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4/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Part 2 of the game thread!

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Just in time.

My work computer was dying.

I think Endy can catch anything
Unfortunately I can attest that this statement is true
Except diabetes
BRANDON MORROW

DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS COMMENT

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Please read this fanpost.

This could clearly have been about Mark Lowe's diabetes
That is a meme violation. Stop it
I'd go back to Part 1 game thread but my comp can't hack it any longer.
Sweeney with a hit.

Nice.

Anyone have the link to the audio clip where Dave says "let this fucker walk the world"?
I really hope everyone else stays in the other thread.
Better than 08's Friday night threads!
It's going to suck after we win the WS this that other teams will catch onto how awesome defense is and our advantage we be negated
That's what Griffey's for.
So what's the next undervalued skill to exploit mercilessly?
What else?

THE BULLPEN!

(2010 dead meme nominee)
No way! Well in some ways, but I'm still wondering where GMZ is going with it
Wak just couldn't wait until tomorrow to put Griffey in the OF.
Please come back soon Ichiro.
Lopez needs to think quicker.
And Yuni needs to stop throwing it in the dirt
Corcoran? Really?
Good thing that was Giambi
Fuck you Corcoran
Strikes? Anyone?
Corcoran is the Walkasaurus
Kermit! IceBreakerX! BrianL! Nola and ThundaPC!

These are posters are I recognize.

minus one "are"

the second one.

No one you recognized in the first thread?
Hardly any.

I didn’t care for it.

I never knew you left.

But if you were not around this offseason, how do you recognize Kermit? He’s not new, but it is a new alias.

I was around this offseason. I was only just now referring to the previous game thread.
Oh.

Well that makes sense now.

He said he did recognize him
Surprised me too, I was a late addition to the GT last season

Plus I read stats all retarded which I find endlessly amusing : (

I second this statement

I may not post much, but I know a lot of the names from Robert

There's not a link in the first thread that I see.

This makes me laugh.

I almost mentioned it on my way out, then said 'eh'
I was wondering why names were still appearing on the side.

And why I recognized none.

I've been around awhile, but I moved and I work way too much over the last year or so.
Oh, definitely you too. And a few others.

It’s a relief to see all ya’ll.

I'm new but I'm trying to just jump into the pool and not make a big deal out of it

Please fill out a comment card if you have any recommendations or requests

I like you.
Warm fuzzies all around.
Thank you both.
Nice to meet you!

Read this real quick if you can, it’s not too big of a post yet. Might save you some trouble.

Well I could have been talking about Mark Lowe's diabetes
I forget he's diabetic, he doesn't make a deal out of it. Already in the bullpen though
Kelley up.

That’s new.

Fuck You Corcoran must be the new Fuck You Penguin.
God, another walk?
He only had like a 1:1 K/BB ratio last year.

You’re surprised?

With Corcoran, no.

I’m just annoyed that this is the 7th walk issued by the staff today.

He may in fact be praying. Or complaining to the man
WHAT THE HELL MARINERS
7 walks tonight?

Hot damn

2 walks for us.

All by Griffey.

Strikes, please?
Control has been crap today.
To be fair, a good number of these have been borderline.
Now would be a good time for Corcoran to develop an out pitch.
How much trustability does the MLB trackers have these days?

Damn you MLB.TV.

MLB.com? A ton.
Regression to the mean is a bitch.

Let’s stave it off a little longer, Roy.

That 13 LOB?

Wow.

Was waiting for Yuni to botch that ground ball.
All we need is some more runs now
Crazy game.
Thirteen stranded A's.

Now that’s sustainable.

Especially with the M's leaving two.
Why did I try to watch a Mariners game without beer?
To torture yourself?
Thanks for reminding me RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN FASSSSTTTTT KERMIT!
I'm drinking Lagunitas Undercover. Still not sure how i feel about it
Butte Creek Brewing Organic Porter
I love Lagunitas but they need to stop trying to do Belgian styles.
I agree with this.
You could say the same thing about pretty much every other American craft brewer

that doesn’t focus on Belgian styles exclusively.

