Sweeney keeps getting 87mph hangers right where he should want them
he hits them square and they just die in the shallow outfield. I’m going to go ahead and predict that Chavez is going to have a higher ISO on the season than Sweeney.
It would have been borderline had I said "Griffey sure is a pile of poop because he's black and all black people are piles of poop because their skin pigment resembles the color of poop"
It's a shame I was high on meth after cooking said meth and cannot recall becasue it sounds like a gay ol time having sexual intercourse with your mother.
Calling Yuni a “stupid oafsome monkey” in a crowded public area is a excellent way to get your entire section to either stare at you or act visually uncomfortable.
I like him.
Forget Jeffie.
SethGrandpa - April 21, 2009
God damn it Jeff
Corco - April 21, 2009
Kapler should have stayed in gay porn.
JI - April 21, 2009
Not cool Jeff
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
I was so lost..
ermac - April 21, 2009
Linked me to a different thread (?)
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Yeah, that whole "wear helmets while fighting" thing isn't going to work.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
you bastard
and see I told you he only puts up one link
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14536230
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14536230
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14536230
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14536230
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/847988/4-21-open-game-thread#14536230
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Swingy count: 1 swing / 4 pitches
abender20 - April 21, 2009
What the mother fuck is going on!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Yuni!
BrianL - April 21, 2009
You turd Jeff.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
HOW COULD YOU BENCH BETANCOURT
Corco - April 21, 2009
YUNI
SethGrandpa - April 21, 2009
YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TRIPLES ATTACK!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?????????????????
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Seriously...
Was Gabe Kapler playing shortstop?
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
Pinch-run Yuni.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
What the hell?
Kaorikaze - April 21, 2009
!
JI - April 21, 2009
Fuck the world, now Yuni is going to keep his job.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
If he kept this up, you wouldn't mind.
Actually, many people probably would.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
YES!
Rikimbili!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Fucking Yuni why do you get good when we hate you the most
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Stop redeeming yourself yuni
ermac - April 21, 2009
Yuni probably will not be today's biggest suckfest!
themoose - April 21, 2009
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Seriously
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Hooray for Yuni!
JI - April 21, 2009
What the fuck?
Did I just get raped in the face?
section331 - April 21, 2009
That movie was such a letdown
JI - April 21, 2009
Yeah, but it paid well
section331 - April 21, 2009
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?
chinn - April 21, 2009
Ok....
That’s why Yuni frustrates the hell out of people.
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
That is exactly why
section331 - April 21, 2009
Triples: the new bunt!
themoose - April 21, 2009
Our offense is awesome and this is totally sustainable
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
I've gotta think two triples in an inning are extremely rare.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Two triples in one inning? From ROB JOHNSON and YUNI?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Would anyone else still rather see him play better defense than hit triples?
Matthew - April 21, 2009
No fag
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
If he triples every at bat he can play SS like Kevin Mitchell
JI - April 21, 2009
Yeah, I really meant in place of triples every at bat.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
That's how I took it
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
That would be retarded.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Well we just assume that you place an overly high premium on defense.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
That would still be insanely retarded.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
We think you fetishize that much.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
You are all clearly institutionally retarded.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Not as retarded...
as wanting better defense in place of every at bat triples.
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
That's what I'm referring to
Matthew - April 21, 2009
But you said it...
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
GOD
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Call me Tim.
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
I took it that way as well
You know being a writer for several reputable baseball sites I thought you would be able to communicate better in the written medium.
JI - April 21, 2009
Are you high?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
If he hit a triple every time up he would have an OPS of 4.000
he could field however the fuck he wanted and I’d be happy
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
I'd let him swing three times from the on-deck circle if he'd return to 2005 range.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Especially when the triple is hit with a guy on third
What a waste
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Impossible to play better defense than he does right now
so no
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Are you fucking stupid?
JI - April 21, 2009
Zowwee look at that glove!
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Okay, now you're getting overenthusiastic.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
I would because this is only going to happen like 5-10 times at most this season
And he has to play defense every game
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Is Yuni doing anything different, because he's hitting the ball better so far.
russak - April 21, 2009
Wak ball!
JI - April 21, 2009
Fuck Longoria.
hcoguy - April 21, 2009
God fucking dammit
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
What the hell...
SethGrandpa - April 21, 2009
That was retarded on many levels.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Why did Ichiro just try to squeeze?
Corco - April 21, 2009
Hates freedom.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Wak says it was his own fault, he didn't get the message to the baserunner
msb - April 21, 2009
Seriously why the fuck
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Okay that really was pretty selfish
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Fucking Longoria motherfucker
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
What the hell?
BrianL - April 21, 2009
HOLY CRAP GABE KAPLER
Corco - April 21, 2009
WHAT A CATCH!!!!!!!!!
phil333 - April 21, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SethGrandpa - April 21, 2009
Oh jesus
hcoguy - April 21, 2009
Wow.
BrianL - April 21, 2009
Fucking hell.
I guess that’s payback for Rob Johnson.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Gabe Kapler had a bad inning
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Dave has thought there were going to be 4 home runs this inning so far.
themoose - April 21, 2009
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
JI - April 21, 2009
WHY DIDN'T YOU STAY RETIRED
Corco - April 21, 2009
THAT WAS THE WORST AWESOME CATCH EVER
KAPLER YOU SUCK
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
He doesn't get credit for an incredible catch there.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Well the catch was truly incredible
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It really was.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
That was only an impressive because he first misjudged it
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Sweet Christ what the hell
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
They're stealing our bit!
ermac - April 21, 2009
That player was a coach
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
WHAT A FUCKING CATCH
chinn - April 21, 2009
They honestly haven't learned have they.
STOP PLAYING US SO GODDAMN SHALLOW.
Slurvey - April 21, 2009
Ma nishtanah halaila hazeh
abender20 - April 21, 2009
HAHA
Awesome.
CapSea - April 21, 2009
Way to kill a rally dead, Ichiro
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Whoa. Nice catch.
sammy - April 21, 2009
That was Willie-esque
JI - April 21, 2009
Wow I really don't like Dave N.
coolconman - April 21, 2009
Piss off and choke on some cheerios
Matthew - April 21, 2009
I disagree with this statement
Corco - April 21, 2009
Neihaus has lifetime immunity from criticism
ermac - April 21, 2009
I expected that ball to be caught
Endy + Dave probably means high hopes on high fly balls.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
I might really not like you.
It’s an open question at the very least.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Congratulations, this is the world's worst comments
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Agreed.
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Yeah, never criticize Dave directly around here.
You can make fun of individual calls now and then, but anything else would be unwise.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2009
I love him but sometimes it's hard to know what's going on when he's on the radio
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Just listen to the crowd.
He gets it right eventually.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Go listen to Hawk Harrelson bitch.
