Lookout Landing

Why is Foreman wearing pink?

Man, I missed Kendrick.

Same, actually. And I'm not even an Angels fan.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Yes shut up Sims I was there.

I wish Balentien or Clement had been half as good as Longo this year

eponymous_coward - September 23, 2008 reply

Way to go, Ryan.

(golf clap)

Merciful heavens.

Woohoo!

Shit that ball was crushed

Way to take one for the team Ryan!

Fuck fear

FUCK YOU NAPOLI YOU NO NECＫPILE OF SHIT

100-100 club here we come

And here we go again.

ARgh the only way I can watch house is by holding up an antenna in the middle of the room

Yet you still manage to type.

commercial

Look, Corco! It's on again!

Worth it

I'm watching House in glorious HD

I'm always confused when Mike Napoli is not present in our lineup.

Feirieieieibeneieind kinda' looks like Ryan Franklin.

Now that's all I can see

spike07 - September 23, 2008 reply

nose=bigger

This statement is pretty much always true.

Fuck the Mariners preemptively for not tying this game up

Do you dislike Strasburg?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Who?

Bingo

Extras. Do you not pay attention?

Yes Sean Green because why the hell not

I think they're trying to kill him.

He has evidence but he's not aware of it.

This hemp granola is making me feel funny.

Hey that's a good idea, where did I put that...?

Perhaps it's the girl jeans.

You ever looked at your jeans?

I mean really LOOKED at your jeans? Whoa.

Now pick up your foot and start examining the tread on the bottom of it.

Of your shoe. Shoe.

STOP FUCKING WITH ME

STEP AWAY FROM THE MIRROR.

Why is this freaking ME out?

Too much Nyquil?

I mixed medications.

That could be it.

Nyquil and gin?

Incredibly good guess.

Nyquil, gin, and a valium for a neck spasm.

This would have me staring in a mirror and wondering why I had two noses. And then giggling uncontrollably.

No wonder you’re a little freaked out.

Incontrollably?

Uncontrollably.

Uncontrollably.

I'm old, I've had time to build up tolerance.

Some day I, too, shall be a rectangle.

Yes, padawan.

WHO ARE YOU?

YOUR REFELCTION.

Wait, does this mean we're, like, all the same person?

And like, our innermost selves are reflected in others?

teacher said some people have two mummies

teacher also said don't eat the play-dough.

did you really listen to teacher?

But it tasted so salty and yummy

It's, like, we're all connected, man.

Like a great silver thread tying us all…ooh, SHINY!

I think I'm gonna' put on the Velvets and just try and come down from the mountaintop.

At least you don't have to feel guilted by Pat.

I’m sure he’s just fine with the granola.

I have started to turn off the radio when that commercial comes on, but that just makes it worse.

Because then he's talking to you in the privacy of your own mind?

Because I know eventually they're going to do a commercial where he says changing the station proves his point.

Hahahahaha

You're ahead of him; therefore, you can make it through thirty days without alcohol.

That's a goddamned lie and you know it.

I was trying to make you feel better about yourself.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/9/23/620653/9-23-open-game-thread-part#8952360

.

You're right. I actually enjoy tormenting the hell out of you.

Nola has foot treads

Ah glorious bookshelves

Way to go Ryan! All the way to 3 2/3 innings this time!

Makes RRS look like a champ!

kentroyals5 - September 23, 2008 reply

Feierabend dug down deep today.

We’re not even on the road.

We fell into a ditch and ended up in dragon land!

Tui has been excellent on defense

Very astute of you to notice :)

BAHAHAH

kentroyals5 - September 23, 2008 reply

m's need a dp rite here

You're going down a hallway...

With 2 outs?

But they have 2 outs...

In the 8th?

12th.

Extras!

Rite or right?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Haven't heard that one in a while.

LL Old School Night.

YOU FUCKING DUNGHILL TUI

Let's try again Tui

Bahahahahaha well done Tui!

And who knew Jose Lopez has range...

kentroyals5 - September 23, 2008 reply

SIT the FUCK down TUi!

I like that meme in this situation

It seems odd to me that even with a 6 foot antenna I still don't get very good TV reception

when I’m in Tacoma

Interference from something?

Not at all odd.