Wow, nice stab by Chavez
The A's announcers impart all the excitement of a closed-circuit intrasquad scrimmage
Well that's a great 2-0 pitch to swing at.
Never change, Yuni

never change

Stay gold, Pony boy.

Stay gold.

Perfect, nice reference
Except Yuni plays like Ralph Macchio looked in that scene
Yuni plays like Steve Vai played guitar against Ralph Macchio in "Crossroads", starring Ralph Macchio and Steve Vai
Seriously.

Fuck you Yuni

This has to be the lamest opening night ever.

Oakland, I’m not impressed.

It's Oakland though, nothing should impress you
It surprised me how few of the crowd was wearing Oakland colors
Because so many people wear Mariner Blue at Safeco???
This is a good point
This depresses me like you wouldn't believe

Not that we have an easy color to wear, but I’d love it if we were somehow like the fans at Busch.

I wish we were like the Korean fans in the WBC
Korean?
I do not wish this at all
Yeah, or the Japanese fans in the Tokyo dome.

I mean, wouldn’t it be nice?

We cannot be both Korean and Japanese at the same time.
Yeah we could

Half-Korean, half-Japanese. Just like my ex.

She was a conflicted girl.

I've been watching too much soccer recently.
Do you happen to know if the Sounders game tomorrow is televised?
It should be; it's a home game.

I hope it’s on FSN as I’m in Eugene.

FSN broadcasts Sounders games?

I thought their contract was only with KONG-TV.

It appears it is showing at 9:30pm here.
Replay it seems.

Live on KONG

That's an odd setup.
KONG does not reach here, alas.

But thanks.

I get thaty channel kind of!

What time?

730
WOO!!!
I'm trying to guess if the exclamation mark to beer ratio is 1:1
I have had one half of a beer.
I still haven't seen a game!

I should be excited dammit.

I did not realize this.

It’s time, my friend.

You will love it.
You want excitement? Here it is!
Or not.

But you will be more informed on whether or not you will love it after watching.

I'm fairly certain that I will.
After watching two games I have an incredibly irrational mancrush on Kasey Keller.

I’m sorry I doubted you, NOLA. Soccer is so much fun to watch.

I TOLD YOU SO

I have yet to choose if I will focus my crush or just love five of them.

Montero!

I feel like it’s probably cliche to like him, but I can’t help it.

I'm with you, but Keller kicks ass as well.
He's terrific.
This is my problem.

I already went cliche with my English Premier team favorite. I need to be different.

Root for Mohawk guy.
I like Zakuani but he'll be gone soon.

So I’ll stick with Evans.

I also enjoy listening to the soothing tones of Kevin Calabro.

It’s a win-win for me.

Has anyone ever tried using their Nintendo DS with the system at Safeco?
I LOVE ME SOME ENDY CHAVEZ
Chavez doing his best to be like Ichiro for a while.
Endy, wow

Keep on keepin’ on

Endy Chavez is smoking the ball right now
I really really like Chavez
Chavez makes me think Oakland in this game, still not used to him
I know it was strang to type it. I think I'll stick with Endy
Not complaining, I just really haven't gotten used to this new lineup

I’m used to slow turnover, waaaay tooo slooooooow

M's = CHA-vez, A's - Cha-VEZ
White folks be like...

and black folks be like

I bookmarked a beer thread from 2007

I keep going back to it for ideas. Link, if you’re interested.

I'm looking forward to this year's incarnation
I was just thinking that we need another one of these.
It certainly doesn't feel like a 63% WE does it?
This game has the feeling of impending doom written all over it.
It felt that way at 5-2.
We're lucky it's even that.
I'm not sure those charts apply to our pen
I'm sure that damn thing is up and down all over the place

What with the 13 (13!) left on base by the A’s.

There's always the cliff.
I guess game threading isn't for me tonight.

I was in the other classroom.

This should be interesting

Far more interesting than I want in a 5-4 ballgame with the Oakland A’s, I’m thinking

Can Morrow go today?

