
All-Star break at least.
Until he's fucking better
We win?
Well yeah, we win. But we only accomplished one Matthew Key

Ichiro did have 3 hits...
Don't act like you know what the keys mean
But...Jason Ellison wasn't here...
You should do these often
Don't encourage him.
This will probably be dead memed pretty quickly.
That was a really weird game.
The highlight was my lolcat
Corco with his first win. Congrats!
Yay win..

..?

Brad Adams: You were safe, right?

Raul: ....Uhhh…

Aw. Stupid A's.
Blanton has 12 losses.

He should be on our team.

I think he could have more losses than any of our starters.

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