Not worried about Felix. Not really worried about Bedard. Agreed on Wash and Silva being useless. But I’m concerned that RRS is off about 3-4 mph from last year. perhaps he’s just building up his strength. Hopefully…
We would have more than willing to give him tiny injections through out the game to keep him starting. If a man can’t recognize help then I want him no where near my team.
Besides, why can't they just do what I do before softball games and just take less insulin?
That’s what I do, and if it’s still high after the game, I just take more; if I crash midway through, I just chug a regular Coke. He could just bullshit a hand injury or something while he’s waiting for the coke to kick in.
Shit, I can give Brandon my endocrinologist; I assume his MLB insurance could cover it.
you want to be my friends? well that’s good. I need friends. I thought the Mairners werte my friends mut it turns out they make shitty friends because they bring me urp and then hur, me down into the darkest pits of hell and just when all HOPE is lost they drop a rope ladder and then we slowly climp up! to happiness and then just as we reached where we FUCKING WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE it’s hey we’re cutting the rope now HAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUNNY. FUCK
That way he would have gotten more used to starting and the sweet sweet allure of relieving would have been further cleaned out of his system like Syphillis
Johjima, who was eligible for free agency at the end of this season, is now signed through 2011. Per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed.
“As an organization, we view quality Major League catching as a scarce commodity,” Bavasi said. “This extension allows us to feel very comfortable with our catching depth for the foreseeable future.”
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING IN MY STORE. WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND OFFER I WOULD IN FACT NOT LIKE TO SWITCH OVER TO “STEALER NATION” I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME YOUR SUPER BOWL CHAMPION HAT. THAT WAS NEAT AS WELL AS THAT INTERESTING TIDBIT THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE SIX OF THEM WHILE I HAVE NONE. ALL IN ALL I FOUND OUR CONVERSATION TO BE MOST FANTASTIC AND LOOK FORWARD TO CONTIUNUEING IT AT A LATER DATE.
Typical Red Sox smoke and mirrors “see, we fooled you” bullshit. They really treat fans like they are children.
When they shred up the shoulder of Papelbon, one of the best young arms in the game, because Theo wouldn’t trade Hansen, Delcarmen and the other wonder prospects for a legit closer maybe they’ll learn that trading a couple of emerging prospects isn’t such a terrible idea.
Papelbon deserves to be in the rotation. The guy has lights out stuff and it’s better for his shoulder (which has already had him shut down in his first season) to have the rest.
And don’t give me the Sox are going to trade for a closer at the break and put Papelbon back in the rotation. If his numbers are even close to last seasons all of Red Sox nation would castrate Theo if he replaced Paps with Linebrink or Lidge.
Posted by: Dicky LaRue | March 22, 2007 at 01:33 PM
(6:21:47 PM) R.J. Anderson: he’s going to make you sad then you’re going to reply “:< ”
(6:22:16 PM) R.J. Anderson: do you think he’s actually drunk or just faking?
Well, on the bright side, we can draft a bat this year, and pick up Strasburg with the number 1 pick next season after he refuses to sign with Washington
I have a solid source that says Felix has not been shot in the face, but instead is following Morrow to the bullpen in order to compete for the closer job.
Oh sweet
after all this morning’s news I needed a laugh and look – Griffey’s playing left behind a flyball lefty. This should be good for a chuckle.
Bearskin Rugburn - March 29, 2009
Hi Jarrod, what's up pal! The WBC was awesome! How's the family?
lemonverbena - March 29, 2009
They fixed the loophole I was using to get into Gameday
Anybody have a link?
Malcontent1 - March 29, 2009
After today's news I have lost all hope.
And great – WASHBURN day.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Washburn is in midseason form!
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Washburn sucking deep.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Washburn is just a low minors guy, right?
Oh wait, he’s our #3 starter. Ef me running
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Someone needs to make a TV show...
…called Kenji and the Bus.
section331 - March 29, 2009
I couldn't get more depressed
I hate 40% of our starting rotation. Awesome.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Felix has flumped, Bedard is broken, Washburn fucks children, Silva is fat and RRS is Australian.
Did I miss anything? BURN THE TREE.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
<3
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Well...
Not worried about Felix. Not really worried about Bedard. Agreed on Wash and Silva being useless. But I’m concerned that RRS is off about 3-4 mph from last year. perhaps he’s just building up his strength. Hopefully…
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Has it really been down?
Hes always been around 87 when starting.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
That's what I thought.
