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  • Via Chuck Armstrong, Jack Zduriencik, and the Seattle Times staff, the current plan is for Junior to spend the bulk of his time at DH and the remainder in left. This ought to come as no surprise, but it's still nice to hear, since Griffey as DH has a little value and Griffey as LF makes one long for the sweet embrace of eye cancer. Of course, ideally we'd like to see the team burn all his gloves and chain him to the bench every time the M's are in the field, but it's not realistic to expect them to completely shut him out from playing defense, so here's hoping Wakamatsu's able to give him just enough time to stay happy, and nothing more. The more we get Endy in the outfield and Griffey at DH, the better.

  • Zduriencik claims there was no "Plan B" behind Junior, and the Braves seem content to fill up their roster internally. Somebody might want to tell Garret Anderson that he has inadvertently retired an Angel.

  • SBN might want to fix this.

  • It seems Braves fans are absolutely furious with David O'Brien for leaking the Griffey-to-Atlanta stuff before anything was official. They're furious because there are rumblings that this leak contributed to Griffey's ultimate decision. That sounds kind of silly at first, but I guess when you're torn between family and fans, it doesn't take much to tip the balance. I don't know. Maybe it's all a load of hoohah. All I can say is that Braves fans are taking the completely wrong approach, because if O'Brien's leak really did play a part in all this, then he just saved Atlanta from a whole lot of defensive humiliation. It isn't often you can say "I think a beat writer just made our team better." This is one of those times. David O'Brien deserves to wake up to like three thousand muffin baskets in the morning.

  • There's also a bit of blame floating around that's getting thrown Griffey's way for taking so long to make this decision. He doesn't deserve it. Look - for one thing, the whole saga got its lifeblood from the media, which couldn't stop shoving out fresh articles despite nothing new coming from the Griffey camp. And for another, when you have to choose between playing close to home and playing where you began your career, you should be granted several days to make up your mind, because it's not an easy choice. Give Griffey a break. I know the whole process was annoying and reminiscent of last winter's Bedard/Jones disastiations, but in the end, all it cost us was a day or two of Griffey working out with the team. And that's probably for the best. Don't want him getting injured.

  • Should the Mariners play respectable baseball and stay somewhere near the race for much of the summer, I predict that, out of our many weaknesses, Griffey/Fuentes will be among the most consistently unpleasant.

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All offseason, I was hoping we didn't sign Griffey

Now that it’s happened, I’m suddenly really happy, I guess I had forgotten how much Griffey meant to me, and it wasn’t registering in my mind who he was.

He’s the reason I made the awful life decision of following Seattle, even though I’m from Syracuse, NY

Welcome Home, Junior

I know what that's like.

I’m a contrarian from Connecticut who couldn’t stand the Yanks or Sox. Griffey was my formative baseball years and I loved him. I’m not one for nostalgia and seeing Griffey as an old man come back as a shell of what I remember isn’t my ideal choice, but I find myself considerably more excited for this than I had expected.

Exactly
You can actually see my screen shot

This is the most excited I have been about a free agent signing since Beltre
I suspect my level of satisfaction with this deal will come down to

what exactly “the bulk of his time at DH and the remainder in left” means. Not only does Griffey in LF spell trouble for our defense, but it also potentially means, if Kenji and Shelton have poor seasons, that we’ll have a suboptimal DH for those games as well.

I get the impression based on the offseason to this point that if there's one thing the M's understand

It’s the value of outfield defense. I’m pretty confident everything will be OK.

For the record, the deal is apparently $2M base, plus $2.5 more in incentives.

Pretty reasonable.

Jim Street's writing is ambiguous and poor?

I know. I'm as shocked as anyone.
I could tear that job a new asshole
This from the Braves SBN Blog:
The Mariners have no need for an aging slugger in their present state — they’re half a dozen moves from being competitive. Griffey has relegated himself to pure sideshow status on a completely irrelevant team thousands of miles from home — absolutely stupid!

Coming from a team that won 10 more games and finished 4th in their division, like The M’s…

I don't think the Braves should have much more hope for next year either.
I dare you to post

“bitch, we got Willie Mays on our side.”

Triple goddamn dog dare.
Their misery and tears only fuel my satisfaction further!
Fuentes? We have a player named Fuentes who is a weakness?
I was about to say the same thing, but I feared I would end up looking extremely stupid.

I’m glad to let you toss yourself in front of that bullet for me.