It seems to me that a city the size of Tacoma would have its own transmitters

I have fond memories of a two hour season premier in which my friend and I took turns holding the antenna eight feet away from the television.

I can't get antenna reception in Seattle.

That's pathetic

I blame the cable companies

It's going to be irrelevant in a few months anyways.

You'll still be able to pull stuff off the antenna if you have a digital reciever

Get D-TV motherfucker

what is D-TV?

Digital tv

Yes let's keep wrecking our catchers' knees.

Oh well at least Kenji's gone after this year

About that...

I don't think so....

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

No I'm pretty sure he is

I'm pretty sure I heard that too.

Who wants him?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

The Rays.

Are you being serious?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Oh I thought we were getting some AA pitcher from the Pirates for him

Jackson Walker or something like that

Where did you hear that from?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

JI said he read it on a Pirates blog

Well if they want to buy low...

Like I can read

Actually, I think he's going to the White Sox.

Close one right there 3-2 count got out of it though.

BACK OFF, JACKOFF!

Wait what?

Doctor Rockso.

He does cocaine.

I heard it's your dethday, baby!

I just got the reference

Yay 100th Lossiversary.

hurray epic fail.

HIT A FUCKING HOMER, YOU STRANGE LOOKING FUCKER!

so close.

.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OH FOREMAN HBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not so... BOOM!

Haha Foreman is covered in shit.

RAYS RAYS RAYS!!!

I can't watch this game any more.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

FUCKING NAPOLI

Really? Mike Napoli?

Has Mike Napoli gotten fatter?

Or has he always looked like that? I guess this is the wrong crowd to ask.

Way to go Prince Fielder

All of New York should miss the playoffs this year

OK FUCK THIS NOISE. JUST HINDERS DRINNKKINGG

fuck you blowers

What

WHAAAA oh.

Did we really just almost get an inside the park home run?

TUI almost got an inside the park home run.

I'm not sure I can believe you.

That's generally a good idea, but in this case even I couldn't make that shit up.

no.

wrong box.

I pick the worst times to turn away

But you're bad luck. And so when you leave, we get hits.

We aren't going to score off a leadoff triple

We didn't score off a leadoff triple

So much for that.

Tui's average went up 27 points with just that one hit

HA!

ASS

CRAP.

Clutch.

a gritty veteran would have found a way to

Well this GT died in a hurry.

Too bad Reed only turned out to be a 4th OF

The tie will be ours!

Awesome!!

I'M TORII HUNTER AND IM'A...AWW FUCK!

AHAHAHHA FUCK YOU TORRRRRIIIIIIII

Dammit Wlad you're suppose to strike out swinging

Wlad knows how to hit a knuckle line drive

This will revolutionize basesball

God dammit stop this run-scoring thing.

This is a slowass game

We're securing the tie at the moment

If we go to extras you're boxed until Sunday

This sounds about right

Strike out, safeword.

No one else is going to understand this reference. :(

banana?

There was a call to Loveline during Marques' tenure as UW QB.

The caller let slip that her and her boyfriend’s safeword was Tuiasosopo, and I have never been able to think of the name in the same way since.

Kirsten Schlewitz - September 24, 2008 reply

ahahhahahahahaha

Robert - September 23, 2008 reply

Seems that would be a silly choice.

Bahahahaha sit the fuck down Tui.

This will be awkward when you actually want him to do well.

Dammit Tooeey we had the tie in our hands

We better not blow this.

Extras?

Only worth it if we lose and it's too big a risk.

NO YOU DUMB FUCK

FUCK YOU KENJI

I missed House tonight.

Can anyone direct me to where I can watch it without waiting eight day for Fox on demand?

Bittorrent.

Any other ways?

Take a really quick flight to Hawaii?

Super. So I'm stuck following this [coathanger].

This is the worst meme this website has ever had

I apologize.

Still though, a useful suggestion would be appreciated.

You know, it's not in the wiki. That one has been puzzling me since the all-star break.

There aren't any ways aside from bittorrent.

Alright. Did I miss something spectacular, or something meh?

