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3/29: Open Game Thread

It would be funny to me if Ichiro spent the game shouting smalltalk at Jarrod Washburn from right field.

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Oh sweet

after all this morning’s news I needed a laugh and look – Griffey’s playing left behind a flyball lefty. This should be good for a chuckle.

Hi Jarrod, what's up pal! The WBC was awesome! How's the family?

They fixed the loophole I was using to get into Gameday

Anybody have a link?

After today's news I have lost all hope.

And great – WASHBURN day.

Washburn is in midseason form!
Washburn sucking deep.
Washburn is just a low minors guy, right?

Oh wait, he’s our #3 starter. Ef me running

Someone needs to make a TV show...

…called Kenji and the Bus.

I couldn't get more depressed

I hate 40% of our starting rotation. Awesome.

Felix has flumped, Bedard is broken, Washburn fucks children, Silva is fat and RRS is Australian.

Did I miss anything? BURN THE TREE.

Well...

Not worried about Felix. Not really worried about Bedard. Agreed on Wash and Silva being useless. But I’m concerned that RRS is off about 3-4 mph from last year. perhaps he’s just building up his strength. Hopefully…

Has it really been down?

Hes always been around 87 when starting.

That's what I thought.

Out of the bullpen he was closer to 90-91, but starting he’s closer to 87-88.

So are you saying I don't need to worry?

Because the last couple starts worried me. I’d like to have one less thing to want to drink hemlock over.

I don't panic until Jeff/Matthew/Graham tell me to panic.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE EATEN BY GOBLINS
I'd better strike you off that list until your sanity returns...
I wasn't joking, they're fucking terrifying

TEIR FACES ARE ALL MADE OF FANGS

Have you been chugging the Nyquil again?
THE TEETH THAT SHRED FLESH
Now isn't the time to panic.
Morrow is the closer, Clement is a bust, Johjima is rich bitch, and Beltre will be traded.
And this year's draft goes 1 deep...
God, the truth hurts.
Junior is starting to rake it

He’s been on everything lately.

Well I do like Chris Burke, so that's good news
Precursor to a Yuni trade, perhaps?

I’d be down with that.

Yuni for a large donner kebab?
That would make this day substantially better
OH YEAH

C’MON MARINERS, CONTINUE TO GIVE ME REASONS NOT TO WATCH YOU NEXT SEASON BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO CARE ABOUT

JUST FUCK OFF WASHBURN, FUCK OFF.
THIS IS HUMILATING OUR STARTING ROTATION IS IN PIECES AND MORROW IS FUCKED.
FUCKING BEDARD FOR TEACHING THE LITTLE CUNT THE EASY WAY OUT
When you factor in a mid-season firesale...

I’m calling it now – 67 wins this year. And next year’s draft sucks ass. Awesome.

Morrow with low blood sugar >>>>> Jarrod Washburn at the peak of health
Morrow is obviously to foolish to be a starter

We would have more than willing to give him tiny injections through out the game to keep him starting. If a man can’t recognize help then I want him no where near my team.

Low blood sugar + more injections = coMorrowtose

I guess he and Mark Lowe want to be diabetes buddies AND bullpen buddies.

I'd like to give Washubrn tiny injections of the most potent horse testosterone money can buy
Wasburn can't even get in his work

If they keep hitting everything.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

Y'know how we can come back from this deficit?

Bunting and productive outs

Looks like bunting and productive outs worked after all
SOMEONE GET MORROW A BAG OF SUGAR IN RETURN FOR HIM RETURNING TO THE ROTATION.
I CAN'T EVEN TYPE SOMETHING ON HERE WITHOUT US FUCKING THINGS UP SOME MORE.
Waiting for the post game interview when Washburn throws Kenji under the bus.
Maybe it really is time for me to become a Rockies fan
they suck too
Yeah but it's a suck I'm not used to
the grass is always greener

nice response :)

Every time I ALT + TAB

to mlb.tv we’re down by more.

What the hell is wrong with Washburn's fastball?

I know it’s never been that good, but 85 MPH?

Fukkin piece of junk

You totally suck Washburn. You aren’t even decent. You are wrong when you say “I didn’t suck.” Because you do. You suck like Silva.

Fastball last year averaged 87.6 MPH
The important thing about Morrow becoming a reliever is that we get to make puns about how we get to see Morrow ToMorrow.
We would have had those with him as a starter.

