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9/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

If it hadn't been for Morrow being so awesome last week then I would probably be thrilled right now.

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This is quite the "pitching" duel.
Stupid popup hits
Hilarious
Like I would fall for that shit
I'm lucky I happened to refresh the front page at the exact moment the new thread was posted.
stupid high expectations
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Brendan Ryan is the least scrappy white guy I have ever seen
Oh hey the game could be tied now
NOT A STRIKE

FUCK YOU REILLY

Morrows song can be "Build me up buttercup"
Adorable.
I think it should be "He Hit Me (It Felt Like a Kiss)"
Or a certain song that begins with "I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me"
Thats reserved for Brown Town
Josh Brown?

Fuck dreamboat.

Yes I believe you've mentioned this before
Give me a season to get over him being an ass.
Well then

there’s only one option

Well played, Mr. Sullivan.
WTF IS IT WITH THE ANGELS AND PUSSY HITS?!

MOTHERFUCERKS

Don't worry, we hit into a DP.
You're in the running for a LLemmy, you know.
I want you and chinn to hang out
That slider barely moved
You mean it was Felix's mystery suck pitch?
It didn't barely move that much
Valbuena to LaHair

This sounds like a fun future combo for the Mariners

FUCK ME NAKED!
YEAH HOW ABOUT PUSSY DP YOU BASTARDS

AND I AINT TALKING DOUBLE PENETRATION.

HOW DARE YOU SCORE OFF OUR PHENOM YOU WANKERS

FUCK YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY

Easy, easy!

You don’t need to make up for all the GTE we haven’t infused into the game threads this year.

Seven years ago somebody did
Nobody cares about New York
I let Bristol CT do my thinking
I'm speechless. I don't compare at all to you.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

I WANT 9IP 0 H 0 BB 22 SO from Morrow, nothing more, nothing less.

http://www.candystand.com/play.do?id=17946
God I used to play that for days straight.

I like how it’s called Bullpen Blast, yet the entire point of the game is to never use the bullpen.

I have thrown two perfect games in countless thousand attempts
I'm going to buy a few packs of Life-Savers and throw a perfect game tonight.
Beat 65000 points
I just remembered I only have laptops at home and no mouse.

This will have to wait until a really slow day at work. But I will do it.

I expect PBP text updates
Chris Sperou is a motherfucker
Is that the guy with no blue zone?
He has one and I always bean him trying
This got esoteric in a hurry
You offered a link, at least.

The uninitiated have only themselves to blame.

You know I love texting.
I MAY GOOD BED SOON I AM VERY TIRED,
This sentence is missing something

Sense

I wasnt sure if that was I am going to bed or I am good in bed...
THAT WAS GAYER THAN "ALEXANDER"
JEFF YOU ARE SO FUNNY I COULD KISS YOU.

I WAS TRYING TO TELL MY [NORMAL] FRIEND ABOUT THIS BLOG TONIGHT, BUT HE REALLY WASNT INTERESTED, HIS LOSS.

Soon both JI's teams will be irrelevant
Soon?
You still care enough to suggest that the Cards have a chance
I was pretending that depite a win putting us 3 back

that Felipe Lopez wasn’t our 5 hitter

We both have Lopez #5s
gay
sexily gay
no wait

gayly sexy

aw yeah pelvic thrust
That has a terrible rythm
Terribly sexy
Yuni's face is telling me "hey baby hop on"

and Jose is like “uh yeah bitch get the fuck on this bike”

Since everyone else is ass kissing tonight...

My birthday is a mere 30 minutes away.

So pucker up.

Kenji!
Late as fuck.
A whole year?
Some of us get an extremely delayed feed
I get it on TV but my internet is slow as fuck tonight
You should try switching from the Jeff Clement ISP
Hey Jeff Clement has the strength of ten men
And the speed of twenty

tied together

While catching a pop fly
Wow Joh hit something
How has Morrow pitched tonight?

I am not capable of analysis right now,. Please enlighten me.

Wildly
If this represents a bad Morrow start,

I would wet myself.

Well he's been kind of bad
Considering what we expected of him a week ago?
I didn't even know what to expect

I don’t think I had any expectations. Only questions.

Considering what we would have expected from him two months ago?
FUCK YOU MATTHEWS
Yeah, cheer the 30 million you still get to pay him.
How much are you paying Johjima? 0_o
First time in a while Gary's looked like he knows how to play the OF.
Shit!

its only his second start its only his second start….