BrianL - April 21, 2009
I disagree with the undertones implied in this statement
Corco - April 21, 2009
You are in the minority.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2009
I see you've been banned before
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Unjustly
coolconman - April 21, 2009
Riiiiight
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Has anyone ever come over here from Addicted to Quack and NOT been an idiot?
I have nothing against UO. Just a disturbing pattern.
Teej - April 21, 2009
WHAT
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Seriously, WHAT? How can you call yourself a Mariners fan?
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
I don't know how I missed this asinine statement.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I'm kind of in shock that someone actually feels that way about Dave
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
If Kapler hit an identical fly ball Chavez catches it while yawning
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Well Gutierrez anyway
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Yawning don't make highlight reels!
ermac - April 21, 2009
Yuni's positioning finally paid off.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Wow Yuni threw with aim better than a stormtrooper
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Well a Star Wars one at least
Germans are historically pretty accurate
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Well, duh.
They’re fucking German.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Hey look who made a play on defense?
And totally shouldn’t be benched!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Mmmmm
Big Jared - April 21, 2009
If this comment were posted by a DRB user it would be a hundred times more queer
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
And 300 times more furrier
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Indeed it would
JI - April 21, 2009
Ew.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/21/848200/4-21-open-game-thread-part-2#14536338
JI - April 21, 2009
So, who has baseball's worst built body?
Prince?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
That or Sabathia.
BrianL - April 21, 2009
Greg Maddux
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
This is a queer choice.
JI - April 21, 2009
I agree, gotta be Maddux
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
What a dreamboat
JI - April 21, 2009
NOLAbaiting is illegal on this site
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Fuck that noise, the Braves kick ass.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Seriously the Braves are awesome
NOLA is retarded
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
They've lost two in a row to the worst team in baseball
Even I laugh at the Braves right now.
And Jeff Francoeur can take his fucking “rebuilt swing” and shove it sideways.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Nobody cares about the Nationals.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Provably false, fool.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Nobody that matters.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Provably false, fool.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Prove it.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
I'll matter someday!
My mom said so when I was a wee lad.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Prove it.
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Prove that you want him to prove it.
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
I'm listening to the tape recording of her saying it that I keep with me as a memento.
She was killed when hit by one of Mike Sweeney’s home run balls during his 77 HR season.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Prove it?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I have tired of this
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Wasn't it 84?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It was such a magical season that the numbers run together in my mind.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Fuck the Braves
but I like Maddux and Smoltz
JI - April 21, 2009
gobble gobble
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Well that's just not fair
now that he’s retired you have to use an example of him in his prime
JI - April 21, 2009
My memory of Greg Maddux is that he retired a fat sweaty slob
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
He struck out Mo Vaughn?
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
I remember when WTBS stood for
Whoa Those Braves Suck
JI - April 21, 2009
He just has a beautiful mind.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Pablo Sandival
JI - April 21, 2009
Bartolo Colon is shaped like a stress ball.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Mr. Met
sammy - April 21, 2009
Maybe Prior.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
All those terrible mechanics.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Counsell
JI - April 21, 2009
Jim Abbott?
…too soon?
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Jim Abbott died?
JI - April 21, 2009
No.
Nick Adenhart would be too soon.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Any body fails in a high impact crash.
Even Gabe’s.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Winner.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Griffey!
Big Jared - April 21, 2009
"Juiced Balls?"
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Sounds dirty.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Yeah....
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I wonder if there's a magazine called Muscular Dystrophy
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Fudge
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
The Stephen Hawking memorial issue is in galleys right now.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
It's not nice of them to put that on the shelf right next to Muscular Dystrophy magazine
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
LATE LATE LATE
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
And to think I withheld typing mine out earlier because I wanted to go pour another glass of root beer.
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
What I learned from the broadcast poll: Seattle fans don't care for Native Americans or Greeks.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Uh, not that I mind Washburn facing Pena who he is DOMINATING
but where the hell was that fourth pitch?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
OH NO AN INJURY PROBLEM
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
THIS COULD MEAN THE END OF OUR SEASON
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT WASH!?!?!?!?!
SethGrandpa - April 21, 2009
Not make a sequel?
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Shut up.
msb - April 21, 2009
oh thank god it was a false alarm
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Ruh roh
Corco - April 21, 2009
OH NOES
JI - April 21, 2009
Sudden onset sucktitis.
BrianL - April 21, 2009
Was he traded?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Did Jarrod just get traded?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
The Twins finally followed through on that offer from last season.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
No it's the Yankees
They saw Jarrod get all these K’s today and picked him up to pitch solely against the Rays
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
ZOMG Washburn's luck just ran out?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
So Garret Olson and Jakubauskas will mamke a nice back of the rotation all season
Corco - April 21, 2009
Trade value.... declining
D:
IceStormV1 - April 21, 2009
How do you get 2 outs on 3 pitches then walk the next batter on 4?
I dont care if its Longoria, see how far he can hit it… you dont gift wrap them a potential rally.
Basically Washburn sucks….
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Hmm
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
ALMOST GOT HIM JARROD
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Wait, we're winning?
JI - April 21, 2009
I just noticed that also.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
SWEET!
section331 - April 21, 2009
This is not looking good
section331 - April 21, 2009
JARROD FOR LOOGY OWNS PENA
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
WASHBURNED!
Slurvey - April 21, 2009
OH MY GOD WE'RE THE BEST TEAM EVER
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
HOW DID WE EVER LOSE A GAME
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Phew
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Uh... wow. Well done, Wash.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I'm sorry sb :(
I take it all back.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
JARROD WASHBURN
M-V-P
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Outland Trophy! Conn Smythe!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I voted for him for Sixth Man of the Year
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Just wait until he starts Running the Train.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Doesn't that imply he has friends to run a train with?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Roughly five of them, yes. Probably a local Scout troop.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Quiet applause.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Hobie Baker?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
How on earth is Jarrod Washburn making Carlos Pena look so goddamn foolish?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
And it was a 77 MPH breaking ball!
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Oh great,
Work caused me to miss a heck of an inning. Well, except for Pena. Wow, WTF.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
I see Northeastern didn't prepare Carlos Pena for life in the big leagues
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
What a waste of a five-year program
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Shocking
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Who needs defense when you have Washburn?
sammy - April 21, 2009
MUST BE FUN TO BE OWNED BY WASBURN
chinn - April 21, 2009
Oh yeah
Matthew - April 21, 2009
your're mean
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
.685 OPS!
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Better than Beltre!
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I wish the mother fucker would have taken a walk back when he was good
JI - April 21, 2009
Griffey quit on that play
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
He's going to be impeached during the next kangaroo court.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
That was the quietest strikeout ever
He looked like he just stopped trying to play baseball and went to sit down.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
If this is the case, I'm glad I didn't see it.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Wow, Beltre held off on a slider down and away and didn't have to appeal.
