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Biggest Contribution: RRS, +26.6%
Biggest Suckfest: Adrian Beltre, -10.8%
Most Important AB: Griffey homer, +13.0%
Most Important Pitch: Andrus double, -24.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +66.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -16.1%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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RRS!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

We need to start that.
What does "Oi" really mean?

It sounds like Oink

I think it means 'hey.''
TITS, motherfuckers.

That little celebration was probably my favorite moment of the past, I don’t know, two months? Other players are better, but it’s so fun to see a much-maligned guy get the rare opportunity and just nail it. Ever for just one night.

Agreed. That was fun to see.

Especially since it was Batista, who has been useful unlike Silva.

If he comes back, I'll light several things on fire, but good for him.
I don't want him back, not ever.
It's like a montage at the end of an 80s teen movie, saying what the cast is doing in 20 years, and Batista is the dork who turned out alright.
Batista ended up marrying that lifeguard,

Silva never returned from ’Nam
And Felix is always amazing.

That hits Silva on the head.
Excellent.

Drayer with a story on the postgame— and she turned the mike over to Chef Jeremy, who has been with the team since the Kingdome days, and has been a big Mariners fan for much longer than that.

According to Jeremy, he has been trying to get a Griffey HR ball for ever, at the Dome, at the Safe … he told Griffey that, and said he was going to keep trying, so during games he has taken to sitting out with the grounds crew.

Just before the HR tonight, the crew all left, and he was sitting out there by himself, when Jr hit the ball. He says he ran along the wall, got the ball, ignored all the fans above trying to get him to throw them the ball, and just took off running … he was chased by security for part of the run, until they realized it was just Chef J, ran along to the clubhouse, found Jr who was in the video room with Carl and said “got it”.

Junior didn’t believe it was number 630, but Jeremy said, why would I run all this way? and then handed him the ball.

Wow...

That’s a really great story, fitting for Jr

Yes, great story. Thanks for that.
That is wonderful.
Anyone want my tickets for tomorrow's game?

Section 134 Row 21 Seats 1-2. Great seats, last game of the season, should be fun. 1:10pm start. Asking $60 OBO, face value is $80 which is the season ticket price, which is still less than what you will pay at the box office for those seats. I have an Ultimate game at noon and can’t go. If you want ’em get in touch with me

(in case this is against site rules I apologize…couldn’t remember anything about it though).

Ultimate > Griffey!

?

Come on it has the word ultimate right in the title
I'm captaining the team so it would be tough for me to justify missing it

Besides, I’ve been to 37 games this season, I’m okay with missing the last one.

Tough to justify?

It might be a HoF Seattle legend’s last game.

I respect your choice, but were I in your position, I'd call a teammate, say "Swine flu...", hang up, and then go to the fucking game.

This is, on reflection, probably why you are captain of a sports team and I am not.

It's an image so the autospammers can't find it?
that's the idea

No clue if they are smart enough to figure those out yet.

Let's hope not...
As a Mariner fan

it feels like a magical season,
And then Sunshine Lollipops..

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