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Brandon League talks to Doug Miller of MLB.com

"I'm excited because [...] in talking with [former Mariners and Jays reliever] Miguel Batista, he had nothing but good things to say about the Mariners, the direction they're going," League said.

The jokes pretty much write themselves.

Also of note, Brandon League mentions that he worked with Rick Adair in 2004 while at Double-A New Hampshire.

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Kinda nice that Batista

still has nice things to say about the Mariners, even though he was released.

I think it was nicer of us to pay $36 million into his bank account over three years.
He wasn't released. He just wasn't given a new offer once his contract was up.

And I imagine he’s pretty understanding of why.

So Brandon League is familiar with the concept of pitching through pain.

Ruh-ohz….

Ha!

I’m not the only one who noticed that this comment stuck out like a sore thumb in the article…

So guys which way you headed?

Away from you.

I am sure he raved about the local music scene here.

It isn't Christmas without Kenny G
That's like saying it isn't marriage without daily domestic violence.
And...?
By which I meant it's AWESOME
Thank goodness you don't bruise easily.
You bitch

Kenny G is the bane of my existence

Kenny G is the bane of most everybody who likes music's existence
Mine was Limp Biskit and Kid Rock.
Fuck Limp Bizkit, nu metal, and every genre like it
Kid Rock does country music now

He’s versatile

I have literally shown up to jazz gigs

and had the employer ask me, “hey, let’s keep this low-key, play some Kenny G, alright?”

I hate these people. They probably listen voluntarily to 98.9.

While that sucks I am going to give you some unsolicited advice.

Always negotiate the details ahead of time. It serves you well in your professional life and also in relationships.

Agreed

You never want to be getting into the mood and then suddenly be sprung with the “no kissing on the mouth” rule. Better to have that hammered out beforehand.

It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission!

at least until the restraining order goes into effect.

I thought he was referencing my days as a hooker.
"You know son,

a funny thing about regret is it’s better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven’t done .And by the way, if you see your mother this weekend, be sure and tell her
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN"

At least you're not a saxophone player.

Kenneth Gorelick has become our international mascot.

Prof/ Doc

The new “Professor” for the team?

He wears glasses!

He’s part Asian! Brandin “Professor Math” League!

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