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3/24: Open Game Thread

When teams have split-squad days in Spring Training they should elect captains to pick each side like in fourth grade kickball. I bet that'd be great for chemistry.

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Ichiro would use his mental signals to get picked for the better team.
I call ..............................

Felix.

Red rover red rover, send Lopez on over!
Who would get picked last?

It’s either Silva (the fat kid) or Washburn (the partially skilled ass that nobody likes).

Reegie Corona is still in camp
Yuniesky Betancourt is still in camp
Baseball players are stupid and left to their own choices

would pick a team that sucks.

Michael Young for instance

would pick Jeter to play SS!

It would have great chemistry though
I pick... milhouse.
Spring training is meaningless, SSS, etc., but holy crap Shelton is killing the ball.
Junior

Two doubles for Griff as well. Regardless of whether he should or shouldn’t have been signed, his bat seems to be coming around.

The game tonight is on FSN, right?
Looks like Messenger has pitched himself off the roster
Jimenez might be pitching himself off the roster too.

Anyone on here throw lefthanded?

Der Kommissar.
Yeah bitches
I hear that when you pitch with you left hand it feels like someone else is pitching for you.
You have to sit on it first
That's all well and good, but I ain't never wearing a damn glove on my right hand.

Can’t feel shit.

I've read that comment 100 times.. I finally get it
YES YOU'RE ON THE ROPES NOW GOBBLE

FINISH HIM, REEGIE!

NO YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!
CAN WE GIVE HIM BACK TO THE YANKEES IN PIECES?
Bases purely off the merits of his ST performance, it's going to be hilarious when Shelton doesn't make this team.
Did we ever get an explanation as to why Yuni wears #7?
I blame women.
That's always a good reason
He'll be #9 in two years

I can’t wait until he gets rejected trying to get #11 from the team

Clayton Kershaw is kinda good
I guess so. Looks like they've done nothing much.

oh, yay! Krueger!

Oh, Bill.

“there are a lot of guys who have similar equipment to Ryan”

BLOWERS! HEY, BLOWERS! BLOWERS!

SHUT UP

Miguel Batista can't go away fast enough
DFA! DFA!
He really doesn't do anything that Jesus Delgado can't do
What ever Batista can do Delgado can do better.
I wonder when we can expect Delgado's next mystery thriller
Kenny G slides the horn like Batista slides his ...slider

I would give up my firstborn* to have Andre Ethier on this team

*Or a delicious sandwich

I'd perfer Corey Hart so every time he'd come to bat they'd play Sunglasses at Night.
Um, didn't Ichiro bat lead-off all through the WBC?
Yes, I believe so.
So Bill's talking out his ass again.
He's in midseason form!
No, he hit third in their first game then went back to leadoff after that.
Damnit, Lopez

That wasn’t the incredible flawlessness that I was accustomed to watching in the WBC

Alright, Jeffie

Do something good

Wonder if Slaughter Roy got his big ol' mess of biled crawfish on Monday,,,
SGT. ROY SLAUGHTER CORCORAN STRIKES AGAIN!
ENDY!
Why, sonmeone like that might be valuable in RF....
Comeback complete.
Went from 4-6 to 9-6 in the 9th.
Who says we don't have a good offense?

Endy actually might be a better choice for leadoff. Put Ichiro in the 2-hole.

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