Quiet progress.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Followed by the strikeout
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
I just noticed Beltre's pitcher on Gameday is absolutely terrible
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Sonnestine?
Majic - April 21, 2009
He's saying "picture" with an accent
ermac - April 21, 2009
Wow just noticed that typom wierd coincidence
Both pictures are bad though.
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Fail again, Typo*
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
You should see his picture on SB Nation.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
The left-eye not fully open tactic.
I break that out a lot when I drink too much/ just the right amount.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Huh?
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Our middle of the order is so so sad right now
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Sweeney time!
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Sweeney wants to win!
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
If the playoffs started today the Mariners would be in!
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Sweeney?!
Slurvey - April 21, 2009
Mike Sweeney is back, fuckers
Matthew - April 21, 2009
When was he here?
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Mike Sweeney is making it hard to DFA him as quickly as I would like.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
So the the anti-Wilkerson
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
SINGLES ATTACK
chinn - April 21, 2009
I miss that gif.
Haven’t seen it in a while.
Eyebrows - April 21, 2009
Mike Sweeney now has a .290 batting average somehow
Kaorikaze - April 21, 2009
I was lonesome for Jose Vidro
JI - April 21, 2009
"Oh My God" was very audible.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
SWING THROUGH OR DON'T SWING AT ALL YOU STUPID MEXICAN
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Kendry Morales is long gone.
Venezuela? That’s the safe bet for M’s Latinos.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
87 MPH is high heat?
hcoguy - April 21, 2009
Hmmm 6 K's
Halfway there
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Livin' on a Prayer?
Majic - April 21, 2009
Take my hand, we'll make it.
I swear.
Majic - April 21, 2009
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Just had to, didn't you.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
If he didn't I would have
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO POSTED THE RONALD MCDONALD GREMLIN
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
you sir, are a hero
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Gracias
Majic - April 21, 2009
I CANNOT FIND THE GREMLIN
frownfrownfrown
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
I have a Youkilis version!
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
POST IT
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
DO NOT POST IT
JI - April 21, 2009
DON'T LISTEN TO JI
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
LISTEN TO JI
JI - April 21, 2009
POST IT
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It's nice to see that we've come full circle
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
BUT JI DIDN'T WANT IT POSTED
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
LISTEN TO A GUY FROM KENT!
DO IT
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
Always good advice
Kentons do not lie.
Mariner John - April 21, 2009
Goddammit Fogel
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
GOD NO NO NO
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
yes yes yes
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Yay!
JI - April 21, 2009
fuck fuck fuck fuck YES
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Hello, it's me....
I haven’t seen you for a long long while….
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Whoopie!
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Ahhhhh yeah suckas.
We doin’ this.
katal - April 21, 2009
It's really not that bad.
Stop overreacting, you pussies.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
It's still going!!!
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
HOW DOES HE DO THAT
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Hahahahaha
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
When I stare at it I hear Rob Zombie's "Never gonna stop"
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
YES YES YES
This is amazing
Mariner John - April 21, 2009
I have the gremlin and the Youkilis gremlin, but I keep them to myself. They are precious to me.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
BURN HIM
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Sweeney keeps getting 87mph hangers right where he should want them
he hits them square and they just die in the shallow outfield. I’m going to go ahead and predict that Chavez is going to have a higher ISO on the season than Sweeney.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Its' veteran privelige
He gets easy pitches as part of his pension
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Jose Lopez looks like a guy who farts smellier than average farts.
JI - April 21, 2009
I was surprised to see the author of this comment.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I wanted to use it on Silva but it was too obvious
JI - April 21, 2009
It's probably a dead meme, but c'mon: SILVA
esoteric - April 21, 2009
I feel like I've already made the Silva farting jokes before
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Prove it.
JI - April 21, 2009
I was wrong
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
For a second I thought I subconsciously ripped off a Ziggy
JI - April 21, 2009
Ziggy's gotten too preachy lately.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Coach would know what that means
JI - April 21, 2009
But you did leave this gem:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/10/13/634215/10-13-open-alcs-game-3-thr#9356067
Teej - April 21, 2009
That's probably what I was thinking of
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Usually loud does not equal smelly
JI - April 21, 2009
yay canucks...
Matthew - April 21, 2009
I, for one, am glad to see Captain Mike Sweeney doing well
Corco - April 21, 2009
ZOOM!
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
WashburnKKKKKK
ermac - April 21, 2009
JARROD WASHBURN IS GOOD
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
*God
abender20 - April 21, 2009
*Dog
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
How in god's name does Washburn keep getting swinging strikeouts?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Somebody beside Carlos Pena swung and missed!
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Jpw maty dor the Filden Sivreri?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Holy shit, that's what I get for typing while looking away from the screen.
That should’ve been: “How many for the Golden Sombrero?”
esoteric - April 21, 2009
I figured it was something Jewy
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It's actually Hebrew.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Zayin b'ayin!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I thought you were just speaking Finnish
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Fuck those faggy Finno-Ugric languages.
I’m straight Indo-European ballin’ all the way, bitch.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
I thought that was some fucked up language or something
At least you got the right amount of letters and stuff
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
The DET vs LAA is in the 5th inning...
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
...and?
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Sims was saying the game was "Final"
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Ah ha.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
3-2 Detroit
ermac - April 21, 2009
Watching scoreboards is fun!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Sims was "told the game is final."
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
And it's still in the fifth
wait till it’s over then we can talk/
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Jezus
WASH KKKKKKK
Majic - April 21, 2009
Majic - April 21, 2009
DUBYA TEE EFF WASHBURN
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
JARROD!
JI - April 21, 2009
Seven...strikeouts...
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Those new mechanics are working wonders.
JI - April 21, 2009
Go Washburn (?)
ewakio - April 21, 2009
Jarrod Washburn is all that is man
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
WHY IS THIS TEAM SO GODDAMN CONFUSING
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
I'm stunned.
He has SEVEN strikeouts??!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
TRADE TRADE TRADE
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I'd love for someone to hand him another team's jersey when he gets out of the shower.
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
I DONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
abender20 - April 21, 2009
WHAT THE HELL
chinn - April 21, 2009
88 pitches.
Commence Jaws theme.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Quick,
someone give him the flu.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
RE-SIGN WASHBURN!!!!
IceStormV1 - April 21, 2009
Happy Jarrod day, indeed.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
OH FUCK THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR FETUS
JI - April 21, 2009
HEY THE LL GANG IS ON TV!!!!
chinn - April 21, 2009
Huh? Where?
katal - April 21, 2009
THEY WERE GETTING RALLY FRIES AND HIGH-FIVING!
chinn - April 21, 2009
That wasn't them, you adorable ninny!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I was expecting Graham and Kirsten.
katal - April 21, 2009
Oh wait, yeah I was too. I guess there are other "LL gang" people.
