That did a lot of the photos this year – if there is a sort of weird shadow to them, or the player’s face looks a little fisheye/distorted, it’s her work (I’m pretty sure it was a woman). There was something about it on a Tigers’ blog at the beginning of the season.
I was a Mariners fan during the 90’s and hate the Yankees plenty because of it but time lessens all wounds and as far as the “how much have you pissed me off lately” principle applies to this I have to root for the Yankees in this circumstance.
How could you not hate the Braves in the 90s? The chop, the arrogant borrrring southern announcers, Chipper Jones, Dave Justice, Steve Avery bllllleeeeccccchhhhh
How about a reenactment of the 2001 ALDS where instead of Jeter redirecting the throw, he shoves the catcher out of the way to take the throw and gets creamed while dropping the ball?
YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!!
I invite people to take note which of the puns in this little subthread got rec'd
Consider that an illustration on the level of humor needed to pull off punning and be cautious and deeply self-examinant before deciding to make an attempt.
I'm the only one who's happy about this...
section331 - October 17, 2009
Are not!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Yay!
I am watching this with a friend who is a Red Sox fan – we are finally both on the same side.
section331 - October 17, 2009
What an odd feeling that must be.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
It is kinda weird...
section331 - October 17, 2009
Did that guy have a fucking vetriloquist's dummy?
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Even Joe Buck said "Really?"
Corco - October 17, 2009
It amused me that the subject wasn't pursued any further on air.
Two Rs and Two Ls - October 17, 2009
I hate the fact that at this point I want the Yankees to win the World Series
and can’t figure out why it is that I actually feel myself actively rooting for them deep down
Corco - October 17, 2009
Go NL!
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
I don't know why but I can't bring myself to root for the Phillies...maybe if Moyer were on the roster it would be different
And the Dodgers…well…my Dad’s an old-school Reds fan so I’ve been brought up to dislike that team because of the old Reds-Brooklyn Dodgers rivalry
Corco - October 17, 2009
and dear God there is no way I would root for the Angels
Which leaves the Yankees!
Corco - October 17, 2009
I know it's not the popular opinion around here
but I’ve always liked Raul so I’m going Phillies.
Basically, as soon as the Twins went out it was NL all the way.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Pssst!
Me too!
section331 - October 17, 2009
I was pro-Twins too
I went
1. Twins
2. Cardinals
3. Yankees
4. Phillies
5. Rockies
6. Dodgers
7/8 please just kill me
and I like Raul, and I like the Phillies, but I can’t root for them to win for some reason.
I think it’s because they won last year.
I have no idea why I’m rooting for the Yankees- some internal force is making me do it, but it makes as little sense to me as it does to you
Corco - October 17, 2009
I can understand that
I have no love for St Louis, but wanted the Cards to win, just because I felt they should. This game is strange sometimes.
section331 - October 17, 2009
I'm pretty sure
It means you have cancer.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Yep, he's broken.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Then I can use the Make-a-Wish foundation to wish for a Yankee win?
Corco - October 17, 2009
No.
Absolutely not.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Cano looks cold
Corco - October 17, 2009
YES!!!
NO PUN INTENDED
Corco - October 17, 2009
Who put the Extract of Retard
In the Angels’ Gatorade?
section331 - October 17, 2009
Again?
msb - October 17, 2009
The Make-a-Wish Foundation
Corco - October 17, 2009
They're coming for YOU!
section331 - October 17, 2009
It's concerning.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Here's your boy....
section331 - October 17, 2009
Well, that sucked.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Hrmph.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Looked safe.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Joe Saunders face is saying "I'm here to serve your insurance needs".
What the heck is up with the pictures, is it just this season or has it been this way for awhile?
Kermit. - October 17, 2009
There was a certain photographer
That did a lot of the photos this year – if there is a sort of weird shadow to them, or the player’s face looks a little fisheye/distorted, it’s her work (I’m pretty sure it was a woman). There was something about it on a Tigers’ blog at the beginning of the season.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Looking at Saunders
I don’t think she did his, but she definitely did Burnett’s.
section331 - October 17, 2009
C.C. Sabathia is my favorite, KC Royals are the goofiest.
Kermit. - October 17, 2009
I would not purchase insurance from that fellow
He has no gold teeth
Corco - October 17, 2009
Um...
The proper word is “teef”.
section331 - October 17, 2009
ATTA BOY CAPTAIN YANK
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
What'd he do?
I have hockey on.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Opposite field home run.
drblacknwhite - October 17, 2009
I hate that that's good news right now :(
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
I'm still not sure that it is.
drblacknwhite - October 17, 2009
How was Joe Buck so restrained on that call?
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
I figure if I start drinking now
The loss won’t have that much of an effect…
section331 - October 17, 2009
This is stupid.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Agreed!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Izturis!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Naps. :(
section331 - October 17, 2009
Izturis!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Eeek!
section331 - October 17, 2009
COME ON CHOOOOOOOONE
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOO!
section331 - October 17, 2009
The tie's acomin!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Then extras!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Aybar!
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
AYBAR AGAIN!!!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Oh Aybar, you delightfully DeBarge looking fucker!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I once got him and Ervin Santana confused
It’s the hair.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Makes sense.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Ohhhh no you di'int
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Luckiest HBP ever
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
SINGLE HIM HOME
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Hit it, Bobby.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Not too hard though!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Little bit hard.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Like... dinger hard.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
FUCK YOU DAMON
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
How does that help extras!?