Out of the bullpen he was closer to 90-91, but starting he’s closer to 87-88.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
So are you saying I don't need to worry?
Because the last couple starts worried me. I’d like to have one less thing to want to drink hemlock over.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
I don't panic until Jeff/Matthew/Graham tell me to panic.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE EATEN BY GOBLINS
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I'd better strike you off that list until your sanity returns...
BrianL - March 29, 2009
I wasn't joking, they're fucking terrifying
TEIR FACES ARE ALL MADE OF FANGS
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Have you been chugging the Nyquil again?
BrianL - March 29, 2009
THE TEETH THAT SHRED FLESH
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Now isn't the time to panic.
Matthew - March 29, 2009
NOW
NOW IT IS TIME TO PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew - March 29, 2009
`
BrianL - March 29, 2009
We are so doomed.
Matthew - March 29, 2009
,
Robert - March 29, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - March 29, 2009
Morrow is the closer, Clement is a bust, Johjima is rich bitch, and Beltre will be traded.
lemonverbena - March 29, 2009
And this year's draft goes 1 deep...
gustafm - March 29, 2009
God, the truth hurts.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Junior is starting to rake it
He’s been on everything lately.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Well I do like Chris Burke, so that's good news
Corco - March 29, 2009
Precursor to a Yuni trade, perhaps?
I’d be down with that.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Yuni for a large donner kebab?
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
That would make this day substantially better
Corco - March 29, 2009
OH YEAH
C’MON MARINERS, CONTINUE TO GIVE ME REASONS NOT TO WATCH YOU NEXT SEASON BECAUSE I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO CARE ABOUT
JLC - March 29, 2009
JUST FUCK OFF WASHBURN, FUCK OFF.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
I hate him :(
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
THIS IS HUMILATING OUR STARTING ROTATION IS IN PIECES AND MORROW IS FUCKED.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
FUCKING BEDARD FOR TEACHING THE LITTLE CUNT THE EASY WAY OUT
Robert - March 29, 2009
When you factor in a mid-season firesale...
I’m calling it now – 67 wins this year. And next year’s draft sucks ass. Awesome.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Morrow with low blood sugar >>>>> Jarrod Washburn at the peak of health
JLC - March 29, 2009
Morrow is obviously to foolish to be a starter
We would have more than willing to give him tiny injections through out the game to keep him starting. If a man can’t recognize help then I want him no where near my team.
Robert - March 29, 2009
Low blood sugar + more injections = coMorrowtose
I guess he and Mark Lowe want to be diabetes buddies AND bullpen buddies.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
I'd like to give Washubrn tiny injections of the most potent horse testosterone money can buy
JLC - March 29, 2009
Wasburn can't even get in his work
If they keep hitting everything.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Y'know how we can come back from this deficit?
Bunting and productive outs
JLC - March 29, 2009
Looks like bunting and productive outs worked after all
Malcontent1 - March 29, 2009
SOMEONE GET MORROW A BAG OF SUGAR IN RETURN FOR HIM RETURNING TO THE ROTATION.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
I CAN'T EVEN TYPE SOMETHING ON HERE WITHOUT US FUCKING THINGS UP SOME MORE.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Waiting for the post game interview when Washburn throws Kenji under the bus.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Maybe it really is time for me to become a Rockies fan
Corco - March 29, 2009
they suck too
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Yeah but it's a suck I'm not used to
Corco - March 29, 2009
the grass is always greener
nice response :)
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Every time I ALT + TAB
to mlb.tv we’re down by more.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
What the hell is wrong with Washburn's fastball?
I know it’s never been that good, but 85 MPH?
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Fukkin piece of junk
You totally suck Washburn. You aren’t even decent. You are wrong when you say “I didn’t suck.” Because you do. You suck like Silva.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Fastball last year averaged 87.6 MPH
JLC - March 29, 2009
The important thing about Morrow becoming a reliever is that we get to make puns about how we get to see Morrow ToMorrow.
Robert - March 29, 2009
We would have had those with him as a starter.
Holy shit Len Elmore is like 7 feet taller than Tom Izzo.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
We're less likely to know when he's coming in as the closer
CKel - March 29, 2009
Seriously hes thrown 30 pitches.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
This is a joke.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
yup alt tabbing again
I can stop if you want?
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
WHO WANTS SOME KOOL-AID I MADE A TOTALLY DELICIOUS BATCH
abender20 - March 29, 2009
ME!
Anything good on the FG front?