Oopsie.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Yyyyyyeah =/ Same here.
So who were those members of the LL gang, Chinn?
katal - April 21, 2009
WHAT WHERE
JI - April 21, 2009
HUH?
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
what
Corco - April 21, 2009
I KNEW THEY HAD CAMERAS IN HERE
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
The Mariners should put Griffey in the field
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Come to think of it I'm surprised they've kept him off it so much
Though I’m sure Endy’s hot streak is fueling that
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Yuni, 2 swings, 6 pitches
abender20 - April 21, 2009
2 /7. Someone ripped him a new asshole
abender20 - April 21, 2009
2/8. Astonishing.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Gabe Kapler fields like a man getting his picture taken by an indecisive photographer
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Looked like he posed for a second after throwing the ball in.
hcoguy - April 21, 2009
I think Wakamatsu pretty clearly had a talk with Yuni today or yesterday
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Throughout the talk, he had a Jeffknife in one hand.
In his other hand he held Yuni’s scrotum.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
gay
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
And they say Managers don't do any dirty work...
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
About taking pitches, maybe
what about the other thing
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
There is no other thing silly
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
WAKA WAKA WAKA
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
FOCUS
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
He hasn't made back to back errors
YET.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
TAKE A PITCH OR I EAT THIS WHITE BABY!!!1!11!!
Majic - April 21, 2009
Not edgy enough.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
A sad commentary
on what our society has become.
sheds single tear
Majic - April 21, 2009
Start eating some starving African children and then maybe you'll have something.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I mean hey, you're solving two hunger problems at once.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Ha!
Majic - April 21, 2009
Well that was just idiotic
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Dave said "right idea, wrong direction"
Don’t contradict Dave!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Yes that's Dave's job
Fett42 - April 21, 2009
Well that was odd.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Not as idiotic as Neifi Perez bunt grounding out for the last out in the 9th inning of a one run game
I saw this happen. It was awesomely stupid.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
I bet Carlos Gomez does this.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Have scientists ever tried to breed a gator and a monkey?
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Ask your mom
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
My mom is not actually up to date on the latest in scientific research
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Heh....
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Kirsten is at the game.
JI - April 21, 2009
I am guessing Yuni did that on his own to try to show some "effort."
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
STOP BUNTING YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
OR AT LEAST HIT IT TOWARDS FIRST
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
And Betancourt was doing so good with 2-0 count.....
Taking 2 pitches in a row must be first for him this season
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
I'm starting to think Yuni is literally retarded.
JI - April 21, 2009
With a capital R!
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Capital ARD!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
That would still mean he was more intelligent than a monkey.
JI - April 21, 2009
World's Smartest Monkey sounds way better than World's Most Retarded Shortstop
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It's all about expectation.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
JI - April 21, 2009
Subject line you rabbit killer
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Too large, too slow to load, no way to minimize.
Since when did you become SRQman?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Too large?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
247 kb?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
The Beltre gif was much more massive.
JI - April 21, 2009
I get that all the time.
JI - April 21, 2009
From guys
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Your point?
JI - April 21, 2009
Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah! Doo dah!
Camptown race track five miles long, ohh doo dah day!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Ever since I got this LASIK surgery the whole fucking world seems way too in focus.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Some of them can do math.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Normal monkeys are capable of learning
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Awwww shit.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Right on cue.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
So does Washburn detonate in this inning?
Or does Wakamatsu realize that it’s all coming apart and pull him before it’s too late?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
1. maybe, 2. no.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Someone's warming up.
Good.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Seems like a silly thing to say when you don't know who it is
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It could be Burke
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
We've acquired Swisher for middle relief.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Knuckleball bitches!
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Only if there's someone I don't want to see.
I think.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
BRING IN BELUGA!
chinn - April 21, 2009
Why aren't the Rays bunting here?
I don’t understand.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
The Rays don't understand Wak-ball.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
I'm still sussing it out myself.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
See?
Should have bunted.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
90 MPH?
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
There is a northerly wind.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
STRIKE OUT STRIKE OUT STRIKE OUT
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
WE WANT NUMBER 8
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Now pull him.
katal - April 21, 2009
K*8!
Majic - April 21, 2009
Is there some reason why Crawford doesn't lead off?
Doesn’t he always hit second?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Washburn is just setting up the double play here.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
WRONG
esoteric - April 21, 2009
DING DONG! NUMBER 8!!!!!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I'm glad to see this use of ding dong.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Beautiful pitch
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
SIT DOWN GAYWAD
chinn - April 21, 2009
He's throwing a legit 90 miles per hour
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
He better be on the roids
JI - April 21, 2009
Kenny Powers revival time.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
8! 8! 8! 8! 8! 8! 8!
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
WKaKsKhKbKuKrKnK!!!!
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Jarrod is getting some nice calls
and apparently MLB.tv is getting behind again
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Are you nexdeffing?
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Nope
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Just switch to the tampa feed then switch back.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Ingenius
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
SOMEBODY PUT UP THE DICKBURN GIF PLEASE
chinn - April 21, 2009
YOU ARE SO COURTEOUS
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I CAN'T SAY NO BECAUSE I WANTED THE YOUKILIS GREMLIN POSTED
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Washburn has a 16-4 K-BB ratio this year. This makes me happy.
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Surely this is sustainable.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Well that looked like an easy play on Kapler at 3B
Matthew - April 21, 2009
It looked like he forgot how many outs there were
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
We didn't exist in 1939
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
NINE
katal - April 21, 2009
NINE?
Holy crap.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
HOLY GOD
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
STRIKE OUT STRIKE OUT!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Very nice
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
KKKKKKKKK!
IceStormV1 - April 21, 2009
TRADE TRADE TRADE TARDE
HE WILL NEVER PITCH BETTER
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Ballin'
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Oh snap 9 K's for Washburn? How is that possible?
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
NINE NINE NICE 999999
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
NO WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
3rd most triples in a 5 year span since WWII?
Wow…….who wouldn’t want that?
Limerickx - April 21, 2009
FUCK ME IN THE EAR THAT WAS FILTHY!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
HATTH FUCE W
ASOHY S EYBOARD YPING CKARDS? WABTKYMIW L
Corco - April 21, 2009
Great, more Hebrew.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Shalom
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
This doesnt make sense
When I type it keeps going backwards but only sometimes
Corco - April 21, 2009
For instance if I dont manually correct every letter this phrase would read like this
Frnsce f o maualy coeceveter ths phrase woud readletsih ki l itl lyre trrlntndI inati o
Corco - April 21, 2009
Your keyboard is clearly drunk
Pour some coffee on it to wake it up
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
I'm getting sick of typing my comments in notepad and copying and pasting in
but am also too lazy to restart Firefox (and have to reopen MLB.tv) which I know would fix the problem
Corco - April 21, 2009
Two different browsers!
