Lookout Landing

ICHIRO SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ICHIRO GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!

fUCK! WHAT ATHE HELL!

Ichiro is selfish

Otherwise

He would have waited until it was more needed to hit that homer

SERVER CRASH

in 3….2….1…

BOOM!

KLJSFHLHFLKJFHLKJSDHFLKDSHFLKDSFHLFHF!!

FUNK SLAM FUNK SLAM FUNK SLAM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Willie Mays Haze - April 15, 2009 reply

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crystal for DH - April 15, 2009 reply

Oh FUCK

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT

:O

HOLY CRAP someone won that 7 runs in the 7th!!

What

did they win?

FREE GROCEREIS FOR A YEAR

NO I THINK IT IS SEVEN THOUSAND THIS YEAR

WAIT I THINK BRETT SAID HE WAS ENTERING THAT

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

No wait, that was someone else.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Or tacos, I can't remember it's been a long time since anybody won

$7000

FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Welcome Back Ichiro!

THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST DAY EVER

Fett42 - April 15, 2009 reply

Rooooooooocccccckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! FULL OF YESSSSSS!

WHAT HAPPENED?

OMMMMMMG!!!!!

OMMMMMG!!!!! PEEING MY PANTS!!!

HOLY ICHIRO I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE BASEBALL AND I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I LOVE EVERYTHING AND FUCK YES

WHAT HAPPENED?

I CAME

I saw

Willie Mays Haze - April 15, 2009 reply

ICHIRO CONQUERED

ICHISLAM!!!!

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY NO FUCKING WAY

THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE FELIXS SLAM!!!!!

AWESOME OVERLOAD!

AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!

THERE'S ANOTHER BLEEDING ULCER!!!!

ICHIRO ICHIRO ICHIRO ICHIRO

I LOV EYOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU

OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod

Fuck you MLB.tv

SFMariner - April 15, 2009 reply

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A TEAM THIS MUCH EVER EVER EVER

And someone actually won that 7 in the 7th contest, wow.

Wow

They still do that? If so, between the free tax day tacos and this, Taco Del Mar might be going out of business…

I wondered about that-- but didn;t hear any one mention it

I think they just win $7000 now

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paytheline - April 15, 2009 reply

TODAY IS THE BEST BASEBALL DAY OF MY LIFE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ICHIRO GRAND SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

section331 - April 15, 2009 reply

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WELCOME BACK

YOU SEXY BASTARD

Even better, some random dude just won $7,000 on KIRO!

The Mariners NEVER score 7 runs in the 7th inning!

OH SHIT, FUCKING AWESOME!

IT'S LIKE JESUS CAME BACK TO EARTH AND BROUGHT UNICORNS WITH HIM

Seriously, that prize needs to be better.

HOLY KITTEN BALLS

WORLD SERIES?

OK

YES

ORGASMIC

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

The Angels are Cancelled!

I am "watching" this on mlb gameday...

and its the best game i’ve ever “seen”…. totally awesome!

josh_h - April 15, 2009 reply

They need more video replay

AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!

AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!AWESOME OVERLOAD!

THIS IS THE BEST GAME WE'VE SEEN IN AGES!

This Bulger guy really does suck, badly.

Ichiro is the man!

Holy Hell I Love This!!!!

are you supposed to be crying tears of joy this early in the season?

GOD I LOVE HEARING THAT CHANT

SERIOUSLY EVERYBODY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! YES YES YES

I LOVE YOU MARINERS!!!!!!!!!!

GET ME THAT PRIVATE FANPOST STAT!!!!!!!!!

Fett42 - April 15, 2009 reply

8-run lead.

Bullpen is cleared to throw strikes now.

This is why bunting wins ball games.

That IS a hell of a first game

GarlicFryCubFan - April 15, 2009 reply

Suck it, Kinsler!

7 in one game?

WOW

He's 7 for 5 with 7 HR?

If anyone can do it its Ichiro

GarlicFryCubFan - April 15, 2009 reply

Now that is a great game.

WHAT IS GOING ON

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTDJRUNEFJUVNEFVNE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dbroncos31 - April 15, 2009 reply

I FEEL LIKE WE ARE A MOVIE

ONLY 154 MORE GAMES UNTIL THE IMPOSSIBLE COMES TRUE

Just a typical 7 run Mariner inning...

josh_h - April 15, 2009 reply

FUCK YESSSSS!!!!!!!

God it's going to suck when this team regresses to the mean

what if this is the mean... hmmm

josh_h - April 15, 2009 reply

This is the mean.

well then

FUCK YEAH!!!

I LIKE YOU

This is...I don't...can't..

ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM BY FUCKING THE MAN

Time to head over to the Angels thread to hear obscenities.

LOL

their thread is aptly named “Still in this game THREAD”

As long as you read only.

No trolling over there.

I would never.

I picked the right day to start posting at HalosHeaven...

I was actually surprised at the reception I received there.

Ironically, I started posting in their game thread long before I came over here.

..

Awesome. Never loses its appropriateness.

Man, I know it's early, but this season feels special

KEEP IT UP M’S.

UM.

Yeah.

Ich wanted to join the party. Maybe I should post at HalosHeaven more often…

Yes you wonderful bastard.

holy fuck balls this is fucking awesome

cannot wait to watch the video archive of this game

This is the best motherfucking game of the season

It had motherfucking everything.

so...fucking...insane...