Hey Brandon, have you notice that joint these hitters have about halfway between their belt and the earth?

Try pitching around that area.

Lay off him, the Angels are patient
And the fact that there's one guy in the lineup who can hit it to the outfield.
YET AN OTHER MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY HIT

I WISH I SUPPORTED THE A’S INSTEAD OF THE M’S/

Actually if our shortstop had the range of a Daisy Air Rifle that would have been caught.

It’s called “diving for the ball” Yuni. It won’t damage your stomach…promise.

KILL ME.
Hey EM

It is late in a lost season, calm down…

Quiet you.

EM can do as he pleases after giving us “FUCK MY PUSSY!”

GTE is a good thing when it comes from EM
I dont want to blame

Just worry a bit.

I for one find his willingness to give a shit at this point refreshing
you haven't given up yet?
Bahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha

oh wow.

Thanks for the xtra swings, Kenji.
Baseball is the best game ever.

You Americans are so lucky.

Oh yeah, Johjima is so much better than Jeffie.
baahahhaah a wee little case of the jeffies
KENJI IS PAID MILLIONS OF POUNDS PER YEAR TO DO THAT.

CLEMENT LESSONS?

Ummm

Jeffie is back! (in spirit)

Yay intentional walk
What the fuck are you talking about mike?
consistently 93 now.

Fatigue methings.

That's still good velocity, in top 10% of starters.
For some reason I can't import the PITCHf/x data today and it's annoying
Hey I like this options for home/away feeds.
Does not work with my Linux player :-(
STRIKE THIS VAGINAL DISCHARGE OUT!
Calm down dawg

Chilllllll Winston.

I'd perform ATM on that pitch
This is why you don't have a job in basesball

This move was your fault
But the photo is perfect
This is the grossest baseball-related comment I've ever seen.

Nicely done.

I don't get it
Clerks 2
Oooooohhh

That movie was terrible

I bought it but have yet to watch it.
Except for the bit about "Pillowpants".

That is better than anything else Kevin Smith has ever written.

Or the Internet.
THE DODGERS ARE NOT A GOOD BASEBALL TEAMS SIMS! TORRE HAS DONE NOTHING! THE YANKEES ARE BETTER!
STRIKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARSE OUT.
Morrow should exclusively throw that pitch
What about some runs?
Jeff that post yesterdat was awesome.

Don’t ever die.

Based on a sample size of nearly 23 years I'm never going to
HIT A FUCKING HOMER OFF WEAVER'S NUTS!
I'd much rather have Milwaukee win the wildcard than the Astros.

Ed Wade doesn’t need validation.

I hope the Cubs and Red Sox both capitulate.
HIT A HOMER BALDY
how about a lomer?
What the fuck happened in this thread
Commenting
So that's what that is
In a fashion.
I haven't been in an EnglishMariner thread for a while

So it was kind of a shock.

YOU STUPID ASSHOLE LOPEZ
If you are quiet and relaxed tomorrow I and the lady will be sorely disappointed
I'm taking the train so I'll have no drink limit.
I am now twice as excited as before
WHY WHY WHY YOU WANKER?!?!
not a strike
makeup for the 0-1
Which was outside.
PEOPLE WHO GET OUT LIKE THAT SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED.
how about a yunibomb?
THAT WAS NEVER A FUCKING STRIKE PILLOCK.
Words cannot express how much I love your commenting
ditto.
CMON YUNI PUT IT UP THEIR ARSE, MAKE THEM BLEED.
that was more like up her nose.
if he homers, everyone gets a beer
Good patience fromYuni so far...
Between the lines next time potatoface
That's what you get for listening
A popup?!?!?!?!
Look I am on a delayed feed ... DONT...
Like you didn't see it coming
YUNI YOU CAN EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF MY SHIT
This is my favorite game thread in months
I make everything better. ^_^
Great, I just had some peanuts...
Gloaddammit Yuni
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU STILL POP UP RATHER THAN WIN YOU FUCKING OVERPAID FAT FUCK?!

GO AND HANG AROUND WITH FELLOW FAT FUCK CARLOS SILVA YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.

Morrow out, interest wanes
read: gone
I remain interested in EM and chinn
Say what now?

I just turned on Doctor Who.

You'll miss this when it's gone.
OH HEY ITS 5AM AND MORROW IS GONE, MAYBE I WILL NOW FUCKING SLEEP
Doesn't sound like it.
I still have a drink left but else I agree with you
Hey Robb, my name's chinnnn.
YET AN OTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROUNDBALL PUSSY FUCKING HIT?!?!?!?