He’s either warmed up a shitload or pitched like 4 days in a row now…

If not, I have no problem with Lowe taking over.
Got to be Lowe or Aaards, right?
Batista!

I just threw up a little in my mouth

Seems like a tough zone today.
Been a little ridiculous at times
Like right there.
Hey look strikes!

maybe it typed that too soon

2 Down

C’mon now

Beltre rocks
So Beltre still has a cannon
Get ahead

Stay ahead

Please hit this guy

or strike him out

Shawn Kelley seems like he could be of value
Our pitchers will do that from time to time

And then come out the next time and look like trash.

The ups and downs of having a bunch of untamed live arms, I suppose.

Defensive replacement in right field anyone?
Not to put too fine a point on it

but Ichiro would have caught that

More ot the point, Wlad or Cedeno would've caught that
Motherfucker

Griffey does not belong in the outfield

Yeah, so uh...

Griffey can’t play defense.

I hate your guts Ichiro. I really hate them
Lots of hustle out there guys.
The Clubhouse Police made sure that ball landed safely.
Blargh

A’s PA playing Nirvana’s “Lithium” while a tweener drops between Branyan and Griffey

Whoa 94 on that heater

good command. I’m liking this guy so far

You're damn right it's raining in San Diego, A's announcer

it sucks

It is in fact raining in San Diego
It never rains in California
it's rained 22 days in the bay area since last june
It rained today in LA.
I'll be darned.
It pours!

I can only remember the chorus line

Uhhhh

Where exactly was that pitch

--------> <---------

Right there

I don't know why more pitchers don't try to pick guys off on 3-2, 2 out counts
Generally you will notice that they are leading less
You'd think they would take another step or so at the stretch, no?
Depends on the count!
Because the runner isn't trying to steal, he's waiting until it's safe, then running.
You'd think you'd have a better shot hoping he's going on first movement
That's my point. They're not going on first movement.

They don’t need to get a jump like they’re trying to steal. They just need to be running once the pitcher is committed.

What I'm saying is that you'll get jumpy runners

you won’t get it every time, or even very often, but it seems like the most logical time to try it. Especially if a guy has a really deceptive pickoff move

Sounds good to me, lot of walking leads in that count depending on the speed of the guy at first

Ought to be able to catch one off balance now and then

There's a reason they don't do it.
Not like there's any harm in trying though.
No, not really

Arguably you could be breaking the pitcher’s focus just at the time he needs to focus the most, but sure, why not.

Wellll, that's a good point too. I can see where some pitchers could have focus problems there
Exactly

you won’t get ‘em often, but you’ll get one every once in a while, and that’s a pretty decent sized WE boost, plus momentum never hurts, if anything

Bear down son...
DEAR SHAWN KELLEY I AM A FAN OF YOU
Shawn Kelley seems to be a candidate for new favorite relief pitcher
YEAAHH REMAIN SEATED GIAMROID
BENDY THINGS
God damn cant enjoy a lead
Who's up in the pen?

Aards/Lowe?

This Nike Hoop Summit commercial

makes me realize how little I know about the NBA.
“Michael Beasley? Who is he?”

Do you care?
no one cares
Um, not this.
Consider it sb bating.
sb baiting consists of mentioning the NBA, UCLA and Twilight

there are probably other things, too.

Mice.
Hello? I can hear you breathing!
Only in the same way that I care about 19th century British lit or the population of Arizona.

It would be neat to know about, but I’m not about to put any effort towards it.

So far

I like our bullpen

For all the talk of it being shitty, it’s held pretty well. Guess the M’s live up to their billing of finding 100 decent relievers off the scrap heap

Scrapheap?

They only converted 2 of their last bunch of 1st rounders into relievers!

Can we pinch hit for sweeney?

He’s just not very good

Chris Shelton?
Is he still 0-2009?
Hit the longest single you'll ever see earlier
He had the longest single in the history of mankind earlier.
.083 BA

How bad does he look at teh plate?