Holy shit Len Elmore is like 7 feet taller than Tom Izzo.

We're less likely to know when he's coming in as the closer
Seriously hes thrown 30 pitches.
yup alt tabbing again

I can stop if you want?

WHO WANTS SOME KOOL-AID I MADE A TOTALLY DELICIOUS BATCH
ME!

Anything good on the FG front?

I can hardly stand to read anything besides the posts themselves, so I wouldn't know.
For me there is nothing to talk about until the draft is over.
I almost bought a Hass jersey because NFL shop was running a special on all jerseys

But then I realized that I would likely be able to get it at a much bigger discount in a month :(

If we draft a quarterback, he won't play for at least a season.
I don't need to cry at the last seahawks game two years in a row.
ME ME ME
You bring your jugs, I'll bring the NACN Fruity Punch!
The clay ones... damnit.
These aren't even pussy hits

Everything is a line drive or deep flyball

The M's on the other hand...

Are getting some pussy hits (as well as some rips). But lots of grounders finding holes

what a bunch of

Kuntz the Royals are..

Now would be a great time for Garret Olson to flip the fuck out in AAA
Now would be a great time for somebody to figure out a cure for diabetes
Islet of Langerhans transplants for Type 1.
Positive out of this suckitude

they can’t blame it on Clement’s catching.

At least the offense will be better.
speaking of which, how the fuck many diabetics do the Mariners have on the roster?
Two.
But Bedard is a candyass, if that factors in.
Besides, why can't they just do what I do before softball games and just take less insulin?

That’s what I do, and if it’s still high after the game, I just take more; if I crash midway through, I just chug a regular Coke. He could just bullshit a hand injury or something while he’s waiting for the coke to kick in.

Shit, I can give Brandon my endocrinologist; I assume his MLB insurance could cover it.

Fuck yeah look at all these infield hits

A new motherfucking day, a new motherfucking way, bitches.

The first couple made the outfield
Kenji's was smoked but Butler managed to get a glove on it.
You mean Gordon.
Whoever the fuck is at third.
That was hammered

Sweeney starting to rake lately too. Our ancient dudes are hitting well.

Guys that Jack Z signed: Raking

Guys that BaldFuck drafted: Suck

And there Raking on the cheap.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What's that litlte forest elves?

you want to be my friends? well that’s good. I need friends. I thought the Mairners werte my friends mut it turns out they make shitty friends because they bring me urp and then hur, me down into the darkest pits of hell and just when all HOPE is lost they drop a rope ladder and then we slowly climp up! to happiness and then just as we reached where we FUCKING WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE it’s hey we’re cutting the rope now HAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUNNY. FUCK

See this is why I told you to never trust the little fucker
More of this please I need it.
I like how fast and sudden their betrayal was
THEYT WERE TRYING TRO DO THIS ALL ALONG

I MUST HAVE FLAMED ZDURIENCIK AND NOW HE WANTS ME TO KILL MYSLEF OH GOD I’M SO SORRY

This meltdown is frightening :(
Daddy tells the truth when he's drunk :(
IT WAS INEVITABLE!
At least they had the courtesy to do it all in one morning
What do 4 singles in a row mean?

A Motha Fuckin Run!

What are the odds Niehaus dies from alcohol poisoning by the end of the season?
GET OUT THE GIN AND WHISKEY, GRANDMA, IT'S TIME TO GET SHITFACED
Nicely done...
Pussy hitting them to death!

Angel style!

Needs more 1st-to-3rd
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING RAFAEL SORIANO TRADE

FUCK

I blame

Carlos Guillen for Ramon Santiago, that was the beginning.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE LIKEABLE YOU DOMINICAN TWATBAG
This is the darkest day of my Mariner fandom thus far.
DIE GRIENKE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
look at espn.com

Some AL GM told Gammons that Greinke is going to win the CY

Hey I think Grienke is awesome

I also think he drilled King Awesome for his previous wild swing and then laughing about it.

Yay tie game.
MOTHERFUCKER!

I THROW A BAG OF RAZORS AT YOU, GREINKE!

Okay, that was hit reasonably well sorta
The one that hit the 410 wall

That was just sorta hit? Um…

Was going for sarcasm
Reply fail by me then. Apologies
Wow that was some power from Sweeney.

Also, wtf?!