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
I can hardly stand to read anything besides the posts themselves, so I wouldn't know.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
For me there is nothing to talk about until the draft is over.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
I almost bought a Hass jersey because NFL shop was running a special on all jerseys
But then I realized that I would likely be able to get it at a much bigger discount in a month :(
Robert - March 29, 2009
If we draft a quarterback, he won't play for at least a season.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
I don't need to cry at the last seahawks game two years in a row.
Robert - March 29, 2009
ME ME ME
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
You bring your jugs, I'll bring the NACN Fruity Punch!
abender20 - March 29, 2009
The clay ones... damnit.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
These aren't even pussy hits
Everything is a line drive or deep flyball
JLC - March 29, 2009
The M's on the other hand...
Are getting some pussy hits (as well as some rips). But lots of grounders finding holes
gustafm - March 29, 2009
what a bunch of
Kuntz the Royals are..
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
too obvious
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Now would be a great time for Garret Olson to flip the fuck out in AAA
JLC - March 29, 2009
Now would be a great time for somebody to figure out a cure for diabetes
Corco - March 29, 2009
Red Bull
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Islet of Langerhans transplants for Type 1.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Positive out of this suckitude
they can’t blame it on Clement’s catching.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
At least the offense will be better.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
speaking of which, how the fuck many diabetics do the Mariners have on the roster?
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
Two.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
But Bedard is a candyass, if that factors in.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Besides, why can't they just do what I do before softball games and just take less insulin?
That’s what I do, and if it’s still high after the game, I just take more; if I crash midway through, I just chug a regular Coke. He could just bullshit a hand injury or something while he’s waiting for the coke to kick in.
Shit, I can give Brandon my endocrinologist; I assume his MLB insurance could cover it.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
Fuck yeah look at all these infield hits
A new motherfucking day, a new motherfucking way, bitches.
JLC - March 29, 2009
The first couple made the outfield
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Kenji's was smoked but Butler managed to get a glove on it.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
You mean Gordon.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Whoever the fuck is at third.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
That was hammered
Sweeney starting to rake lately too. Our ancient dudes are hitting well.
Guys that Jack Z signed: Raking
Guys that BaldFuck drafted: Suck
gustafm - March 29, 2009
And there Raking on the cheap.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
What's that litlte forest elves?
you want to be my friends? well that’s good. I need friends. I thought the Mairners werte my friends mut it turns out they make shitty friends because they bring me urp and then hur, me down into the darkest pits of hell and just when all HOPE is lost they drop a rope ladder and then we slowly climp up! to happiness and then just as we reached where we FUCKING WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE it’s hey we’re cutting the rope now HAHAHAHAHAH THAT’S SO FUNNY. FUCK
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
See this is why I told you to never trust the little fucker
Robert - March 29, 2009
More of this please I need it.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
I like how fast and sudden their betrayal was
JLC - March 29, 2009
THEYT WERE TRYING TRO DO THIS ALL ALONG
I MUST HAVE FLAMED ZDURIENCIK AND NOW HE WANTS ME TO KILL MYSLEF OH GOD I’M SO SORRY
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
This meltdown is frightening :(
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Daddy tells the truth when he's drunk :(
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
IT WAS INEVITABLE!
Matthew - March 29, 2009
At least they had the courtesy to do it all in one morning
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
ONE OF US
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Weeeeeee!
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
What do 4 singles in a row mean?
A Motha Fuckin Run!
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
What are the odds Niehaus dies from alcohol poisoning by the end of the season?
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
2/1
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
GET OUT THE GIN AND WHISKEY, GRANDMA, IT'S TIME TO GET SHITFACED
JLC - March 29, 2009
Nicely done...
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Pussy hitting them to death!
Angel style!
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Needs more 1st-to-3rd
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING RAFAEL SORIANO TRADE
FUCK
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I blame
Carlos Guillen for Ramon Santiago, that was the beginning.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE LIKEABLE YOU DOMINICAN TWATBAG
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
This is the darkest day of my Mariner fandom thus far.
Eyeball Kid - March 29, 2009
DIE GRIENKE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
look at espn.com
Some AL GM told Gammons that Greinke is going to win the CY
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Hey I think Grienke is awesome
I also think he drilled King Awesome for his previous wild swing and then laughing about it.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
DOUBLE!
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Yay tie game.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
MOTHERFUCKER!
I THROW A BAG OF RAZORS AT YOU, GREINKE!
