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I Hate You, Ken Griffey Jr.

Pick a God damn city.

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I'm hoping at this point

that he takes the David Beckham route and plays in Italy.

I don’t care what he plays.

Backham is returning to LA apparently...
So would you after being in Milan

One of the least inspiring places on the planet.

It inspires me to leave...
Backham... I'm so moronic.

I expected Milan to be beautiful and quintessentially Italian. It was dirty, industrial, and crowded.

Since when?

And why would he do that?

No kidding.

What a punk.

I hope he pulls the cloak and dagger on Atlanta like Furcal did.
Oh for fuck's sake.
No one seems to have told Softy yet .

heh heh heh.

Poor man's going to have a heart attack by the end of the day.
hmm.

Maybe this is all just to torture him.

And maybe that guy who called the radio to say he’d bought a 12-game plan (um, really?) just to see Junior, but that now he was going to go home after work and torch his Griffey jersey on the BBQ.

So you're saying that this isn't a real photo?

I don't think it worked.
Not posting? Maybe you can't hotlink it.
Griffey just needs to shake a magic 8 ball for his answer.
I think he's gotten "Outlook uncertain" for the last 100 shakes.
...

Remarkably fitting.

Rec’d.

Great. And I usually don't "get" Penny Arcade either.
This is the drama I remember from Griffey.

Way to hold your fans hostage asswipe.

Watch as people clamor to trade for him at the deadline when he signs with Atlanta.

Because he can still do no wrong to most people.

Somehow all of this behavior makes Griffey more lovable than Ichiro to said fan.

Fuck them in their ear hole.

I can't lie, even through all this, if he comes here I'll enjoy seeing him, but I will be bitter because he's now basically crapped on us twice.

So…I’m mad at him for being a douche…yet if I got to see him again, despite him being a .750ish OPS bat with no glove, I wouldn’t boo him or anything. Fandom is a weird thing.

Regardless, I think his backers need to admit he’s done something wrong to the city twice now.

I fail to see how we're being crapped on this time around.
So far, less runup than the Bedard trade.

And it’s not like it’s going to kill us or save us one way or the other.

I just want to stop hearing about it and start the “Mike Morse is hitting .750 in ST, we should give him a fulltime spot!” vs. “ST stats don’t fucking matter, you moron.” arguments again.

I think people saw this as the perfect storm, with fate bringing the beloved Kid home for another year.

He’s a free agent, he doesn’t have much time left, it’s a depressed market where he’s just looking for a job, and we ostensibly had a need for a LH-hitting DH.

I’m not saying he owed Seattle anything, but because it seemed so inevitable, people may have taken that to mean Griffey had made up his mind to return to Seattle. When, in actuality, he was looking for the best job he could find.

But in Seattle, he gets to play with Jose Lopez every day!

they should make sure he knows this before he picks Atlanta again…

I'm sold! Sign me up!
I don't feel crapped on at all. I am one who does not want him here.

What I am sick of is his personality and how this whole thing is a perfect example of what a pain in the ass he is.

It's been fun listening to the radio dorks talk about how good he'd be in the clubhouse

Wasn’t he widely known as being kinda bad for the clubhouse, with his own corner of the locker room and a tv and leather chair and all?

I don't care about in the clubhouse personally.

I have spent time around the man. Granted it was a long time ago, but he was a dick then and he still appears to be a dick.

Yes, everyone is different, but I generally choose to avoid people who have a huge ego in public because they are so insecure that the only way they can deal is by being an ass to everyone.

As a baseball analyst, I don't want him here.

As a fan, I still kind of want him, even if he’s a total jackass. I can’t control my fandom.

This isn't him though.

This is the media jumping the gun. He has multiple offers, and he’s considering all of them, like any intelligent person would do.

He never promised Seattle he was coming back here this year, he just said it’s something he might like to do.

I guarantee you he said it was a done deal.

Now, he is waffling because he loves the attention.

I would love to see him decide whe wanted to sign with Seattle

only to have Zduriencik say “Whoops, we thought you were off the table and traded for (Fill-in-the-Nick).”

That would be awesome
This would be lovely and may reverse my cranky attitude.
Doyle can DH and hit RHP
and break his leg catching a fly ball
While DHing? I feel like thats cheating unless you're the home team.
I would LOVE THIS
I think we need to modify this shop:

We need to send Coach Owens after him
I just got up.