The opening season arc is always mediocre

With s3’s being the worst

Introduction of Fox's next spinoff

COME ON

spike07 - September 23, 2008 reply

FUCK YOU MITCH KRAMER

WTF

MOTHERFUCK YOU YOU WORTHLESS POOP

Sweeeeet

YES MOTHERFUCKER YES

KENJI JOHJIMA IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

He Japanese you taintlicker

Maybe you fucktwats should calm down a bit because the Nats won and it's not imperative that we lose tonight

It is imperative that we get a cushion

lol why don't we just use Silva's stomach

because he’s fat

Dickey penis lol

If Batista came in this game would be totally tits!

Randy Johnson more like horny boner

You know what I haven't heard in a while?

Some good Borat impersonations

YE-AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

beltre'sleavingnextyearandthere'snothingyoucandoaboutit rofl

I'm already over it

I'm still in denial.

Tui is going to set Felix on fire as part of a reverse hazing gag

It would be easier if Felix still had a jehri curl.

Hair would be too easy

This sounds like something Bryan LaHair would do

Can't miss opportunities like this

we play the A’s next

This should get at least a two day ban.

WHAT THE FUCK KENJI

MY GOD I HATE YOU

WTF? We tied?

Is this a pitching change commercial break?

Yeah

Thanks, they cut Dave off mid sentence right when I turned on the radio.

Kenji couldn't you have done that in a meaningless situation?

Ho boy we could have a ball game here

and I was just about to fall asleep too

Whoa, slowass game. I just tuned in, expected the 8th.

Hmm.

Oh bother.

ICHIRO I LOVE YOU BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HIT INTO AN OUT OF SOME VARIETY

I'd be okay with a liner off of Figgins' nuts.

Fucking hell.

So the Mentalist (CBS) is like the pure drama version of Psych.

Two minutes in and it’s already insanely better than that Fringe trainwreck.

I could write an evening drama that's better than Fringe.

I'm boycotting it just cause I hate how they ripped off Psych.

Everything is ripped off from something else.

I ripped this blog off from James Joyce

That would explain why I don't understand a goddamned word you say.

THANK YOU

We are going to blow this so hard

We still have Miguel Batista

Good job Ichiro!

"But a good inning for the Mariners"

bullshit it was you goomba

Bahahahahahaha

Mayday, Mayday.....

Warm up Batista, Messenger, Jimenez….

How can he succeed with suck a shitty K:BB ratio?

Insane and well-documented groundball tendencies?

I was talking to myself.

Except for right there

NO NOT CORCORAN

BATISTA OR MESSENGER OR WELLS OR THOMAS

We just use the fuck out of right-handed sinkerballers

Better when tired.

We ruin the starters through idiocy and the relievers through overuse

JJ needs to throw more curveballs

So I am guessing we prefer to lose in dramatic fashion.

You know, so Blowers can remember a losing streak like this again.

So Arizona's done...

The Angels still playing for homefield advantage?

Yes.

A loss today and they're only 2 up on the Rays.

Tim Lincecum is not adversely affected by insane and unneeded pitch counts.

What's going on?

102 pc in 4.1IP - losing 7-3.

Nine motherflipping strikeouts too

0 flyouts.

He's not a person.

He is a person like Graham is a person

The logic is flawless and the comparison apt.

The way Corcoran walks pisses me off so much.

Why doesn't Napoli play more?

He stole Scioscia's sandwich when he was a rookie

He could have bought a new sandwich

Weaver

no walks, 8 strikeouts, no homeruns

9 hits surrendered, 6 runs allowed

You make your own luck

Lazy

I see Lopez's grace carried over to first

What a goddamn retard

I haven't looked at the line up card yet, but this comment makes me not want to.

GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS TEAM

Okay, Yuni doesn't make that play a month ago.

OK, the game is watchable now.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

How did Yuni end up on the wrong side of second

There was a banana there.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

He doesn't eat fruit.

Maybe he thought the ball was a loose snocone?

STOP SHOWING THIS GODDAMN JACK IN THE BOX COMMERCIAL I HATE YOU

Tell us how you really feel.

I HATE WHITE PEOPLE SOMETIMES

Stupid white men.

We should have listened to Kunta Kinte.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

If anyone gets that reference, kudos to you.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Your name's toby

Yay!

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Speak for yourself.

I wish we had JIB commercials here.

I'm eating delicious JBox right now

oreo milkshake, curly fries, spicy chicken jack

so good

Fatty

But oh so worth it.

No monster tacos, though?