I just can't get over how everything about this moment was as perfect as can possibly be.

For fuck’s sake HE TIED THE ALL-TIME JAPANESE HIT RECORD ON A GRAND SLAM THAT INCIDENTALLY WON A DUDE $7,000!!

Yeah, but he didn't set the record

There are times, when somehow it seems like baseball is scripted.

:o

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Yesss Angels fans, let me taste your tears.. so sweet.. YES

I will take a .400/.500 split from Griffey

I thought Sims was going to have a heart attack when he made the call.

If Griffey goes deep, everybody will die for joy.

I think I would explode somehow

HIT IT IN THE UPPER DECK

Crystal for DH - April 15, 2009 reply

More Griffey

So... Opening Day was a walkoff in extras, game 2 at home is this.

Think more people will be at the game tomorrow?

If there isn't I would argue that the Mariners need to be relocated to another city

like say Laramie Wyoming

Plus it's Felix day!

It's actually Jaku-day

I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS THREAD

Me either, me either.

This is so good. So good.

If Griffey knocks it out of the park all the fans will spontaneously combust

MORE WALKS!!!

YES PLEASE!!!

I REC LIFE RIGHT NOW.

What's hilarious is Fin couldn't give away tickets to this game

YES HE COULD I MISSED ONE BY A MINUTE

You had like a week

Schedule changed

Fuck my job >:(

I could be at this game right now dammit.

DAMN YOU PERSONAL LIFE!

Walks!

Unless Jeff is at this game RIGHT NOW he is going to feel like such a prat for missing it.

Considering he took a flight home...

Jeff is busy serving his country.

Wait it really is a National Guard thing?

Awesome!

No more bald jokes. :(

If he really is in the Guard, then I salute him.

With the Salvation Army?

Gotta get the sweaters somewhere I guess.

Which country is Jeff from again?

As a Southern Californian who roots for a Seattle based team; he could be from anywhere.

Griffey Waks.

See what I did there? This thing on?

I thought the Angels were supposed to have a good bullpen

WHAT IS GOING ON????

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

TIME TO BUNT HIM OVER

HAHAHAHA

Griffey walks, keep it going

So I'm good with Griffey walking 100 times this year.

Not sure if mentioned

But that Ichiro hit ties the Japanese hit record

But he is wearing #42!!!

This can’t be happening! The world’s axis has been thrown off!

I'm sure the Yakuza will always hold that title.

10/10

I love how Ichiro's FB went like 10 rows further than Griffey's

And you know the two of them both know it

Can we please wear #42 everyday?

I wonder if Griffey is going to have more walks than Lopez, Betancourt and Johjima combined at the end of the seaso.

His current walk total is high enough

So even if he tears an ACL tomorrow, I’m going with yes.

This is a fantastic point.

New Day, New Way

I'm pretty sure he did last season

Lopez: 27 walks
Betancourt: 17 walks
Johjima: 19 walks
Total: 63 walks
Griffey: 78 walks

The difference between Griff's BA and OBP is going to be insane at this rate

IceStormV1 - April 15, 2009 reply

Tui gonna get an AB or what?

So needless to say I'm pretty upset about not being able to see this.

I've had enough fun listening to it.

but yes, seeing is better.

Honestly it's not that great of a game.

I mean, Griffey and Endy go yard, Ichiro hits a salami. No biggie.

I'm going to punch you in the soul

And I saw the Endy and Griffey homer

The Ichiro homer was several orders of magnitude better

Clearly

It was one of the prettiest home runs I've ever seen

It was like expecting a lego set for Christmas

And instead Santa grants you immortality and omnipotence

And you still get the lego set!

In fact you can create all the lego sets you want from thin air!

I would make Torii Hunter into a lego set and then drop him off a high building

Awesome.

I bet he'd be a pirate set because he's a fucking fag

Gigantic arch on that shot.

Gigantic arc on my soul punches too

Any time Endy Chavez hits a home run it is automatically the most awesome thing that happened on any given day

except today

ICHIRO!!!

That's good imagery

And sounds painful

I feel your pain

but there’s always highlights, I guess. Although I’ll never be able to recapture the atmosphere

If it was good enough for Grandpa it's good enough for you Mr. Fancypants, you're lucky it's solid state

BULLSHIT

I yelled so loud my dog shit himself

d0nkey - April 15, 2009 reply

Go on..

Mmmhmm

Tell me more

Was he in your lap?

A million recs if this is true.

Endy's OPS > Griffey's OPS

Don't dogs shit themselves by default?

Reply fail.

It was a new topic, i swear

Creativity fail

So buying MLB.tv today was probably the single best decision I've ever made in my life

Mariners > Angels

When did I fall into this parallel universe?

Who’s been feeding baseball pills to my Ms?

Damn…stutter…damn…

glennpdx - April 15, 2009 reply

Where was I reading...

yesterday that the Angels were going to do what they always do this series, crush the ball. It escapes me now…

Torii Hunter's diary?

I hope you were not reading HH.

wait, you may be on to something

oh, but if there was a series preview, it appears to have been removed. blogs are kooky.

Was it the same place where they insinuated that 2001 was entirely due to steroids?

