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Cliff Lee Is A Mariner Now, Everybody Relax

As you've heard by now, the deal is finally official. I don't know if a "finally" is warranted, since this only took three days while the Erik Bedard trade a few years ago took seventeen months to complete, but this was such a winner from the beginning that the longer it dragged on, the more everyone couldn't help but get a little anxious. Alas, despite Bob Elliott's misdirection this morning, Tyson Gillies, Phillippe Aumont, and J.C. Ramirez are now officially Phillies, and Cliff Lee - Cliff freakin Lee - is now officially a Mariner.

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What's funny about a trade like this is that, by the time it's done, there's nothing left to say, because everything's already been discussed in the days leading up. So, yeah. I guess you can consider this your thread to voice elation that is 100% anxiety-free, because there's nothing left to stop us. The Seattle Mariners have two of the most talented and durable starting pitchers in baseball.

I won't say this is my favorite move the M's have ever made, but it has to be the biggest.

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So what would be your favorite M move then?
Has to be the Langston deal, right?

That started the ball rolling on quite a few solid M’s moves.

To me, this is the 2nd best move

The Langston deal, with RJ coming out to dominate was good.

Phelps for Buhner was a better long term deal.

Bragg for Moyer?

Gotta be top 5, at least.

Haven't decided, but it isn't this
I loved it when they built a new stadium and stayed in Seattle
anti-Sonics

Not going the route of the Sonics and Pilots was the best move.

Phelps for Buhner?
HOLY SHIT WE'RE GETTING PINSTRIPES ON THE M'S UNIFORMS
Um what? That isn't funny
Are you serious?
He is not serious.

It’s a reference to the OP photo

It's the S in Phillies script that gets me
Welcome, Mr. Lee.

I officially will now attempt to replace Erik Bedard with Cliff Lee for one year. Here goes!

Show me a sexy pitcher and I'll show you somebody who's tired of sexing him.
I should have just dropped the f-bomb. Drat.
Eh, it won't work anyway. It'll be me in a tear stained chemise watching Cliff Lee pitch while I clutch an Erik Bedard photo
I want to rec you for the whiter part

but I am unsure if the joke you are making there is the one I am thinking of.

Seattle = pastyfaces
Rec earned sir!
I don't know what other joke I could have been making

I guess people might think the arrow is pointing at his teeth.

I don't know either,

but I’ve been burned by your so-called cleverness before, Sullivan

I am so proud of myself
In fairness had I been making another joke here it probably would've been really clever by accident
I was thinking the same thing
This is what I thought
"bluer", "whiter"

you don’t hear this enough, Jeffrey… but you’re fucking fantastic.

Grea trade… can every Cubs fan trade their first born to the Mariners and every first rounder for the next 20 years to the Mariners to have him as the Cubs GM? Or someone even remotely like him?

Give us a few years.

We might actually be able to farm a future GM!

Tony Blengino =(
Or Tom McNamara...
Yeah yeah no not that ever.

GMZ brings what he brings but I think of Tony as that extra something. The blade, or the tip of the sword, I don’t know I haven’t settled on an analogy for him yet.

Smile...

The hand under Mona Lisa’s skirt.

Lol. You said "tip".
No chatspeak. Thanks!
i don't know...

have the Mariners ever farmed a future GM? Mike Flanagan? ick.

Huh...

Props again for your Tweet @ProspectInsider…

Effing amazing. I’m stunnnnnnned. WOOOOOOOO JAAAAAAACK!!!!!!

Ahem

CLIFF MOTHERFUCKING LEE

Congratulations to M's fans

This is a sweet trade for Seattle.

Now take Figgins and Lee and beat the freakin’ Angels, will ya?!?!

Jack Z on 710.

Link

Doesn't sound like Z is done dealing
He's not.

But he needs to find someone to dance with.

Right now he is just doing the footloose by himself.
Thank you.

Man. I love him.

Look for a recording of this interview later.

I am sure BrockandSalk will Twitter when it’s up on the website.

Does anyone know what Lee thinks?

I mean…it sounded like he kind of wanted to stick around in Philly. At least according to his agent:

“All I can say is, Cliff really enjoyed Philadelphia,” Braunecker said. “Since the end of the postseason, his intent was to remain there beyond next season. That’s been the goal. Unfortunately, some circumstances transpired that we couldn’t control.”

Somebody needs to make a giant head-on-a-stick of him so he knows how much we care.