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Okay, that was hit reasonably well sorta
JLC - March 29, 2009
The one that hit the 410 wall
That was just sorta hit? Um…
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Was going for sarcasm
JLC - March 29, 2009
Reply fail by me then. Apologies
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Wow that was some power from Sweeney.
Also, wtf?!
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Hahaha
This is fun
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
I just realized Branyan looks like a giant version of Jeremy Reed.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Well this is kind of fun.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Washburn can't blame run support in this game.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
He'll blame something
Although he has thrown bettter than Silva yesterday. That’s something right? Oh yah right.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
He can blame his declining marginal talent and the presence of non-white people on the team
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Lopez pulling the shit out of the ball.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Thank God Jeff Pentland and Mike Hargrove aren't around to ruin his swing anymore.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
I know.
Lopez new hitting style – If its outside leave it. Everywhere else hit it hard.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Yeah no kidding
When LH batters are totally pull happy, no one cares. But for righties they try changing their swings.
I wish Lopez used the whole field, but he can do damage as a pull happy little man. So whatever, go with it.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
GTE means that
20 mins ago we were the worst team ever, now, it’s all about the WS baby.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
HOLY CUNT.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
I WANT TO KILL |HOBOS WITH A PLASTIC FORK
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I WENT OUT AND BAGGED ME A FEW TRUST ME TRY SPORK THE EXTRA UTILITY IS NOTICEABLE
abender20 - March 29, 2009
EXCELLENT ADVICE
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
I feel like I'm reading the chatroom musings of JIM THOME
Robert Lintott - March 29, 2009
Jose Lopez
A small beacon of hope in a dense fog of despair that will no doubt lose its light in a few weeks.
JLC - March 29, 2009
Its really not that bad.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
Okay, is pitching just shit in general,
or is our pitching shit while our offense is a motherfucking bullet train?
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Pussy hits.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Not really.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
The commercial reminds me I need to goto to lowes.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
No corcobaiting, Dave.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Oh can we box Niehaus?
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Do we really have to watch Washburn all season?
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
We can always hope for a midseason trade.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Nope, just two innings every fifth day.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
More Washburn than Clement and Morrow isn't that fun?
Hahahahah yes
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Oh god, Morrow. Don't even get me started on Morrow.
What a clusterfuck this team is.
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
COMBINED!
HILARIOUS!
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
So, this MLB Network game isn't live?
Either that, or Washburn sucked so bad the Mariners called “re-do”.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
Hey look a Washburn throwing error number 541.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Holy crap
He almost threw one away at third too. I blame Kenji.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
I thought we called a Washburn throwing error something else
A fastball.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Washburn now trying to tear Beltre's ACL
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Why not put a few more players on the bus?
abender20 - March 29, 2009
The day Washburn gets trade or released, he is going to do donuts on the Safeco infield in a bus.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Did that inning just take 45 minutes?
It felt like it.
I fucking hate Washburn.
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
I just realized that I have not watched the Mariners one bit so far this year.
The closest I’ve come was watching the WBC final and one Venezuelan game.
Maybe I’ll continue this streak through the spring and summer…
Six months and four days until hockey season!!
Matthew - March 29, 2009
I was all set to buy mlb.tv but I'm not sure I'm paying to watch Silva and Washburn all the time.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
One step ahead of you!
http://www.everyjoe.com/hockeybeat/jason-spezza-to-leave-ottawa-senators/
Robert - March 29, 2009
Fuck you and your fucking bandwagon jumping you fucking piece of garbage
I hope Luongo spears himself on a goal post and the Sedin twins are so distraught that they give up hockey to become poetry slam organizers.
Matthew - March 29, 2009
I will buy the Canucks just to trade them to different teams
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
NO BODY FUCKING CALLS ME A BANDWAGON ASS BANQUET RUB YOUR DICK IN A SNAPPAPERED FALAVORED TOAST DICKTIDDLEWADDER
Robert - March 29, 2009
You don't even like hockey
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Other than 12 Canadians
No one likes hockey
gustafm - March 29, 2009
DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE POSTING ON THIS WEBSITE
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Is liking hockey a pre-req?
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Not talking about disliking hockey is
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I was trying to be funny
I suppose hockey is “going there” whereas others hoping Morrow dies from diabetes is just good fun. I’ll try being more PC
gustafm - March 29, 2009
Things that piss mods off: Not ok
Most other things: Ok!