I'm on a budget

You could've bought like 10 monster tacos with what you got.

The Oreo shake alone is like $4.

$2.99

I needed a dairy product though

Can we please lose?

FUCK YOU YUNI

You're going to hit your desk with the wrong arm

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST DID

FUCKING OW

I don't believe you

IT WAS ACTUALLY MY CAT WHO DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO ME

I FUCKING HATE MY CAT SOMETIMES

If this is true you're some kind of retard

SAYS THE BIG GAY CLAM

CAPS LOCK IS FUN, ISN'T IT?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

I punch the wall once when Ryan Franklin gave up his 3rd 9th inning game tying/losing homeruns in one week

It hurt badly

That’s the type of thing a stupid injury should come from

I do not posses that type of strength.

It was a thin wall

Mine are thick

Now is not the time Yuni

Wow, this is probably late.

But why does this seem like the best line up all season?

You are probably tripping balls

Stay away from the brown hemp granola.

I love that stuff!

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Got any mushroom tea?

Lamentably no.

I wish, probably just not that smart is a better guess.

not too far off

Plug Beltre in at 3rd, LaHair in at 1st, Lopez in at 2nd, and Clement at C and you’re there

LaHair is awful.

He's our best 1st baseman

Amen.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

I'm trying to get used to him. And Tui at third. I'm trying sooo hard to accept it.

I miss Adrian already.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

LaHair?

No way.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

OK maybe Bloomquist at 2nd and Lopez at 1st

AHAHAHAHA

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Honestly I think that's the best

either that or choke Sexson at 1st

He wouldnt be any better if we choked him....

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Bloomquist and 1st and Lopez at 2nd.

no Bloomquist is greater at 2nd then Lopez

I don't buy this.

Me neither.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Miguel Cairo is arguably better than Bryan LaHair

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Logan's #1 prospect.

He went off of home run totals, didn't he?

Hell if I know

Looked at the Future 40 and decided to select the prospect Dave bashed on the most?

Probably had a good average, decent HR total, and was being mocked by everyone else.

Sounds like someone I know.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

How's Mr. Choo doing in his quest for the Hall of Fame?

Surprisingly good.

Pretty damn good (WARNING SMALL SAMPLE SIZE)

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Half of him might get in.

There hasn't been a Future Forty update in like two years c ome to think of it

Um.

There was one in March.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

He used to update it once every month or two

This is by far the longest it has been since the inception of the blog

It's almost as though he has a life now.

yeah crazy

poor guy

Wedding...

I know

But I donated a lot more money to his blog then yours

His blog banned you

You should band him to see if the two are related.

You are way behind the times.

We have banned him way more often

Not necessarily true

DMZ put me in the mod queue a LOT

and that's not an excuse for banning me

Less permanent

Remember that USSM GT that was just he and Coach shitting with the thread?

DMZ enabled it though

He praised it.

Honestly DMZ is the man but that blog wouldn’t be anything without Dave laying down the hammer on certain things

As I remember he was hella pissed.

Dave was hella pissed

DMZ just gets sarcastically angry and then continues to allow it

I don't hold any grudges I deserved it

and they have a lot more operating costs than you do

Now is not the time Yuni

Yuni stole second like he stole American citizenship

Oh Jesus not Speier

Fuck guys, grab the cushion you morons.

This is hilarious without context.

Bahahaha

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Holy balls! Who are these guys?

Traitors

OH WHAT THE FUCK REED

FUCKING HELL

shit shit shit

Awesome!!!

THE FUCKING NATIONALS LOST AND NOW YOU GUYS DECIDE TO WIN!?

I HATE YOU ALL SO HARD

eponymous_coward - September 23, 2008 reply

But Reed

The Nats won, buddy.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

THAT'S WHAT I MEANT

THEY LOST OUT IN THE STRASBURG STANDINGS

You honestly believe we are going to hold this lead?

For the love of God let me cling on to some kind of positive hope.

Jeremy Reed is a manbeast

Yuni is faster and skinnier than he was a month ago.

False hope false hope false hope.

Think all these rookies around are making him nervous?

I wonder if Silva actually beat the shit out of him.

True hope :)

Gastric bypass?

The sad thing is that even if he were a defensive wizard this season he'd still probably be a below average player

But not a complete disaster.

