I like to think that this is the universe's way of telling us that we've all been bad people who deserve nothing but anguish and misery and crippling, debilitating boredom. All those hours you spent slacking off at work? All those times you screened calls from your mother? All those tickets you bought for a special advance showing of Disaster Movie? Now you have no choice but to pay dearly for your indiscretion. Just remember, you did this to yourself.
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Go watch the Seahawks instead!
Christian - August 25, 2008
I'm gonna watch Haren/Peavy live
I’m not the one being subjected to this.
Jeff Sullivan - August 25, 2008
The last time those two faced off, they gave up a combined 10 runs.
Goose - August 25, 2008
Dan Haren is crap.
JI - August 25, 2008
Today's transactions include people with the last names of Messenger and Hamburger...
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
You know, I saw those WHIP totals and thought "Man, Batista sucks!"
It wasn’t until I saw the ERA that I realised the numbers weren’t real.
Llewdor - August 25, 2008
Frye to Burleson!
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
This game definitely looks like it's worth my time to watch
goodmorning - August 25, 2008
You think the Mariners can sign this kid
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/26395346/
bluemax - August 25, 2008
I just read that article
It amuses me that his mom called the police when told he couldn’t pitch.
nwtrev - August 25, 2008
and Vidro is in it!
Christian - August 25, 2008
Free Jericho Scott!
I say let him play with older kids. To hell with the other 9 year olds if they don’t want to play with him.
Gomez - August 25, 2008
Possible Danny Almonte 2.0?
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
The mirror-universe Danny Almonte
Playing with 12 year olds even though he’s too young…
Gomez - August 25, 2008
Hahaha you doctored the shit out of his numbers
Gomez - August 25, 2008
It's fucking hot here. I'm going to drink some Pacifico and not watch Tits.
chinn - August 25, 2008
I turned down free tickets to today's game.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Well done, sir.
chinn - August 25, 2008
I had tickets a few weeks ago to some pretty decent seats but I couldn't go
I couldn’t give them away.
nwtrev - August 25, 2008
Wow the posters on Field Gulls are almost as crazy as you guys
First quarter and already over 400 comments
nwtrev - August 25, 2008
Some of the crazies over at Field Gulls are also crazies here at LL.
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
Guilty.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
In a good way, of course.
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
That is worst game thread ever
Robert - August 25, 2008
Example
http://www.fieldgulls.com/2008/8/25/601079/seahawks-chargers-game-thr#8329683
Robert - August 25, 2008
Enjoy your new home
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I want backsies
Robert - August 25, 2008
Grady Sizemore=30-30
Goose - August 25, 2008
I bet your high school has never produced a 30-30 player.
Sucks to be you, because mine did. Beeyotch.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Your high school also produced a player who shoved you into a locker
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
He's sucking it up in the Nationals organization, so I'm happy.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Are you
the new butthol?
bluemax - August 25, 2008
No this is true.
Steven Souza of the Washington Nationals organization shoved me into a locker my freshman year.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
At least you can let it out here.
JI - August 25, 2008
Was he wearing a frog suit whilst shoving?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I've heard that about him
I know some people from Cascade who told me he grabbed his crotch and growled in front of a Kansas City Royals scout after hitting a home run.
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
He's a total douchebag.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I've also heard that about Travis Snider from Jackson
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
I went to middle school with him.
He threw me into a dumpster.
I’ve had bad luck with ML prospects.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I can't believe you've been throw in a dumpster every other day of your life
and it’s never happened to me.
JI - August 25, 2008
Band nerd.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I was a band nerd back then too
But I was a couple years older than him, so he never messed with me
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
Scrawny band nerd.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
So goes life
At least we get to watch Souza suck balls with the nationals organization. He hasn’t been very good.
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
No kidding.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Some friends and I threw a kid into a dumpster once.
But then again, he was a smelly son of a bitch to begin with, so we thought it’d make him smell better.
Goose - August 25, 2008
How thoughtful
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
Mine's produced a two time Olympic Gold Medalist in woman's fencing who also won the first American fencing medal in over 100 years.
joof - August 25, 2008
So, can we use the END! END! jpg already?
eponymous_coward - August 25, 2008
No.
Like on the show, it must must be saved for the worst of the very worstest.
JI - August 25, 2008
Isn't any Tits start the worst of the worstest?
eponymous_coward - August 25, 2008
Not the game where he discovered his magic move that will let him pitch for 4 or 5 more years.
JI - August 25, 2008
That magic move being Lee Pelekoudas signing him to a 4 year extension, I guess.
eponymous_coward - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
Holy crap
That is the funniest stat line ever.
I cant believe you would embellish that much…no way was he that good.
Slica - August 25, 2008
That stat line is unreal.
It is not possible that line belongs to a ML starting pitcher. What is the FO thinking? There must be many. many minor league pitchers who could post better numbers. What is Batista thinking, doesn’t pride come to play at some point. If I did my job that poorly, I’d have a hard going to work.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Im sure Baek had an uglier one...
Slica - August 25, 2008
No matter what Baek's line was his paycheck wasn't close to Batista's.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
I get uncomfortable watching New York Vinnie doing his segment.
JI - August 25, 2008
I get uncomfortable watching New York Vinnie.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
You've never seen him in person.