Robert looks better at the plate
fuck you I hit a double once
He's this year's Brad Wilkerson
Brad Wilkerson was actually paid money though.
I was going to bring up the same point
Brad Wilkerson was hit by bad luck in 2007
Had a hit tonight
his hit had back spasms
Can we? Well, no. We do not manage the team.

But the manager could pinch hit for him yes. Though not now because he is no longer up to bat.

Can we add steroid jokes to the dead meme list
Is it in the suggestion box?

It sure as hell should be.

I'll add it after the game
Also the Griffey has no legs thing

we know, he knows, the FO knows… the secret’s out.

A thousand times yes
Ray Fosse is the A's color guy?

Pete Rose owes him the rest of a career.

Sweeney sucks huge balls
K

I’m shocked!

I can't believe the game with Felix is not on the TV tomorrow.
At all?

I had been assuming it was at least going to be on Fox.

Fox blackout.
During the MLBtv breaks

The demo plays and there’s a mouse pointer that is selecting options

am I the only one that sometimes tries to perfectly traces the mouse’s movements?

I sure as hell hope so.
Hey now

When you’re bored in between innings….

ADD is not something to make fun of!
Less replying to yourself please.
I realized that

Whoops

If you're bored between innings

May I suggest skimming this?

What a strange at bat for Beltre

laid off the outside slider, got his favorite high inside FB and grounded out. Huh.

Still working into shape without a full ST

…?

Comeon Griff, let's make it THREE walks!
Did Wlad die?

why isn’t he hitting right now?

Where the fuck is Balentien?

PH/defensive replacement needed

Griffey making the third baseman run
Fuck you, Chavez.
I think Junior's goal against every LHP should merely be to draw a walk every time he faces them
Pinchrunner?
Walk Machine #24!!
3 walks.

Griffey brings plate discipline to this offense.

Also, defensive sub!

Why on earth would Wlad pinch run but not pinch hit?

?!?!

Because Griffey actually can get on base.
It's called RESPECT, youngster
I'm gonna guess plate discipline.
Amazing, I called it :P
That's been happening a lot this game.
Is this where Griffey goes walking down the right field line to leave the stadium?
To take a dump.
Since I missed it

how did Ronny Cedeno look out in left a few days ago?

Very good

He’s going to be awesome to have this year.

Better than everyone other than Gut or Chavez
Did the M's ever have someone walk three times in one game last year?
I can imagine it happening to Beltre or Raul

But I would still bet not.

It is a clear sign when someone who wants to play outfield has to have a pinch runner
He wore himself out running to that one ball.
I've seen better versions of running at LL football.
Better crash burns and fails, too
It's also a clear sign

when the centerfielder is the only outfielder replaced for defense

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I FORGOT ABOUT MLB.TV BLACKOUTS

And I’m too lazy to fuck around with proxy servers tonight.

Well that's a load of old cobblers.
Yes indeed. Is the game worth it?
Just watch the thread.
If it means you stick around, then yes.
Probably not much left of it.
Is the game just not on TV tomorrow?
Fell through the broadcast-rights cracks
Not even on ESPN?
Radio only.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
The only thing I miss about tv is not being able to see the catchers glove

But this new defensive wunderkind of an outfield might change all that

One of these years, Loafie is going to just not swing at anything and strike out looking like 100 times
Jose taking that twice in a row?

Wow, color me impressed

How is Lopez not swinging at those?
Well, there that goes.
He prefers the ones 2 feet off the outside part of the plate.
Guy in the yellow A's jersey from the crowd

He reminds me of the Boston fan on KSK.

Swinging at ball four

that’s more like the Loafie we know and love!

Tough pitch to lay off.
Well, this should be an interesting next half-inning or three.
Was just thinking that

We got six more outs of this wonderfully delicious night to view.

Wonderful.

I fucking hate Giambi.

I hate his face.

His gameday looks like a rapist child molester
He's the actual ugly stick dragged through shit.
+2 (I've said this twice)

And still agree. He got hit with an ugly stick. Many times.