I forgot Shawn Kelley was pitching.

Seems like hours ago he came in and put out that fire.

So who is today's panther of the game?

Jackie Robinson?

Reggie Willits.

Jake Delhomme.

I like Shawn Kelley already.

Our singular bullpen arm with any semblance of control

Which is why I’m already in love

We have to have one awesome Shawn/Sean/Shaun/Chone at all times.

Mariner John - April 15, 2009 reply

Sports Illustrated's pick to rep the AL in the world series...

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

So...

Angels = World Series contenders
Mariners > Angels
Mariners = ?

Universe Series Chamions

*Champions

Intergalactic Series contenders

Clearly.

Well that's a big pile of gay

booooooooo!!!

No more no-hitter for Kelley, dammit.

No, Re: The Apple Cup

Yes.

Doesn’t really seem fair at all.

At least they can sell beer.

Mariner John - April 15, 2009 reply

This Kelley kid is our next George Sherill,

Must. Trade. Now.

HAHAHA

Good effort Yuni.

This is so much fun.

How good is Kelley's slider?

Vlad the Paler.

No - he's still pretty dark. Must be that LA sun.

I don't fear you Vlad. You can't hurt us anymore.

He is reminding me of Johjima last year with his constant pop outs

Wait...apple cup permanently in Seattle?

WTFingF???

What?!

That’s a pile of bullshit

WHAT?

WHAT WHAT WHAT???

Fuck this bullshit.

Seriously.

Quest Field is the permanent home of the Apple Cup

FUCK THAT

You just totally ruined this game for me.

not shooting the messenger...

not shooting the messenger…

Fuck.

I can't tell if you like this or not.

I wonder if Cougar sports passes will work for that game.

Probably not.

Oh fuck that's messed up.

I'm an alumnus, so theoretically i should be happy

Since more tickets mean I won’t pay out the ass. But having it in Husky back yard every year, not getting the opportunity to road trip back every 2nd fall, etc… Just can’t say I’m all that on board with the general idea.

Usually the sports passes work for home games, or give you a chance to buy on a lottery system for away games. Who knows if that will change under this new system… Knowing the schools they’ll start charging every year.

Every Apple Cup is now a UW home game.

Can you believe it?

Unfortunately I can

one of the first things you learn at WSU is how to expect getting boned.

You mean like when you try to get a job with a degree from WSU?

Worked out pretty well for me =/

Wait what the shit, when did this happen and why do I have to find out during this game

Blame Simms. He announced it.

MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING DOGFUCKING BULLPUCKY

To be fair.

Many Cougar alumni live in the Seattle area. Hopefully there will be some sort of policing of how many Husky fans get tix vs. Cougs.

Mariner John - April 15, 2009 reply

The Huskies don't like snow?

THEY PULL FUCKING SLEDS.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

That is absolute bullshit.

I demand the opportunity to freeze my ass off sitting on ice covered metal benches.

That would be such shit if true

half the fun of the Apple Cup is the crazy Pullman weather.

And the crazy pullman bars

Better sell your Keystone stock now!

Certainly better than the teams recently...

Holy shit how did I miss this?

GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL OUT OF MECCA

Robert - April 16, 2009 reply

I wondered when you were going to chime in on this.

royalcurve - April 16, 2009 reply

You know what other team was 7-2?

The 2001 Seattle Mariners. SEE WHAT I AM GETTING AT HERE?

Don't count your chickens til they hatch

Cleveland game. 2001. Just sayin’

Perhaps you do not understand me.

What I am saying is that we are going to win 117 games. AT LEAST.

And what I'm saying is we are not 7-2 yet.

And I think 120 is a more appropriate estimate.

Kelley has some kind of slider.

A good kind.

I think Dave is in love with Kelley.

Good to see he's on the same wavelength as most of us here.

Dave is baseball-savvy

Muahahaha.

Only 154 more games of awesome to go...

It's official, Vlad is finished.

Sweet GB basehits.

r0ry - April 15, 2009 reply

Ichiro deserves a geisha tonight.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

96 MPH

Okay, is the Safeco gun fast, or is this legit?

94

A bit fast I think

Actually, gameday indeed has kelley hitting 96.

What?

This doesn’t feel uncomfortable?

GUTI!

Whatever Torii, you can have your single.

DFT!

I TAKE IT BACK I STILL LOVE YOU MKORE

Damned skippy.

OH SNAP

GUTI OH MY GOD

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!

GUTIERREZ GODDAMIT YES

Defence!

IceStormV1 - April 15, 2009 reply

Gutz shows once again why he's THE MAN

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUTZ

HOLY FUCKBALLS CAN THIS GAME GET ANY BETTER?

NOT AT ALL

I love this team.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE AT ALL

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUTZ

WHY AM I NOT AT THIS GAME!?

SERVER UPGRADE

I HATE MY JOB

HUGE!!!!!!!!!

OMG. SUPER-DUPER CRUSH on

FRANKLIN!!!!

F-GUT!

Goose bumps. From baseball. It's marvelous.

Gutz is so awesome.

WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY

GUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE AWESOMENESS IS WEARING ME OUT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

It's made better

by the drunken stumble afterwards

NICE

!!!!