OH HEY WELCOME TO LA WE LOVE TO FUCKINHG DEUHDEHEDHHEIIU

Oh hay its sunday robert
What kind of turn was that Raul?
I HATE THE ANGELS AND THEIR PUSSY HITS

I WISH SOME HOOLIGANS WOULD INVADE ANAHEIM/.

This will happen tomorrow.
I am bringing a club
I am bringing a gigantic douchebag with a dirty hose.
How will you stand out?
That's his camouflage
His company
No no no you all don't understand

I’m going to use it, not be it.

Please don't use it in our seats
It's for Yuni.
Mariner fans are renowned for their clean douche hoses.
Uh

That would be like the French invading Paris

94.5mph average fastball for Morrow today

Topped out at 97, bottomed out at 91.

That's good?
It's worse
Worse than holyfuckthatwasamazing.
Worse than that
I will not be bummed about Morrow.
Our future is a bleak one

None of our young players will pan out and we will be stuck with dead weight for years to come

God damn last Friday
No.
I mean for purposes of evaluating Morrow today
Meh

The walks are what I’m worried about

Well obviously
Raul makes easy plays look hard and gets praise for it

That’s fair.

Raul making the easy look impossible.

Since 2004.

RAUL FOR LF 2014
I love this comment
The Japanese can just not field
FUCK YOU WOOD YOU FAIRY TWERP
OK FT, BED TIME.

BYE.

God this team is blatantly homosexual
Sean Green should make better luck for himself
WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWN GAYLORDS
This isn't Morrow anymore.
My MLB Radio crashed the second Morrow was taken out.
That's the other new service MLB.com is providing its subscribers
Today just keeps getting better.
Vegas.
I'm working on it.

Vegas owes me money from last time anyway.

Vegas is a tricky little bitch that way.
It's a sign

Morrow out, Interest down

My interest crashed the second Morrow was taken out.
Daniel Alfredsson is incredibly attractive
He would be even more attractive playing on a line with Mats Sundin
This game is queer.
At least this means I won't see Rodriguez break a record tomorrow
We could load the bases

and he could get a save with a five run lead

That's true

but then it’s unlikely he’d pitch again tomorrow

I'd love to see him get the record breaking save

in a situation just like this where he throws 1 pitch.

Saves are so fucking stupid
Today's fun with site hit Google queries

Zooperstars fan club

Your post is the #1 hit.
It used to be the #1 hit for "avian sperm"
More:

ryan rowland-smith’s girlfriend
türkiye dating site free 2008 dating
how much does it cost for the zooperstars to perform at a party
girls punched in the stomach
erik bedard asshole
fuck stories

Oh my.
girls punched in the stomach
This makes me feel better about my life

Jeff might be sad, though.

Already knew, not a deterrent
This worries me a bit.
He has a blog and I read every word
Thrice
Then printed them out and pasted them all over your walls
I meant the part of it not being a deterrent.
Advisors always told me that if I want something I should go for it
Ms Jeff already gave RRS her stamp of approval this afternoon
Hot
I hope they start dating
It would bring him closer to you.
Ms RRS wouldn't approve
Fuck her she's a dirty tramp
You're a dirty tramp
Would bring you closer to RRS
This is one strange orgy.
Seems pretty standard to me.
It took her that long?
She only today found out about the goggles
That is a helpful factor.

I’d be happy to share with her your post about the blender.

She read that and several other old threads today as well
I wonder if reading the archives would raise or lower her opinion of me.

Have I said anything in the past that could make it go lower than I already made it?

Have you said anything, or has she read anything?
I wish I could remember.

Since apparently I’m missing like 3 hours from that night.

We're not missing them
I cannot tell if this is a good or a bad thing.
This is never a good thing.
She doesn't hate you
Good enough for me.

Can I send her a fruit basket?

This sounds like a trick
If the minions really want to make you happy, they'd have tried to send you a beer basket

like I did.

Pay attention, Robert
Fagwell isnt old enough to send the beer
You got a muffin out of letting me lie on your wonderful couch
I love my couch.
I would 301 dollars a month for the right to call it mine in addition to its surroundings
And there's the sitcom.
Adoption could keep season four fresh
Your Mountain Dew requirements would require too much expendible income.
I've already laid this out with Graham earlier today.

Robert has to pay the $200/month pet fee + is responsible for his Mt. Dew expenses.

