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Canada In 13 Crappy Pictures

Non-baseball post.

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The first time I saw this picture in a bar in downtown Montreal, it made me upset. The second time I saw this picture it made me wince.

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The Habs get as much support as the late Expos.

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Hands down the best part of the Bell Centre. Youppi! has always been Montreal's greatest contribution to the world.

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Olympic Stadium: The Stadium That Still Exists!

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I should have you know that this stadium is still in use.

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There is a woman in there whose job it is to sell tickets for guided tours of the stadium. Between that woman, the guy who actually did the guided tours, the guy running the souvenir stand, and the security guard, I saw more employees inside the lobby than I did visitors.

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The half of the facility that doesn't suck.

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View once admired by Vladimir Guerrero and Matt Cepicky.

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Final resting place of Vladimir's knees.

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The official mascot of the 1976 Olympic games was a gay beaver named Amik. Sadly it never caught on.

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What a real hockey arena looks like.

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Downtown in the third-largest city in Ontario.

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So this exists

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Comments

Rec'd for Matt Cepicky reference
I would've thought hockey in Canada would get a better turnout.
Those pictures were actually taken well before puck drop

I just really hate the Habs

What were you're thoughts on the atmosphere at the Bell Centre compared to Scotiabank?

I’ve been to games in Montreal and in Toronto, but never in Ottawa.

Well since the Sens were playing the Habs in Ottawa, the atmosphere in Scotiabank was pretty loud, as it was 50% boisterous Montreal fans

It’s my understanding that Scotiabank is usually pretty quiet. Ottawa’s not the most vibrant city in the world. The Bell Centre was nice, but the atmosphere didn’t blow me away, although that might’ve had something to do with the Canadiens managing all of like 13 shots on goal.

Ugh, I wish Baseball was still in Montreal

I know it didn’t fare well and I didn’t care much at the time, but they just don’t feel right in Washington. I always wanted to see a game in Olympic Stadium too. YELLOW seats.

On the bright side, you never have to go there again.
Does that say Maps & Fags?
Mags & Fags
Where else would gay beavers get their porn?

The ones who still get their porn printed on dead trees, at least.

Which, in the case of beavers, is all of them.

Mcdonalds is actually a well known chain of fast food restaurants
Did you know that in French Canada is Quarter Pounder is called a Royal with Cheese?
No because that is not factually accurate
Oh, sorry...

he meant Royale with Cheese. Way to go typo/ethnocentric-sensitivity police.

He'll never learn if we baby him
They serve pizza there!
I always found Expos games to be bland and boring, so I wasn't too upset when they were moved.

But yeah, that first picture is kinda sad.

Pre-strike the atmosphere at Expos games was pretty great, as I recall.

I’d like the strike-killing-baseball-in-Montreal angle to get a little more play than it currently does.

I always found it very annoying when they talked about the Braves "consecutive championships"

The Expos were taking it in 94!

Ah, well I didn't start watching baseball until the strike year, so I had no idea.
I wonder if the city of Montreal would let me have Olympic Stadium if I assumed all operating costs
I fucking love eastern Canada.
And Western as well.
Best part:

“Olympic Stadium: The Stadium That Still Exists!”

Second best part:

“Downtown in the third-largest city in Ontario.”

Hamilton wishes it was that nice.
Maybe if they were the Montreal Amiks they'd still be around
The Hawk

“Final resting place of Vladimir’s knees.”

….and Andre Dawson’s Hall of Fame chances.

This also exists

Right, and this is a national chain of gas station marts,

as I discovered in the Rockies somewhere.

YES YES YES

Here's a clothing store I ran across...

That's a textbook break up of the double play...

an uppercut to Orlando Cabrera’s genitals

What the deuce?

My message disapeared. Bloody hell. SUCK! Just finshied finals. I’m a wee bit jealous! I may be able to go the Sens-Habs game in January in Montreal. Dear god, yes! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Wins are fun. finals = the suck of the balls.

Are you English?

“Bloody hell”. “wee bit”. Although I think you might have missed your mark in saying “suck of the balls” instead of “bloody bollocks”. Chimeroo!

Are you American?

Confusing English and Scottish phrases seems like a giveaway

They say wee bit in England as well.

Now, by “they” I mean Scots but I think you now understand how right I am.

I presume Mags & Fags sells magazines and cigarettes

And for those that don’t believe Jeff when he says Olympic Stadium is still in use, I just saw video of a monster truck show from there not too long ago.

And here I thought

they sold alloy wheels and gay people.

Hosers

The awesomeness of Canada in 1 picture

I haven't seen this movie in years.

I am ashamed I do not own it.

/adds to Christmas list

I'd kiss you, but I have puke breath.
Beauty!
Isn't that supposed to be "Beauty, eh"? Take off, hoser.
Somewhere I have a photo from Georgia of "Slenderella's Stout Shop"
That pool looks pretty nice now that I see it on a computer.

I wanna go swim in it.

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