And I want I try their panormous pizza but when ever I order it, they switch it to two mediums and I don’t have enough of a spine to do anything about it.
Just got back from the game (it was cold and kind of boring)
can someone explain why Rob Johnson was called back to the plate after the dropped his infield popup? I’m assuming it was ruled a foul ball somehow, but from where I was sitting it looked fair.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz.....
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Yuni lets that ball get by him.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
We're allowed one, right?
aestivalis - April 22, 2009
I'm starting to think that Ken Griffey isn't the same player he was when he left in 1999
JI - April 22, 2009
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter!
bluemax - April 22, 2009
I'm so glad I don't have cable.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
I'm so glad I don't have TV.
Sinking Away - April 22, 2009
No you aren't.
JI - April 22, 2009
right now I am.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Quit being a Pissy Priscilla
JI - April 22, 2009
Somedays I think I should cancel my DirecTV
with as little TV as I watch because of work. But then I think my GF might kill me.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Sounds like you've struck the right balance.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Endy Chavez, the cute little runt
Won’t let Niemann catch him out in front
He’s got tricks up his sleeve
Squaring up, to achieve
The perfectly laid FUCKING CUNT
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
We get it already.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Shall I compare thee to a total party pooper
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
I won't be reading it.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
I will!
Robert - April 22, 2009
I like you
Robert - April 22, 2009
whats with the mariner commercials this year?
not up to par. I want to see the light bat.
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
The light bat wasn't a Mariners commercial.
msb - April 22, 2009
So Niemann is working up a perfect game I see.
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
GOD YOULL JINX IT
JI - April 22, 2009
Isn't that an opposite jinx thought?
Like he’s jinxing us so that Niemann will get a perfect game?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Like we're gonna come back and win
JI - April 22, 2009
Oh noes!
Big Jared - April 22, 2009
I'm still waiting to find out the part of baseball Rob Johnson's good at
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Tripling
JI - April 22, 2009
It's almost like Jeff Clement would have been a better choice
JI - April 22, 2009
CERA
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Damn you!
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Obviously after last night
it is his amazing game calling ability.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Boy is there egg on my face
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Tagging runners
JI - April 22, 2009
Blocking baseballs
JI - April 22, 2009
Go away Rob Johnson.
BrianL - April 22, 2009
That throw was of poor quality
JI - April 22, 2009
Not if you're David Aardsma
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Catchers should throw the ball back to Aardsma all crazy like just to be dicks
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
That would break his rhythm
JI - April 22, 2009
What's he going to do, turn around and chuck it into the outfield?
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Sometimes the joke is better if no one responds to it
JI - April 22, 2009
Free Jeff Clement!
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
PERFECT GAME, ARG.
Prevent the throwing of a perfect game. Perfect game. Perfect. Game. Perfectly perfect. Gamely game.
Trying to cover every inch of a jynx.
Sinking Away - April 22, 2009
This worked in Tampa earlier this year.
Sinking Away - April 22, 2009
Do I continue to watch this game, or do I watch Gamera vs. Gaos on MST3K?
Or maybe Time Of The Apes?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Is it wrong that I'm actively rooting for the unmentionable to happen?
Corco - April 22, 2009
Probably the least wrong thought you've ever thought
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Buhner already did it apparently
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
You want Cthulhu to emerge from earth and swallow the souls of the Mariners' relief staff??
esoteric - April 22, 2009
An excerpt from Baker's blog.
Regarding RRS still being on the DL
aestivalis - April 22, 2009
Call me crazy but I'm starting to think Baker might not understand pitching all that well
Robert - April 22, 2009
"The Bull only has one horn..."
“Clean radio station,” Jay says.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
YUNI YUNI YUNI YUNI
abender20 - April 22, 2009
E-6? You don't say..
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Yay Yuni
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
Clock is ticking.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
It would have been silly if that ball went in his sleeve and then down his jersey into his pants
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
That would be worth continuing to watch this game
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
At least he'd finally have a pair in there.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
You know, because he's the Yuniballer
abender20 - April 22, 2009
www.instantrimshot.com
bluemax - April 22, 2009
So Yuni only has one ball like hitler?
JI - April 22, 2009
I've seen something very similar happen to Ryan Zimmerman.
The ball took a hop and leapt up into the folds between his jersey, lodging inside his shirt.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I remember seeing that. He had to fish around to find it.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
An error by Yuni, oh boy.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
At least they got that one
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Yay.
Fett42 - April 22, 2009
Fascinating.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Beltre almost missed that tag
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
tripped on the base?
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
And the Angel's just took the lead.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Glorioski, but Buhner has a fund of Baseball Cliches at his fingertips.
msb - April 22, 2009
Rob Johnson is a fucking pussy
abender20 - April 22, 2009
That's mostly what they're for
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
No one says birthing pussy anymore
JI - April 22, 2009
Ew.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
This is just pathetic
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
ugh
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
How did he even score?
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Nice tag Johnson.
Just after he made the good throw out of the runner.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Fuck
Fett42 - April 22, 2009
Fuck you Johnson.
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
Did he touch the plate?
Fett42 - April 22, 2009
Barely.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
It was a great slide unfortunately
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Argh
Decatur - April 22, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON>!>!?!!!
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
I like the beauty of Tampa putting a number up on the board for every inning.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN199905050.shtml
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Wow, that's gorgeous.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
So there really was a Sexton in professional baseball
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
duh
JI - April 22, 2009
I really like this even more because A.) they put up a lucky 13; B.) fuck the Cubs.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I love it because 2 of the 5 Cubs pitchers
didn’t allow a run and only 2 of them allowed any ER.
dbroncos31 - April 22, 2009
Fuck you Johnson reloaded.
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
WHY IS ROB JOHNSON ON THE MARINERS MY GOD
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Wow this is sad.
BrianL - April 22, 2009
God Dammit Johnson.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
ROB JOHNSON NOT ACTUALLY GOOD AT DEFENSE
Simon Phoenix - April 22, 2009
STERLING DEFENSIVE REPUTATION
esoteric - April 22, 2009
STERLING DEFENSIVE REPUTATION
esoteric - April 22, 2009
STERLING DEFENSIVE REPUTATION
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
STERLING DEFENSIVE HEY FUCK YOU LOOK IT JUST HAPPENS TO ME EVERY NOW AND THEN I'M TRYING TO MINIMIZE IT.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
STERLING DEFENSIVE REPUTATION
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
He's Rene River Part II
Corco - April 22, 2009
Neimann shouldn't be credited with a no-no, if it goes that way.
