and occasionally beat the crap out of racist posters after challenging them to put a face to their comments. Except for Robert. I give him special treatment.
I love that there's a special section for it on Wikipedia.
Huh… I didn’t know that Donald Brashear was from Indiana. I want that man back on the US National Team! If we can’t beat the elite teams with skill, we’ll just beat ’em.
If that's an AP photo
can’t you just embed it now, rather than taking a screenshot? Or do you only get access to certain photos?
Eyebrows - April 20, 2009
Embedding it would take the authenticity out of the caption.
Faux - April 20, 2009
Oh right they would fix that eventually.
Eyebrows - April 20, 2009
Bingo!
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
Fahey would have been better.
Maybe next time they can confuse Bocock with Uribe.
Faux - April 20, 2009
Badonkadonk.
abender20 - April 20, 2009
That's not Luke Scott.
Luke Scott has a mullet.
r0ry - April 20, 2009
Look how tan those legs are!
MFAN - April 20, 2009
I can't wait until this site gets it's first black user.
JI - April 20, 2009
Fogel?
Faux - April 20, 2009
Fogel is as black as Michael Bolton
Matthew - April 20, 2009
That no-talent ass clown?
abender20 - April 20, 2009
No politics?
HARRYP09 - April 20, 2009
Well if ningwers can be black, why can't Fogel?
And what about johnbai? I hear he’s as black as the night.
Faux - April 20, 2009
I can't be black.
I like hockey.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
True dat
JI - April 20, 2009
But I hate hockey
and occasionally beat the crap out of racist posters after challenging them to put a face to their comments. Except for Robert. I give him special treatment.
johnbai - April 20, 2009
That's because I feed and money the poor
Robert - April 20, 2009
I approve of using "money" as a verb
Also, I’m scared of your all-bum army.
johnbai - April 20, 2009
I'm *in* his all-bum army.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
Watch out for kevin_ess
Mariner John - April 20, 2009
I call the big one Bitey
Robert - April 20, 2009
Did you end up recruiting sharpening-knife-on-the-sidewalk bum?
That guy was hardcore.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
That was me.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
Thank you for not stabbing me and taking my beans.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
You're welcome. We all need beans.
And I prefer not to stab anyone, really. I prefer to just give them a very, very painfully close shave.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
Ingrown beards are the worst.
Matthew - April 20, 2009
Worse than being stabbed?
ningwers - April 20, 2009
I imagine so, yes.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
I just don't want any hobos stabbing me in order to spare me from the discomfort of ingrown facial hair.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
The only cure for ingrown bears is stabbing yourself multiple times.
In the face!
Matthew - April 20, 2009
Best typo evah
johnbai - April 20, 2009
You're all over it whenever people say "bears" in a comment
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
It's a Stephen Colbert thing
Him and me have an understanding… about bears.
johnbai - April 20, 2009
I thought it was a fat hairy gay man joke.
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2009
So he plays but doesn't enjoy it?
abender20 - April 20, 2009
Does he look black to you?
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
Honestly I have to tell you I don't see color.
JI - April 20, 2009
Black isn't a color
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
In fact it couldn't be further from a color.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
Explain
JI - April 20, 2009
Black is the absence of color
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
In light, but not pigment.
Eyebrows - April 20, 2009
...
http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/Phys/Class/light/u12l2e.html
Faux - April 20, 2009
No way
JI - April 20, 2009
Jarome.
abender20 - April 20, 2009
So, yes.
abender20 - April 20, 2009
He's Canadian.
Doesn’t count.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
Mike Grier
Mariner John - April 20, 2009
It's like trying to find the good non-black non-Canadians in the NBA.
Mariner John - April 20, 2009
I love that there's a special section for it on Wikipedia.
Huh… I didn’t know that Donald Brashear was from Indiana. I want that man back on the US National Team! If we can’t beat the elite teams with skill, we’ll just beat ’em.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
If he's anything like the rest of the Sharks
I’m guessing he’s not a big hockey fan right now.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
While Kevin Weekes down't actually play hockey aside from one or two games a year,
I’m sure he would feel discouraged by your comments and probably write about it on his NHL-hosted blog.
Faux - April 20, 2009
See above.
ningwers - April 20, 2009
Like Robert, I assumed your name was short for your love of black wingers.
That could bring an African-American person to like hockey, I would think. Or at the least soccer.
Faux - April 20, 2009
I can't believe him and butthol came from the same family.
Robert - April 20, 2009
Hominidae?
ningwers - April 20, 2009
Hell yeah black as night
Dewey N - April 20, 2009
It's practically blinding.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
Muchlike hiking on a glacier on a sunny day
JI - April 20, 2009
That won't happen.
Darkness.
abender20 - April 20, 2009
You forgot Manzell.
Eyebrows - April 20, 2009
I'm black
i swear
Max Bailey - April 20, 2009
We prefer the term "Afro-American" here, thank you.
waldo rojas - April 20, 2009
What if he has a fade?
bluemax - April 20, 2009
Colored then.
waldo rojas - April 20, 2009
Im Halfrican-American
Just like Obama! (and Derek Jeter)
Seahawks124 - April 20, 2009
I'm going to be nice this time but please refrain from so much as a political reference in the future
Thanks!
Jeff Sullivan - April 20, 2009
It already does.
Don’t worry, I don’t take it personally.
esoteric - April 20, 2009
Well then I retract my criticisms about Jackie Robinson day.
JI - April 20, 2009
For the record, I am very much a white dude.
I don’t know why I even decided to kid around.
esoteric - April 20, 2009
You root for the Nationals and Mariners
Duh
Robert - April 20, 2009
sup
.Taylor - April 20, 2009
Too suburban to make that joke, sorry.
Faux - April 20, 2009
*Madison Park
same difference though
pdb - April 20, 2009
Capital Hill is pretty urban
.Taylor - April 20, 2009
Not down by the Attic it's not
pdb - April 20, 2009
I saw an Asian person in the MP Tully's last week.
waldo rojas - April 20, 2009
Madison loses all street cred
once you get east of 23rd or so.
johnbai - April 20, 2009
BROADMOOR REPRESENT
pdb - April 20, 2009
Hey pdb, I need a quick word. Can you email me at Taylor2345@gmail.com? Thanks.
.Taylor - April 20, 2009
check your inbox
pdb - April 20, 2009
The Starbucks on 23rd and Jackson is magical.
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2009
Garfield area REPRESENT
seattlebruin - April 20, 2009
he's funny because he likes lasagna
oh wait
pdb - April 20, 2009
Parts of the mural in that shop are awesome.
royalcurve - April 20, 2009
Spelling the name of a neighborhood incorrectly is a pretty sure sign you don't actually live there.
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2009
Okay, frankly, I'm uncomfortable with this discussion. STC, please.
.Taylor - April 20, 2009
Okay?
Aaron Campeau - April 20, 2009
Wait, David Ortiz hit a triple?
appleshampoo - April 20, 2009
I didn't realize the Sox were playing the Phillies today.
abender20 - April 20, 2009
So did Pablo Sandoval the other day.
It’s bizarro week.
johnbai - April 20, 2009
It's been bizarro season in regards to offensive production
Seriously, this is getting nuts.
cwel87 - April 20, 2009
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