Chrome for LL, FF for MLB.
Faux - April 21, 2009
Stick with the gibberish.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Th' heestdea vehed a ay!dllar Ii b atsta
Corco - April 21, 2009
I concur
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Now he's just showing off.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Yodo eve knw wa thatsysa thatont'n u
Corco - April 21, 2009
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WASHBURN
YOU JUST GOT A BONER DIDN’T YOU
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
BAHAHAHAHA
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
9 is kinda close to 16
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
*I* certainly did...
section331 - April 21, 2009
All my ladies :)
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
:o
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
This is the GTE we've all been waiting for.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS
JI - April 21, 2009
FHOLY FUCKING ASS
chinn - April 21, 2009
I AM NOT BELIEVING WHAT I'M SEEING
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Jarrod? Is that you?
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
What in the beautiful 32D tits is happening tonight
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Sub thread closed.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Damn.
Limerickx - April 21, 2009
Too big
JI - April 21, 2009
Oh snap 9
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Jarrod Washburn threw 103 pitches and struck out NINE batters.
No, I don’t understand it either.
Jesus, Baker really WAS right about how Washburn eats the Rays for breakfast.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Could a player be traded during a game?
And if so, could they be traded for someone on the opposing team?
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
I hear the Angels need some starting pitching.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Randy Johnson was traded during a game.
John Parrish was traded to the opposing team, but that did not occur during the game.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Hahahaha Washburn's scared of the bullpen
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
DICKBURN DICKBURN DICKBURN DICKBURN
chinn - April 21, 2009
Gameday called that a called strike.
Matthew - April 21, 2009
Ho. Lee. Gawd.
9 Ks.
Majic - April 21, 2009
This is incomprehensible.
Washburn, 9Ks??
Does not compute.
ewakio - April 21, 2009
I don't even have a silly picture for that...
Majic - April 21, 2009
GREMLIN
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
There are some things even Gremlin cannot explain
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
No no.
Not here. Not for this. This is…
speechless
Majic - April 21, 2009
This silly enough?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
This'll do.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Or this.
Somehow he holds on runners REALLY well in his contract years.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
drat.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
See what happens when he doesn't have to throw to Kenji???
esoteric - April 21, 2009
EVERYBODY BACK ON THE PILE
abender20 - April 21, 2009
The smile pile?
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
The vertical smile pile?
abender20 - April 21, 2009
!
chinn - April 21, 2009
FUCKING FAIL
chinn - April 21, 2009
Yes!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Scioscia just got ejected... again
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Found it!
JI - April 21, 2009
Had to knock some rust off that one huh
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
He looks like a beaver
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
I always thought he looked like a squirrel
but use of the word beaver is ok by me
JI - April 21, 2009
I was on the chipmunk bandwagon, but I guess that's fine.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
The fuck?
Endy smoked that
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Thought that was gonzo
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
How did that ball not get out?
That was an Ibanez swing.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Endy corks his bat but leaves out the cork.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Still getting Griffey ovations
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It's going to be so awkward when we cut him in June
JI - April 21, 2009
I bet it happens all season long..
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
but attendance
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
I feel like Rizzs' call on this Endy pop up was better than Niehaus' call on the last one.
Didn’t get my hopes up.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
That was almost awesome
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
Oh God Aardsma time
anyone have Bayer? It’s supposed to help prevent heart attacks, right?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
I've been putting myself in pentabarb comas
abender20 - April 21, 2009
.
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
Griffey sure is a pile of poop
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
yes
Corco - April 21, 2009
At least he didn't strike out for once
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
That's BELOVED pile of poop to you.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
VERY MANURE-Y
chinn - April 21, 2009
You beat me to it.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
He makes up for it in making clubhouse guys smile!
ermac - April 21, 2009
At least it was a line drive?
Anybody?…no
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Rizzs liked it.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
No, fuck him
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
He should retire as a Brave
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Why would he retire with the team he beat in the 94 WS?
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
A pile of poor who draws fans!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
I'm slow
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
This was one of the times where a photoshop wasn't necessary
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
It was MSPaint if that makes a difference
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
It really does. I would not want to see that in Photoshop
Corco - April 21, 2009
I laughed
Corco - April 21, 2009
See, I was expecting something like this
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
But to the fans, he's one of those piles of poop that resembles Jesus
So sure, it’s a pile of stinky poop, but you can get $25 for it on Ebay.
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
I like him!
JI - April 21, 2009
.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Not it's not.
JI - April 21, 2009
It would be if he had said "I didn't know they could stack shit that high"
abender20 - April 21, 2009
No it wouldn't
JI - April 21, 2009
It would have been borderline had I said "Griffey sure is a pile of poop because he's black and all black people are piles of poop because their skin pigment resembles the color of poop"
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I don't see it.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I'm glad you didn't say that. Too long winded.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Agreed, especially since your a white and I have recently learned that white people have had a history of mistreating Africans
JI - April 21, 2009
What do you call all of those credit card scams? I demand reparations!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Dude, it's nothing to joke about.
JI - April 21, 2009
I found this on the Reds' blog long ago
I’ll always love him, but Christ he’s old.
Big Jared - April 21, 2009
Who the fuck would want miniature hamburgers?
JI - April 21, 2009
YOUR MOM HAHAHAHA
chinn - April 21, 2009
The shitty taste of generic hamburgers, now in less filling form!
esoteric - April 21, 2009
White Castle enthusiasts?
Corco - April 21, 2009
The most horrible burgers I've ever had.
And I eat in NJ diners.
Faux - April 21, 2009
Normally this would be something I might be expected to idolize
but I can’t stand White Castle
Corco - April 21, 2009
I like White Castle
but fully realize I am in the minority.
sammy - April 21, 2009
I like knowing there is one nearby
Corco - April 21, 2009
Only 50 miles round trip!
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
I'm unfortunately 914 miles away from one at the moment. But I want to be closer
Corco - April 21, 2009
Whoa dude you're really pissing off the dwarf community right now.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
And the Hamburglar's wife
you just called her kids ugly
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Well that's a demographic I didn't even consider
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Be more thorough with your considerations please
kthx
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Miniature people?
ermac - April 21, 2009
Sliders are tasty.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Them Jack in the Box mini sirloin burgers
be miiiiiiighty tasty
Majic - April 21, 2009
Frahm
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Only if larger hamburgers are not available
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Yall
can even get them at Applebees, Fridays, and Red Robin now
Corco - April 21, 2009
Cows...