You’ll work it out
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I DO.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
FUCK YOU I LIKE HOCKEY
Robert - March 29, 2009
YOU COULDN'T STICK AROUND THROUGH THE PAIN
YOU DESERVE YOUR UPCOMING FIRST ROUND PLAYOFF LOSS
Matthew - March 29, 2009
I COULDNT STICK THROUGHT THE PAIN CAUSE I GREW UP WITH THE FUCKING CANUCKS AND THE SENAPOORS PLAY ON THE FUCKING EASTERN TIME BOARD
Robert - March 29, 2009
GO ROBERT GO
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Hello
Everyone!!
Ready for the Season.
Slickrex - March 29, 2009
I am ready to write this fucking season off and kill myself in no particular order
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
How the hell are we winning this game?
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Like a .800 BABIP on groundballs or something like that
JLC - March 29, 2009
I was so confused by this comment.
Just realized the MLB Network is showing the game on a delay. 7-0 Royals. Odd.
Teej - March 29, 2009
I don't like Yuni. :(
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
That'll help Yuni's trade value
gustafm - March 29, 2009
We got Chris Burke eh?
Well that’s a nice piece of who-the-fuck cares.
Matthew - March 29, 2009
Ugh
Dave and Blowers explaining why Morrow isn’t going to be a starter, and yeah any hope of him being a starter seems gone.
Fuck you diabetes.
bluemax - March 29, 2009
Is gone, Matt
Is gone.
PS: Have you heard that HEY FUCK US IN THE HEAD WITHG A SCREWDRIVER?
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Typo
my grammar isn’t that bad.
bluemax - March 29, 2009
Whoops
just realized the game is tape delayed on MLB Network.
bluemax - March 29, 2009
It's not the diabetes.
Or if it is, Morrow has some serious problems. There are other guys who start with diabetes, guys who play professional basketball with it…
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
i hope he dies of diabetes
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Would we get a compensation pick for that?
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
Third rounder
but only in the Rule 7 draft
Matthew - March 29, 2009
I think you mean rule VII
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
Wow
Just Wow
gustafm - March 29, 2009
He probably will.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
That cheers me up immensely
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Honestly
they said he felt the following:
1. low blood sugar for his next couple of starts after the 1 hit shut out
2. more comfortable in the pen.
3. enjoyed being the man when Putz was out.
bluemax - March 29, 2009
Well,
1. Learn to manage your blood sugar. Lot’s of people do it.
2. Grow a pair
3. Go fuck yourself
abender20 - March 29, 2009
HE IS, FROM NOW ON, A TOTAL WOMAN.
Brandon Morrow has bigger woman-parts than Erik Bedard.
Matthew - March 29, 2009
Mulva?
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Blowers reminds me of the color guy in Major League
They try setting him up and he fails to pay off. Almost constantly. It never fails.
gustafm - March 29, 2009
After yesterday's broadcast
I am thankful we have Blowers.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Good point
Silence and long pauses beats Rex Hudler’s stupidity
gustafm - March 29, 2009
ALL IN FAVOR OF STARTING AN LL DONATION POOL
TO PAY FOR BRANDON MORROW’S ISLET CELL REPLACEMENT THERAPY?
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
Toture seems easier and more satisfying
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Strasburg is the cure.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Yes let's go back in time and start batsita is three straight games
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
A terrorist attack in Washington could also help.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
No need to go that far
We can simply hold Ted Lerner’s daughter as ransom, only giving her back the day after the draft.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
Washburn volunteers
abender20 - March 29, 2009
WE SHOULD HAVE STARTED MORROW INSTEAD!!
That way he would have gotten more used to starting and the sweet sweet allure of relieving would have been further cleaned out of his system like Syphillis
Matthew - March 29, 2009
BRILLIANT
LETS Tuskegee A CITY TO CURE
Robert - March 29, 2009
Billy Beane told the A's
to throw those 3 games. He knew what would happen.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
I like how we pretend that this is going to happen
It’s like some kind of defensive mechanism against the pessimism
JLC - March 29, 2009
STRASBURG IS MY BABY
YOU DIDN’T SEE FEDERAL FUCKING BASEBALL MASTURBATING TO HIM LAST MAY DID YOU? NO
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I smell a sequel to "The Fan" coming.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
It's going to be awful when both the Nationals and the Mariners pass on him.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
I will stab
JLC - March 29, 2009
I will only experience about 30 second of it so hey it's cool
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I will miss you.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
I won't
Corco - March 29, 2009
Nobody fucking asked you you bastard's bastard's bastard's bastard's bastard
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I shall miss Graham the most
Jeff Sullivan - March 29, 2009
I think you mean
JI - March 29, 2009
Couldn't find it
Jeff Sullivan - March 29, 2009
That's what she said!