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I'm not bewildered extras! is one word
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I predict another Yankees run
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
But that would make a score of 4-3
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Leave me alone
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I am sorry
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
It's my fault. I'm grouchy
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
There there
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Thanks Fogel
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
A walk does you no good here way to swing Bobby
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Whose birthday is it today, Torii? Yours?
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Vlad time
Time to prove he’s the man.
skywaker9 - October 17, 2009
Oh, this is killin' me!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Come on Vlad, pretend it's Campillo
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
YESSSSSS
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA Angels Baseball!
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Come on cruise mode
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
AND WE ARE TIED!
YES!
skywaker9 - October 17, 2009
Well that was rather wussy by Vlad.
skywaker9 - October 17, 2009
Fuck the Angels
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
"He's from Virginia so he's used to the cold weather"
Also, cold bodies
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
WAY TO MAKE ME MISS THAT, STUPID PUPPY
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
GODDAMMIT SAUNDERS KEEP THE HITS DOWN
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
THIS GAME IS STUPID. :P
section331 - October 17, 2009
Yay
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Mr. Clutch
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Clutch DP there, Del.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
He was safe!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
They sound so disappointed that a call went against the Yankees.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
SIT DOWN JOHNNY!
YANKEES FAIL!
skywaker9 - October 17, 2009
I have a friend who has a dog
That, like Swisher, can’t seem to keep its tongue in its mouth…
section331 - October 17, 2009
Come on Eyebrows, mash one.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Or do that.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Keep the tie going!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
That was a fun play!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
It sure was!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
And another scoreless inning!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
We're so lucky!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
The Black Jack Taco commercials are very entrancing and I now wish to purchase many Black Jack Tacos
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I just want more shoes...
section331 - October 17, 2009
Me too, a little.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Actually no, maybe I just want a regular taco.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
The black ones scare me
Poochie - October 17, 2009
COME ON NAPS
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
No Naps. :(
section331 - October 17, 2009
Sigh
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Is that an order?
because I don’t even know the guy.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
No, just a suggestion.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Then I'll pass.
He looks busy anyway.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
LETS GO ANGELS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
YES YES YES
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
"Jeter's critics are now silent and buried in a five foot hole under a rock in a cave somewhere"
God McCarver is a fuck butt, it was a 320 foot homer for shit’s sake
Poochie - October 17, 2009
And then McCarver talking up Jeter's defense
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Yeah, I heard that too
What a douchebag. Because of one home run, sure. :p
section331 - October 17, 2009
To right field in the new Yankee stadium
In most parks that’s probably caught
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
It was routine flyballish
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Oh shit come on bring in Joba
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Tie game vs. Rivera is the perfect recipe for a duces-all nirvana
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Make em pay, Bobby!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
For something!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Perhaps you have a history with this pitcher, who knows?
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Bad blood maybe? Think back!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
He used to be a Yankee?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
He might like pepsi better!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Hee hee hee
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Poochie - October 17, 2009
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
God
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
WOOOOOOOO PHILCOKE
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
If Cody Ransom were to throw a scoreless inning he'd probably gain the support of the Yankee faithful
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Who's Cody Ransom?
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
x
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Well, he's adorable. Looks bald though. And his uniform sucks.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
The Yankees have the most hideous uniforms in baseball
Poochie - October 17, 2009
You're not wrong.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I love being not wrong
Poochie - October 17, 2009
They're all right
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I disagree
Poochie - October 17, 2009
He is not on the playoff roster I think
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Son of a horseshit
Poochie - October 17, 2009
OH NO HE THREW A BAD WARM UP
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Hahahah Joba
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Come on Torri!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Come on Torii!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Yankee fans are the worst
Poochie - October 17, 2009
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU JETER
Poochie - October 17, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
That was A-Rod's ball.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
VLADDY VLADDY VLADDY
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Please....
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
He's gonna hit a pitch below his ankles out of the ballpark.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
=(
.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
Is he your daddy?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I refuse to refer to him as Big Daddy Vladdy.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Vladdy Daddy
Poochie - October 17, 2009
We need rules that for catchers to stay in the catcher's box
Poochie - October 17, 2009
EEP!
C’mon you duct tape and twigs motherfucker….
section331 - October 17, 2009
COME ON JOBA
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
YES SIT DOWN BITCH
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
SON OF A B ITCH!!!!
section331 - October 17, 2009
BLARGHALAHARGLEE
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I made a similar sound...
section331 - October 17, 2009
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Extras?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Vlad is so old
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL WANT THE ANGELS TO WIN??
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
We hashed this out in the Poll thread, did we not?
Some members of this community would prefer a Yankees win, some of us prefer the Angels.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Yeah I know but it seems like everyone who's commenting is for the Angels
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
They had a Regan style mandate in the poll
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Tonight, yeah. Seems that way.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I don't
but since I’ve turned the sound on my alegiance is starting to shift.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Because the Yankees are the biggest rival in our history and we hate them and also they have won 26 World Series so fuck them
Poochie - October 17, 2009
But it's the fucking Angels
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
But it's the fuckin Yankees
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I mean, I don't like the Yankees either
But it’s the fucking Angels
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
I mean, I don't like the Angels either
But it’s the fucking Yankees
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I see your point
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
But it's the fucking Angels
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
To you.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Both of you
GET A ROOM!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Sigh
I guess you have to be of a certain age to appreciate it
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I don't know if you're actually being serious or not, but you're probably right
I’m sure the fact that I wasn’t old enough to be a big baseball fan in the 90’s has a lot to do with it. I just don’t hate the Yankees that much.