Hahaha

This is fun

I just realized Branyan looks like a giant version of Jeremy Reed.
Well this is kind of fun.
Washburn can't blame run support in this game.
He'll blame something

Although he has thrown bettter than Silva yesterday. That’s something right? Oh yah right.

He can blame his declining marginal talent and the presence of non-white people on the team
Lopez pulling the shit out of the ball.
Thank God Jeff Pentland and Mike Hargrove aren't around to ruin his swing anymore.
I know.

Lopez new hitting style – If its outside leave it. Everywhere else hit it hard.

Yeah no kidding

When LH batters are totally pull happy, no one cares. But for righties they try changing their swings.

I wish Lopez used the whole field, but he can do damage as a pull happy little man. So whatever, go with it.

GTE means that

20 mins ago we were the worst team ever, now, it’s all about the WS baby.

I WANT TO KILL |HOBOS WITH A PLASTIC FORK
I WENT OUT AND BAGGED ME A FEW TRUST ME TRY SPORK THE EXTRA UTILITY IS NOTICEABLE
EXCELLENT ADVICE
I feel like I'm reading the chatroom musings of JIM THOME
Jose Lopez

A small beacon of hope in a dense fog of despair that will no doubt lose its light in a few weeks.

Its really not that bad.
Okay, is pitching just shit in general,

or is our pitching shit while our offense is a motherfucking bullet train?

The commercial reminds me I need to goto to lowes.
No corcobaiting, Dave.
Oh can we box Niehaus?
Do we really have to watch Washburn all season?
We can always hope for a midseason trade.
Nope, just two innings every fifth day.
More Washburn than Clement and Morrow isn't that fun?

Hahahahah yes

Oh god, Morrow. Don't even get me started on Morrow.

What a clusterfuck this team is.

COMBINED!

HILARIOUS!

So, this MLB Network game isn't live?

Either that, or Washburn sucked so bad the Mariners called “re-do”.

Hey look a Washburn throwing error number 541.
Holy crap

He almost threw one away at third too. I blame Kenji.

I thought we called a Washburn throwing error something else

A fastball.

Washburn now trying to tear Beltre's ACL
Why not put a few more players on the bus?
The day Washburn gets trade or released, he is going to do donuts on the Safeco infield in a bus.
Did that inning just take 45 minutes?

It felt like it.

I fucking hate Washburn.

I just realized that I have not watched the Mariners one bit so far this year.

The closest I’ve come was watching the WBC final and one Venezuelan game.

Maybe I’ll continue this streak through the spring and summer…

Six months and four days until hockey season!!

I was all set to buy mlb.tv but I'm not sure I'm paying to watch Silva and Washburn all the time.
One step ahead of you!

http://www.everyjoe.com/hockeybeat/jason-spezza-to-leave-ottawa-senators/

Fuck you and your fucking bandwagon jumping you fucking piece of garbage

I hope Luongo spears himself on a goal post and the Sedin twins are so distraught that they give up hockey to become poetry slam organizers.

I will buy the Canucks just to trade them to different teams
NO BODY FUCKING CALLS ME A BANDWAGON ASS BANQUET RUB YOUR DICK IN A SNAPPAPERED FALAVORED TOAST DICKTIDDLEWADDER
You don't even like hockey
Other than 12 Canadians

No one likes hockey

DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE
Is liking hockey a pre-req?
Not talking about disliking hockey is
I was trying to be funny

 I suppose hockey is “going there” whereas others hoping Morrow dies from diabetes is just good fun. I’ll try being more PC

Things that piss mods off: Not ok

Most other things: Ok!

You’ll work it out

FUCK YOU I LIKE HOCKEY
YOU COULDN'T STICK AROUND THROUGH THE PAIN

YOU DESERVE YOUR UPCOMING FIRST ROUND PLAYOFF LOSS

I COULDNT STICK THROUGHT THE PAIN CAUSE I GREW UP WITH THE FUCKING CANUCKS AND THE SENAPOORS PLAY ON THE FUCKING EASTERN TIME BOARD
Hello

Everyone!!

Ready for the Season.

I am ready to write this fucking season off and kill myself in no particular order
How the hell are we winning this game?
Like a .800 BABIP on groundballs or something like that
I was so confused by this comment.

Just realized the MLB Network is showing the game on a delay. 7-0 Royals. Odd.

I don't like Yuni. :(
That'll help Yuni's trade value
We got Chris Burke eh?

Well that’s a nice piece of who-the-fuck cares.