JI - August 25, 2008
Oh my god I'm so sorry.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
He comes over way worse on tv.
JI - August 25, 2008
Is it just me or are recently traded players reporting to their new teams much quicker than they used to?
JI - August 25, 2008
Watching lizards on my back porch or watching this game?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Game!
JI - August 25, 2008
I suggest Beyond Good and Evil.
The best game no one played.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
It was on sale
for $5 this weekend on STEAM, and no one bought it. (I kid).
Also what happened to Psychonauts.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
You just don't want this game thread to die a painful death.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
You will miss baseball when it is gone.
JI - August 25, 2008
I'm hanging around tonight.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
So game thread.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Brought to you by Anchor Porter.
mmhmm good.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Did you eat?
If not, this could get fun.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I'm finishing off a Paseo pork sandwich now.
Sorry to disappoint.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I envy you and your good food and your good beer.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Does anyone have preferences for root beer?
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
Thomas Kemper.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Fancy rootbeers don't agree with me for some reason.
JI - August 25, 2008
I love Kemper.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I bought some Henry Weinhard's RB
because it was cheap at WinCo, but I do have a couple bottles of TK remaining.
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
Anything but Barq's.
Coach
JI - August 25, 2008
Oh God is Coach opposed to caffeine too?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Isn't this a positive though?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Only if you get to him him accidentally drink a caffinated beverage
and OD
JI - August 25, 2008
Based on a sample size of Robert
I can claim that drinking caffeine severely impairs your driving.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
The texting doesn't help.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
How much caffiene?
Based on a SSS of me I’d say it improves mine greatly.
JI - August 25, 2008
At least it isnt a small sample size
ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo
Robert - August 25, 2008
That's true. You do drink a lot of caffeine.
So I’m not worried about a small sample there.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Like hell it is
Robert - August 25, 2008
I mean I wouldn't want to see Coach on caffeine.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Barq's sucks though.
Root beer was meant to be caffeine free.
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
A&W famous freeze
Robert - August 25, 2008
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for A&W.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
A&W is better at a restaurant
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
This is true.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
my preference:
1, Henry’s
2. A&W from one of the resturants
3. store a&w
RafaelCarmona22 - August 26, 2008
My life is nothing but glamour.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I can tell.
JI - August 25, 2008
I suspected as much.
My beer is Abita Turbodog.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
On a hot night
This is a criminally underrated go to beer
I actually am corco - August 25, 2008
I bet I would vomit on contact.
JI - August 25, 2008
Lets not start this again.
And yes, I know who I’m talking to.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Game, duh.
Seahawks rule.
Rally Frye!!!
Slica - August 25, 2008
I don't watch that sort of thing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I'd rather watch Friends that pre-season football.
JI - August 25, 2008
Seriously Kreuger WTF?
You just implied that the Twins use the ventilation system to blow balls fair/foul.
JI - August 25, 2008
You have got to be shitting me.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Unbelievable
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
My God.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Thank god I missed that while flipping back to the Hawks game
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
Pre season football is worse than what this will be.
JI - August 25, 2008
Charlie Frye's success is sustainable!
Matthew - August 25, 2008
The only thing I know about the Hawks roster management is
Wallace = flexibility!
but I couldn’t name all the positions ont he field.
JI - August 25, 2008
Wallace = Bloomquist???????
Big Jared - August 25, 2008
Tony Phillips?
JI - August 25, 2008
Yes it is!
Against 4th and 5th stringers!
Gomez - August 25, 2008
No twinkie dome?
I don’t know if even pre season football could be worse than Krueger.
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
What does Guardado offer that you random AAA lefty does not?...
JI - August 25, 2008
A name fans know?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
A Get Out of Blame Free card for the GM?
JI - August 25, 2008
Shaving cream pies.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
No Wells?
JI - August 25, 2008
Dodgers outhit Phillies 13 to 10, still lose 5-0.
Haha, suck it Dodgers.
Goose - August 25, 2008
I understand this
I think I hate the Brewers more than any team I have ever hated before.
JI - August 25, 2008
Pennant races kick ass don't they?
Goose - August 25, 2008
The Brewers are a bunch of klansman
who lure 10 year old girls into the back of their vans with candy.
JI - August 25, 2008
That's harsh.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
They're a bunch of no good fuckin cheaters
JI - August 25, 2008
That's better.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
In addition to being white supremacist child rapers
JI - August 25, 2008
Ok, now you are heading back into harsh.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
I never left.
JI - August 25, 2008
Have it your way.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Its getting depressing
Blake and Manny have stopped hitting.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
I didn't have a problem with Manny tearing it up in LA, but Blake was starting to piss me off.
Goose - August 25, 2008
Andy LaRoche
is enjoying Casey Blake’s struggles.
Also Manny cut his hair and has sucked since.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
Awwww poor Dodgers.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I hate any team that is run by BIll Plasche
JI - August 25, 2008
I see what you did there.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
The source of Manny's power.
Goose - August 25, 2008
Samson
JI - August 25, 2008
Brock Sampson
bluemax - August 25, 2008
Also 7 games left against the D-Backs
say its not over yet.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
I never said it was.
I was just laughing at their current misery.