No +1, +2 or + any other digits please.
Semi-pass for actually having a comment to go along with it.

But yeah, we’d prefer to not see them, too close to chatroom speak.

I could go for a Mark Lowe inning.
Where? To the zoo? I'll pack us lunch.
No control backed up by no control shitty shitty fuck fuck balls
This has the makings of an adventure I don't want to take.
To not take adventure, turn to page 83
Plate

Come to it

Why the fuck is this guy in there, instead of Lowe?
What the fuck is this?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aardsma

I'm going to choose not to follow that link.
You should

I was trying to figure out what kind of name Aardsma is…and now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

Bad choice
Opposite of a blumpkin?
hahahahahaha which one of you did that
If that weren't so horrifying to think about, we'd be awfully close to developing a nickname.
Seems pretty self-explanatory to me.

Do you want a visual aid or something?

Oh please...can I?
Consult Dr.Google.
"I would rather give myself an Aardsma than be friends with a White Sox fan."

Classic

That is pure awesomeness.
Okay, that was uncomfortable.
God that was a terrible pitch
Thank god that was not KGJ
Ichi can't come back soon enough
Anyone know why Lowe isnt pitching? Is he gonna close tonight?
I can't imagine his tRA is going to get much better.
Wow, bit of a gift on the 1-1 pitch
Note to Aardsma:

Please don’t throw belt-high sliders down the middle. OK? thanks!

Wasn't down the middle.
Wow, he swungs at a ball high and away
Beltre Collection Service
Terrible AB there Chavez
Thanks for the gift Chavez

You are a ghost of your former self.

Jesus sounds like CHAvez still has wheels
Very slow bouncer and Beltre didn't hurry it.
Inning of luck

We haven’t had much of this tonight.

Hit 'em where they are!
Gutz finally gets some action
Is tonight's ump as bad on TV as he looks on gamecast?
He's consistent.

It’s just a really tiny zone.

Probably,

Tight zone today.

Every ump looks decent compared to Game 2's Blue
Ugh

Reminders of that game not necessary

1-2-3 inning, but that guy scares the bejesus out of me
Seconded

I think he’s behind everyone but Batista on my list-of-bullpen-arms-that-have-impressed.

And really, Batista just gets there because of the last two years.

Thereyago Branyan
Ahh...Branyan.

Time for 1 pitch DP.

Successful Kenji bunt?
Kenji bunted!!!!!?????????
I like that bunt

Because it’s from Johjima and it’s not a GIDP.

Bunty! Beats the shit out of GIDP
Better than a DP
M's have been pretty good at getting that 8th inning add on run
We're gonna need it

Cuz jeez this game has been bad for my blood pressure

only betancourt could find a way to dp here.
Hmmm I think I'd run Cedeno for Branyan here...
Speed from 3rd base not much of a factor
In my defense I typed this when he was still on second
Sweet, wild pitch!
How was that a strike when the others weren't?
yep, that looked really low
Please get him in.
Just don't strike out
Okay

That sucked

we've been pretty good at getting this late add on run
Aardsma's closing?

Oh dear.

Seriously

FUCK

Aardsma's "closing"
Why is he closing?
I believe at one point in time...

…Jeff said that the amount of foul territory here should constitute a war crime.

I agree.

No pinch runners available?
Does bunting there increase your chances of getting one run?

While decreasing your chances of getting more than one run? I know Tango and co. said that it makes the most sense to bunt in high leverage, late inning situations.

WE went up.

Per Fangraphs.

Not all telling

Because there are a number of other outcomes that could cause the WE to rise there

Good call. I'd forgotten to look at that.
In that particular situation is was a small negative WE play, but given that you should bunt in some of those cases for Game Theory reasons, it's a pretty safe call.
This makes me nervous.
Fuck, bad time to strike out one of your ten times per yr
Ten times per Sonic Youth album?
Whoa, what? He went?
I'm happy to see Yuniesky looking like he cares
More Endy luck required
Cmon, we need a wild pitch here
"He'll take it either way"

-Mike Blowers about Endy Chavez

"Lots of holes open for him"
One of those pretty singles please.
Unconfirmed, but just heard:

Triunfel has a broken tibia and is out for the season.