What, does Junior think Adrian Beltre is bad and/or overrated? Yeah, fuck that guy then.

This is the most I've been entertained in quite sometime

I love you KGJ

.

I'm Marge in that picture...Fuck this crap.
I'm really pissed.

I was all on board for bringing Junior back seeing as how I’m a nostalgic fanboy, but the way he’s stringing this shit along is infuriating.

but he's Torn! Torn! I tell you!
I read that as 'Tony, Toni, Tone'
That too.

K-Griff is Mad into Music.

So you're saying he's on the DL again?

He's going to sign with the Marlins
That's what all of his friends are saying
He wants to be closer to his family
Zduriencik had no respect for him

SAHME ON YOU JACK

The only solution is to crave Washington State off of the continental shelf and move it to a location off the coast of Florida

That way everybody wins

That is no less than Griffey deserves but I wish to also donate him my kidneys just so he has spares
You're an engineer

Get on that shit

I'm pretty sure that calls for a surgeon...
No matter how hard I crave for that to happen

my wishes have so far proved inadequate to create new tectonic rifts.

You have to use your words, Matthew
I tried yelling at Anaheim when I rode past,

but alas, it is still not submerged.

Walt Disney struck a deal with Neptune.
You stole this joke from Jeff but the archives are currently broken so its going to take me a while to call you on it
Heres we go

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/6/5/181049/5775#3548860

How is that the same joke at all?
Both alluded to Anaheim being swallowed up by a earthquake
Because nobody has ever made an earthquake joke about California.
Plus I think it's POURING down rain in SoCal today, isn't it?
Sunny and 65 here
They had the weather radar on the news this morning,

and it looked like somewhere down there was getting nailed.

Maybe Los Angeles

it’s nice out in San Diego

It rained on the West Side this morning

but it was clearing and sunny by the time I left for work around 10:30.

Yeah, that's about right.
Still ugly down here.

Though not pouring, I don’t think.

Hmmm

it was sunny all morning

I keep getting conflicting reports.
Looks like it was the San Francisco area that was getting dumped on.
I would not know.
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“way to make Anaheim cease to exist. " – Jeff
"it is still not submerged.” – Matthew

Neither actually mention an earthquake.

You said tectonics plates

Deanna mentioned a earthquake in the next comment. It still counts.

Go gobble a fountain of cocks.

Cock gobbler.

So much for a kinder gentler LL
Maybe a third SBN mod can get himself banned from LL

(Kidding, R.J.)

How the fuck is this a green comment?
The real question is...

How wasn’t it?

That would be a stupid question; it is green.
Seriously how are readers supposed to want to with snarky comments like this?
Because RJ is that damn awesome
I am still pulling for A-rod to be player-owner of the Marlins.

Sorry that was a bit random.

Congratulations I don't care anymore

Fax me the result when its over

"Later today or early tomorrow morning"

Fuck you, that’s what we heard yesterday Griff.

Blame the media
Yeah, but, see, this time it is Griffey saying it!

so it is different!

I'm having a hard time figuring out what people's basis for Griffey love is.
Unresolved childhood forced sodomy that results in loving those who inflict pain.
Griffey's demanding a trade
Griffey's playing golf and laughing his ass off.
Thanks to the new loophole MLB will be opening

the Braves will sign Griffey and trade him to the Mariners.

We should sign him and trade him for Mike Cameron
I'm not sure what I would trade for Cameron,

but it’d be a hell of a lot more than I’d have traded for Griffey even five years ago.

And that's why he is a football guru.

John Clayton thinks they need to get Griffey on the Ms because they haven’t done anything to replace Raul’s bat.

I thought that was why they signed Branyan
Who?

they’ve signed someone on the Mariners?

Yeah, some strikeout machine and they traded for some no-hit all-glove scrub.
Why the hell is John Clayton talking about baseball?
because Softy was blathering about it as Clayton came on-air.
It's easy mmmkayyyy
Because Sean Salisbury won't mock his baseball takes.
He talks about it all the time on his show on Saturdays.

He should stop doing that, because the rest of his show is excellent.

I appreciate his insight into Seahawks matters

but I agree, stay the hell away from baseball, Mr. Clayton.

He's a legitimitely great football reporter.
...who was probably shoved into a lot of lockers in high school.