This is really a forfeit.
msb - April 22, 2009
Really a suckfest
coolconman - April 22, 2009
Cue the comeback!
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
It would be weird if he kept saying "his countryman" about white people
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Who?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Sims
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I think he meant Ichiro
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
It would, however, be awesome if he said "my countryman" about all black people.
sammy - April 22, 2009
Dave Sims is the whipped cream on a mocha frappuccino
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Are we boned yet?
JI - April 22, 2009
in so many (of his) words
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
No?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Fangraphs says yes
3% chance of coming back.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
If you multiplied our hits by infinity we would be being outhit
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Hey at least we don't have zeros across the board!!!
Oh wait…
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Are we still blaming this on David Spade?
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Time to fuck this shit up, Beltre.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
you mean bartlett
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
Stuffed Crust Pizza is delicious
JI - April 22, 2009
What the fuck are you doing
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I'll give you three guesses
JI - April 22, 2009
Stuffing crust
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Oh my.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Rec'd
And I want I try their panormous pizza but when ever I order it, they switch it to two mediums and I don’t have enough of a spine to do anything about it.
Robert - April 22, 2009
The secret to enjoying stuffed crust pizza is eating it while it is still warm
this is where I think previous attempts have failed
JI - April 22, 2009
I should try again
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Please do.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
I still have some
JI - April 22, 2009
I feel like it would get cold
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
So wait, when Compaq wants to deny you another new computer you man up?
But when the guys at Pizza Hut say something you don’t have a way to defend yourself?
Fuzz - April 22, 2009
Oh good
Downgraded to no-hitter.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
BYE BYE PERFECTION
abender20 - April 22, 2009
That's what you get for not picking a race
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Finally.
Hussle
Max Bailey - April 22, 2009
Bartlett going Yuni on them.
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
Fucker still has a no-hitter though.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
HERE WE COME!
Que the sirens!
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Que?
porque?
msb - April 22, 2009
I fail at mexican.
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
the taller they are...
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
Timberrrrrrrrr............................
msb - April 22, 2009
Meltdown time!
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Time for a comebackkkkkkk
Sponsored by Rally Fries™
Max Bailey - April 22, 2009
I'm uncomfortable with that many Ks
JI - April 22, 2009
It involves many a Sean White strike out... and more eroors like that one
Max Bailey - April 22, 2009
GONE
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Lopez Homerun!
Hey now.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
The Rays will want to keep Niemann out there through the 5th so he qualifies for the win.
Now is the time to strike!
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
abender20 - April 22, 2009
FEEL THE MOJO RISING IN MY PANTS
abender20 - April 22, 2009
OKEY DOKEY
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Oh my
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Oh my indeed
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Metaphorical "okey dokey"
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
I can never tell with you
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I'm a puzzle.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
WE WANT THE FUNK
Simon Phoenix - April 22, 2009
Offense!
BrianL - April 22, 2009
SHOOP DAWOOOOP!!!
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Hey, that makes it a little more interesting.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Ironically it was a lazy flyball
JI - April 22, 2009
There's nothing ironic about that whatsoever
esoteric - April 22, 2009
LOAFIE FUNK BLAST!
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
Holy crap, Lopez HR!
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Wow!
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Oh let me check on your shutout and IT'S GONE!
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
The 5th inning just spells doom for player who are pwning us
esoteric - April 22, 2009
imposible, es posible?
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
I want Jose's
Bat…in my lineup
Max Bailey - April 22, 2009
JOSE! LOPEZ! JOSE! LOPEZ!
joof - April 22, 2009
GOD DAMN IT WE CAN'T EVEN GET NO HIT CORRECTLY
Corco - April 22, 2009
WHAT!!!!
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
Yea,
Saw that one coming.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Now he's just throwing right down the middle of the plate
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
ahahahaa
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
AHAHAHA that was funny
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
More impressive in person when you're sitting next to Graham and the catcher is Clement
JI - April 22, 2009
Rob Johnson is as useless as a bag of pubes
abender20 - April 22, 2009
I can think of a LOT of things to do with a bag of pubes
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Bleurgh.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Pubes aren't useless
JI - April 22, 2009
Especially not once they've been harvested.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Ew
JI - April 22, 2009
That always happens when we play the Rays
JI - April 22, 2009
The Jeff disease is contagious!
joof - April 22, 2009
HILARIPUS
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Coaches can't even hit pop-ups on command
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
But Johjima can...
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
whoa, that dude is fleet
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
Wow our odds of winning this game quadrupled!
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Whoa we aren't sucking and we're getting some luck
Major turn around.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
MELTDOWN
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
That was the Jamie Burke Special
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I like those James Burke specials.
msb - April 22, 2009
Ha ha, Rob Johnson reaches on an error.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
That was an error?
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
No but the foul popup that got dropped was
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
I still hate you Johnson.
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
NONE ARE OUT
JI - April 22, 2009
This is one wacky game.
msb - April 22, 2009
TAKE THAT ROB JOHNSON HATERS
Corco - April 22, 2009
Johnson made a deal with the devil
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Seems like he would have requested more
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Maybe he only has to spend a summer in hell
JI - April 22, 2009
Maybe this is the best the devil could do with him.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
He's the Devil
Not a miracle worker
Max Bailey - April 22, 2009
If he can cure stupid fingers he can do anything
JI - April 22, 2009
Yeah, but it usually involves a ridiculously circuitous plan
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
And cutting off your hands.
joof - April 22, 2009
Is it weird that I still feel somewhat confident with Gutz batting?
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
It's unsupported by evidence
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Oh so close
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
He's done that twice today
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
DAMNIT THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A 2 RUN JACK
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Wow come on thats twice he's hit a foul HR tonight
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
REPLAY
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
How was that foul?
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Other than the fact that it landed on the wrong side of the pole?
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Don't we get some sort of home field advantage?
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
I think we can pitch from behind third base.
joof - April 22, 2009
A pole that sways to stay fair?
msb - April 22, 2009
TAKE! TAKE!
esoteric - April 22, 2009
DAMMIT THAT WAS BALL FOUR
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Welcome to..
