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10/8: Open Division Series Thread


Aaron Cook

#28 / Pitcher / Colorado Rockies

6-3

215

R

R

Feb 08, 1979



Cole Hamels

#35 / Pitcher / Philadelphia Phillies

6-3

190

L

L

Dec 27, 1983



Adam Wainwright

#50 / Pitcher / St. Louis Cardinals

6-7

230

R

R

Aug 30, 1981



Clayton Kershaw

#22 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Dodgers

6-3

220

L

L

Mar 19, 1988



Jon Lester

#31 / Pitcher / Boston Red Sox

6-2

190

L

L

Jan 07, 1984



John Lackey

#41 / Pitcher / Los Angeles Angels

6-6

245

R

R

Oct 23, 1978


I'm rooting for the Rockies because I want Aaron Cook to smile.

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Comments

I was about 15 seconds away from posting a game thread.

Rockies already have a 1-0 lead. Hooray.

My word. Clayton Kershaw looks 10.
He might as well be

He’s worse at growing facial hair than I am though!

He looks a lot like Orel Hershiser.
I was going to say

a sad, lost puppy—or a 10 year old that just saw his puppy get run over—but Hershiser works.

OK, so I'm not alone.
Does Kershaw have goofy teeth too?

Hopefully this isn’t too big a picture – the “How To” link pictures are currently unavailable.

Just stick height=300 in the line somewhere. With a space in front and one behind.

That’s the maximum, you can play with it using the preview button and size it down.

What I really want to say is HOLY CRAP THATS HIM!!!!!!

e.g.

Well, that demonstration didn't work. I meant to say do a width=300/> right after the right quotation mark
it goes here

When you paste the code from Photobucket or Flickr or wherever, find the part of your HTML string that starts

img src="

and put height=300 or width=300 right after the word img, leaving a space between 300 and src.

Or width, I could have done a better job. My apologies.

I’ll use either, depends on the photo.

And yeah, as you mentioned

when posting a picture always use the preview button and adjust the height/width accordingly. Just because something CAN be 300 pix wide doesn’t mean it needs to be.

.

self-portraits are great but it should be less pixillated next time
These throwbacks I do not like
John Lackey

Looks like he’s in a constant douchebag competition….

It'd be a close competition between Joba Chamberlain and him.
As an Angel, Lacky earns 17 more douchebag points.
There needs to be a Douche-Off!
Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul
The feed I have just showed someone in a shirt with RAUUUUUUULLL on the back.
Nice!

I wish I would jumped on that wagon.

Yep! Saw that one.

Good to see it continues on…

I actually bought one

as a present for a good friend who’s a Phillies fan. Funny thing is Philly fans think they “invented” it.

Do they play Werewolves of London?
Nope.

I forget what song they used for him though. But that was a major complaint.

They invented it, huh?

facepalm

Thats kind of how things here work...

The Phillies could change their name to the Redskins, the fans would start doing a Tomahawk chop, and they would think they were being so original. The Terrible Towels, for example, that was all the Phillies too.

Any way to show the Raul ad on the Diamondvision?
I used to know some one who worked for the Phillies,

sadly, he left when Gillick did. So that option is no longer viable.

Send the link to the various game threads?

“Hey! look at this funny video I found!”

Wow.

I have no words for that level of ignorance/arrogance.

Yeah, they're great fans, super passionate...

But don’t really know much beyond Philadelphia. That’s just kind of how it works here.

Welcome to every major city on the East Coast
There is that....
Yeah that's about right
Hmm.

There is a sign on the stadium for 1-800-Jeff-Now

Lets all call it and demand playoff quick game notes.
You bet there is
I called and you didn't pick up
He has flunkies.

Didn’t the flunkies pick up?

Dammit.

my free and likely illegal feed just was removed. now I have no access at all, as 710 is playing their regular programming today.

Have you tried 770 AM?

Sometimes they switch stuff over there….

Nah, it's Michael Medved and ads for retiring to Mexico over at 770

Apparently 710 plans to pick up coverage later with StL/LA

Poop.

Sorry. :(

I'm using a video feed.

But I can’t tell you where, I hear it’s illegal.

That hypotheical video feed may well be the one that magically disappeared
I'm watching the game on it at this moment.
Oddly, it let me back in this time.

hmm.

Aaaaaaaaand

gone again.

I've got a commercial telling me Ryan Braun is nicknamed the Hebrew Hammer
Not that I have ever heard.
It said it right there on the monitor, has to be true
I thought the feed was goofy and they were playing the movie.