Depends on the level of wizardry

How about Grand?

Bahahaha

Harry Potter < Yuni < Merlin

I can't believe how retarded you are

Fuck you Reed I'm glad you busted

That's not true that's impossible!

We came back!

At least the Angels have a dangerous offense

Batista for the hold!

End!END!

This will just make the loss more enjoyable.

I BLAME FOGEL FOR THIS

Daww lil ol me?

FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN ASSBANDIT

Ife we end the season with 99 losses I'm going to kill something

eponymous_coward - September 23, 2008 reply

It's either 99 or 104 in my book.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

104!

OR NOT!

Was that Raul playing SS?

what????

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Not even a real meme

WHAT THE HELL FUCK YOU AYBAR

What a fucking rere.

Fuck you Angels

Yessssssssss

God damn it just lose

I want 105 losses

This is the worst night of my life

House?

Negated

This is worse than when Ottawa lost the Stanley Cup and I paid to be there

I can't believe that PI guy is getting his own show.

This is almost as bad as Sept 11 this year.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

You've had a good life.

Damn it I check gameday and come back to this?!

Get 100 already!

Stop screwing around you dopey Angels....

These Angels aren't going to make it far in the playoffs

So the Twins still have life. Gonna get crushed if they somehow make it.

Sit the FUCK down TUI!

At least Wlad is over a .600 OPS.... :(

Seriously though, how the fuck has this lineup scored 8 runs?

Dumb luck

Crystal for DH - September 23, 2008 reply

LOLZ JERED WEAVER TEH MOST AWESOME PITCHER EVER!11!!!111

not funny.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

NTO AS GOOD AS GARLAND FUK YOU

SERVES YOU RIGHT REED

NOW YOU’RE INJURED

No because we might bring up a good high impact rookie!

Good job slightly-more-useful Vidro.

At least Tui is a giant pile of crap

He will come into his own next season

It will be fun to watch said pile of crap get 550 ABs playing 3B for us next year.

In some ways it will

I can't wait for someone terrible to play 3rd and make the stupid fans miss Beltre.

The stupid fans don't miss Cameron

Let me enjoy my little fantasy world.

But he didn't put the ball in play! Every time Mike Cameron strikes out, your daughter gets a little raped.

Think of the daughters.

At least that’s how most fans seemingly took his K totals.

I don't think they took them that seriously

Most of my stupid friends loved Cameron despite the K totals.

Yes but you hate white people and therefore your group of friends is not a representative sample

I sometimes hate white people.

I dunno

Mexicans do know a lot about baseball

Shut the hell up fagel

It's great background noise for picking strawberries

Robert - September 24, 2008 reply

Maybe that was just my dad.

But he doesn’t have a daughter, so I just failed about as hard as I could have.

Is it wrong that the first time I read this I thought of the other Cameron?

Yes.

Who'll be the first pick overall to go in 2010?

So we can dead meme him ASAP.

Does Mrs Jeff quack while in the sack?

Robert - September 24, 2008 reply

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK

Fuck off Kenji

KENJI!

WHY DO YOU CHOOSE NOW TO START HITTING!

Sense if humor.

I am choosing to trust the Angel's offense today

Kenji is the worst catcher in Mariners history

Don't say things you can't take back.

Nigga stole my bike

Do you say these things once a night to scare people away?

Like there are any non-regulars left by this point

Well, yeah.

This is the worst pseudo intelligent blog ever

The initial x-axis acceleration of Morrow's breaking ball the other day partially resembled that of a slider

And it was pretty faggy too

rec'd

that might just be the weed talking though

What possible reason could there be to be high at 9:42 on a Tuesday night where you're (presumably) at home by yourself?

These are the best times to get high.

Not sure I agree.

I used to love getting stoned and watching baseball.

I've never been stoned while watching sports. I have been extremely drunk, however.

I don't think I could handle watching this team high.

The long games would be so much longer and more agonizing.

But more hilarious.

This is true. I guess it's not all bad.

thank God I don't have cable

I'm not by myself there are several other people in the room

hence the aforementioned Jack in the box and I have no class tomorrow

I missed the Jack in the Box and people part by not being home earlier.