I H0OPE YOU KEEP APPEARING SOLELY TO POST THIS

WAS TRYING TO CATCH UP ON THE THREAD ACTUALLY BEFORE POSTING

BUT IF YOU WISH I CAN MAKE IT SO

I DO THANK YOU

No!

It must not be dead meme’d too quickly!

He only posts it when Gutz is awesome more more more

So it will.

Mariner John - April 16, 2009 reply

I HP0E SO TOO

I HOPE YOU USED A ZERO BECAUSE SOMEHOW I DID

I cannot express how much I love this

I"M MOVING TO LARAMIE WHERE THE ONLY THING THAT IS BLACKED OUT IS THE LOCAL BRANCH OF THE KKK

and Rockies games

LETS DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A SLURPEE

YEAH!!!!

Where did we get Kelley? Farm system? Trade?

Low pick in June draft

2007 Draft pick

23rd round i believe

13th rd draft in 2007

HEAVEN

This game needs to end soon

I’m about an hour away from having to consult a doctor

Too much awesome in this game!

It’s all of the awesome that should have happened over the last 4yrs rolled into one game!

Is there anything missing from this game?

Seriously.

Beltre homer, Tui actually playing.

Felix

Jeff :(

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

This.

That's why they call it a sacrifice, but the honor is well worth it.

And by honor, you mean free insurance.

True.

Where art thou Jeff?

He's in AAA for the Rainiers

Tui defensive substitution

Everything about this game should be encased in gold and placed on the mantlepiece

Please tell me we aren't using up all of our goodness in the first week and we really have enough to sustain this all year

I like watching this defense.

Holy shit

This game is like sex

Yeah!...except it feels good

Umm.

You're doing it wrong

It would have been a lot faster than this.

Yeah!...except I'm having it!

Does anyone else feel like we are somehow getting paid back karmically for continuing to watch the 2008 Mariners

After it became clear that they were awful?

GOOT

has saved more runs in these first two weeks than Ibanez had his entire career

TUITIME!!!

New South Park time too for you douchebags into that

I'm sure I'm in the minority here

But I never really found South Park that funny…

This game is >>>>> South Park

but South Park is funny

Yep.

I don't really like it either.

I hate that kind of animation.

Dude what is it with you and animation? First King of the Hill and now South Park

What do you like?!

You mean good animation?

It's stupid and even more unrealistic.

Wily.E.Coyote falling off a cliff and living isn't realistic either.

Why are you watching animated shows and hoping for realism?

You know what I mean.

They don’t even have an animation of actually walking. They, like, waddle.

Are you intentionally being retarded?

It's never, ever intentional

And?

It's annoying

I just can’t stand it.

I fail to see how this is a bad thing

Jesus, dude. I'm not even a fan of South Park, but this is ridiculous.

I’m sorry to pile on, but what the fuck??

Maybe he really hates ducks

The animation is supposed to crappy

that’s the joke

And I'm not allowed to dislike it?

Of course you are

It’s just a really silly thing to dislike

I mean, there's some funny jokes in it, I just can't get past the animation.

They have funny voices too, and it's totally lipsynched.

Will.....stop....

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Animation is, by nature, not realistic

Their animation is fantastic and accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do.

Why did you disappear for three weeks and come back to post this?

Mariner John - April 16, 2009 reply

Hey look the Angels have a Rodriguez that isn't an annoying bitch

Dear baby jebus.

Of all the nights i have to work and be tied to the desktop and not the laptop.

wadswerth - April 15, 2009 reply

Damn, I was away from the TV for the Gootz catch.

Can anyone describe it?

Poetry in action.

It was fucking sick.

Like sex with Helen of Troy

Except less necrophiliac.

Also, with less resultant war.

Ranged way back to the track, leapt and caught the ball over his shoulder

Yesyesyes.

SEX IN MIDAIR

Can this be his new nickname please please please

First Gutierrez wasn't there.

Then he was.

best sex of your life + 4.0 GPA throughout college + putting $5,000 on double zero in roulette and winning

So pretty good I guess

dbroncos31 - April 15, 2009 reply

Blowers is pumped!

Blowers is dreamy.

ewww

I think you mean "mmmmmm".

I knew a kid in HS whose mom had dated Blowers

back when she was in HS.

I went to the same high school as Blowers

and his jersey is hanging by the gym. Even that is dreamy.

Bethel right?

Fucking cowtippers.

Damn straight.

That’s how we rolled. Well, it’s how the hicks rolled. The rest of us kept our heads down and never spoke of where we came from except in reference to “Mike Blowers” who “went to the same high school as us!”

I went to Spanaway Lake

although I’m not proud of it, that district is a cesspool of mediocrity.

At least Bethel has its own football stadium.

Not that there’s much else worthwhile about it. But you got the district pretty well nailed. Anyway, back to Ms being awesome while I sit at work at live vicariously through LL posts.

The stadium is next to their school

it’s not their stadium :-p

As far as I'm concerned, it was ours.

It was right friggin’ next to the school, after all. I parked next to that thing almost every day. Ergo, my/our stadium.

Silly people from Spanaway…

I grew up in Yakima - I was silented after the cow-tipper comment.

(sobs)

The worst team in the AL two years ago went to the World Series.

Now it’s our turn!