Oh that's fucking wonderful

I love being a Mariners fan

Please tell me this is your late April Fool's Day joke.
God help us.
Tell me this is a joke
Ugh.

That really sucks if true.

I heard it on the radio as well actually.
No no no no no no no no no

Cut cut hate hate anger

Okay, pretty solid confirmation now.
Shit.

Any word on how it happened?

Fell off the mound warming up in the 8th
He broke it sliding into 2nd base.
This just in: Santa Claus is a conviced sex offender
That is a real shame.
*sigh*

Why does god hate us?

Do we need to sacrifice someone or something?

I vote that broad that sings the song before the games and Jobu..
Left stadium in ambulance...
Just awful. I hate to hear of that happening to any baseball player, but Triunfel?

Boo.

Somehow this does not surprise me.
YES NO NO NO
I hate Mark Ellis that much more.
Jesus fucking Christ

Nice play

Mark Ellis is a motherfucking freak.
This is what i get for just getting home
Wow.

Ellis is good…….

HOLY HELL THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
I'm not even angry I'm just amazed
Fuck you ellis
GODDAMMIT DAVE BE LESS FUCKING BLIND
FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER
So Aardy is closing eh?
say it aint so
In related news

I would rather give myself an aardsma than watch aardsma close

Figures after I just pointed out how Ellis hadnt been able to get to any of those balls up the middle
holy catch! batman!
Oh shit nice play.
I'm gonna cut ellis' throat with a rusty butter knife.
Where the hell are Mark Lowe and Brandon Morrow?
Watch this fucker walk the world.
Still a great swing by Endy, my new favorite player
I've been shopping around for a new one, tempted to just go back to the team this year
Yeah he was very close to having a 4 hit night

Can’t hold that one against him

Well, we can't really blame Endy for that, can we?
Should have hit a home run
I don't want to watch this inevitable trainwreck

I don’t want to, Wak! I don’t want to!

Triunfel report

Here

West Tenn shortstop Carlos Triunfel, who left Riverwalk Stadium in an ambulance

Friday, was in “good condition” just after 10 p.m. at Baptist Medical Center South, Baptist marketing coordinator Melody Ragland said.

Triunfel suffered an apparent left ankle injury while sliding into second on a double play that ended the top of the fourth inning Friday.

Triunfel is the No. 4 prospect in the Seattle organization, according to Baseball America. The 19-year-old is in his third professional season and first at Double-A.

Whatever the hell that means.
It means we're fucked
Fuck

Great day

is he really 19?
Well since they're going to cut him open they can just count the rings.
Rec'd.
Dead meme.
We're a bit snippy tonight.
Just

Read please before you make him grumpy

Matthew just seems negative tonight. I have read it.
You weren't around at the beginning of last season
Honestly man the first GT kind of wore some people out
That first thread was definitely shitty
Matthew drew the short stick and is stuck watching us on a Friday when he could be out drinking.

I understand why he’s snippy.

Seems like this could have be avoided if they hire more help.
I have chosen to subtract have
how bout 22
Capitalize your sentences.
Not that time.
Let's not have another age discussion tonight.
Aardsma in.

How the hell are we supposed to win?

Aardsma In.

Game still in question.

Walk the world asshole
Please throw strikes you motherfucker
THIS FUCKER IS GONNA WALK THE WORLD!
HE HAS A PRETTY HOT SISTER THOUGH I'D DO HER!
Well, according to the urban dictionary he really knows a lot about balls
Nothing so magnificent than a freshly shaved scrotum
John Voight's pink glistening ballsack

If you get that reference, you win.

