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3/28: Open Game Thread

Carlos Silva will be on TV!

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As they say, the camera adds

10 hits, 4 walks and 6 runs.

I was about right...
Good thing I got that widescreen

so I can see over half of Carlos Silva at once.

I love this picture

He looks so thin and malnourished

Dude, it’s ok to have a cheeseburger now and then.

I think that we already know what it would look like

The cognitive dissonance created by the combination of those words and an exclamation point is making my head hurt.

Damn you, Sullivan.

He might have been trying to be sarcastic
I would hope so.
PS - Totally joking, by the way
I don't blame him because exclamation points are fucking awesome.
When used in moderation.

At least within a single statement.

(GTE excluded, of course)

I can't think of a single other type of punctuation that portrays excitement better.
Interesting hypothesis.

“Honey, we’re having a baby!”
“Hurray?”

I think you may be onto something.

It's a shame I can rec this but once.
I want to add a zig zag in order to show confusion but there is a lot of red tape to go through first
Well that's a first
We have to wait

A whole other week before regular games. This is freakin’ killing me. :p

Yes Angie, you have enhanced my viewing experience in ways previously thought to be unobtainable.
Phyisoc and Hudler!!!
Oh, yay....
It seems like the entire MLB is cutting corners on ST broadcasts.
If only TV and radio broadcasts synced up.
DVR
You and your technology
I'm not paying the extra $120 a year either
Rex Hudler can't be for real.
Having lived in LA for five years

I assure you; Rex Hudler is very real.

It still doesn't make sense

Again, the line between Andy Kaufman-level comedic genius and mentally handicapped blur when Hudler’s involved.

ReI would say Huldler is on drugs but it is so flamingly obvious he would have been fired if he were.
I have it from an inside source at Angels PR

that Hudler is almost universally reviled around the employees of the team. However, he’s retained due to the fans similar level of love for him. Yet another feather in the douche cap for Angels fans.

He's a cross between a stoner, a tv evangelist , and an annoying radio announcer.
You left out flaming asshole

Who I want to kill.

Aand I think I'll watch this on mute.
Hmmm that looked like a strike...
I'm only going off this terrible angle from left-center field...
I was talking to my wife about that.

If there’s a runner on second, he blocks the camera’s view of the catcher when he takes a lead. Horrible.

And the first salvo in the Palmer-Balentien feud is fired
Apparently Griffey is on the team this season.
"Granted it's Spring Training but...."

No, just stop talking right there.

I would argue that even those words are unneeded.
Somehow I don't think that's how that conversation went
Endy Chavez is a good version of Juan Pierre.
Here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go

Who the hell writes these songs?

Who let the dogs out ooonst ooonst who let the dogs out
Sadly we do not get to see the Angels' commercials.
I'm sure I'll be sick of them before long.
Hudler

Runner thrown out at third = good!

Maybe he knows he's

on air in Seattle and is trying to look at things from a Mariners fan’s perspective. I bet that’s it.

nahh

hudler gets excited over anything

Yes, I miss the Mighty Willie Bloomquist already
Yeah, Woodward's not making the team
The Mighty Willie Bloomquist?

Wakamatsu needs a replacement for him? Chris Woodward is that guy?

Sweet Zombie Jesus this is painful.

"Angels"

That’s a tough password to crack

The Angels would welcome better competition from the rest of the AL West?
We're the LMU to their Gonzaga
REEEEEEEEEEEGIE wooo
Reeeegieeeee!

Hope we can keep this kid somehow

REE-GIE FUNK BLAST

I am not watching the game and my first instinct was that y'all were celebrating a Reggie Willits home run.
We actually would
I know.

I didn’t miss a beat until I saw the extra ‘e’.

It's good to know that Torii Hunter can identify where the Sun is
20 minutes ago Blowers is saying we need to keep Cedeno because he's a veteran and blah blah

One homerun later he’s waffling.

Blowers wants to cut Ronny Cedeno?
Nah, he was saying the difference maker if you had to choose is Cedeno has veteran experience and veteran presence
Cedeno is a veteran?
Isn't Blowers great?
Not really
If you mean dreamy, yes.
Grab your bottle openers!

It’s Corona time!

Corona is a terrible beer and nothing can ever change that no matter how hard some people might try to convince themselves of it.
I got some Bass, on sale.
When it's ice cold, it's not terrible...

But once it’s anywhere above “not quite frozen” temperature, yeah, it’s ass.

BS basehit.

Yea, take that.

Brad Adam "*I got the best seat in the house"

cut to him yukking it up with Kreuger

It is the best seat in the house to end Krueger's life.
The CF concourse is nearly as good for that

fewer tv cameras

Next to Zalumis???
Grrrrr.

I can’t STAND seeing that sacred number on the back of such a cow!

