This afternoon I faced a quandary. To write or not to write? The Mariners had won, yes, but in a game between two of the worst teams in baseball, there can be no winners, and what's more is that Felix hadn't even pitched all that well and the biggest contribution was made by Miguel Cairo. Is there truly anything for anyone to gain by reading about what took place? After careful deliberation, I decided that, no, there is not. So that's when I
Biggest Contribution: Miguel Cairo, +21.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -6.8%
Most Important AB: Cairo triple, +22.0%
Most Important Pitch: Bowen homer, -14.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +2.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +47.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +0.1%
(What is this chart?)
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You could have written more about Jose Lopez
Dewey N - August 24, 2008
Jose Lopez hits boring homers.
JI - August 24, 2008
Jim Edmonds told me that Bruce Springsteen is the worst musician to come out of New Jersey
Dewey N - August 24, 2008
Ahh, The Bruce
From what I’ve heard, most of his concert time is taken up by him just … talking. These long, boring stories that go nowhere. He’s like an old person.
Fez - August 24, 2008
I guess insulting Chris Cornell is just too easy.
JI - August 24, 2008
Speaking of which
Has anyone heard Cornell’s new hip hop work?
Fin - August 24, 2008
Ugh.
He’s gotten progressively worse since Soundgarden.
Mariner John - August 24, 2008
I liked Audioslave just fine.
But this??? If this isn’t a cry to make money, then I don’t know what is.
Fin - August 24, 2008
I liked Audioslave as well
but it was not as good as Soundgarden.
Mariner John - August 24, 2008
If he wanted to make money he would have not quit Audioslave.
JI - August 24, 2008
His first solo album was flat awesome.
Slica - August 25, 2008
It is laugh out loud terrible.
Hopefully it’s just a phase because the man can still sing and put on a good show.
JI - August 24, 2008
This writeup amuses me a great deal.
BrianL - August 24, 2008
Blazes... Tied with the Padres.
Go away. You don’t need high draft picks.
ThundaPC - August 24, 2008
Cairo's Wiener =(
Sports on a Schtick - August 24, 2008
Speaking of wieners…
JI - August 24, 2008
Nice use of bold
Dewey N - August 24, 2008
Suck it Dodgers! Woooo Pedro Feliz!
Goose - August 24, 2008
Hey guys did you know Felix had a quality start?
3 earned runs in 6 innings which as everyone knows is a quality start which as everyone knows is the best available metric to evaluate pitching! Felix should have more quality starts like Jarrod Washburn! Quality start quality start
Nick S - August 25, 2008
NO ITS GAME SCORE
Gomez - August 25, 2008
NO IT'S tRA
seattlebruin - August 25, 2008
WHOOSH
Gomez - August 25, 2008
NO IT'S IRONICALLY INTENTIONALLY DOING IT WRONG
seattlebruin - August 25, 2008
THAT IS SO 4TH LEVEL META
Gomez - August 25, 2008
Felix is currently at 49.7% groundballs
Goddammit
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
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