As in late inning matchups between Griffey and Fuentes will be painful to watch
Amazingly, I had pretty much forgotten that Fuentes signed with the Angels.
The more I think about it...

The smarter this move is from a business standpoint. A family of four spends an average of $191.60 at a Mariners game. Thus, each person spends, on average, $47.90. If 200,000 new fans come at $47.90 a pop that’s revenues of $9,580,000. Obviously that isn’t all profit but its not even counting the Griffey jerseys the entire family bought before they got to the game. If they actually get an increase of 200k fans, the budget department will be doing back flips.

Or you could just no be an idiot

and eat before going to the game and then not sit in box seats and knock 70 bucks of that total.

and park for free
That's a tad bit more difficult but entirely doable for Sunday afternoon games.
I've never had any trouble finding free parking at Safeco at any time of day or day of week

The worst situation I ever had was coming for Ichiro bobblehead night this year about 1 hour before gametime and I had to park a few blocks south of Starbucks, but that’s the worst I’ve ever seen

Opening day was a nightmare.
I got there 2 hours before gametime and didn't have any trouble with the railroad track parking
Not everyone has the luxury of getting to the stadium hours before gametime

and knowing how ot navigate their way around Seattle.

Living 2 miles from Safeco FTW.
Living .5 miles from Safeco FTW.
Damn you.
A dude got killed about three blocks from me a few nights ago.

It’s give and take.

This is what I tell Jeff about living three blocks from Toronado in San Diego.

Beer is awesome. Stabbings and robbery are not.

Awesome neighborhoods are well worth the risk of bodily harm.
That's what I told myself while shopping to replace my TV, computer and Xbox.

I love North Park, but fuck. It’s frightening.

You just gotta start cappin' mothafuckas.
I put a "GO AWAY" floormat in front of my outside door, so I should be good.
Put a Garret Anderson poster in the front yard

Nobody would dare come near…

Except Teej lives near Angels territrory

the Garret Anderson poster would probably attract them

I just wear a t-shirt that say "I HAVE NO INTERESTS OR DEALINGS WITH THE ILLEGAL DRUG TRADE OR RAP MUSIC PROMOTION" at all times.
Had a Russian River Rejection Ale at Toronado last night

stabbings and robbery might just be worth it

I like to get there and hang out talking to Morrow when I can.

Silas became famous to the Ms dugout through Morrow.

This is one of the only reasons I want kids

The thought of the joy of taking my kid to a Major League Baseball game and introducing him to a Major League Baseball player puts a huge grin on my face

I've reported this before, but...

Brandon and I were talking. It was early in the season, and no signs of stretching him out. I said, “Don’t worry, dude – they’re going to send you down soon to stretch you out. Don’t get mad when they send you down, it’s a good thing.” He replied, “Yeah, we’ll see if THAT happens.” He wasn’t happy with the FO. At that point, Silas holds a ball out for him to sign (at age two), and Brandon rubs his head, saying “Hey little guy? How are you?”

Silas replied, “I gotta poop soooooo bad.”

From that day to the end of the season (last game, even), if Brandon saw us, he would go into the dugout, bring out whomever he could collect, and point up at Silas. They would all wave and laugh.

That is story I will pass along to everyone that gives me two minutes of their time.
I just e-mailed it to my wife
You guys are cool.

Almost as cool as Silas.

Conor!

How’s life at BA?

Huh...

Joey just couldn’t stop asking Morrow if he struck people out with his fastball – “Did you strike ICHIRO out with your fastball!”

I have to say ...

opening day I’ve usually gone with the extra money, and just been willing to bite the bullet.

It's pretty easy if you don't mind walking a bit.

The entire CD and most of the ID is unzoned.

Hmm ok.

I’m not sure what that has to do with anything. You are not the average person. Congrats on that.

It's not an insult towards you

rather than that those studies assume many things that just don’t make much sense

That's fine

but do we have anything better to use? You can’t ignore something simply because its imperfect. It at least gets you in the right area. Whether or not you eat doesn’t change the dollars that come in and the people who walk through the door. It’s not like they pull these numbers out of thin air. Removing parking entirely from the equation still brings in $8.7 million. And, again, that’s not even counting merchandise sold elsewhere.

That's why they call it an "average".
Uhh, right

That was the original point of the post. The “average” MLB fan spends around 50 dollars for a game. Thanks for explaining that though.

that was more of a reply to JI but I hit the wrong reply link
It's almost like he's quoting Dave Henderson
If that was to me

then no, I’m not quoting anyone. I haven’t heard Dave Henderson speak since I left Seattle three years ago. I’m simply marveling at the M’s ability to make money.