Goose - August 25, 2008
Meh
I’d love for the Dodgers to make it so that I can go to a playoff game that isn’t in Anaheim, but if they don’t I’ll at least have college football to console me.
I want the Dodgers to make it but I also don’t want Ned Colletti to be rewarded.
bluemax - August 25, 2008
Is it just me, or did we just play this team?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
oh god, Disaster Movie is real?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
what
JI - August 25, 2008
I thought Jeff was joking.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I thought so as well.
Like Epic Movie and Teen Movie. I thought it was just a play on that, but no, Hollywood is that devoid of creativity.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Ugh.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I'm contemplating walking around the Fox Studios lot this weekend and shouting at random people to be funnier.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Mauer's 2008 L/R splits are hilarious
Exhibit 1-A why SSS splits are meaningless.
JI - August 25, 2008
Now begins the downward spiral.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
He has a no hitter going!
JI - August 25, 2008
I wonder if the lizards are scampering merrily.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I dunno but some old lady
kept calling my house in the early morning Re: a captured raccoon in my backyard cages.
JI - August 25, 2008
It was a wrong number.
JI - August 25, 2008
Heart attack?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Imagine how good the Twins would be if Delmon Young wasn't a lemon.
JI - August 25, 2008
At least they're not stuck with Matt Garza's ticking time bomb of an elbow
</ fake biomechanists>
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I can't find the picture of his elbow.
JI - August 25, 2008
I was referring to something more recent,
but yes, that picture was disorientating.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I thought I'd take it full circle.
JI - August 25, 2008
I did find this
JI - August 25, 2008
The week of the 14th is going to be so awesome
Robert - August 25, 2008
September 7 is going to my best day in some time.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Isn't this best used when Jeff is around?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Doesn't work anymore.
In good conscious, I had to inform him of a headline show down in SD the week after.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
So much for tormenting him...
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
You could have bought him a ticket and mailed it to him
Robert - August 25, 2008
Well played
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I acquired a new, ultimate Jeff-bait
but alas, I just cannot bring myself to use it.
I’m too nice.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Oh take some risks Matthew.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Please tell me it has something to do with Sens-Ducks
JI - August 25, 2008
Possibly better.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Damn it Matthew.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Can we liveblog it?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
'we' ?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I think I've got the wrong event/date in my head.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
In the sixteenth
JI - August 25, 2008
After the season is decided on Wednesday,
I’m waitin’ on the sixth myself.
JI - August 25, 2008
I am recommending this fan jpeg.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
It turned green at DRB
JI - August 25, 2008
Gee, there's a shock.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
That was before DRB
stood for Date Rape Basement
JI - August 25, 2008
Stop you'll jinx it.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Complete apathetic response to that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Yuni is the perfect two hole hitter
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
Say what? He was a lousy 9 hole hitter.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Sarcasm
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
There goes Ichiro padding his stats again....
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
The run down of our hits last night is hilarious.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
"Hit too hard"
GOD
JI - August 25, 2008
Beltre hits it hard right at someone?
Shocking
Kevman22 - August 25, 2008
Please, new gm, use Beltre's bad luck this year to get him to sign a 3/40M extension over the winter.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Or we could find someone who has clue about the strike zone...
JI - August 25, 2008
It's over there!
::points to first::
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
Batista has a no-hitter going!
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Punto has a stupid name.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Nick?
JI - August 25, 2008
Ooops.
No, I was going for Punto.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It'd be a great name for a poor fielder.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Point?
JI - August 25, 2008
Exactly.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I don't get it.
JI - August 25, 2008
:(
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Damn it, seriously, how did you manage this?
It’s considered “abuse”?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
To be fair I was warned
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
This would be a perfect time to box oyu.
JI - August 25, 2008
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Jeff's not here.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Matthew'll do it for him
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Baiting for a boxing is not sporting.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Is there a defence?
JI - August 25, 2008
Longer boxings than you anticipate.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
:*(
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
When do the defense and offense trade sides?
JI - August 25, 2008
You're trading sides on spelling.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I was slyly referencing Graham in the first comment.
JI - August 25, 2008
It's tough to know with you.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
That's what I said earlier.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
TWIS is a boxable offence
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I am as clever as I am stupid.
JI - August 25, 2008
JI told me to
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
That's a lot of gerunds.
88fingerslukee - August 25, 2008
Oh god.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I still don't understand why.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
bwhahahaha
JI - August 25, 2008
Cairo is still on the team.
JI - August 25, 2008
There is no floor?
Two Rs and Two Ls - August 25, 2008
Contraction.
That would be the floor.
JI - August 25, 2008
The Cubs are clearly playing over their heads Blowers.
JI - August 25, 2008
I think he meant "over their hearts".
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
If Miguel Batista gets a no-hitter this season will be perfect
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Remember when Paul Abbott won 17 games and was our 5th starter?
that worked out real well in the playoffs
JI - August 25, 2008
Chargers went for 2
no OT woo!
bluemax - August 25, 2008
Fuckjob #1
Slica - August 25, 2008
zomg no football
JI - August 25, 2008
I just tuned into the game
What the fuck Tits is pitching? Oh god why why why?
esoteric - August 25, 2008
So he can throw a no hitter
JI - August 25, 2008
Clearly.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
No one likes a woman who talks back.
