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The Mariners have taken right handed pitcher Kanekoa Texeira (Yankees, AA) in the MLB portion of the Rule 5 draft, with no losses. Texeira, 23, is a guy who gets by without electric stuff, but he's tended to get the job done with plenty of strikeouts and ground balls. You may recall him for his involvement in the Nick Swisher trade - he was drafted by the White Sox in 2006 and sent to the Yankees with Swisher for a bunch of total crap last year. In 2009 the Yankees experimented with him as a starter at Trenton, and he more or less replicated his relief numbers in that role, albeit in a tiny sample size. He throws a slider and a sinker, both of which do what they're supposed to do, and he's pretty durable. It's unlikely that anyone would see him as much more than an emergency starter due to his total lack of a changeup, so there's that. He might stick in long relief if Carlos Silva doesn't get there first, or he could provide cover in the case of injuries to the pen at the start of the year.

In the minor league portion we lost Marshall Hubbard, which is to say nobody, and piked up RHP Terrence Engles from the Nationals, who we will likely never hear from again.

In other news, Josh Wilson returns to the Mariner organisation on a minor league deal. Hurray. Maybe he and Corey Patterson can be friends.

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♪ Why can't weeeeee be friends, why can't we be friends ... ♪
Quick!

Somebody photoshop Patterson’s & Wilson’s heads on the Yuni/Lopez tandem bike picture. In Tacoma Rainiers’ garb!

Kanekoa Texeira

Good enough to be taken in the Rule 5 draft, bad enough to be exposed to it in the first place.

Meh.

Amusingly he's probably just as good as Carlos Silva
Even better if you count their comparative Scrabble values.
Unfortunately there is only one K in scrabble

Although the 50 point bonus for using all 7 tiles is nice and worth using the blank.

Not all stinkers

I mean sinkers, are created equally

This makes me less disappointed by the automatically generated names of rookies in the 989 SPorts baseball games...

Ichiro Jeter and Rafael Boone.

Yeah Johan Santana was a real sack of crap.
Yeah Robert Clemente was a real sack of crap
And I've heard he was a lousy human being as well!
Roberto Clemente, on the other hand, was a great humanitarian and gave his life trying help the less fortunate
What about Jeff Clemente?
He was a total queer
What are the odds on Rule 5 draftees making it in the majors for 2-3 years?
Low, but the cost is $25,000 if they don't
What are the odds

That a Rule 5 draftee become Johan Santana? About the odds of a Tall Hard Throwing Lefty becoming Randy Johnson?

I wonder how Ryan Anderson is doing in cooking school
Tore his shoulder up making a pulled pork dish.
His shoulder probably has the consistency of pulled pork anyway.
Pulled Pork is Usually made from shoulder

mmmmm, Pulled Pitching Shoulder

Does anybody have a link to the full results of the Rule 5?

A quick Google search isn’t getting me what I want.

I was worried that Josh Wilson might not remain in the organization.

Crisis averted.

And another plus is that I no longer need any real Christmas presents
Nice pick-up.

Great GB rate, decent command…. you’ve gotta figure the K rate would plummet in the AL if it isn’t generated through top-shelf stuff, but hey, he doesn’t need it to add a bit of value.

Shouldn't all the Nationals be piked up?
Now lets see if we can trade Texeira for Swisher.
And then Swisher for Teixeira!
And then Teixeira for Chipper Jones and a AA arm!
Then Chipper Jones and AA arm

for Pujols, Wainwright, and Carpenter.

Or Carp for Carpenter.

And by Carpenter I mean Jesus, who was undoubtedly a tall unrefined hard throwing lefty. Who got nailed to the cross when his BABIP went through the roof.

Yeah, it's kinda tough trying to pitch with a high leg kick in a robe.
Damn! that was supposed to be a reply. Sorry.

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