I now fully understand

On second thought say more offensive things

Johjima's doubled his hit total for the year tonight

Don't worry, I think they've just about used up all of their offense for the rest of the season

SO WHAT KENJI YOU DECIDE TODAY IS FINALLY THE DAY

YOU START HITTING THE BALL TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD!? WELL LA TEE FREAKING DAH GO TO HELL

Don't worry it will be ok once we send out our not so secret weapon!

YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD! YOU ARE TOO FOCUSED!

Crystal for DH - September 23, 2008 reply

Kenji OPS approaching .600

If he actually pronounces Loux "lukes" I'm going to kick him in the balls.

Who?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Angels RP.

STOP IT YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!

Bloody Hell.

If we score any more runs they’re going to rest all of their players.

So Vladdy needs to hit a grand slam here.

Error: Baserunners Required

Just hit it harder.

He's got four guys hitting in front of him this inning.

Give it time.

OH! Marquis equaled Felix.

He hit a salami.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

And off the Mets

Was it off Johan Santana?

If not, then not equal.

Jon Niese.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Somewhat less impressive.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Not all is lost -- we still have our secret mega-weapons at ready.

Tits + Stationary LF = Epic Win

Raul's the goddamn DH today.

FUCK

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Wlad is in LF.

All we need is some creative defensive shifting

FUCK HIS DICK

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

We still have Batista...

IS Corcoran Corkscrewed today?

Lopez is confused as shit out there

...

I have a feeling Johjima is more confused. "Hits? What are these things I am magically doing?"

I was unaware people "did" hits.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Corco is right now.

Haha.

Well played.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

no that was like 10 minutes ago stupid

Bahahaha.

I get it.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Justin Speier's Gameday photo would look good sideways

And upside-down-backwards. And photoshopped.

where do you come up with t his stuff?

At his house.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

hahahhahahha

Hahaha!

jesus christ I can't stop laughting stop!

Try watching it whlie listen to music.

and thought of the holy LL triumvirate

I heard this song

This is the second best one yet

It's no Gload.

Exactly

Carry on then.

This is comforting

It's supposed to be scary.

It's like my father

This should be sideways

Damn you

Who is this fellow that looks like a hawk?

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHhh

Waking up to this would cause a run on Plan B.

For a second I thought the waking part said wanking.

That would be way more disturbing.

god no why is it loading so slow

You're blitzed

Also PNG

It's just staring at me

I’m really uncomfortable

Where do you get these giant headshots??

please stop

This literally caused me to jump.

GAR-ZA GAR-ZA

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

this is just too much for me

The walk one of the most ominous signs in baseball.

Steal home four times

m's don't need a dp rite here

everybody always needs dp

GOD

.

Is part of the meme.

that might just be too much

oh fuck wrong response

Damn Corco almost gave Anderson a nice screen. Lame.

Come on JJ suffer a elbow injury...

You and Eyebrows should switch bodies.

No fuck that I have two fully functional wrists.

...I'd rather he just blow it and stay healthy.

I can't believe we blew a 4-run deficit.

Pshhh

I hate this team so much

They can’t even lose right… fuck

spike07 - September 23, 2008 reply

We should just score -99 at the beginning it would help us a lot!

M's scored 7 unanswered runs today.

Good lord.

This sucks.

I know it's been said before, but fuck this team for what it's done to us.

I want them to lose for their own stupid benefit

I know, but still.

I root for the losing team to score runs and it makes me feel like the retard of the group

Knowing the M's, they picked up on this and are now attempting to lose at losing.

Today has suckediddlyucked.

Baseball wise anyways.

Jimenez is probably starting instead of Silva.

I don’t get it he is not even “stretched” out why not give Thomas or Dickey he is our #6 starter/long guy right?

seattlesundevil - September 23, 2008 reply

I've been at work and not able to post much.. But I was watching gameday

I agree with the “this sucks.” sentiment.

Padres are getting pancaked.

…grumbles….

Mmmm Pancakes.

Stupid LeBlanc.

Stupid French people.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

YUNI! NO ONE LOVES YOU. NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Lord Licorice loves him

And the Man with the Yellow Hat.

He loved his monkey?

It was a close bond between man and beast.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Curious Yuni.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

I love him

And perhaps Queen Frostine as well?

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Why do Queen Frostine and King Kandy live in different places

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

They don't love each other anymore.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

She's a frigid bitch.

