Just for fun.
June 6th, 2006 [LL reaction]
Mariners Chose the Cheap and Local Route Once AgainA pitching heavy draft for the Mariners was frontlined by Tim Lincecum, controversially taken over UNC starter Andrew Miller, who was widely considered to be the top college arm in the draft. With a wealth of talent available (Cal flamethrower Brandon Morrow was also considered worthy of a top-ten pick), the Mariners played it safe in some regards, going for the local guy despite serious questions about his control and his durability. His mechanics have lead some scouts to believe that the walks may never come down, and some believe that they're violent enough to portend injury down the road.
That's not to say he's Willie Bloomquist, though. His stuff is nasty, with a wicked fastball and a frankly unhittable curve, although his changeup could do with some work. It's a little disappointing to see the Mariners refuse to open the pocketbook for Miller, but Lincecum might have higher upside than the pitcher who went a pick behind him; his pitches are just that good. Let's hope he develops well - I know you guys who've seen him play are enamoured of his potential. It would just be nice to play by Detroit's rules and get best player available once in a while. Lincecum is expected to sign for slot (around $2.5 million for the #5 pick).
Our next pick was less noteworthy, with RHP Chris Tillman...

June 16th, 2006 [Press Release]
Mariners sign first pick Tim Lincecum
Seattle Mariners Vice President of Scouting Bob Fontaine announced today that the Seattle Mariners have signed right-handed pitcher Tim Lincecum, the club's first selection (5th overall pick) in the 2006 First-Year Player Draft.
"Obviously, we are very pleased to get Tim signed," Fontaine said. "We thought Tim would be a great fit for this organization all along. He's got a great chance to be a real, real good pitcher, and he gives us the versatility to start and relieve, to say nothing of the connection he has with the city and the franchise."
March 27th, 2007 [LL reaction]
Tim Lincecum
I guess it's my turn to weigh in on this.
I have to admit, I've been going back and forth on the issue - at first I liked it, but that's because my first impressions are always shortsighted, and the more I thought about it, the more I started to side with the "send him to the minors" camp. But then, imagining Lincecum as a kickass setup guy in front of Putz instead of the probably-horrible Chris Reitsma is so appealing that...well you see where I'm going with this. It's a really really tough decision, and one that I'm glad I don't have to make.
...
[I]t's the coaching staff (mostly the field manager) that's been leading the charge to get him on the Opening Day roster, and I can't help but appreciate the irony that someone as universally unpopular as Mike Hargrove is the most vocal proponent for one side of the debate. Hargrove makes a lot of bad decisions, and he makes them with considerable confidence, so I have to wonder why no one's really questioning his opinion on Lincecum. Hargrove might want the kid's stuff in the bullpen, but Hargrove's leash is so short that his decisions and opinions don't have an eye towards the future, and hence they may not be in the best interests of the organization. Mike Hargrove is not approaching this matter from a big-picture perspective, and so trusting him can be exceedingly dangerous.
Beyond that, as good as Timmy's stuff may look - and it does look good - we still have basically no idea how it currently translates against professional hitters. He's got less than 30 minor league innings under his belt above Rookie ball, and now 8.1 in ST, where a lot of hitters aren't going up to the plate with the same approach as they'll have a week from now. Raw stuff is great and hugely important, but there are underachievers with good stuff everywhere, so it's not enough by itself. You also need control, command, and a good idea, and right now we don't have much evidence for those other than Hargrove saying "he's been down in the zone," which, whatever.
April 28th, 2007 [LL game recap]
9-whocareswehaveTimmyandFelix
If you had told me an inning into this game that I would be writing about something other than the urgent need to send Jeff Weaver to the glue factory, I'd have laughed at or or assumed Ichiro had died or something. If you had told me that Tim Lincecum, who has had trouble hitting a barn door so far this year, would retire 23 batters while only allowing five to reach base in fewer pitches than his highest fastball velocity, I would probably have stopped drinking on the spot.
11 strikeouts. 3 walks. 2 hits. One run. 7-2/3 innings. Sure, we lost, but this was a hell of a way for the kid to make a name for himself. The pitch he struck Sweeney out on in the second was absolutely magical, a breaking ball every bit as good as the Royal Curve at its best. But it's going to be the last pitch of the night that we remember, the one with runners on the corners and two outs against a guy who'd already doubled off him earlier. It was the first time Tim really looked vulnerable, too, what with allowing an RBI single by Tony Pena after two straight walks.