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
Go read the poll thread
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Yeah I've read it
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
This is such horsedroppings
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I have to agree
I was a Mariners fan during the 90’s and hate the Yankees plenty because of it but time lessens all wounds and as far as the “how much have you pissed me off lately” principle applies to this I have to root for the Yankees in this circumstance.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
You weren't even there for 1996
Poochie - October 17, 2009
What the fuck are you talking about?
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Clearly I am trolling
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I guess you were successful!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
But seriously fuck the Yankees
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Writing "The fucking Angels" doesn't make me feel rage or anything. They're still just the Angels.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Just the word "Angels" fills me with hatred and rage
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
You know I think you might have mentioned that once or three million times? I get it.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Ok
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
JOBA IS NOW A TRUE YANKEE YAY
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
JOBA IS LIKE THEIR FELIX
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I thought Joba was their fat Brandon Morrow.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
The truth is likely somewhere between!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
If Felix was chock full o' spray cheese...
section331 - October 17, 2009
Hey, everyone!
The Sounders are going to the playoffs!!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Fantastic!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Dammit, why couldn't Vlad's bat have flown out and taken Joba's head off?
I fucking hate that cunt.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
If the Yankess had traded for Mike Cameron I would be rooting for the Yankees
Poochie - October 17, 2009
How did Saunders only allow two runs?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
We're getting close to the promised land!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Joe Saunders is a bitch
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
Not starting Posada is stupid
I guess Girardi is still bitter about losing his job to him
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Putting Phil Hughes in the bullpen was a stupid move.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
YES YES YES
Poochie - October 17, 2009
SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK JETER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Poochie - October 17, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
HAHAHA BEST SS EVER, RIGHT TIM?
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Hahahahaha Itzturis looks like the spy.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
HAHAHAHA
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
No no! Pinch hit for Naps? Aw man.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
This is retarded
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Napoli is not so happoli today. :(
section331 - October 17, 2009
No he isn't.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
"No one I'd rather have the ball hit to in game 7, bottom of the 9th"
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
SAY SOMETHING TIM
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Not a big fan, GMJ.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Mike could have done that.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Obviously Phil Hughes chokes in the post season and they should've traded him for Washburn.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
Looks like this one is going to stay tied!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Rivera in now
New Yawk’s a-skurred!
section331 - October 17, 2009
No I do not want a taco made out of shingles
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Ew.
No old chicken pox taco for you, huh?
section331 - October 17, 2009
I mean the black panels on roof tops
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Ooo
Yeah, you have a point – they do look like that a little, don’t they? :/
section331 - October 17, 2009
I love the fact that
There is “Southern Barbecue” at Yankee Stadium.
section331 - October 17, 2009
We're doing it!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Go us!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
One inning to go!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I think we're gonna make it!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Quit running you queen
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Oh, Jeter, you hag.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
He already tagged you Jeter you dumbass.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
SIT DOWN, JETE!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Damon should grow his hair long again
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I hate this part
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Lots of Rivera means lots of extras! if the Yankees don't score!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
COME ON HUNTER, YOU SHITE!!!!
section331 - October 17, 2009
Crapsack.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Is it frigging SNOWING?
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
My friend noticed that, too...
section331 - October 17, 2009
Inevitable HR?
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Good.
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Damn it, early
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
NO GODDAMIT NO!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GO
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
rut roh
Poochie - October 17, 2009
DON'T PUT IN FUCKING FUENTES!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
GODDAMMIT
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I CAN'T LOOK
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I CAN'T EITHER
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
COME ON YOU RETARDEDLY NAMED SLAP HITTING NOBODY END IT
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT BASEBALL TO END
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
A brother's gotta watch My So Called Life sometime
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
If you refer to yourself as "a brother" then you most certainly do not
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
You are a white male
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Nigga that ain't nothin' but vitiligo
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Human family cockmongers
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Should I make a pot of coffee?
section331 - October 17, 2009
WE MADE IT
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOO
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU
Poochie - October 17, 2009
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
EXTRAS >:(
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Extra baseball!
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
It's worth double the price I paid!
section331 - October 17, 2009
NICK SWISHER IS GOING TO PITCH
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
RELIEF ACE!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
How is this not the primetime series on Monday?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Angels!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Fisted!
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
WHAT THE HELL
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
A Rod is so selfish
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Izturis looks like a tiny penis.
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
gay
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Yeah damn those weathermen!
Always trying to ruin your fun!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Is Tim McCarver actually a Yankee fan?
If he is it seems odd that FOX would let him do the games.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
LET'S GO MELK-DAWG
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I'm so glad Jake Locker is good at football now.
Angels don’t get him! hahaha
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
Fuck yeah mofos
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
McCarver surprised that a below-average CF didn't get that
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Double play baby
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Aww yeah sexy
Poochie - October 17, 2009
WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT SHIT IS THIS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
THE WORST KIND
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Anyone else think Girardi is an absolutely great manager?
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
I think he is terrible
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Why? I agree with like all of his moves.
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
Not starting Posada was retarded
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Really?