Unless he went to a high school without lockers.
That head/neck combination was made for toilet bowls.
Maybe he got a lot of swirlies and the attractive was sucked off of his face.
This looks like someone I know. Someone whose eyes I'd like to stick my thumbs in.
Just because one is nerdy, does not mean one will be shoved into a locker.
This is true.

In my case it was dumpsters.

I was a huge nerd and I was never thrown into anything.
hang on, I'll be there in a minute

make sure there’s room in your garbage can or locker, please.

Thankfully, we don't have any lockers on campus.
So this begs the question

would you permit to looking like a ghoul for the rest of your days in return for being a HOF football analyst?

Did anyone everplay mutant league football for sega?

I could have sworn that there was a coach that looked just like clayton, possibly the coach of the forty weenies

I hate to dissapoint John Clayton, but

Ibanez’s bat went along with him to Philadelphia. As did his glove.

The bat was a pretty nice piece of engineering, but that glove was one ugly mofo.

John Clayton thought the best team in baseball in May 2001 were the Blue Jays and that it wasn't even close.
I almost never see copies of the newspaper these days...

…but on Saturday I was at a friend’s house and noticed that the Times actually put Griffey at the top of the front page on Friday and Saturday. I guess it’s fitting for a medium that started going downhill when Griffey did.

Jon Heyman is a day late and a dollar short.

At least some things never change.

This is so annoying.

In fact, I’m sure there are quite a few people who have already bought tickets (perhaps even season tickets) thinking that Griffey was all but a done deal. I would hate to be one of those folks right now. Poor Z having to deal with the aftermath of an almost signing he probably was never in favor of in the start of things.

If Griffey signs with the Braves, I will issue an apology to anyone I ever scolded for hating Griffey as much or more then A-Rod, because this stringing out shit is absurd. How often do players get a chance at a storybook ending like Griffey’s getting handed on a silver platter here? TAKE IT DUMBASS.

People that bought season tickets because of Griffey without waiting for Griffey to officially sign

deserve their cost.

I wouldn't describe this as a storybook ending.
It's a storybook ending for him, and for his many fans who also happen to be Mariner fans.

Trust me, I’m fully aware that this sentiment is not shared throughout much of the LL/USSM blogosphere.

The storybook ending

was when he returned two years ago and received a weekend full of standing ovations when he was expecting to be booed.

I can totally see why he’d be hesitant to sign here, the only upside is the fans here are going to love him for who he used to be, and if today is any indication, they may completely turn on him for no good reason.

Wrong.

“…they may completely turn on him for no good reason.”

Even ignoring the behind-the-scenes info I’ve received (most of which happens to confirm the not-behind-the-scenes info) – nearly all of the information as of this time last week said it was imminent that Griffey was coming back. His latest act of tool-dom towards the Seattle fans absolutely gives reason for those fans to turn on him.

If the people with inside sources don't know anything concrete about the negotiations

or his motives, then you don’t either.

This is very interesting....

…and puts the certainty of Dave and DMZ over the weekend that Griffey was a done deal into a new light. If they were just going off what everyone in the FO thought, it’s damn hard to even needle them about this.

It looks like Griffey is just an indecisive bastard.

You would be surprised how many people share your sentiment who do not speak up about it.

I didn’t think I would hurt seeing Griffey going to Atlanta, but it does.

I agree.

Buying tickets based on rumors is stupid. Besides, he NEVER SAID he was signing here in the first place, the media did.

They do.

I guess the only reason I feel sorry for them is because many are not the rabid fans that we may be, soaking up every tidbit about the M’s as possible, and thus may have taken all of this incessant talk on the radio and the newspaper as a sign of certainty.

Kind of like how you think a cow has big puppy dog eyes before you eat a hamburger.

Until the ink is dry on his contract, nothing is guaranteed.
I've met the cows I've eaten before.

You learn to live with it rather than freak out every time.

Well they certainly are tasty.

A lot tastier then Ken Griffey Jr.

Damn his eyes.

I dunno...

When the M’s official site reports it as ‘imminent’ — even though it’s not official (and they disclaim that) — it’s pretty serious. Pretty much everyone involved in the discussions at that point in time were seemingly willing to bet their careers/jobs on it happening.

I think these people who bought tickets based on this information certainly have a legitimate gripe.