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Why didn't you take that? :(
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
What is it with the Mariners and the 5th inning
Fett42 - April 22, 2009
Sad
Let’s go Yuni
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Let's be honest, this isn't going to end well.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I predict a pop up
bluemax - April 22, 2009
NOT PESSIMISTIC ENOUGH
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I don't like being right
But that was as predictable as can be.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
BAN!
JI - April 22, 2009
Didn't see that one coming
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Wow Yuni.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK BETANCOURT
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Fuck off Yuni.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
CLASSIC YUNI!
To the Rescue.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
MY GOD YUNI
redwolf75 - April 22, 2009
Mother fucking Yuni.
joof - April 22, 2009
BENCH PLEASE.
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
I can't believe our amazing defensive CF isn't amazing at offense
TRADE TRADE TRADE
Robert - April 22, 2009
GO BACK TO CUBA YOU SILLY FAT MAN
JI - April 22, 2009
I MEAN MONKEY
JI - April 22, 2009
If I were Wakamatsu, I'd start beating Yuni with the water cooler and stop only wen I tired of it.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Oh look at that, Yuni swings into a double play on the first goddamn pitch.
Why aren’t you riding pine?
BrianL - April 22, 2009
Because Ents are neither real nor gay
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Maybe he found of the Ent wives.
joof - April 22, 2009
Bench his lazy fat arse.
redwolf75 - April 22, 2009
There was no better time to take some pitches than right there...
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Anyone see our comeback % right before Yuni's at bat?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
14%
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Down to 8% now
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Just tuned in. I see Yuni had an error. How bad was it?
Rudy4three - April 22, 2009
It rolled up his arm, into his shirt and fell into his pants
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Haha, no really
Rudy4three - April 22, 2009
Minus the into his shirt and falling into his pants...
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
At least he didn't pop up in that at bat!
Robert - April 22, 2009
Corcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcorcoran!
Corco - April 22, 2009
Walkwalkwalkwalk
Fuzz - April 22, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844236/4-18-open-game-thread-part-2#14406661
JI - April 22, 2009
.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/18/844236/4-18-open-game-thread-part-2#14406674
Corco - April 22, 2009
Aaand MLB.tv just ate shit
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Whenever this happens my house gets uncomfortably quiet
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I miss the commercials snapping me out
JI - April 22, 2009
All I can hear is my fridge and some crickets
abender20 - April 22, 2009
I hear the fridge
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Is it running?
JI - April 22, 2009
I should hope so
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Would you run if you looked like this?
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
It's a shame this picture ruined the punchline
JI - April 22, 2009
I didn't realize until now that there were crickets in LA
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Those are castanets
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
The sense of this joke depends on whether or not Mexicans use castanets
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
The only mexicans in my part of town leave after the lawn is mowed.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
So I think Yuni is a double agent employed by every other team and that Tampa was late on a payment.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Corcoran
Stops scorin!
Start soarin
Corcoran!
(Implorin
Corcoran?
No, more un-
Derscorin
My warrin
Adorin
For pourin
On scorin
Or roarin
Corcoran
khmer luge - April 22, 2009
STRIKES. THROW THEM.
redwolf75 - April 22, 2009
Please.
msb - April 22, 2009
AH SHIT NO ITS CORCOAN
JI - April 22, 2009
Good start for Corcoran, we really want to keep that scoring every inning thing going
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Yes a four pitch walk to Carl Crawford is the optimal way to keep momentum you fat sack of shit
Go marry your cousin
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Ahahahaha
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Ironically marrying your cousin in an incredibly english thing to do
JI - April 22, 2009
Apparently it isn't considered too weird anywhere but America.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
It's an incredibly European royalty or American hick thing to do
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
According to my Grandfather the Corcoran name is descended from royalty
Corco - April 22, 2009
According to me nobody gives a fuck
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Given this subthread this seems like the kind of thing you'd keep to yourself.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Well whoopdie fuck
JI - April 22, 2009
Corco has outlived his usefulness.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
I'm beginning to think that despite my love for Roy Corcoran maybe he shouldn't be a Major League Baseball player anymore
Corco - April 22, 2009
OUT WHAT THE FUCK
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
THAT CALL WAS BLOWN
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
BS call
Just what we needed.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
So out.
joof - April 22, 2009
Good Christ.
I could have told you Crawford was going to steal
Fuzz - April 22, 2009
Except he was out
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
I know he was, but my point still stands
Crawford is damn fast and likes to go stealy on the basepaths
Fuzz - April 22, 2009
BULL. SHIT.
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Good time for the ump to make a fucking horrible call
And it cost us a run, fantastic!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
....
….
redwolf75 - April 22, 2009
Crotch tag
Gihyou - April 22, 2009
Beauty is preserved. Rays have their run for the inning.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
It's a forest of ones on the scoreboard.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Fuck you you stupid fucking redneck. Go fuck your sister.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Is she hot?
JI - April 22, 2009
You've seen Corco and she's the product of incest.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Ouch
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
That doesn't make any sense on several levels
Corco - April 22, 2009
He's ugly and she's inbred, do you think she's likely to be attractive?
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Maybe she's the daughter of Angelina Jolie and her brother
JI - April 22, 2009
Angelina Jolie is Roy Corcoran's mother?
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
You finally lost me
JI - April 22, 2009
You're all retarded
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
Not the case
JI - April 22, 2009
I just wanted an excuse to use that thing
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
This is Matthew's Joke
Don’t dead meme it.
Robert - April 22, 2009
Err a joke we use on Matthew
JI - April 22, 2009
This is the first time I have used it
.Taylor - April 23, 2009
What
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
I told Roy Corcoran to go fuck his sister and insinuated she was the product of incest.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Oh now I get it
Corco - April 22, 2009
1. JI has never seen me
2. I’m a he
3. My mother is from West Virginia and my father is from Ohio so they couldn’t possibly be related
4. I’m sexy
Corco - April 22, 2009
West Virginia?