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
People who want to think they're getting more of something
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
It was less annoying than the Burger King ads
JI - April 21, 2009
"Rick Aardsma?"
esoteric - April 21, 2009
So that was close to the strike zone
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
STRIKE HIM OUT AARDVAARK
chinn - April 21, 2009
TASTE MY PAIN BITCH
abender20 - April 21, 2009
THE DIRT DOES NOT REPRESENT THE STRIKEZONE
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Fun stat
The word regression has only been used twice in today’s threads.
Neither was referring to Washburn.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Aaarrrrrrrrrdsma
Majic - April 21, 2009
WALK THE WORLD GIF!!!!
chinn - April 21, 2009
Shouldn't Morrow be warming up by now?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
"Those guys have done a great job of throwing strikes"
Ball four.
:D
Limerickx - April 21, 2009
David Aardsma...Cock of the Walk!
Majic - April 21, 2009
Was Felix just holding a bat and blowing snot rockets
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Use your DVR rich boy
JI - April 21, 2009
It's broke
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Tell it to get a job
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Sounds like you should get a refund
JI - April 21, 2009
Throw some D's on that bitch!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Yes. Yes he was.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
If you ask I'm not gonna gif it
JI - April 21, 2009
What if we don't ask?
Limerickx - April 21, 2009
Good ol' reverse psychology
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Could you please gif it
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
If I get your mom's permission maybe
JI - April 21, 2009
I think she gave you permission to do anything last night when you fucked her
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
Well that was forward
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
It's a shame I was high on meth after cooking said meth and cannot recall becasue it sounds like a gay ol time having sexual intercourse with your mother.
JI - April 21, 2009
Damn Spokanians and your meth
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Good thing I videotaped it!
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
That shows initiative!
JI - April 21, 2009
Too bad your camera was also sold for meth with the video still in it
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Way to cut him off at the pass
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Too bad his mother didn't do as much
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
AARDSMA THREW A NOT A FASTBALL
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
(It was a ball) :(
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
My favorite part of him is his control of his fastball
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
See also: The only part of him
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Keeps the ball down, too.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Aardsma's favorite part of this sentance is 'fastball'
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
JESUS ASS
chinn - April 21, 2009
JUICY
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Get off of this team Aardsma
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
OUR BULLPEN IS NEVER GOING TO ALLOW A HOME RUN
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MAGICAL THIS IS GOING TO BE FOR US
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
chinn - April 21, 2009
I just Griffeyed my pants.
Corrected.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
YES
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Aardsma'd!
JI - April 21, 2009
HIS DOMINANCE WAS A SUCH IT LIKE HE LITERALLY DRY SHAVED THE OPPOSING BATSMAN'S TESTICLES
JI - April 21, 2009
The feeling of shorn testicles is exquisite...
section331 - April 21, 2009
Thank you for being big, Safeco.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I enjoyed that call by Niehaus.
And the result
yuniform - April 21, 2009
That was Aard to watch
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
HA!
Majic - April 21, 2009
Regression Reaper is coming to get our Bullpen
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
That's three
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
You knew we eventually this gamethread would experience some regression towards the regression mean
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Easy, Erik.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Aardsmas are becoming seriously underrated
Though there should be a warning they are not for people with heart problems.
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Jesus Dave Niehaus called a good long out that time
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
I haven't heard him in a while but he sure loves to scream for the high fly balls.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
He was very restrained on this one, which actually scared me more. Thought it was going to be one of those hits that just carries
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
You suck Beltre
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
liar.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
JESUS BELTRE
chinn - April 21, 2009
IF MORROW FUCKS THIS UP
I WILL BE DESPONDENT
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
And I'll be a prophet
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Per Gameday...
David Aardsma
Out Pitch: Slider
That inning…
16 fastballs
2 Sliders
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
I don't understand
He got 3 outs that inning. Something’s broken
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Yep
Gameday’s “scouting” is.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Rather appropriately Balfour has a 2:1 BB:K ratio
Nick S - April 21, 2009
SWEENEY!
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Sweeney is feeling it
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Sweeeeney!!!
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
Gabe Kapler is a good outfielder
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I LOVE YOU MIKE SWEENEY
Corco - April 21, 2009
.313
Kaorikaze - April 21, 2009
Wheeeeee
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
HOLY GUACAMOLE
chinn - April 21, 2009
Sweeney!
Majic - April 21, 2009
At a quick glance, my first question was "How is Sweeney related to Ludwig van Beethoven?"
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Duh duh duh DUUUUHHHHHH
Majic - April 21, 2009
As if.
msb - April 21, 2009
LOAFIETIME
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Outfield was playing him way in
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
Mike Sweeney has a better OPS than Ken Griffey Jr
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Cedeno better be at SS next inning
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
But Yuni would be awful at 2nd
(c’mon, someone with the punchline…)
yuniform - April 21, 2009
he'll be at 2nd with Lopez moving to 1st
Corco - April 21, 2009
DON'T BE A DUMBFUCK LOAF
chinn - April 21, 2009
I wouldn't play the percentages on that one.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
SEE? THAT'S WHY.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
hahaha
Kaorikaze - April 21, 2009
Umm
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
Ahh...Loafie.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
FUCKING LOAFIETIME
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
What in the name of fuckstains was that swing?
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Wow...
Lopez has a serious case of Yuni disease.
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
Being Mexican isn't a disease
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Although it should be
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Am I right?
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
u r rite
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Wow
I don’t think I can be part of a site that is this literally racist
JI - April 21, 2009
Way to open a Mexi-can of worms
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
OMGZ RACISTS!
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
Racist
But I agree
ermac - April 21, 2009
That pitch was at Mike Morse's eyes
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Ahaha.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I hope it didn't blind him!
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
We should have left him at SS
then we would have never had the Yuni problem
JI - April 21, 2009
Bench Loafie and Yuni damnit.
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
So we clone Ronny and play him at both SS and 2B?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
And play who at 2nd?
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
MORSE!!
kentroyals5 - April 21, 2009
Beltre, bitches
Corco - April 21, 2009
Beltre covers the waterfront
And the IF
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Cedeno and Branyan middle infield?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
That was interesting, Jose
BHP - April 21, 2009
Holy fuck Loafie did Yunin beg you to swing more just for him?
abender20 - April 21, 2009
What the hell ass kind of swing was that
Nick S - April 21, 2009
MORROWTIME MOTHERFUCKERS
JI - April 21, 2009
Free Ronny
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Too many fastballs
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Yay for Rob Johnson being bad again!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
I have complete faith in Brandon
Majic - April 21, 2009
I have pre-Morrow tingles
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I wonder if yours feel different than mine.
JI - April 21, 2009
Are yours in the crotch area?
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
You think you're excited? Feel these nipples!
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I'm not Robert
jesus
That guy is a fucking queermo
JI - April 21, 2009
Guillermo Quiroz?
abender20 - April 21, 2009
what
JI - April 21, 2009
I bet they're similar.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
ROB JOHNSON EATS COLONIC BAGS
chinn - April 21, 2009
Grant Balfour's neck is broader than his head
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Like Henry Rollins?