That's not the vibe Philadelphia seemed to have

given his ‘I won’t take a discount to stay in Philadelphia’ stance

He'll want to stay once Griffey gets his freaky ticklehands on him
Cliff Lee probably did want to stay.

Means nothing to us though as he hasn’t been by Marinerland yet. We’ll be changing that tune in a hurry.

Ahem.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ahem.

I think his eyes would be bluer also, now that they will be highlighted by the blue in his cap
My feelings can be summarized in the last panel of this cartoon strip.

Here.

No more Phillippe :(
You, sir, have earned yourself a rec.
Achewood always gets a rep from me.

Not that you would know!

Cliff Lee in a pitchers park... o my!
Cliff Lee with Franklin Gutierrez, Ichiro Suzuki and Michael Saunders in the outfield
And not Yuniesky Betancourt
Cliff Lee has had Frabklin in the outfield.

Is it a coincidence Lee become the pitcher he is today because of Guti? I think not!

Huh, totally forgot about that, actually
Well, I guess we're even with Cleveland for Choo and Cabrera now!

suckers

Also stole Guti from them, via NYM
Huh...

Awhile back I got an e-mail from Zduriencik’s daughter wondering if I had any more pictures of Jack. She thought this one looked too “mean.” I’d say it looks NINJA!

Jack Zduriencik Desktop Wallpaper

(And I did send her other “nicer” photos)

I'd say it looks just mean enough.

After this trade, it is clear that Jack Z is not a nice man.

The blurring at the top is pure energy coming out of his mind
All that's missing

Is a voice-over from someone with a deep voice.

I was just typing the same thing! The guy from NFL films needs to narrate him just walking around, looking like that.
RIP Harry Kalas.
John Facenda was the real gem of the NFL Films.

I like Harry Kalas and all, but Facenda was better.

Peter Cullen.

Optimus Prime’s voice makes everything better.

Get James Earl Jones on the phone!
James Earl Jones?

Morgan Freeman?

Jack has a daughter?

Does she like English guys?

I don't think we want you having any potential influence over what Jack Z does
He'd just sell his interest in the M's to some minor Dubai royal and hope the money pours in
Faces: "Zduriencik looks like he makes other GMs do foolish things."
Not ninja

Angels fans call their GM a Ninja. Whatever Zduriencik is, it’s what ninjas fear.

A ninja is a mammal.
I still do not understand...

how it is that Jack Z did not become a major league GM 10 years ago. I get that he was a really good scouting director but the Peter Principle states that you keep rising until you reach your own level of incompetence. Clearly, Z wasn’t an incompetent scout and he’s definitely not an incompetent GM either.

Maybe he was content where he was?
There's only 30 job openings in baseball.
Yeah, and some of those GMs have been Herk Robinson, Cam Bonifay, Randy Smith, and Bill Bavasi.

And at the same time there have been a lot of younger guys who haven’t paid there dues so to speak; granted that most of them came from the Moneyball camp. I know I’ve been stuck in jobs below my ability but unlike GMZ I am basically incompetent.

"you can consider this your thread to voice elation"

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Perhaps my favorite thing I've ever read on Wikipedia
Clifton Phifer “Cliff” Lee (born August 30, 1978) is a left handed starting pitcher for the Seattle Mariners in Major League Baseball.
I'm calling it.

With Felix, Lee, and our defense, the Mariners will have a no-hitter this year.

Thrown by Ian Snell. I'm calling that.
AJ Burnett style - 9 walks.
Carlos Silva, in a spot start.

Just to go along with the theme of fat guys throwing no-nos that Bosio started.

Hey guys, did you hear?

WE SIGNED CLIFF FREAKIN’ LEE

Err, traded for Cliff Lee!

I’m so excited I am speaking gibberish.

afahg;athasl

I'm sure there's at least one piece of paper he had to sign though

Locker rental agreement? Safeco keycard release form? Something.

Booyeah grandma
Your brain is the same as mine, I think.
That's pretty clear.
Jack Z is my new role model

sorry, Jesus

So will Figgins be getting whiter too
I think their elbows just get ashy
If he hangs out with Sammy Sosa, I suppose...

Wait – did Bavasi sign Sammy Sosa to a contract we don’t know about?

I thought this was the blackest team in baseball
Fanbase, not team.
.

Nice, but try to stay within the 300 pixel limit next time.
I think we'll live this time

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