Big red flag right there.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I should have known that was coming
Corco - April 22, 2009
There are pictures of you on the internet
JI - April 22, 2009
Not that you have access to
Corco - April 22, 2009
This is a silly argument
abender20 - April 22, 2009
You've posted pictures here before.
joof - April 22, 2009
Well I sure as fuck didn't look at them on purpose
JI - April 22, 2009
That’s what Oedipus said
JI - April 22, 2009
'Cause he loved his mother ....
msb - April 22, 2009
You think the queen being as old as his mother would be would be a huge fucking tell
JI - April 22, 2009
Maybe she was a child bride.
msb - April 22, 2009
I know I assume everyone as old as my mom is my mom.
joof - April 22, 2009
Yes but he had knowledge from the Oracle
JI - April 22, 2009
I know I take advice from doped out crazy people.
joof - April 22, 2009
He sure as fuck took it seriously the first time
JI - April 22, 2009
Maybe she used that magic serum they keep advertising on website sidebars ...
the ones that make you look so much younger .
msb - April 22, 2009
Didn't have the internet back then
JI - April 22, 2009
I bet she was just hot since she was a queen and likely to be the daughter of a hot mom
JI - April 22, 2009
I'm talking about the Corco that plays baseball genius.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
She was adopted by two gay redneck brothers who were also lovers?
JI - April 22, 2009
Was this the game where everyone was supposed to post on the Rays site?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Our WE% is lower than it was before the Lopez homer!
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
[surprise face]
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Because Tampa really needs more help in this game.
msb - April 22, 2009
We do :(
Sylar - April 22, 2009
Is MLB.tv not having "Media Error" for anyone else?
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Nexdef is working.
Normal is not.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Well today is a day of opposites
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
What the fuck?
good to know, I guess.
Teej - April 22, 2009
How many more batters till Griffey?
Robert - April 22, 2009
Not enough?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Well I see the problem with our offense right here
Robert - April 22, 2009
Rob Johnson has really bad ball blocking reflexes
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Cockblocks like a motherfucker
abender20 - April 22, 2009
I like how Buhner pretends Blowers would be welcomed as a coach
edddgar - April 22, 2009
I just got back from an important dinner...
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? What has been the been the primary downfall besides our pitchers’ allergies to Longoria?
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Jakubauskas was horrible, no one can throw strikes and the umpires are pieces of shit
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
And the offense has reverted to 2008.
msb - April 22, 2009
This is definitely the least I've enjoyed watching a Mariners game this year
Nothing has gone right whatsoever
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
And right on cue, Batista warming up.
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
At least we scored
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
ALL OF THESE ARE STRIKES
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
strike zone != large
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
YES YES!
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
ump must be from the North
cyberwulf - April 22, 2009
RegularDef is back
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Thank you.
I hate being 3 minutes behind real-time.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Just after I finally caved and installed nexdef
abender20 - April 22, 2009
NexDef has actually been quite good to me for the past few days, quality-wise.
I just hate being minutes behind. I had a friend call me to laugh about Yuni’s error 30 seconds before it even happened on my screen.
Teej - April 22, 2009
You could always send the mlbtv offices a letterbomb
JI - April 22, 2009
is the strike zone the size of the logo on johnson's chest protector?
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
So let's get something going this inning
It’s a while until Yuni so we might be able to get a nice little rally
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
uh oh. our ace is warming up...
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Wish the announcers would shut up about his perfect 4 innings
It was much more due to our offense sucking anyway
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
No team in the AL has ever had a run in all 9 innings?
msb - April 22, 2009
I think the Rangers scored in 8 innings of their 30-run game.
But they were the home team and didn’t get to play the 9th.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Nope, nevermind.
WAAAAAAY off.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Nope they only scored in 4 innings in that game
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Why has Griffey not carried his team to victory yet
ermac - April 22, 2009
He's building suspense first
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
He really shouldn't be be carrying anything with his back.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Bad knees limit the weight he can support.
joof - April 22, 2009
Old person joke
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Time to indulge in some Aaron-approved Prima Pils
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
This game deserves much worse
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Time to indulge in some White Rascal
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Better.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
I am nervous.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
?
I love Prima Pils.
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I don't know why I forgot you saying this.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Ichiro!
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
Care to take off that exclamation point now?
yuniform - April 22, 2009
Speed aboard!
JI - April 22, 2009
Wak ball!
JI - April 22, 2009
time for niemann to pee his pants
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
I was unaware that a lack of a shift key leads to urinary incontinence.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
now you know
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
And I've just wet myself.
abender20 - April 22, 2009
6-8 Angels in the 7th
Oh great, NOW the Tigers give up runs.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Verlander got wrecked again
abender20 - April 22, 2009
what
Kaorikaze - April 22, 2009
WTF
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
SAFE!
Because Crawford was safe!
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
What the fuck that must have been a terrible jump
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Why the fuck are we sending Ichiro there?
IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
I thought they just took bunting practice before this game
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Whaaa..
msb - April 22, 2009
Yay for stealing with a 5-run deficit!
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
He should just be automatically called safe
ermac - April 22, 2009
Great job Ichiro
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Can we lay off the small ball stuff for a game?
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Small ball isn't really all that helpful when YOU'RE DOWN BY FIVE FUCKING RUNS
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Guess where Ichiro would be now
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Hey, now steal with Endy, WHY NOT?
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
I bet Griffey strikes out on three pitches
JI - April 22, 2009
Double-play on the second pitch.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
This is, of course, the esoteric-approved prediction.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
It's a lefty, he wont make contact.
JI - April 22, 2009
So we're talking about an embarrassing three-pitch K?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
It's impossible now
JI - April 22, 2009
He'll find a way!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Fouls!
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
We got awfully close to both
JI - April 22, 2009
This is the perfect time for Endy to try and steal second base!
Send him! Send him! Send him!
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
damn. mlb.tv is lagging.
did ichiro get thrown out?
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Did he ever
ermac - April 22, 2009
crud
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Well..........
J. J. Putz approves I suppose.
Big Jared - April 22, 2009
Put Wak ball into full effect!
Endy steal 2nd base, Griffey bunt!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Double play or embarassing strikeout?
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Maybe both?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
I think he's more likely to be woefully late on a fastball and pop it up foul to Longoria
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Embarassing strike 'em out, throw 'em out double play.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Those really are the only available choices.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
LATE
JI - April 22, 2009
I can't believe I'm trying to follow this thread on my phone.
I need a hobby.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
I pity you
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Aren't you in a band?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Needs more bass
JI - April 22, 2009
Feast on my taint.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Overdubs!
JI - April 22, 2009
So, on the 'Selfish Ichiro Needs to Do More' Checklist
Bunt more for a hit. check!
