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9/16: Open Game Thread, Part 2

This is the worst season ever.

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You took the words right out of my mouth
Come on Jeff, be happy!

House is on soon!

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes fuck off baseball yes yes
The season premiers are 3-3 for sucking
To each their own.
Because the Mariners are a difficult act to follow
Nowhere to go but up!
There is no floor

House’s leg could be fine for no reason and Cuddy could start walking around naked all the time

This is a confusing statement
That episode would be worse than this game
I would watch on mute and be happy
Don't make me bring up the order of women on House again.
No one wants you to
The second part of this statement seems to be impossible due to the fact that the show is on Fox
time to set a precident
They would have to be very convincing to the censors in order to pull this off
whatever it takes
The scene would be all bigface and cheekbones
I like her face
Not in most European countries.
You're right, FOX does not show House in most European countries.

Well done.

Sweet, merciful salvation.
This is the height of this team's collective faggotry.
This thread got homophobic in a hurry
Brandon Morrow is a flaming foggot
If my comment had continued I could have balanced them out
Oh wait this is the type of thing we're trying to avoid right?
Players keep breaking my heart.
It was one game.
It's been a hell of a lot more than that.
This is why I don't let myself get swept off my feet.
I fell for the shinyness.
John Carlson took me to forevertown and i'm never coming home
Bahahahahahahahahahafuckyouwashburn
SHELL HIM

HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM

Maybe the Royals were just underachieving for five months
The Guillen Factor is finally coming into play.

+5 modifier to clubhouse chemistry.

They couldn't get the initiative rolled until today.
Guillen isn't playing
Maybe this is the key
This is a premise for a decent summary
And like 15 years before
They stole Danny Tartabull from us
At least Washburn blows too
Ichiro's arm is overrated again.
More intentional walks please
Aw poor Jim Riggleman
His rent had double since McLaren was axed
*doubled
*has
*aksed
You sure?
That's my favorite running joke on Futurama.
I should watch that series again.
I can't believe it took me so long to come around.
Allow me again to say that Fox fucking sucks.
Especially early 2000's Fox
How many great shows have they killed?
By my count, 4 insanely great shows have been led to ruin by Fox.

All in a short time span.

There may be a fifth or more. I came up with four off the top of my head in 15 seconds.
God.
I'll never forgive them for Firefly.

You brought the retarded wank job that is Family Guy back and you let Firefly languish? There’s a special level of hell for you people.

Just to emphasize this,

fuck you Fox.

Family Guy wasn't retarded when they brought it back.
But fuck FOX
It wasn't retarded when it ended originally

But from the time they brought it back onward it was

It wasn't redeeming.
Fox.

Firefly.
Drive.
Wonderfalls.

It took me a while, too.

I don’t know why, but I completely ignored it while it was still on the air.

I didn't like the first episode and gave up.

I was dumb then.

See, that's the same thing I did.

God I was stupid.

The first episode wasn't the greetest
First episodes seldom are.
I'm pretty sure I have every joke from the entire series committed to memory
Inlcuding the incredibly nerdy visual gags?
Everything

I’ve seen every episode an unhealthy number of times

Impressive.

More people need to understand why I’ll bust out laughing at a visual gag.

Which one was your favorite?
Tie between the P and NP gag

and the electronic gate gag

I'm happy that they have 2 more movies on the way
Don't bother; we do it for you.
That's sweet of you all
That inning could have gone worse
The plague could have been worse
Correct
But it still totally sucked
That opinion depends wholly on your stance re: humanity.
If you're a comedian and people have to preface your name with "funny man" you probably aren't very funny
That could not have been more phallic.
They could have been racing mascot penises
If I ever own a baseball team this will happen.
Seems gay
These will be our uniforms.

But the women said it was too--get ready for this--girly.

 … as if anything can be.

I'm so glad someone got this.
My face and figure were plastered on billboards all over the Middle East.

And still the fighting continued.

The Buddy at the North Pole/Queen of England episode is one of the funniest things in the history of television.
Chalet 2000

probably the ultimate “hated it/loved it”sketch in the whole series.

I hope Raul doesn't hit another home run this season.
Seems like a pointless thing to hope for
It's silly but I want Adrian to lead this team in home runs :(
Yuniesky is a true American
RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
Should've hit him in the lazy bone.
Too many to choose from
Good thing the Sox aren't using Papelbon in a non-save situation.

Because he would totally blow it.