Ugh

Dave and Blowers explaining why Morrow isn’t going to be a starter, and yeah any hope of him being a starter seems gone.

Fuck you diabetes.

Is gone, Matt

Is gone.

PS: Have you heard that HEY FUCK US IN THE HEAD WITHG A SCREWDRIVER?

Typo

my grammar isn’t that bad.

Whoops

just realized the game is tape delayed on MLB Network.

It's not the diabetes.

Or if it is, Morrow has some serious problems. There are other guys who start with diabetes, guys who play professional basketball with it…

i hope he dies of diabetes
Would we get a compensation pick for that?
Third rounder

but only in the Rule 7 draft

I think you mean rule VII
Wow

Just Wow

He probably will.
That cheers me up immensely
Honestly

they said he felt the following:

1. low blood sugar for his next couple of starts after the 1 hit shut out
2. more comfortable in the pen.
3. enjoyed being the man when Putz was out.

Well,

1. Learn to manage your blood sugar. Lot’s of people do it.
2. Grow a pair
3. Go fuck yourself

HE IS, FROM NOW ON, A TOTAL WOMAN.

Brandon Morrow has bigger woman-parts than Erik Bedard.

Blowers reminds me of the color guy in Major League

They try setting him up and he fails to pay off. Almost constantly. It never fails.

After yesterday's broadcast

I am thankful we have Blowers.

Good point

Silence and long pauses beats Rex Hudler’s stupidity

ALL IN FAVOR OF STARTING AN LL DONATION POOL

TO PAY FOR BRANDON MORROW’S ISLET CELL REPLACEMENT THERAPY?

Toture seems easier and more satisfying
Strasburg is the cure.
Yes let's go back in time and start batsita is three straight games
A terrorist attack in Washington could also help.
No need to go that far

We can simply hold Ted Lerner’s daughter as ransom, only giving her back the day after the draft.

Washburn volunteers
WE SHOULD HAVE STARTED MORROW INSTEAD!!

That way he would have gotten more used to starting and the sweet sweet allure of relieving would have been further cleaned out of his system like Syphillis

BRILLIANT

LETS Tuskegee A CITY TO CURE

Billy Beane told the A's

to throw those 3 games. He knew what would happen.

I like how we pretend that this is going to happen

It’s like some kind of defensive mechanism against the pessimism

STRASBURG IS MY BABY

YOU DIDN’T SEE FEDERAL FUCKING BASEBALL MASTURBATING TO HIM LAST MAY DID YOU? NO

I smell a sequel to "The Fan" coming.
It's going to be awful when both the Nationals and the Mariners pass on him.
I will stab
I will only experience about 30 second of it so hey it's cool
I will miss you.
I won't
Nobody fucking asked you you bastard's bastard's bastard's bastard's bastard
I shall miss Graham the most
I think you mean

Couldn't find it
That's what she said!
Endy Chavez would have gotten to that.
but Ibanez wouldn't

I don’t know how that helps.

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

TOGETHER WE CAN WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

who are they singing about?
The Mariners; hopes.
Good times are comming round again, just like last year!

Doesn’t it fill you with hope?

Did someone at FSN go to the Puyallup Fair and "discover" the band that sings that song?
I like how they imply us fans are going to help this team win

C’MON BUY THOSE TICKETS. BUY BUY BUY. LOOK KEN IS BACK. HE LEAVES IF YOU DON’T BUY TICKETS!

29/3/2009

The Day The Mariners Died.

Is this a threat?!
Youtube video incoming - news at ten.
11 months ago:
Johjima, who was eligible for free agency at the end of this season, is now signed through 2011. Per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed.

“As an organization, we view quality Major League catching as a scarce commodity,” Bavasi said. “This extension allows us to feel very comfortable with our catching depth for the foreseeable future.”

FUCK THIS WEBSITE

If he was hitting like he normally does we'd all have been absolutely fine with the extension

Right? Right? Fuck.

I wish

even then it would have been questionable…

Oh wait, you knew that.

Yes, Bill.

It’s fine that Clement is blocked right now because Edgar Martinez was blocked and had to toil in AAA. That worked out really well.

Nice, Sweeney

Way to use your veteran experience.

Way to go Bloomie!

Show that grit.