Steal more. check!
msb - April 22, 2009
Well done
JI - April 22, 2009
I really dont like what Ichiro has been doing the last week.
If anyone else was making this boneheaded plays we’d be killing them
Rudy4three - April 22, 2009
Which is why some feel that perhaps he isn't the one initiating the bone-headed plays.
msb - April 22, 2009
Like his wild throw vs Detroit? Pretty sure Ichiro has the green light and runs
on his own
Rudy4three - April 22, 2009
I want to see a steal here
Then when 3rd covers the bag, I want to see him take 3rd
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Tigers have the bases loaded with no one out.
Still down 8-6 to Angels.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Bases loaded walk!
esoteric - April 22, 2009
And it's Scot Shields doing it too!
esoteric - April 22, 2009
2 Hrs, 2RBIs for Griffey.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
Mariners!
Teej - April 22, 2009
8-7 in Anaheim
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Jose Arredonde finally coming in to replace Shields.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Hard contact with a breaking ball?
What?
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Griffey's worst nemesis is a 92 MPH FB so maybe he's good to go
JI - April 22, 2009
You sure about that?
Ug.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Turns out the changeup gives him trouble too
JI - April 22, 2009
Oh, and the change-up.
Thats a Nemesis, too.
msb - April 22, 2009
after all that..
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
He was about three feet above that pitch
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
That was a really bad looking swing
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Surprise!
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Embarassing strikeout it is
abender20 - April 22, 2009
Didn't see that coming
JI - April 22, 2009
Yuck.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
One more mississippi there Griffey
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Pwned
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
.623 OPS!
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I like the walks
I dislike the complete lack of batspeed
JI - April 22, 2009
Beltre .467 and Lopez .647. It's amazing we have a winning record
Rudy4three - April 22, 2009
Sweeney's .708
so cut him some slack.
yuniform - April 22, 2009
I still don't think Sweeney's done
He just looks really bad sometimes
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
A hard-earned strikeout at the very least
ermac - April 22, 2009
Ahhh another soul-crushing strikeout
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
They already did turn back the clock Rainer day
JI - April 22, 2009
Economising.
Wait ‘til you see Corky wearing Sexson’s old uni.
msb - April 22, 2009
Surely Griffey's gotten a sombrero at least once this year.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
Beltre needs to aim better
JI - April 22, 2009
Or make contact
JI - April 22, 2009
Someone shoot me please
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Angels game so much more satisfying right now
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
Yeah, I turned over to it.
We are not winning.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
I want to kill myself
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
I'm right there with you
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Please don't.
We’ll have an even more power hungry Napoleon of a mod if you do.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
How am I power-hungry?
I already have power
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
How is Graham Napoleon?
JI - April 22, 2009
I don't know, actually.
First conqueror to pop into my head. Who would you say Graham most resembles?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
We've already had this subthread
JI - April 22, 2009
Stalin?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Graham is but a simple assistant
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I like thinking of myself like as the Grand Vizier except Grand Viziers do shit
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Perhaps Grand Wizard would be more appropriate
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Jafar was pretty go-getting for a Grand Vizier.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
If he's Jafar, who is his Iago?
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
I didn't realize GOB was a Nazi
abender20 - April 22, 2009
I never noticed before how that looks nothing like Matthew.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
You seems quite giddy
JI - April 22, 2009
Am I the next of mod-kin?
JI - April 22, 2009
That strikeout was more efficient.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
What an inning.
The Mainers are playing hardball.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Someone needs to injure Beltre again
He is one of the few players who should play through pain
ermac - April 22, 2009
Tigers lead 9-8
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
DETROIT 9-8
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
It's ok to suck when the rest of the division sucks too!
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
...And an even more embarassing strikeout to follow.
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
Yikes
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
Adrian Beltre is not hitting well enough to justify any sort of reputation right now.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Angels meltdown!
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Two runs score on an ERROR - it should have been a GIDP by Inge, too.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I still don't like Inge.
yuniform - April 22, 2009
On ball four
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
If it had been the M's, I think we all know that it would have been a triple play, swinging at ball four.
And it would have been Yuni swinging the bat.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Well, I don't know about the GDIP.
They would’ve only gotten one out the way that was hit.
But I won’t complain!
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
WOW.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
It seems like they would have developed those pictures years ago
JI - April 22, 2009
Wait the MLB.tv commercial feed is different
Corco - April 22, 2009
Why would I want to watch the Yankees win?
msb - April 22, 2009
The Angels seem to suck very, very badly this season.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Because this is the roster they expected to field all season long
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Miguel time.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Well at least Yuni hasn't done -that- this year
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Wave the white flag, Batista time.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
So, Oakland loses. Angels will hopefully lose..
How about them Rangers?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Rangers already lost
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
First Place!
yuniform - April 22, 2009
So at least it's not a total loss..
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
I think this loss feels pretty total.
yuniform - April 22, 2009
Score more runs, Detroit.
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
Miguel in - game over!
ermac - April 22, 2009
Don't give them any more runs you fuckers
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
Sims is passionate
JI - April 22, 2009
I think he's a Mets fan.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Simms is an idiot
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
Completely false.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
So very wrong.
BrianL - April 22, 2009
WHOA
WHOA WHOA WHOA
JI - April 22, 2009
Okay i take it back, not an idiot. I just hate listening to him
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
WHOA
WHOA WHOA WHOA
JI - April 22, 2009
I'll leave this to you. You're better at it than me.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Why on earth would you hate listening to Simms?
Aside from Dave he’s the best we’ve got.
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
maybe i should just witch over to the radio broadcast.
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
It's Rizzs right now.
Fairly bland.
yuniform - April 22, 2009
It's not because he's black is it?
JI - April 22, 2009
Maybe he hates traitors to the Mushroom Kingdom
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
This always makes me smile.
Teej - April 22, 2009
of course not. I just dont like his voice. And besides, if you didn't know he was black I don't think you could tell by his voice.
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
I thought it would be strange because Sims is a total oreo
JI - April 22, 2009
For a black guy he sure wears a lot of silly white people hats
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
?
JI - April 22, 2009
Don't they have wardrobe people?
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
He's not
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/22/849674/4-22-open-game-thread-part-2#14607301
JI - April 22, 2009
You'd rather listen to Rizzs over Sims?