It’s not that bad…
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
That's funny I see MGL and I have absolutely no interest in what comes after it
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Well you are both flaming dickbags
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Plus I would argue you can wuantify offense much better than you can defense to err on the side of offense
Poochie - October 17, 2009
You put the best lineup on the field during the playoffs and anyone who suggests otherwise is insane
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Molina has hit lefties somewhat ok before
but even assuming they are even, you are still wasting bench players to pinch hit, and playing down one catcher
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I think his face looks like a road map of Mars
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Extra inning rain delay?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
OH MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
THIS SERIES IS RIGGED ROBOTS ROBOTS ROBOTS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
A ROBOT WOULD HAVE MADE THE SAME CALL
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
A BROKEN ROBOT, MAYBE.
section331 - October 17, 2009
He didn't touch the bag!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Neither did any other second baseman
All night long.
section331 - October 17, 2009
I fail to see your point
Poochie - October 17, 2009
The point is that a robot would actually call the game by the rules
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
No a robot would call the game how I want it called
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I program the robots
Poochie - October 17, 2009
There you go.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Dogs can't program robots
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
So it is a good thing you are a person!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Cartoon dogs can
Poochie - October 17, 2009
My SN suggests that I am a cartoon dog
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I've met you
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
We are on the same softball team
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Is my memory so hazy?
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
This means nothing
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Those coons and their crazy based ball....
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Don't know what this means but it is getting a rec and ac will explain later
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I was also going to suggest that I didn't know Yuni was a movie star
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Not a cartoon dog but a real dog
Poochie - October 17, 2009
were
Poochie - October 17, 2009
You obviously know nothing
About the South African Robot-Programming Dog of Johannesburg.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Erick Aybar thought that was unbelievable
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Actually
He thought it was unfuckingbelievable. :D
section331 - October 17, 2009
THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Poochie - October 17, 2009
UNBELIEVABLE
Poochie - October 17, 2009
WHY SHOULD HE HAVE TO TOUCH THE BASE
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I AM FUCKING FLUMMOXED
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Nope he never touched it
He’s been doing that all night.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
That's how all players ever have done it.
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
I realize it's a call that is usually a given but technically the ump is correct
You have to touch the bag for the runner to be out, and he didn’t.
Most people drag their foot over it.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
It is absolutely retarded and the fact that it happened to the Angels is the best thing ever
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Yes, yes it is.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
There's "technically"
And then there’s “consistent”.
section331 - October 17, 2009
And then there is "fuck the Angels" which is what matters
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
No.
section331 - October 17, 2009
GOD
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
THANK YOU FOR DECIDING THE GAME UMPIRE
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Huh.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
ahahahahahahaha
oh Timmy
Poochie - October 17, 2009
This will be even funnier if the angels get out of the inning
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Like holding in the NFL....they call it when they need to
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Just ask the Seahawks!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
NO GODDAMMIT NO
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
YESSSSSSSS
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Did Fuentes die?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Extras!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
AND THE BASEBALL JUST KEEPS GOING
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
BASE-BALL!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I wish that call had decided the game.
Now it’ll take an extra sentence for every columnist/pundit to vent about phantom tags.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
To what lengths will Scioscia go to avoid putting Fuentes in?
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Shouldn't that be hard and HOT in his face???
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Ken Rosenthal did just say
“it is coming down hard and cold in his face.”
yuniform - October 17, 2009
Okay, okay....
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
NO NOT FUENTES
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
They should send Upton here
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
More bad umpiring!
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
HIT HIM IN THE CHIN PUBES
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Sooo
How bad do y’all think they’ll let things get before they call this clusterfuckery?
section331 - October 17, 2009
Did you watch the playoffs last year?
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I did
But it wasn’t this late in the game….
section331 - October 17, 2009
ANGELS BABY ANGELS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
YES YES YES YES YES
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE THE RALLY MONKEY
Poochie - October 17, 2009
DAMMIT DAMON AND YOUR FUCKING GAY LITTLE ARM
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I could barely throw the ball back to the pitcher so I have sympathy for him
Poochie - October 17, 2009
That is understandable considering your species
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
FUCKING YES CHONE!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Looking for the local got the express
McCarver is fresh
Big Jared - October 17, 2009
YES!!!!
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
section331 - October 17, 2009
FUCK YOU FIGGINS
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I genuinely felt nothing just then.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Annnnnd now the game gets called due to rain
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Hahaha
wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
That was codswallop
Pure codswallop
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
they need a Fuentes cushion
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Daisy Fuentes?
section331 - October 17, 2009
Not what I meant but I guess I'd rather sit on her than him
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Come on, Goddammit
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Fuentes delivery is gayer than a Roman day care
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
It's true
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Daisy Fuentes?
section331 - October 17, 2009
No Brian the pitcher that plays for the Angels
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
That posted twice
Once, apparently in the wrong place.
section331 - October 17, 2009
I thought you were going to do it on every mention of Fuentes.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
I could
Would that make this game easier to tolerate?
section331 - October 17, 2009
Thinking about it
I’d rather you didn’t.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
I'd rather I didn't, either
Good to know we’re on the same page.
section331 - October 17, 2009
ONE RUN YOU PINSTRIPED NINNIES
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Rain is the new Canadian Soldiers.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
I assume these are both bands
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Nah.