That had potential but it was kind of crappy.

3 quality matchups today, I love October baseball.
How inaccurate is pitch trax?
Sooo is pitch f/x broken or do we have to pay for it now?
I think it is broken

logging in doesn’t bring it back.

When did T mobile stat selling ipods?
Late NIght with George Lopez seems like it will be extremely successful both artistically and commercially
He's the next Frank Caliendo!
He was really good as Mayor Hernandez on Reno 911.

Frank Caliendo has never been good at anything.

He was good at annoying me for something like 2,000 consecutive postseasons

at least that’s how it felt.

I have a sneaking feeling

That Budweiser may have tasted better back in 1867…

You may be on to something.
Tests could be performed

But I doubt any original samples are left. This hypothesis can never be proven.

Hammel is tomorrow's starter? De La Rosa is injured still, right? Or do they want him to go game 4?
Hammels is staying put

According to what I heard, he’s expecting a mini-Cole any day now…

Game 3 isn't until saturday in Colorado

vs Fat Joe Blanton … Joel will pitch vs Padilla in the other NL game

Oooh right, well I'm talking about game 3 then.
And yes, it is supposed to be Hammel for the Rox
So any news on De La Rosa's injury? It seems like he could calm the thunder in the Phils' lefty bats.
guess not

“Jorge De La Rosa has been left off the club’s National League Division Series roster due to a left groin injury. The left-hander was injured in his last start of the regular season on Saturday against the Dodgers. He had pitched three scoreless innings before exiting with the injury.

“Our medical people had been working with him, working on him I should say, over the last couple of days, and his groin is about the same as it was when we had to remove him from the game Saturday night in Los Angeles,” Rockies manager Jim Tracy said. “He was scheduled to throw a bullpen [session Tuesday]. We’re not even going to take that chance. We’re not going to have him do that. We’re going to continue working with him.” "

That sucks. His stuff is awesome.

He’s like Jonathan Sanchez light.

Wait

There’s a Hammel and a Hammels?!

Hammel, Hamels.

Jason Hammel, dweeby looking righty for the Rockies
Cole Hamel, Hollywood-Handsome lefty for the Phils.

Hamels

Hammel

Jesus Christ.

Haha!
I pay SO much attention to the NL. Obviously.

So, TBS broadcasts?

is this right?

Chip Caray & Ron Darling
Don Orsillo & Buck Martinez
Dick Stockton & Bob Brenley
Brian Anderson & Joe Simpson
 

I was just getting ready to ask somebody to score some runs.
Well, that was unexpected.
Cole Hamels is a choker
JoeJessica is clutch.
Torrealba only hit two home runs during the regular season?

How did we trade this amazing talent away?!

Although he was worth 0.8 WAR in only 64 games.

That doubles Rob Johnson in his 80 games (0.4 WAR).

I hate Rob Johnson.
I thought this offseason I could avoid Rob Johnson talk.
That's just depressing
Felix doesn't like Yorvit though so fuck that noise
The Rockies radio announcers are so generic.
Weird now I only have crowd noise.
I can't stand their color analyst George Frazier.

I get the Rockies broadcast here in Utah and I would likely adopt them as my NL team if it wasn’t for him. The Rockies lost a fan because George Frazier, that is how bad he is.

He hasn't said much

but if he annoys me I’ll switch to the Phillies stream.

A good announcer does help get one into a team. Vin Scully is one of the reasons I started liking the Dodgers. Beltre was another.

Vin Scully is smart and prepared but his delivery on-air is 2 steps removed from Stephen Hawking

I listened to part of the Dodger broadcast on XM radio on the drive home, and he just didn’t interest me. Perhaps you have to have grown up with him or something.

Not bland like many of the other radio guys can be, and his experience shows through in his comments. But something about his voice and the rhythm of the game just kinda leaves me cold.

Tim Marchman has an entertaining defense of Chip Caray today

“While I seem to be the only person not listed as a beneficiary of Caray’s life insurance who feels this way, I wouldn’t just say that he’s inoffensive, but that I actively enjoy listening to him. ”http://www.fannation.com/si_blogs/mlb_postseason/posts/80441-thursdays-first-pitch-defending-caray" target="new">He may botch the odd call and like the word “fisted” even more than Dan Savage does, but his work bears no trace of the smarminess and self-worship that mars that of so many of his peers, and if he gushes it always seems to be out of high enthusiasm for the game, rather than a belief that good ballplayers are better than other people."

crap.