JI - March 29, 2009
Ahahaha.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Endy Chavez would have gotten to that.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
but Ibanez wouldn't
I don’t know how that helps.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
TOGETHER WE CAN WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
JLC - March 29, 2009
who are they singing about?
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
The Mariners; hopes.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Good times are comming round again, just like last year!
Doesn’t it fill you with hope?
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
Did someone at FSN go to the Puyallup Fair and "discover" the band that sings that song?
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
I like how they imply us fans are going to help this team win
C’MON BUY THOSE TICKETS. BUY BUY BUY. LOOK KEN IS BACK. HE LEAVES IF YOU DON’T BUY TICKETS!
JLC - March 29, 2009
29/3/2009
The Day The Mariners Died.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Is this a threat?!
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
I hope so
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Youtube video incoming - news at ten.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
11 months ago:
FUCK THIS WEBSITE
Matthew - March 29, 2009
If he was hitting like he normally does we'd all have been absolutely fine with the extension
Right? Right? Fuck.
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
I wish
even then it would have been questionable…
Oh wait, you knew that.
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
Yes, Bill.
It’s fine that Clement is blocked right now because Edgar Martinez was blocked and had to toil in AAA. That worked out really well.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Nice, Sweeney
Way to use your veteran experience.
JLC - March 29, 2009
Way to go Bloomie!
Show that grit.
(needs more eyeblack)
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
Oh look another game where we give up 10+ runs
This is the worst day ever
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
SPRING TRAINING STATS DON'T MATTER
UNLESS YOU ARE JEFF CLEMENT
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
what you said
Corco - March 29, 2009
that really pissed me off
how Blowers kept saying well it’s ok for the veterans, but guys like Jeff need to show something.
It’s called KILLIN’ IT IN TACOMA
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
HIS CERA
MOST ATROCIOUS
JLC - March 29, 2009
WHY MY BEAUTIFL JEFFIE WHY
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
It's only spring training
It doesn’t matter
Corco - March 29, 2009
Yeah tell that to Jeffie
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
Fuck
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
And to cap off this shitstorm of a day
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO TO OBLIVION
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO KILLMYSLEF
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Go listen to a bunch of Saves the Day. That'll do it.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
If that were true I would have been dead for the last 5 years.
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
HERE LIES YOUR FUNERAL
I WILL sing the requim i’d offer you my hand it’d hurt too much to watch you die ie ie
Is that right?
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
How about...
abender20 - March 29, 2009
One too many
It’s a refrain of four
JLC - March 29, 2009
Can't wait until Beltre fractures his ankle in the eighth.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
At least Washburn has settled down after he gave up those 7 runs!
You take away those 7 runs, and Washburn’s pitched pretty well!
JLC - March 29, 2009
The only God that exists is the God that makes your life miserable.
If something good happens, its just you reaping the benefits of God punishing somebody else.
Robert - March 29, 2009
It's been a while
JLC - March 29, 2009
We must be some sick sadistic bastards
CKel - March 29, 2009
How the Hell has wash made it through six?
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
Apathy
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
Wait there's a baseball game?
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Featuring YOUR Seattle Mariners!
Robert - March 29, 2009
Woooo
wadswerth - March 29, 2009
Morrow and Clement for Jay Bruce!
Robert - March 29, 2009
You'd have to convince Dusty Baker to take the nails out of Bruce's hands and feet
abender20 - March 29, 2009
It is happening again.....
It is happening again
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
We are all in an abusive relationships with the Mariners
Does anyone remember The Burning Bed?
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
HAHA I WAS THE FIRST PERSOPN TO COMPARE US TO A ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP
NOW ITS LIKE THE TIME WE CAME HOME TIPSY AND THE MR HAS GOOD OLE GIL THE FRYING PAN TO MEET UP WITH US.
Robert - March 29, 2009
Sasaki already tried the "I fell down the stairs" excuse though...
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Who's the likeliest candidate to put his hand through a window now?
Like Ayala did?
Decatur - March 29, 2009
Me.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
I HATE IT WHEN HE USES THE FRYING PAN
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS PREHEATED
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
IT SEARS IN THE FLAVOR!
abender20 - March 29, 2009
YES, YES IT DOES
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Are the Mariners more like OJ or Chris Brown?