(needs more eyeblack)

Oh look another game where we give up 10+ runs

This is the worst day ever

SPRING TRAINING STATS DON'T MATTER

UNLESS YOU ARE JEFF CLEMENT

what you said
that really pissed me off

how Blowers kept saying well it’s ok for the veterans, but guys like Jeff need to show something.

It’s called KILLIN’ IT IN TACOMA

HIS CERA

MOST ATROCIOUS

WHY MY BEAUTIFL JEFFIE WHY
It's only spring training

It doesn’t matter

And to cap off this shitstorm of a day

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO TO OBLIVION

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO KILLMYSLEF

Go listen to a bunch of Saves the Day. That'll do it.
If that were true I would have been dead for the last 5 years.
HERE LIES YOUR FUNERAL

I WILL sing the requim i’d offer you my hand it’d hurt too much to watch you die ie ie

Is that right?

How about...
Everyone you know will someday die.

We all have to say goodbye.
Let go of the love we share,
Take one last look into my eyes…

Climb into the hearse,
To watch the ocean burn.
Nothing left but dust…
One too many

It’s a refrain of four

Can't wait until Beltre fractures his ankle in the eighth.
At least Washburn has settled down after he gave up those 7 runs!

You take away those 7 runs, and Washburn’s pitched pretty well!

The only God that exists is the God that makes your life miserable.

If something good happens, its just you reaping the benefits of God punishing somebody else.

It's been a while

We must be some sick sadistic bastards
How the Hell has wash made it through six?
Apathy
Wait there's a baseball game?
Featuring YOUR Seattle Mariners!
Morrow and Clement for Jay Bruce!
You'd have to convince Dusty Baker to take the nails out of Bruce's hands and feet
It is happening again.....

It is happening again

We are all in an abusive relationships with the Mariners

Does anyone remember The Burning Bed?

HAHA I WAS THE FIRST PERSOPN TO COMPARE US TO A ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP

NOW ITS LIKE THE TIME WE CAME HOME TIPSY AND THE MR HAS GOOD OLE GIL THE FRYING PAN TO MEET UP WITH US.

Sasaki already tried the "I fell down the stairs" excuse though...
Who's the likeliest candidate to put his hand through a window now?

Like Ayala did?

I HATE IT WHEN HE USES THE FRYING PAN

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS PREHEATED

IT SEARS IN THE FLAVOR!
YES, YES IT DOES
Are the Mariners more like OJ or Chris Brown?

All that is left is naming Batista closer over Morrow, and that would amount to having my head cut off.

Lorena Bobbitt
Hey Chris Burke is already in a game.
he had to move

20 feet

DEAR MR STEALER FAN

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING IN MY STORE. WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND OFFER I WOULD IN FACT NOT LIKE TO SWITCH OVER TO “STEALER NATION” I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME YOUR SUPER BOWL CHAMPION HAT. THAT WAS NEAT AS WELL AS THAT INTERESTING TIDBIT THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE SIX OF THEM WHILE I HAVE NONE. ALL IN ALL I FOUND OUR CONVERSATION TO BE MOST FANTASTIC AND LOOK FORWARD TO CONTIUNUEING IT AT A LATER DATE.

BEST REGARDS, ROBERT

Strangle him with several feet of any of the cable lying around
Oh good,

I’m all caught up now.

Tony Pena Jr.?

Seriously? You allowed a homerun to Tony frackin’ Pena Jr.? Really?

Not watching.

Please tell me this didn’t happen.

Pena looks like an elf.

It was a bomb, too
I told you to say it didn't happen.
Wakamatsu looked pretty disgusted after it happened
I was almost sure, but looked it up anyways...

Tony Pena has 4 home runs in his MLB career.

ugh, you guys are reminding me of this

Typical Red Sox smoke and mirrors “see, we fooled you” bullshit. They really treat fans like they are children.

When they shred up the shoulder of Papelbon, one of the best young arms in the game, because Theo wouldn’t trade Hansen, Delcarmen and the other wonder prospects for a legit closer maybe they’ll learn that trading a couple of emerging prospects isn’t such a terrible idea.

Papelbon deserves to be in the rotation. The guy has lights out stuff and it’s better for his shoulder (which has already had him shut down in his first season) to have the rest.

And don’t give me the Sox are going to trade for a closer at the break and put Papelbon back in the rotation. If his numbers are even close to last seasons all of Red Sox nation would castrate Theo if he replaced Paps with Linebrink or Lidge.