JI - August 25, 2008
Hey now...
BrianL - August 25, 2008
He wasn't talking about you
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Except for you.
JI - August 25, 2008
It sounds like you need a happy song my friend.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuRQGhrFxGU&feature=related
JI - August 25, 2008
Are you trying for a banning too?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
This place has gotten touchy ever since
Jeff stopped being a misogynist
JI - August 25, 2008
Watch it. Note the sig.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Your signature supports JI
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I might ban you for getting too bigheaded.
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Whatever BS.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It would be a reverse Oedipus
JI - August 25, 2008
Or a shutout
JI - August 25, 2008
Nevermind
JI - August 25, 2008
Just another "quality start" for Batista.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Thanks for being excited enough for all of us Dave
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
That's an error?
JI - August 25, 2008
That was a pretty mistake free error
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I'm thinking the same thing.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Dave had his Greenies tonight
Big Jared - August 25, 2008
Screw you Gomez.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Fuck you Gomez
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
:( :( :( :(- oh wait
Gomez - August 25, 2008
I still love you.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Not really right at him if he had to dive...
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
It was right at him after he dove
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Direction, not magnitude.
joof - August 25, 2008
What a silly single
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Followed by a wacky walk
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Outrageous out
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I would argue that Beltre is sillier than Yuni.
JI - August 25, 2008
Stupid Gomez
Robert - August 25, 2008
Aim better you silly man.
JI - August 25, 2008
Nice work there Ichiro
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Que?
What happened?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Batista is luckier than most men with girlie hips.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
That was an error last time.
JI - August 25, 2008
Ichi!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Homerun!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Nope.
JI - August 25, 2008
Wlad sucks and we should trade him
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
We can't trade anybody.
No one else wants anyone we want to get rid of.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Unless its Wlad
JI - August 25, 2008
Sorry for ending that with a preposition.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
You'll be sad when he turns into Sammy Sosa
JI - August 25, 2008
Are you suggesting we have a Sammy Sosa hiding in this lineup?
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Old broken down crappy Sammy Sosa.
JI - August 25, 2008
No
Robert - August 25, 2008
It was a less obvious Robait
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
In case y'all losers didn't notice before.
Scheduled network outage tonight, 11pm PDT.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
But...what will I do?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Sleep.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
PDT
Timezones.
JI - August 25, 2008
Someone who gets to work at roughly the same time as I do can go to sleep at 11pm.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I am not familiar with this concept.
Could you explain it to me?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
It's been alluding me lately too.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Sleep has been alluding to you?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
As has grammar.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I forgive you, mummy nola.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
ahahahah
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Oxymoron:
“the ability to hit with runners in scoring position”
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Batista is working towards a """"""""""""quality start""""""""""""
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
So Carlos Quentin hit his 6th home run of the year in one of today's games.
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
This is better wording.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
He has more than that doesn't he?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Suspended game?
JI - August 25, 2008
Apparently they played a game today that was scheduled in April.
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
Warnings are scary.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Scary is sometimes for the best.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Warnings?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
It's a mod popup ad that won't go away.
JI - August 25, 2008
Who's being warned?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Me, damn it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Those who need a lesson in humility.
JI - August 25, 2008
I was misheard.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It goes away. Hit the button. Hit the button.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Not when I was warned.
I was kicked out of club LL only to find it had been burned to the ground next morning.
JI - August 25, 2008
The drunk thread is going to get burned to the ground the next morning
Robert - August 25, 2008
The page can always be saved and hosted at Neo LL
JI - August 25, 2008
Yeah but it's going to be awesome to watch it burn
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
It will be set afire while we're still in it.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Final Solution.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Been done
JI - August 25, 2008
I wish I could take part in the drunk thread.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I will screenshot the entire thing and use it as blackmail
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
My idea is better.
JI - August 25, 2008
We should do it on a school night
Robert - August 25, 2008
Like that would make a difference
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Ah now I see the warning.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Liriano has one groundout tonight against nine in the air.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
He induces popups
JI - August 25, 2008
I for one never lost faith in Batista
Robert - August 25, 2008
Have you been paying attention? Or is that more sarcasm that I don't get?
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Obviously he's completely serious
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
I was watching the Hawks game
and I tuned this team out in May
Robert - August 25, 2008
ALWAYS assume sarcasm.
Until proven otherwise.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Bahaha
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
Well that was interesting.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Oh wow what the fuck
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Hit and runs are an idea that even retarded people make fun of.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Wait, that bit of strangeness was committed by the Twins?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Squeeze you fools!
JI - August 25, 2008
THE ONE TIME WHEN WE SHOULD ACTUALLY BUNT
JI - August 25, 2008
That will work, too.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
I love the squeeze so much
Robert - August 25, 2008
Lame.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Suicide's easy.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Ou est la piscine?
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Pardon moi?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Ou est la piscine?
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Uh
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Splish splosh
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
unh?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Je ne comprends pas.
eponymous_coward - August 25, 2008
I like the confusion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It's called acting
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Uh huh.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Uh huh
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Did you dye your hair black for Superbad?
JI - August 25, 2008
bon travail
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Taking a both
Robert - August 25, 2008
Bagette?
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
The people who try but fail must hate those
who kill themselves on accident.