By the way Brandon Duckworth is bad
Oh shit that's who this guy is?
When would a long ball not be rather nice?
When you have a rally going.
When you're playing soccer
I applaud the restraint shown re: this comment.
Your swing is long, bad
Why the fuck is Pena bunting?
Wlad seems well adjusted
His Myspace antics make him seem paranoid.
The ump in Tampa Bay has a very, very, very small strike zone.
YESYESYES

buntisokaynowbuntisokaynow

Why haven't I switched to this yet?
So we've figured out that Balentien is Spanish for "Deer"

And Wladimir evidently means “Robert.”

Who are you?
Don't mind me, I'm just a first time poster.

And I posted the I Am Beluga Tits picture a few weeks ago. Nothing special, carry on.

WHY DO PEOPLE JOIN TO MOCK ME

That is a privilege reserved for people that have met me

How is comparing Wlad to Rob Deer mocking you?
NEVERMIND CARRYON
Jarrod Washburn more like Robert
YESYESYES

FLYBALLWINSITFLYBALLWINSIT

Masterson's a hell of a groundballer
Floyd's done for the season
What happened, I just have Gameday up?
He put on a Seahawks jersey.
Oh shit

Floyd….

If Aviles had darker skin, worse defense and less power

he’d be Yuni.

If Aviles were different he'd be different
Deep.
That's what she said
So this is what JeffS is for
JeffS is such a dickhead
I said nothing

She doesn't talk much.
Sounds like she's bored
Aw yeah nice dude she sounds sexy

digits?

Pinky, ring, middle, pointer, thumb
Not if she keeps sassing.
You think toes ever get jealous they don't have individual names?

Aside from the big one?

They're pretty used to getting stepped on
Somebody stop me
You made this Messenger going to have to get yourself out of it
You filthy son of a bitch.
Quit stealing my ideas
*making them better
They must make great music
Most people's little ones are retarded and curl back around.

They probably don’t know any better.

The one that went to the market, the one that stayed home, the one that had roast beef, the one that had none, the one that went wee wee wee all the way one
I just got this
Did they just use OOZ on Mariner Television?
A walk wins the game Navi you latin junkie.
RAYS RAYS RAYS RAYS RAYS RAYS
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
RAYS RAYS RAYS
FLYBALLFLYBALLFLYBALL

RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

RAYSRAYSRAYSRAYSRAYSRAYSRAYSRAYSRAYS
GOD THE RAYS CHOKED THAT AWAY
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEYRE NOT READY
BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT YAHOO
I wish those motherfuckers would stop choking
They clearly would benefit by having Jose Guillen in the clubhouse.
Dioner Navarro is unattractive
The same goes for his English
"You never make anything happen if you don't swing the bat"

I hope Yuni isn’t watching this

CRY IN YOUR CRAPPY BEER SOX ASSHOLES
DRB must be in full corpse violation mode by now
You mean Wednesday?
FUCK THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!
Shut your whore mouth.
Whores get action WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh no you did not go there!
I just got this on my way home

Fuck you.

I just got this *after leaving the club with three sexy ladies

would’ve been better

Robert is the original LL Rays supporter.
So Grant Balfour is good
Adult education classes probably aren't as exciting as they sound
How to be satisfied in your dead end job 101
BAHAHAHAHA SUIT THE FUCK DOWN TUI
?

Ah hell.

I take it I’ll be placed in quarantine, yes?

No.

Funny typos are funny.

That's a good style for him.
You want him to undress?
Robert might appreciate that, yes.
I wish Willie were healthy
So, how does a Snelling/Baldelli platoon at DH (for ten games) sound?
You mean 1 game.

It’ll be a Baldelli/Baldelli platoon after the second AB.

Well shit

no House for me tonight, my GF is very pissed at me.

Thank goodness for DirecTV web recorder though I set my DVR to record.

Your girlfriend sounds like an unnecessary burden
Eliminate her.
People keep telling me this

and I think she even thinks she is on my life. It makes me feel like a monster.

Such behavior on House premiere night is unacceptable
It is my fault

I did something that upset her this morning. I just kind of didn’t think she’d find out.

I should know that she always finds out.

Only if you're worse than this guy.

Beat her into submission
Phillies winning! yay
Mariners currently have the worst record in the Majors.
WOOOOOO!

Seriously though I never thought we’d get back to the bottom.