When was the last time the M's took a series from the Angels?

coolconman - April 15, 2009 reply

More hits!

SAFE

what

Anyone know if FSN is going to be replaying this game tonight?

wadswerth - April 15, 2009 reply

BOOOOO!!!!

Dave is having a blast.

Oh Rex Hudler

“Lopez is having the best night offensively in my mind because he has two sacrifices”

DUMB

ASS

He also praised Mathis earlier

for a similar type night.

bahahaha

Ugh

I love late night baseball

GarlicFryCubFan - April 15, 2009 reply

Safe

BS Call, but i'll let it go cause it's 11-3

Safe by a lot

Safe you nearsighted cunt.

SAFE YOU NASTY WHORISH GIGOLO

So that did not look particularly close to being an out

Ump trying to get home early.

Ass hole.

I hate FSN.

You’re second favorite highlight? Because we assume Griffey’s HR is #1. No, Griffey isn’t God. The Ichi-slam was about 1,000 times better.

*Your

Giving them mercy outs.

Satanic wife feel asleep on the couch. I'M GOLDEN!

Nyquil to the rescue!

Benadryl saved me.

She's Robotrippin

Funk nap.

Predictable.

That’s why you never argue about it. Give them 10 minutes and they are out.

Ball ONE!

Can't we just hand Gutz the Gold Glove right now?

He's too inexperienced to win it

No, he doesn't HIT well enough to win it.

Get it right.

They're not about talent. They're about rep.

Exhibit A: Derek Jeter.

That and

Dont they hand out the Gold Glove awards based on your offensive performances like Jeter

wadswerth - April 15, 2009 reply

Michael Young, anyone?

What a freaking awesome pickup

I knew he would be good at defense…but DAMN, good is a bad way to describe it.

Why couldn't we ahve saved Batista for this inning?

Or better yet, release him in the middle of the game

Have Johjima deliver the news to him during a mound conference.

WHERE THE HECK IS TUI?

I'm with you.

Thirded

Fourth

Even I think they should put him in and I think he blows goats.

THEN this game would have everything.

He played enough to last him a lifetime last season

Fuck Tui

I'm with you.

Seriously. The guy sucks.

Fourth.

Fourth base is a tough fucking position.

I don't think he's good or anything, but I don't think it would kill the M's to give him an AB in a 11-3 game.

They're trying to keep his playing time...

on par with what his brother received in the NFL

I can;t believe the amount of applause he got on Tuesday.

OMG HES FROM WOODINVILLE MUST CLAP!

Mariner John - April 16, 2009 reply

Three teams scored more runs than the M's tonight.

I think Matthew may have had a stroke.

He hasn’t posted in here in a bit.

Either that or he’s preparing an awesome post-game summary.

This game is too happy for him.

This game is too happy for all of us.

Pickle pants.

Speaking of awesome nicknames.

Much obliged.

Wow

I'm not wrong.

TMI?

I don't think pickle pants means what you seem to think it means.

Can words capture how orgasmic this game was?

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/15/839584/4-15-open-game-thread-part-2#14255124

His work provides him with multiple tv screens.

Perhaps he is too busy to post.

Ah, I love seeing Felix and Junior chatting away in the dugout. I don't even know why.

It means Griffey is doing his job as clubhouse glue?

Past and future?

I know Felix is rapidly becoming present, but I would give Ichiro that mantle until he chooses to give it up.

Fuck!! We have to use Lowe in a blowout. Now he won't pitch till' next week.

Mark Lowe is pumping HEAT

It's the chinstrap

Adds 2 mph

STRIKE 3

DAVE SAYS LOWE IS THROWING LASER BEAMS CAN YOU EVEN THROW LASER BEAMS!?

SENILE OLD FOOL. NO ONE CAN THROW LASER BEAMS.

ONLY WITH YOUR MIND

MARK LOWE DISCOVERED A PROPRIETARY METHOD AND HE HOLDS THE PATENT BITCH

HOW MUCH ARE YOU BEING PAID TO MAKE THE LASER BEAMS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE WINNING

If Dave Niehaus says you can throw laserbeams you nod your head and agree with him

They say Dave's eyesight is going, but maybe he's actually capable of seeing things that we can barely comprehend...

I love that man, he's a national treasure and you are probably correct sir.

Damn right you do.

WHERE DID IT MISS BLUE?

Happy Mariners. Look, they are smiling.

Can you see Bedard?

I was blinded by Felix dimples. I saw Bedard smiling last night though.

Bedard is smiling!

The heavens open when Bedard smiles.

Hey - you said the same thing to me!

I meant it.

You are a delicious person.

Ichiro was not smiling...

selfish bastard!

Ichiro is smiling now that the game is over.

Is that what that feeling is?

It’s been so long since I have had occasion to do this… But it feels kind of good. Strange, and muscles in my cheeks hurt, but I could get used to it

I know it is weird.

I don't want this game to end. Ever.

Mark Lowe for closer.

Stephen Strasburg for closer

Dead meme

On resurrection day, even the dead memes get up and walk the earth.

It’s just one of those days, Saltster.

This meme annoys me for two reasons

Not only is the “Jack Zduriencik loves relievers” thing getting played out, WE ARE NOT DRAFTING STEPHEN STRASBURG. GOD.