JI - August 25, 2008
People that honestly try and fail are doing humanity a disservice.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Also; painless
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
I've heard that it is also painless.
Furthermore, it brings on many changes. You can take or leave it if you please.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Damn, late.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
The correct answer is actually
‘What happened to the revolution?’ because Berlin is a badass song.
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
About time.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Indeed
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I draw the line at running off cliffs.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I'd be an umbrella lemming
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Wonderful reference.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
BOOOO DON'T GIVE HIM A WIN YOU JERKS
OlSalty - August 25, 2008
MIGUEL CAIRO IS AMAZING
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I can't believe we're not losing.
JI - August 25, 2008
Say it again Sims
“Batista pitching in the 6th inning.”
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Batista should stay in the rotation
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Yup, quality start, maybe we can get rid of him.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Such poor aim
JI - August 25, 2008
Lose!
Lose!
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
Aim better ugly
JI - August 25, 2008
GOD GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
3 pitch strikeout
JI - August 25, 2008
DAMNIT must you get my hopes up?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
The fact that Nick Punto is hitting and we aren't makes me die a little inside.
JI - August 25, 2008
I really have a strange antagonism to this guy.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I wish he'd gone out in a more dramatic fashion.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Hit by line drive while running the bases?
JI - August 25, 2008
As long as it was funny.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Beaned in the chest but called out because he swung?
JI - August 25, 2008
That would be gif worthy.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
For some reason, this would bring me much satisfaction.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It happened to Joel
and I became giddy.
JI - August 25, 2008
He's like a less bad version of Willie.
JI - August 25, 2008
I honestly think I just don't like his name.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Es un punto feo
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
According to google translate and my foggy remembrance of Spanish class
punto = point
JI - August 25, 2008
Yo se.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Pero suena como una palabra mas ofensiva(?)
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
En mi mente, es mas como punta.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Pinche gringa
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Verdad dat, yo.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Me gusta ir de compras para los zapatos y las camisas se pongan en venta.
JI - August 25, 2008
Get a brain morans
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Ay papi chulo
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Hey!
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Have you never seen that image?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
No.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
.
Notice the team allegiances.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Excellent.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It's a JI family reunion!
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Bullshit I hate the south
JI - August 25, 2008
Why do you assume they're in the south?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Regionist.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Why wouldn't I?
JI - August 25, 2008
Because they're publicly supporting the teams you root for
and it kinda’ looks like Eastern Washington?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Bandana?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Go USA!
Cardinals
Bad spelling
JI - August 25, 2008
...
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
This is hilarious.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
In his defence, I don't think he's been particularly go USA.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
no politics srsly
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Hick facial hair
JI - August 25, 2008
I'm giving up on helping you.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I don't have hick facial hair.
JI - August 25, 2008
The kid is wearing a Mariners shirt.
JI - August 25, 2008
.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
No?
JI - August 25, 2008
It took you this long?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Quiet you.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I'm still convinced you were calling me a moran.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I was not.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Whew.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
lats braces
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I'm so tempted to post a certain video from A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I've got it pinned up on my cube wall.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
So you decided to tempt fate.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Living on the edge.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Did our catcher just field in an impressive manner?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It amazing what you can do if you mother lays off the booze when you are a fetus.
JI - August 25, 2008
ahahaha you cheeky bastard
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
huh?
JI - August 25, 2008
That Graham fellow hid my jpg
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Don't mess with the Jeffie.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Yeah
Opposing pitchers do it enough as it is.
Robert - August 25, 2008
Ahahahahaha
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Yes but less so than pop flies.
JI - August 25, 2008
I look forward to reading what all y'alls warning messages say.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Still not losing?
JI - August 25, 2008
What a catch
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I'm back, and no Tits for me.
And holy shit Raul.
chinn - August 25, 2008
This game seems quicker than most Batista starts
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
It's amazing how quickly the games go when you walk less that 2 batters an innings.
JI - August 25, 2008
nononono, go into extra innings
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
god dammit
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
NO, thanks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Extra innings has led to Burke pitching in the past
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
He's already in the lineup.
And I like sleep.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
But pitchers subbing in to hit
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
You gotta let it go.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Score a run!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Don't you have poetry to analyze?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
*sadface*
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
So... losing?
JI - August 25, 2008
FUCKING SHIT whatever
chinn - August 25, 2008
Lopez is impressing Dave.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It's easy to impress people when you're awesome.
joof - August 25, 2008
I'm really confused by this game
goodmorning - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
Easily shopped
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Yeah, he was nowhere near that close the second.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
You can edit gifs too
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
How appropriate being against Minnesota.
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
Great face plant.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Guardado?
bwhahaha
JI - August 25, 2008
It means a lot to us too, Dave.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Is it 2003 again?
Goose - August 25, 2008
Where's our 93 wins?
JI - August 25, 2008
Bad baseball is more tolerable when you're listening to the Country Teasers.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Yeah I'm watching Doctor Who.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
And blogging?
JI - August 25, 2008
I've got Gameday up on a FF tab.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Fuck this noise.
chinn - August 25, 2008
Fuck these dirty fucking assclown umps in San Diego!
Goose - August 25, 2008
You fuckers are lucky.