Then David DeJesus struck out on a slider that hit him in the foot, and Safeco Field went berserk.
Welcome to the rotation, Mr. Lincecum. When Felix gets back, we are going to be scary.
July 29th, 2007 [Press release]
Mariners acquire right-handed pitcher Heath Bell from San Diego Padres
Seattle sends catcher Jeff Clement to Padres...
"We feel we have added an experienced arm to go along with our current bullpen," Bavasi said. "He has a great ERA with the Padres this year, and we hope his veteran presence can give the bullpen some stability before the ball gets handed to JJ."
...
September 30th, 2007 [LL Game/Season Recap]
92-70
I don't know if you could've scripted a more satisfying conclusion to what was, overall, a hell of a year. Between Felix and Timmy looking every bit like the best young pitcher duo in baseball to AJ flashing his talent to Burke hitting the home run that we've been awaiting for so long to JJ slamming the door, this game featured so many of the things that we looked forward to throughout the summer. For a team that doesn't make the playoffs, it'd be difficult to end on any sweeter a note. I always want my favorite teams to compete for the championship, but at the end of the day sports are meant to serve as an entertaining diversion, and for six months this team was the lone constant in what was, for me, a time of significant change. So thank you, Mariners, for once again being an enjoyable and calming influence. Even when it felt like you weren't.
September 28th, 2008 [LL Game/Season Recap]
80-82
A lot of things went right for the Mariners this year. Tim Lincecum and Felix Hernandez finishing first and second in the AL Cy Young ballot, Adam Jones making a hell of a case for rookie of the year, Adrian Beltre putting in his finest performance in a Mariner uniform... these things should not add up to a below .500 finish, especially as the club was supposed to be a strong contender for the playoffs. While the young core performed miracles (with the exception of Yuniesky Betancourt, who is becoming a real problem), the rest of the team collapsed. JJ was hurt, and while Bell filled in admirably, Mark Lowe didn't fare well in the setup role. Kenji Johjima was extended and immediately decided to become a replacement-level catcher. Vidro's delusions of adequacy fell apart. Sexson collapsed and was DFA'd halfway through the season. We were actually forced to put Bryan LaHair at first base during September. Even Ichiro had a substandard year.
Fortunately, a lot of dead weight is coming off the payroll this offseason, and we might just have the best group of young talent in the majors (certainly the best young pitching). It's been a disappointing season, but the team will bounce back, and fast. Count on it.
October 4th, 2009 [LL Game/Season recap]
89-73, Closing Game Thoughts
I'm going to be kind of quick about this, because, I gotta be honest, the high of pumping out your final content of the season is unlike any other and I'm eager to drink.
- Maybe it's just because none of my teams have ever won a championship, but I honestly can't remember ever enjoying a season's end as much as I did today. I'm not going to try to summarize the gathering on the field after the game. There's no point. I couldn't. There's no way I could do justice to an impromptu celebration that actually made me tear up. You'll just have to see it for yourself, if you haven't already. But...man, for a team that didn't win anything, this one was something special. A year ago, Carlos Silva was the prime suspect when it came to an anonymous Mariner player threatening Ichiro. Today he carried him off the field on his shoulders. Raul Ibanez was hugging everyone in sight. Adam Dunn could barely bring himself to leave the field an hour after it was over. Mike Blowers couldn't stop talking about how he'd never seen a whole team mill around like this before. These Mariners were as close as any team that's ever shared a clubhouse, and knowing that they were all enjoying themselves was a big part of what made this season so fun.
- ...
Future Timeline
October 10th, 2009: Bill Bavasi stands down as general manager of the Seattle Mariners.
October 22nd, 2009: Lee Pelakoudas is appointed the new GM of the franchise.
December 8th, 2009: The Seattle Mariners sign 3B Chone Figgins to a 5 year, $55M deal.
December 23rd, 2009: The Seattle Mariners sign RHP Fernando Rodney to a 2 year, $12M deal.
October 25th, 2010: The Seattle Mariners lose Game 7 of the American League Championship series to the Tampa Bay Rays, having beaten the regular season powerhouse Yankees in the ALDS.
January 2011: The Mariners announce two time Cy Young winner and local favourite Tim Lincecum has signed a seven year contract with the club, buying out the remained his arbitration years and five years of free agency. The deal is rumoured to be worth well over $120M. Talks with Felix Hernandez are going nowhere.
