57-99, Chart

by Jeff Sullivan on Sep 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Recaps

Biggest Contribution: RRS, +18.1%
Biggest Suckfest: Yuniesky Betancourt, -20.5%
Most Important AB: Betancourt groundout, -8.6%
Most Important Pitch: Guerrero homer, -12.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +76.9%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -26.9%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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We can still avoid 100 by winning our remaining games!

Dewey N - September 22, 2008 reply

The Mariners quest to become the inaugural member of the 100/100 club and Mark Reynolds Chase for 200.

Tomorrow is going to be awesome!

Goose - September 22, 2008 reply

Where do these awesome Sesame Street pics keep coming from?

JI - September 22, 2008 reply

And in a related question:

How many do you have saved?

Goose - September 22, 2008 reply

beer!

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57-99, Chart

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We can still avoid 100 by winning our remaining games!

The Mariners quest to become the inaugural member of the 100/100 club and Mark Reynolds Chase for 200.

Where do these awesome Sesame Street pics keep coming from?

And in a related question:

Never you mind.

Maybe?

We have to get to 13.

What happens when we get to 21?

beer!

RRS has a sexy, sexy voice.

wait a sec

the fuck?

THIS TEAM LOST 104 IN 78?

FUCKY FUCKS

ARGHE

THE ONE FUCKING THING I WANTED THISYEAR

GOD DAMNIT

The record or win #200?

I WANTED BOTH AND NOW I CANT FUCKING HAVE IT

FUCK FELIXS GRAND SLAM

I CAN NOW GO BACK AND RATIONALLY SAY THAT IT WAS NOT BETTER THAN THE ROMO PLAY

I HATE ALL THESE FUCKCUNTS MORE THAN LIFE ITS SELF

FUCK STRASBURG FUCK 100/100 CLUB FUCK EXTRAS FUCK TUI FUCK YUNI THE ONE THING I WANTED THIS YEAR IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO ABTAIN

Hey now let's not get irrational

Was wondering why you wanted 104 so badly.

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT ANYBODY FUCKING TELL ME

Dude, you guys know every other fucking thing around here.

Maybe there is a loophole. Get your friends, think about it, there's probably something.

EXCEPT WHEN ITS FUCKING TIME TO LET ROBERT ON THE BIG FUCKING PICTURE

You are so cute

FUCK YOUR TRAP HOLE WITH A MAXIUM MAGIZINE

This reaction is making me laugh at loud.

fail...

WELL MAYBE SINCE YOU LIKE TO USE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH IN WAYS BESIDES SUCKING OFF LOVED ONES YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THIS A FUCKING WEEK AGO

Keep it up Robert

GO STICK YOUR FUCKING DICK IN THE TINY DICK SIZED HOLE IN THE FUCKING XRAY MACHINER

GESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS EVEN FUCKING FACT CHECK CHECK YOUR FUCKING MEMES YOU BLINDLY ADOPT

You're the only one who adopted the 104 meme

HEY CAPTIAN COCKTOES

YOU CAN DELETE THIS IN THE MORNING BUT I GOT A WHOLE WHALE JERKING SEASON WORHT OF GTE TO GET OIUT OF ME RIGHT NOW

happy thoughts

Forevertown could only help so much

I tried to kill it for your own good

A SIMPLE FUCKING "HEY BUDDY THEY LOST 104 IN 1978" WOULD HAVE BEEN PEACHY

They also played a shorter season

I SEE YOUVE RESEARCHED THIS, NO?

We can't even match them in losing % if we lose all our games.

SLAM YOUR DICK IN A SHOP VAC

I should have never mentioned the win totals of our hats

mine is only at 355

CONGRATUATIONS TART ASS LICKER

Honestly I thought you just wanted for this team to match the 1978 loss record.

Uh there's 6 games left so that could still happen

MY HAT NEEDS ONE MORE TITTY RIPPING WIN FOR 200

Robert, I know this is hard

I just thought you liked the sound of the number.

Ahahah

Your girlfriend sounds pretty cool.

Yeah but unfortunately she's a Mariners fan.

YES....errr....NO....errr, umm....I dunno....what?

I was saving this for "establish the fastball", but that works for me.

It's official. Anyone just dropping by this blog will think we're all posting from assorted insane asylums.

Or one really awesome asylum.

Definitely a large one, in which we are unable to wander, but we are not crazy enough to have our hands strapped to our beds.

I am so happy that I decided to read this post.

Was it just me or was Santana hitting 99?

According to Gameday he maxed out at 98 yesterday.

Yeah he'll be around 98 max effort.

Basically he is what we wanted Felix to be.

Robert is awesome.

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