Cows are sacred in India.

Maybe moving to India would fix your problem?

Nice job, Silva.
Bad throw?

No, Carlos Silva is a piece of shit defender

HE'S MISTER HANKY THE CHRISTMAS POO!!!!!
It's not too many pitchers that could shut out the Dutch national team for seven innings
Silva falling behind the count on every hitter.
He's really only effective when he walks under 10 batters a season.
Don't != does not
Lovely condesending commentary.

Rex: “Yea, you Mariner fans might have your own nickname for Wakamatsu but we called him ‘Wak’.”

Wow.

Why didn’t we think of that before!

Wakamatsu is entirely to long to be pronounced by the human tongue.
I hear he's half Japanese....

…but you wouldn’t know it to look at him…

The first closer candidate Hudler can come up with?

Messenger!

Hudler has the worst fake conversations ever
This "here we go" song

Sounds like it was ripped from South Park

So let me get this straight

Not only do we have to wait an extra week for real baseball, you’re also going to make us listen to this god damn song for that entire week?

Why are you so cruel FSN

It better ONLY be for a week

Or I will burn something down….

Angie Mentink: "We're unappologetic homers."

Then why are we listening to Rex?

I've never thought that this was a good thing.

Sure, Niehaus gets more excited for the M’s doing something good, but he’ll call an opposing team’s homer “BELTED!” or get excited about a good diving catch by the other team. Homer announcers bug me.

^This.

The White Sox announcers in particular.

They are the worst.

They will trash talk when things are not going so well. And they always talk about the White Sox as being “the good guys”, which makes it impossible to listen to them.

This just can't be his real voice
i just turned this on, who are these announcers on FSN?
They're the Angels announcers
It's kind of a nice change
"Wait til you feel the love in this guy's heart"
I am so looking forward to having Silva start 1/5 of our games this year.
as if on cue

wooooooooooooo

I'm starting to think that Silva blows.
Woooo, Silva!

Keep eating buddy.

That was a hot shot, but it should hav been gloved.
Goodluck on a bad hop at your head.
He's a pro, he should have had that.

It’s not like they’re playing on a terrible field full of potholes or something.

probebly

Still does not change the fact that Carlos Silva blows and best belongs in either Long relief or in Tacoma.

Whoa calm down Hud

He’s kind of scary when he gets excited.

From Silva to Batista. Wow.
I can look forward to that this season?
out of the frying pan...
And into the huge pool of lava you were holding the frying pan over.
I fucking hate Bill Bavasi for making me watch Silva, Washburn AND Batista.
I'm right there with you, buddy.

I’m so glad he’s gone, you have no idea.

As an Angels fan

I can sympathize with this feeling.

Hope this means we will be dominating the AL West 5-7 years from now.
$31 Million this year.
Do you think Bavasi feels any shame?
I doubt he's smart enough.
He's not a dumb guy.

He just did what he thought was right at the time and it didn’t work out. I remember him saying at one of the ussm/ll events that signing pitchers scared the hell out of him.

Now we know why.

Who's broadcast is the FSN feed today?
Ridiculous Angels guys.
I just got home and turned it on-- expecting Dave, as Rizzs was on the radio side ...

imagine my surprise.

and ooh, Silva AND Batista.

It's what, 112 to 5?
Have the Angels broadcasters noticed there is a new manager? new GM?

pretty big overhaul?

That would involve recognizing the relevance of the world outside of Orange County
Bruce Hinse is coaching third today?
Whatever they pay Phyisioc, it's not enough
Godammit Messenger don't blow this

WE NEED YOU

We are getting power raped right now.

Yeah, we have 9, but hot damn.

Part of it just a tiny zone today.

Even Fuentes and Shields were having trouble with it.

The other part of it is that Carlos Silva, Miguel Batista, and Randy Messenger have all pitched in this game
That definitely hasn't helped you guys.
I was planning on being happy about today

…but I’m not allowed to have nice things.

Football score ahoy!
Wily Mo Pena released by the Nats.

Take one home today! Just two easy payments of one million dollars.

But, wait! there's Mo!
I wonder how Red would feel if our roster featured both Wily Mo Pena AND Adrian Beltre.
I thought Wily Mo Pena was already on our team.
Black people do not share a collective consciousness retard.
Then who was stumbling around center field the second half of last year?
Hey Guys

My cousin Randy Messenger was supposed to get some time in today. Can anyone tell me how he did.

Sorry didn’t have time to read through the thread, I’m baking cookies for Nana

he definitely pitched a baseball to batters
Nevermind, it's okay, thanks though
Your cousin is Randy Messenger?

God where is acblue when you need him?

Hanging out with Mars Volta last I heard.
If this is true then I send my condolences.
Deloused made me think they had so much potential...

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