Goose - August 25, 2008
Looks like Jamie caught a case of the Jeffies
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
HIT HIM.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
WRONG WAY.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Ugly.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Mariners baseball!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Who the fuck is this queermo?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Let's hope we don't need to get to know him.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
He is a first rate douche.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I bet you the world he has a tattoo that says "Strong" in Japanese on his upper arm.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Well, kick that too.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Things get so much better when you drop by.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I sweat amazing.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Wait, what?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
You must drink tons of brawndo
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
It's got what plants carve.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I thought it would be beer and perhaps a couple other substances.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Nah, just beer.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
So no awesome?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Beer isn't awesome?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Good punto.
Beer down here, alas, is not.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Have I mentioned I dislike Punto?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I want to kick Randy Messenger in the junk.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Please kick Nick while you do this.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I ain't made of feet.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
You have two.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Well maybe if you lined up in a row.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
One of 'em would get a little more chin than foot, though,
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I don't care; I just have a strong desire to see him kicked.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Manhater
JI - August 25, 2008
Why do I always make this spelling error?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
What error?
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Shin != chin
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
BELTRE!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I shall blame Fogel if this thing goes into extras.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
That's for you!
JI - August 25, 2008
DO NOT BUNT YOU HANDSOME BASTARD
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
You tell him.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
He's going to assume that it's not a message for him.
JI - August 25, 2008
Jeffie sighting.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
C'mon extras
JI - August 25, 2008
god bunting is stupid
JI - August 25, 2008
Remember how the first thing we did when camp started was do bunting drills for an entire day?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
COME ON JOSE MAKE LOVE TO THE BALL
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Yeah, do that.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
*IF IT IS IN THE GODDAMN ZONE
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Or foul and foul and foul.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Denard Span is the love child of Willy Tavares and Manny Ramirez.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
He is
JI - August 25, 2008
Walk into that you lazy sack of shit
JI - August 25, 2008
YES MOTHERFUCKER YESSSSS
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
please still lose quickly!
Matthew - August 25, 2008
soulless
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
End!
End!
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
SIMPLE JEFF BETTER NOT FUCK THIS SHIT UP
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
damnit, need Clement walk than 1-2-3 DP
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Shut up
JI - August 25, 2008
If we go into extras again I'm going to laugh.
A somewhat twisted, maniacal laugh, but laughter nonetheless.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
You're cruel.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
This team caused me to be this way.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
I am so conflicted. Punto was an idiot. Yet I want this thing to end.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Delicious
JI - August 25, 2008
I want them to bunt with Jeffie
JI - August 25, 2008
FUCKING HELL
WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I wanna win
JI - August 25, 2008
I want us to lose.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
And you wonder why this blog is perceived so poorly.
JI - August 25, 2008
Not really, no.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I want it to end.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
It's only 9:55
JI - August 25, 2008
Last year we'd all be hopping mad at a game like this
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
"Last year"
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
I AM hopping mad.
I can’t give up and I can’t sleep.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
`
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Why do they have three corner infielders backing up the catcher?
What a weirdass defensive formation
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Can we please have Panther not be a bannable offense?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
So in essence you are a Red Sox fan.
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
Mariner fan
JI - August 25, 2008
You moron Jeff
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
bwhahaha
Jeffie you retard
EXTRAS
JI - August 25, 2008
Weeee Jeffie
BrianL - August 25, 2008
YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT
THAT WAS STILL ACCEPTABLE
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
DAMN IT JEFFIE.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Kenji is bad.
Christian - August 25, 2008
You retard Kenji
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
get the out and lets go into extras
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
danka shoen
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
danke
Paytheline - August 25, 2008
I'm sorry I never took Russian
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
schoen
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Like I speak French
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
And anyway,
Danke schoen = Wayne Newton = Las Vegas Gay
Paytheline - August 25, 2008
BIG GAY PILES OF A GAY
Matthew - August 25, 2008
haha
oh wow
IceStormV1 - August 25, 2008
And cue maniacal laughter.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Tonight I hate being a baseball fan.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Ready to embrace American football?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Lofa....
sigh
Christian - August 25, 2008
shutupshutupshutupshutup
BrianL - August 25, 2008
What happened to Lofa?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Injured knee, MRI tomorrow.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
ASS
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I have hear knee and I have heard ankle.
Christian - August 25, 2008
Left the game on crutches.
MRI tomorrow.
Christian - August 25, 2008
GOD
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Thank God for Hawthorne Thank God for Hawthorne.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
That statement right there is what lead to him being hurt, so hush you.
Christian - August 25, 2008
Yeah because we're going to be just fine without Tats.
Fuck this city. I’m so glad I’m taking the weekend off again.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
We'll know more tomorrow.
Hopefully he’ll just miss Friday’s game.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Yes, because things usually work out well for us.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
No one who should play Friday.
We should forfeit.
Christian - August 25, 2008
God I wish.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
That might teach the football fans being so smug about rooting for a good team.
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
There should be an extra 'for' somewhere in there
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Absolutely not. I'll stick with soccer, thanks.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
This has been one of the most exciting games in weeks for me
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I dare you to fuck this up JJ
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
so what was here is no longer. Go ahead and refresh.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I'll loose my Jeffies.
