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Greeting Cards By Erik Bedard

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This would most likely be a Canadian greeting card on South Park.
Happy birthday, budd-eh!
I'm not your budd-eh, guy!
I'm not your guy, fwiend!
Sort of the Hallmark version of the white cans that say "BEER" in black lettering.
Yep, I like this one.
How many more of these until they just start being blank?
Happy Belated Birthday



(something came up)

Belated Happy Birthday*
I feel like he would just say:

Birthday.

This makes me miss Tuesdays with Sean Green.
Tuesdays with Sean Green are gone and they're not coming back and the sooner we can all move on the better.
Bonne fĂȘte !

say, wonder how Steve Green is doing in Port St Lucie …

*Sean.

I have no idea where the hell Steve came from.

2 runs allowed in 2 and 2/3 IP. 2BB, 2K.
Yes, but how does he feel?

What is he thinking?

Thoughts
Deep thoughts, one assumes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFGYXZFReiE

NB: The views expressed by the character Homer Simpson do not necessarily reflect the views of Jeff Sullivan and/or Sean Green.
Clown college?

You can’t eat that.

Something tells me this is just a good way for you to post more without actually doing anything.

And yet somehow you get thousands of recs.
When do we drink the koolaid?

Why are there no jokes about Guyana?

Because the punch lines are too long.

GOD I LOVE THAT JOKE

I read it. I read it. I read it again.

And then I snorted some coffee through my nose.

That's a coincidence
I'm not reccing this dreck
Bedard, you boring fucking Canuck, go win 20 games

Bedard: OK

I would be surprised if he said that much.
You probably wouldn't get more than a thumbs up.

Either that, or the finger.

My wife wants me to print a set of these she loves them so much.
Thank you Eric!

I saw you at practice (on Saturday) and gave you a nod. You nodded back.
You must have realized I was down in Az. for my annul birthday spring training trip and ran out and got me this card.

Thanks man!
Mark

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