THE MEAT MARKET HAD A GOOD NIGHT TONIGHT

What's with that guy wearing the pink sweater in the dugout?

Rookie?

Ball Game!

GAME OVER

Game

IceStormV1 - April 15, 2009 reply

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MARINERS WIN. HELL YES.

I LOVE THIS TEAM

GAME OVER

M’S WIN!!!!

I <3 THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK WE WON SIX IN A ROW WE ARE IN DOUBLE DIGIT WINS

WE ARE?

no i had a spazz

Yay for drinky!

IT INVOLVED TOO MUCH THINKING ON THE SPELLING OF THE WORD DIGIT

NOT ENOUGH LOGICAL COUNTING

If you include 3 wins from last year!

First time since 2003!

Seven and Two.

Three game lead in the AL West.

GAME FUCKING OVER BOOYA!!!

And that's that

Night fellas

There's your Ichiro smile.

Owned.

We honored the shit out of Jackie Robinson

THAT GUY IS SO HONORED RIGHT NOW (NO PROTECTION)

Another game under 3 hours.

Wow, 7-2!!!!!

Six in a row.

God that was fun.

Let’s do it again tomorrow.

Wow. That was a really fucking good baseball game.

MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN!!!!!

6 in a row!!!!!!

3.5 GAMES UP MOTHERFUNKERS

I MEAN 3 BUT STILL HOLY SEXTOWN

3.5 ahead of the Angels.

Mmmm I love the taste of their salty tears of defeat.

We're in 1st place for 3 more days no matter what!!

Best record in the league

Dern Marlins!

ICHIRO IS HAPPY ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD

YOU HEARD IT HEAR FIRST: FLORIDA/SEATTLE WORLD SERIES

THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID "HEARD IT HEAR"

IT'S TRUE, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I HEAR ANYTHING

All hail the 2nd best team in baseball!!!!

dbroncos31 - April 15, 2009 reply

I am looking forward to the audio archive. I want to hear Dave's call on Junior's and Ichiro's homers.

Rizzs called Ichiro's I'm afraid, but the Griffey call was awesome.

If we lose the next 5 games

We’ll still be .500

Now that is Positive thinking!

Even in my dreams, Beltre still strikes out on the low and away slider.

Holy shit

Someone pinch me

pinch

OH MY GOD ICHIRO HIT A GRAND SLAM

I THINK HE’S HEALTHY GUYS

THIS YEAR AND LAST YEAR COULD NOT FEEL MORE DIFFERENT,

MAY IT LAST.

OH, AND MARK LOWE’S FACE IS REALLY FUCKING RED.

This game was incredible.

Beating the Angels, Griffey’s and Endy’s homers, 4 hits by catchers and of course Ichiro’s grand slam.

But I still think the best part about this game was seeing Ichiro and Bedard smiling, as well as Griffey joking openly with Silva, Bedard, Felix, etc. Especially after all that happened last year. This was the perfect game.

Forget Sweeney and Griffey

Winning is the best form of chemistry.

And......

Mike Scioscia is fat

Big Jared - April 15, 2009 reply

When did Mickey Hatcher get so old, holy crap he's let himself go

Say!

who was that happy, smiley fella runnning in from right field?

Jackie Lobinson.

Oh shit! BAM!

This game was awesome, this thread was awesome, this day was awesome, and I hope Matthew isn't dead or anything.

Dead of happy.

Damn, Toronto is first in the AL East.

I wish we had Travis Snider…

I'd take Roy Halladay as well.

David Purcey is a beast.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

A league-average beast.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Endy hitting a homerun seriously makes me question whether this game actually happened

The rest of it is at least somewhat believable

Arsenal are in the semifinals and the Mariners are in Sexytropolis

This has been a good day

And to think I was liking you just a few minutes ago

Boooooo Aston Villa boooo

I wondered how you knew and realized it's in my profile.

I thought you were psychic

I wish.

It's ok, you'll always have Agbongaglaoghogor

I named my dog after him thank you very much

It's a good thing I don't have a son or he'd probably be named Theo Montero

Please wait awhile before you reproduce

Felix didn't.

You are of course correct

Franklin Montero is the obvious choice. I should have thought it thru.

Ok, now you're allowed.

Call him Franky.

Damn Krueger

You are indeed a Dapper Dan man!

Big Jared - April 15, 2009 reply

It's a geographical oddity! Three days from everywhere!

Ichiro still doesn't speak English?!

Not in interviews. But yes he speaks English just fine.

He's still scared of making mistakes?

Yes.

No, he just knows that the primary audience for him is Japan

Maybe.

I wouldn’t risk saying something stupid in a post game interview.

Cost-reward theory would say it isn’t worth it.

Do you have any idea how drastically different English and Japanese are?

I’d be scared shitless of missing some kind of important linguistic nuance while talking with the media.

Someone emailed KIRO to claim that Barron had misinterpreted Ichiro just the other day

Seriously, it's not even close to learning Spanish or German or whatever, at least they have similar roots

Eastern and Western languages have much less in common

I'm taking my fourth year of Japanese and it still makes my head spin.

Atleast it's not tonal like Chinese, Thai or Vietnamese.

He just likes to give Ken Barron something to do

If Ken Barron can speak Japanese, what's the point of having a Japanese translator?!