Canadian Soldiers Come to Aid of Indians In Victory Against the Yankees
yuniform - October 17, 2009
Time for Fuentes to end the game in some way
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
DINGERTIME
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
COME ON CLUTCH ROD
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
HE MAKES ME WANT TO CLUTCH MY ROD!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Rec'd for false.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
Not that I was looking for an excuse to bring this up but I assure you I do have a penis
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I was thinking about posting this.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Rec'd for truth.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
LIES
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Y'ALL READY FOR THIS
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I bet when Fuentes really reaches back to throw some gas he makes a little "enh" sound
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
It's not tennis
Poochie - October 17, 2009
NOW TIE IT BACK UP!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
You are some kinda psychic.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
OH MY GOD YES SEXTRAS!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
YEAAHH
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
RODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
ARE YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
MORE BASEBALL!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I can't say I am upset!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
MADGE IS GETTIN' THE BIG O TONIGHT
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
He's sleeping with someone else now
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
WHO SAYS A-ROD ISN'T CLUTCH
Corco - October 17, 2009
We'll never have to read an "A-Rod chokes in October" story again!
apunetid - October 17, 2009
The A-Rod redemption stories will be just as annoying!
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I'm sure the media will find a way to give credit to Jeter somehow.
Jeff Nye - October 17, 2009
"Jeter gives back rub that enables Rodriguez to hit solo home run.
Fin - October 17, 2009
I CANT BELIEVE IT
Buck Showalter told me before the series that the Angels would win because they had a left handed closer. HOW COULD HE BE WRONG?!?!
drblacknwhite - October 17, 2009
BECAUSE SAID CLOSER WAS TRADED FOR JEFF FUCKING CIRILLO
SO HE MUST SUCK
Corco - October 17, 2009
I LOVE YOU A-ROD
Corco - October 17, 2009
Rooting for the Yankees feels so weird.
Big Jared - October 17, 2009
Just root against the Angels
it works for me.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
These are the dirtiest exxxtras I've seen in some time
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I want more
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Until the rain drowns everyone in the stadium
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I CALLED IT!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
So I understand rooting for the NL to win the WS
But how can any human on this site be rooting for the Angels? I can’t imagine a less likeable team
Corco - October 17, 2009
the Yankees are less likable as are the Braves Cubs and Red Sox
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Red Sox and Cubs I'll give you
but why the Yankees and braves?
Corco - October 17, 2009
How could you not hate the Yankees?
How could you not hate the Braves in the 90s? The chop, the arrogant borrrring southern announcers, Chipper Jones, Dave Justice, Steve Avery bllllleeeeccccchhhhh
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I like all that stuff though
Arrogant southern announcers and chop are things I like
Corco - October 17, 2009
Yes but you have retarded tastes in everything
Poochie - October 17, 2009
and the chop is clearly racist
Poochie - October 17, 2009
The chop is racist in the eyes of a few loud people but not in the eyes of millions of quiet who don't give a shit
And yes, my tastes are retarded
Corco - October 17, 2009
No its actually racist and that's not changed because a million racists think its not racist
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Not every single Native American has said "OMG THATZ RACIST"
Actually like 95% haven’t said anything
Corco - October 17, 2009
99% actually
Corco - October 17, 2009
STC
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
10-4
Corco - October 17, 2009
Prove it
Poochie - October 17, 2009
It's racist in the eyes of everyone who knows what a stereotype is
But yay, let’s celebrate the fact that so many people don’t.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Including those of the race allegedly being offended!
Corco - October 17, 2009
STC
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I am glad to have witnessed yet another Corco subthread.
Fin - October 17, 2009
It's been at least 5 months
I’ve been almost completely inactive
Corco - October 17, 2009
And yet
I am somehow around whenever these arguments spring up.
Fin - October 17, 2009
They're all too busy being drunk and gambling to care amirite
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I hate the Braves more than the Yankees
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Yankees and Red Sox are both less likable.
Fin - October 17, 2009
But the Angels represent everything that is wrong in the world
Sure, the Red Sox are worse…but how are the Yankees worse than the Angels?
Corco - October 17, 2009
The only way I could ever root for the Yankees is if they are playing the Red Sox.
Jeff Nye - October 17, 2009
Word
Poochie - October 17, 2009
The Angels are evil though
Southern Californae and what not
Corco - October 17, 2009
Anaheim specifically
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Exactly!
Corco - October 17, 2009
Los Angeles of Anaheim really specifically.
Fin - October 17, 2009
Yep.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
GO BASEBALL GO
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Evil hasn't won since 2000
They’re due
Corco - October 17, 2009
By this reference of evil I mean the Yankees
GO YANKS!
Corco - October 17, 2009
And yes, rooting for Derek Jeter does make me feel soul-less
Corco - October 17, 2009
This ALCS is awesome because it's the only time LL ever disagrees about anything baseball related
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
And it's the first playoff game that has actually put out
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Turncoat.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
You forgot the Twins Yankeee game from last Friday
Poochie - October 17, 2009
That game was somewhere between baseball and beyond baseball and doesn't count
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
No wait just kidding
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
You're stupid
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
What
Corco - October 17, 2009
Adrian Beltre is overrated and may be questioning his sexuality
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Fuentes was really relieved from not having to face Jeter and thus let his guard down
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
God damn it Huskies
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I feel like turning some kind of wood furniture into kindling.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Why is that?
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
She is cold and needs to make things hot
Poochie - October 17, 2009
That too
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
RC ANGRY
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Why? Look at all these extras!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
You're right. What am I thinking?!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
What are you thinking?
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
What am I thinking?