Does he have to tone down his screams about the Seahawks?

Please?

I checked with a lawyer,

putting an anti-bark collar on him would be considered “inhumane”.

I've done that to a friend
Now wheres the fun in that
Getting to sleep through the night.
This story might be my alltime favorite Robert story.
Enjoy waking up to him screaming plays at you.
Wake up before 10
Robert arises surprisingly early.
Remember when people used to think we were alike?
Fogel is my new twin
maybe you shouldn't sleep with him then
oh fucking snap
She's such a Mark Kay
Excellent.

And do you want the warnings again?

It was supposed to be Mary
My friends have about 10 Robertisms that they have been instructed to never tell anyone
How are you not either a millionaire or dead?
The stroke almost took away the mystery of that
damn your almosts
Ng?
Not even scratching the surface
I'm pretty sure adding alcohol to the seahawks this sunday will up the ante
We should make some plans.
Indubitably
That's Professor Hugs's line!

o dawn!
twas not a moment ago black;
a dark horizon
above the gentle ground

what is this myth
this gentle maiden?
she takes your hand
and dies

Chimchiroo has a backpack in which he carries the claymore
Show her the thread in which you give your opinions on women being hit over the head.

Because it’s cheaper than buying them drinks.

PR disaster thread has some gems
She read it and loved it
You must have yourself one special lady

because I can’t make head or tails of that thing.

She said it was easy to follow
How does it feel to date someone smarter than you?
That thread won't be begetting much tail.

That’s for sure.

That would do it for me, too.
OH FUCK THIS NOISE
Garett Anderson is the greatest Angel of them all Dave?

Yeah, sorry Vlad.

Tim Salmon wants to know what the hell Dave's thinking.
I hate Garrett Anderson so much
I wish great harm on all Angels players
No save for you gayrod
DP DP DP DP DP
MLB.tv is broker than Yuni after a trip to the Bisquick factory
This is racially insensitive
but still funny
During a month in which we are to evaluate our young players we had Morrow intentionally walk Vlad and removed Thomas after two batters
"We're trying to win as many games as possible"
Grape Ape can help
Bryan LaHair is playing first base
He could be a big part of our future.
He could end up being an excellent plahair
What the fuck man?
Rec'd
Fickle favoritist.
It's up to Matthew to box Fogel for that
Can't do it
I didn't mean on here.
I'd take Matthew with the knockout in Round 1
bwhahahahaha
enjoy prision
How did this not happen?
Jeff has a sense of irony.
Don't push your luck
I box still smells like Fogel though
mmmmm glue and bell peppers
I think MLB.tv has just given up
The machines have finally surpassed us in intelligence, it seems
It tried to give up on me but I reclicked and made it fucking work
Tomorrow is going to be so much fun
Hey Graham! (Wherever you are)

Corco told me to say (I didn’t want to) “Corco willl go relieve himself on the front lawn of Buckingham Palace if you don’t unban all of his usernames right now!”

I don't understand why Corco believes himself to be threatening.
Thank you for sharing
No problem, buddy!
"relieve" ?
He wanted me to say the S word, I refused.
You must mean shit
Yeah.
I figured, I saw that message too
Dollars to doughnuts he said "take a piss."
Unlike whiskey and green tea

this combination does not mask the worse parts of each. It in fact is like wasabi and clams.

You forgot the jaeger
The Jager is the key to a truly dangerous drink.
I like my drinks to taste like not water.
That stuff is deadly
I finally found some deserving the title of rapey colada
That's what you're calling it?
Yes it provides with the minimum warning required by law.
I'm imagining a scenario where Corco has Coach held hostage somehow.
I like this scenario.
You usually have to take hostages people want rescused in order to get demands listened to.
I picture them as college roomates.
SITCOM!
Not as good as the

Matthew/ Graham/ Robert/ Nola sitcom where JI is a recurring character

Nevermind that sounds like a Seinfeld ripoff

and no one will think Robert is real

The funny thing is we've talked about this several times
Yeah but I saw it first hand

and it was surreal

Episode one is where Robert fucks up EtatCorner

because Matthew was stupid enough to entrust him with working on the site

Ep 2.

Ep 1 is the pilot about pears.

Pears?

Is this the one where he locks himself in his room?

I forgot this isn't a hidden thread between Jeff and I.
While I like jokes that two people get

I want to get it down to jokes where just person telling the joke gets it. That would be the ultimate

I do that all the time.

Where have you been?