"While I seem to be the only person not listed as a beneficiary of Caray’s life insurance who feels this way, I wouldn’t just say that he’s inoffensive, but that I actively enjoy listening to him. He may botch the odd call and like the word "fisted" even more than Dan Savage does, but his work bears no trace of the smarminess and self-worship that mars that of so many of his peers, and if he gushes it always seems to be out of high enthusiasm for the game, rather than a belief that good ballplayers are better than other people."

link

I didn't grow up with him

I’ve been following the Dodgers since 98 or so and listening to Scully since 01..

Strikeouts and groundouts are pretty cool.
Pitching and defense wins championships!
And grit...

Don’t forget grit!
And hustle.
And David Eckstein.

CarGon!
I'm sure glad the A's don't have him any more.
Brett Wallace is a good hitter

but I sure hope they leave him at 3B.

Speedy Gonzales?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck my feed died

Oh well, I have class in 20 minutes anyway and should be leaving here pretty quick.

I thought Blanton was supposed to start game 3 ....
Huh.

Guess not:

“The Phillies announced Tuesday that left-hander Cliff Lee will pitch Wednesday at 2:37 p.m. ET against the Rockies in Game 1 of the NLDS at Citizens Bank Park on TBS and Postseason.TV. Left-hander Cole Hamels will pitch Game 2 on Thursday.

Game 3 on Saturday in Colorado? TBA.
Game 4 on Sunday, if necessary? TBA.

Phillies manager Charlie Manuel said they will open the postseason with left-hander J.A. Happ and right-handers Joe Blanton and Pedro Martinez in the bullpen. “I could see them pitching late in the game for us,” Manuel said of Happ and Blanton.

Happ’s and Blanton’s abilities to start Games 3 and 4 — Lee or Hamels would pitch Game 5, if necessary — could depend on their use in Games 1 and 2. But their presence alone in the bullpen strongly suggests the Phillies have serious concerns about their bullpen. "

I think Happ is
Not anymore!

PEDRO TIME!

So, uh, go team!

nope. Still can’t get excited for either of these two.

what?

You mean to say that the presence of Cairo isn’t enough to sway you?

Now it's getting good.
Raul is well on his way to MVP
Yes bringing in Contrearas was a very good idea
I hate Raul Ibanez so much
Oh, Graham.
I was just about to type this
Raul adventure divots!
seriously

He has no business sliding at that. It was the least committed effort at a ball ever – the best possible result he could have hoped for was the ball striking his body and not running so far away.

Take pride.

Miguel Cairo is on a postseason roster.
Miguel Cairo is playing in a postseason game in 2009.
Hey!

Before cable guy came – Phillies losing.
After cable guy left – Phillies losing LESS!
Neat!
Also, J.A. Happ sounds like a guy who should be spending a lot of time on a porch somewhere, whittling and drinking Georgia Moon.

Or a late 19th century railroad tycoon.
With a curly mustache.

Quick, put Ryan’s mustache on him, and let’s see!

No longer the worst facial hair in baseball!
This getting funny.
Huh?
Line drive to the knee
How badly is he hurt?
Bad enough to get pulled
Are they hastily putting up a tent on the field?
Badly enough to get pulled
Think it's more precautionary.

Looked like he wanted to stay in, looked ok pitching for the trainers.

X-rays or whatever turned up negative
This appears to be a wacky inning.
It's taken this much to get me vaguely interested.
shhhh. feed is back.
Is Miguel Cairo really better than Dobbs defensively at third?
I do like hearing a crowd silenced.
Yuck

Ronnie Belliard in the lineup for the Dodgers again.

I am certain this has been covered, but.... frigging Miguel Cairo. Jesus.
He played 1B for the Mariners in 70 different games last year!
Miguel Cairo did? Of the NL East Champion Philadelphia Phillies? AWESOME!
Feels like a thousand.

Hahahaha Myers plunked Tulowitski. Post season is annoying when it comes to spelling some of these guys names.

I call him Tulo

because it rhymes with culo. I’m juvenile like that.

Well played
it's funny because it means butt
Butt is such a better word than ass. Maybe it's the hard consonant sound, you can really put some emphasis on that sucker
I like Colorado because they aren't afraid to wear purple.
Purple is great but the way they use it makes it look awful and so I don't like them for it.
I like the Rockies uniforms and disagree, but you and I don't see eye to eye about much on uniforms anyway :-p
I completely forgot that Giambi plays for the Rockies.
I was the same with Sherrill yesterday.
Oh, what a shock, Giambi struck out.
time for a new thong!
That facial hair is painful

He is walking proof that one should know their limits in all facets of their lives.