He is the translator

No, their other translator, Anthony Suzuki.

My bad

I mean, I thought he was hired so he could translate for Ichiro.

Ichiro probably likes having a translator he knows

Barron is the translator for Johjima

Suzuki is the translator for Ichiro

Other way around I think.

Either way

They each have their own translator, and if they didn’t want or think they needed them around, they wouldn’t be there.

Translating the nuance between the languages must be a bitch

I mean, words aren’t straight across translations right? You have to start getting into intent or whatever

That's the same for every language, really.

Yup.

Suzuki has spent a lot of the last two years attending pitchers meeting, bullpen sessions, etc etc. This year, I gather, he has lurked off to the side, but Joh has done the bulk of his pitcher communication in English.

re Barron, nice piece here

Hey! Barron went to Roosevelt.

That’s cool.

In order to be a translator it's kind of helpful to have a grasp of both languages in question.

Ken Barron is scared of teaching high school Japanese

How's your Japanese, Coach?

His interpreter tricked him into thinking swears were formal english. Take this "quote" for example:

Interviewer: Ichiro, how do you like being a Mariner right now with all of the losses?

Ichiro: I think you need to look at the fucking roots of the goddamned tree to realize that Bill Bavasi is queer. When I say “queer,” I mean I want to smash his skull with a cocksicle. By the way, you as a reporter are very fuckable and easy to the eyes that I have. Your name is Blowers? Fuck yes. I also agree that Richard Sexson is a “fucktard,” as my dark teammate Jose Guillen calls him. I appreciate being able to talk to you in a nice english fucking conversation. If you’ll excuse me, I have to don a pink polo shirt and rape Yuniesky Betencourt.

Are you serious? No response? I had to do sit-ups to write this post, you bastards.

Perhaps nobody saw all the humor in it.

This happens often.

I rec'd it, but I didn't know how to respond.

Hehe... you're a gentleman.

And you respond by exclaiming that Ichiro is selfish.

Sometimes I think that the translater is making it up.

Except this:

“Is Pete Rose Next?”
Ichiro: “HA! You must be bad at math.”

Sounds like classic Ichiro to me

Very classic

Ichiro has quite the wit.

That was great.

He looked so happy in that interview! Happy Ichiro makes me happy.

I'm surprised Angie or Brad haven't taken Japanese lessons by now. I would have if I had their job.

MOTHER FUCK YES

I honestly don't remember the last time I saw a post game dugout interview with Ichiro.

And I loved his “HA!”

I know. I am so used to see WFB give the dugout interview I was kind of shocked.

Right? Him and Ibanez were staples.

Or some other white guy or English speaker

They had Gut yesterday.

I could barely understand him.

Same here

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Everybody else pussed out all the time and ran away like a bunch of little sissies

What were they going to say? “I’m trying but it just doesn’t work anymore?” I hated the last 6 years so much.

ACCOUNTABILITY!

We are on pace to win 126 games.

That's it?

160-2 to be quite honest with you.

Washburn is on pace to win 34 games.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Great we can trade him after 20 for ton of prospects.

How is this team going to LOSE 36 games?

47 Blown Saves.

On no you bastard!

You said it yourself...

Ministry of Silly Walks!

This comment was source of great laughter opening day - well done Kermit.

I am never deleting this game from my DVR.

Too bad you cannot turn it into one giant .gif.

That sounds like a challenge

and if successfully completed, one of the greatest accomplishments ever! I wish I had the technical ability and wherewithal to do it.

Wanna date? I'll bring icecream and we can snuggle up and watch it all over again.

The radio didn’t quite get it done tonight

I have a real snuggly Mariners fleece blanket

If you have a Mariners Snuggie,

I will be your best friend.

See, the good thing about it NOT being a Snuggie? More of us could get under it.

it would be easy to make a Mariner Snuggie, though

It's just a backwards robe.

Pajama/M's party!

I'm free Sunday night.

Let me check my schedule!

Threads kind of taking a shit, get back to you on a serious note some other time. What a great fucking game eh?

Yes! Email me brother.

Ichiro just coined the new slogan

The Seattle Mariners, Episode IV: A New Hope

So this game was just about perfect

Washburn pitches well, Kelley pitches well, another amazing catch for Gutz, Endy hits a homerun, Griffey hits his 400th as a Mariner, and Ichiro hits a grand slam in his first game back.

Game of the year so far, no doubt.

Even with Ichiro's grand slam

he has the worst WPA for the game among the batters.

The media is already getting tired of Junior.

The Mariners have the highest winning percentage in the AL and the largest division lead in baseball.

Fucking Marlins.

IT'S 2003 ALL OVER AGAIN

If we win 93 games and fail to make the playoffs I'll eat my hat

Apparently if we play .500 ball for the rest of the year we'll win 84 games

We either make the playoffs or JI has to eat a hat

Either way, we win

How much is a nacho hat?

I will make you a cheese hat of some kind if it comes to that.

54 more wins before September 1st and I get modded!

54 wins and you find out you were lied to!

I was promised some sort of compensation.

Here are your Mentos.

It's funny that you mention that!

Eating them now?

Close!

Blowing Coca Cola bottles up?

You will be the first person to know!

GET OUT OF MY BUSHES.