They have a legitimate gripe with the Mariners for jumping the gun on their website perhaps.
Buyer beware until he shows up at a press conference wearing an M's uniform
Griffey changed his mind when he heard that we don't play the game the right way
He hates it when you don't take that extra base.
How else would you pull a muscle?
Death threats are obvious solution here.
I can't wait until he signs

then asks to be traded to a contending club in July.

Ken Griffey Jr. was traded today to the Houston Astros for cash considerations and a snack cake to be named later.

Silva was leading the negotiations.

Wow, a Silva fat joke.

That is pop-n-fresh!

Mmmm, pop-n-fresh.
Everything old is new again
Except in this case.
Once again, for those of you in the cheap seats

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/2/6/751936/ll-qc

Silva fat jokes have nothing to do with LL QC. We are not relaxing our standards here and we’ve made it abundantly clear that Silva fat jokes are not funny.
Silva fat jokes are unamusing, unoriginal, and not to be tolerated

How does that violate LL QC?

How dare those who moderate the site imform people of content they would not rather have on said site that they moderate!
I know right?

The nerve of them.

Just trying to raise the politeness level around here

Oh, the internet.

When it becomes apparent that politeness is not working one has to try other methods.
Sure

But it didn’t seem apparent here. I missed the FAQ section on Silva fat jokes, and I guess this dude did as well.

Again, our bad.

Regardless of my comment,

posting a link to the QC thread like you did is a pretty poor imitation of being polite.

Just a reminder.

Wasn’t trying to start a flame war, I just think that’s a shining example of what most of the users in that thread were complaining about. A quick glance through his history didn’t show a trend of the guy being reprimanded for Silva jokes. There’s one way to handle it, and then there’s this. I know I’m not in the LL Club, so apologies if I’m stepping out of line, here. I just thought it could have been handled better. A regular user is one thing, but I think the site reps should hold themselves to a higher standard. I realize that’s pushing it. I’ll get off your lawn now.

But anyway, yeah, Griffey should shit or get off the pot.

I don't mean to be a dick

but if what Matthew said is over the line in terms of tone, I think we’ve gotten way too sensitive.

Agreed.

My joke wasn’t funny, Matthew called me on it, and I didn’t argue. Then shit went all crazy.
I did like where the whole thread looped on itself in the span of five minutes, though.

My view:

Silva fat jokes were kinda funny when he first showed up on the team — not because he was overweight, but because we just hated everything he stood for and looked for any reason to make fun of him — fair or not. But it got tired. Now it’s not funny, and the mods and others are starting to groan loudly, which is really the only way to put an end to it without going crazy legislating what’s funny and what isn’t.

But it’s not like you committed a mortal sin. Everyone is guilty at one point or another of beating a joke into the ground.

At this point nothing about Silva is funny.
Not even this?

FUCKING GRIFFEY INDECISIVE DOUCHEBAG
Chinn appears. Like the sun.
It is a great day, isn't it?
If anybody wants this mess to be over, I bet it's Zduriencik.

All the issues with the M’s, and Griffey’s the biggest problem? This whole mess reminds me of Br’er Rabbit.

Interesting quote from Griffey:
“This is the first time in my career that I have been a free agent, and it’s nerve-wracking.”

I guess I never really thought about it, but dude made it to 39 without ever testing the free market.

Technically, yes.

But let’s not forget 1999, and his 10-5 rights…

While it’s TECHNICALLY not free agency, he still had final say as to where he ended up.

I'm sick of Griffey already

and if he ends up on the Mariners they will be less interesting to me. I would rather pay attention to Felix, Morrow and Bedard.

This song seems awfully fitting right now

It’s almost like it matches up perfectly with the whole Griffey saga.

I'm guessing that if it hasn't happened yet, it's not going to.
I should add, that it's not going to happen TODAY.
Be gone.

I had two ‘professional’ dealings with him back in his Seattle days.
The man is a first class asshole. Good riddance.

Words escape me right now - let's see if a picture can capture my sentiments. Ah, here we go.....

I say without any irony

that I want this to go on forever, I love love love this saga and am getting mounds of free entertainment from it.

I love the word saga. And soggy. Not saggy, though.
Perhaps because it rhymes with laggy?
I knew a girl named Saga once. People take care when you name their children.

She lived up to her name in an annoying fashion.

they love me ....

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