So is Poochdawg dead yet?
All dogs go to heaven I have been told
Chicks dig the long ball.

Which is good, because the landing strip goatee in his Gameday photo isn’t going to attract anyone.

Anyone else getting these fucking awful Subaru pop-overs?
Only every fucking minute.
Just making sure.
I have ad-block plus on the site

But on the live feed I’m on, every minute or so i get a pop-up that takes up half the screen. It’s usually a car commercial. Sometimes it’s for toothbruses though and that’s when I feel like I should get with the times and get a curvy mechanical brush so my teeth don’t rot.

You should go with Sonicare, change your life man. Swear to god.
You know what? I just might do that.
Here? No.
I have to allow Flash here because if I don't it makes it hard to navigate the website.
On the feed, right?
No, here.

Link because the image is big.

oh dear god that would annoy the piss out of me
I know it's not adware because the ad is on the top and side of the page.

It’s an SBN ad.

And since it is the same ad I get two pop-overs competing with each other!
Oh my lord. If you're somewhere that will save this, on the top of your screen go to:

‘tools’ then ‘add-ons’ then search for ‘adblock plus’

I can't use it here because it fucks up the way the site looks on this computer for some reason.
Have you tried using it, but then allowing lookoutlanding.com?

Not sure how it works… I’m just sorry for you so I’m suggesting things.

Yup.

I can deal, it’s just annoying because I’ve never seen a pop-over on LL.

I wonder if Subaru realizes that their ad campaign is likely to lose them more potential buyers?
Have Rauuuul done anything funny out in the field yet?

I just wish the rest of the baseball world could see something as wonderful in the outfield as he gave us all those years.

comedy can't be forced it must be organically generated
Very true. With Raul I believe it is all about opportunity. If him enough shots and he will give us something.
Comical slide earlier.
21-11 in one-run games?

Pah!

Wow, froze him.
It's time for the Philly equivalent of the Rally Monkey

The Rally Guido?

Rally Cheesesteak.
That would be the equal to the rally fries.
Rally Rocky!
I'd rather see a Rally Paulie
Rally Schoolly D!
710 is supposed to be playing the StL/LA game

instead they have the last bit of the Phillies/Rockies on …

2 outs to go and then game change.
Matty Stairs!!!!
Good sign in the stands

   "In case of emergency

         use Stairs!"

I thought Matt Stairs was dead.
I hate Huston Street because anyone with that name that doesn't change it is clearly a moron.
To be fair his name used to be Pedophile Street
"You changed it to latrine?"

“Yeah. Used to be Shithouse.”

Love that movie
What is that, it's driving me nuts
We're Men! (manly men)
Miguel Cairo??!
Cliff Lee is a speed demon!
Kershaw pitching from the Felix school

Fastball, fastball, fastball, fastball

And of course he gets the K on a slider.
C'mon, Miguel, GIDP for old time's sake.
That'll do I suppose.
Well this is quite the game now isn't it?
Wasn't Victorino the big hero last year?
Take away the mixed color hat and the Phillies uniform is among my favorites
I love when a crowd hushes like that
Wow he lashed that pitch
In my crazy fantasys, Eithir comes over to the Mariners as the DH next year.
is that some sort of Lord Of The Rings joke

or are you talking about Andre Ethier?

I meant Andre Ethier. I think his bat is very good and his glove is bad and he would be a good fit for SafeCo as a DH.

But I know he isn’t coming over.

While I'm being all pedantic and whatnot

it’s Safeco, not SafeCo. Not that you’re the only one to do it but it bugs me when I see it so I figure I’d say something.

I thought I saw it printed that way.

I am so horrible with spelling and grammer I do not care that anyone corrects me.

Grammar!

(glad you don’t care and I promise I’ll stop now)

Ok, we can switch over to the game now.
Casey Blake looks like hs' been working on that playoff beard for more than a day.
*he's

bargle.

He's a bearded kinda guy.
Stupid Phillies.

Go Cards!

Apparently it takes more than that to stop a Molina
It didn't look like he got hit very hard.
Manny has been pretty awful lately
Broxton in the 8th?

Wow

"Pujols obviously not swinging the bat like he was in the regular season."

That was his 6th at bat.

I'd hate to be living in that area and be trying to get to work or get home right now.
This is why my employer has us work off hours

to beat the awful traffic.

Of course I bike to work.

Yadier Molina

Has dreamy eyes.

Towels

How original.