Hey I don't get games here in the South

Any update on Joh’s injury? Or any info at all really?

Paseman - April 15, 2009 reply

Nothing yet, getting check out blah blah usual post game we-don't-know-anything-yet.

He better not take too much time, Rob Johnson is looking pretty good.

Thank You

All Gameday says is injury timeout, then he ran and got pinch run for at third, which i found unusual that they let him run to third then pulled him… Who comes up if he goes to the DL? Burke or Jeff?

Paseman - April 15, 2009 reply

I'd guess Burke.

The team seems committed to keeping Clement in AAA for the time being.

HAHAHAHA TRAP!!! I'm going with the company line and saying Jeff.

My heart says Burke! Really? I don’t know but Z and Wakamatsu might have something against Jeff, Z has a reputation as a good scout, Wak used to be a catcher.

Possibly bring up Jeff

Just so they can get Adam some AB’s in AAA?

Paseman - April 15, 2009 reply

Plus I'm like the last person to ask this question, there's analysts around here someplace. I'm more of a newsreader.

Baker:

UPDATE 8:46: Johjima left the game with tightness in his right hamstring, the Mariners said. He’ll be re-evaluated tomorrow.

yes, I just saw that he'd left the game

what happened?

Pulled up running the basepaths, in the 5th? Got kind of crazy in there.

During the game they said strained hamstring

Whee I was at the game the Ichislam was awesome

by that point I was like fuck it. Woo Ichiro. Catching up on the thread.

Also Gutz is good at that defense thing.

You are a Mariners fan.

*Mariners fan in Seattle.

Who are you kidding

We're winning you over aren't we

One of us.

GIVE IN

This whole Angels fan thing is just an act, isn't it?

We've known this for a while

Being closeted must be so miserable for some people

YOU SHUT RIGHT UP.

It is repressed Mariner fandom that causes people to become Angels fans.

I thought he deserved the benefit of the doubt :(

He's either a liar or an Angels fan.

Why would he deserve that?

Because deep down I believe he's got a heart of gold.

Hey sailing unit!

THAT ANIMATION DOES NOT SHOW PEOPLE WALKING.

What is it going to take for you to be baptized into the Mariner faith?

We are running out of missionary efforts.

Can't a guy just like Ichiro?

It's because we like you so much and can't process your being an Angels fan.

Also holy crap a lot of people replied to this.

We love you. We pay attention to you.

Or I do anyway.

Missionary efforts!

You're a cool dude, that's why.

If all Angels fans were like you, we'd just hate the A's instead

I'd still hate the Angels.

Damned straight.

Darn tootin.

Probably

The Rangers are just too cute to hate

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

And slightly too far away

I disagree.

NO.

Cute?

Josh Hamilton is kind of a babe.

Saltamacchia married his teacher!

rawr

Makes math easier.

I would argue it would make it harder

You're a sick person. 1 + 1 = Fun.

I stand corrected!

http://sports.rightpundits.com/?p=94

Mrowr

Seconded

My thoughts exactly

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Like a geoduck.

The Rangers are butt ugly butt faces

They don't have Laird anymore, sadly.

.

If you wanna see ugly, take a look at Chris Shelton's pic

The whole "The Natural" thing gets annoying

Did you know he used to be a drug addict?

What? I was talking about the HR music.

Or is this just over my head?

Oh

I thought this was a Josh Hamilton reference, which I replied to with another sarcastic Josh Hamilton reference.

Oops.

Yeah I got the Hamilton thing.

Oh well. Internet!

I hate the A's almost as much...

I would very much still hate the Angels

I would just not hate their fans so much.

Hugs for everyone!

Still an Angels fan, but I love baseball enough that I don’t take an April loss too seriously. The Griffey HR, ichislam, and gutz catch were all a lot of fun to watch.

Also, Endy fucking Chavez? Really?

If he's fucking his last name, he's even cooler than I thought.

It is a rare occurrence when I do not laugh out loud at one of your posts.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

God bless you. Go get your head checked - STAT.

I read this as "SAT". Damn you, college board.

.Taylor - April 15, 2009 reply

Good luck with that.

If it happens to go badly, I need my oil changed…

Fuck it - what am I talking about??

My laid off ass needs my career changed!

At least I would hope that it was his last name and not someone else's.

ThundaPC - April 16, 2009 reply

We're just so confused about how you can be so normal

and then have that sig.

The replay is starting, and they had a little montage, showing a seasons-worth of highlights, from just a handful of games ...

Why the fuck does John Anderson still say "I-cheer-oh" on SportsCenter?

Good God, he’s only been in the United States for NINE YEARS NOW

That's sadly still better than them saying "KEN......JI......JOH....JIMA" in slow motion all the time.

ThundaPC - April 16, 2009 reply

Man I hate when I go to click on a comment and accidentally hit the user's name

Then I’m at their profile and when I come back all the comments are white. Shit balls.

Word

And I just asked you to marry me.

I didn’t hear back, to I went for Lola instead. Sorry. Can I keep your Wii?

Until I want it back, the Wii is yours.

IKFASJF/.DSMVN.ADSMVK.AK/LMADF/KADF/MDF/S/.,.

Robert, I'm sorry your dreams were cut short. Lola and I are happy.

Why can’t you just be happy for us?

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