July 2011: Felix Hernandez is traded to the Boston Red Sox for a package centred around CF Jacoby Ellsbury and second year starter Clay Buchholz.
October 2011: The Mariners slump in the final month, finishing behind Texas and Oakland in a competitive AL West race.
2011-2017: The Mariners make the playoffs once, in 2014, with Chris Tillman and Tim Lincecum combining to shut down the Detroit Tigers in the ALDS. The Mariners lose the ALCS to Boston in five games.
2013: The Mariners sign free agent closer Brandon Morrow to a five-year contract. Adam Jones signs with the New York Yankees as a free agent.
2015: Ichiro Suzuki retires. Chris Tillman joins the Chicago Cubs in free agency.
2018: Tim Lincecum leaves in free agency after two straight last place finishes, signing a long-term contract with the San Francisco Giants.
10 recs | 47 comments
Amazing
Poochie - December 27, 2009
You forgot the part where every time Lincecum is mentioned even tangentially
There are 30 comments where people complain that we didn’t draft Morrow!
Jeff Nye - December 27, 2009
I love alternate histories
Bravo
Robert - December 27, 2009
You're mildly evil for this.
I like it.
SethGrandpa - December 27, 2009
In 2101 war was beginning.
Slurvey - December 27, 2009
Now do a What If in the Lincecum universe where the Mariners drafted Brandon Morrow instead.
Oh wait, that’s just the regular Lookout Landing.
Janic - December 27, 2009
Or an alternate universe where we let Morrow pitch 200+ innings in the minors
Or an alternate universe where we draft Andrew Miller!
Slurvey - December 27, 2009
In the Andrew Miller universe
we bitch a lot about Morrow and Lincecum and learn that strikeouts in college are way more important than we thought they were
Graham MacAree - December 27, 2009
Wow Jeff, you never cease to amaze.
(Sorry, just had to get that out of the way). But really, great job Graham, that was pretty fun.
lailaihei - December 27, 2009
Well this was interesting.
gregrabble - December 27, 2009
The guys at SERN called again. They told me the Multiverse Analysis Device is for offical use only.
Or at least see what happened in the universe were we resign Randy Johnson to a long term contract.
Very enjoyable read, Graham.
mark sobba - December 27, 2009
SERN was suppose to be CERN.
mark sobba - December 27, 2009
Graham, you forgot the fact that the world is "ending" in 2012.
M'sFanatic - December 27, 2009
Yeah I was kind of surprised that he missed that too.
Robert - December 27, 2009
Yeah, well, look on the bright side
It would’ve gone like this:
wandergeist - December 31, 2009
Great Scott!
ThundaPC - December 27, 2009
What happens to Jose Lopez?
Janic - December 27, 2009
Also, when was the last time a closer (or reliever) was signed to a 5-year contract?
Janic - December 27, 2009
BJ Ryan
Graham MacAree - December 28, 2009
Damn...
…the Blue Jays made some terrible moves.
88fingerslukee - December 29, 2009
February 2008:
Tim Lincecum pulls up to a Jack In the Box drive thru window, baked out of his mind with a joint hanging lazily from his lips. Suddenly the joint falls into his lap, burning through his pant leg and causing him to accidentally slam his foot down on the gas. At this point, two of Jose Lopez’s younger siblings riding a tandem bicycle cross in front of the drive thru exit….
Lopez falls off a cliff and never recovers, landing a few minor league deals elsewhere from teams hoping he would somehow learn to play again, but he never does.
OlSalty - December 27, 2009
Almost. Should be
Lopez post sister dying was the best Lopez has ever been.
CapSea - December 27, 2009
The tandem bicycle is an inspired touch.
esoteric - December 28, 2009
I stopped building full rosters after 2010
Graham MacAree - December 28, 2009
Hahaha I just looked at Willie Bloomquist SBN page.
Slurvey - December 27, 2009
He is not very good.
Fin - December 27, 2009
That was a fun read.
But I think the purpose of the writing was to prove that enduring a misleading season and a completely terrible season is worth the long term stability that Z will bring to the organization.
Fin - December 27, 2009
Fantastic!
Props on keeping this cemented in reality in regards to the ALCS. God forbid a Seattle sports team ever wins a title, going to seven games is risky enough!