BrianL - April 22, 2009
So who's good? Joe Morgan?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
He could be partnered with McCarver
It can always be worse!
Big Jared - April 22, 2009
Dude. No.
.Taylor - April 23, 2009
I like tits
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
*Dead meme
.Taylor - April 22, 2009
Piss off
nicknames aren’t memes
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
Nicknames are capitalized.
We all love tits.
Teej - April 22, 2009
This will be our first 3 hour game I think
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
I hate watching this much baseball :(
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I have a very limited watching the Mariners be shitty tolerance
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
But a nearly infinite watching the Angel implode tolerance
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
I'm glad the start times for the Cards and M's are 5 hours apart tomorrow
JI - April 22, 2009
After the first inning, I put on a movie.
Sometimes you just have a feeling that your time could be better spent. I had that feeling before the first pitch.
But with tomorrow comes Felix Day!
Teej - April 22, 2009
That was a shocking noice by Sims
What the fuck he did it again, I’m scared
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
noise*
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
It's okay, it's the British spelling, right?
yuniform - April 22, 2009
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ANGELS SUCK
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
ANGELS BASEBALL!
10-8, 1 out.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
When Adam Everett is hitting off of you, quit baseball
esoteric - April 22, 2009
And the top of the order is up
funny how the pen was meant to be the Angels’ strength. They are so boned right now.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
Ha, Adam Everett is driving in runs.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
He pinch hit last night.
Jim Leyland is the AL’s Tony La Russa.
yuniform - April 22, 2009
Free Jeff Clement!
Slurvey - April 22, 2009
Ahh, this seems more likely.
Baker says it is that no visiting AL team has scored in every inning.
msb - April 22, 2009
STEAL MORE BASES
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
My goodness the Angel defence is about -10 wins compared to ours
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Equalizer!
JI - April 22, 2009
Cool.
msb - April 22, 2009
tres obscure
I salute you.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
If you want obscure...
how about him starring in a musical based on a Noel Coward play?
msb - April 22, 2009
Is this the one based on Blithe Spirit?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Yup.
Actually, a pretty good adaptation— a little heavy on wacky stuff for Mme Arcati to do, as they had cast Bea Lillie, and had to justify it.
msb - April 22, 2009
Who says LL isn't cultured?
We’re talking about Noel Coward adaptations for god’s sake.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Oh come on, show some mercy
ermac - April 22, 2009
The bases are loaded again with one out.
I want to see Placido Domingo find some missing power here.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Curtis Granderon is intent on prolonging the Angels' agony.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
We're definately on track for the dullest division loss of the day.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Dear god
two pitchers, four runs, one out, and the sacks are still juiced.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
Not for long, methinks.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I think we have a legitimate chance of winning this division with under 80 wins
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Has a team ever done that?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
I don't know and I'm too lazy to look it up
But I doubt it
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Padres came closest
82-80 a couple years ago
Malcontent1 - April 22, 2009
Pretty sure all the division winners in 1994 did it.
Technicalities!
yuniform - April 22, 2009
AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
YES!!!!
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
I called it.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Wait no I didn't
esoteric - April 22, 2009
11-8, 1 Out
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Dang.
I could have been watching The miracle at Morgan’s Creek
msb - April 22, 2009
FUCK YOU, MAGS.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
whoa
whoa whoa whoa
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
NOT IN AN IMAGINARY ROMANTIC KIND OF WAY
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Magglio you rally-killing fuck.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Scoreless inning.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
There's an M's game on?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 22, 2009
No, it ended a couple of hours ago
ermac - April 22, 2009
They didn't score that inning!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Haha batista is full of surprises
TRUguillotine - April 22, 2009
Runs dammit.
Aaron Campeau - April 22, 2009
Child gambling is an epidemic
JI - April 22, 2009
Can you make change for an 8-year-old?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I don't know I just remember losing all my pogs once and being a bit upset
JI - April 22, 2009
I still have my slammers
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
The best slammer I've ever seen was a golf ball
JI - April 22, 2009
Ah shit, I just realized I am listening to Rex Hudler.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
So...the Tigers are going to blow this.
Anyone else agree?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
No, but you're the guy who makes predictions, so maybe
ermac - April 22, 2009
I don't get it, everyone is still happy
There’s no way I could still manage to have fun at a Mariners game like this. I’d just be too depressed that I spent money on the tickets.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
OH GOD I WANT TO SEE
JI - April 22, 2009
Batista has a 1.50 ERA.
russak - April 22, 2009
I like the trend in this graph:
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Gary Matthews Jr. just struck out on three consecutive called strikes.
That’s indescribably wonderful.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
If I had to listen to Rex Hudler every day I think I would just go ahead and make myself a cocktail of the chemicals under the sink
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
Our new plan is to try to kill them with bat splinters
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Jose Lopez is behind the ash-bug epidemic.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Rob Johnson wears Snelling's number and hits worse than Snelling
JI - April 22, 2009
Well, he runs better.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
He doesn't have the Sid Bream leg
Yet
Big Jared - April 22, 2009
Ahaha Juan Rivera grounds into DP.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Crystal for DH - April 22, 2009
Angels 7th inning:
- Napoli walks
- GMJ strikes out on three consecutive called strikes, never taking the bat off his shoulders
- Rivera GIDPs on third pitch.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
can't someone on this team
start juicing?
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
also, if we were allowed one guy to hit the juice...
who would u want it to be?
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Please use better grammar and punctuation
To answer your question, Aardsma, just to see.
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Sounds like it would hurt!
JI - April 22, 2009
Sean White's favorite midnight snack is milk and cookies.
msb - April 22, 2009
I never would have thought...
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Also, did you know that Adrian Betlre's favorite show is Friends
And his favorite movie is Love Actually
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Friends must become funny after you translate it into Spanish
JI - April 22, 2009
"Hoooooollllllllaaaaaa."
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
( I don't know any Friends catch phrases so I'm doing a Fonzie)
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
It's a good thing
JI - April 22, 2009
¿PodrÃa usar más ropa?
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Work on your use of tenses, bitch.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
He venido fijar la copiadora.
msb - April 22, 2009
Having never watched Friends, I have no idea whether this is actually a catchphrase from the show or not.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I still watch Carol Burnett. What do I know.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Always a good thing.
msb - April 22, 2009
He came to fix the copier?