JI - August 25, 2008
It looks that Tits has earned himself his next start.
Fin - August 25, 2008
It's going to suck if this game goes past 11pm.
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
*passed...
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
Quiet you.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Go Mariners!
JI - August 25, 2008
I think it's just you and me
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I'm watching a thing on KCTS about portraits.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I'm pro-Mariner.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
We're all pro-Mariner.
My version of pro-Mariner actually makes sense.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
You're like Ozymandias
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Do your homework elsewhere.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
...the character from Watchmen
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I was giving you credit.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Gaze upon my works and despair
JI - August 25, 2008
Oh wait I just want the game to go on really long and hopefully have the Mariners win
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
yay beltre
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
BEAUTIFUl
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
END!
END!
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Free baseball!
JI - August 25, 2008
Yay!
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I'm trying to be positive because the season will be decided in the next two days.
JI - August 25, 2008
What the hell are you talking about?
Matthew - August 25, 2008
If we get swept by the Brewers we are fucked.
JI - August 25, 2008
But if not the season won't be decided
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Perhaps
I think we wil have Pujols aim for Ben Sheets and then JJ Hardy
JI - August 25, 2008
StL?
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Fun fact
The Cardinals were one game out on Sept. 8 last year. This season could actually end sooner.
JI - August 25, 2008
Where's Cameron when we need him?
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Fucking my life
JI - August 25, 2008
Did you mean your wife?
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Nope
JI - August 25, 2008
So....
A matchup of Miguel Batista vs. Francisco Liriano results in a 2-2 game heading into the 11th.
Yeah…..
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
Sample sizes of 1 are meaningful!
Also learned today: Liriano will never get hurt again.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
But.....Batista has a """"""""""""quality start""""""""""""
ThundaPC - August 25, 2008
Jason Bay looks kind of like an alien here.
Fin - August 25, 2008
He is from Canada
JI - August 25, 2008
I think you may have misinterpreted what I meant by alien.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Maybe it could be a Matthew/Graham love child.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Not enough asian
JI - August 25, 2008
That looks more like this:
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
Was that your sorority?
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I can't believe that logo has stuck.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
I like how fucked up those stitches are
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I made it in paint!
Matthew - August 25, 2008
It's obvious.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
They spelled stat with an E
Even I don’t miss something like that
JI - August 25, 2008
Sigma!
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I figured
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I thought you borrowed it from 1992.
JI - August 25, 2008
I'm seeing a slightly scarred elf-being.
Omerta - August 25, 2008
He looks kind of like Matthew from this angle
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Yep
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
He does, doesn't he?
JI - August 25, 2008
I guess this is what it'd look like to see Matthew wearing a Red Sox uni.
Fin - August 25, 2008
but more sexy
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
That's...almost uncanny.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
The eyes don't work though
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I haven't spent as much time gazing into Matthew's eyes as you have.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Love triangle?
JI - August 25, 2008
Trilovemvirate
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Maybe its what a Matthew/Graham love child would look like.
Fin - August 25, 2008
I swear I've heard this before.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
I hope Jeff doesn't feel left out.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Jeff has Hyphen.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
R.A. Dickey
Because you like your wild pitch specialist throwing in extras.
Paytheline - August 25, 2008
For Strasburg we do.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Indeed.
There is a bright spot in every dark situation.
Omerta - August 25, 2008
Even cancer!
Omerta - August 25, 2008
This will be great when SBN shuts down just before we win.
Omerta - August 25, 2008
Oh fuck no
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
We have a backup plan.
JI - August 25, 2008
USSMariner.com?
Fin - August 25, 2008
We'd kill the servers.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Late.
JI - August 25, 2008
wrong
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I can't refresh.
JI - August 25, 2008
They're otherwise accessible, drama queen
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Only if you are into server jihad.
JI - August 25, 2008
Extend your goddamn arms when you run
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omerta - August 25, 2008
Question:
How many no hitters (if any) have there been where both teams scored?
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
42
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
A number you just vomited up, I presume?
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
Read more Douglas Adams
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
It is the answer to everything
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Read it all. Love Adams.
Just didn’t get it at first.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
But...
Anyone know? I haven’t found an answer on Google.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
BELTRE!
krb - August 25, 2008
YOU UNCLUTCH SON OF A BITCH
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
HE LEARNED TO AIM INTO THE SEATS
BrianL - August 25, 2008
[BULLPEN]
Matthew - August 25, 2008
You wanted to lose.
JI - August 25, 2008
My desire to team the team lose takes a backseat when Adrian is awesome.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Team the team?
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
Sleeeeeeep.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Go ahead, you've earned it
Or something
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
I can be both sad that they won and happy that Beltre continues to be awesome.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
You're messed up.
JI - August 25, 2008
Yes. I'm screwed up for wanting this team to get better talent in the 2009 draft
instead of winning pointless games in 2008.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
How dare you
Jerk
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
I only wanna win badly on Cardinal offdays
And, given a choice, I’d much rather play .700 ball for the rest of the season than get the first pick.
JI - August 25, 2008
That's retarded.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Ozymandias Bay
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Winning is fun.
There’s no way we can outlast the Nationals anyway.
JI - August 25, 2008
#2 pick still very valuable.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
But no Strasburg.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Maybe, maybe not.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Correctamundo.