  I could care less if Griffey came back. He left the team on worse terms than A-Rod did, in my opinion.

'That's why they call it an average' was one of Hendu's refrains
I miss Seattle =/
MLBtv is nifty and pretty well priced
Yeah, but my point is that it doesn't actually cost a family of 4 that much money to see a game.
OK

Do you have any evidence to support it? Blanket statements should have some basis in facts.

Even if I get free tickets, I end up spending over $100 for my wife, my son and I. And that's on a scrimping day where I only drink three beers.
Let's see

You can get four decent tickets in LF that comes out at about $72, I’ll throw in $10 for parking, and $32 for snacks. That comes out to $114., you could even ramp them up to View tickets and pay ~$100 for the tickets and it’s $142.

$32 for snacks is too low

and the official parking garage is $20

we bring our own food ...

althpugh some times we splurge on coffee on a real cold day … and I have been known to occasionally go for a beer. A beer.

I would say from experience that's not the case

When I’ve gone with my parents and sister by the time you get 4 View Reserved seats, 2 hot dogs, 2 bowls of clam chowder, a bag of popcorn, a pretzel, 4 regular drinks, and park (my parents are scared of free parking), plus 4/3 of a souvenir every game (figure they came up for 1 series at a time and would buy roughly 1 souvenir per person each series), you’re scraping right up against that- and I’d guess that for at least people who drove a long way to see the game that’s an easily surpassable expense

If anything

I think the number undershoots what people spend. I have no problem with most of the numbers but I think alcohol and food sales are severely underestimated while memorabilia is probably overstated. Who actually buys two hats every time they go to a game?

I totally agree

We don’t ever even buy alcohol at the game- throw that expense in and it jumps way up

This is why the flask was invented.
Plus the screen name makes this post include a rimshot.
I have no idea what you are talking about.

No idea at all.

The flask saves me $191 at every game.
What is it made out of, a hollow leg?
I bring a Whizzinator full of gin to ever game.
*every, dammit
I don't know why, but this comment cracked me up
Probably because the thought of drinking from a big fake penis in public is hilarious.
Drink Budweiser. You'll be the hit of the party.
OK, that's what I thought.

Say, that reminds me, Mardi Gras is this weekend.

I've got some beads for Robert here in my... basement.
Do you have candy?
Yeah, she's a four hundred pound black woman.
Gahh...I'm sooo tempted to find the nastiest picture I can find on Google

and post it here in regard to that.

Do you want that on your conscience Kevin?

Don't remind me

I’m pissed that I wasn’t able to get to either Mardi Gras and Gasparilla at all this year

Well for the sixth consecutive year I find myself in New Orleans this time of year.

I really dont have much choice in the matter.

:(

:(

I guess you'll have to watch girls flash strange men somewhere else.
I thought that the Whizzinator was for athletes trying to fake urine tests.

Am I correct, and if so, how is that working out for you?

Well, I do pretty poorly at drug tests, because I'm usually drunk off gin-piss.
You guys think I'm skinny because I don't eat.

I’m hollow for booze.

$191 was a rough estimate.

But it’s pretty sizable, and I’ve taken to ~30 sporting events. So I wouldnt be surprised if it had saved me that much over the entire time I’ve owned it.

Yep

for me the real kicker is the alcohol. Who orders a small beer, and, if you’re drinking at the game only, are you really only going to have one?

You can always offer your friend the

“I’ll buy your ticket, you buy my beers” deal, but most of my friends wont go for that one.

Your friends are dicks.

unless you drink like I do.

Yeah, I usually win that deal.
Not a chance.

That 20 you owe them turns into 35 worth of beer.

Now that I am aware of Collins Pub I think I might be in the market for small beers.
That place rocks
I must be really cheap.

The Fan Cost Index is based on “four tickets, two beers, four soft drinks, four hot dogs, parking for one car, two programs and two adult-sized hats.”

I can’t say I have ever had a trip to the ballpark that encompassed all of that.