JI - April 21, 2009
MORROWTIME ASSCHEEKS
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Alright more fastballs!!!!
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Morrowtime hits the bigtime lexicon
wooooo
JI - April 21, 2009
This picture made me laugh.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
Alright, am I think only one who thinks of Israel (via the Balfour accord) every time I see Grant Balfour?
And I’m not even Jewish. Just a giant nerd.
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
No
But I know what you’re talking about.
ewakio - April 21, 2009
I think goalie.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Traditional Stats
ERA: 5.73
Opponent Ave: .063
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
If Brandon Morrow's entrance music is Lenny Kravitz then that is a marked downgrade from before
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
At least Katy Perry is more edgy
JI - April 21, 2009
THROW 100 AGAIN
DO IT
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
DON'T BE A DICK MORROW
chinn - April 21, 2009
Does Morrow have an entrance song yet?
Cause if the Rock isn’t using his anymore I saw Morrow takes it and runs with it. Then he could get a nickname too.
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
You could hear a mouse fart in Safeco at the moment
BHP - April 21, 2009
YOU SUCK MORROW
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
It still hurts the WHIP, but at least it wasn't a walk!
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
?
Faux - April 21, 2009
Do IBB count towards WHIP
Because I think that would be the baseball equivalent
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
FUCKWADS
chinn - April 21, 2009
Morrow's Gameday picture is whiter than the light absorbed by Yuni's skin
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Prove it
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
I'm dumbfounded.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Well that was worth it
JI - April 21, 2009
Yup.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
He looks like a real assclown
Morrow too
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Nice hitting by Navarro.
That was a solid pitch.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Sweet. Here we go.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
The default angle on gameday is really annoying
JI - April 21, 2009
I hate how it resets after every batter, too.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Pretty easy to fix
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Only loses use the 3D option anyway.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
*losers
Christ.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Is it losers or Christ?
Make up your mind
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Morrow doesn't throw his bendy things anymore
:(
ewakio - April 21, 2009
Wait for it
abender20 - April 21, 2009
HOW ABOUT NOW MOTHER FUCKER
abender20 - April 21, 2009
It's all straight now!
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Ahh yes
No better time than the last strike of the game.
ewakio - April 21, 2009
Lot of Gabes running around Alabama, I'm sure
BHP - April 21, 2009
96 mph is boring.
Am I right?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
0-2 mid plate?
Oh noes
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
And again?
At least the result was good
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
THROW A GODDAM NON FASTBALL
chinn - April 21, 2009
BLESS YOU
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
This may work out, but I'm not impressed yet
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
I feel a lot more comfortable with Morrow facing the bottom of their lineup.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Foul-outs are delightful.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
God our coaches sure love fastballs
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
With Balfour's inning and Aardsma before, 20+ fasballs have been thrown in a row
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
I hear 98, 98 going once do i hear 99?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
I hate how the speed guns are so maddeningly inconsistent
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Does anybody else get irritated when the announcers confuse the term best with the term fasterst?
DAMellen - April 21, 2009
That second one isn't a word
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
You knew what I meant and still you mocked me?
For shame, sir.
DAMellen - April 21, 2009
Have you met Jeff?
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
WHO THE FUCK IS CLAPPING SO LOUD ON MLB.TV ITS ANNOYING
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
It sounds like something else.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
It sure does
Kaorikaze - April 21, 2009
I'M GOING TO DRIVE UP THERE AND SHOVE HIS HANDS UP HIS ASS
chinn - April 21, 2009
what if it's a hot chick
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
HE'S GOING TO DRIVE UP THERE AND SHOVE HER HANDS UP HER ASS
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
God I hope there are no DRB posters still around to see this
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Oh shit!
Hide it hide it!
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
So here comes the Jason Bartlett 2 run HR
esoteric - April 21, 2009
LIES!
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
For all I care Morrow could throw eephus pitches if he finishes off Bartlett
Nick S - April 21, 2009
Eephus always sounds like a great word for farts
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
That would be awesome, 40MPH velocity change bitches
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Has he thrown an offspeed pitch yet?
DAMellen - April 21, 2009
Hey, he got the save
For the Win!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Run faster you fat lump
JI - April 21, 2009
11 pitches 11 fastballs.
Is the pitching philosophy based on reverse psychology?
BUCKETSinSB - April 21, 2009
KSave!!!!
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
WOW
Nice.
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
!
Majic - April 21, 2009
I enjoyed these.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
YESSSSSSSS
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
NOT A FASTBALL FOR A STRIKEOUT WOOOOO
JI - April 21, 2009
there we go motherfucker.
sammy - April 21, 2009
Yay!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
BENDY
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
MORROW YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Bendy thing!
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
BALLGAME BITCHESSSS
Nick S - April 21, 2009
Excellent!
esoteric - April 21, 2009
K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BENDY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! M'S WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washburn good!!!!!!
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
MARINERS WIN! MARINERS WIN!
katal - April 21, 2009
That was beautiful
d0nkey - April 21, 2009
FUCK YEAH GO RIDE THE PINE GAYLORD
chinn - April 21, 2009
Game !!!!!
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NINE WINS!
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Holy shit he can spot his curve?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Gameday and Dave both call that a slider.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Looked like a curve to me
Gameday is pathologically wrong and Dave… god love him.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
GO FUCKING MARINERS
coolconman - April 21, 2009
And he threw the MINDFUCK SLIDER!
After all those FBs.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Huge Win
When the first four batters in the lineup get zero hits and you still win that is HUGE
Snuffleupagus - April 21, 2009
Sweeney Time!
ThundaPC - April 21, 2009
Morrow=Brad Lidge
with a curve instead and the wasted ability to start.
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Yet another sub 3 hour game, too.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
I love this.
katal - April 21, 2009
First place!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
But the Angels tied it up.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
YES YES YES
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I LOVE IT
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Welcome to last May
JI - April 21, 2009
I can't believe you didn't register on Quiroz.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
What does that have to do with Robert being a flaming homosexual?
JI - April 21, 2009
Argyle
abender20 - April 21, 2009
Like Darkwing Duck?
JI - April 21, 2009
That, my dear, is Fiddle Cat.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
ME WANT TOUCH
abender20 - April 21, 2009
You must be new here
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
In the grand scheme of things, yes.
abender20 - April 21, 2009
We haven't had to celebrate a win for like a year
Can’t blame him for having not seen it
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
True
We haven’t used Fiddlecat in a long long time.