*but it causes others to laugh none the less
That sounds like something SPM would say
You should hang out with me sometime.

It’s pretty much my life.

I demand to know what is the meaning of this
Edgar earned that tRA
"Coach and the Bumpkin"
"Coach and the Drunken".
Good job Coach, I actually chuckled.
Nice swing useless.
But we still sent them a message in ST!
THIS IS ONLY THE SEVENTH?
Isn't life terrible?
YES.
Finally, someone who agrees with me.
Look who's the buzzkill now.
That muffin sure worked wonders on you.
But now there's nowhere to go but up.
Dear God, I didn't think "webinar" was an actually used word.

The first person to say that word in front of me gets their face used to make a pencil disappear.

Some old guy was twittering on his iPhone at the BRMC concert.

I wish Jeff was there.

That made me want to take his phone and use it as a little bell
I know how you feel.
I would've Alferd Packered the shit out of him
in your mind.
Yes

I would’ve been too engrossed in the music to act.

They led with 666/Berlin/Weapon/Easy Way
I asploded from awesome.

(Not totally a joke)

I actually really enjoyed Heart+Soul

But god dammit I hate waiting for Lien/Rose/Weight and not having them appear. Why are my favourite songs nobody else’s?

This sounds similar to the MSN video and I am okay with that
The London show was better, but not by much

And I guess this time he didn’t touch me so that was lame.

This is how I'm going to feel about being at RRS's start tomorrow
See, this is what I mean.

I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are.

That's your own damn fault
This game thread really does belong in June, doesn't it
I don't care, I was just referring to musical tastes.
I just paid $90 for a Metallica ticket
That concert will be markedly worse than the one you paid $20 for.
Yes but they don't make $20 Metallica concerts
They do make 4 $20 BRMC ones.
I already bought those
More than likely.
I figure I have to see them once

I’m still waiting for Rammstein

Rammstein has IMO always been kinda of hit and miss.

But when they hit, it’s pretty good.

It'll be a decent show because I bet they'll play mostly back catalouge
SO it's 1987 and that's supposed to be $9, right?
You could see the best show I have ever seen 18 times for that.
I paid way more than $5 for the Daft Punk remix show.
I made my parents pay $100 to let me see the Who

Holy crap it was awesome

I have paid a lot of money to see shows too, but the best ever cost $5.
The best beer I've ever had was provided for free but I'll still pay $200 for Sam Adams Utopias
I would if I could.
Didn't Matthew brew that one?
He said he did and he is a filthy liar
Also, was a comment about the ridiculousness of concert ticket prices more than anything else.
I can't imagine it will be worth $90 but I have to see them once and it's not like there's any alternative
I thought $65 to sit in the upper deck of the Rose Garden

to see Springsteen was steep

It was $80 after rustproofing and undercoating
These tickets come with a free copy of Death Magnetic along with a free video recording of the show
Still too much
I paid $75 for four 7" records not too long ago.
The recoding is cool

I bet you’ll be able to do without the new record though

I get to see my favorite band 2 days after and 4 days before two Hawk home games
Aww, no pussy hit for Robb.

Also, stop tearing up the field, Ichiro!

I hope Vlad gets caught in that.
Vlad's out for the night.
I am paying attention to the baseball game.
Your comments about actually wanting to watch baseball are contradicted by comments such as these.
I suppose it wouldn't do any good to point out that he was also DH. >_>
Darn it Speier. -_-
Ichiro: "In B4 Shutout"
ICHI!!!

We’re coming back!

That was Ichiro's first homer in more than a month
XBH?
He doubled a week and a half ago
I like the Seattle Mariners very much.
Another sun

save situation

I want to see K-Rod get hammered over three innings with a 12 run lead

for the record breaking save

Good defense Sarge.
Worse than SIlva

ahahaha

Oh shit were trading for him in 2010
Fucking damn it, don't give him a save
Motherfuck you guys and what you mean for Francisco Rodriguez
At least LaHair is good for something
Speier is doing this on purpose.
One more run, c'mon guys!
You idiot it's a save situation.
What a load of horse shit
Way to be anticlimactic, Scotty.
The only way "fan appreciation night" could possibly make it up to the fans at this point

Would be to execute Carlos Silva by firing squad on the field.

There are more creative ways
Impossible.

The only way to kill Carlos Silva is to do what John Doe did to the fat guy near the beginning of Se7en.