All that is left is naming Batista closer over Morrow, and that would amount to having my head cut off.
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
Lorena Bobbitt
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Hey Chris Burke is already in a game.
Scruffy Lefty - March 29, 2009
he had to move
20 feet
marinerdan - March 29, 2009
DEAR MR STEALER FAN
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING IN MY STORE. WHILE I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND OFFER I WOULD IN FACT NOT LIKE TO SWITCH OVER TO “STEALER NATION” I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME YOUR SUPER BOWL CHAMPION HAT. THAT WAS NEAT AS WELL AS THAT INTERESTING TIDBIT THAT YOU TOLD ME ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE SIX OF THEM WHILE I HAVE NONE. ALL IN ALL I FOUND OUR CONVERSATION TO BE MOST FANTASTIC AND LOOK FORWARD TO CONTIUNUEING IT AT A LATER DATE.
BEST REGARDS, ROBERT
Robert - March 29, 2009
Strangle him with several feet of any of the cable lying around
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Oh good,
I’m all caught up now.
ThundaPC - March 29, 2009
Tony Pena Jr.?
Seriously? You allowed a homerun to Tony frackin’ Pena Jr.? Really?
JLC - March 29, 2009
Not watching.
Please tell me this didn’t happen.
Pena looks like an elf.
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
It was a bomb, too
JLC - March 29, 2009
I told you to say it didn't happen.
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
Wakamatsu looked pretty disgusted after it happened
JLC - March 29, 2009
I was almost sure, but looked it up anyways...
Tony Pena has 4 home runs in his MLB career.
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
ugh, you guys are reminding me of this
Typical Red Sox smoke and mirrors “see, we fooled you” bullshit. They really treat fans like they are children.
When they shred up the shoulder of Papelbon, one of the best young arms in the game, because Theo wouldn’t trade Hansen, Delcarmen and the other wonder prospects for a legit closer maybe they’ll learn that trading a couple of emerging prospects isn’t such a terrible idea.
Papelbon deserves to be in the rotation. The guy has lights out stuff and it’s better for his shoulder (which has already had him shut down in his first season) to have the rest.
And don’t give me the Sox are going to trade for a closer at the break and put Papelbon back in the rotation. If his numbers are even close to last seasons all of Red Sox nation would castrate Theo if he replaced Paps with Linebrink or Lidge.
Posted by: Dicky LaRue | March 22, 2007 at 01:33 PM
P Brady - March 29, 2009
This is completely different because a 61-101 team DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING CLOSER DIPSHIT
Graham MacAree - March 29, 2009
Take soria off the royals and their like a 45 win team.
P Brady - March 29, 2009
Please talk out of your ass some more
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
It's called hyperbole :<
P Brady - March 29, 2009
Why are you here?
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Well
(6:21:47 PM) R.J. Anderson: he’s going to make you sad then you’re going to reply “:< ”
(6:22:16 PM) R.J. Anderson: do you think he’s actually drunk or just faking?
P Brady - March 29, 2009
I'd bet on paint huffing
abender20 - March 29, 2009
nah he'd be unconscious
I’m guessing its morphine
P Brady - March 29, 2009
WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF IS RESPONSIBLE FOR JEFFIE BEING SENT DOWN TODAY.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
So that's like a 30 WAR or something?
Or did I forget to carry the twelve?
JLC - March 29, 2009
How in hell did you get a twelve?
Ezzra - March 29, 2009
Washburn is going to go on a tirade about not getting the W.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Its all Kenji's fault
wadswerth - March 29, 2009
You can't spell Washburn without FUCK YOU, YOU GODDAMN BEARDED MIDWESTERN SUCKHAMMER
abender20 - March 29, 2009
YES YES YES
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
He wouldn't dare.
He couldn’t dare.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Sad
but your probably aren’t that far off.
Mariner Melee - March 29, 2009
Since it's spring training
Look for him to tell us how wonderful he felt out on the mound.
ThundaPC - March 29, 2009
He was working on his cutter.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
He's dating a cutter
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Greinke?
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Dontrelle Willis, apparently.
abender20 - March 29, 2009
I wish his date were better at it
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
I was hoping it would rub off
abender20 - March 29, 2009
I sort of wish this comment had been under the Cardinals photo.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
Me too :(
abender20 - March 29, 2009
He's got a pretty good feel for it
JLC - March 29, 2009
Like this?