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I was hoping you would tell me
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I want the Angels to win this one, and I'm afraid they aren't going to.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
That sounds rough
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
It is, kind of. But I do like the baseball extras!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
COME. ON.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Seriously I hope this goes 21 innings and someone dies from exhaustion or hypothermia
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
And somehow they'll blame the Angels because Little Timmy died watching in the snow and rain.
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
Or drowning!
section331 - October 17, 2009
This game's still going?
BrianL - October 17, 2009
"It's difficult looking up at all of those raindrops and trying to find the biggest one"
-Tim McCarver.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
SWISHER IS SO GOING TO PITCH!
Slurvey - October 17, 2009
YES
Corco - October 17, 2009
ONE FUCKING HITTER REALLY ARGH
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
So, how big are the puddles on the field going to be before this one gets called
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
A game ending in a tie would be perfect
Poochie - October 17, 2009
The Make-A-Wish Foundation is Pro-Yankee
of this I am sure
Corco - October 17, 2009
NO DAMMIT NO
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Fuentes cushion
Poochie - October 17, 2009
MATHIS!!!!!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I HATE LOS ANGELES WHY NOT MAKE NEVADA A COASTAL STATE
Corco - October 17, 2009
BUNT
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
YES PLEASE
Corco - October 17, 2009
Ahaha GMJ is such a joke
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
5 years/55 million!
He may be a joke but holy shit
Corco - October 17, 2009
Yes that is my point
That they are walking Maicier Izturis to get to him.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I feel good for the man
If somebody offered me $55 million over 5 years guaranteed to be a total piece of shit I would totally take it
Corco - October 17, 2009
I LOVE PLAYOFF BASEBALL BECAUSE IT MAKES MANAGERS RETARDED
Corco - October 17, 2009
YOU ARE WALKING A GUY WHO IS SUCH A PUSSY HE IS WEARING A MUFFLER
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
First IBB ever issued to Izturis?
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
no
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
This isn't going to end well for you, GMJ.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Oh, Gary.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
BAHAHAHHA
Corco - October 17, 2009
Do you have to buy a hat of a playoff team to get Flaps!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Suck it GMJ.
BrianL - October 17, 2009
OH GMJ STILL SUCKS
Corco - October 17, 2009
Awwwwwww, the best fans in baseball can't stand a little rain?
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
What a shocking development
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Why haven't they cut him?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
2 MORE YEARS AND 22 MILLION DOLLARS
if my calculations are correct
Corco - October 17, 2009
I'm sad because this reminds me of Silva
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
WHY DID A 5TH OUTFIELDER GET SO MUCH MONEY?????
Corco - October 17, 2009
I LOVE YOU BILL STONEMAN
Corco - October 17, 2009
SURELY THE YANKEES ARE RUNNING OUT OF PITCHERS
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
STOP ROOTING FOR THE ANGELS
Corco - October 17, 2009
I AM DOING NO SUCH THING
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
GOOD
Corco - October 17, 2009
I AM
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
THAT IS INCORRECT AND SHOULD BE RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY
Corco - October 17, 2009
No.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Yes, actually
Los Angeles is an evil city. Beyond that, the LAAoA have won a World Series more recently than New York
Corco - October 17, 2009
Do you think you're going to convince me to change my mind about who I'm rooting for?
By giving me your opinion on Los Angeles? Sorry, no.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Then I am sad for you and your people
You will soon be disappointed
Corco - October 17, 2009
What do you mean "you people"?
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
what
Corco - October 17, 2009
Thanks for the advice.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Los Angeles isn't evil and it isn't the problem here.
It’s Anaheim.
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
We agree then but for completely different reasons
Either way I cherish the rarity
Corco - October 17, 2009
According to Gameday,
they still have Gaudin, Pettitte, and Sabathia.
apunetid - October 17, 2009
those are starters
Corco - October 17, 2009
Indeed, that's why this is all so grand!
apunetid - October 17, 2009
LET'S GO ANGELS
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Poochie - October 17, 2009
GO!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
ANGELS!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
GO!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
ANGELS!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
DOUCHEBAGS
Corco - October 17, 2009
Simmer down.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
ANGELS!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
;)
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
ANGELS ARE RUNNING OUT OF PITCHERS!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Not really
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Is he not their third starter?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Yes
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Does that no mean they are running short?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
If they lose tonight, they probably won't need a fourth starter.
Have Santana go tonight, Lackey go on a day less rest, the Angels are good to go.
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
I thought it was Scott Kazmir
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
lame
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Good lord, you are all still here?
there is still a game going on????
msb - October 17, 2009
Whorehey will hit the walk off
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
ok yeah the Yankees are screwed in terms of pitching
Corco - October 17, 2009
Where's my Santana fastball update?!?!?!?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Jeff is really screwing the pooch on this one
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Abreu must have asthma or a torn hamstring
Poochie - October 17, 2009
He's just not a good outfielder.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
I think Derek Jeter is going to hit a dinger to win this
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
That would be fucking insufferable.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
They should walk him to prevent it
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
As long as it doesn't win the series it is somewhat tolerable.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Why is the 'I' in pie in red?
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
"pieing the captain?"
Clearly this is a sex act and Derek Jeter is a homosexual
Poochie - October 17, 2009
creampielols
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Bernie Baseball is likely involved.
I’m waiting for Bernie and Batista to collaborate musically.