There are about five people who could read this game thread and understand it
Luckily they are the only ones who would bother at this point in the year.
The cool kid clique
Now that Professor Hugs is in it the number has dwindled
Tomorrow's XKCD has no alt-text.

My life feels incomplete.

You mean today's
I respect it's east coast publishing time.
Don't you dare do it
1 more baserunner... :)
Would Scioscia pitch Rodriguez three nights in a row?
Absolutely.
So I could still be fuck-diddly-ucked tomorrow
1/3 of an inning for the record!
Drinks are on you, chinn
Don't drink from the hose.
I have laughed out loud more times reading this thread than in the entire week prior
I credit Morrow for bringing us all together.
RALLY RALLY THE PITCHER'S NAME IS SALLY
GOD FUCING DAMN IT
LINE DRIVE HIM IN THE FUCKING NUTSACK
YOU NO GOOD DICKLICKERS
SEASON ENDING INJURY PLEASE
That would be awesome
I don't ever ever ever root for/take joy in injuries.

I will make an exception here.

Laughing my ****ing ASS off. XD
Needs more Vidro, Sexson, Carl Everett, etc...
This is a God damn embarrassment.

Have some respect for the record you whiny bitch

You should bring up Bobby Thigpen's game log
Fun note: Bobby Thigpen blew his last save opp that year.
He also finished his career with us 4 years later
2 innings, no runs
This is an overreaction
Stupid stat deserves stupid record
deserves giant contract!
Bye JJ!
Writing material
Maybe JJ is traded For King Bitchin McWhoopass
From the Angels!

5/80 please oh please oh please.

WOOOO K-ROD!
Meh. Whatever. He's going to get the record. He's going to sign an insane contract.

He’s not going to be anywhere near worth it. I don’t see a downside here.

I just don't want to see his little dance of death in person is all
I am forcing myself to give a shit.
Unless the Mariners offer the insane contract

Unlikely, yes, but there you go.

Our team is real good at almost winning.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
YOU STUPID LEPRACHAUN PITCHER GET THE FUCK OFF THE MOUND
FUCK YOU IN THE EYE WITH A RUSTY SPATULA GAYROD
In the neighborhood of a hundred million dollars, eh, Sims
Woah, seriously?
He once estimated that Jose Vidro must see nine pitches per plate appearance
Maybe if we sign him
I hope he Gramaticas himself after he gets the save.
This would be worse if I hadn't mentally dissociated months ago
GOD IT'S GOING TO BE EVEN WORSE IF HE SUCKS BUT STILL GETS THE SAVE
NO SAVE NO SAVE NO SAVE
GB-LD-LD

classic Frankie 2008 save.

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
FUCKING SHIT FUCKJAJO:I WE SDIOGJ:LGKWELKJ:
GOD I HATE THAT DOUCHENOZZLE
Not coincidentally tied on September 11th
I wouldn't mind if Frankie got 9/11'd

Screw an entire skyscraper, learn to aim better terrorists.

From their perspective that would be a lot of work for minimal gain
RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
That slo-mo image is funnier if you picture him being shot.
God SAVES ARE SO FUCING STUPID AND K ROD IS WHY
Actually Joe Borowski is why
Shawon Chacon
Carlos Silva should ring K-Rod's neck.

NONONONONONONONONO
This is only funny in context.
Panther.
Delete this before they enjoy it
58 will be more dramatic

there’s no glory in ties

I hope it's a line drive to the pitcher
He should go find Bobby Thigpen's house and piss on it
I would've liked to see Rodriguez get a save and point to the heavens in the Kingdome when the ceiling tiles were falling
Somebody needs to make a stink about celebrating on 9/11
Off to HH

go go go

Where's butthol when you need him?
Bend over and look in the mirror.
Fuck no
This may be the first time ever that I've seen you do something responsible, Robert!

‘Course, maybe I shouldn’t say anything.

September 1
9:52pm
Will
Hey Robert!

September 2
2:00pm
Will
ROBERT!

September 4
8:52pm
Will
ROBERT!

September 6
11:52pm
Will
Seahawks woo?

Today
9:16pm
Will wrote on Michael Peters’s wall.

9:17pm
Will
Robert? :(:(

9:18pm
Robert
yes?

9:18pm
Will
Finally!

You beat me to it by seconds
Facebooks formatting is a little bitch
What are you saying? ;)
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT STUPID ASSHOLE GOT A SAVE FOR THAT STEAMING PILE OF BULLSHIT
This one's for Fogel

That barely even looks like him
We better cream Saunders

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