We've done that one before. Patton Oswalt.
Me and you are so much cooler than everyone else.
People get better with age.
I went with Austin Powers, but you got me
This is a poor baseball decision
Between speed/no control vs. speed/no control?
Mark Lowe pitched the shit out of my eyes the other night

He was much better than no control

MOTHERFUCKING JACK CUST SIT DOWN
You called it.
This dude throws hard
A's haven't hit any homeruns yet.

I’m not sure why we’re helping them.

Please hit more spots thank you
Our coaching staff looks horrified
Is Morrow taking a break tonight?
apparently he and Lowe had something better to do
yeah he pitched 3 games in a row.
God aardsma is fucking scary

stop leaving pitches there.

Aardsma is not sure where the plate is, apparently.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Oh you're kidding?
give him an insulin shot and throw him in the game!!!
That joke is not funny
That'll do, Aardsma. That'll do.
Not yet it won't.
Wait what?

K?!?!?!

Watch one of these weaklings take him deep
If they just put the barrel of the bat on the ball, with the heaters he throws

It’s not impossible to imagine.

Anybody see the reply

A fan to the left of Cust could clearly be seen mouthing

“OH BULL SHIT!”

I rewinded just to see that.

That was pretty cool.

I very definitely saw that and it was awesome
Aards sports the stirrups, so that's something
LL commentators experience rapid changes in moods

I recommend that you all see psychologists

I reccommend you become more emotional about baseball
Credentials, please.
Masters degree from Oxford in baseball psychology, Ph.D at Harvard in medicine, and another bachelors degree from the IoCS (Institute of crappy sarcasm)
Yeah, so not qualified to give advice on LL.
You're doomed.
LL bipolar disorder, rapid switching variety
We don't like Oxford here

Fuck you

Why id Aardsma throwing from the stretch and what is he looking at when he checks first base?
With his control, it's just habit
Although I'll be goddamned if he doesn't look to be hitting his spots
Most relievers work out of the stretch.
I'm more curious about checking first every time
A lot of relievers throw from the stretch

Maybe there’s a cute girl?

Making sure it's still there.
Im shocked that Boston didnt want to keep this guy......
Proper punctuation please.
INTO THE MITT AARDSMA

THROW IT INTO THE MITT

Wow, nice break-piece
YES AAAAAAARDSSS
Cmon.. ah fuck it's Ellis
2 outs!

Implosion status-unknown

I assume our WE is still below 50.

This game has been awful for my nerves.

2 Outs

Down to Ellis.

Fitting.

Balentien had to reboot there.
Ballgame Bitches!!!1
Really Ellis?
M's WIN! M's WIN!!!
One more please.
Okay, that game totally just made up for one of Tuesday-Wednesday's debacles.
!!!!!!!!!!

.

How'd we win that game?
Alright!

3-2 with two one-run losses

I can live with this team

THE MARINERS ARE HAVING A WINNING SEASON!
Not just winning, but a .600 record!
I cannot hold such a thought in my head.
It's all because of RRS
I can't enjoy this as much as I should.

We should be (at least) two games over .500!

Man for such low expectations for the Mariners.

They are playing like a decent ball club.

How in the world did we win this game?
Finally I can fucking exhale...

jesus Christ Seattle

Wak is acting like he wasn't sweating
I like this team! Felix-Bedard to follow, bitches
I can't believe we won this fuckin game.. For about 7 innings i was waiting for the A's to cash in
I just literally turned on the game in the 9th inning, what happened?
Everything possible to scare the shit out of every Mariners fan with a pulse

Other than that, you didn’t miss much.

We stole this game.

Seriously.

All we were missing was Rick White.
Really, it was that bad?
No, but it felt that way at times.
I am sure he would've sealed the loss in the ninth inning.
And John Parrish.
Pretty much walking the world every inning.. A's leaving bases loaded, or 2 man on every inning
So basically,

The M’s got that win back they should have gotten on Tuesday?>

Griff walked 3 time, Endy was a stud, Griff was huffing and puffing, dead memes galore, Corco couldn't find the strike zone, ump was squeezing
I think the first GT made this game feel like it went twice as long as it actually did

I didn’t realize how much pleasure LL gives me during the games. It’s one of those things you take for granted, but significantly affects your fandom.