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
I have come
esoteric - April 22, 2009
ew
JI - April 22, 2009
In my pants, no less.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
ew
JI - April 22, 2009
Huh.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
I came to fix the copier?
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
From Joey's bit part in a porno, as the guy who came to fix the copier, but couldn't because the leads were busy, on top of it.
“There I am. There I am. There I am.”
msb - April 22, 2009
"¿cómo te va?"
(How you doin?)
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Rachel: Oye, ¿verdad chicos ver los nuevos secadores de manos en el baño?
Ross: Yo creÃa que era sólo un rumor.
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
I wish there were hand dryers in my bathroom
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Bonanza in Spanish is pretty entertaining.
msb - April 22, 2009
Batista, on the other hand, likes cheescake
msb - April 22, 2009
Dibs I the pomagrante blueberry mix.
msb - April 22, 2009
Jason Bulger now coming in to face Cabrera/Guillen/Laird
This has the potential for deliciousness.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
We can still rally.
russak - April 22, 2009
That's gotta be like the 5th leadoff walk of the inning.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Of the game*
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
It's like the Run Lola Run of innings.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I'm really starting to fucking hate Longoria.
russak - April 22, 2009
Why?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Because he's the new Mariner killer.
russak - April 22, 2009
I think Mariners do more Mariner killing than anyone.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Self-imolation.
msb - April 22, 2009
Because he's good.
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Enjoy
JI - April 22, 2009
Was that Putz who shattered his hand?
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Looks like it
JI - April 22, 2009
DIRTY FUCKER
esoteric - April 22, 2009
It cost them the division
JI - April 22, 2009
What's the little wave thing JJ does with his right hand after the pitch?
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Sympathy pains?
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
"My bad" wave?
JI - April 22, 2009
It looks like a very strange motion to me
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
I thought it was a "He was swinging" wave.
joof - April 22, 2009
"Nyaah nyaah you little twat!"
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Is Batista really throwing 95?
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Isn't that about where he was as a reliever before? 94-95?
Zwakamatsu - April 22, 2009
Yes.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
I think we're losing
JI - April 22, 2009
(Rays fan here) Who is your TV crew tonight?
I actually kind of enjoy them.
Imperialism32 - April 22, 2009
Dave Sims
This is all you need to know.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
I think it's Sims and Mike Blowers tonight.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Is it just me or does Batista work unbearably slow?
Decatur - April 22, 2009
He's slow.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Can someone make an Eva Longoria joke to lighten up the mood here?
Just kidding. That would be crossing the line.
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
It's against the rules
JI - April 22, 2009
Eva/Evan Longoria jokes are so unfunny as to run you the risk of banning.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
As well they should.
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
Using chatspeak like "u" and "r" instead of the complete words is another way to see the inside of the box.
Just so you know.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Maybe we want her boxed.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Three outs until we can officially not care too much about this loss.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Yay!
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
RUN PREVENTION CHA CHA CHA!
chinn - April 22, 2009
Hey twinkletoes. You're late.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
This game is a killer.
chinn - April 22, 2009
No caps?
JI - April 22, 2009
Can't muster it tonight.
chinn - April 22, 2009
Goddamn
JI - April 22, 2009
We killed chinn
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Jakabauskas did.
chinn - April 22, 2009
It was either that or he would eventually explode
JI - April 22, 2009
chinn is my favorite
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Me too.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
How could he not be?
JI - April 22, 2009
chinn - April 22, 2009
StopIt!StopIt!StopIt!StopIt!StopIt!
msb - April 22, 2009
That's hypnotizing
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
I have swirly eyes.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Who is the Ranger?
I’m mesmerized.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Millwood.
msb - April 22, 2009
Yay!
JI - April 22, 2009
He melted like one of his .GIFs
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Bobby Seay looks like he has a terrible, socially crippling skin condition.
Poor bastard.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I love Gutz so much
and this is how he treats me.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Too bad we can't capitalize on the division losses.
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Well by not losing any ground I would positively suggest that the burden is on the others
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Wow I was worried I missed a game
Niehaus just told me the M’s have only stranded one runner. Weeee.
Kermit. - April 22, 2009
3-hitter!
ermac - April 22, 2009
The gamethread is better than this POS game, until the abject apathy and despair completely took over.
Huh, Ichiro gonna stand in there for a double now?
Kermit. - April 22, 2009
I have spent four minutes looking at my stove!
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
How does it look?
JI - April 22, 2009
White
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
On the inside?
JI - April 22, 2009
Dark
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Incredible.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Natural or is it due to burnt food?
JI - April 22, 2009
I'm a good cook
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
That doesn't really answer my question.
JI - April 22, 2009
I'm not interested enough to give you what you want
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I was just trying to make conversation.
JI - April 22, 2009
Good cucks make mistakes too.
Robert - April 22, 2009
Buh.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Nice typo gaywad.
JI - April 22, 2009
Is it self-cleaning?!
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
You forgot to turn it on and the frozen pizza is still frozen eh?
Kermit. - April 22, 2009
12-8 Tigers.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Ha ha Brandon Inge just shat all over Angels relief
esoteric - April 22, 2009
My Gf made it sound like some porous Angels OF defense
also took place.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Earlier, perhaps.
This time it was a home run.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Well that works.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
Really hope Felix is good tomorrow
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Just assume he will piss you off and suck.
That way, you can’t get hurt and only have upside-surprise to look forward to.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Come on Ichi-balls!
chinn - April 22, 2009
Stat padding time!
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Yay Ichiro!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Ichi-row!!
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Ichiro!
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Now you swing away you little hamster
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Hope Ichiro steals 3rd
ermac - April 22, 2009
And then a try for home,maybe?
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
It's Wak ball man
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Adam Everett is 3 for 4 tonight and is currently batting .308
With an amazing (for him) .764 OPS.
Let’s trade Yuni for him.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
I thought the screen went black and everybody left the field after three hours
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I liked the 3 1/2 hr games from 2000
JI - April 22, 2009
We might only be down by three if not for Yuni's GIDP
JI - April 22, 2009
The Wendy's commical is kind of depressing.
It is like they are saying: Hey, you will eat the same crappy food for your whole life loser.
mark sobba - April 22, 2009
M's spent time working on small ball tactics earlier today
But they only scored on a 3-run homerun.
Is that you, Joe Morgan?