Those Angels are gonna have a fun time with the BoSOx.

I wonder if Dan Savage got into Safeco with his "bottom" shirt.

Was this something from the Stranger? Haven't read this weeks yet.

It was on Slog today.

He’s rooting for the team to finish last in MLB and being a perv at the same time.

Figures he'd be the guy that could manage that.

J.J.

Thunderstruck or Cockpunched?

I hope they rip his balls off.

Hopefully cockpunched

Thundercocked

Nick S - September 23, 2008 reply

Does anyone else get the feeling the race for the #1 pick is going to come down to closing day?

And think we’re going to win on closing day?

COme baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack #1 pick!

I just have a gut feeling that the baseball gods are gonna crush our dream and we’re gonna win every game from now on.

I'd be even more upset if we were competing with the Padres

Curse those handsome devils!

Yeah. There's still a 1% chance the Nats pass on Strasburg due to signability issues.

Who else is now hoping for extras?

Me now

Does Fogel still get boxed?

How would Jeff enable me if I were boxed?

By unbanning LFOJL

Aaaah

You're a thinker

Aye.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

count me in

Not me Fuck extras

Does Fogel still get boxed until Sunday if this happens?

L8

I could see JJ giving up 3 runs, but I got shit to do.

WHo is hoping for a gamewinning grand slam?

Against us?

Me.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

From Willets?

He couldn't hit it out of a little league park.

Hit by..... Kendry!!!!!

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Arrrrghhhh

Fuck.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

That didn't help at all J.J.

Quit padding stats!

bullshit that was low

You reminded me of Cartman right there that was a fucking ball and you know it!

Crystal for DH - September 23, 2008 reply

Come on Hunter

Pretend it’s JJ’s birthday.

Damn you Ichiro.

damn

Hit every pitch slowly to third.

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Damn it Ichiro break a ... I can't say it...

Goddammit you're supposed to be in decline.

This team needs more Rauls in a hurry

Willie to CF QUICK

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Ichiro you motorboating sonofabitch.

LEVANTATE (EVERYBODY) GET UP

I'm up!

ALL 12 OF YOU

I'm up!

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

Hey I just saw Bedard smiling

Is he allowed to do that?

Fag

Of course not, He's french,

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

KENDRY KENDRY!!!!

.Taylor - September 23, 2008 reply

It would not have been hard for Ichiro to let that drop and make it look like he tried.

He doesn't feel like shanking Geoff today.

I dislike the fact that the amount of happiness I will experence for the remainder of the evening revolves entirely around Kendry Morales

Howie Kendrick and Kendry Morales should trade first names

Nick S - September 23, 2008 reply

bahahahhaha

rec’d

Walk, HBP, home run.

Come on JJ.

This is more tragic than Natalee Holloway

GOD DAMMIT

NO

Fucking god damn it

Gay.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!

How were they going to conquer to world with a white MJ?

Waste of a fucking game...

Retards can't even lose in the clutch

Nick S - September 23, 2008 reply

Quit smiling Reed you lintlicking son of a bitch

The Mariners owe me 29 innings of free baseball

Fucking god damn it.

59-99 after tomorrow, Felix going and all. The Nationals better win again tomorrow.

If only we could be graced with Ankiel-esque

pitching meltdowns at opportune times.

Ryan Feierabend is the only Mariner I respect

What about Batista?

Has a stupid nickname

I regret ever opening the door for anagrams

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

the funny thing is

the people who use this nickname weren’t there for the anagram thread

I let the nickname die ages ago

Maybe he'll get fat and we can use the whale angle.

He better hurry up

Maybe he should hang out with Silva by the postgame spread rotfl

I have a better idea

Go M's!

Coach was so far ahead of his time I can't even believe it

Sometimes you don't recognize greatness until it's too late.

Are you trying to summon him?

He probably thinks he's being made fun of.

I miss Coach sometimes.

There, I said it.

But Vidro ate the team out of house and home!

No food left!

Ha!

I only became aware of the nickname because of the wiki.

Oh man we totally didn't get to see tits in action tonight lol

The Angels were leading 6-2......

At least we are still alive for 104.

I guarantee you that Reed and Messenger are BFFs.

more like DBF

Douchebagsforever!

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WHAT THE FUCK!