The last of the food ran out three days ago and we are desperately short on water. Morale is low. We’ve maintained our sanity these past weeks by debating the proper way to pronounce “Jakubauskas” but it wasn’t long before that argument deteriorated into violence. We’ve already eaten the last of the dogs and have been reduced to boiling our shoe leather. Soon we will be left with an impossible choice: Starve to death, or commit the most unconscionable of desperate acts; to eat one of our own. Robert assures us that it would be pointless to eat him as there is no meat on his bones, to which we all agreed. But we must eat something soon or we will die….and I must say Taylor H looks rather tasty at the moment….
Whoa everyone don't get too excited around here
Scrupio - March 20, 2009
Seriously it's just spring training, everyone calm the fuck down
OlSalty - March 20, 2009
Pretty soon it's just going to say ST: Day Number 22 or something.
It’s like the Bataan Death March to Opening Day.
Kermit. - March 20, 2009
Spring Training: Day 22
The last of the food ran out three days ago and we are desperately short on water. Morale is low. We’ve maintained our sanity these past weeks by debating the proper way to pronounce “Jakubauskas” but it wasn’t long before that argument deteriorated into violence. We’ve already eaten the last of the dogs and have been reduced to boiling our shoe leather. Soon we will be left with an impossible choice: Starve to death, or commit the most unconscionable of desperate acts; to eat one of our own. Robert assures us that it would be pointless to eat him as there is no meat on his bones, to which we all agreed. But we must eat something soon or we will die….and I must say Taylor H looks rather tasty at the moment….
OlSalty - March 20, 2009
You can only play "Spell that Mariner" for so long.
msb - March 20, 2009
yes yes yes
JI - March 20, 2009
I am calling you hot butter because you are on a roll.
Aaron Campeau - March 20, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTUg7bUc8yk
JI - March 20, 2009
"We've maintained our sanity these past weeks"
“But it wasn’t long before that argument deteriorated into violence”. So, there’s been ongoing gladiatorial dueling. We dine on the losers.
Malcontent1 - March 20, 2009
Brilliant
Kermit. - March 20, 2009
Eeeeek
.Taylor - March 20, 2009
OMG TUGZ GONE!!!1
Corco - March 20, 2009
The rest of us need at least 75 words.
ThundaPC - March 20, 2009
There are 75 apathetic silences in that post
apathetic silence still counts for something.
Bearskin Rugburn - March 20, 2009
something = 2 words?
seattlecougar - March 20, 2009
The rest of us didn't start and don't actively administer a large and successful Mariner website
pdb - March 20, 2009
Yay double standards!
Graham MacAree - March 20, 2009
I would argue it's not a double standard.
JI - March 20, 2009
This probably came out wrong.
ThundaPC - March 20, 2009
'Open Game Thread' could easily become 'OGT'
Just imagine how much time could be saved by not going with those extra 11 characters and 2 spaces
Indigo_Satellite - March 20, 2009
The Cubs Padres game is WGN and Snelling starting
…for those of you who’d find that interesting.
JI - March 20, 2009
And have signed up for the audio.
msb - March 20, 2009
Are these gamethreads withot descriptive text the new Tuesdays With Sean Green?
Aaron Campeau - March 20, 2009
Tuesdays with Sean Green ended before the likes of you were able to run it into the ground
it’s never coming so stop asking
JI - March 20, 2009
It's not Tuesday.
seattlecougar - March 20, 2009
More like: Friday game thread with Erik Bedard
…
Kunkoh - March 20, 2009
Griffey is getting his work in.
ThundaPC - March 20, 2009
so am I but the media doesn't climb fences and trample small children to report on that
pdb - March 20, 2009
Geoff Baker thinks you're an office distraction.
BrianL - March 20, 2009
But Bob Finnigan loves me
pdb - March 20, 2009
Aardsma getting his Aards kicked...
ThundaPC - March 20, 2009
Why has he pitched 6IP?
EnglishMariner - March 20, 2009
No they just fixed it he's only pitched 1 and Vargas 5.
Slurvey - March 20, 2009
I had a good laugh over that one
He could have been our very own Daniel Cabrera
Bearskin Rugburn - March 20, 2009
Some Mariner just hit a home run.
But I didn’t catch the name.
ThundaPC - March 20, 2009
Probably won't make the roster anyway
Jeff Sullivan - March 20, 2009
I hate it when nomarks hit HR.
EnglishMariner - March 20, 2009
Only his third hit of the spring, and his first home run
Against the dread left handed pitching…
Malcontent1 - March 20, 2009
Closer problem solved
All hail Sean White
Malcontent1 - March 20, 2009
Michael. Garciaparra.
Future star.
marc w - March 20, 2009
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