Posted by: Dicky LaRue | March 22, 2007 at 01:33 PM

This is completely different because a 61-101 team DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING CLOSER DIPSHIT
Take soria off the royals and their like a 45 win team.
Please talk out of your ass some more
It's called hyperbole :<

Why are you here?
Well

(6:21:47 PM) R.J. Anderson: he’s going to make you sad then you’re going to reply “:< ”
(6:22:16 PM) R.J. Anderson: do you think he’s actually drunk or just faking?

I'd bet on paint huffing
nah he'd be unconscious

I’m guessing its morphine

WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF IS RESPONSIBLE FOR JEFFIE BEING SENT DOWN TODAY.
So that's like a 30 WAR or something?

Or did I forget to carry the twelve?

How in hell did you get a twelve?
Washburn is going to go on a tirade about not getting the W.
Its all Kenji's fault
You can't spell Washburn without FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN BEARDED MIDWESTERN SUCKHAMMER
He wouldn't dare.

He couldn’t dare.

Sad

but your probably aren’t that far off.

Since it's spring training

Look for him to tell us how wonderful he felt out on the mound.

He was working on his cutter.
He's dating a cutter
Greinke?
Dontrelle Willis, apparently.
I wish his date were better at it
I was hoping it would rub off
I sort of wish this comment had been under the Cardinals photo.
He's got a pretty good feel for it
Like this?

Good heavens.
For the record, I believe that was a palmball
Well, on the bright side, we can draft a bat this year, and pick up Strasburg with the number 1 pick next season after he refuses to sign with Washington
Word on the street is he wants to sign with the Padres next year
Seriously?
He said he won't sign with Seattle or Washington. He'll only sign with the Padres. Bud Black and all that.
I never saw that

Although that’s what I’d do if I were him, but everyone is acting like he’s already a Nat. Where’d you hear or read that Strasburg said that?

It's not for real

There was some guy trolling last year posting that everywhere

Considering he grew up a Padres fan and his favorite pitcher is Jake Peavy, yeah, he's serious.
Considering I plan to marry Eliza Dushku in 2010

Things are starting to look up for me

Joy.... Another KC homer
Oh, and that Major League Baseball 2k9 game;

the Wii version has graphics that literally wouldn’t be out of place in All Star Baseball 2001.

Stay away.

I plan on buying s playstation in the next few months

Just because how much 2k9 appears to suck on other platforms

2K9 is awful.
Wise choice.
7 unanswered runs

10 unanswered runs

9 unanswered runs

Good gravy, Wlad

Try not sucking a defense, please

M's look ready for the regular season.
I've lost track of how many people that aren't trying.
I can't take this anymore.
Judging by this Spring Training we are in fact the Texas Rangers
With three closers instead of Feliz, Smoake, and Andrus

Aaagh.

The Texas Rangers don't suck at baseball.
You mean Diet Rangers?

All the mess with less offense.

Throwback!

That is exactly how my face feels right now.
and Kenji manages to make me smile

if only for a minute

I am sure the M's will find a way to wipe that smile away
Big breaking news from the M's front office:

Ichiro has been traded to the Dodgers for Juan Pierre, Jose Lopez has a broken fibula and Felix Hernandez has been shot in the face. Have a nice day

fuck you dont joke about that
My sources are giving me conflicting reports

I have a solid source that says Felix has not been shot in the face, but instead is following Morrow to the bullpen in order to compete for the closer job.

Suspect Graham MacAree has been detained as the alleged shooter.
And Edgar Martinez beats children
Well that's just not believable
Kenji hurts this team by hitting solo homeruns.
Yep, he's a selfish player!
Selfish:Japanese::gritty:______
Swedish meatballs
I would actually argue that Kenji hurt this team more by blocking Clement
Agree to disagree
When in Rome...
When on LL?

FWIW I was kidding anyway

I thought we were doing Anchorman quotes.
Oops

I thought you were pressuring me into agreeing with you

Nice Defense

Gald to know that are starters are not doing all these.

I must say LL is better when everyone is pissed off
Incoherent yelling is always more entertaining than incoherent talking
Good news then.
This is a silly game
Shawn Kelley!

Is this excitement I’m feeling?

What a joke!

WBC is why Silva is still struggling???
Did he really just way that?

Lost 2 games while scoring 21 runs.

A new way.

Hey, the game is on again, it's the 6th.

RELIVE THE MAGIC!!!

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