I don't know what two hats comes from

That’s a weird thing to put in

Ding ding ding
You guys are relatively local though

So it would be expected that you should be on the lower end of the scale. The big money comes from tourists coming from far distances who manage to rack up a lot more than that $191 that blow the thing up to an insane amount

When I go to games without my parents I never spend more than the cost of tickets

I generally make 1-2 trips a year to Seattle.
You're the exception to the rule then

I’m referencing, for instance, the huge numbers of Japanese fans that come in and spend $$$$$$

It's just not enough.
What's not enough?

To overcome the ridiculously small subset of Mariner fans that post on this website? I’m sorry, but LL is not a particularly good sample for the entire population, something that a lot of readers are proud of.

I think she was saying that she'd like JI to visit more.
I'm not used to that type of a reaction.
I rescind that complaint.
Wouldn't the average trend more towards locals anyway?

Or is it just the product of 40% of the stadium spending around 20 bucks or less and everyone else spending well over 50 bucks to create an average?

Remember, ticket prices make up the largest portion of the numbers.

PSL’s, box seats and suites are owned by locals. As far as food goes, if someone is eating at the game they are going to spend around the same amount, regardless of whether they are local or not. Locals would spend even more money on alcohol if they were to drink at the game. I know that if I have a few before I am going to want more.

I've never bought food or drink at the stadium

I spend ~$10 a game because more than half the time my tickets are free, too.

Yeah, the last game I went to

I spent ~$17 for my ticket and bought nothing inside the gates as I ate just prior to arriving at the park. Occasionally I’ll buy a beer or something (or if it’s 95 deg. out and I’m baking in to fucking sun a giant Mt. Dew), but I only eat a meal at the park as a last resort.

I must be cheap too.

I usually bring my own food to the ball park and park for free. Generally my costs are the ticket and beer, nothing more.

But why the fuck would you buy all that shit?
Tourism

It’s part of the stadium experience- it’s what my parents save their vacation money for. It’s not how I’d spend it, but it’s how they spend it and it’s how an insanely large number of people do

I don't get it.

No one needs to spend a bunch of money on useless souvenirs because their on vacation.

I totally agree

But that doesn’t make the fact that it happens any less true

That's why

we have a credit bubble!

Sometimes useless souvenirs are awesome.

I got to Safeco approximately once a decade, so I go nuts when I’m there. But yeah, if I lived in the city and always had access to Mariners trinkets and Ivar’s, I’d probably spend a lot less at the ballpark.

Exactly

With the exception of JI, every single person here is local and can go to games anytime.

There’s no incentive or reason to spend large amounts of money when you can go anytime, but when you’re on a family vacation there’s reason to make it “special” and splurge a bit

JI's not the only one who lives out of town.
I mean in terms of people saying "Hey, I never spend money at Safeco" in this subthread
I won't deny that

But you don’t need to spend that money in order to attend the game.

Absolutely.

And who buys programs?

Tourists and people who want to keep score

$1 is like the cheapest expenditure at the ballpark

i have no problem with spending a couple bucks on a scorecard.
Although they way they tell you to keep score is retarded.
I make my own, personally.
All you need is one piece of notebook paper.
I go to town with photoshop.

But then again, I’m insane.

If you go to a ton of games and like to keep score

I’d just buy a spiral scorecard notebook made for Legion Ball or something

I just bring a notebook and manually generate it
I made one in Excel when I was like eight

by hand drawing all the lines into each cell. Holy shit was that a pain in the ass and a hell of an accomplishment for an eight year old.

That's quite impressive
$1?

I’ve never seen a program that cost less than $4. Either way, you’re right, it’s not much money. Maybe I’m just a fiend for beer and hot dogs, but I’ve always seen the program as the lamest cash-grab in the stadium.

Scorecards are $1

I think programs in the stadium are $5, outside (“The Grand Salami”) is $4 and has decent writing, information, and is not a complete cheerleader.

Oh, OK, I've never seen a scorecard sold by itself.

I grew up on an island.

All the scorecard includes is moderately accurate rosters and little boxes with diamonds in them

so you can tell what base the batter got to and the runners are on.

and the umpire numbers

so you know who you hate.

I write the umps names when they come out for intros.

You can’t see the umps numbers without binoculars AND them turning the right way.

You have bad eyes sir
I get a shot glass from every new place I go to anytime I'm on vacation
Hey don't get me wrong,

I don’t buy any of that crap. People absolutely do though. I worked as a Seating Host for the M’s for about 3 years and had to walk through the Team Store every once in a while…the place is packed all game and people buy the most ridiculous stuff.