Randy Messenger is pitching.
That is so awesome

But we’ll just screw up and win again so what’s the point

I bet Randy Messengers rosin bag is full of Axe and roofies.
Padres are losing 6-2, also

That’ll bump the Nationals to third worst, even.

Messenger's fastball blows and his pitching blows
Have you seen his page on the LL wiki?
tattle tale
What? It's hilarious.
Randy Messenger's page.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
If House wears a Rays shirt I will Randy Marsh my living room
I could never figure out what team they were rotting for in the baseball episode
*striking out Sammy Sosa on 3 pitches is not impressive
!the Yankees
But shouldn't they be Mets fans?

Do the Mets / Yankees really have that big a rivalry?

I don't know.

All I know is that they’re not Yankee fans, and everyone who isn’t a fan of the Yankees hate the Yankees, so we don’t have much to go off of. So I’ll stick with !Yankees.

Why are you wearing Cubs gear to a Royals/Ms game?
Iowa Cubs?
Still not very close to the game.
Cubs fan?
Meaningless AL game completely unrelated to anything Cubs?
Baseball fan?
The Mariners want to get home for House too
Coach opened up an Open House thread.
No one post in it
I refuse to click on it in fear of spoilers
It's clean so far.

If anyone is going to post spoilers, though, it’s going to be Fogel. I’d just ban him for the night.

Wow what a comeback by the Twins
So who here thinks that JJ's just finished?
Only if the walks don't go down.
I think we shoudl be able to get a good season out of him next year.

Provided we bring Eddie back as a “bullpen coach” just for him.

Isringhausen came back
AK1984 started posting at Field Gulls today.

He had some fond words for you, Graham.

Can you send me a link via e-mail?

I cannot be assed to chase it down, but want to see.

.

Link.

I like how he used the word proactive
Oh my God holy shit...

Even on my stupidest of stupid days… wow. Wow. “it’s proactive to think ahead.” “Exactly. blah blah blah…” Reminds me of the guy explaining why a player should hit shorter home runs, but more of them.

I joined FG just to rec your last comment.
Boring
Quit boxing me for your own amusement
That was a warning, not a boxing

You of all people should understand the difference.

For some people it is hard.
This is exactly what NOLA said
How long have you been holding that in?
That's what she said
If you're gonna do it

do it right

That's what she said!
Warnings have the word warning in them
But when the site doesn't let you back in it's confusing.
You've never seen it from my end.
I have warned myself to see
Get caught in a loop?
That's scary.
You frighten easily

it’s annoying

Thanks.
Be glad it didn't work my usual sexist angle into it.
If you send warnings that say "banned" you could confuse us even more!
YOU HAVE BEEN ISSUED A WARNING
Warnings are just another way the man tries to bring us down
t-minus 350 days tills he sucks on it
A banned mod is still a mod.
rec'd for several layers of hilarity
Sometimes they throw my computer into a recursive loop
Was it the Messenger pun?
Quit it
Oh wait Reed you're cool
God I really am biased
At least you don't deny it.
Jose Guillen is a douchey douche
Let it all out, Jeff.
K-Rod looks different....
God Wlad.

You suck.

I wish they had included him in the Bedard trade just so I didn't have to watch him be awful.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SUCK IT TUI MIGUEL CAIRO IS PINCH HITTING FOR YOU

Miguel Cairo is currently playing
Oh good.

Miguel Cairo is here to carry the team on his back to yet another victory.

Or pop up harmlessly to 1B.

Either/or

By popping up

“An interesting strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for ’em”

We aren't stupid, we're just different
We lose?
At this point losses will now make me happy because we are leading the chase
More like Ass Creek.
I'm glad we pinch-hit
#1 pick yes yes yes
Game over, M's lose.
Fireworks?
It's a secret plot to burn KC to the ground.
Mud huts don't burn easily.
Notice that since Adrian Beltre left the team, the offense sucks more than it has all season.

I can play the Correlation = Causation game too!

We're down to what....one power bat now?

Hey A’s, our offense can suck too.

2 if you count Lopez's amazingly long popups
I'd rather play the Correlation = Caucasian game

White people on the team, therefore the Blue Jays have no offense, QED.

I'm sad it was over in time for House
I can't believe we actually have the #1 pick at this point in the year

Way to not suck as much as you should Nats.

Thank god they swept us
That sucked so bad at the time

But in retrospect, awesome.

Rockies out to a 10-2 lead over the Padres

Looks like they’ll keep pace with us.

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