You'd think one day, a team would go without the rally towel

and just get Arsenio Hall to show up and holler to the Dog Pound.

And Wainwright is still in why?
They should probably take Wainwright out right now.
(after ball one almost hit Kemp)
George Sherrill!

And his douchey* hat!

.

*Graham

I forgot Troy Glaus was a Cardinal.
Didn't he used to be an LAAAAAAAAAAA Angel?
Also, should we root for LAAAAAAAAAA or the BoSux?

I’m not sure whether I hate the Red Sux Nation or the Angels more…though I’d love to see a ALCS without either east-coast team.

Really? I think Yankees/Sox would be extremely entertaining.
I'm just not going to watch that series.
I'm rooting for the Red Sox.

Simply because while I hate their fans, I respect their organization. While I hate absolutely everything about the Angels.

I can't believe I am rooting for Ryan Franklin! Come on Cards!

I only want the cards to win because of Albert.

I want the Cards to win because of Manny Ramierez. What a douchebag.
I want the Cards to win because of both those reasons and because fuck the Dodgers.
The Cardinals are by far my favourite team in these playoffs

so I’m rooting for them.

They're second for me after the Rockies, but it's pretty close.
My ideal WS is Twins-Rockies, but Twins-Cards would be second.
Jesus Christ
Defense is not important.
Matt Holliday is a good defender.
Well that was motherfucking ridiculous.
The first base umpire will get shivved on the way to his car...
Everyone will forget it because it wasn't strike 3.
Spiroid's goatee would look alot better if it were a full beard that thick.
Franklin is making it interesting....
Fuck

Belliard?

Game over.

Buahahaha

I was wrong!

GODDAMNIT SPIROID DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
FUCK!

FUCK YOU HOLLIDAY!

Ryan Franklin sucks.
Fucking Belliard.

I want Torre to lose because’ he’s a fucking idiot.

Matt Holliday is the loneliest man around

Hey stop reading my mind Vin Scully.

YESSSS

YOU SUCK FRANKLIN!

Mark Loretta time!
This is what you get for making Ryan Franklin your closer.

I mean, seriously St.Louis, what the fuck?

Fuckin' Holliday
Step into one Loretta

You can do it

That works too!
Maybe Holliday will be cheaper this offseason?
For fuck's sake.
Unbelievable.
Ex-Mariner Magic
Matt Holliday needs to be shot in the face.
Ryan Franklin

Should shoot Matt Holiday in the face, before turning on himself.
Not before setting the Dodger clubhouse aflame.

Sounds good.
Well this is what I get for rooting for Ryan Franklin!

Thanks for reminding me why I didn’t care when you left.

Now we get to root for Joel Pineiro!
It seems like simplier times back when I rooted for Pineiro.
Wow I feel for Cardinals fans right now, that's real tough
GS52 for the post season win!
Next up: The suckfest series
This game will be pretty awesome.
This is ooooouuuuuuurrrrrr country!
They're picking some great songs wow
Aw, crap

What’s more important – my friend’s team or sentimentality? Blargh!

This may be the only series I ever say this...

Go Sox!

Always Sunny better not suck.
Huzzah, it didn't suck!
Dang dang dang I hate the dodgers.

Let’s go Sox!

I hope that fat bitch with the thundersticks chokes and dies.
Suck it Vlad!
HACK

HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK.

I know it's been said but those Boston road uniforms are just unbelievably terrible.
I still say they look like prison uniforms.
I can't believe CB Bucknor missed a call.
Another reason errors are pretty useless.
Don't worry everyone, Mathis will fuck it up.
Thank god for that.
Hey guys you're all rooting for the Angels because AL West pride, right?

Right?

AHAHAHA Mathis.
Why is Juan Rivera playing so damn deep?
If this game goes to extras they should put in Adenhart
Sit down you whiny bitch.
Ok, CB, you did get that one right.
Fuck you Hunter.
Fuck you Jon Lester I hope you get cancer
That was fucking raped.
Well that was worse than seeing Rosanne naked
NO Scruffy NO!
I fucking hate Torii Hunter
Because hes good?
He's one of the few African American players left so it'd be nice to see less haters.

Jeez

We here at LookoutLanding do not care about race and it is not something we focus on.
Yeah we don't like him because he's black...
Just a brief FYI

gragrabble doesn’t always represent the thoughts of LL, but in this case he does. We all fucking hate Torii Hunter. Except Eyebrows.