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Wak-Ball will lead to at least one suicide among LL readers during this season.
Mark it down.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
Chavez you beast!
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Endy is a wonderful person,
and I love him..
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Dave went through all the possibilities on that one.
themoose - April 22, 2009
Endy!
Kermit. - April 22, 2009
Wow, there is nobody left at Safeco.
It started as a typical April Wednesday night small crowd. And now, well, I don’t blame them for leaving.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
FUCK OFF RAUL!!!!
chinn - April 22, 2009
AHAHAH! Endy!
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Nice one, Endy.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
What the fuck Beltre
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
So Beltre obviously gave up already.
Zwakamatsu - April 22, 2009
Beltre's ready for bed.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Jesus, Dave had absolutely no idea what was going on with that one.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
So true, does he ever?
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Beltre's really ready for bed.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
JESUS FUCK BELTRE
chinn - April 22, 2009
What is happening to you Adrian??
It’s like he’s transforming into Yuni
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Yuni's a team leader
esoteric - April 22, 2009
This game just needs to hurry up and end
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
I concur
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Just got back from the game (it was cold and kind of boring)
can someone explain why Rob Johnson was called back to the plate after the dropped his infield popup? I’m assuming it was ruled a foul ball somehow, but from where I was sitting it looked fair.
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
after they*
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
They touched the ball in foul territory, rendering the ball foul.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Thanks to both.
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
Navarro knocked it into fair territory but it was foul
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
I hate this game
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
I love it!
Beltre is making himself worse so it’s harder to trade him now right?
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Yay! He'll never leave us!
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Hooch is helping.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Beltre just Yuni'd!
Defined as two consecutive misplays on two consecutive plays.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
PIG BALLS!
chinn - April 22, 2009
GOD
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Legendary.
esoteric - April 22, 2009
100% win expectancy.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
For the Rays, of course.
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Impossible until 27 outs are recorded
JI - April 22, 2009
Tell it to fangraphs
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=290422112
Smegmalicious - April 22, 2009
Fangraphs is dumb
JI - April 22, 2009
I've lost count.
Is that run unearned?
msb - April 22, 2009
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
I hate the unearned ones more
JI - April 22, 2009
Too many errors and near-errors.
msb - April 22, 2009
FELIX TOMORROW!
mark sobba - April 22, 2009
And James Shields.
msb - April 22, 2009
GET IN THE BOX DIPSHIT
chinn - April 22, 2009
Well 3 out of our 5 starters seem to be good this season
Plus RRS maybe when he comes back, so that’s not too bad
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Can we just erase this game?
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
TURDUCKEN
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
Seriously how can Jeff Clement be so much worse that his bat doesn't make up the difference by a factor of 5?
Graham MacAree - April 22, 2009
Or even Adam Moore.
If Clement is banned from the Mariners like he seems to be.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
This is so sad.
On so many different levels.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
I can't believe anybody is still watching this
Corco - April 22, 2009
Got to watch something during commercials of Ultimate Fighter.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
New South Park!!
Corco - April 22, 2009
Gene Krupa.
msb - April 22, 2009
and Rose Murphy.
huh.
msb - April 22, 2009
Thank you for the reminder.
Was wondering what to watch next.
ImaginaryRomances - April 22, 2009
South Park Studios is on the other side of the building from me.
bluemax - April 22, 2009
SIX RUNS BOYS
JI - April 22, 2009
Totally doable
Forget FanGraphs. Jay Buhner is going to the dugout to give a pep talk right now.
themoose - April 22, 2009
So wait Jeffie isn't ready to be a catcher but Rob is?
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
Time for..
A Magical 7-run ninth!
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Ral-ly Ral-ly Ral-ly Ral-ly Ral-ly
msb - April 22, 2009
Well poop.
chinn - April 22, 2009
Very true. A many man is not so wildly insecure.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Funny.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
*manly + reply fail
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Wouldn't a really Manly Man not give a flying fuck whether anyone thought diet cola was sissy?
msb - April 22, 2009
Is there like 20 people there?
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Give or take, yep.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
So, if one had tickets waaaaaaaaay down in 246 or 247
One could, in theory, move closer.
msb - April 22, 2009
I like Griffey back when he wasn't terrible
JI - April 22, 2009
Yes
It is pretty painful to watch.
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Griffey bad, No Branyan, No Sweeney, No Johjima
And still no Shelton or Clement or Moore…
Decatur - April 22, 2009
So what is happening to the Angel's pitching staff
is happening to our bats
msb - April 22, 2009
Griffey ready for bed.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Baserunner!
JI - April 22, 2009
FERNANDO RODNEY NEEDS TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Tying run at the plate for the Angels....
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
Kangaroo Court is sure to get plenty of business this year.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
They're gonna have to send out Jury duty notices they'll be so busy.
Decatur - April 22, 2009
Adrian Beltre is a fag.
JI - April 22, 2009
WOW
Beltre. Beltre.
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Beltre wants to go to Bed.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
LET'S GO M'S!
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Who is pitching in that picture?
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Pretty sure that's Carl Everett.
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
Carl Everett is pitching?
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
He had his changeup working for him that game
d0nkey - April 22, 2009
Oh pitching.
I missed a word. Tired.
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
Don't worry about it. Just never do it again.
M'sin.. - April 22, 2009
Clutch DP by Beltre.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Thank God that's done.
themoose - April 22, 2009
Fuck you, Beltre
russak - April 22, 2009
Fuck fuck fuck the Angels are coming back
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
What? It was the 9th. What?
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
They're putting on a 2 out rally in the 9th, 12-10 Detroit with the tying run at the plate
OlSalty - April 22, 2009
So much for that.
Eyebrows - April 22, 2009
And finally, the pain is over.
Heydude - April 22, 2009
Finally.
royalcurve - April 22, 2009
That was almost like a bunt attempt.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Finally over
Felix tomorrow! Even if we lose, it can’t be as depressing as this game was.
gregrabble - April 22, 2009
I would wager that such a loss would be many times more depressing
Jeff Sullivan - April 22, 2009
Yay, Tigers.
Wilder. - April 22, 2009
Game Over
Tigers win.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
We had the best lost in the division.
Nothing went well.
ThundaPC - April 22, 2009
Shitty loss, off to the Tyranno Lair for me,
those reptites have a lesson to learn.
Zwakamatsu - April 22, 2009
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