Big Jared - October 17, 2009
Way to corkscrew yourself in the ground skid pants
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Fucking Aybar
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
It really doesn't get good until the 13th
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Run slower, Posada
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
This has really not been a good series for Aybar at all
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
It just occurred to me that I am disappointed that Aybar wasn't hopping mad earlier
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Walk to Tex, another A-Rod HR to win it
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Jeter gets the credit for scoring the winning run.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Naturally
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
I've got a bad feeling about this
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
This shit just got real.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
I'm scared too
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Hold me
Poochie - October 17, 2009
They should walk him and pitch to that no good choker Gay-Roid
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I agree
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Seems they are taking my advice
Poochie - October 17, 2009
That's dumb
Poochie - October 17, 2009
What happened to Bernie Williams?
Corco - October 17, 2009
The year is 2009
Poochie - October 17, 2009
They are pitching around Tex.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Balls.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Four of 'em.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
OH MY...
HERE WE GO
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
What in the flying fuck
Why would you pitch around Teixera to get to A-Rod?
And god damn I want the Angels to lose even but that’s retarded.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Platoon advantage plus short porch in RF
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Alright I guess that makes a little more sense, but Arod's splits don't really dictate that.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Because he has none
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Santana's do
Poochie - October 17, 2009
But I think it might be negated by not being able to issue a walk
Poochie - October 17, 2009
My blood pressure can't take this.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
DINGER CMON
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
CHOKE DAMMIT
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Juuuuuuuust missed it
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
WE DID IT
Poochie - October 17, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
WHAT A FUCKING CHOKER
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
NO GOOD FUCKING HOMO CHOKER CHOKED
Poochie - October 17, 2009
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
STUPID PAY-FRAUD GO BACK TO SEATTLE
oh wait…that would be awesome
Corco - October 17, 2009
I like how they stuck with him for two fucks
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
WHEW I thought for a second he had become clutch
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Should have stepped into the pitch and taken one for the team.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
ARod is angry.
section331 - October 17, 2009
I want the Angels to win on a hilarious Jeter error
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Hilarious A-Rod error would be fun, too.
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
If the Angels have to win, this is how I want them to do that
Corco - October 17, 2009
Cano!!!
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
How about a reenactment of the 2001 ALDS where instead of Jeter redirecting the throw, he shoves the catcher out of the way to take the throw and gets creamed while dropping the ball?
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Is there a video of this online anywhere?
lailaihei - October 17, 2009
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200807113113172
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
No
<img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/xf89dw.jpghttp://i27.tinypic.com/xf89dw.jpg"/>
Poochie - October 17, 2009
No
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I miss that scoreboard graphic
Legibility was so nice
Corco - October 17, 2009
I want this game to hit 30 innings
Because that would mean that Jerry Hairston is actually an awesome pitcher
Corco - October 17, 2009
WTF
Corco - October 17, 2009
Aw shit
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
SWEET WHAT
Corco - October 17, 2009
Aw, butterfingers.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
hahaha
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
%#*&*#@&$!(@37(!@*#&(!
Corco - October 17, 2009
Jose Lopez makes that play!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
I doubt it
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
I miss him.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Trade
Lopez for Cano
Do it, Cashman.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Yuniesky fucking Betancourt makes that play
Corco - October 17, 2009
Come on, Chone. Choo choo!
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Okay now I really can't decide who I want to win this
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
When is Napoli due up?
Poochie - October 17, 2009
bahahahaha
ooops
Corco - October 17, 2009
He was replaced a few innings ago. Bummer, I know
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
That is beyond moronic
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I don't get the rationale for that move at all.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
As per previous subthreads I'm dying from cancer
the Make-A-Wish Foundation made that happen for me
Corco - October 17, 2009
Again, I question the rationale for that move
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I'm rooting for the Yankees
I told the Make-A-Wish foundation to make sure they won this series
They apparently are complying
Corco - October 17, 2009
THAT was your wish?!
Wow, mean luck, dude…
section331 - October 17, 2009
Last Yankee pitcher warming up!
Poochie - October 17, 2009
After Gaudin they have no one!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
No one but Nick Swisher!
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Even Swish! isn't an option!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
What why not?
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Because Jeter is better
and Swisher was pulled
Corco - October 17, 2009
CO-DY RAN-SOM
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Poochie - October 17, 2009
So I have a party to go to
and if this game is going to go on forever I just assume watch position players
Make it happen, Joe Torre
Corco - October 17, 2009
*position players pitch
Corco - October 17, 2009
Joe Torre?
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Joe Torre is the manager of the New York Yankees last time I checked
Corco - October 17, 2009
Joe Torre is the manager of the Dodgers.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
what
Corco - October 17, 2009
Big Yankees fan, huh.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Not at all
I just find myself inexplicably attracted to them
Like I said- rooting for Jeter makes me doubt I have a soul
Corco - October 17, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Managers are stupid and I don't care to pay attention to who is managing who
Corco - October 17, 2009
...
REALLY?
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
am I missing something?
Corco - October 17, 2009
Joe Torre manages the Dodgers.
Joe Girardi manages the Yankees. This has been the case for two years.
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Now I feel like an idiot
Corco - October 17, 2009
Well you should
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Yeah, i guess
I may be wasted right now but that is still quite embarassing
Corco - October 17, 2009
I meant it as more of a general state of being for you
But I guess in a drunken state is progress
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
You should
especially since we talked about Girardi earlier
Poochie - October 17, 2009
do you think I read every single comment?