OceanBird - December 27, 2009
1019
Ichiro Suzuki wins the first of his four Cy Young awards.
Fett42 - December 28, 2009
Dammit
Fett42 - December 28, 2009
Its okay Fett
If anyone can achieve time travel it is Ichiro. Do not consider your mistake an error, consider it a prophecy.
OceanBird - December 28, 2009
Destiny!
The Typical Idiot Fan - December 28, 2009
So after a 89 win season, why is Bavasi standing down?
Goose - December 28, 2009
Also, this was a fun read.
Goose - December 28, 2009
Remember Pat Gillick?
Graham MacAree - December 28, 2009
So basically getting out before the team collapses and start to ruin the next team.
Fin - December 28, 2009
I think this is more likely:
June 2006: The Mariners choose University of Washington pitcher Tim Lincecum with the fifth overall pick in the draft.
Spring 2007: Despite having been drafted as a starter and with only a few innings of professional experience, Lincecum’s nasty stuff catches the eye of M’s manager Mike Hargrove, who insists on beginning the season with Lincecum as part of the big league bullpen.
Winter 2007-8: After a season in which the Mariners remained in the playoff hunt late in the season, Lincecum is sent to winter ball to begin the transition back to starting. Mariners GM Bill Bavasi trades for Erik Bedard and signs Carlos Silva to a 4 year, $48 million deal.
February 2008: Tim Lincecum is diagnosed with diabetes.
Spring 2008: Hoping to once again contend, Bavasi and manager John McLaren decide that Lincecum would be better suited to a setup role rather than competing with Miguel Batista for the fifth spot in the rotation.
April-July 2008: The Mariners stumble out of the gate and never recover, falling out of the race by June thanks in part to injuries to Bedard and general ineffectiveness from Silva. Lincecum pitches well in a setup role though his walks remain high, and takes over as closer when JJ Putz becomes injured. Bill Bavasi is fired in June, with Lee Peledoukas taking over as interim GM.
September 2008: Lincecum is sent down to work on becoming a starter once again, reemerging to no-hit the Yankees for 7 2/3 innings in his starting debut. The rest of the season has its ups and downs, with Lincecum showing promise as a starter, but still struggling with walks and high pitch counts.
October 2008: Mariners announce hiring of new GM, Jack Zduriencik.
November 2008: Brandon Morrow, chosen tenth overall by the San Francisco Giants in the 2006 draft, wins his first Cy Young award. Mariners fans repeatedly compare the two and chide the front office for their choice.
December 2008: Zduriencik makes his first major trade as Mariners GM, sending away closer JJ Putz and others and receiving a package including CF Franklin Gutierrez.
Spring 2009: Lincecum comes into camp expecting to compete for a spot in the rotation. However, as no contender emerges to replace the departed Putz as closer, Lincecum, after being sidelined with the flu for several days which delayed his progress and would have forced him to begin the season in the minors, tells the management that he would like to close in order to break camp with the big league squad.
May 2009: Lincecum blows back-to-back saves and loses the closer role.
June-September 2009: Lincecum makes a few starts at the big-league level, then is optioned to AAA to work on his pitches. He is called back up after several starts in the minors and makes a few more inconsistent starts with the Mariners, pitching perhaps his best game in his last start of the season, eight shutout innings against the A’s.
November 2009: Morrow wins his second consecutive Cy Young award for the Giants.
December 2009: Lincecum is traded to the Toronto Blue Jays for reliever Brandon League and prospect Johermyn Chavez.
I Lick Squirrels - December 28, 2009
You forgot the part where Brandon Morrow gets caught with weed
gregrabble - December 28, 2009
But you just replaced Morrow with Lincecum...
killer_ewok18 - December 28, 2009 via mobile
Keen eye, detective
ermac - December 28, 2009
That's about right
Corco - December 28, 2009
Jack Z > Tim L
That sexy motherfucker.
killer_ewok18 - December 28, 2009 via mobile
Does this mirror universe Tim Lincecum have a moustache?
EnglishMariner - December 28, 2009
He does!
But to be fair, he was really, really high.

Mustache fart!
CapSea - December 28, 2009
Yes, but
it’s one of those weak little Adam-Morrison-at-Gonzaga prepubescent pimp-staches.
wandergeist - December 31, 2009
Great point.
katal - December 28, 2009
I do not remember any of this happening.
.Taylor - December 28, 2009
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