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How to Win Games Against Edwin Jackson



Seems pretty easy to me.

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Branyan pic: Scott Eklund / P-I
Clement pic: Somewhere in the deeps of MLB.com

 

 

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Branyan's hurt Einstein
Maybe I should have put 'or' somewhere in this post
Something tells me that if we're going to make a push for the playoffs

Jeff Clement is going to have to be a big part of it.

I've been saying this for months
Clement hitting a long flyout in a near-empty Safeco is how to beat Edwin Jackson?

Something tells me if Jeff Clement has to be a big part of a push for the playoffs, we are not making the playoffs.

Motherfucker is completely washed up and can't hit major league pitching.
This is rapidly approaching dead meme territory.
It's not even a meme
Mike Sweeney fucking sucks at baseball and he should have never made the team.
But it's not like that's the sole reason we lost
He has Dr. Phil intangibles though
Dr. Phil is a stupid redneck that exploits people will real problems for monetary gain but putting them on television.

That’s not really what Mike Sweeney is

This subthread seems like it'll go nowhere good
Sweeney was picked over Shelton in part because of his diplomatic skills, right?

Of course ascertaining the value of diplomacy or leadership in a clubhouse as of this point remains elusive (Isn’t Bill James working on it?). Perhaps associating Sweeney’s skills with that of someone who is not licensed to practice psychology anywhere was silly, but maybe it’s appropriate. Sweeney isn’t licensed either.

As a side note, the jab about exploiting people is merely a matter of perspective. Technically anyone who charges for their services in mediating or solving a dispute could be labeled as “exploitive,” but that topic is beyond the scope of the forum so I’ll shut up now.

You just wish you'd thought of it first.

Dr. Phil may be all of those things, but he sure does know how to make a livin’.

My comment above was a nice way of saying that the subthread was done without hiding things :-/
Ah, missed that. Apologies.
Also, Dr Phil doesnt speak Spanish (to my limited knowledge) and is therefore incapable of coaxing improved defense out of Betancourt.
I agree

This team didn’t stretch enough.

I think he means we have to have more white players
I think he means we need more busted left handed hitting power prospects that have to move down the defensive spectrum to firstbase.
Stupid Latin players don't know how to hit.
Wrong

Possibly the greatest thread(s) of all time
At his point, Felix doesn't know how to pitch, either.

I just got an eerie premonition that Felix will be an ESPN Baseball Tonight analyst in 2030, although I’m having trouble visualizing exactly what that would look like.

So yeah, Shelton and Clement would be nice
Clement beat the shit out of Detroit last year

That would have been nice tonight

I think we need to actually score some runs to win this game or any game.
or the other team could have negative runs
Hello, yes. Of course that's what we need to happen.
Needs more Mike Carp.
Your whim is my command
Bhahaha, nice.

And thank you.

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