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Good heavens.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
For the record, I believe that was a palmball
abender20 - March 29, 2009
rec'd
JI - March 29, 2009
Well, on the bright side, we can draft a bat this year, and pick up Strasburg with the number 1 pick next season after he refuses to sign with Washington
joof - March 29, 2009
Word on the street is he wants to sign with the Padres next year
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
Seriously?
Decatur - March 29, 2009
He said he won't sign with Seattle or Washington. He'll only sign with the Padres. Bud Black and all that.
joof - March 29, 2009
I never saw that
Although that’s what I’d do if I were him, but everyone is acting like he’s already a Nat. Where’d you hear or read that Strasburg said that?
Decatur - March 29, 2009
It's not for real
There was some guy trolling last year posting that everywhere
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
Considering he grew up a Padres fan and his favorite pitcher is Jake Peavy, yeah, he's serious.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Considering I plan to marry Eliza Dushku in 2010
Things are starting to look up for me
JLC - March 29, 2009
Joy.... Another KC homer
wadswerth - March 29, 2009
Oh, and that Major League Baseball 2k9 game;
the Wii version has graphics that literally wouldn’t be out of place in All Star Baseball 2001.
Stay away.
craig3410 - March 29, 2009
I plan on buying s playstation in the next few months
Just because how much 2k9 appears to suck on other platforms
wadswerth - March 29, 2009
2K9 is awful.
BrianL - March 29, 2009
Wise choice.
Teej - March 29, 2009
7 unanswered runs
10 unanswered runs
9 unanswered runs
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Good gravy, Wlad
Try not sucking a defense, please
JLC - March 29, 2009
M's look ready for the regular season.
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
I've lost track of how many people that aren't trying.
ThundaPC - March 29, 2009
I can't take this anymore.
EnglishMariner - March 29, 2009
Judging by this Spring Training we are in fact the Texas Rangers
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
With three closers instead of Feliz, Smoake, and Andrus
Aaagh.
Decatur - March 29, 2009
The Texas Rangers don't suck at baseball.
joof - March 29, 2009
You mean Diet Rangers?
All the mess with less offense.
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
Throwback!
Robert - March 29, 2009
That is exactly how my face feels right now.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
and Kenji manages to make me smile
if only for a minute
IceStormV1 - March 29, 2009
I am sure the M's will find a way to wipe that smile away
wadswerth - March 29, 2009
oh i'm sure
IceStormV1 - March 29, 2009
Big breaking news from the M's front office:
Ichiro has been traded to the Dodgers for Juan Pierre, Jose Lopez has a broken fibula and Felix Hernandez has been shot in the face. Have a nice day
OlSalty - March 29, 2009
:(
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
fuck you dont joke about that
Robert - March 29, 2009
My sources are giving me conflicting reports
I have a solid source that says Felix has not been shot in the face, but instead is following Morrow to the bullpen in order to compete for the closer job.
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
Suspect Graham MacAree has been detained as the alleged shooter.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
And Edgar Martinez beats children
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Well that's just not believable
JLC - March 29, 2009
Kenji hurts this team by hitting solo homeruns.
Wilder. - March 29, 2009
Yep, he's a selfish player!
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
Selfish:Japanese::gritty:______
hcoguy - March 29, 2009
Swedish meatballs
abender20 - March 29, 2009
I would actually argue that Kenji hurt this team more by blocking Clement
Robert - March 29, 2009
Agree to disagree
CKel - March 29, 2009
When in Rome...
Robert - March 29, 2009
When on LL?
FWIW I was kidding anyway
CKel - March 29, 2009
I thought we were doing Anchorman quotes.
Robert - March 29, 2009
Oops
I thought you were pressuring me into agreeing with you
CKel - March 29, 2009
Nice Defense
Gald to know that are starters are not doing all these.
IceStormV1 - March 29, 2009
I must say LL is better when everyone is pissed off
Corco - March 29, 2009
Incoherent yelling is always more entertaining than incoherent talking
abender20 - March 29, 2009
Good news then.
royalcurve - March 29, 2009
This is a silly game
shinallsrevenge - March 29, 2009
Shawn Kelley!
Is this excitement I’m feeling?
JLC - March 29, 2009
What a joke!
WBC is why Silva is still struggling???
Did he really just way that?
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
"say"
Sundevil78 - March 29, 2009
Lost 2 games while scoring 21 runs.
A new way.
ThundaPC - March 29, 2009
Hey, the game is on again, it's the 6th.
RELIVE THE MAGIC!!!
Smegmalicious - March 29, 2009
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