JI - August 25, 2008
The Nationals are inept
And may screw up the pick anyway. They’ll end up with a 5 gallon bucket of taco sauce or something
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
The failed to sign Crow, not pick him.
JI - August 25, 2008
Or an urban high school outfielder?
That’s at least my hope. I heard they have plenty of pitching in their system already, they just need hitting.
Fin - August 25, 2008
More likely a college talent
but they need hitting all over the place. They could pass on SAS to take a polished collegiate hitter.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Who know what HS kids are going to mature as well...
JI - August 25, 2008
And wins are more fun when they matter.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Losing has gotten to me.
JI - August 25, 2008
This win would be me hugging my computer and screaming last year
This year it’s still really awesome to see Beltre hit a 2 run bomb to end the game in extras
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
I do not think I will be this excited if we end the year in last place
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
That's my stance. He hit that and I did a reverse Slow Clap
I clapped fast and cheered, and then slowed down because we won :(
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
I'm glad you still have a little love in your heart.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
[MY CABLE ISN'T WORKING AND I'M WATCHING ON GAMEDAY]
BrianL - August 25, 2008
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
KING AWESOME!
IceStormV1 - August 25, 2008
BELTRE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
YAYEYYESYSE FUCK YES
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Wheeee
JI - August 25, 2008
Beautiful.
Still not loving Batista.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
That quite the stance.
JI - August 25, 2008
Yes is.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
CRUSHED
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
TOLD YA HATERS
JI - August 25, 2008
SUCK IT EVERYONE WHO HATES BELTRE
BrianL - August 25, 2008
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYdrian!
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 25, 2008
Over!
Over!
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
DUDE
z
Paytheline - August 25, 2008
I like coming home and turning on the TV for that
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
But...
First round pick?
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
I think we'll still get at least one first round pick
Dewey N - August 25, 2008
Whoops - fuck me.
I meant first pick.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
"Whoops - fuck me"
Now there’s an invitation which will not cause a stampede.
Graham MacAree - August 25, 2008
I hear that all the time in Pioneer Square.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
Ba-zing.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
JI - August 25, 2008
So I did not make the connection between "A Bit of Fry and Laurie" and Hugh Laurie as House until Saturday.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
Crazy, eh?
BrianL - August 25, 2008
It doesn't help that I'm ridiculously unobservant.
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
I've been watching his old BBC stuff lately.
Good grief, he is a talented actor.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
We fall a half game back on that front.
Seriously, who cares about winning at that point?
Fin - August 25, 2008
We still get it.
Well, until our very own Spygate is revealed.
Wilder. - August 25, 2008
Well that'd be horribly funny if the Mariners were caught with a spygate.
That’s kind of like how Ryan Franklin sucked and then got caught doing steroids.
Fin - August 25, 2008
Oh my God that ball was slaughtered.
BrianL - August 25, 2008
Beltre plays hurt better than most play healthy.
Omerta - August 25, 2008
Including himself.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Funny how that works, huh?
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
"Daggone ball snuck through there" ?
Oh my god, Jim Riggelman thinks it’s 1956.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Dad gummit!
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
The Twinkies aren't going anywhere. They need a bullpen.
Have we got a deal for them. Washout and Batista are all yours.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
Thier bullpen is fine.
JI - August 25, 2008
Not if we can beat them.
Not Loving Batista - August 25, 2008
We should never have tied the game.
JI - August 25, 2008
OH CHRIST BLOWERS
BATISTA PITCHING THROUGH SUCKING IS NOT STANDING TALL YOU BLOW HARDING MOUTH PIECE AND NO CHANGING ARM ANGLE IS ABOUT AS MEANINGFUL AS CHANGING GLOVE POSTION!!!!!!! NOT AT ALL !!!! GAHHHHHH FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN LOVECHILD OF A FAS BABY AND A RETARDED LLAMA
Matthew - August 25, 2008
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
I agree with this rant.
JI - August 25, 2008
PGTE
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
BASEBALL IN MINNESOTA IS STILL REAL BASEBALL
DIE IN A MOTHERFUCKING FIRE.
SLOWLY.
Matthew - August 25, 2008
Did you miss the part where he implied they use the ventilation system
to blow balls fair/foul?
JI - August 25, 2008
Remember when Matthew said he'd top a JeffRant?
Well we’re getting closer
seattlebruin - August 26, 2008
I like seeing MatthewRants in the morning.
Especially when they involve llamas.
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 26, 2008
Whoa that is awesome.
BrettJMiller - August 26, 2008
Niehaus senile quote of the day:
“Miguel Cairo, heck of a job. He pitched a pretty good game day.”
Omerta - August 25, 2008
Please tell me this wasn't actually said.
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.
/Yogi Berra
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
Kreuger is going over his keys to the game
First one for Start in the stretch got a check. “Miguel Batista didn’t start in the stretch because the windup was working for him. So, that gets a check”
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
Krueger is a fucking tool.
Phillips head.
kevin_ess - August 25, 2008
In other news:
Aaron Campeau - August 25, 2008
*Makes raspberry noise
tootthekazoo - August 25, 2008
Is his left arm attached to his inner ear canal by a black triangle?
Omerta - August 25, 2008
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