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Todd Zeile Hall Of Fame Fact Sheet

Yesterday, in discussing Edgar Martinez's chances of getting into the Hall of Fame, Larry Stone linked us to an Edgar fact sheet that was sent out by the Mariners to members of the BBWAA, a fact sheet that makes a number of statistical arguments to support his candidacy. It's an impressive document, but then, it isn't all that difficult to make one of the best hitters in baseball history look impressive. What I came away wanting to know is what these fact sheets look like for lesser players who also find themselves on the ballot. Thankfully, I was fortunate enough to receive a copy of a similar document in support of fellow first-time candidate Todd Zeile sent out by officials with both the Rockies and Marlins, an excerpt of which is shown below.

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Todd Zeile. I was skeptical at first, but I gotta admit, it really makes you think.

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My favorite part about the Edgar fact sheet is the part they threw in that says Edgar was 10x36 against Mariano Rivera.
Highest OPS against Rivera for anyone with 10+ PAs!

1.888, against Aubrey Huff’s 1.229 in second place.

Holy shit

Ray Durham vs. Rivera: 0-26

Alex Rodriguez: 3-15

Clearly not Hall of Fame material.

The sacrifice flies has Tim Kurkjian sold.
really, how gullible do you think these voters are

to send out and ‘outs made’ factoid? that is some Olympic caliber contempt for audience

Clearly no more gullible than, say, a boy on a dock
I think he should get extra votes for being married to an Olympic Gold medal winning gymnast

His wife is Julianne McNamara who won a gold medal at the 1984 LA Olympics.

That was my first thought.

Gold and Silver

Wow.

I’d love to see the rest of that.

Just how many more homophonic usages of Zeile would be in there?
I must be tired...

I read that as “homophobic”…

I'm guilty of that as well

And I spent at least 10 seconds trying to figure out how on earth they were homophobic before I moved on.

Me too, and I wondered briefly what the hell msb was talking about before forgetting all about it for a day until I read your comment
You guys know this is fake right
I knew the punning was too good to be true
Of course I do
Rockies and Marlins?

I was willing to believe it. I want to see what the Royals would write for Bloomquist.

Yes. But I want it to be real SOOOOOO badly.
I was with you the whole time
What the fuck dude.

Seriously.

What the fuck.
.

You mind is clearly slipping if you couldn't catch this
Did you make that?
Somebody pulled a Matthew
Right after you posted this and there were zero comments...

…my comment was going to be: “PHOTOSHOPPPED!!!!!”

But I let it sit for awhile first…

YOU HAVE RUINED THE INTEGRITY OF THIS BLOG SIR I DEMAND SATISFACTION
Well, it would be stupid of me to say "no" now.
I may have been lying
Other stats blantantly ripped from Wikipedia

*most home runs by anyone whose last name starts with Z
*committed the most errors of anyone in the 90s
*Only player to hit a home run for more than 10 teams (11)
*Last player to hit a home run off an Expos pitcher

Dude’s got some serious trivia…

That most errors in the 90's is quite impressive.
My favourite has to be

In 1999, Zeile was part of a historic Rangers team. Along with Gregg Zaun and Jeff Zimmerman, he was one of three players on the team whose last names began with “Z”. Not since the 1916 Chicago Cubs had this occurred (Heinie Zimmerman, Dutch Zwilling, and Rollie Zeider).

Was the sacrifice fly even counted for most of those guys careers?
This is awesome. You rock, Jeff.
Wow

That was a thing of beauty to read. I was not really a big statistical follower of the Mariners until Edgar’s older days, but damn, did that guy put up some beautiful seasons.

On a related note, did anyone else notice how often Todd Helton’s name popped up?

Yeah, it was odd that Helton popped in about one position behind Edgar on a couple of those.

I can’t tell if that’ll hurt Edgar’s chances, but it seems to me that your average BBWAA voter might look and instinctively say “Todd Helton’s not a Hall of Famer,” and use that to dismiss Edgar.

That's when we hit them with the Todd Helton Fact Sheet

In which we make the case that Helton is a Hall of Fame player, making Edgar look even better.

I stack up well against some hall of famers on some of these lists,

I’d be a shoe-in if only there were a team that would send out a fact sheet on me.

On my hall of fame fact sheet, I'm only 1 behind Ty Cobb on the "Beating a man with no hands" leaderboard.
It's fun to go into the actual Hall of Fame at the hall of fame and just call people out.

“Racist, jackass, jackass, cheater, Yankee jackass…”

I have yet to make an out in the majors.

I’m a shoe-in.

My defense is impeccable

I have never made an error at any level. And although they will tell you that you can’t win just with defense, my runs saved / innings played is infinite, which obviously compensates quite well for my meager offensive stats.

I guarantee you that Zeile donated more than Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth and Honus Wagner.

If that doesn’t earn HOF induction, I don’t know what does.

Edgar's fact sheet

Edgar is put in a lot pools almost exclusively of HOFers where he is near the bottom. I wonder if a better approach might be to create pools with fewer HOFers but pools where Edgar is near the top, ahead of most of the HOFers in each pool.

No offence to Jeff

but I have no idea who Todd Zeile is/was and cannot wait for something new to be at the top of the page. C’mon Mariners, do something!

Todd Zeile was the next Mickey Mantle
Todd Zeile is two Chris Sabos.

The Chris Sabos are in sequence.

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