I nearly bought an autographed Jeff Weaver jersey for $75 last time I was in there
Ditto, except it was Vidro #5
Did it smell like weed?
But they don't *need* to spend that money to take their family to a game and that's why I call bullshit on those figures

Plus, a hot dog is pretty much the least valuable meal you can buy at the park.

They don't need to but they do

You can’t look at how packed the team store and concession lines are and tell me that people don’t do that

You're missing the point

The point isn’t that they’ll spend the money, it’s that often when these are quoted (which I’m not saying is being done here) people don’t realize all the useless bullshit that’s being bought by this hypothetical family, and it doesn’t reflect the actual cost of taking you wife and kids to the game.

You're missing the point then

The reality is, whether it is cheaper to or not, that $191.60 is generated every time a family of four comes through the turnstiles. Whether that’s money that needs to be spent or not, it’s still money the same that’s coming in, and that’s how you justify Griffey

But it may well reflect the average money spent per person in the stadium

‘Average’ isn’t even the same as ‘median’ here. The average can be driven up by the tourists spending a fucktonne or people in really pricy seats buying memorabelia far more easily than it can be dragged down by people not blowing their money

Precisely

It’s like the “average” income of an American citizen. It is skewed greatly towards higher levels because of how much wealth is held by such a small amount of people.

No kidding.
Woah, sorry

for explaining a scenario that mimics this one exactly…yet you still disagree with.

My point is this

1) It may very well average out to that because people aren’t savvy spenders or just don’t care. The thing I’m wondering is on average do people usually buy this much bullshit when they go to a game? How did they come up with this as the “average” night. Who the balls eats hot dogs a an MLB park anyway?

2) (And this was implied) These studies are often cited as evidence for people claiming that they can’t take their kids to fucking game because it costs too fucking much. In reality it doesn’t cost $190 to four people to a baseball game, and you don’t even have to eb a cheapskate for that to be true.

3) I’m being critical of someone who would spend like that whenever they attend a game (unless money is no object, but if you have 2 or 3 dependents good luck)

I'll bet you'll find that on average most people don't buy all that crap.

I think it must be those “savvy spenders” that screw up the numbers.

No way a family of four

You can't discount

the one family who buys a jersey. That makes up for 2 other families who didn’t buy a hat. Even if you’re 100 percent correct on the amount of “stuff” actually sold, that amount of “stuff” will skyrocket way past norms with the revenue generated by Griffey related items alone. I really don’t disagree with you that the methods used aren’t perfect. However, it is impossible to argue that Griffey sales will not bring it up to at least “average”. Plus, they only have to pay him if attendance increases by 200,000. As far as we know there are zero rewards for Griffey based on the total revenue his signing generates. So, again, point is that it is an incredibly savvy business move by the M’’s.

That's an excellent point

And did a good job of refuting my last point, even though I apparentely deleted the rest of it and was left with broken sentence “No way a family of four”.

Was that the British English spelling of "fucktonne"?
I'll put it this way;

growing up poor, I got to go to one game a year. for the most part. We sat in the upper deck at the Kingdome, ate before we came, and I got a soda if I was lucky. I went to a game with my aunt and uncle, who were quite affluent, and we sat in great seats, gorged ourselves on hot dogs, nachos, ice cream, etc, and they bought me all sorts of shit at the team store.

When I go to games these days, nine times out of ten my expenditures amount to a beer and a cup of chowder, but I’ll occasionally but some stuff at the team store, splurge on an extra beer, whatever. But it’s the affluent people that bring a bunch of people and spend like crazy that skew these results. That’s why quoting the average cost of attending a game in this case is silly. It doesn’t really reflect reality for most people.

I wish I were eloquent.
The point was just to estimate how much revenue Griffey brings in

Unless he’s not going to bring in the affluent people, using the average revenue seems like the appropriate thing to do.

It doesn’t really matter whether it reflects reality for most people, just whether or not it is the same average for people coming just to see Griffey and people who would come otherwise.

I know but I hate the way the term "average" is used in situation such as these.
There a big difference

between what it actually costs a family of four to see a game, and how much money they spend on average.

It is true that the mean is kind of an annoying statistic for a skewed distribution like this

I think it works here, but I can see why it rubs people the wrong way.

But people do anyway

I’d imagine they’d be cutting back a little these days, but yeah, the public’s decision making is not entirely driven by parsimony.

Otherwise they'd just watch on TV
I will grant that ballpark hotdogsin general are delicious.
Least valuable?