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
FIDDLECAT RETURNS
seattlebruin - April 21, 2009
Time to dead meme this fucker for good now
Dewey N - April 21, 2009
I think it's fair to bring him out for Rays games.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Wait a second that's a cello
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I feel like we've had this subthread before
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
You're not wrong.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
This meme has lapped itself
JI - April 21, 2009
Does this have any affect on the space-time continuum?
ningwers - April 21, 2009
I asked myself this very question the first time I saw Manos
JI - April 21, 2009
You would be correct
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/search?btn=Go&order=date&q=Cello&type=Comment
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
It's part of the violin family
And fiddle = violin
Cello could justifiably called the bass fiddle
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
The funny thing is that we have argued about this for hours already before
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
I thought that I'd just try to be succinct
Besides, as a music grad student, the comment made me twitch
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
No easier way to identify the new LL posters.
It’s kind of cute really.
But yes, this is Fiddlecat. Delightfully weird last year, but more than a little played out now.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Yippie!
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
FIDDLECAT! YOU HAVE RETURNED!
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
What is this originally from?
I feel like I’m going to have nightmares about this tonight.
Zwakamatsu - April 21, 2009
Babes in Toyland
We’ve thoroughly killed this meme.
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
A damned weird movie
and a damned weird subplot in the movie.
msb - April 21, 2009
I'm still not convinced...
that Morrow has the mental toughness to get saves.
PLU Tim - April 21, 2009
WTF
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I got nothing to say here that isn't dead meme all to hell and gone
Kermit. - April 21, 2009
That's why I stuck with WTF
abender20 - April 21, 2009
I still can't believe Washburn had 9 strikeouts.
9.
^very nice.
HHZ - April 21, 2009
I can't wait until we have Fields, too.
katal - April 21, 2009
My god, they actually do firsties over on DRB.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Once all you fuckers leave, I am calling lasties.
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
RJ is going to be murdered by his children someday
JI - April 21, 2009
Yuni still sucked on defense
He should’ve gotten to that grounder just to the left of the mound in the 5th
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
But was one of four hitters with a positive WPA.
I’ll cling to whatever threads I can.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Wow this interview is intense
JI - April 21, 2009
Curse you
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Aw, his little hat tip. What a guy.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Sweeney is an incredibly intense man
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
He's an adder
Big Jared - April 21, 2009
Oh god
the Angels are Dhing itzuris, batting third. And I thought we had it bad.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
But they have the lead.
Vidro’s still worse.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
...aaaand Lyon blows the game
to GMJ of all people.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
Brandon Lyon blows a game?
[surprise face]
They would’ve been better off keeping Todd Jones from retirement.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Now Adam Everett is pinch-hitting!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
And couldn't get a bunt down.
Not gaining more ground tonight.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Leyland is nutz
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
How did the Tigers beat us?
yuniform - April 21, 2009
FB/SL righty
Bearskin Rugburn - April 21, 2009
If my memory serves correctly
the Tigers beat us because they scored more runs than we did in two out of the three games.
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
So that's their secret.
Matthews just totally blew a catch for the Angels.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Way to steal a joke from some poster whose name I forget.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Probably a lot of people
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
sb
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
He's easily forgotten
.Taylor - April 21, 2009
Their starters
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
The Tigers radio announcers pronounce it
“foo-ENT-ays”
It’s fun to listen to him implode!
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Ramon Santiago blows.
Angels win.
yuniform - April 21, 2009
Larish is worse than him and a lefty to boot
tdot mariner fan - April 21, 2009
Rob Johnson sure can't catch
Mariner John - April 21, 2009
We won, which is awesome,
but my brain is going to fucking explode if we bunt 4 times one one game again.
Zwakamatsu - April 21, 2009
Make sure you wear a garbage bag so your clothes don't get covered in brain matter
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
So DeadLikeMe.
msb - April 21, 2009
Infantizmal?
JI - April 21, 2009
Wakamatsu:
Washburn’s been doing that all year… so far
tootthekazoo - April 21, 2009
Meanwhile a painfully close game is brewing in the House of Shattered Dreams.
The Sharks had better not blow this shit.
Well, at least not harder than they’ve already done.
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Well spank my ass and call me Charlie
JI - April 21, 2009
FUCK YES!!
MARLEAU!
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Bend over, Charlie.
royalcurve - April 21, 2009
Oh my.
JI - April 21, 2009
Go Ducks!
JI - April 21, 2009
...
I see you’ve made some poor life decisions.
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Rooting for the underdog!
JI - April 21, 2009
Hitler was an underdog late in the war >:(
ningwers - April 21, 2009
I wanna see the knucklepuck
JI - April 21, 2009
Those V-2 Rockets were wild, but when he could spot them boy howdy
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
So they were like a large mentally handicapped child flailing around randomly?
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Hooray!
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ningwers - April 21, 2009
High five!
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Lots of Sharks fans in Anaheim...
Jeff Sullivan - April 21, 2009
Wouldn't be hard to outnumber the Ducks fans.
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Sharks goal!!!!!!
CstSnow - April 21, 2009
I feel sorry for you people watching hockey.
How does it feel to follow a sport of losers?
esoteric - April 21, 2009
You probably shouldn't be saying this (Natinals)
Mariner John - April 21, 2009
We won our second game in a row today!
esoteric - April 21, 2009
This is particularly sad given that you have the most entertaining player in hockey playing in DC.
ningwers - April 21, 2009
Hockey is for fags and Canadians
Maybe also Slavs.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
But I repeat myself.
I’ll be here all week, folks. Please tip your waitresses.
esoteric - April 21, 2009
Be sure to pick her back up again, they're not like cows people.
Robert Lintott - April 21, 2009
Ovi would beg to differ.
Holy fucking crap.
ningwers - April 21, 2009
I'm not big into hockey but it is a perfectly acceptable sport
JI - April 21, 2009
I think I've said it before:
— Respect the shit out of hockey players. Athletes through and through, and some pretty incredible ones at that.
— Find the game a bit too hard to follow, and I’ve never had a team to root for.
Just like with MLS, if Seattle got an NHL team, I would give the sport much more of a chance than I have given it in the past.
Teej - April 21, 2009
Everytime I've been to a game I've been entertained
It’s just that I need another sports team to follow like we need more right handed relievers
JI - April 21, 2009
I can see how other people might like it but I just have a hard time following the action
OlSalty - April 21, 2009
Fuck Ramon Santiago
Wilder. - April 21, 2009
Matt Pittman thinks we should be grateful Washburn didn't get traded after all.
msb - April 21, 2009
His wikipedia page
ENDS IN A MYSTERY
yuniform - April 21, 2009
So
Calling Yuni a “stupid oafsome monkey” in a crowded public area is a excellent way to get your entire section to either stare at you or act visually uncomfortable.
Robert - April 22, 2009
Try "I want to hump you Felix" next time.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Good thing you weren't sitting in the black section
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
I'm still baffled as to why Fogel never sought the security guard's opinion on Yuni.
JI - April 22, 2009
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