I’d be dead of herpes by now if I did
Corco - October 17, 2009
Maybe this is the 2001 playoffs.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Certainly he has managed in the playoffs since 2001
like 2009, maybe
Corco - October 17, 2009
It's not like you to live in the past
Poochie - October 17, 2009
It is but what
Corco - October 17, 2009
Torre has been the Dodgers manager since late 2007.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Oh. Late, sorry
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
Now I feel like an idiot
Corco - October 17, 2009
Aw! No injury!
Horseapples
Poochie - October 17, 2009
HOLY SHIT HE LOOKED AT THE GUY ON THIRD HIS COCK IS MADE OF GOLD WHAT A PLAYER
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
No one does that anymore
Poochie - October 17, 2009
RIGHT AT THIRD, TOO. LOOKED RIGHT THERE
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
HIS BALLS WEIGH 750 LBS EACH
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
IT MAKES HIS HUSTLE SO MUCH MORE AMAZING
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
THOSE ARE SOME HEAVY BALLS
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
?
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
BAM!!
I LOVE YOU A-ROD
Corco - October 17, 2009
Oh Vladdy you are silly
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I still think Michael J Fox is faking it
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I want Hairston to hit a dinger so bad.
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
For the love of GOD.
section331 - October 17, 2009
NO RANSOM????
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Poochie - October 17, 2009
There's only one play here?
To bunt? This is the fucking AL, not the NL.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
In this situation it makes sense
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
With a shit hitter
Poochie - October 17, 2009
They don't even do that in the NL
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Obvious walk coming
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Please be over
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Shut your whore mouth
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Well no more game, but at least a good ending
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
Wish granted!
section331 - October 17, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BrianL - October 17, 2009
GODDAMMIT
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
Lame.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
At least that was a fun way for the Angels to lose
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Oh wow
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
No.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
That feels like a kick in the teeth.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
:(
:(
section331 - October 17, 2009
YES YES YES
Corco - October 17, 2009
Wow what fucking ridiculous decision.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
YANKEES BASEBALL!
socks - October 17, 2009
YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!! YANKEES ENTERTAINMENT STATION!!!
Corco - October 17, 2009
Wow.
BrianL - October 17, 2009
I LOVE NEW YORK
Corco - October 17, 2009
Just take the out at first you stupid asshole
Poochie - October 17, 2009
I STILL HATE YOU JETER
Corco - October 17, 2009
Joba gives good hugs.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
It's a shame the people he's hugging don't have sharp edges.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
Perhaps you forgot about Jessica Biel.
.Taylor - October 18, 2009
ANGELS BASEBALL!
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
BUT THE ANGELS MADE THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ERRORS IN 2009!
THIS CAN’T HAPPEN TO THEM
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
IF YOU WERE ROOTING FOR THE ANGELS YOU WERE ROOTING AGAINST PUPPIES ANYWAY
SO BE HAPPY
Corco - October 17, 2009
Um, the New York Yankees aren't puppies. They're a baseball team.
royalcurve - October 17, 2009
THEY MAKE PHILANTRHOPIC DONATIONS TO ANIMAL SHELTERS
Corco - October 17, 2009
Like every other baseball team.
section331 - October 17, 2009
Wow, I didn't see that Figgins bobble at first.
Replay. Wow.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
Yeah they might have had him
Poochie - October 17, 2009
FUCKING BRAINDEAD LATIN HOMOS
Poochie - October 17, 2009
Oh well the cut off the end
Poochie - October 17, 2009
And the Yankees win on an error
Well that kind of makes sense, SHIT!
skywaker9 - October 17, 2009
Why Scott Hairston?
Shouldn’t Izturis get the pie in the face?
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Scott Hairston is an Oakland Athletic!
So yeah, that makes no sense
Corco - October 17, 2009
Thanks, shitface.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
You sir are welcome
Corco - October 17, 2009
You're too kind to be drunk posting.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
I'm a nice drunk
Corco - October 17, 2009
Except for all the blatantly racist, non-ironic posts
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
I come from a family of racists
We’re nice racists that love people though
Corco - October 17, 2009
THESE THINGS ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Clearly you have never been around Corcorans
or you would realize that this is not the case
Corco - October 17, 2009
I have spent way too much of my life around people that think like you
Aaron Campeau - October 17, 2009
Also my irony is unfortunately sometimes undetectably subtle
Corco - October 17, 2009
I'm not really convinced you're trying to be ironic, sorry.
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
And I have made more racist comments than you ever will
Yet I think the difference is clear?
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Jerry Hairston.
Whatever.
Wilder. - October 17, 2009
Jr.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
Jerry.
yuniform - October 17, 2009
That was a shit pie-in-the-face.
Eyeball Kid - October 17, 2009
The new version of A Rod!
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
The 98 Yankees and 07 Red Sox lost their extra-inning ALCS Game 2's
and won the WS, so the fact that these Yankees won theirs clearly means they won’t.
stupidquestions - October 17, 2009
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
gregrabble - October 17, 2009
That error couldn't have happened to a Maicer guy
Dewey N - October 17, 2009
God damn it how did you beat me to this
OlSalty - October 17, 2009
Howie... did he do it?
yuniform - October 17, 2009
I invite people to take note which of the puns in this little subthread got rec'd
Consider that an illustration on the level of humor needed to pull off punning and be cautious and deeply self-examinant before deciding to make an attempt.
Matthew - October 18, 2009
That might of been the funnest Yankees game I have ever seen.
And quite possibly the most hilarious. The A-Rod homer and the way it ended for the Angels was fucking perfect!
Goose - October 18, 2009
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