I’d argue each person who buys food spends, on average, way more than the equivalent of a four dollar hot dog.

If you buy a $4 hot dog you're almost guaranteed to buy a $4 drink

So it’s a minimum $8 right off the bat

Hot dogs aren't filling and you will be hungry later
There's a vendor kitty corner to the home plate enterance

that sells dog, drink, and chips for ~$5-6. I usually do that plus a $2 bag of peanuts and I’m good to go.

Yeah, I'm always leery because the Safeco "pack it in policy" seems to differ by the minute
That's why I scarf it down outside.
At that point I'd just go somewhere to eat

but to each his own

Luckily that policy ALWAYS allows peanuts in or I'd starve
The employees would riot.

After everyone has left the stadium there is a mad rush by people who work there to pick up the outside bags. It’s like vultures descending on a carcass.

I will never forgive them for the way they treated me on opening day last year.

“That’s coffee, huh? Well you better make sure that’s ALL you put in that thermos, pal.”

Fuck you.

but you can get free crap on giveaway days!!!
Done that!

(except I gave it to my sister)

I won an autographed Sexson ball and a hand warmer.

I gave the ball to a seven year old I know and he was disappointed.

I am so jealous.

Not for the ball or the handwarmer, but that you won something. I never win anything. I’ve never even had my row win something.

Hey fun fact! Every dollar spent on give aways (bobbleheads, traincars) returns $3000 to the team
I am going to stand in right field at Angel Stadium during Mariners BP that first series (and during the game!)

in search of the ultimate prize – a baseball hit by Ken Griffey, Jr.

Is there a link or some math for that?

Cause I won a giveaway once and certainely didn’t give any back. Is it just based on the idea that people will spend more after they see somebody else has it?

I think it's the idea that giveaways attract people to the game where they spend money

thus completely covering the costs of the cheap giveaway and then some.

I think that means that when they have a giveaway night

They bring in $3000 more in revenue from people buying tickets. That totally worked on Bat Night in the early ’90s.

I'll admit it.

I got misty watching that highlight reel on MLB.com. I love the guy, always have and always will.

I just watched it.

Dammit.

I’m such a sentimental schmuck.

Just so you know

That video was ripped from the original tribute video, here. (click on M’s honor Griffey)

which was significantly better because it was actually synced up to the music. This was the same video but MLB did not want to pay licensing costs for the song, I’m guessing.

$29.99 for a fucking T-shirt?

You’ve got to be shitting me.

Supply and Demand
and Monopoly

Not necessarily

You are my hero JI

I’d even get it if it still had the #66 on the back

Or #49
But he didn't wear that in the bigs, did he?

Well fuck me

Is that spring training though? Or the alternate unis for the Nats

He wore it in 2004
Guess what I just bought...
All of them are $29.99
Even for a WFB Royals shirt?
Yup.
Well that's just unfair to him.

Now people are just getting his hopes up

Actually I'm not so sure you can buy one.

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3416833

Wow, nobody is good enough to have their own shirt

According to the Royals anyway

Double plus good

This will keep Zduriencik in the good graces of Seattle media for at least a couple of years. That’s really good, because at this point, he deserves support, even if it’s for the wrong reasons. Z probably wrapped up just a little bit of Job security, and that’s awesome.

Double plus?

Are you going to go strangle a prole now?

The finance department just jizzed their pants at the possible profits

That’s just for starters, I’m sure

Fuck, that wasn't supposed to go there

Pretend this is a response to you Corco

I must say Marketing should be excited as well.

Imagine how easy it will be to market the team now that they get to put Griffey all over their schedules and crap.

Jeff Nelson, just now:

“have low expectations, then whatever he does, he’ll exceed them”

Jeff Nelson is underrated
If anything, he's insanely overrated.
Jeff Nelson the baseball player is overrated

Jeff Nelson the person is underrated

Jeff Nelson the person is an asshole
Bullshit. Have you met him? I'm sorry if you have and he was an asshole, but he was great to me.
His wife is super cool. He was pretty aloof when I met him.
But at least he's preferable to certain other Jeffs.

I see a forbidden reference here...
How forbidden can it be if the .GIF is hotlinked on the sidebar?
Hmmm, I guess I never noticed the political stances thing before. I thought it was something else

I was wrong, I’m a jackass

When he got pissed in 2003 it was hilarious
I've always assumed this
How about Jeff Nelson the umpire?
Seriously Jeff - Have you met him in person, or is this conjecture?

