Seattle: 57-91
Royals: 65-84
Game 1: Carlos Silva vs Kyle Davies
Game 2: Brandon Morrow vs Brandon Duckworth
Game 3: Ryan Rowland-Smith* vs Gil Meche
Game 4: Ryan Feierabend* vs Zack Greinke
Likely Starters:
C Miguel Olivo/John Buck
1 Ross Gload*/Ryan Shealy
2 Alberto Callaspo^
3 Mark Teahen*
S Mike Aviles
L Esteban German
C David DeJesus*
R Jose Guillen
D Billy Butler
Inspired by Stolen from XKCD
4 recs | 64 comments
I knew you weren't gonna' let that stay.
Aaron Campeau - September 15, 2008
I really hope that the M's plan to use Silva as Johan bait makes it the Mainstream Media
Cause holy fuck that was retarded.
Robert - September 15, 2008
Somehow out of all the retarded things that they have done this sticks out
Robert - September 15, 2008
Like a bright shiny retarded quarter in a sea of dull retard pennies
Robert - September 15, 2008
Or a series of retarded nesting dolls in which the very last one is actually a retard jack in box that punches you in your nuts
Robert - September 15, 2008
My favorite comments are always the ones that create the best visuals in my mind.
And this is awesome.
Teej - September 15, 2008
At least having your hopes and dreams crushed once again inspires you to be hilarious.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
Where's the alt text?!
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
?
Matthew - September 15, 2008
In XKCD
all the comics have alt text, most of which completes the joke.
bluemax - September 15, 2008
When I first discovered XKCD I read every comic until the most recent one at the time. I didn't discover the alt text till about halfway through.
So I had to go back and read them again. That sucked.
Goose - September 15, 2008
When I first viewed them half of the text was cut out.
Mariner John - September 15, 2008
I'm aware of that.
My version also has alt text. Hence the ?
Matthew - September 15, 2008
I have no idea
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
Heh! Never heard of this cartoon before, glad you mentioned the alt text.
dpseadv - September 15, 2008
I'm a big fan of A Lesson is Learned, But the Damage is Irreversible.
.Taylor - September 15, 2008
GO SENS GO
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
I've decided to jump onto the Bluejackets bandwagon before anyone else even knows such wagon exists
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
Isbister way of trying to get on my nerves for the other six months of the year?
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
I don't understand why this would get on your nerves. It's a Mariners blog.
Now if Kuroda Senators blog I think it’d be different
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
Rafalskiattle fans I find you to be the most obnoxious
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
Oh Jurrjens jealous of my mad skills
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
Ugh this one wasn't good
Sometimes I feel like Hebertly have a chance anymore
Dewey N - September 15, 2008
Say hi to my buddy Ryan
He’ll be the only other guy on the bandwagon.
Gomez - September 15, 2008
At least this is not a LLemming move.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
I ALREADY EXPLAINED MY LONG, EXHAUSTIVE AND EXCEPTIONALLY UNBIASED CRITIA FOR FINDING MY TEAM
Robert - September 15, 2008
Now I just don't like your reasons.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
Ottawa's canals are so much cooler than the shitty Long Island streets of my youth.
Robert - September 15, 2008
Acceptable.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
I'm on the Sharks bandwagon.
Because if no one in San Jose cares at least I will.
Mariner John - September 15, 2008
I almost did last year
But decided against it because what in the fuck is a Bluejacket
Nick S - September 15, 2008
A Shawnee chief.
Matthew - September 15, 2008
Huh
Well, too late now, I’m a Flamer
Nick S - September 15, 2008
That's for damn sure
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
Yes but thats wrong
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Blue_Jackets
Robert - September 15, 2008
GO PENS GO
GarlicFryCubFan - September 15, 2008
THIS IS A BAD THING TO SAY YOU GODDAMN ASSBANDIT
Graham MacAree - September 15, 2008
It was so hilarious when they lost to Anaheim in Anaheim
JI - September 15, 2008
Some regrettable decisions have been made in this subthread
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
Hey at least nobody said Go Ducks Go or Go Leafs Go
… oh wait
Gomez - September 15, 2008
This seems an absolutely foolish thing to say.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
It's not like i haven't said it before.
JI - September 15, 2008
Go Thunderbirds!
Do they even count?
.Taylor - September 15, 2008
Go Kings GO
I totally have not been paying attention and only recently found out Cammalleri is on the Flames now.
bluemax - September 15, 2008
GO FLAMES GO
I also have not been paying attention and only recently found out Bertuzzi is on the Flames now. >:(
Nick S - September 15, 2008
Which allows me the freedom to say go Canucks go....
and not feel like a shitty human being.
marc w - September 15, 2008
I second this one.
At least we can agree here…and I will not say anything about soccer until tomorrow.
Kirsten Schlewitz - September 15, 2008
I can't wait till January when the Sens are 25 points back
And Jeff, Graham and Nick are all laughing at us for being a bunch of suckers.
Robert - September 15, 2008
I'm way ahead of you.
JI - September 15, 2008
In retrospect
A team’s historical fulitilty should not have a postive in my search for a team.
Robert - September 15, 2008
Frankly, I miss the cold feeling of despair during those winter months.
Matthew - September 15, 2008
Those fuckers better not ruin this for us and make it any further than the 1st round.
Robert - September 15, 2008
I'm beginning to regret introducing you to my greatest love
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
Now you know how I feel with Graham
You wanna know when a Strasburg chant is 100% obnoxious? When your losing by 24 points and anybody that catches a pass subsequently blows out something. That’s when its 100% obnoxious.
Robert - September 15, 2008
Know what the M's and Seahawks have in common?
14 games to go!
Gomez - September 15, 2008
They also have being bad in common
seattlebruin - September 15, 2008
Who is their Miguel Cairo?
JI - September 15, 2008
Coutu
Aaron Campeau - September 15, 2008
There's only one truly awful player on the Seahawks roster.
He’s a gritty white guy named Brian Russell.
BrianL - September 15, 2008
Ah, like the old, dark days
Where Kenny Mayne would recap another 5-0 Sens loss on ESPN2 and finish the 30 second segment with, “The Flames are now 4 points back of the 6th spot in the playoffs. And Ottawa… is… the capitol of Canada.”
Gomez - September 15, 2008
Something needs to stave off the tears
ningwers - September 15, 2008
If Ottawa really sucks this year I am flying east so we can kill each other
Jeff Sullivan - September 15, 2008
I know just the method.
Matthew - September 15, 2008
As I was telling Nick
I have picked out a premo piece of sidewalk to ram my head against after the Pats game.
Robert - September 15, 2008
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