Kind of got tense in GT #1 didn't it? Never been here this early in the season so I don't know how it goes

Plus a team that inspires hope instead of apathy and despair.

It's just newcomers do their basic online-speak thing, and when mods aren't there to browse through and correct, it kind of snowballs

And then people get more testy than they should, and before you know it, it’s all spiraled out of control.

Didn’t help this game was ridiculously tense every inning.

Jesus you guys broke my computer with GTE
You might want to get a better one soon.

This was minor.
If someone gets hurt you’ll never get back in.

God forbid Felix goes yard again
I could literally feel the fucker stagger on that 3rd out
It'd be worth it.
Someone did get hurt, though.
I meant someone hurt within the game
Still had a nice mini-eruption.

But now we have a nice thread to concentrate all of our thoughts in one place.

That was like unorthodox video game managing there.
I was waiting for the inevitable A's HR.

It never came even when we threw out guys who’d help them.

Only team in the league without a homerun.
Sweet. Felix awesomeness hopefully followed by Bedard being good should maybe possibly equal

A winning series?

I got in late, so is Griffey gonna go .200/.400 this year?
The M's hang on by the hair of their chin-chin-chin!
all flyballs to griffey tonight!!!

almost none to the rest of the OF. Fuck you A’s

Yea, that was painful to watch
Always look on the bright side of life!

Dah Dun—Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!

All those balls to KGJ and we still won!

I think they were told where to hit the ball tonight.
That only happened after I said something.
Don't think I've forgotten about that

You bastard

Jakubaukas gets the win.
I'm not sure how many of you are watching CSN, but Shooty is funny.
How did we win this game?
Luck.

This game made up for Tuesday night.

I know this is dead-memed

but late.

By a damn minute!
I am just giving you a hard time man.
But you are right.

Isn’t this how Sabr stats should work? I figured that eventually the M’s would win a game that they shouldn’t have to balance it out, but I didn’t expect it to be in the same week.

Agreed, but I like it.

On the other hand, Endy Chavez probably won’t get a single hit in all of July, as his regression makes up for the awesome week he’s been having.

Be nice to have a line up that can handle one or two guys going through a slump, instead of four at a time

I don’t know if this is it, but maybe a better bench and a manager who’s willing to sit down a player helps.

Good point.

Hope you’re right.

It is great.

The M’s having a winning record without Ichiro playing! Once he comes back the M’s will be solid, much better than people expect.

Oh, I know.
Hell if we know.
Just got home.

Can’t wait for Jeff’s recap.

You'll be waiting a while.
Dammit.
Yeah I should have read the first game thread.

Can’t wait for Matthew/Graham’s recap.

Hold your breath.
Holy cripes, Scott Hairston just robbed a homer at Petco
Ok not a homer, but a great leaping catch at the wall
Wacky game.
Shit

Is Felix’s game really not on TV tomorrow? Fuck. That was going to be my best chance to see a game for quite some time. Gah.

Dave Neihaus for half a game! It's like watching baseball with your grandfather.
Only you're using your grandfather's Magoo-esque eyesight to try and convey the entire game to you by word

God bless Niehaus.

That's fucked up.

Probably because it is a day game, and FSN has more important things to show, like Women’s college softball.

Fox has exclusive Saturday daytime rights.
That makes sense.

But that still isn’t right. So basically we are stuck watching two of the most loathed teams here because Fox won’t show the Mariners game.

chavez is outhitting gutz

WTF???

It's five games.

Also, please capitalize your comments.

And grammar would be handy too
What does 'WTF' mean?

Does it stand for ‘I want to tear my eyes out of their sockets and beat the person who uses chat-speak with them’?

That’s my interpretation.

Sorry!!!

I don’t flip through a dictionary to find sophisticated words to use.

You're being asked to speak at a fifth grade level, not write a dissertation.
Since when is this thread an English class???

Get over it. Damn.

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