I didn’t get that feeling at all during my day with him, and I’m not even a Make A Wish kid.

I've met him. He didn't act too friendly toward my family.

Kinda shrugged and rolled his eyes when we asked for a picture. We were at a fan event, so it seemed a little bit asshole-like. It might’ve just been because it was right after Brett Tomko, who was probably one of the nicer Mariners I’ve ever met.

I met Jamie Moyer and Dan Wilson once

I cannot imagine meeting two nicer people

That's true as well

Wilson always had that huge smile on his face around fans.

Jeff Nelson got into a fight with a groundskeeper
Those guys frequently turn out to be the killer in cheap murder mystery movies

So I’m not judging Nelson.

MLB groundskeepers?

Apparently I’m watching the wrong murder mystery movies.

I mean, seriously? Those guys are on GRASS.
I spent a 2 hr day in a golf cart with that guy. He's nothing but AWESOME.
This screen being correct again makes me happy.

Just ignore the ©1994 please.

He looks ill
A friend of mine once photoshopped a picture of this mug shot next to a fish.

I think that might be a bit over the top for this website/I don’t have it on this hard drive

His lips look more puffy than Angelina Jolie.
What a racist game
If by puffy you don't mean kissable, then yes.
Bone-Tox.
Oh come on - that's fucking funny.
Holy crap, they might as well have put a bottle of malt liquor in his hand
This picture of Griffey was clearly drawn by a man with a none-too-subtle hidden agenda.
Did Nintendo own the Mariners back then?
Yeah. I believe Nintendo bought the team in 1992.
I guess it makes sense why Griffey would be the sponsor of the game.
So who is going of the 40 man?

To make room for Griffey.

LaHair?
Probably. And Hulett's gone, right? I suppose he could be claimed off of waivers...
Yeah.

Whether he’s claimed or not, Hulett is off the 40-man.

I'm actually pretty hopefuly he clears waivers

he could be a useful player somewhere down the road

I'm still kind of surprised that LaHair wasn't placed on waivers instead of Hulett.
I miss the Tugboat already
I think we all appreciate Keith Law's work over at ESPN.

But he is taking some heat for this article.

Yeah he has a good point from an analysis perspective (nothing new to us), but like we have talked about here and USSM, Griffey brings an irrational excitement to this city. Keith can’t accept the irrational as another point of view after reading his responses in the comments section.

Interesting.

The story doesn’t exist anymore, it appears.

What the...

I was planning on responding to it later today.

Not even Google Cache can save us here.
It's not like it was a bad article or anything

Maybe it didn’t toe the ESPN line or something. Maybe the powers that be can get an explanation for us.

Not even just the story...

…they took down his whole blog, it would seem. I can understand why someone might disagree with it, but it sure didn’t seem worth censoring unless something crazy went down in the comments.

What?

I can see the story.

If you click here:

link

You can still see it. I think the perma-URL for the entry got messed up is all.

And now it's back.
Huh...

…when I tried your link before, it sent me to a page that listed the espn blogs, and the link to Law’s blog was non-functional. Probably just a tech error and not anything interesting.

And by your link...

…I meant Wilder’s link.

I'm not gonna lie, seeing this on the team site brought a smile to my face this morning:

God he's fat.
You can't remarry your ex-wife an expect her to look the same she did at 25.
I am a Seattle sports fan before anything else and I can finally say that I am excited about this.

Welcome back Griffey, You mean more to this city than anybody else has ever has. Embrace the love, have fun and please don’t sink our battleship.

I hope it goes this smoothly when we bring A-Rod back in 2018
Fuck, I wish I had a 90's Griffey jersey.

Before I scour Craigslist and eBay, I assume the going rate is a couple hundred.

Doubtful

If anything, since it’s now legal for the Mariners to churn out GRIFFEY 24 t-shirts and jerseys, the market will become over saturated and prices will drop.

No, but I mean a retro one like the one in the post.

So I can relive my nostalgia trip forever. My dad took me to the Kingdome many times when I was young and we have loads of memorabilia but he never had the presence of mind to actually grab a Griffey jersey. Sure, the new ones will be plentiful and likely cheap soon.

I'm willing to listen to offers to my replica
Do we have to offer directly to the replica or can we make the offer to you instead?
Is it game worn?
Offer?

If you’re serious, I’m interested. Send me a hoot at darkmessiahforte@yahoo.com, granted the size isn’t XXL or something.

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