I like to think that I do 100% of the time
But it's probably more like 97
The fact that players are basically slaves to their respective teams makes this comment unacceptable any circumstances.
Yes, it's because he's black

You found me out

I didn't say that, I just said that people need to stop hating on our culture.
What the hell are you even talking about
I think 50 Cent's interviews did a lot more to destroy your culture than white people
And by the way, I do appreciate all of the charity work you've done, fifty
"Channel 102 Toon Eas not authorized."

What the fuck DirecTV?

GIVE ME BACK MY BASEBALL YOU FUCKS!

This music they are playing with the technical difficulties screen sucks.

And we're back.
So, who has the better shot at taking down the Yankees in the ALCS?
Red Sox :: Angels (in the postseason)

Angels :: Yankees (in the postseason)

Strike? Really?
That was further off the plate than ball three...
I got Devotion per your recommendation, gonna open it in a couple minutes.
Yeah that wasn't close
I fucking hate Chone Figgins
It's because he's black
He's one of the few African American players left in baseball, so it would be nice to see fewer haters
Hey I fully supported the emancipation proclamation
Two days ago, a 24 year old coworker born and raised in America said to me

“what the heck is the Emancipation Proclomation? Why should I know what that is?”

I guess that means he was educated in America too.
GO ANGELS!

What do you think, Jeff? Who are you rooting for?

CB Bucknor ladies and gentlemen!
Hahahaha CB Bucknor is terrible.
Is Bucknor smirking?
He's a blind asshole.
Kendrick is going to score and the final is going to be 4-3 isn't it
I would love that so much.
ANGELS BASEBALL!
Actually the Angels usually have those calls go against them in the postseason.

So it would be wonderful to have a win given to us that way.

God he's an awful umpire
I bet Randy Messenger would feel right at home playing for the Red Sox
They have a team Douche+ of 122!
Rivaling the single player Douche+ record held currently by Jon Lackey.
John Lackey isn't even the top douche+ in this game
He may not even be in the top five
Douche+ is in the eye of the beholder.
Ahahahahahaha
TNTmariners The running joke amongst black mlb players is that CB stands for “Confused Brother”less than 5 seconds ago from mobile web
He's one of the few African American umpires left in baseball, so it would be nice to see fewer haters

/aaaaannnnd dead.

Nice play Taco Wagon
It was Gutieresque
Fucking Ellsbury.

That’s about the hardest Figgins can hit it.

It appears Jered Weaver

Has cut his hair!

Walking Abreu every time up seems like a good idea.
While I hate the Angels and everything they stand for, I find it hard to hate Bobby Abreu for some reason.
I feel the same way about Vlad
I fear Vlad more than I hate him.
I want to go on a picnic with him
It occurs to me that even teams I actively hate have at least one player I not only like but adore.

Vlad, Swisher, Lowell, Andrus. Weird.

Swisher and Andrus are awesome. Lowell? Meh.
I don't really know why but I really, really love him.

I can’t explain it.

About the only Red Sock I think I don't hate is Wakefield.
I like Wakefield and Youkilis, although at least part of the reason I like Youkilis is that he's so easy to make fun of.
Take that Hunter you little bitch.
HAHA TAKE THAT YOU FAG
Like hell that wasn't intentional. Hunter went apeshit over a home run in the 5th fucking inning.

I’d hit him too.

I'd hit him just because it's him
Ramirez gets the soap in a pillowcase tonight....
ANGELS BASEBALL
The rest of this series will not be pretty.
So Ramirez sucks.
Today has been a big pile of turds.
The Rockies won at least.
That was a force out at third you retard.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

UUUUUUCK

Sit down Scocia you whiny bitch.
Torii was safe, so I guess that evens out the Bucknor calls a bit.
ANGELS BASEBALL
You love it.

The Mariners wish they were the Angels.

After this year

I’m pretty sure that’s not true.

What a pile of fuck.
FuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK
Sit down
I mean, what a base-ball skirmish we are having this eve, eh friend?

How exciting!

*blowout...
It's not a blowout against the Red Sox until you're up by 10.
Goddamnit Scott Bakula. You so awesome in Quantum Leap once.
You were rather
John Lackey has a mole on his face.
You mean he has a face on his mole.
WHY IS LACKEY STILL PITCHING?!

DARREN OLIVER IS THERE FOR A REASON!

Jeff Mathis is our Rob Johnson.
Nobody gives a fuck about Adenhart anymore.
Where's Fuentes?
Shut up Hunter.
No sir, I don't like it.
Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

……hello?

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Man, it sure is dark in here…

Wierd how Eck has changed so little through the years

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